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Dear Dumb
Diary,
Lets Pretend
This Never Happened
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Monday 02
Dear Dumb Diary,
I was out playing with my beagle, Stinker, this
afternoon and I was doing that thing where you
pretend to throw the ball and then dont throw it
and Stinker starts running for it until he realizes you
didnt really throw it at all. Usually I only do it two
or three times but today I guess I was thinking
about something else, because when I finally
realized that I hadnt thrown the ball yet, I had
probably done it about a hundred and forty times.
Stinker was a little bit cross-eyed and foamy and
he wouldnt come back in the house for a long time.
I wonder if dogs can hold a grudge.