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DDD9 ThatsWhatFriendsArentFor PDF
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Dear Dumb
Diary,
Thats What Friends
aren't For
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Sunday 01
Dear Dumb Diary,
You know how in movies when people are in
love they kiss like theyre trying to get something
thats stuck in each others teeth? My dog Stinker
has this toy he likes to kiss passionately like that.
Or maybe hes chewing it, I dont know. Its hard to
tell. Theres a lot of mouth action and some
obvious deep feelings.
Movie people manage to keep the foam to
a minimum during these scenes, a policy that is
not shared by Stinker. Its probably because those
actors are just pretending to care about each
other. Stinkers gross devotion is sincere.