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Pilcrow and Dagger Sunday News 6-21-2015 Vol 2 Ed 21
Pilcrow and Dagger Sunday News 6-21-2015 Vol 2 Ed 21
Do restaurants really
make you wash dishes if
you cant pay your bill?
What if business is slow
and there arent enough
dishes to wash?
Then
what?
Last week, I
launched an undercover
investigation to answer
these very questions.
The first restaurant I
went to, I pretended I
didnt
know
what
happened to my wallet.
Unfortunately, I forgot
minutes earlier, I had
placed my wallet on the
table in front of me. Color
the server confused when I
told her I couldnt pay
because I didnt have my
wallet. If I had known I
was going to make a
mistake such as that, I
wouldnt have ordered two
$50 bottles of wine, three
Weather
Index
More News..............Page 2
Dear Monica...........Page 2
Editorial..................Page 2
Letters To Editor................
........Page 2
Rant & Raves..........Page 2
Horoscope...............Page 3
Puzzles....................Page 3
Classifieds...............Page 3
Dishes
Happenings
By Blabby Rumor
Whats
Hot?
The
temperature is, thats what.
Fortunately, Pilcrow and
Dagger is cool. With just
weeks away until the
publication of their July
issue A Midsummers
Dream the staff is
working feverishly to get it
ready to go. Pay attention
to preorder your print copy
in time.
Rumor has it from the
employee break room that
there is going to be a
midsummer
strike
at
Pilcrow
&
Dagger.
Sources close to the
microwave tell us not to
expect a newspaper on
June 28th or July 5th. You
can complain to Mr. Farce
but please wait until he
notices his staff has gone
on vacation.
To my neighbors - Please
learn how to park your car.
Every time you park
crooked, too close to the
line or over the line, its an
Letter to Editor
By Sham Farce
Dishes Continued
sent the alarm bells ringing
because I wasnt wearing
proper
attire,
wasnt
covered
under
the
restaurants insurance and,
apparently
I
wasnt
supposed to use liquid
drain cleaner to wash the
dishes. That detail caused a
host of other problems for
this diner as well.
Editorial
A lack of organization,
poor time management and
low self-esteem are all
contributing factors that
make some writers give up
on writing their novels.
Pilcrow & Dagger is
dedicated
to
helping
writers with their projects
from beginning to end by
providing tidings, tidbits
and tomfoolery for writers
because thats what our
website says.
Also on our website is
a calendar. In an effort to
help writers stay on track,
it provides submission
deadlines,
submission
openings and, in the very
near future, it will also
provide the dates of
literary festivals located all
over the world. The link to
the
calendar
is
www.pilcrowdagger.com/
goings-on/.
Pilcrow & Dagger
sincerely hopes this will
help every writer maintain
a level of organization
conducive to novel writing.
And
getting
your
submissions in in a timely
manner. Or making your
travel arrangements to your
festival or conference of
choice.
too
Many
Dear Monica
Dear Monica,
My wife wants me to
make dinner but I dont
know how to cook. What
should I do?
- Hopelessly Hungry
Dear Monica,
My husband hides in
our bathroom with his iPad
for over an hour each day.
What should I do?
- Toilet Crazed
Horoscope
Classifieds
For Sale
Wanted
For Hire
Pilcrow
Looking
for
scrap gold and
silver jewelry.
Not
costume
jewelry.
Will
take flatware.
Unwanted
lawnmowers. I
will put to work
any
unwanted
lawnmowers.
Will also take
unwilling
mowers.
Musical director.
Need someone
to write or create
a
musical
soundtrack for
my daily life. I
think it would
make my routine
more fun and
interesting.
Music
would
follow me and
express
my
current state as
well as forebode
any
mood
swings or doom.
Mini
Cooper
rear
quarter
panel. Respond
to this ad in the
personals. Use
the words Hot
Wheels.
Exclamation
Point
Interrobang
Question
Mark
Therefore
Sign
Ampersand
Irony
Mark
Section
Sign
Interpretive
dance
interpreter. Best
if you can also
sign.
Because
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Sudoku
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Answer in next weeks paper
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