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Pilcrow and Dagger Sunday News 7-12-2015 Vol 2 Ed 22
Pilcrow and Dagger Sunday News 7-12-2015 Vol 2 Ed 22
Water
issues
are
becoming
more
pronounced it seems.
Some areas seem to have
flooding
and
record
rainfall
while
simultaneously other areas
are
suffering
severe
drought
and
water
restrictions. There are
bureaucracies that are
trying to grasp control of
retention
ponds
and
special interest groups
claiming golf courses are
discriminatory
against
lower income citizens
because they can afford
the exorbitant water bills.
Amid all the turmoil, a
group of scientists have
been conducting feasibility
studies to solve the water
shortage problem. And,
they released their findings
in a 2500 page report to
Congress and the scientific
community.
Essentially, the
Weather
Index
More News..............Page 2
Dear Monica...........Page 2
Editorial..................Page 2
Letters To Editor................
........Page 2
Rant & Raves..........Page 2
Horoscope...............Page 3
Puzzles....................Page 3
Classifieds...............Page 3
To my wonderful husband,
Thank you for letting
me sleep-in last Saturday.
It was nice to get the
morning off.
To the maniac on I-95,
Why no, I cannot go
any faster. Thank you so
much for asking and for
also signing in case I
couldnt hear you. Ass.
Editorial
Letter to Editor
By Sham Farce
Summer is a time of
relaxation
and
rejuvenation.
Everyone
needs a break every now
and then. The kids are off
from school and so it
stands to reason that would
be the optimal time for a
family vacation. After all,
with no one watching the
kids, then the parents have
to stay home too. Not that
a family vacation is very
relaxing for parents.
It is in light of the
hiatus Pilcrow & Dagger
took for the last two
weeks, that we support a
mandatory vacation period
for everyone. If they do it
in Europe, they can do it
here in the US. With a few
differences, of course.
Pilcrow & Dagger
supports a vacation period
be offered to all full time
employees of no less than
2 weeks per year, 1 week
for part time employees.
Non-employees
are
ineligible for vacation.
Vacation time is to be
taken at the discretion of
the employer and for no
more than one week at a
time. Vacation time is also
unpaid so the employer can
use the employees pay to
hire the temp taking their
place for the week.
Have a good time!
Dear Monica
Dear Monica,
Pilcrow & Dagger hasnt
published a newspaper in
two weeks. Ive never felt
more lost or incomplete.
What should I do?
Sincerely,
Lost Without You
Dear Monica,
I have recurring dreams
that I am swimming
upstream against a strong
current trying to reach a
destination. What does that
mean?
- Gilly
Dear Lost,
Get Hulu and watch
some reruns.
Dear Gilly,
It probably means you
need to get up to pee.
Classifieds
For Sale
Star Wars toys,
dolls,
bobbleheads, and lunch
boxes.
Prices
vary according
to
condition.
Available
at
Nerd Zone.
Bowling shoes
mens size 10
1/2. Used.
Camping
tent
and stove. Tent
has burn hole in
the floor. Still
fine
if
not
raining.
Use
stove outside of
tent.
Mini
Cooper
steering wheel.
Respond to this
ad
in
the
personals. Use
the words Hot
Wheels.
Wanted
Ocean view or
beach
front
cottage,
hammock, slider, fire
pit,
kayak,
canoe,
cool
breezes and a
glass of wine.
Mating
minks
and
hutch.
Winter
is
coming.
Lava
lamps.
Color is not
important. All
colors accepted.
Must still work
and goop must
goop properly.
Horoscope
Notices
The Sneak Peek
for the July
Pilcrow
&
Dagger
is
available to view
at www.pilcrow
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it out. You can
subscribe for an
annual
subscription or you
can pre-order a
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Ampersand
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Irony
Mark
versions will be
available also.
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being accepted
for a little while
longer for the
August
issue.
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quickly!
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