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Spydog Leaves The Org
Spydog Leaves The Org
Leaves
The
Org
Carl
Quillen
Spydog Leaves the Org
by
Carl Quillen
© 2010, Carl Quillen
To my son
Spydog Leaves the Org
Chapter 1
The musical rustling of smooth silk and fine Italian wool
plays gently in my ear as I confidently stride along that
broad avenue, tracing the side of one rectangle among
many. Gridded right-angled reality, blocky glass behemoths
glare with the glowing eyes of street-lamps reflected in their
latticed facades. Metal and glass, steel and concrete, the
smell of baked rust and sweating humanity, all of it
tempered and mellowed by a few ounces of well tailored
cloth. I delight in the way it moves with me, the light
playing on the tight weave while the fine odor of the textile
rises to my nose, which moistly twitches as I savor the night
air, sniffing precisely, delicately and rapidly.
I’ve found him. I can smell him nearby by the odor of
irritation that is clothing him. It’s my boy Linus. As I
round the corner he notices the soft scratching of my claws
as they tap the pavement and turns to face me. His large
head is awkwardly perched on a lightly framed body too
small for it. Long thin arms sprout into even longer, slightly
trembling fingers that he holds a little strangely. Mitten-like,
as if he doesn’t quite know what to do with them.
“I thought we were supposed to be inconspicuous!” he
says, “I can’t imagine what you think you are doing with
that getup, but it’s certainly not—”
“No, you are supposed to be inconspicuous. And you
are. When you are with me,” I answer back, silently. And
he understands me, because, master as he is of all languages
he can read me perfectly. Every motion that I make, every
flick of my tail, he misses nothing. He’s rather unusually
good that way.
“No I’m not! Though I admit that they’ll notice you
first. But after they get over the initial shock, they’ll have to
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When we got back to the hotel I wanted to look at the
pictures the raven and his girl agent had given us, so I got
Linus to load the memory card on the computer. He agreed
with some annoyance.
“You should really sprout some fingers. This is getting
annoying. But let’s see what broom-girl got us,” he
grumbled irritatedly, until the first picture loaded off the
card. Then his face started turning colors. First bright red,
then purple, then pale ghostly white.
“What’s this!??!” he said in a funny strangled voice.
Then he grabbed me roughly by my hand-stitched lapels.
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The mice started arriving the next morning, emerging
out from an almost unnoticeable crack between the floor
and the wall. They arrived in ones and twos, each little
group carrying between them elegantly colored banknotes
of various denominations in various exotic currencies. A
large pile of bills gradually assembled itself on the floor next
to the bed while Linus looked on with a mildly amused
expression.
“Where do you think they got all that cash,” he asked,
somewhat rhetorically.
“Counterfeit. Completely bogus I would imagine. The
Org’s mice are really pretty amazing that way. They tailor
my suits too.”
Linus picked up a ¥10,000 bill eyeing it carefully. It
looked perfectly genuine.
“I suppose this means we’re going somewhere,” he said
thoughtfully.
“Just a little detour on the way home. I expect we’ll get
our orders soon,” I replied while approaching the window.
“I better not be missing much school,” he said, looking a
little annoyed. I don’t know why he was concerned. For
some people, school really is superfluous.
A bird tapped at the window. Linus padded over, placed
the bill on the window sill, and opened the window. A
sparrow hopped in, whistling cheerily, and started pecking
rapidly at the money, punching little holes in the paper with
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its bill. After a few minutes the bird was done, and she
departed with a shrill tweet. Linus picked up the bill, held it
to the light for me to read, and I decoded our orders. Then
he burned it.
“We have to go catch a plane. It’s not a commercial
flight this time, so you should be happy,” I told him.
“Oh good.”
(Linus is a bit tired of taking me on flights. Either I go
as his seeing eye dog, and he pretends to be blind, which he
hates, or I wear shades and my best threads and wing it as a
human. It’s amazing what good clothes can do for your
appearance.)
A few minutes later we were striding out of the hotel,
making our way south, and we started spending our newly
acquired money, riding a complicated series of trains, buses
and taxis, all the while doing our best to ignore the
whispered comments along the way about the “strange-
looking big-nosed hairy foreigner” that were directed my
way. Then we began bribing our way onto a small military
base, where a complicated series of delicately negotiated
financial transactions resulted in us boarding a old, rickety
propeller-driven military transport at the end of the tarmac.
Under the menacing eyes of a truly bloodthirsty looking
crew, we took our places in the hold of the plane, balancing
ourselves on top of crates and piles of old greasy military
vehicle parts. I could only hope that this stuff wouldn’t
shift around too much in flight.
“If I’d known how many felonies this mode of transport
would require, I wouldn’t have complained so much about
doing it the usual way,” remarked Linus after a pause.
“Oh no. That’s one of the benefits of working for the
Org. Visiting beautiful foreign countries. Breaking all their
laws. It’s all very entertaining.”
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“Hey Linus, she seems kind of cute. Look she’s even got
a teddy bear with her. Why don’t you introduce yourself?” I
said to him by way of encouragement. He’s always a little
slow on the uptake when it comes to girls.
“Cute? She has ‘mother’ tattooed on her arm. Crudely,
in India ink, like the way they do it in prison!”
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Barren hills with coarse grass, except for places where the
ground was covered in windblown sand. Dunes in wind
sheltered hollows. Not a tree to be seen anywhere, and no
traces of human habitation. A wasteland. Totally
incompatible with fine living, and more critically, high
thread-count wool.
Linus pressed a button on his watch, and a few seconds
later, it yielded a GPS fix and flashed some coordinates on
the face. He looked at the numbers, screwed up his face in
thought for a few seconds and replied,
“Looks like the eastern corner of Outer Mongolia.”
It’s amazing the kind of things that he’s memorized and
that he can remember.
I looked down at my suit, gloom filling my soul, and
Linus took pity on me and helped me take it off.
“I’ll just fold this up for you and will put it in one of the
parachute packs. No dry-cleaning for miles around, I
imagine. We’ll have to try to preserve what we have,” he
said gently trying to console me.
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It was cold that night. The baked heat of the day didn’t
last long in the sandy earth, and the temperature dropped
fast as the darkness fell, hovering just about freezing until
morning. We’d done well fairly well with our makeshift
tent, and it kept the wind out. It was small, and with three
of us in it we stayed much warmer than we might have oth
erwise. But I didn’t rest well. Linus had placed me between
himself and Lucille, and with a quick gesture—“Keep an eye
on her”—he’d abandoned himself to sleep.
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* * *
A few minutes later Lucille brought Linus the fish,
bringing it over on the end of the bayonet that she’d cooked
them on. I was not of the opinion that the cooking process
could have done them any good; but humans are rather
insensitive to smell I suppose, because Linus thanked her
and began eating them appreciatively.
「 Hey thanks! These are really good! 」 he exclaimed
between large hungry bites while she beamed back at him.
「Say, would you happen to have anything to drink?」
Lucille smiled an even broader smile. She’d come
prepared—she’d found an old tin army canteen on the way
down to the river that amazingly still seemed able to hold
water, and she had spent some time rinsing it out and
refilling it before we returned. Now I understood why. She
handed him the canteen with a little bow. It was really
rather surprising, but in addition to her penchants for
playing with knives and killing things she also seemed to
enjoy these little domestic pursuits.
Linus smiled and took the tin canteen from her, and then
noticed a small leathery thing grasping at one spot on the
old frayed burlap strap attached to the tin. It was an old
blackened mummified human hand—still holding on, pieces
of fractured wrist bones visible at the end. Horror flashed
for a moment across Linus’s face, but then he nonchalantly
tugged the end of the strap which separated cleanly from
the metal with a slight pop and a puff of dust. Then he let
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to behave, and to try not to lose her temper and kill anyone
while she was with us. I was beginning to believe she wasn’t
so bad after all.
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* * *
Linus and Lucille returned towards the end of the
afternoon, Lucille holding the collected game in the lap of
her skirt, her eyes shining brightly and her cheeks pink with
delight. Linus was wet up to the waist, and the expression
on his face, well, let’s just say he seemed rather stunned.
“Good duck hunting I see,” I observed, noting the
several fine examples Lucille was cradling.
“You should have come along,” he complained. “Then I
wouldn’t have had to jump in the river to collect the bodies,
after Lucille skewered them,” he observed with some
annoyance.
“I no—I don’t think Lucille would have appreciated me
being there. Third wheel and all. Not on your first date—”
He grabbed me by the neck and started shaking me.
“Don’t you leave me alone with her again! There’s no
telling what might happen. She’s deadly accurate at up to 50
meters. Just a flick of a wrist and it’s all over. And just look
at the expression on her face and the look in her eyes—it’s
unnerving. It’s like she’s completely insane!”
“She’s just fond of you that’s all. She’s really a sweet girl,
once you get used to her,” I tried to reassure him. But this
remark just set his teeth on edge, and he grimaced. He held
me in the air by my neck for a few seconds before letting go
and dropping me on the ground. Then he turned on his
heel and walked over to Lucille, where he started helping
her pluck feathers from the birds.
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* * *
We crossed the river the next morning. Linus carried
Lucille, sparing her from the water, which while only waist
deep was cold and swift-flowing in places making it hard to
keep his footing. Lucille was still angry with him, and it
showed, because she kept a knife at his throat and told him
she’d use it on him if he dropped her. So he took his time
crossing the river, and by the time they reached the other
side his lips were pale from cold and he was shivering
violently.
The far bank of the river was rather steep, and it wasn’t
easy to find a spot where we could climb out of the water
and clamber up without sliding back down into the river.
But we finally found a good landing and we made our way
up to the top of the bank.
There we found two yaks waiting for us, their heads at
the ground, grazing on the coarse grass. But for the short
legs and long curled horns, they looked and smelled like
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Chapter 3
Yaks do not make a valiant steed. Far from being the
dignified mode of transport I had anticipated, they shuffled
along at a slow walking pace, and that only when they didn’t
find themselves distracted by the nearest passing tuft of
grass, lurch to a halt and start absentmindedly grazing. Try
as I might to imagine them as a magic carpet wafting us
along to our next exotic and enchanted destination, it was
impossible to avoid the reality of the dark fetid matted felt
of their fur, smelling as it did deeply of dirt and rancid
butter. Lying on it was like being eaten alive by a giant,
dirty, sweating and bellowing couch.
“And here I thought I would be retracing the steps of
the caravans of the ancient silk road, swaddled in
embroidered raiment perfumed with myrrh on the back of a
silk-clad Bactrian camel,” I lamented as I lay languidly in
Lucille’s lap while she gently petted my neck and scratched
my belly trying to sooth me.
“If you don’t like the yak you could always walk. You
wouldn’t have any trouble keeping up,” responded Linus a
little testily. He rubbed gingerly at his throat, which was still
a little sore in the place where Lucille’s knife had scratched
it the other day.
“I mean, you’d think the Org would at least send us
some spirited Mongolian ponies, rather than these…draft
animals. To whisk us swiftly and gracefully across the
steppe…” My voice trailed off a little wistfully. My yak
snorted at me, obviously offended, steam rising from its
nostrils.
“I’m sure you’d regret it later if you missed the full
enjoyment of any of this scenery,” he replied, waving with
his arm to the vast expanse of broken rocks and low dunes
that surrounded us.
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「綺麗だな!」interjected Lucille.
“I see you two share the same sense of aesthetics,” I
remarked a bit amused. “I wonder what else you have in
common.”
That suggested a topic of conversation to Linus, and
obviously bored and in want of a better one than me
complaining about our transportation, he turned to Lucille.
“Lucille, I wonder what your mother is like. She must be
an interesting lady.”
Lucille’s face softened in a gentle smile, and she was
silent for a moment, her thoughts thousands of miles away.
“うん。She’s the best mom in the whole world!”
“Ah. Of course—”
“—and the finest lady that ever served a drink!”
“Aaah. I didn’t know there was a connection between
alcohol and good parenting. But if you say so…”
Lucille closed her eyes in a silent smile for a few seconds,
thinking about where to begin, then she started.
“She runs a little bar in Okinawa. In Ginowan city,
Right next to the Marine air base.”
“Must be a rough area with all those jarheads around.”
“The Marines? Nah. No problem at all. Mom knows
how to bust heads. She can take care of them. Good
customers too. Nobody can knock back liquor like those
Americans can. By the way, are you American too?”
“Hell no! I’m Canadian,” said Linus, puffing his chest
out a bit. “Like American. But better, you know.”
“Better?” asked Lucille, sounding a little skeptical.
“Why sure. Up north you know, especially the Inuit.
During the winter. The alcohol—it’s antifreeze for the
blood you know.”
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“It was a long time ago. When I was small. They say it
was a suicide in a way.”
“How tragic!”
“Yes. The drunken fool Dad last served alcohol to, ran
him over. With a 20 ton armored personnel carrier. Not
half an hour later. There wasn’t much left of him
afterwards. He was flat. Flat as a sheet of dried seaweed,
so they say.”
Linus was at a loss for words, just looking rather
horrified.
“Anyway ever since it’s just been me and my mom. And
of course Setsurou. He’s the boy from the tattoo parlor
next door.” She said this with a little bit of a frown.
“Did he help you with your tattoo?” asked Linus, unable
to contain his curiosity.
“Yes. Although he didn’t do a very good job. He was
only ten at the time. But I don’t regret it. It’s Mama, you
know.”
“Setsurou must be a good friend,” I interjected.
“He’s scum!” she said forcefully. “I found him, not long
ago. With a lady soldier! She was…playing with him!
They…they behave like dogs those lady marines!” she yelled
venomously, but then remembering who she was speaking
to, she turned to me and continued “…in a manner of
speaking of course.”
But being familiar with the lady dogs in question myself,
I couldn’t say I objected to the comparison.
“Anyway I’m afraid I lost my temper. I carved 「バカ」
on his forehead and skipped town. That’s when I joined the
Org.”
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Something had changed between Lucille and Linus, and
as our yaks carried us along across the weary miles in their
slow rolling gait they chatted easily to each other. They
spoke drifting fluidly between dozens of languages, just for
the amusement of it, exchanging jokes about improbable
grammars and unlikely syntax. When they tired of that,
Linus would tutor Lucille in some of the school subjects
where she was weakest, and Lucille, rather surprisingly
seemed to enjoy it.
Food was less of a problem than I would have imagined.
Lucille could kill more or less any animal that passed within
her field of view, and she was willing to cook and eat them
too. But much as Linus and I enjoyed the birds, snakes,
gophers, and other small game that she found for us, we
preferred visiting the Mongolian herdsmen we passed along
the way. About once a day we would see a ger (one of their
round tents) off in the distance. Heading towards it we
soon were greeting the Mongolian family it belonged to.
They would invariably invite us in and offer us food,
according to the local customs of hospitality. They never
asked for any payment, but allowed us to give them some
money for the favor. After the meal we’d have a short
conversation before heading on our way. It would go
something like this:
[ Well young man, you have a very pretty Mongolian
wife. How did you meet?]
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Thank heaven I was born with a thick coat of fur. The
truth is that a number of my ancestors made their living
pulling sleds across the icy north, and I’ve been thankful on
several occasions that the same hearty blood that flowed in
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By the time we arrived in Ulaanbataar five days later
Lucille and Linus were moving as one. Having spent every
moment for the better part of ten days together, every little
movement and facial expression that one made was
mirrored in the other. A continuous stream of thoughts
and emotions echoed between them in a polyglot of
languages, gestures, whistles, clicks and other signals
borrowed from animal speech.
Lucille had put her knives away. She only carried one
now, and it was unhidden, bound in a sheath at her waist.
She had begun repaying Linus for his tutoring by teaching
him to throw knives, and while he was still not very skillful,
he was no longer a danger to himself, and so he now carried
a knife at his waist as well.
“All you need is a school uniform now, and you’ll be
Lucille’s double,” I told him jokingly as we rode up to the
outskirts of town.
“We’ll get new clothing in town,” he replied.
“Let’s buy Mongolian clothing. Everyone keeps insisting
we’re Mongolian. Maybe we should try to look the part,”
commented Lucille with a chuckle, and Linus smiled.
We dismounted at the outskirts of town and waved
goodbye to our yaks. They bellowed appreciatively at us as
they departed, saying “Don’t forget to write,” or so Linus
claimed when he translated for us.
“Since when do yaks read?” I demanded, but then Lucille
scratched behind my ears soothing me.
“What do you think we should do know?” asked Lucille
after a few moments.
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Linus and Lucille then went in search of a jeweler and
some new rings. They then spent the rest of the afternoon
buying new clothing and all the other personal items that
we’d missed during our unplanned trip across the country,
all the while periodically touching their wedding bands,
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We then made a trip off to the Canadian embassy to see
about a visa for Lucille. Surprisingly they seemed to know
all about the particular phenomenon involving the steppes
and fireweed, and weren’t surprised at all when Linus
produced his marriage certificate. They were able to assure
us that a visa would only take a few weeks to arrange. They
didn’t even ask Lucille to show what she could do with her
knives. Linus just shook his head with amazement.
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and laughed, and took a sip of her arkhi, then passed the
glass to Linus in order to share it. Linus took a small sip,
then spluttered, coughing violently with tears in his eyes
while Lucille patted his back and roared with laughter.
At that moment two rather rough looking westerners
entered the bar, wearing straw wide-brimmed hats over
darkly tanned ruddy faces, and worn denim clothing stained
by dust.
„Dieses verdamntes babarisches Land, sogar die Kinder
trinken!” observed the first on entering.
«Vous avez des belles idées monsieur, parlant de la
barbarie tout en parlant cette langue barbare, » replied the
second, a little testily.
Linus turned to them. “She’s my wife, not a kid. And
I’d watch what you say around her. She speaks both French
and German and she takes offense easily,” he told them,
quietly in English.
The men looked at Lucille, who had put her glass down
and was cleaning under her fingernails using the tip of her
knife.
“German and French? Really?” asked the German one
of the men. “And I imagine she must speak Mongolian too,
dressed like that,” he concluded, looking at Lucille’s outfit,
which was new, a jet black Mongolian deel, purchased in the
market the day before.
“Like a native. All three. That and many more.”
« Say, » said the Frenchman, « Do you think you might be
interested in doing some work as an interpreter? »
Linus grinned.
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It turned out that the men were in the dinosaur hunting
trade. Paleontologists they said. It seemed unlikely,
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because they were clearly insane. But perhaps that was just
a result of having been out searching for bones in the
baking heat of the Gobi desert for the previous two weeks.
In parched rocky land so rough that it had repeatedly
broken their truck axles when the sharp rocks hadn’t
slashed the tires. And they were at each other’s throats,
refusing to speak the other’s language and pretending they
couldn’t understand each other. Linus had to translate for
them just to have a conversation. But he made sure to leave
out the insults.
« And she can ride yaks? Really? »
« Bareback. Like the wind. Me too, actually. »
They stared back at him in disbelief. Then they hired
Lucille on the spot. For more than enough money to get us
all home afterward. Linus and me they just allowed to come
along.
«You see, she has gravitas. You need that, otherwise no-
one will pay any attention. In the chaos of an expedition
that’s essential. Don’t you agree, Professor Doktor
Friedmann? »
„But of course, mein Herr.”
« It won’t be chaotic anymore. I can promise you that,
Professor Hubert, » replied Lucille rather sweetly to the
Frenchman, spinning her knife in the air and flipping it back
into its sheath with a deft flick of her wrist.
The paleontologists smiled brightly. They shook hands
with Lucille on the deal and we agreed to meet at the
expedition gathering point the next day.
The next morning found us boarding expedition trucks
at the gathering point. We arrived to a chaotic scene, with
the good Professor Hubert’s hands grasping his colleague’s
throat yelling various obscenities at him in untranslatable
and very colloquial French. Linus busied himself with
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* * *
The journey to the excavation site took two days. Along
the way, several of the graduate students became too weak
to walk, so we rearranged the burden that McAllister was
carrying and made room for them on his broad back.
“Don’t worry about us,” one of them said to Linus,
when he asked them how they were doing. “We’re much
better than before. Before you all came with new supplies
we were drawing lots to see which one of us would get
eaten first.” Then he passed out, and Linus had to strap
him on to McAllister to make sure he didn’t fall off.
But despite this unpromising state of affairs, everyone
survived to the end of the trip, and at the end of the second
day, we straggled into the excavation site, which was on the
rugged pink rocky side of a heavily eroded hillside. We
arrived completely exhausted, and Lucille and Linus
immediately set about trying to make some soup for the
students, in hopes of being able to nurse some of them back
to health. But the professors had other ideas.
« Quick! There’s no time to lose! We need to start
unpacking the explosives to remove the overburden so that
the excavation can continue! »
“Explosives?” Asked Linus looking a little shocked. As
well he should have been. It turned out that all along our
trip, while McAllister had been walking along with us, on his
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When we returned down the side of the hill a few hours
later, I felt a little like I was accompanying Moses returning
down from the mountain. The fossil exposure that Beaky
had led us to had been a revelation. Tucked into a narrow
chasm in the side of a long narrow ravine had been a true
dinosaur graveyard. Shear pink rock ledges had grinned at
us with great fossil jaws full of blackened ancient teeth, and
the enormous long bones of preserved skeletons had
paneled the rocky sides of the canyon. Just seeing it had
reduced us all to a stunned silence; we could never have
imagined that such a place existed, locked frozen in time,
the bony orbs of empty eye sockets forever staring up at the
framed rotating heavens in silence.
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Chapter 5
We were the toast of the Explorer’s Club. Somehow
news of the success of our expedition reached them almost
before we arrived, and within a few days, one of the spoils
of the expedition did. The club was the beneficiary of the
permanent loan of a specimen from the Museum of Natural
History. It was one of the smaller therapods that we had
collected, and it was nearly complete. When I asked
Sierpinski how the club managed to arrange it, he merely
replied,
“Connections.”
“I have some good friends,” added McAllister.
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終
FIN
ENDE
THE END
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Spydog hangs up his silk scarf in his final adventure.
Intrigue! Adventure! Bribery, counterfeiting and the
usual Org skullduggery! Fast women and slow yaks!
Underage postmarital romantic activity! All my
multitudinous psychiatric issues are committed to
paper in this desperate plea for understanding on the
part of my long-suffering son.