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Pilcrow and Dagger Sunday News 7-26-2015
Pilcrow and Dagger Sunday News 7-26-2015
Pilcrow and Dagger Sunday News 7-26-2015
Sylvester Martin, a
resident of Baltimore, MD
was recently fined over
$3,000 for the flag he had
hanging off his front
porch.
Im sick and tired of
everyone getting in such
an uproar over flags, the
53-year-old resident told
P&D reporters in an
exclusive interview. First
its
historic
religious
symbols that have been
displayed in or near
government
buildings
since before I was born.
Then it was anything that
protested gay marriages.
Now its the Confederate
flag. Whats next?
In response to all the
accusations of racism,
bigotry and hate that has
sent many communities up
in alarm, Sylvester decided
to exercise his first
amendment rights. Using a
website,
DesignUrFlag.com,
he
came up with his own way
of dealing with his
frustrations. The only
problem was the city told
him he had to take it
down.
I never said it was
tasteful, but it certainly got
the point across, Mr.
Martin said.
After three weeks of being
displayed on his front
porch, Mr. Martin received
numerous orders to take
his custom-designed flag
off of his porch or be
fined.
I chose to be fined,
he told reporters. And
they can continue to fine
me all they want. My
credit is already shot. My
house is in foreclosure.
Theres nothing left for
them to take.
The flag looks like the
American flag, but in the
center of it is the silhouette
of a man mooning
onlookers. The caption on
the bottom of the flag
reads, Exercising My First
Amendment Rights. If you
dont like it, you can kiss
it!
We cant have this
kind of outrage being
expressed, said one of
Mr. Martins neighbors.
What will people think?
Mr.
Martin
has
already been told that if he
takes the flag down, the
city will waive the fines,
said Mayor. Barney. He
has 24 hours to comply
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Weather
Index
An Arctic blast is
heading into the region
this week expected to
cause rain, severe storms,
hail
and
plummeting
temperatures into the mid90s.
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Dear Monica...........Page 2
Editorial..................Page 2
Letters To Editor................
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Rant & Raves..........Page 2
Horoscope...............Page 3
Puzzles....................Page 3
Classifieds...............Page 3
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So What
Hollywood?
By Ellie Fitzgerald
Editorial
The school calendar
arrived in the mail the
other day and I am sorely
disappointed. The school
year is only 180 days long
yet it is dragged out for a
full ten months due to
holidays,
breaks,
and
teacher work days. It
seems that every month
and in some months every
week has some sort of
day off or early release
day. Just when do these
kids actually go to school
and when exactly are they
taught anything?
First, 180 days is a
mere six months if going
every day. And why not go
every day? Theyre awake
and have to do something.
Make it 7 months and you
have Sundays off for
church.
If you insist on having
weekends off, then the
school year jumps to nine
months. What that means
is taxpayer money is being
wasted for an entire month
on holidays and such.
Something must be done.
A
whole
new
educational system needs
to be put in place. Children
need more time at school,
not less.
up on work when I
returned home. Im so very
lucky to have a man like
you by my side.
To the vet who helped me
make a difficult decision
Thank you for your
compassion toward my
Jake and me when Jakes
time to go to heaven came.
It is never easy to let go
and you understood that.
Letter to Editor
By Sham Farce
Dear Monica
Dear Monica,
My
three-year-old
keeps pooping in his
diaper. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Wilma Wipes
Dear Wipes,
Change his diaper.
Dear Betty,
His religious beliefs (or
in this case a lack thereof)
are none of your business.
Get a hobby. I recommend
chess.
Dear Monica,
My neighbor refuses to go
church and says he doesnt
believe in God. Im having
Classifieds
For Sale
Big
Garage
Sale!
Everything must go.
Everything only
$1 or best offer.
Proceeds go to
my ex-husband.
Its his stuff.
Adult magazines
from 2000 to
present.
Wife
found them said
they have to go.
Trampoline with
enclosure.
Never wonder
where the kids
are again!
Mini
Cooper
windshield
wipers. Respond
to this ad in the
personals. Use
the words Hot
Wheels.
Wanted
Want truckloads
of dirt, rocks,
broken concrete,
bricks etc. No
shingles or used
diapers please.
Fillin in a big
hole.
Hunt Club needs
new members.
$1000 buy-in.
Whats hunted
here stays here.
Want spare or
no longer used
parts for special
project. Kidney,
spleen, any.
Knight
in
shining armor
on
a
white
stallion. Must be
willing to kill
bugs and feed
the dog.
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