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IthinkImighthaveaproblem.
CORTEA:
INTROHOLAIMMAIAH
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Makeup videos. Everybody makes
makeup videos. And its a little
overwhelming because most of the
people that do that, actually
dont know how to do a decent
makeup. Truth is: it doesnt
matter.Youcanlearnwhateveryou
wantontheInternet.Ididlearn
almost 70% of what I know about
makeupwatchingoldschoolyoutube
videos.
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So,whatdoyouneedmefor?Well,
I do know something you probably
dont about makeup, and this is
howtobuyitlikeapro.
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This is Sephora. I come here at


leastonedayeveryweek.Iknow.I
have a problem. Most amateurs
makeupobsessedgirlsdonthavea
clue on what to do when they get
here. But its indeed pretty easy
tounderstand.
Aparecenunosgrficossobrelaimagendelatienda.

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Thereare5areastoknow:Makeup,
Skin Care, Fragances, Nail Polish
andHairCare.Ifyoumasterthis,
youwillmasterthestore.
VemoseldedodeMAIAHsealandoaunadelaschicasdela
tienda.
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Thatgirloverthereispartofwhat
they call cast members. Yes,
because the sales floor is called
the stage and everything else is
calledbackstage.Andno,itsnot
anuniform...Itsacostume.
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Use those guys. If youre looking
for a mascara tell, them that.
Actually, tell them what you like,
what you dont like and even how
much are you willing to pay. They
willsolvetherest.
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Most of us want to magically know
aboutwhatsbestforus,buthoney,
withalltheproductsoutthere,how
couldwehonestlyknow?
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Of course, some of us, like me,
dont enjoy the awkard chit chat

with strangers. But to avoid it,


theres only one thing you can do
before going to the store:
researching.
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Idontbuyanythingwithoutreading
orwatchingreviews.SoDOIT!
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Startresearching.Youhavealotto
keepup!
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ButthisisnotwhatIcamehereto
say.
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The real magic is not in learning
whatyoucanlearnEVERYWHERE.

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Therealmagicisinwhatyoucando
inthisstorethatmostpeopledont
evenknow.
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Likethefactthatanythingyoubuy
here can be returned without a
receiptforstorecredit,aslongas
youhaveanID.Plus,youcangeta
fullrefundwithareceipt,evenif
the product is used, and this is
perfectwhenyouareasundecidedas
me.
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Another thing to know is where to
look for. And this is a trick you
could use everywhere. The more
expensive and newer products are
kept at eye level, so check lower

shelves if youre looking for a


deal.
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When you try something, be careful.
One in five makeup testers
containyeast, mold, and brace
yourself fecal matter. Those
alcohol sprays everywhere are meant
tobeused.
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Beware of marketing brainwash. Have
you felt the impulse to buy
something you didnt need when you
got in the store? I have, and this
is way: the colors of certains
productsspackagingaresupposedto
generateafeelingforus.
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Blackisstrongandsexy.
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Blueiscalm.
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Goldisformaturecostumers.
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Silverismodernandupdated.
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Purpleisfeminine.

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Sodontbuyanythingbasedonthat.
WhenIbuyanything,Ialwaysdoit
according to what it suits me
better.So,dothesame!
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Butnoteverythingisaimedtotrick
you. Actually, most of the things

areprettycool.Likethefactthat
If an item goes on sale within two
weeksofyoupurchasingit,youcan
call the stores customer service
line and theyll refund the
difference.Seriously.Itsamazing.
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And if you dont want to get crazy
spendingallyourmoney,Ihaveone
amazingwordforyou:samples.
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Youcanbasicallygeteveryasmany
samples as you want except for
eyeliners and mascara. Ask for
everything that are liquid or come
inatube.Andifnot,justgetthe
product and return it if you dont
likeit.
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Mostofthetime,thesecretcodeof
shopping anything is based on the
fact humans are incredible
uncomfortabledealingwiththiskind
of advantages. We use to feel like
if we are stealing or commiting a
crime, but cutie, have you thought
lately on how much money have you
spentwhenitcomestomakeup?
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You deserve it and truth is stores
know it, so they rather having you
enjoying the experience than
complaining about how difficult is
tofindwhatyourelookinfor.
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Theywantyoutolearnandcomefor
more,soyoucangetfreemanicure,
free makeovers and get points that
you will rarely use, because you
thinkyouwonthavemore.

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Bonita,dontworryaboutit.Youll
havealotmore.
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Now, be fabulous and get everybody
thinking you know something they
dont.
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Go!

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