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2050: Apikor-thodox
Program: Ultra-wide-open is too narrow.
We reject the idea that G-d even if he,
she, or it actually exists tells us how
to behave. Judaism should not interfere
in personal lives; Jews can do as they
please. Apikor-thodox is more than wideopen; we have no doors, fences, limits,
or boundaries of any kind. Our ultraliberal rabbis are attracted to subjects
like gender-by-choice and noted Olympic
athletes, because everything is permissible
and nothing is toeivah (abomination).
Thou-shalts and thou-shalt-nots only
serve to repel people; therefore, we view
Shabbat observance, mikveh, Hebrew
language, and mitzvos in general, as
burdensome chumras and unnecessary
stringencies. But we are definitely
Orthodox.
Uniform: None no tallis, no tefillin, no
kippah, no obligations.
Such are our projections. Beyond 2050
our eschatological crystal ball becomes
cloudy. Which is probably just as well.