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Love and A 6 Inch Sub
Love and A 6 Inch Sub
By
Jarred Hodgdon
Jarrhod@gmail.com
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MEL
I hate texting...
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3.
GEENA
No Tanya, I did not do the reading.
MEL
Mmmmmmmmmm. Dish is a delishcous
shubmarine schammich.
Geena flys up and brings her face right up to Mel.
GEENA
Fuck you Mel! You always pull this
shit and Im goddamned starving.
Mel gulps down his bite, searching her face.
MEL
Hey, what am I supposed to do? Im
always buying you food and paying
for your junk. What have you done
for me lately?
Geena has returned to her seat. Tanya squirms about
awkwardly and pretends to read her book.
GEENA
Done for you? How about giving your
broke ass rides everywhere all the
time and-MEL
--Hey Im the one taking out loans,
you got a scholarship. Ill be
paying off this sandwich for 30
years!
GEENA
So I should foot your bill? Did I
get a scholarship based on the
merits of my volleyball skills or
my boyfriends appetite?
MEL
Im sick of this shit.
Mel takes an angry bite and stares straight ahead while
Geena glares at him.
The DOOR OPENS and PROFESSOR (52) walks in, making it over
to his desk. The three students in the room silently watch
him.
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PROFESSOR
Goooooood afternoon.
Professor takes notice of something.
PROFESSOR
Mel. You know theres no eating in
this class, I have a severe tomato
allergy!
MEL
Theres no tomatos on this
sandwich.
PROFESSOR
Even proximity to a tomato can make
me gravely ill. I dont have time
to be the lunch Gestapo, so its a
hard line. Take it to the hallway.
MEL
Sorry Professor.
Mel takes one last bite and stands up.
Mel gazes back at Geena, then slowly paces towards the
corner, tossing the mostly uneaten sub into the trash.
MEL
Im full anyhow.
Mel slowly returns to his seat as Geena fumes.
She bolts up.
GEENA
Fuck you! Were over you ass!
She hurries towards the trash, removing the sandwich and
running from the classroom crying.
The shocked Professor has watched her exit, and slowly
returns his gaze to his class, locking eyes with Mel.The two
stare at each other for moments, the Professor searching for
meaning.
MEL
Hey Professor? I had a question
about the reading.