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Manila Mail (August 16-31, 2015)
Manila Mail (August 16-31, 2015)
Manila Mail (August 16-31, 2015)
promotes
Filipiniana
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Fil-Ams
join UN
World Youth
Assembly
Page 5
inside
Frisco-born
Xian gets taste
of making MTV
in America
Page 22
Romance takes
backseat to
UN for K.C.
Concepcion
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MANILA MAIL
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Navigating
challenges
of caring
for elders
US Secretary of State John Kerry and Chinas
Foreign Minister Wang Yi talk at the 5th
East Asia Summit at the 48th ASEAN foreign
ministers meeting in Kuala Lampur, Malaysia Aug. 6.
By JUN MEDINA
ASHINGTON D.C.
ASEAN
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THE LONG RED LINE: Front-running GOP candidates face off at the
first televised debate on Fox that drew a record audience
GOP DEBATE
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P-Noy anoints
Roxas but
winnability
doubts linger
M ANILA. It had been a
much-touted political event
since last year, so when President Benigno Aquino III finally anointed Local Government Secretary Mar Roxas
last month as the ruling Liberal Partys standard bearer
and Daang Matuwids new
poster boy it signaled the
unofficial kick-off to the Philippines political season.
Roxas anointment as the
official administration presidential candidate in the 2016
elections will pit him against
Vice President Jejomar Binay,
now estranged from the Aquino administration and the
oppositions standard bearer
running under the UNA party.
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Manila Mail
patch.
Virginias demographic changes have
also transformed political leanings in the
state that, before President Barack Obamas
win of electoral votes in 2008, had not
backed a Democratic presidential candidate
since 1964, the paper said in a 2012 article.
This seemed to reaffirm perceptions that
the GOP has been largely ineffective in winning over immigrants. A report by Reuters
Andy Sullivan claimed that Immigrants
favor Democratic candidates and liberal
policies by a wide margin, and they have
moved formerly competitive states like Illinois firmly into the Democratic column
and could turn Republican strongholds like
Georgia and Texas into battlegrounds in the
years to come.
The UVA study also analyzed the drivers
that shape this transformation in Virginia:
Age was identified as a key factor. For
the foreign-born, it noted the disproportionately large share of 24-44 year-olds,
the golden age for participating in the
workforce. The result is labor force participation for natives is about 65 percent
compared to more than 73 percent for foreign-born, who comprise 15 percent of Virginias workforce.
Most foreign-born residents are also at
that stage of raising families, the report
added. Their presence is a significant contributor to non-native diversity within the
Commonwealth. Migration not only brings
news people into the state but many immigrants who settle here have families and
their children will add to the demographic
diversification of Virginia.
Significantly, while the influence of conservative voters in Virginia continues to
diminish, Republican officials, including
former House Majority Leader Eric Cantor,
have led the push for some aspects of immigration reform such as the foreign worker
visa program.
Manila Mail
NEWS
NEWS
Manila Mail
EW YORK. Nineteen
Filipino
Americans were among
a thousand delegates in
the US and around the
world who attended the
World Youth Assembly at
the United Nations, held
on August 4-7 in New
York. The conference is
welcomed by UN Secretary-General Ban Kimoon and endorsed by
UN Secretary-General
Envoy on Youth Ahmad
Alhendawi.
The Assemblys alumni network, the International Youth
Council, has over 5,000 active
members and is currently implementing 18 projects in 10
countries. It empowers youth to
actively engage in the success of
the UN Millennium Development
Goals, and the transition to the
Post 2015 Development Agenda.
The Friendship Ambassadors
Foundation established the conference.
The conference has unique
networking potentials, said
Migrant Heritage Commission
(MHC) Co-Executive Director
Arnedo S. Valera during a briefing for the delegates. Among the
youth they will meet are the next
generation of leadersfuture
(ABOVE)
Fil-Am
delegates
interact
with counterparts
from other
countries.
(LEFT) The
Youth Assembly at
the United
Nations in
New York on
Aug. 6
a comprehensive briefing on UN
history, Millennium Goals and
the Philippines.
MHC started the program of
sending delegates to the UN World
Youth Assembly in 2011 to expose
them to the workings of the UN,
human rights and international
law orientation and issues related to the Millennium goals, said
Attorney Valera, who is also US
Country Director of Manav Seva
Charitable Society affiliated with
UNDESA and UN-ECOSO, World
Human Rights Council. Likewise, we want them to learn how
the Philippines is addressing the
goals of reducing poverty and the
pressing issue of malnutrition crisis in the Philippines.
He added: We need to develop
Fil-Am leaders who will help us in
our advocacy and form collective
international opinions against
Chinas acts of aggression in the
South China Seas or West Philippine Seas and the Spratly Islands,
respect for territorial integrity
by all UN member-countries, respect for the rule of law and most
important, compliance by China
on the provisions of UNCLOS and
mechanisms established by the
UN for peaceful resolutions of territorial conflicts.
Manila Mail
NEWS
The Department of Justice (DOJ) filed the complaint August 7 before the
Office of the Ombudsman
against Honasan, former
Party List Rep. Joel Villan-
up to the Ombudsman to
determine whether the
charges should proceed to
preliminary investigation
or later to indictment before the Sandiganbayan.
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NEWS
Watchdogs warn
vs raiding Yolanda rehab
coffer for 2016 polls
ed for the reconstruction of areas devastated by super typhoon Yolanda/Haiyan in November 2013 might be used to
bankroll the candidacy of administration bets in Mays national
elections.
($656.16 million).
He said the National Housing Authority
also received P22 billion ($481.19 million)
for its own construction activities.
Abad said the rest of the funds for Yolanda-hit areas will be released in the second
half of 2015. He noted that the P167 billion
(about $3.5 billion) Yolanda fund was supposed to be disbursed from 2014 to 2016.
Lacson, who is eyeing a presidential
run next year, discounted the possibility
the rehabilitation funds will be used for
politics. He resigned as rehabilitation
czar last February.
Meanwhile, the Australian government
turned over on July 28 housing units to
around to 1,533 families left homeless by
super typhoon Yolanda in Leyte Island.
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Foley criticized Herrity for ignoring their request for meetings. We
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AUG 15 (Saturday) 5:00 p.m.
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SEP 25-27 Pilgrimage to Philadelphia for the World Meeting of Families and the Mass with Pope Francis. Open to all 9th-12th graders.
Cost: $200 includes deluxe motor
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and credentials. Access to Papal
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FEATURES
Manila Mail
AIRFAX, Va. Gabriel Riego de Rios and art have had a lifelong romance,
each drawing the other under the most implausible situations a soldier swapping his rifle for a brush; later, laid off from a Silicon Valley
job, he somehow finds work in a Bay Area art shop where shortly after, he
decides to become a professional artist.
He was influenced by his
lola and parents who loved to
dabble in the arts. Still, he pursued a profession that seemed
distant from his passions; he
was commissioned as an army
lieutenant after graduating from
the Philippine Military Academy the countrys equivalent of
West Point in 1981.
As he led patrols in the hinterlands, he told his soldiers that
if ever hes wounded in battle,
they should make sure they tend
first to the camera and watercolor set he always carried in his
backpack. But by 1990, as social
injustice continued to fester and
after several failed mutinies split
the military, he became disillusioned. I hated politics, he told
the Manila Mail, it was the same
old faces, same old problems;
there was no real change.
He resigned from the Philippine Army and settled in
Californias Bay Area, thanks
to his mother who is a US citizen. He worked with a Silicon
Valley firm but a recession in
the late 90s left him jobless.
When the manager of an art
supply store he frequented offered him a job, he took it even
if the pay was just a fraction
of his old wages. He finally
became immersed in his first
love and by the year 2000 he
Fil-Am mother.
He recounted that during
one his shows, he overheard the
mother struggling to explain
his painting of a woman using
a woven basket to separate rice
husks. I had to explain to both
of them what the woman (in the
painting) was doing, he said
amusedly. Though the mother
and child were part Filipino, it
was apparently their first introduction to the basket, a common
sight especially in the Philippine
countryside.
I want to create awareness
through painting Filipiniana,
he declared. He has reached out
to students at George Mason University, offering to conduct art
This picture of 9-year-old Daniel Cabrera doing his school homework against the odds spread through social media and tugged at
the heart of people all over the world, including Richmond, Va.based Rumy and Marj Mohta.
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MHC leaders presented a Plaque of Appreciation to Ambassador Cuisia. Grace Valera holds the 2014 Philippine Presidential Medal to MHC. Replicas were given to the delegates.
o matter how busy he is, Ambassador Jose L. Cuisia, Jr. always makes time for the youth and the young professionals in the
Filipino American community across the US. On July 29, he took pride in having Filipino American participants to the August
4-7 World Youth Assembly at the United Nations in New York.
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Manila Mail
NEWS IN PICTURES
Former Lorton,
Va. resident Letty
Tamondong, wife
of retired US Navy
Gus Tamondong,
held a christening of their new
home in Fredericksburg, Va.
last Aug. 1. Photo
shows, from left,
Zeny Luna-Jaleco, Lettys apo
Nayomi, Dory
Luna-Dimailig,
Emma Luna-Hagaman, Letty
Tamondong and
Thess Navarro.
MELEGRITO
Dexter Alan
Havens Orino,
son of Daniel
and Josie
Havens Orino,
and Vivienne
Rose Orino Vicente, daughter of Nick
and Gen Orino
Vicente, were
baptized last
July 18 by the
Rev. Fr. Don
at Our Lady of
Mercy Catholic
Church in Potomac, Maryland. The date
coincided with
the 33rd wedding anniversary of Danny
and Nelly
Orino. Also in
photo are the
Orino, Vicente,
and Havens
families and
friends. PHOTO
BY JENNIE ILUSTRE
Members of the George Mason University-Filipino Cultural Associations (GMU-FCA) are just one of the campus groups in the Metro DC region collaborating to
promote Fil-Am issues such as GOTV, Filipino Veterans
Congressional Gold Medal Project, Immigration, and
cultural activities. Photo shows, from left, Jonathan
L. Arevalo, Denise Diokno, Charlene Agustine, Stephen
Liddle, Herman Ayayo of NaFFAA Capital Region, Elo
Lewis, Michael Rodgers, Melanie Via-Daens, Sancho
Jacinto and GMU-FCA president Elaine Mangulabnan.
This meeting was held last July 31 in Reston, Va. PHOTO
BY BING CARDENAS BRANIGIN
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Pinoy gets
plum post
as NBA Knicks
training director
EW YORK. Sports
physician
Erwin
Benedict Valencia
became the first Filipino
to join the medical staff
of a major American professional sports team,
the National Basketball
Associations New York
Knicks.
Dr. Valencia, a graduate of
the University of the Philippines,
had previously worked with the
National Basketball League as
well as Major League Baseball
(MBL). He was recently promoted as Director of Training and
Conditioning for the New York
Knicks.
He will lead the teams medical and performance staff, making him the highest ranking
Filipino medical professional in
professional sports.
Born in New Jersey but growing up in the Philippines, he pursued advanced degrees in sports
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ENTERTAINMENT
Manila Mail
Heart throb
Xian Lim
a miracle.
Ive been there. With my first wife we
also had that (miscarriage), Padilla said,
adding he easily moved on but understood
why Rodriguez had a hard time doing so.
Padilla had been married to other partners
before Rodriguez.
Maria and Juan de Padilla IN SHA ALLAH GOD WILLING. Padilla wrote when he
posted a picture of his wifes ultrasound test
on Instagram.
Rodriguez asked for everyones prayers
as she tries to build a family with the action
star. I implore everyone to pray for us be-
Robin
Padilla
with wife
Mariel Rodriguez
K.C. CONCEPCION
BOOSTS DISASTER PREPAREDNESS
Xian Lim
gets a taste
of Hollywoodstyle MTV
M ANILA. Xian Lim, one of the
Philippines most bankable
stars, plays rising American
singer Zanas love interest in
the music video of her latest
song, Deeper.
He didnt get a chance to
audition, he revealed in one
interview, but got the job anyway after
the Zanas
p r o duc e r s
conta cted
Star Magic,
and as luck
would have
it they were
having
a
show in Los
Angeles at
the time.
ZANA
I
was
very interested and agreed to
the project, he said.
Zana, 20, is rising singer and songwriter from the
Bay Area where she performed with a jazz band. She
launched a solo career as a
pop artist fusing Arabic and
Latin influences to create
what she labels as her gypsy
pop sound.
Lim, is the only child of
Chinese-Filipino parents and
was born in San Francisco.
His family moved back to the
Philippines when he was just
six months old; at age 10, his
parents separated and he relocated to Daly City.
He has starred in at least
nine movies, nearly two dozen television dramas on various networks and recorded
two albums for Star Records.
Lim also joined the Free
Mali PETA campaign in 2013
which asked that the Manila
Zoos only but aging elephant
be moved to a sanctuary.
Lim admitted it was his
first time to shoot a music
video in the US. I was a bit
scared because I didnt know
what to expect but it turns it
its nearly the same, he said.
He added that he is open to
opportunities in Hollywood.
ANILA. Celebrity K.C. Concepcion is taking time off from the ramp
and hosting shows to help raise awar ness on the need for disaster
preparedness as an ambassador of the United Nations World Food
Program (WFP).
Were helping the government create
more efficient ways of disaster response,
she explained.
K.C. (for Kristina Cassandra), 30, is
of course the daughter of former teen
matinee stars Sharon Cuneta and
Gabby Concepcion. She is a popular
model, actress and singer, and has been
hosting shows on television.
Shes been a WFP envoy since 2008.
The UN agency has credited her
with leading fund raising activities
for disaster relief and hunger mitigation in the Philippines and other
parts of the world. A month after
the recent killer earthquake in
Nepal, she and fellow WFP envoy Mark Nicdao held a photo
exhibit in Manila to help raise
funds for the victims.
Part of my job is to help
WFP make hunger a big
issue, so that it is seen
as important as poverty and AIDS,
said Concepcion.
Much of her
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COLUMNS
Manila Mail
GUEST
COLUMNIST
By GREG B.
MACABENTA
In ancient Syria,
ancient Greece
and in Old
Testament times,
it was customary
to cleanse a
community of its
sins by imputing
the violations to
a goat and setting
the poor animal
loose in the desert,
in effect, carrying
off the communitys
transgressions.
Thus was coined
the term scapegoat.
ical fence, Abaya, as signatory
of the anomalous maintenance
contract, should have been included in the indictment. Senators Nancy Binay and Grace
Poe both questioned the exclusion of Abaya, even while Poe,
known to be an ally of the administration, tried to soft-pedal it:
While we respect the find-
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Residence Abroad
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IMMIGRATION
NOTES
By J.G. AZARCON,
ESQ.
Foreign residence. If a
person who shall have been
naturalized shall, within one
year after such naturalization,
return to the country of his nativity, or go to any other foreign
country, and take permanent
residence therein, it shall be
considered prima facie evidence of a lack of intention on
the part of such person to reside permanently in the United
States at the time of filing his
petition for naturalization, and
in the absence of countervailing evidence, it shall be sufficient in the proper proceeding
to authorize the revocation and
setting aside of the order admitting such person to citizen-
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EVELYNS
KITCHEN
By EVELYN
S. BUNOAN
Pichi-Pichi
ICHI-PICHI is one of the most traditional Filipino desserts which originated from the southern part of the
Philippines.
Here in America, making pichi-pichi is a lot easier because ingredients are readily available at any Oriental
stores. It is quick and easy to make, and can be served as
a snack, and as a dessert at parties.
Ingredients:
1 pound frozen grated cassava (thawed)
1 1/2 cup water
1 cup sugar
1/2 teaspoon lye water
Methods:
1. Grease one 9-inch round aluminum foil baking pan.
2. Mix all ingredients in a bowl.
3. Pour into the pan and steam until cassava is cooked
(firm and transparent).
4. Remove the pan from the steamer and let cool.
5. Make small patties-like portions (approximately 1
1/2 x 1 1/2) and roll in grated coconut.
(Note: Can also be rolled in toasted coconut flakes, if
preferred.)
PHOTO BY EVELYN S. BUNOAN
Editors Note: Master Chef Evelyn100 Most Influential Filipina Women in the U.S., 2009, Filipina Womens Network; MHC Most Outstanding Migrant Award
in Culinary Arts, 2011; PAFC Dakila Special Achievement Award, 2011; Owner/Master Chef, Philippine Oriental Market & Deli, Arlington, Virginia; Founder and
President of CHEW (Cancer Help Eat Well) Foundation, a 501 (c) (3) public charity formed to help and cook pro-bono for Filipino-Americans who are afflicted with
cancer and other serious illnesses; Culinary writer; Member, Les Dames dEscoffier International, Washington DC Chapter; Member, International Cake Exploration
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Bill told his friend Rob, You
know, I think Im ready for a little
vacation.
But this year I want to do
something different. The last
few years, I took your suggestion about where to go. Three
years ago you told me I should
go to Hawaii. I did, and Marie got
pregnant. The next year you said
I should go to the Bahamas. Marie got pregnant again. And last
year you told me to go to Tahiti.
Sure enough, Marie got pregnant
for the third time.
Rob asks Bill, What are you
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Bill says, This year, Im gonna bring Marie with me.
stantly.
The Angel said, Okay, welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven,
and let him in.
The next guy came up. He
said, Youre not going to believe
this. I was on the balcony of my
26th floor apartment doing my
daily exercises. I had been under a lot of pressure so I was really pushing hard to relieve my
stress. I guess I got a little carried away, slipped, and accidentally fell over the side! Luckily, I
was able to catch myself by the
finger tips on the balcony below
mine. But all of a sudden this
crazy man comes running out
of his apartment, starts cursing,
and stomps on my fingers. Well,
of course I fell. I hit some trees
and bushes at the bottom which
broke my fall so I didnt die right
away. As I was laying there, face
up on the ground, unable to move
and in excruciating pain, I see
this guy push his refrigerator,
of all things, off the balcony. It
falls the 25 floors and lands on
top of me killing me instantly.
The Angel welcomes him
to the Kingdom of Heaven.
The third man comes up to the
Angel and said, OK, picture
this. Im naked inside a refriger-
ator, suddenly...
Macho
Nagkuwento and isang machong macho sa kanyang kaibigan...
Kaloy: Nung inutusan ako ng
misis ko na maglaba na raw ako,
sinigawan ko siya, Hindi ako
maglalaba!.
Pagkatapos ng ilang minuto
ay inutusan ulit akong maglaba. Galit na sinigawan ko ulit
siya, Sabi na sa yong hindi ako
maglalaba! Ang kulit-kulit mo
naman!
Kulas: E bakit nga ba ayaw
mong maglaba?
Kaloy: Eh, papaano naman,
hindi pa ako tapos mamalantsa!
Masakit
Nagpunta si Juan sa doktor.
Juan: Doc, masakit kapag
idiniin ko dito (sabay turo sa
kanyang tagiliran).
And when I press here
(pressing the other side) And
here (his leg) And here, here
and here (his other leg, and both
arms)
So the doctor examined him
all over and finally discovered
what was wrong. Youve got a
broken finger!
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Inspiration
KUTITAP
By BECKY
PAGSIBIGAN
It only takes a
small opening
for inspiration
to break through.
It may be just a
walk in the park,
the sight of the
rainbow in the sky
or a father holding
his newborn baby,
listening to songs
with meaningful
lyrics...
to me more are those that touch
on long-lasting real life values
personal, family, traditions, attributes, characters, feelings,
sentiments, positive thoughts,
etc. These are the topics which
are a little time consuming and
needed a little longer time to
ponder on. I could just be staring with no light bulb or balloon
popping up on top of my head.
My husband would ask what
topic I was working on as he
passes by my computer room
door. When he hears me say,
Nada, he would, then quickly
INSPIRATION
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SA ATIN ATIN
By MYRNA
LOPEZ
Inday like
Neneng is an
endearment for
a maiden or a
young girl. In old
Visayan, it was an
endearment for a
beloved. My Papang
is Cebuano and
calls me Inday so
I claim this song as
my own.
with easy access to the warm
waters. The coconut trees
that surrounded the property
yielded enough fruits to satisfy our thirst for tubig sa butong (coconut water). The food
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n Editorial
MANILA MAIL
guy!
I will vote for Donald
Trump in the 2016 presidential
elections because he is brave and
not afraid to tangle with anybody. He is the only one among
the scores of candidates in both
parties who can save us from
boredom. He will save the American people by entertaining them
with daily bombshells against entrenched politicians and probably
making everybody into billionaires like him.
As President he can outshout
Russias President Vladimir Putin
or wipe out the smile in the face of
the Ayatollah of Iran.
I like his name because Donald represents the most famous
Walt Disney character, Donald
Duck. I imagine a Trump presidency providing every city in the
US with prestigious Trump hotels, entertainment centers for the
most beautiful girls in the world
and in the US, establishing Trump
casinos in every city and town in
America and making all casino
winnings tax free.
I will launch a campaign to
make both Republicans and Democrats to join hands and ensure
his victory. He will make the United States of Trump the greatest
country in the world.
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Congressional District
3. Klaus Buntua is globetrotting. He and his true love are is
circumnavigating the globe. He is
fashioning a Russian accent. He
was in a cruise in Eastern Europe.
4. Pablito Alarcon is busy
building schools for the poor areas in the Philippines. He graduated feeding the Hungry.
5. Rey Cabacar is always in
the pages of the Manila Mail. The
back pay he received during the
2nd World War as a guerilla water boy donated it to the reconstruction of his elementary school
destroyed during the Pinatubo explosion in 1992. He is still barbering on reduced time.
6. Ruben Curameng is still
mourning the passing of his son
Ronald. He is in his late 80s and
enjoying his Navy pension, social
security and his civil service retirement. He and his wife Rose
still bringing music to the community the Senior Citizens in Fort
Washington-Oxon Hill areas.
7. Jun Pederys passion is help
run the Fleet Reserve Association
of the United States (FRA), as its
Secretary & Treasurer. He just
got back from an FRA Regional
Convention in Fayetteville, North
Carolina with President of FRA
Branch Four and Ladies Auxiliary President Merlyn Eda and her
Vice President Cristina Dixon,
and Secretary Ruby Lopez.
8. Art Calguiran is still gainfully employed. President of FRA
BR 4. Helps run ISA, MHC and
USTAA.
9. Darlito Quimen of course
still mourning the passing of wife
Angie and still busy with the Mrs.
Philippines Home for Senior Citizens.
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50 Years Ago
N AUGUST 1965, I board-
OUR TOWN
By JON
MELEGRITO
The America I
came to know
50 years ago is
a lot different
now. Civil rights.
Equal employment
opportunity.
Affirmative
action. Womens
rights. Gay rights.
Marriage equality.
Affordable health
care. These are
monumental
changes.
ing lost my college deferment,
I was ordered by the Selective
Service Administration to report to a draft board in Baltimore. As U.S. troop strength
in Vietnam increased, more
young men were drafted for
service. And I, who had just
arrived in this country three
years earlier, was going to
be shipped back to Southeast
Asia and deployed in a war
thousands of miles away from
my new home. Hundreds of
war resisters, draft evaders
and conscientious objectors
questioned the justness of the
war itself.
But I was ready to go, conscripted in much the same
way my father was sworn into
the US Armed Forces in the
Far East 24 years earlier. The
draft board, however, rejected
me because I was one inch
too short.
The America I came to
know 50 years ago is a lot different now. Civil rights. Equal
employment
opportunity.
Affirmative action. Womens
rights. Gay rights. Marriage
equality. Affordable health
care. These are monumental
changes. And we, as a Filipino American community,
have benefited immensely
in terms of jobs, educational
opportunity, housing, social
security. The country is growing browner and more accepting of those who used to be
marginalized.
But as the recent spate of
racially-motivated
killings
of unarmed black people by
white policeman show, much
work still needs to be done to
heal the divisive wounds of
the past and forge a more perfect union.
In his speech to mark the
anniversary of Selma, Presi...............................................................
50 YEARS AGO
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KIBITZERS
CORNER
By J.G. AZARCON,
ESQ.
.....................................................................
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Spoiler or Kingmaker?
PRESIDENT Aquino delivered
his final state of the nation address last July 27. Before the
week was out, he endorsed his
interior secretary Mar Roxas
as the man who should succeed
him in May next year.
I know in Mar Roxas, the
job will be in good hands, the
President said, bequeathing
the mantle of graft-fighter to
his party mate who gave way
in 2009 to give him the political machinery to make a viable
run for the top office of the land
(an accredited party is essential because theyre the only
ones allowed to post watchers
inside polling precints).
Roxas, known as Mister
Palengke (Mr. Market) for his
work in the trade department
during the administration of
Pres. Joseph Estrada, seems to
have been trained all his life for
just the job. He is the apo of former Pres. Manuel Roxas and son
of former Sen. Gerardo Roxas;
like Pres. Aquino he is an Atenean. He earned an economics
degree from the Wharton School
at the University of Pennsylvania and worked for seven years
as an investment banker in New
York, becoming assistant vice
president of Allen & Company,
until 1985 when he took a leave
to volunteer in the campaign of
Pres. Corazon Aquino, the incumbents mother.
His biodata lists his role in
the first financing of Discovery
PINOY FILES
By RODNEY
J. JALECO
.....................................................................
SPOILER
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Manila Mail
bad
news
swirling
around Vice President
Jojo Binay, the crowds still turn
out wherever he goes.
Are those people just being
polite, as is the Filipino custom, and warmly welcome any
guest to their communities? Or
maybe theyre the usual Filipino rubber-neckers who have
nothing better to do than come
out and gawk around to see any
celebrity?
Binay continues to go
around the country, even as
Makati City, his home base, figuratively burns as Rome did
in Neros time. Hes testing the
peoples reactions to his presence as the controversy over
his alleged amassing of illegal
wealth rages in his home city.
And maybe he cant stand
to be in Metro Manila because
its too hot for him there. As the
saying goes, if you cant stand
the heat, get out of the kitchen.
And yet, despite the vortex
CULTURE
WATCH
By BOBBY
M. FEDERIGAN
In a banquet
attended by
Filipino transients
and exiles honoring
the achievements
of Luna and
Hidalgo, the patriot
Graciano Lopez
Jaena, in his toast,
pointed out that
such achievements
were irrefutable
proof that ability
and genius were
not in the sole
domain of those
exercising control
over a colony and
that the Filipino
artists could
stand without
reservation with
their counterparts
in Europe and
elsewhere.
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SCAPEGOATS
From Page 24
Concluded Bautista, The Ombudsman has technically disassociated Roxas and Abaya from
the bribery, extortion, fraud and
corruption connected to the MRT
deals."
That makes, not simply
whipping boys, but scapegoats
of Vitangcol and the five other
indictees, Wilson De Vera, Marlo
Dela Cruz, Manolo Maralit, Federico Remo and Arturo Soriano,
uncle-in-law of Vitangcol.
This brings us to a declaration
made by Mr. Aquino in a speech
back in 2013, in the course of
announcing the LRT-1 Cavite
Extension. He cheerfully announced that, when completed
in 2015, the extension would
result in faster train service.
It would also transport some
250,000 commuters daily into
Metro Manila.
And to spice his impressive announcement, Aquino also vowed
in his usual down-home verbiage:
At kapag hindi po nangyari
ito, nandiyan naman si Secretary
Abaya, na mangangasiwa nito
dalawa na kami na siguro ay
magpapasagasa sa tren. (And
if that doesnt happen, there is
Secretary Abaya, who is overseeing thisthe two of us will
probably have ourselves run over
by a train)
Furious over the frequent
breakdowns of the light rail
system, some vengeful netizens
recently dug up the video of
Aquinos speech and posted it
on social media. That video has
since gone viral.
However, if anyone is waiting and hoping for Aquino
and Abaya to dutifully lay down
their bodies on the rails to make
good on their vow, you may have
to hold your breath for a little
while longer.
You see, according to Malacaang and DOTC insiders, Aquino and Abaya are still looking
for willing whipping boys and
scapegoats to take their place.
(gregmacabenta@hotmail.
com)
50 YEARS AGO
From Page 29
OPEN LETTER
From Page 24
GREAT DIVIDE
From Page 25
White
America
turning
more
SPOILER
From Page 29
The controversial government response to the November 2013 Haiyan/Yolanda disaster also raised questions
about his ability to manage
crisis.
With the Presidents endorsement, the political equa-
Manila Mail
true as I came from an affluent family given the fact that we were able
to afford to even come to the states
shows something. To them being born
privileged in America, coming from
different upbringings meant that they
did not associate with us because
we were too filipino, itim or
not American enough. Its almost
as if this broken mindset on the issue of color/race had infected their
thoughts imprinted into their young
naive mind.
At the end of the day we all
struggle with race and culture to
a degree, but with all of the rollercoaster events that have happened
in our country these last few years
in the Obama Administration from
all the killings, to all of the riots, it
is the spread of fear of the unknown
and lack of understanding with one
another that causes these issues.
bats against Obama policies and in
his presence at a prayer breakfast
meeting, was in his usual mellow
and cerebral self. He demonstrated
sharp wit in his closing statement
on why he is so different from the
other candidates. Im the only one
who separated Siamese twinshe
only one to take out half a brain
although if you go to Washington
one would think that somebody
beat me to it.
The 24 millions viewers wanted to
know if there is anyone among the
debaters up to the challenge to face
up with Clinton. Its a gargantuan
task. Sen. Hillary Clinton is a magician. She can make emails disappear.
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From Page 27
Think Positive
Thoughts Everyday
RESIDENCE
From Page 25
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