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Pilcrow and Dagger Sunday News 8-30-2015 Vol 2 Ed 28
Pilcrow and Dagger Sunday News 8-30-2015 Vol 2 Ed 28
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Sensitivity
Conference was held at a
retreat facility outside
Asheville, NC. The focus
of the conference was to
teach
managers
and
teachers better ways to
communicate and speak to
their
employees
and
students.
The older generations
tend to speak more harshly
and that can affect how
students and employees of
the younger generations
react or shut down all
together, said Dr. Mona
Lowda, a family and
couples therapist heading
up the conference. The
younger generations are
more sensitive to micro
aggressions that the older
In an ironic turn of
events, an EPA worker
found himself having to
fill out specialized permits
and consult with the Army
Corps of Engineers in
order for him to get the
permission to build a
swimming pool in his back
yard.
Its just a swimming
pool, Beau Cratt said. A
place the kids can swim
and my wife and I can
unwind after a grueling
week.
What seems to be at
issue is that Mr. Cratts
home sits on a 5-acre plot
of land in the middle of
Sherwood Forest a mere
100 miles from the Knile
River, a navigable river.
By putting a pool on
his property without our
permission and overreaching over-sight, he
may impact the flow of the
river and thus impact
navigation
and
other
wildlife concerns along the
river.
Mr. Cratt and his
family have decided to dig
the pool themselves by
hand shovel and renting a
bobcat from the local
hardware store for only
$150 per day.
If we have to pay a
fine then well pay it. Its
just a swimming pool. Its
not like I want to put in a
pond on farm land to water
cows and wildlife or
provide a haven from
drought for endangered
species.
Weather
Index
More News..............Page 2
Dear Monica...........Page 2
Editorial..................Page 2
Letters To Editor................
........Page 2
Rant & Raves..........Page 2
Horoscope...............Page 3
Puzzles....................Page 3
Classifieds...............Page 3
So What, Hollywood?
By Ellie Fitzgerald
Its
clear
that
entertainment
news
reporters are running out of
celebrity gossip to print.
Ive include myself in that
category as well. Every
time I see a magazine or a
post on Facebook, its the
same old thing. Josh
Duggar allegedly had sex
with a prostitute. Donald
Trump is rude and
unapologetic.
The
Kardashians are annoying.
Instead of crying tears of
boredom, I decided to
make a little game out of it.
With each report of Josh
Duggars alleged affair, I
spun around my stripper
Sensitivity Conference
Continued from Page 1
Editorial
Letter to Editor
By Sham Farce
Dear Monica
Dear Monica,
My neighbors are moving.
What if I dont like the new
neighbors?
- Nosy Nellie
Dear Nosy,
What if they dont like
you? Get over it.
Dear Monica,
Sometimes I think everyone is
looking at me. How can I be
less self-conscious?
- Mirror Mirror
Dear Mirror,
Get over yourself.
Dear Monica,
Ive had two cats for the
last five years. Last week, my
boyfriend moved in and told
me I had to get rid of my cats
because he doesnt like them.
What should I do?
Sincerely,
Divided in Half
Dear Divided,
Flip a coin.
Horoscope
Classifieds
For Sale
Various
lifesized concrete
statues for the
lawn
and
gardens. Diana,
Jesus,
Mary,
angels,
dogs,
rabbits,
frogs,
giraffes,
you
name it we got
it. Free delivery
and placement.
Mini
Cooper
radiator.
Respond to this
ad
in
the
personals. Use
the words Hot
Wheels.
3-bed,
2-bath
house in FL.
Price
reduced
until hurricane
season is over.
Wanted
Small lot or
space in back
yard to rent for 6
months to park
my tiny house
and big truck for
pulling it. Must
be allowed to
hook into your
plumbing
and
electricity
for
free.
Looking for a
staff.
Housekeeper, errand
runner,
cook,
scullery maid,
laundress, yard
man, gardener.
Stair lift. Tired
of
climbing
stairs.
Would
rather sit.
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