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Excerpt: EXIT STAGE LEFT by Gail Nall
Excerpt: EXIT STAGE LEFT by Gail Nall
Gail Nall
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“Casey?”
I snap my head up from my desk later the next morning. Ms.
Thomasetti is standing right in front of me, a dry-erase marker in her
hand. I blink.
“Are you awake now?”
“Um, yes. Sorry.” I can’t help it. Music theory is the most boring
class ever. And I mean, ever. I love music. I just don’t like the theory
of it so much.
“Good,” Ms. Thomasetti says. “Then perhaps you can tell the
class which chord we just heard.” She pauses. “Are you feeling well?”
Thank you, Ms. Thomasetti.
“No. I think I ate a bad veggie omelet for breakfast. My stomach
hurts.” I clutch my hands to my abdomen and put on a pained—but
not overdone—expression. I am way too sick to name any chords
today.
Across the room, Amanda starts to laugh but turns it into a cough.
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Wait, what?
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“No, I can’t change the casting,” Ms. Sharp says from behind her clut-
tered desk. “You were assigned to the parts you’re best suited for.”
“I’m best suited to be a nun?”
“Yes.” She’s serious. How in the world can she be serious? Noth-
ing about Casey Fitzgerald says nun. Nothing.
“But you gave me the lead last year,” I remind her.
“That doesn’t mean you’ll automatically be cast in the lead for the
rest of your life. This is good practice for the real theater world. You
won’t start at the top out there.” She shuffles through stacks of papers,
looking for something. Copies of last year’s script fall to the floor,
landing on a pile of old costumes.
I pick up the scripts and balance them on some dusty books at the
corner of the desk. “Ms. Sharp, there might not even be an ‘out there’
for us. We’ll never get college auditions with these roles.” I know for
a fact that Ms. Sharp went to NYCPA. If this doesn’t convince her,
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We’re all sitting in a circle on the stage to do the read-through the next
afternoon. Trevor’s sprawled between peppy Danielle and me. Not by
my choice—he sat next to me. I’m trying really hard to ignore him,
and Gabby is shooting me pointed looks from across the circle. I’m
sure he’s thinking that since the auditions are over, I’ll come crawling
right back to him. I’m not. I have more pride than that, even if nothing
else has gone the way I planned.
Since I have hardly any lines in this show at all, I briefly consid-
ered not even showing up today. It’s not like anyone would notice
a missing nun. But 1) that’s totally unprofessional, and 2) Amanda
looked genuinely freaked the hell out when she saw exactly how many
lines Maria has. She needed a friend sitting next to her, sending her
vibes of support and encouragement, which I’ve mustered up as best
as I can. But it doesn’t take long for my mind to start drifting, first to
thoughts of me onstage as Maria, and then—annoyingly—to imag-
ining myself on a beach with Trevor, complete with palm trees and
crystal blue waves.
I tune in during the scene with Liesl and Rolf, aka Kelly and Har-
rison, mad at myself for indulging in any Trevor-related fantasies.
Harrison’s frowning. I wonder if he’s contemplated smashing baby
food jars against Ms. Sharp’s door. Kelly is happy and smiling, until
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I spend Saturday at home, practicing the whole two lines I have in the
play. An exaggeration, but exaggeration is pretty much my bread and
butter. I catch Eric dozing off in the family room and make him read
the part of Maria and the other nuns I have scenes with. It’s so hilari-
ous that I threaten to get him a habit and find him a role in the chorus.
“A habit! You’re going to have to wear a habit onstage.” Eric bursts
out laughing. “Now that’s something I can’t wait to see. Can I borrow
it to wear to Charlie’s Halloween party?”
I smack at him, but my hand just barely brushes his shaggy brown
hair. He ducks and runs laughing from the family room.
Oh. My. God. He’s right. I’m going to have the most hideous cos-
tume of all time. A nun costume is not going to exactly enhance my
assets. I might as well be dressed as a rock. For a moment, I wonder if
Trevor will notice, but then I throw my script aside. Even doing pre-
calc homework sounds like more fun right now. And it will make me
stop thinking about Trevor.
“But they’re children!” Amanda exclaims. She flings her hair over her
shoulder for even more emphasis.
I redo the line in my head the way it should be. I’m scoring massive
bonus points in the BFF department right now. I remind myself that
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Late that night, I lie in bed and stare at the ceiling. Something Har-
rison said earlier in the day is bothering me.
I wonder if I’m supposed to be an actor.
All I’ve wanted, ever since I was a little kid watching the actors
run around in the productions Dad worked for, is to be onstage. And
I thought I was good at it. I always got great parts—until this year.
But maybe I’m not as talented as I thought. There’s no way I’ll be able
to convince NYCPA to give me an audition with just one of the two
required recommendations. Not when they’ve got thousands of other
hopeful students with two glowing recommendations.
Theater has turned me into a depressed, grumpy person, too self-
ish to be a real friend to Amanda and too confused to remember my
pride when it comes to Trevor. I don’t like myself right now, and I’ve
never felt that way before.
I roll over and punch my pillow. Something has to change. My
grades aren’t good enough for a state school. But even in community
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