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1 (00:02:01): No, man... don't come in the
morning, I won't be here until two...
2 (00:02:05): 'cause that's when the morning's
swell finally flattens out, you dig?
3 (00:02:09): Alright... just bring it on the back
then, cool, peace.
4 (00:02:22): I'm not normal.
5 (00:02:24): Clearly!
6 (00:02:25): I need a job.
7 (00:02:29): It's yours.
8 (00:02:30): Hang on, Trucker. You said hiring
was a democratic process around here.
9 (00:02:34): Yeah, that's the way I heard it.
10 (00:02:38): Okay... all those in favor of hiring...
uh...
11 (00:02:40): - Piper. - Piper,
12 (00:02:42): put your hands up. Thank you, Jen.
13 (00:02:45): Hey, what about an interview?
14 (00:02:47): Oh, that's fine.
15 (00:02:49): Okay, I... lemme think...
16 (00:02:52): Elvis. Dead or alive?
17 (00:02:54): Dead.
18 (00:02:55): Andy Kauffman?
19 (00:02:56): Dead.
20 (00:02:57): Jerry Garcia?
21 (00:02:58): Grateful. And dead.
22 (00:03:00): Mariah Carey?
23 (00:03:01): Are we talkin' about her acting
career, or...?
24 (00:03:04): No.
25 (00:03:05): Okay. Then... alive..
26 (00:03:07): Why did you come to Santa Cruz?
27 (00:03:09): I... have family here.
28 (00:03:12): Are you a virgin?
29 (00:03:13): Mr. Julius!
30 (00:03:15): No. But I used to be.
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31 (00:03:19): You're not a witch, by any chance?
32 (00:03:20): Is that a job requirement?
33 (00:03:23): Trucker's blazin' for the woman
who runs the crystal store across the street.
34 (00:03:26): He thinks she's wiccan.
35 (00:03:27): Yeah, they're soulmates, except
she's not exactly aware of that yet.
36 (00:03:30): Okay everybody, time to vote.
37 (00:03:58): Okay, time for a lil' homework.
38 (00:04:00): Then can we go to the art store?
39 (00:04:11): Everybody relax!
40 (00:04:19): I'm here.
41 (00:04:20): Oh, and so close to almost on time.
42 (00:04:24): C'mon, if I was to start always on
time, you'd expect it everyday.
43 (00:04:28): He works here?
44 (00:04:30): Well... he's employed here.
45 (00:04:34): - What's up? - Hm...
46 (00:04:38): Don't pay attention to him.
47 (00:04:39): Okay, today's topic of conversation:
clueless men...
48 (00:04:41): and the women who use them for
gratification.
49 (00:04:51): Who are you?
50 (00:04:52): - Piper. - Piper...
51 (00:04:54): what're you doing here, Piper?
52 (00:04:55): I... work here.
53 (00:04:58): Why wasn't I notified? I wasn't
notified!
54 (00:05:00): Hey, Priestly! We hired someone.
55 (00:05:02): Thank you.
56 (00:05:04): I swear, we need like a bulletin
board or staff e-mail or somethin'...
57 (00:05:08): You know, Priestly? Piper thinks
Elvis is dead.
58 (00:05:11): Really?
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59 (00:05:12): And now you hire people who
failed the interview?
60 (00:05:16): Come on, man!
61 (00:05:17): I don't know. I mean, you're cute
and everything, but...
62 (00:05:21): But what? C'mon, Tish.
63 (00:05:23): - It's just... - There it comes!
64 (00:05:27): - I don't really like sex. - What?!
65 (00:05:30): - How can you not like... - I've never
had a...
66 (00:05:34): you know?
67 (00:05:36): Woo! Never?
68 (00:05:39): Huh... well, obviously you haven't
been with the right guy.
69 (00:05:45): my God... does that really work?
70 (00:05:48): Every time.
71 (00:05:49): Are you kiddin' me? It's man's
greatest challenge.
72 (00:05:52): Tish is the scorpion queen.
73 (00:05:54): See ya tonite!
74 (00:06:04): Well... 'nother comrade used and
discarded... huh, Tish?
75 (00:06:08): You know, I gotta be honest with
you, Tish,
76 (00:06:09): I've never been really comfortable
watching you doing that to men...
77 (00:06:11): when there it should be some sort
of a warning sign posted...
78 (00:06:14): If men are that easy to manipulate,
79 (00:06:16): they deserve to be taken advantage
of.
80 (00:06:18): I'm easy to manipulate. Why don't
women take advantage of me?
81 (00:06:23): I think we can all guess the answer
to that.
82 (00:06:47): Is that the crystal lady?
83 (00:06:48): Oh yeah, that's Zo.
84 (00:06:50): Zo...
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85 (00:06:51): Yeah, it's short for Zoheret.
86 (00:06:53): It means "she shines" in hebrew.
87 (00:06:59): You see? She knows things.
88 (00:07:01): She seems nice, Trucker.
89 (00:07:57): So, I'll... give you a call later?
90 (00:08:00): Yeah, huh... sure.
91 (00:08:14): Oh, look! She can still walk.
92 (00:08:18): All right, let's hear it, what were
his grades?
93 (00:08:22): "A" for effort, "C" for execution.
94 (00:08:25): Natural gift?
95 (00:08:28): Didn't even register.
96 (00:08:30): That bad, huh?
97 (00:08:31): That bad, and... he knows it.
98 (00:08:35): You know... did you at least tell him
that size doesn't matter?
99 (00:08:37): Yeah, sure, I told him.
100 (00:08:38): You don't actually think guys
believe that, do you?
101 (00:08:46): Hey Piper, what's in that case?
102 (00:08:49): Oh... that's just my art stuff.
103 (00:08:51): Are you an artist?
104 (00:08:52): Oh, that's cool! Do you paint, like,
controversial shit?
105 (00:08:56): Like, people pissin' on the Pope
or somethin'?
106 (00:08:58): - No! - That's not even
controversial anymore.
107 (00:09:00): Then what the hell is it?
108 (00:09:02): Well, that's like that, you know...
"politically correct controversialism".
109 (00:09:05): It've been done so often that they
expect it, now...
110 (00:09:08): paint someone pissin' on Martin
Luther King and see what happens..
111 (00:09:10): Or... Martin Luther King pissin' on
the Pope!
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112 (00:09:12): That's controversial.
113 (00:09:14): Yeah... or, the Pope pissin' on
Martin Luther King?
114 (00:09:16): Or Martin Lawrence? That would
really be...
115 (00:09:17): Okay, guys... guys! I don't paint
anyone pissin' on anyone. Sorry.
116 (00:09:22): Yeah, no... it was just an idea, you
know. I'm just sayin',
117 (00:09:24): if I was an artist I would
definetely be pissin' on somebody.
118 (00:09:28): Hey, Trucker!
119 (00:09:31): Right! Piper, why don't you
decorate our wall for us?
120 (00:09:37): - Really? - Sure.
121 (00:09:40): What... what should I paint?
122 (00:09:42): It's yours. Go for it!
123 (00:09:45): You don't have to paint anyone
pissin' on anyone.
124 (00:09:48): - I... I mean, unless you want to. -
Good morning.
125 (00:09:51): This was in my mail by mistake.
126 (00:10:03): Hi, Piper... nice to meet you.
127 (00:10:06): Hi.
128 (00:10:08): Wait, wait, wait, wait, how... how
did you know her name?
129 (00:10:10): She just feels like "Piper".
130 (00:10:16): Zo, before you leave, can I make
you a sandwich?
131 (00:10:19): The roast turkey is very good.
132 (00:10:20): Thank you, but I don't eat
anyhting that had a mother.
133 (00:10:23): Oh! Okay, huh...
134 (00:10:25): Eggs salad then?
135 (00:10:27): Well... eggs are really a chicken
abortion, aren't they?
136 (00:10:30): I mean, I support the woman's
right to choose,
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137 (00:10:33): but I don't believe anyone asked
the chickens beforehand.
138 (00:10:36): Right on!
139 (00:10:38): Well, actually... since farmers
don't keep roosters
140 (00:10:41): the eggs aren't fertilized, so...
141 (00:10:42): technically we're just eating a
by-product of the hen's menstrual cycle.
142 (00:10:46): Well, that's certainly appetizing!
A hen period salad, that's... lovely.
143 (00:10:52): I think I'll just stick to the 6 inch
tofurkey.
144 (00:10:55): - 6 inch tofurkey. - Comin' up!
145 (00:10:59): - Hmm... what's this? - Oh,
146 (00:11:01): I made a website for Trucker. And
there's our online order forms...
147 (00:11:05): so that people just e-mail me
their orders...
148 (00:11:06): and then we have them ready at
their backup time.
149 (00:11:08): - That's cool! - Yeah,
150 (00:11:09): and this way Jen's online in case
Fuzzy checks in, right?
151 (00:11:12): Who's Fuzzy?
152 (00:11:14): He's just an online friend. A guy.
153 (00:11:17): Oh, I... hope he's a guy.
154 (00:11:19): We agreed not to exchange any
identifying information.
155 (00:11:23): So basically he could be Charles
Manson with a laptop?
156 (00:11:25): Bingo!
157 (00:11:26): No, Fuzzy is good. His presence
feels peaceful, don't you sense it?
158 (00:11:32): Yeah, I sense something.
159 (00:11:35): What? Maybe I do.
160 (00:11:40): Just follow where your soul leads,
Jen.
161 (00:11:44): Thank you.
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162 (00:11:45): Bye, Trucker.
163 (00:11:52): Bye.
164 (00:11:57): Did I say anything stupid?
165 (00:12:01): Doesn't it worry you? I mean, you
don't know anything about him
166 (00:12:05): ...or her... or even it!
167 (00:12:08): You know, he's just somebody I
can talk to.
168 (00:12:11): And I know it's crazy, but... I feel
really close to him.
169 (00:12:16): Do you think he's your soulmate?
170 (00:12:18): Would that be so bad?
171 (00:12:19): No, but...
172 (00:12:22): ...what happens when "he" wants
to meet?
173 (00:12:26): Well, we've been e-knowing him
for almost a year, and it hasn't come up.
174 (00:12:28): A year?!
175 (00:12:29): Jen, what do you guys talk about
if you don't talk about each other?
176 (00:12:33): Everything else?
177 (00:12:35): I mean, we talk about music, and
books, the war in Irak...
178 (00:12:38): ...his dog, my cat...
179 (00:12:41): You know, I just told him that I
started working with a future famous artist.
180 (00:12:46): Well, let's not get carried away...
181 (00:12:50): It must be such a trick to look at
the ocean and know you can draw it.
182 (00:12:55): Are your parents artistic?
183 (00:12:57): Yeah, my mom's really good.
184 (00:12:59): So maybe you'll have a
super-talented kid one day.
185 (00:13:07): I already do.
186 (00:13:11): I was 15.
187 (00:13:13): I had... four younger brothers.
188 (00:13:16): Got one of 'em who was still in
diapers...
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189 (00:13:19): There was no way my mom was
gonna let me keep her.
190 (00:13:22): I never met the couple, but... I
spoke to the wife on the phone once.
191 (00:13:26): She said their names were Lisa
and Noah, and...
192 (00:13:30): that they wanted to name her
Julia.
193 (00:13:34): She asked if that was okay with
me.
194 (00:13:39): I thought that was really
considerate, you know?
195 (00:13:44): She promised to stay in touch,
196 (00:13:46): to send pictures...
197 (00:13:48): That's nice.
198 (00:13:50): And she did, for about two years.
199 (00:13:54): Then it just stopped.
200 (00:13:57): The last pictures I saw were of
Julia's second birthday.
201 (00:14:00): Just like that?
202 (00:14:03): Nothing for... six years...
203 (00:14:09): Then I saw this!
204 (00:14:12): I was reading this article about
gifted kids.
205 (00:14:15): In the back they have some
pictures of the art students of Santa Cruz, look!
206 (00:14:18): There she is.
207 (00:14:20): Okay, I mean... she kinda looks
like you and... she's the right age, but...
208 (00:14:24): Jen, I'm not whacked. Okay, look,
they list her name. Julia!
209 (00:14:28): - Julia Miller! And, she's artistic. -
Yeah, but...
210 (00:14:31): So I got on the Net and I looked
up Millers in Santa Cruz.
211 (00:14:34): There was a million of them, but
there was only one under the name "Noah".
212 (00:14:38): That was the husband's name.
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213 (00:14:39): So, I waited until the middle of
the day, and I called the number.
214 (00:14:42): And I got the voice mail, and...
they were on it!
215 (00:14:46): "This is Noah... and Julia".
216 (00:14:48): Like that.
217 (00:14:51): Jen, it's them!
218 (00:14:54): What are you gonna do?
219 (00:14:58): I don't know.
220 (00:15:00): Some days it's enough to know
that she's happy and healthy and...
221 (00:15:04): ...other days...
222 (00:15:18): So... what kind of tricks do you
have in mind?
223 (00:15:21): Well, you'll see tonight. I
guarantee you won't be disappointed.
224 (00:15:25): Woodstock, you know, it was just
beautiful, it was perfect, you know?
225 (00:15:29): It was all about peace, and free
love, and music-
226 (00:15:32): And draft orgy. Drugs.
Irresponsibility. Freak!
227 (00:15:36): Oh, mister J... don't be a
buzzkiller! Just focus on the love, huh?
228 (00:15:53): Hi.
229 (00:16:02): It's beautiful.
230 (00:16:04): Thank you.
231 (00:16:05): - You hungry? - Yeah.
232 (00:16:25): Oh... no. Thank you for the rock.
233 (00:16:40): Oh, no... don't even think about it.
My karma needs all the help it can get.
234 (00:16:45): Thank you, Trucker.
235 (00:16:49): Okay, so anyway, they're really
wrong about the drugs.
236 (00:16:51): Damn, I wish I was alive back
then!
237 (00:16:53): I mean, it's just my luck to hit my
sexual peak during a time when...
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238 (00:16:56): when celibacy is cool, and... the
only safe sex is watching porn.
239 (00:16:59): - I should've peaked 40 years ago!
- What's so differnt then today?
240 (00:17:03): I mean, you still wouldn't get laid,
and you'd still be watching porn.
241 (00:17:06): The only difference would be,
you'd be wearing more polyester.
242 (00:17:09): She does have a point, Priestly.
243 (00:17:10): But, at least here you have
company.
244 (00:17:12): No one's got much, except for...
Tish.
245 (00:17:15): - Excited about tonite, yeah... - Oh,
246 (00:17:17): - what time? - Eight thirty.
247 (00:17:20): - Bye. - Bye!
248 (00:17:27): Oh, don't even start with me!
249 (00:17:29): If men are that easy to have fun
of, they deserve what they get.
250 (00:17:31): Hey, I'm easy! Don't I deserve it?
251 (00:17:34): Well, Priestly, see, your problem
is you always go after the hot chicks.
252 (00:17:37): You know, you gotta raise your
expectations, man!
253 (00:17:39): - Excuse me? - Well, really good
looking women,
254 (00:17:41): they're high maintainance, and
without exception...
255 (00:17:43): completely worthless between
the sheets.
256 (00:17:45): Seriously?
257 (00:17:47): God's truth.
258 (00:17:48): Certainly been my experience.
259 (00:17:50): Oh, pff... you guys are pathetic!
260 (00:17:52): All right. Take Tish, for example. -
Right?
261 (00:17:54): Men are so pumped to be with a
body like hers,
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262 (00:17:57): that all she's gotta do is just lay
back and enjoy the ride, you see?
263 (00:17:59): That way she's never gonna
develop any skills in bed.
264 (00:18:02): - I second that! - Hey, I work hard!
265 (00:18:04): Hey, don't get me wrong!
Attractive women are great to look at,
266 (00:18:07): just don't go home with the prom
queen.
267 (00:18:09): Give her the crown, she'll never
go down.
268 (00:18:11): - I was the prom queen! - Well, I
rest my case.
269 (00:18:14): All, right, that's it! You. And me. In
the office!
270 (00:18:18): I'll show you how I got my crown!
271 (00:18:20): Women!
272 (00:18:23): They are so easy to have, then us.
273 (00:18:26): They deserve what they get!
274 (00:18:28): Dick!
275 (00:18:34): Nice! Nice! Shit!
276 (00:20:41): Thank you.
277 (00:20:43): Wow, that was a near death
experience! Thanks.
278 (00:20:46): No problem.
279 (00:20:47): Wow! You draw really good rocks!
They're better than mine.
280 (00:20:51): Wanna know why?
281 (00:20:52): Sure.
282 (00:20:54): I can show you.
283 (00:20:57): You just gotta deepen your
shadows, see?
284 (00:21:02): - Don't be afraid to be bold. -
Wow!
285 (00:21:07): Thanks!
286 (00:21:08): That's a... nice subject.
287 (00:21:10): Oh... well, I hope you don't mind,
I'm not a perv or anyhting...
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288 (00:21:12): I just tried to practice drawing
children.
289 (00:21:14): Doesn't look like you need much
practice.
290 (00:21:19): You want it?
291 (00:21:20): No.
292 (00:21:22): Not really.
293 (00:21:26): I'm kiddin'!
294 (00:21:28): I'm kiddin', I'd love it, if you don't
mind parting with it, of course...
295 (00:21:31): - What's her name? - Julia.
296 (00:21:33): She is another artist. You know,
sometimes I feel like
297 (00:21:36): the only person left in the
universe who still paints by numbers.
298 (00:21:39): Oh, she must get all her artistic
talents from her mother, then.
299 (00:21:43): Yeah, who knows?
300 (00:21:49): Thank you very much. It's
beautiful.
301 (00:21:52): She's beautiful.
302 (00:21:54): Yeah, I'm... sorta partial to it, a lil'
bit.
303 (00:22:01): My name is Noah, by the way.
304 (00:22:04): I'm... Anna.
305 (00:22:06): Anna, pleasured to meet you.
306 (00:22:08): Specially since we've established
that you're not a perv...
307 (00:22:13): Take care!
308 (00:22:14): Bye.
309 (00:22:35): Hey, what's wrong with the
cosmobile?
310 (00:22:37): Ah, won't start...
311 (00:22:38): Can you hop in and see if we can
get it degulfed?
312 (00:22:45): Ok, try!
313 (00:22:50): Ain't got nothing.
314 (00:22:53): Okay, once more.
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315 (00:22:57): Cut up, cut!
316 (00:23:00): All right, go again.
317 (00:23:20): - That was weird, right? - That
was weird. - Weird.
318 (00:23:26): Apron!
319 (00:23:32): Oh, look! Fuzzy22, right on time.
320 (00:23:35): Shut up!
321 (00:23:36): Ah'ha! Can't believe it, Jen, you've
fallen for a cop.
322 (00:23:38): Why do you think he's a cop?
323 (00:23:39): Huh, "fuzz"... what else could it
be?
324 (00:23:41): I'm thinkin' "peach fuzz"...
325 (00:23:43): since he's probably, like, 12 or
something..
326 (00:23:44): Or maybe he's got a really hairy
back.
327 (00:23:47): Maybe he's a peach farmer in
Georgia.
328 (00:23:49): Oh, Jen! You don't wanna move to
Georgia!
329 (00:23:50): I'm not moving anywhere.
330 (00:23:52): I bet the "22" means he's a gun
freak.
331 (00:23:54): Could... just be his age, you know.
332 (00:23:55): Or... could be the number of years
left until his parole hearing.
333 (00:23:57): Yeah, or maybe the last 22 years
have been doing him into a fuzzy form...
334 (00:24:00): I like that one...
335 (00:24:26): What can I do for you two?
336 (00:24:27): We phoned it in. Two "spicy
italian" subs.
337 (00:24:32): How big?
338 (00:24:34): Ten inches...
339 (00:24:36): Total?
340 (00:24:39): Each, of course.
341 (00:24:51): I'm Tish.
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342 (00:25:04): Oh my God!
343 (00:25:11): Did that work for anybody else?
344 (00:25:31): Excuse me?
345 (00:25:33): No, not you! Just...
346 (00:25:35): Hello, excuse me!
347 (00:25:37): Hello!
348 (00:25:40): Oh, I'm sorry, I...
349 (00:25:41): "Oh, I'm sorry!"... yeah...
350 (00:25:43): I ordered a twelve inches veggie
sub. Does this look like a 12" for you?
351 (00:25:50): No, I...
352 (00:25:53): You know how girls are not good
with measurements.
353 (00:25:56): My last boyfriend told me that
this WAS 12".
354 (00:25:59): So, go figure!
355 (00:26:02): Well...
356 (00:26:04): Thanks.
357 (00:26:09): Thank you very much. Thanks.
358 (00:26:16): Thank you!
359 (00:26:22): Thank you... I'm such an idiot!
360 (00:26:25): All right, Jen, you never scrubbed
an order.
361 (00:26:27): Yeah, what happened? Fuzzy's
mother finally take his computer away?
362 (00:26:30): No, actually... he wants to meet.
363 (00:26:34): Don't do it, Jen. You don't know
anything about him.
364 (00:26:36): Wait a second, why does this
freak you out so bad?
365 (00:26:38): When you go home with anybody
who gives you lip service!
366 (00:26:41): I talk to them first, dork!
367 (00:26:43): Besides, I can take care of myself.
368 (00:26:45): This is Jen we talk about.
369 (00:26:47): Ok, reality check, guys! I mean,
this guy could live in Madagascar!
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370 (00:26:50): Yeah! Or... Schenectady.
371 (00:26:52): He lives down near L.A. He told
me.
372 (00:26:54): Did you tell him you're here in
Santa Cruz?
373 (00:26:57): Jesus, Jen! Tell me you didn't tell
him your real name!
374 (00:27:00): No, he only knows me as
"Ladybugger".
375 (00:27:03): So what now, Ladybugger?
376 (00:27:08): I'm gonna think about it.
377 (00:27:19): Tish, righ?
378 (00:27:21): Mistery man, right?
379 (00:27:24): Tadd.
380 (00:27:25): Tadd.
381 (00:27:27): 'nother "spicy italian" sub, Tadd?
382 (00:27:30): Just one?
383 (00:27:33): One for Brad too.
384 (00:27:45): Nice hair.
385 (00:27:47): Thanks, "Taddly".
386 (00:27:51): Well, see you around, Tish.
387 (00:28:04): Tadd & Brad...
388 (00:28:06): Well, isn't that... gay?
389 (00:28:23): Guess it!
390 (00:28:25): Oh... I don't know!
391 (00:28:26): Remember me?
392 (00:28:28): Of course I remember you!
393 (00:28:30): Daddy, look who I found!
394 (00:28:32): Hey there! It's Anna, who draws
rocks and little girls.
395 (00:28:37): What are you doing here?
396 (00:28:38): Homework.
397 (00:28:39): Me too.
398 (00:28:40): I've to do math and science
399 (00:28:42): ...before I'm allowed to do any art.
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400 (00:28:44): Yeah, some mean ogre made up
that rule.
401 (00:28:46): Okay, Julia, I'm gonna look up
those articles.
402 (00:28:49): Okay.
403 (00:28:51): I'll be fine with Anna.
404 (00:28:53): I'll be right back.
405 (00:29:32): I'll show you somethin'.
406 (00:29:33): See the ears?
407 (00:29:35): Just put a lil' shadow in there.
408 (00:29:37): Cool!
409 (00:29:43): That doesn't look like math to me.
410 (00:29:45): Done.
411 (00:29:46): - Spelling? - Done.
412 (00:29:48): Well, I have to check it.
413 (00:29:50): Done.
414 (00:29:52): Dad, did you know Anna has four
little brothers?
415 (00:29:55): She knews all about kids.
416 (00:29:56): - Is that right? - Yeah.
417 (00:29:58): And she works in a sandwich
shop, but not full time.
418 (00:30:01): Oh yeah?
419 (00:30:04): Dad!
420 (00:30:08): Am I missing something?
421 (00:30:10): Julia has been asking me about
private art lessons...
422 (00:30:12): and I believe she thinks she's
found her tutor.
423 (00:30:16): Well...
424 (00:30:17): And you could pick me up at
school, so I won't have to walk home with
Bradley...
425 (00:30:22): Who?
426 (00:30:23): Okay, two times a week I teach an
adult education class...
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427 (00:30:26): and poor Julia has to walk home
with Bradley.
428 (00:30:29): And then she's forced to stay with
him for 45 whole minutes until I get there.
429 (00:30:34): You are a terrible father.
430 (00:30:36): Huh, I gotta give her something to
tell her therapist in 10 years.
431 (00:30:38): Bradley picks his nose in class...
432 (00:30:40): and, makes these fart noises in
his armpits.
433 (00:30:43): Testosterone poisoning, actually,
you can't help it
434 (00:30:46): Anna, please, save me!
435 (00:30:48): Please!
436 (00:31:00): Okay.
437 (00:31:02): Thank you, thank you, thank you!
438 (00:31:30): Tadd.
439 (00:31:32): Tish.
440 (00:31:33): So, what can I get for you tonight?
441 (00:31:36): An order to go.
442 (00:31:38): What do you want?
443 (00:31:41): You.
444 (00:31:48): Sorry, I just leave in...?...
445 (00:31:55): Well, look...
446 (00:31:58): With men... I've never had a...
447 (00:32:01): ...you know... a full on...
448 (00:32:04): Does that work on stupid guys?
449 (00:32:07): Yeah, usually.
450 (00:32:09): You're ready to go then?
451 (00:32:21): Huh! It's nice how he held the
door for her...
452 (00:32:24): What a gentleman...
453 (00:32:25): He's a giver, I can tell.
454 (00:32:28): ...and I'm the only keeper...
455 (00:32:41): Car's really nice.
456 (00:32:42): Yeah, I love this car.
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457 (00:32:45): I love the way you look in this car.
458 (00:32:48): Where is Brad tonight?
459 (00:32:49): Sitting in the apartment, wishin'
he would stay where you are instead.
460 (00:32:54): So how do you afford such a nice
car... and expensive tips?
461 (00:32:59): Sucked out of my loaded father.
462 (00:33:32): What?
463 (00:33:33): Nothin', it's really good.
464 (00:33:35): Nah, that sucky thing is not right.
465 (00:33:39): That sucky thing?
466 (00:33:41): That's what my dad calls it.
467 (00:33:43): What your dad calls what?
468 (00:33:45): This.
469 (00:33:47): What? The... sucky thing?
470 (00:33:49): Otherways knows as a turkey
baste.
471 (00:33:52): Well... yeah, if you wanna use its
nickname...
472 (00:33:54): but everybody knows the real
name is of course the...
473 (00:33:57): - The sucky thing. - The sucky
thing.
474 (00:33:59): Speaking of sucky things, I have a
meeting at six o'clock on thursday.
475 (00:34:03): You think you'd be able to stay
late with Julia, maybe...
476 (00:34:05): get her some dinner?
477 (00:34:07): Would I get to cook with the
sucky thing?
478 (00:34:09): Absolutely!
479 (00:34:11): Then it's a deal.
480 (00:34:22): So, where's the mother?
481 (00:34:23): - I don't know. - You didn't ask?
482 (00:34:25): No!
483 (00:34:26): I mean, as far as they're
concerned I'm just some college student.
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484 (00:34:28): It would be... weird, if I asked.
485 (00:34:30): What if she calls or... comes over
when you're there?
486 (00:34:33): Then you don't slap the bitch for
dissing 'em for five years.
487 (00:34:38): Oh, look! It lives.
488 (00:34:40): Barely.
489 (00:34:43): All right, start with this. I'll get
the IV...?
490 (00:34:46): I'm in love.
491 (00:34:47): No, you're in heat...
492 (00:34:48): Oh, look! A man pretending to
knowledge the difference.
493 (00:34:52): - Finally found an 11, huh? - Uh...
12!
494 (00:34:56): I did things with Tadd, I've never
done before.
495 (00:34:59): Oh, really? Like what? Wait for
the second date?
496 (00:35:01): Well, the surf sucked. What did I
miss at our staff meeting?
497 (00:35:05): Well, Tish in love. Or lust...
498 (00:35:08): depending on who you're talking
to.
499 (00:35:10): Really? I'm proud of you, angel.
500 (00:35:13): Piper is digging herself deeper
and deeper...
501 (00:35:15): into the pit of deceit with the
Millers...
502 (00:35:17): Good... nice to see that our old
company tradition...
503 (00:35:19): for making the worst possible
decision...
504 (00:35:20): in any situation, has been passed
on to the next generation employee.
505 (00:35:24): Priestly has gotten in touch with
his feminine side.
506 (00:35:27): I love my kilt!
507 (00:35:29): And, I have reached a decision...
on meeting Fuzzy.
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508 (00:35:35): And?
509 (00:35:37): Well, hmm...
510 (00:35:39): We have all the same interests,
511 (00:35:41): he makes me laugh all the time,
and...
512 (00:35:43): Man, I tell him everything!
513 (00:35:45): It's a no-brainer. We have to
meet!
514 (00:35:47): Right on!
515 (00:35:49): And... what if "he" is a woman?
516 (00:35:50): We'll find a way to make it work.
517 (00:35:52): Oooh, if that happens, can I
watch?
518 (00:35:53): What if he's 14?
519 (00:35:55): Oooh, if that happens, can I...
videotape?
520 (00:35:57): He's driving himself to the
meeting point,
521 (00:35:59): so he's gotta be at least 16, right?
522 (00:36:01): And that's not... that much
younger.
523 (00:36:05): Convicted felon?
524 (00:36:06): Hmmm, he's out now, so it
couldn't have been that bad.
525 (00:36:08): Paralized?
526 (00:36:09): If he can go with that, I sure can.
527 (00:36:12): Ugly as a rhino's ass?
528 (00:36:14): Looks are really the least of my
worries, I mean, he's a great guy.
529 (00:36:18): But what if he's got, like, crazy ass
hair and... and...
530 (00:36:21): more artificial holes in his head
than real ones?
531 (00:36:24): Oh, I could never be that lucky.
532 (00:36:27): Okay, so... when and where?
533 (00:36:29): Halfway, next saturday, at a club
in Morro Bay.
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534 (00:36:32): He'll be the one with a white rose
on his table.
535 (00:36:34): Oh, that's so romantic!
536 (00:36:38): Trucker...
537 (00:36:40): I was wondering if there was any
way I could borrow the cosmobile...
538 (00:36:43): I think that way I could just camp
out.
539 (00:36:45): - Of course. Anything for true
love! - Thank you.
540 (00:36:48): Well, I'm going with.
541 (00:36:50): Really?
542 (00:36:51): Me too.
543 (00:36:52): You guys are the best.
544 (00:36:53): Yeah! Count me in!
545 (00:36:55): FORGET IT!
546 (00:36:57): Can we get to work now?
547 (00:36:58): I... I'll drive.
548 (00:37:00): No!
549 (00:37:01): I'll buy the beer.
550 (00:37:06): Never get to do anything fun...
551 (00:37:09): Priestly, you wanna go out on a fly
errand?
552 (00:37:12): Affirmative.
553 (00:37:13): But what's that we need, captain?
554 (00:37:14): Oh, we're out of tampons in the
ladies' bathroom.
555 (00:37:18): Oh, look at that face!
556 (00:37:21): Don't worry about it, we'll get 'em
tomorrow.
557 (00:37:22): What, do you think I'm afraid of a
box of plungers?
558 (00:37:25): No worries, mate.
559 (00:37:27): Come on, look at me!
560 (00:37:30): I'm a poster boy for maturity!
561 (00:37:33): All right, maybe not, but close
enough.
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562 (00:37:35): I can do this.
563 (00:37:37): Alright? I'm comfortable enough
with myself to do this for you ladies.
564 (00:37:40): Hey, Renaissance man!
565 (00:37:43): If you need help, just call me.
566 (00:38:13): Beach City Grill. Subs by the inch.
567 (00:38:15): Code blue. Hostile territory.
Aborting mission.
568 (00:38:17): Who is this?
569 (00:38:18): Renaissance Man. I'm at the store.
570 (00:38:20): There's too many enemy
tampons. I'm bailing.
571 (00:38:22): Alright, stay focused. Describe the
situation.
572 (00:38:24): Initial recon appears to be bag or
box?
573 (00:38:26): - Box. - Box. Roger that.
574 (00:38:27): Alright, look around chest height.
Do you see anything marked "regular"?
575 (00:38:31): Okay, regular.
576 (00:38:32): Uh...
577 (00:38:34): here's one but it says "slender
regular".
578 (00:38:37): How can something be both
slender and regular? Isn't that mutually
exclusive?
579 (00:38:40): - Priestly... - Unless, of course
they're implying...
580 (00:38:41): that in the mysterious
underworld of femboxes slender is regular.
581 (00:38:44): Priestly. Are you done?
582 (00:38:45): - Well, what about the Super
Pluses? - No!
583 (00:38:47): - Why not? They sound, like,
better. - Don't. They're huge.
584 (00:38:49): I thought you liked huge.
585 (00:38:51): This is one area where bigger is...
not better.
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586 (00:38:54): Yeah, well shouldn't you buy all
the protection you can get? I mean...
587 (00:38:57): it says here it can handle any
amount of... oh my God!
588 (00:38:59): Priestly, listen up. If a woman
needs an emergency... dipstick...
589 (00:39:04): in the ladies' room of a sandwich
stop...
590 (00:39:05): - That's nasty. - She just wants
something...
591 (00:39:07): that's gonna hold her over until
she can get home and use one of her own,
592 (00:39:10): based on her own style
preferences and... flow requirements.
593 (00:39:14): - Tish! - Yeah?
594 (00:39:16): That word... "flow". That's nasty.
It's gross.
595 (00:39:20): Just... buy the slender regulars.
596 (00:39:23): Over and out. Back to base camp.
597 (00:39:25): Roger that. Over and out.
598 (00:39:35): Huh... Hi!
599 (00:39:37): Who was that?
600 (00:39:39): Uh... Priestly.
601 (00:39:40): Jason?
602 (00:39:43): No, huh... he works here. You've
seen him.
603 (00:39:46): Oh, yeah... the freak!
604 (00:39:56): - Check out this dude's dress! -
Nice!
605 (00:40:11): What?
606 (00:40:13): Nice breadsticks, dude!
607 (00:40:15): What, these?
608 (00:40:17): Dude, are you having a not so
fresh day?
609 (00:40:22): Think it's funny that I'm buying
tampons?
610 (00:40:29): Do you gentlemen... and I use that
term loosely...
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611 (00:40:32): understand what this means?
612 (00:40:35): Obviously not.
613 (00:40:39): This mean that... uh,
614 (00:40:41): that there's a woman with whom
I'm so intimate...
615 (00:40:45): that we're both comfortable with
me buying her most personal possessions.
616 (00:40:48): This means that our relationship
is so solid, so trusting,
617 (00:40:53): that I'm not embarassed doing
this at all.
618 (00:40:56): It means, my friends,
619 (00:40:58): that instead of hanging out at a
grocery store...
620 (00:41:01): havin' a sausage fest with another
guy...
621 (00:41:03): playing the skin flute, or just goin'
a lill'... all day long...
622 (00:41:07): I'm getting laid by a beautiful
lady...
623 (00:41:10): everyday, and she takes it
downtown. And...
624 (00:41:14): everyone here knows it.
625 (00:41:18): - No high 5's dude. Just gimme
some love. - All right!
626 (00:41:22): Excellent!
627 (00:41:31): Peace!
628 (00:42:16): That's how she knows that I'm
home
629 (00:42:18): ...and that she's been kissed.
630 (00:42:24): Oh, I hate comin' home this late...
631 (00:42:27): Yes, she tried to wait up for you,
but...
632 (00:42:29): - ... eyelids went out. - Yeah.
633 (00:42:33): So there's a ton of lasagna in the
oven.
634 (00:42:35): I only know how to cook for a
football team, and...
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635 (00:42:37): Julia have only eaten a small
piece, so... the rest is up to you.
636 (00:42:40): You didn't eat?
637 (00:42:41): No.
638 (00:42:44): Was your cooking that bad?
Should I... order out?
639 (00:42:48): My cooking is just fine, thank you
very much.
640 (00:42:50): I just... feel a little awkward.
641 (00:42:53): Well, I think you should join me.
642 (00:42:54): I don't... want you to feel
awkward, but... I haven't eaten.
643 (00:43:00): Okay.
644 (00:43:07): Honestly, this is the best
homecooked meal I've had
645 (00:43:10): since we moved here.
646 (00:43:11): - So where are you from? -
Pennsylvania.
647 (00:43:13): Really?
648 (00:43:15): - I'm from Maryland. - Really?
649 (00:43:17): We used to go to Maryland all the
time, we lived just across the border.
650 (00:43:20): We'd go down to this great lil'
crab shop.
651 (00:43:22): "We"?
652 (00:43:24): So there's a Mrs. Miller?
653 (00:43:28): There used to be...
654 (00:43:30): .. there's not anymore.
655 (00:43:33): And you ended up with Julia?
656 (00:43:35): That's... unusual, isn't it?
657 (00:43:50): Look... I'm not really comfortable
talking about this, Anna.
658 (00:44:00): I'm sorry.
659 (00:44:04): You know, I think I'm gonna go.
660 (00:44:07): - Anna, look, don't go... I... - No.
661 (00:44:10): I intruded.
662 (00:44:12): Anna, please!
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663 (00:44:13): I really need to go.
664 (00:44:16): Thank you.
665 (00:44:30): Come on, Priestly, it can't be that
bad.
666 (00:44:31): - Yes, it can. - I can't believe you
won't tell us.
667 (00:44:34): Leave it, baby.
668 (00:44:37): Morning!
669 (00:44:39): Hey, Truck, you'll know. What's
Priestly's first name?
670 (00:44:42): Beats me.
671 (00:44:43): Hey, but it's... gotta be on his
application, right?
672 (00:44:45): Now that I think about it, I'm not
sure he even filled one out.
673 (00:44:52): Beach City Grill, subs by the inch.
674 (00:44:54): Hi, is Anna there?
675 (00:44:56): Anna?
676 (00:44:59): Anna! Yeah! Yeah, Anna is here.
677 (00:45:04): Hallo?
678 (00:45:06): Hey, it's me.
679 (00:45:08): Hi.
680 (00:45:10): Listen, I was just calling to make
sure you're still babysitting tomorrow.
681 (00:45:13): Sure I am.
682 (00:45:14): Good, I... I was afraid you
wouldn't come because of last night. It's just...
683 (00:45:18): - everything with Julia's mother...
- Hey, you know what?
684 (00:45:19): I shouldn't have pried.
685 (00:45:22): You know, until Julia was 2 I just,
you know...
686 (00:45:24): Well, I should say it wasn't a
really good time.
687 (00:45:26): I understand.
688 (00:45:28): Okay, great. So that's all behind
us... okay?
689 (00:45:31): - Okay. - Okay, I'll...
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690 (00:45:31): - see you tomorrow then. - Yeah.
691 (00:45:44): Bless you!
692 (00:45:46): Thank you.
693 (00:45:48): Bye.
694 (00:46:05): Okay, I've got it all worked up.
695 (00:46:07): We drive up saturday, check-in at
the camp ground...
696 (00:46:09): and Trucker said that if we pull
the seat down,
697 (00:46:11): there's enough room for all the 3
of us to sleep.
698 (00:46:13): Yeah, right...
699 (00:46:14): Like you're gonna be spending
the night with us...
700 (00:46:18): What?
701 (00:46:20): Nothing.
702 (00:46:24): - No way! - What?!
703 (00:46:27): You're still a virgin...
704 (00:46:30): So? It's not anything to be
ashamed of...
705 (00:46:33): - is it? - No, it's not.
706 (00:46:35): If I had mantained that, I
wouldn't be in the mess I'm in now.
707 (00:46:38): Yeah... listen, it's, um...
708 (00:46:40): it's not really different from when
you do it yourself, it just...
709 (00:46:43): takes a lot longer.
710 (00:46:46): Never?
711 (00:46:48): Look guys, I'm a computer nerd
daughter, of a southern baptist minister,
712 (00:46:51): from Wichita... I'm the worst kind
of late bloomer.
713 (00:46:54): You've never plugged your own
banjo...
714 (00:46:55): Come on! It's not like you guys do
it all the time, right?
715 (00:46:59): Yesterday morning.
716 (00:47:00): Two days ago.
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717 (00:47:02): Last night.
718 (00:47:04): Don't worry! I made Bam-Bam go
in the other room.
719 (00:47:10): Oh...
720 (00:47:12): and I'm the one worried about
carpal tunnel?
721 (00:47:14): - Yeah. - It's not carpal. It's 1 or 2
fingers.
722 (00:47:27): Nothing's happening!
723 (00:47:28): Keep going!
724 (00:47:32): I don't know you guys, maybe
mine's a dud!
725 (00:47:35): - Keep going! - Keep going!
726 (00:47:40): - Ow! - What?
727 (00:47:41): Very intense...
728 (00:47:42): - Well, just slow it down a little
bit! - Or move it to the left!
729 (00:47:46): This is one of those times I wish I
smoked...
730 (00:47:49): ...or did origami, or something...
731 (00:47:53): Come on! Tadd's waiting for me!
732 (00:47:56): Tell him to come up here and help
if he's so impatient...
733 (00:48:00): So, is Brad going rollerblading
with your guys too?
734 (00:48:03): Tadd says he's not one of those
guys who gives up his friends...
735 (00:48:06): when he gets a girlfriend.
736 (00:48:08): It's cool... I guess.
737 (00:48:10): I guess... but they're roommates.
738 (00:48:12): I mean, they see each other all the
time anyway.
739 (00:48:14): Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh... oh,
my God...
740 (00:48:19): Ladies and gentleman, we have
lift off!
741 (00:48:22): Elvis has left the building!
742 (00:48:33): Doesn't she look different to you?
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743 (00:48:36): Our little girl's growing up.
744 (00:48:58): Roll off!
745 (00:49:02): Baby, you are something!
746 (00:49:04): Something good, I hope.
747 (00:49:08): Yeah... somethin' good.
748 (00:49:11): Hey, I got these tickets for "The
Catalyst" on saturday.
749 (00:49:14): Oh... bummer! I'm going out of
town.
750 (00:49:16): Where are you going?
751 (00:49:17): Morro Bay, but just for saturday
night.
752 (00:49:19): Can't you get out of it?
753 (00:49:22): - Hm-Hm, I'm going with Jen and
Piper. - Who?
754 (00:49:23): My friends from the shop... Jen's
mystery man, remember?
755 (00:49:28): Yeah, right... look, can't you just
tell 'em you got a better offer?
756 (00:49:31): But I didn't.
757 (00:49:33): Huh... well, fuck you very much!
758 (00:49:35): I'm sorry, but there's no way I'm
standing Jen up.
759 (00:49:38): Next time just ask first.
760 (00:49:40): Whatever...
761 (00:49:42): So we have to find someone else
to use the third ticket.
762 (00:49:45): "We"'? As in "Brad"?
763 (00:49:47): Yeah, as in "Brad".
764 (00:49:49): Right, good. Is Brad coming on all
of our dates?
765 (00:49:51): What is the fucking big deal?
766 (00:49:53): You have your friends, I have
mine.
767 (00:49:55): True, but I don't bring mine
everywhere I go.
768 (00:49:57): You're not one of those
possessive chicks, are you?
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769 (00:49:59): The kind that doesn't want me to
have a life away from her?
770 (00:50:01): - No. - Good!
771 (00:50:02): Because I'm not gonna put up
with that shit.
772 (00:50:05): Just... forget I said anything, okay?
773 (00:50:08): I don't know why, I'm being
weird.
774 (00:50:10): Hey, call in sick...
775 (00:50:13): Spend the day with me.
776 (00:50:16): Girl's gotta work. Besides, I don't
have a rich daddy.
777 (00:50:20): Know, we could have a little fun...
778 (00:50:21): Why not? Tonight.
779 (00:51:01): Daddy!
780 (00:51:02): Hey, kiddo!
781 (00:51:05): Well, you'll never guess what
happened.
782 (00:51:06): What?
783 (00:51:07): All the power went out at the
school, so they sent everybody home.
784 (00:51:10): Now, ain't that a shame?
785 (00:51:11): I can tell you're really broken up
about it.
786 (00:51:13): Yeah.
787 (00:51:14): So I figured, if you feel like, we'd
go down to the boardwalk...
788 (00:51:16): one last time, before they close
the rides down for the winter...
789 (00:51:18): Awesome!
790 (00:51:20): And you know what? If we're
lucky,
791 (00:51:21): we might just be able to get Anna
to come with us.
792 (00:51:24): Anna, please! Daddy won't take
me on any spinning rides!
793 (00:51:28): That's because daddy doesn't do
spinning rides,
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794 (00:51:30): because spinning rides remind
daddy... of how he used to feel...
795 (00:51:33): after frat parties, just... dizzy and
sick.
796 (00:51:36): Daddy doesn't do 'em, you can't
make me do 'em, it's not gonna happen.
797 (00:51:42): Woo! Look, daddy! I fly!
798 (00:51:46): We did the right thing, Noah?
799 (00:51:47): Not really, no!
800 (00:52:07): - Daddy, can I go playing the dart
game? - Yes, you can!
801 (00:52:11): - Here's the tickets. - Thanks!
802 (00:52:13): Watch me!
803 (00:52:17): Okay, so look... I don't...
804 (00:52:19): wanna be a walking clichŽ and hit
on the babysitter, but...
805 (00:52:25): I want you to know that I like
coming home and finding you there.
806 (00:52:28): I do.
807 (00:52:33): So... bear with me on this,
because I haven't...
808 (00:52:35): done this in a long time, but, uh...
809 (00:52:39): would you be interested at all in...
810 (00:52:41): spending more time with the
entire Miller family?
811 (00:52:45): Not just Julia, but...
812 (00:52:47): with me?
813 (00:52:52): The deep sigh...
814 (00:52:54): Okay...
815 (00:52:55): No. Nope...
816 (00:52:57): The answer is "yes". A big yes.
817 (00:53:00): Yeah?
818 (00:53:07): There's a few things I think we
need to be honest about first.
819 (00:53:12): You're really a man?
820 (00:53:15): Only from the waist down. That
doesn't bother you, does it?
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821 (00:53:18): No, not at all! I like a girl with
balls.
822 (00:53:26): - Daddy! - Hey!
823 (00:53:27): Guess what I won!
824 (00:53:29): I... gee, I give up. What?
825 (00:53:30): Well, I'll give you a hint! I won a
snake!
826 (00:53:35): Fireworks!
827 (00:53:37): Pretty cool, huh?
828 (00:53:45): I know what you mean about
honesty, though.
829 (00:53:48): - You do? - Yeah.
830 (00:53:50): We'll talk later.
831 (00:54:01): All right, so we have chocolate,
sleeping bags, food,
832 (00:54:04): personal items, chocolate, money,
chocolate, and beer.
833 (00:54:07): You think we have enough
chocolate?
834 (00:54:09): I'll add it.
835 (00:54:17): Oh, is that Tadd all pissed off?
836 (00:54:19): Yeah, we've talked about
something loud as usual... still a couple.
837 (00:54:22): Good. I was worried you was mad
at me for a second. Imagine...
838 (00:54:27): Ah, no. You're okay.
839 (00:54:33): Hey, Jen, did you do something
different with your hair?
840 (00:54:35): No, why?
841 (00:54:36): I don't know, you just look
different.
842 (00:54:43): - You told him? - No.
843 (00:54:45): All right angels, cosmobile is
ready to roll!
844 (00:54:48): THANKS, CHARLIE!
845 (00:54:54): - Greetings, everyone! - Hey, Zo!
846 (00:55:02): Take care of the Temple, Truck.
847 (00:55:09): I made this for your trip.
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848 (00:55:13): Does that have chocolate in it?
849 (00:55:14): Sadly, no.
850 (00:55:16): This is a mixture of ground herbs,
petals and pots.
851 (00:55:20): It will bring wholesomeness and
protection to you on your journey.
852 (00:55:23): Thank you, Zo.
853 (00:55:32): It's not a sin, Jen, it's a
celebration. Enjoy it freely.
854 (00:55:39): Now, for this to work, you have to
hold each other
855 (00:55:42): and release it into the wind
blowing off the ocean.
856 (00:55:47): Okay!
857 (00:55:52): I have to run.
858 (00:55:53): I'm making lentle and tofu soup.
859 (00:55:55): Stop by if you want some.
860 (00:55:57): Hey, Zo!
861 (00:55:59): Are you vegetarian because you
love animals, or because you hate plants?
862 (00:56:03): Oh... I do love you, Priestly.
863 (00:56:05): Hey, I'm... babysitting here by
myself all weekend, I'd...
864 (00:56:09): ...love it if you took a shift.
865 (00:57:52): If this turns out to be the ashes of
Zo's first husband, I'm gonna freak.
866 (00:58:19): I really don't think this is
necessary.
867 (00:58:21): It looks better down.
868 (00:58:27): - What're you doing? - No... it
needs more lift.
869 (00:58:30): It's not gonna get more lift.
870 (00:58:31): You guys, just... I just want him to
see the real me.
871 (00:58:35): Oh no no! No. You never show the
real you on a first date.
872 (00:58:37): - I think you look beautiful. -
Thank you.
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873 (00:58:40): Different, somehow.
874 (00:58:51): - So, do you know what he drives?
- No.
875 (00:58:54): No, of course not, that would be
too easy.
876 (00:58:56): What difference would it make?
877 (00:58:57): Lots!
878 (00:58:58): Suppose he drives some beat-up
piece of shit...
879 (00:59:00): held together by duct tape and
dental floss...
880 (00:59:03): All you need is love.
881 (00:59:07): And what if he has, like, NRA and
skinheads' stickers all over it?
882 (00:59:10): Then we can work it out.
883 (00:59:12): It's Beatles's...? night at the Morro
Bay, en el Morro Bar.
884 (00:59:14): we're accepting Fab Four
requests all night long.
885 (00:59:17): What if he's "The fool on the
hill"... or "The nowhere man"?
886 (00:59:21): Tish... "Let it Be".
887 (00:59:23): Besides, everybody's got
something to hide.
888 (00:59:26): - EXCEPT ME AND MY MONKEY! -
Stop it!
889 (00:59:29): All right, so this is all we have to
do:
890 (00:59:31): we have to find a table in the back
or in the corner
891 (00:59:33): so that we can scope him or her
out in advance.
892 (00:59:35): And, if he's an extra...? we bolt.
893 (00:59:38): Maybe we should send Tish past
him and see if he check her out.
894 (00:59:40): If he doesn't check Tish out, he's
either gay or dead.
895 (00:59:42): It's true. Nevermind.
896 (01:00:02): Okay... remember you guys: white
rose.
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897 (01:00:15): C'mon Alice, move that ass!
898 (01:00:29): Maybe that's him.
899 (01:00:31): So-so.
900 (01:00:33): I told you, I don't care about
looks.
901 (01:00:40): Do you think that's him?
902 (01:00:41): You want me to walk u by the
table and check?
903 (01:00:43): Wait.
904 (01:00:47): I'm gonna guess that's not.
905 (01:00:49): Unless he were on a date.
906 (01:01:37): Oh my God!
907 (01:01:38): That settles it! I've got to get my
ADSL hooked up!
908 (01:01:47): Oh... is that a face made for sitting
on or what?
909 (01:02:15): Come on, Jen...
910 (01:02:17): Please talk to us.
911 (01:02:20): Look, do you want me to... to go
back down...
912 (01:02:22): and tell Fuzzy22 that you got cold
feet or...?
913 (01:02:24): No.
914 (01:02:25): Come on, why not, Jen? I mean, he
came a long way to meet you...
915 (01:02:29): I don't know what you saw that
we missed.
916 (01:02:32): What I saw was... just a guy
looking for the girl of his dreams.
917 (01:02:37): A guy like that doesn't dream
about a girl like me.
918 (01:02:40): Is this about how cute he was?
919 (01:02:41): And I thought you'd be happy!
920 (01:02:43): not to mention, you know, pretty
damn relieved.
921 (01:02:46): Besides, you said that looks don't
matter.
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922 (01:02:48): Yeah, that was before I knew he
was Brad-fucking-Pitt!
923 (01:02:54): There's no way a guy who looks
like that is gonna want me.
924 (01:02:57): That's crazy.
925 (01:02:58): Is it?
926 (01:02:59): I mean, look at Tadd.
927 (01:03:01): When he came into the shop he
didn't exactly beelined me, did he?
928 (01:03:04): Okay, but Tadd is a superficial
dickhead, everybody knows that.
929 (01:03:09): Everyone except Tish, sorry.
930 (01:03:13): I mean, girls who look like you
don't understand...
931 (01:03:19): You know, I always think like...
932 (01:03:21): if I lost ten pounds, or... wear
different clothes, or...
933 (01:03:24): got new boobs, that would make
a difference, but...
934 (01:03:28): I know the truth.
935 (01:03:30): I'm sorry, but that's bullshit.
936 (01:03:34): You're the smartest person that I
know.
937 (01:03:37): When I see you helping those
homeless guys that no one can even look at...
938 (01:03:43): You make everyone around you
happy.
939 (01:03:46): You have so much to offer.
940 (01:03:48): I mean, to say you don't just
because of how you look...
941 (01:03:51): it's just... all bullshit.
942 (01:03:54): I didn't say I don't have a lot to
offer.
943 (01:03:56): I said that people will never know
because they don't see me.
944 (01:04:05): How many proms did you miss
because no one asked you?
945 (01:04:08): How many times have your
friends left you sitting alone at the club...
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946 (01:04:11): while they went to dance with
guys?
947 (01:04:13): Or how many times has a
customer completely ignored you...
948 (01:04:15): to get a better look at me?
949 (01:04:21): So until that happens...
950 (01:04:24): Until you're told time and time
again...
951 (01:04:26): that your place in life is in the
background...
952 (01:04:29): don't tell me that's bullshit.
953 (01:04:32): Because you don't know.
954 (01:04:46): All I saw tonight was a man with
eyes full of hope.
955 (01:04:49): Hope...
956 (01:04:51): That would've turned into
disappointment, the second he saw me.
957 (01:04:55): A forced smile...
958 (01:04:56): Polite conversation...
959 (01:05:00): How I couldn't stand that!
960 (01:05:03): Not after all this.
961 (01:06:41): All right!
962 (01:06:44): I've been sitting by the phone,
waiting, wondering...
963 (01:06:46): I demand a full report, I want all
details!
964 (01:06:49): What happened?
965 (01:06:51): Okay, look... huh... there's a
particular reason we didn't call you...
966 (01:07:04): Are you okay?
967 (01:07:07): You shitting me?
968 (01:07:10): Jen!
969 (01:07:12): Please tell me you din't leave
Fuzzy just sitting down there wondering!
970 (01:07:17): God damn it, Jen!
971 (01:07:19): I don't expect you to understand.
972 (01:07:23): No, I understand.
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973 (01:07:25): I understand you wouldn't talk to
him because you were terrified...
974 (01:07:27): he was gonna judge you on the
bases of your looks.
975 (01:07:31): Yet you're completely
comfortable doing the exact same thing to him!
976 (01:07:40): That's unbelievable! God!
977 (01:07:48): Hey!
978 (01:07:52): Hey!
979 (01:07:53): - Hey! - What?
980 (01:07:55): - Why are you pissed at me? - I'm
not pissed at you.
981 (01:07:58): I mean, not you specifically,
982 (01:08:00): more's like a representative
member of your gender!
983 (01:08:02): Oh, come on...
984 (01:08:03): - look, that was really hard on Jen.
- Oh, really? Really, Tish?
985 (01:08:06): 'cause I'm sure it wasn't a... a
picnic for Fuzzy too.
986 (01:08:10): Why you're suddenly Fuzzy's best
friend, huh?
987 (01:08:13): Why?
988 (01:08:14): Because it's pathetic, Tish, okay?
989 (01:08:15): It's pathetic that you can't rise
above all the superficial horseshit...
990 (01:08:18): that's whirling around you.
991 (01:08:20): I mean, why is it, why is it that
some people can't see a good thing...
992 (01:08:22): when it's standing right in front
of them, hm?
993 (01:08:24): What is it that screws all that up?
994 (01:08:26): Can you tell me?
995 (01:08:28): I swear, you're like 2 years old,
996 (01:08:30): you're more interested in the
wrapping paper than what's inside.
997 (01:08:33): Wait.
998 (01:08:36): Are you talking about Jen, or me?
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999 (01:08:39): If there's a difference, let me
know.
1000 (01:08:53): Hey Jen.
1001 (01:08:55): Just leave it. You've had a long
day, I'll close it up.
1002 (01:08:58): You sure?
1003 (01:09:00): Yeah... yeah, go home and get
drunk.
1004 (01:09:03): Thank you.
1005 (01:09:12): - I'll, hmm... I'll see you
tomorrow. - Yep.
1006 (01:10:03): On your back!
1007 (01:10:07): Let's take these off.
1008 (01:10:15): - Oh my God! - Oh, yeah!
1009 (01:10:16): No! No! NO!
1010 (01:10:19): What are you doing, asshole?
1011 (01:10:21): Come on, Tish, it's just Brad!
1012 (01:10:24): - Yeah, relax Tish, it's cool. - Get
out!
1013 (01:10:26): Tish, I live here.
1014 (01:10:27): You know what I mean!
1015 (01:10:29): Come one... what's the big deal?
Haven't you ever had a threesome before?
1016 (01:10:32): It's fun, we'll show you. We do it
all the time.
1017 (01:10:34): Oh, no! Forget it!
1018 (01:10:35): Where are you going? I can't
believe you're getting so fucked up about it!
1019 (01:10:38): It's not like you're the most
moral chick on the planet!
1020 (01:10:40): - What? - Look,
1021 (01:10:41): one of the reasons I dug you so
much is because you're obviously...
1022 (01:10:44): - Experimental. - Yeah!
Experimental.
1023 (01:10:47): God... well, science class is over,
children!
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1024 (01:10:51): - Oh, come on, Tish! - You know
you want me.
1025 (01:10:54): What's the big deal?
1026 (01:10:55): Let go of me!
1027 (01:10:57): - Get on the bed... - Get out of my
way! Let go!
1028 (01:11:05): Oh my God!
1029 (01:11:06): Now look what you did...
1030 (01:11:07): What I did?
1031 (01:11:09): Get the fuck away from me!
1032 (01:11:13): Bye, Tish! I'll be here waiting.
1033 (01:11:19): People are stupid, they just
don't think like that.
1034 (01:11:20): Okay Priestly, this time you can
relax.
1035 (01:11:22): I'm just saying Cobain wasn't
tryin' to leave this world,
1036 (01:11:24): All right? He was just tryin' to
leave Courtney.
1037 (01:11:26): I'll buy it.
1038 (01:11:30): - Oh, shit... what happened? -
Oh...
1039 (01:11:33): yeah, isn't it beautiful? I mean,
we're not gonna talk about it...
1040 (01:11:37): - What did you do? - I...
1041 (01:11:39): was rollerblading out on West
Cliff and I wasn't paying attention...
1042 (01:11:42): and so I sped and went down.
It's not a big deal.
1043 (01:11:50): You guys, I'm fine!
1044 (01:11:52): So, huh... who do we trash
today?
1045 (01:11:54): Courtney Love.
1046 (01:11:55): Good, I hate her.
1047 (01:11:56): Yeah, I wish she'd hit some nice
plant!
1048 (01:12:02): You know, the parenting books
all say...
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1049 (01:12:03): it's supposed to be easier to put
kids to sleep in the winter,
1050 (01:12:06): because it gets dark earlier.
1051 (01:12:08): I think they're lying.
1052 (01:12:11): Maybe she's just an exceptional
kid.
1053 (01:12:15): Yeah... that must be it. Couldn't
possibly mean that I'm a lame father.
1054 (01:12:22): Okay, Noah, here it goes.
1055 (01:12:25): I got somethin' to tell you.
1056 (01:12:27): Something major.
1057 (01:12:32): I have something to tell you too.
1058 (01:12:36): Something no one knows about
Julia, I've...
1059 (01:12:38): ...never told anyone.
1060 (01:12:42): I think you should go first then.
1061 (01:12:44): I think your thing relates to my
thing.
1062 (01:12:47): Okay.
1063 (01:12:49): Well, my thing is this:
1064 (01:12:52): Julia's mother lives on the East
Coast, and is...
1065 (01:12:55): legally barred from seeing Julia
until her 18th birthday.
1066 (01:12:58): What?
1067 (01:12:59): Why?
1068 (01:13:01): When Julia was 5 months old,
her mother tried to kill them both.
1069 (01:13:05): She sat in the car holding Julia...
1070 (01:13:07): with the exhaust pipe in.
1071 (01:13:09): Fortunately, a neighbour who's
letting his dog shit...
1072 (01:13:12): in the frontyard heard the
engine, broke a window and saved them.
1073 (01:13:15): What happened then?
1074 (01:13:17): Hospital, medicines, therapy,
everything.
1075 (01:13:22): Very slowly...
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1076 (01:13:23): I just started leaving her and
Julia alone again.
1077 (01:13:27): Then, right after her third
birthday,
1078 (01:13:30): I got a call at work.
1079 (01:13:32): We were toilet-training Julia...
1080 (01:13:34): and I guess...
1081 (01:13:37): she had an accident in her
pants.
1082 (01:13:40): Her mother held her hand on
the toilet bowl and...
1083 (01:13:45): slammed the lid down.
1084 (01:13:47): Broke two of her fingers and
three bones.
1085 (01:13:49): And, so, I...
1086 (01:13:52): filed for divorce and custody.
1087 (01:13:54): Obviously, got both.
1088 (01:13:57): Then we packed the car and
moved down here to start a new life.
1089 (01:14:03): Does Julia remember any of
this?
1090 (01:14:05): No, no, I dont... think so.
1091 (01:14:08): Anyway, she used to say:
1092 (01:14:11): "Mummy hurt me, so she
doesn't live here anymore" over and over, but...
1093 (01:14:15): ...it soon stopped.
1094 (01:14:17): Must have been so hard...
1095 (01:14:19): Well, my responsibility as a
parent is to protect my child.
1096 (01:14:24): I can accept the suicide attempt,
that's post-partum depression, but...
1097 (01:14:28): everything else was a clear
patten of abuse.
1098 (01:14:36): What?
1099 (01:14:39): - Post-partum depression? -
Yeah.
1100 (01:14:45): But you... have to give birth for
that to happen.
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1101 (01:14:47): Ah... yeah..
1102 (01:14:50): But Julia is adopted!
1103 (01:14:52): What?! No she's not, why... why
would you think that?
1104 (01:14:56): Yes she is!
1105 (01:14:57): No she's not, Anna... I... I was in
the delivery room at the hospital.
1106 (01:15:00): She's not adopted!
1107 (01:15:02): Jesus Christ, you look like you're
gonna be sick!
1108 (01:15:06): Christ, Anna! What's wrong?
1109 (01:15:08): She's not my baby?
1110 (01:15:09): What?! No! Anna...
1111 (01:15:11): I'm not Anna!
1112 (01:15:13): I'm not anyone!
1113 (01:15:16): Anna!
1114 (01:15:57): You're ready to go, babe?
1115 (01:16:01): Hey Trucker, can I leave ten
minutes early?
1116 (01:16:04): Sure, angel. Just be careful if you
go rollerblading.
1117 (01:16:19): I don't like the way that old
hippie calls you "angel".
1118 (01:16:23): Look, I didn't wanna make a
scene in there,
1119 (01:16:24): but there's no way I'm ever
going out with you again!
1120 (01:16:26): Why, because you got a little
bruise?
1121 (01:16:27): You can't blame me if you're...
clumsy.
1122 (01:16:29): Clumsy? This would have never
happened...
1123 (01:16:32): if you and Brad hadn't tried to
force me...
1124 (01:16:33): to do something I didn't want to
do!
1125 (01:16:35): Forced you? Gimme a break,
come on, get...
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1126 (01:16:38): Get in the car!
1127 (01:16:39): Look, why don't you and Brad
just admit that the girl's unnecessary...
1128 (01:16:42): and get on with it?
1129 (01:16:45): What're you talking about?
1130 (01:16:46): Are you so far in the closet you
can't see the light?
1131 (01:16:50): You and Brad are hot for each
other.
1132 (01:16:52): You just use the girl to pretend
you're straight.
1133 (01:16:58): Listen to me!
1134 (01:16:59): I'm no fag.
1135 (01:17:00): I was captain of the football
team in high school.
1136 (01:17:05): Let me guess...
1137 (01:17:08): You were a Tight End, always to
afraid of becoming a Wide Receiver?
1138 (01:17:12): Why don't you just be a man and
admit what you are?
1139 (01:17:15): No one cares that you're gay.
1140 (01:17:19): If you ever call me queer again,
I...
1141 (01:17:25): You do not hit her! You piece of
shit!
1142 (01:17:28): What is it with you guys? Fine,
she's a waste of time anyway.
1143 (01:17:33): You okay?
1144 (01:17:45): Hey! Shithead!
1145 (01:17:47): Why don't you try the old
hippie?
1146 (01:17:48): Trucker, don't!
1147 (01:17:49): What is it with you people?
1148 (01:17:51): She's a cheap piece of ass! Who
cares about her?
1149 (01:17:53): That's it, pretty boy...
1150 (01:17:55): Keep talkin'.
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1151 (01:18:09): You listen to me, you dickless
yuppie!
1152 (01:18:12): Tish is a lady and she's my
friend!
1153 (01:18:15): All right? I ever see you around
her, there'll be one of your pictures...
1154 (01:18:19): on "Unsolved Mysteries". You
got it?
1155 (01:18:31): Does anyone else think that
Trucker might have... some explaining do to?
1156 (01:18:40): Let's go to my pad.
1157 (01:18:51): Are you okay?
1158 (01:19:01): I don't believe it...
1159 (01:19:03): Gordon Hancock?!
1160 (01:19:05): Senior class prez...
1161 (01:19:07): Captain of the football team... No
Woodstock?
1162 (01:19:10): No free love, no peace rallies?
1163 (01:19:13): Yeah, I took the free love when I
could get it, I mean...
1164 (01:19:16): - No bongs? - Well...
1165 (01:19:17): - No Grateful Dead concerts? -
That came later.
1166 (01:19:19): - What happened? - Oh, pff...
1167 (01:19:23): I got drafted.
1168 (01:19:25): I found out I was a sneaky son of
a bitch...
1169 (01:19:27): good at... killing people before
they even knew that I was there.
1170 (01:19:31): It's funny what you can learn
about yourself.
1171 (01:19:33): - Geez... - Did 3 tours...
1172 (01:19:35): lost count of the bodies
somewhere in the second...
1173 (01:19:41): So, God knows how many... souls
I gotta face somday...
1174 (01:19:45): So, when was Trucker born?
1175 (01:19:47): Well... when I got home,
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1176 (01:19:49): I started taking... long walks at
night on the beach, and...
1177 (01:19:53): met some crazy ass surfers...
1178 (01:19:58): They made me smile, you know?
For the 1st time since I had gotten back.
1179 (01:20:02): I bought a board...
1180 (01:20:03): and changed my name.
1181 (01:20:06): But I swore that I would never...
hurt another human as long as I lived.
1182 (01:20:24): I'm sorry I made you break your
promise.
1183 (01:20:26): Oh, no...
1184 (01:20:29): I said that I would never... hurt
another "human".
1185 (01:20:32): So I'm cool with that, angel.
1186 (01:20:35): But, promise me somethin'?
1187 (01:20:37): Anything.
1188 (01:20:39): No more shitheads. You know,
like, date a... a nice guy.
1189 (01:20:47): The problem is...
1190 (01:20:48): guys like that don't ask me out.
1191 (01:20:52): Well, maybe they could ask the
wizard for some courage.
1192 (01:20:57): That's it, isn't it? Courage.
1193 (01:20:59): That's why you won't ask Zo
out?
1194 (01:21:01): You're afraid she won't like your
past.
1195 (01:21:03): She's just all about love and...
and peace, and...
1196 (01:21:06): I don't think she'd accept it.
1197 (01:21:08): I wouldn't know hot to tell her.
1198 (01:21:09): I don't think you have to.
1199 (01:21:14): Zo is in your yearbook. Look...
it's her.
1200 (01:21:19): Oh my God... it's really Zo! Get
out of here...
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1201 (01:21:24): - She's cute! - Come on, pass it
back!
1202 (01:21:29): Ah... Trucker!
1203 (01:21:30): - How in the hell I missed that? -
I like!
1204 (01:21:37): Hey!
1205 (01:21:40): You can't hide forever, Anna...
1206 (01:21:43): or whatever your name is.
1207 (01:21:45): What do you want?
1208 (01:21:47): I want the truth. You owe me
that much.
1209 (01:21:53): So you came out here because
you saw a picture of a girl...
1210 (01:21:56): you thought might be your
daughter?
1211 (01:22:00): No!
1212 (01:22:01): The pieces fit!
1213 (01:22:03): Age, looks...
1214 (01:22:05): artistic ability!
1215 (01:22:08): The mother told me that she
was gonna name her Julia...
1216 (01:22:10): and that her husband's name
was Noah.
1217 (01:22:12): Still, I don't see why you just
didn't ask!
1218 (01:22:15): When you were vague about her
past I assumed that was...
1219 (01:22:17): because you didn't want me to
know that she was adopted.
1220 (01:22:20): That sounds like wishful
thinking.
1221 (01:22:24): Why would you lie about your
name?
1222 (01:22:29): There aren't that many Pipers
hanging around.
1223 (01:22:32): I was afraid you'd remember my
name from the adoption papers.
1224 (01:22:35): Anna is my middle name.
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1225 (01:22:40): Look, I never intended on
becoming part of your lives.
1226 (01:22:42): I just wanted to know that she
was okay.
1227 (01:22:44): But you did, Anna. You became
part of our lives, and now it just...
1228 (01:22:46): it just seems like a lie.
1229 (01:22:50): You know, I didn't want to give
up my baby!
1230 (01:22:52): I was forced to!
1231 (01:22:54): I mean, what would you do if
Julia was taken from you?
1232 (01:22:55): Wouldn't you think about her
every day for the rest of your life?
1233 (01:22:57): - Yeah, of course... - Then why is
it any different for me?
1234 (01:23:00): I mean, why is my love for my
child just a whim while yours is real?
1235 (01:23:03): Of course, you have your child,
so you can afford to be judgemental.
1236 (01:23:08): All I have is the ghosts of two
Julias.
1237 (01:23:11): I loved them both, and I lost
them both.
1238 (01:23:26): So you always knew about... me
being in the war?
1239 (01:23:30): You were 3 years behind me?
1240 (01:23:34): Of course I was... crazy for you.
1241 (01:23:37): All the girls were.
1242 (01:23:40): You never paid much attention
to the freshmen girls.
1243 (01:23:42): Especially not nerdy,
flat-chested ones.
1244 (01:23:47): You know, Trucker, no matter
how much you grow up...
1245 (01:23:50): sometimes high school is right
there, bleeding dwon your neck.
1246 (01:23:57): That just blows my mind that... I
was your high school fantasy.
1247 (01:24:01): It's true.
Ten.Inch.Hero.2007.DVDRip.XviD.srt
1248 (01:24:05): So, what did you fantasized
about us?
1249 (01:24:07): Watching the sunset at the
beach?
1250 (01:24:10): Sometimes.
1251 (01:24:12): Yeah... what else?
1252 (01:24:15): Stuff.
1253 (01:24:17): Tell me.
1254 (01:24:21): Trucker, my high school fantasy
was...
1255 (01:24:26): that we were in love.
1256 (01:24:29): That... by a mere look at each
other's eyes...
1257 (01:24:32): time would stand still...
1258 (01:24:34): and our hearts would forever
beat as one.
1259 (01:24:48): I'm sorry it took so long.
1260 (01:24:53): That's okay...
1261 (01:25:17): - Are you guys...? - Oh, ladies
first.
1262 (01:25:18): Thank you.
1263 (01:25:20): Good evening. Did you find
everything alright?
1264 (01:25:22): Yep.
1265 (01:25:33): - Your total's $9.75. - Thanks.
1266 (01:25:35): Thank you. Have a good night.
1267 (01:25:44): - This sucks, dude! - Seriously!
1268 (01:25:46): Here, I'll put the stuff back.
1269 (01:25:47): Wait, wait, wait... keep the lube.
1270 (01:25:52): You people are too naive!
1271 (01:25:54): So you're saying that Chapman
did pull the trigger?
1272 (01:25:56): Affirmative!
1273 (01:25:57): Order up!
1274 (01:25:59): - Wasn't it just a CIA puppet? -
No, he was programmed,
1275 (01:26:01): - right down the line! - No, no!
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1276 (01:26:03): The threat was over, man!
1277 (01:26:04): By then he was just making love
songs for Yoko, and...
1278 (01:26:07): What?
1279 (01:26:08): No, no... Lennon was coming
alive again.
1280 (01:26:11): Reagan had just taken off, so he
had to be taken out.
1281 (01:26:13): Exactly! Thank you!. See?
Genious!
1282 (01:26:22): - Can you hold this? - Sure.
1283 (01:26:24): - Stay close, Julia! - I will!
1284 (01:26:29): Okay, so here's the deal:
1285 (01:26:32): Julia and I took a vote, and
there's a definite vacant seat in the family.
1286 (01:26:37): Job is yours, if you want it.
1287 (01:26:40): - Really? - Yeah.
1288 (01:26:45): Only one ground rule:
1289 (01:26:47): nothing but honesty from now
on.
1290 (01:26:50): I swear.
1291 (01:26:58): - Noah? - Hm?
1292 (01:27:00): - That shirt's of a really nasty
color. - Okay, not that honest!
1293 (01:27:02): Hey, I'm just trying to get
started somewhere!
1294 (01:27:39): - Hey man. - Hi.
1295 (01:27:44): - Are you hungry? - No.
1296 (01:27:50): Okay, huh... how can I help?
1297 (01:27:53): You're pretty.
1298 (01:27:57): No, I don't... I don't know about
that.
1299 (01:28:00): I do.
1300 (01:28:04): Well, thank you.
1301 (01:28:06): You're very pretty.
1302 (01:28:09): And you're exactly how I'd
hoped you'd be...
Ten.Inch.Hero.2007.DVDRip.XviD.srt
1303 (01:28:18): ...Ladybugger.
1304 (01:28:57): I punched you, baby!
1305 (01:29:02): Gotta remember to lock off your
computer, Jen...
1306 (01:29:06): Can we...
1307 (01:29:08): ...can we go somewhere to talk?
Face to face, for a change?
1308 (01:29:13): I'd like that.
1309 (01:29:17): Huh... I'm Jeff Kenline, by the
way.
1310 (01:29:20): It's a pleasure to meet you, Jeff
Kenline.
1311 (01:29:24): - Hey, dude! - Yeah?
1312 (01:29:27): Huh... where did you get
"Fuzzy22" from?
1313 (01:29:30): Huh... I got that account when I
was working on my senior thesis.
1314 (01:29:33): It was on fuzzy logic and I was
22.
1315 (01:29:36): Why? Did you think I was a cop
or somethin'?
1316 (01:29:38): No, of course not!
1317 (01:29:40): That would be stupid... a cop!
1318 (01:29:52): Who says "a cop"... I mean,
honestly, "fuzzy"...
1319 (01:29:55): Did you do that?!
1320 (01:29:58): Awesome!
1321 (01:30:14): So, one tuna sub... and a veggie
sub.
1322 (01:30:23): - Huh, about... ten minutes. - All
right.
1323 (01:30:29): All right, what can I get for you?
1324 (01:30:36): Holy shit!
1325 (01:30:39): Miss Matheson, it would be my
pleasure if you would agree to...
1326 (01:30:43): ...accompany me to dinner
tonight.
1327 (01:30:49): Depends.
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1328 (01:30:51): On what?
1329 (01:30:53): I wanna know your first name.
1330 (01:30:55): Yeah!
1331 (01:30:58): Come one, gimme a break!
1332 (01:31:01): I went to Banana Republic, for
Christ's sake!
1333 (01:31:09): Dammit!
1334 (01:31:13): Boaz
1335 (01:31:16): Can't hear you.
1336 (01:31:19): Boaz, all right? My first name is
Boaz.
1337 (01:31:22): - Boaz?! - Shut up!
1338 (01:31:28): Can I tell you something, Boaz?
1339 (01:31:32): Okay.
1340 (01:31:33): This is something... I've never
told to anyone else.
1341 (01:31:37): Yeah, of course.
1342 (01:31:39): Tish...
1343 (01:31:42): is short for "Platisha".
1344 (01:31:45): Platisha?
1345 (01:31:47): Platisha.
1346 (01:31:53): It's good!
1347 (01:31:58): Oh, there's something I should
mention, huh... Platisha.
1348 (01:32:01): And what's that, Boaz?
1349 (01:32:03): Well... you see, with women...
there's never... I mean, I've never...
1350 (01:32:08): Don't try.
1351 (01:32:20): Is that a "yes"?
1352 (01:32:22): Yes, Boaz!
1353 (01:32:58): Dad!
1354 (01:33:03): - We asked you here today... - It's
alright.
1355 (01:33:05): in this most sacred and
beautiful of all places...
1356 (01:33:09): to witness our dedication to
each other.
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1357 (01:33:14): We start our new lives as we

started the last.
1358 (01:33:17): Naked and needing...
1359 (01:33:20): dependant on those we love to
care for us.
1360 (01:33:23): - Hell, yeah! - Congratulations!
1361 (01:33:27): Rock on, man!