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Thisisanhonest,openstoryfromayoungwomanabouther
marriage.Therearesomepowerfultruthsspokenhere,
worthyofnoticeandreflection.Ifyouremarried,haveever
beenmarried,orplanongettingmarriedeventually,thisis
foryou.
FromTickldviaReddit:

MyAhaMomenthappenedbecauseofapackage
ofhamburgermeat.Iaskedmyhusbandtostopby

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thestoretopickupafewthingsfordinner,and
whenhegothome,heploppedthebagonthe
counter.Istartedpullingthingsoutofthebag,and
realizedhedgottenthe70/30hamburgermeat
whichmeansits70%leanand30%fat.
Iasked,Whatsthis?
Hamburgermeat,hereplied,slightlyconfused.
Youdidntgettherightkind,Isaid.

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Ididnt?Herepliedwithhisbrowfurrowed.Was
theresomeotherbrandyouwantedorsomething?
No.Youremissingthepoint,Isaid.Yougotthe
70/30.Ialwaysgetatleastthe80/20.
Helaughed.Oh.Thatsall?IthoughtIdreally
messeduporsomething.
Thatshowitstarted.Ilaunchedintohim.Iberated
himfornotbeingsmarter.Whywouldhenotget

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themorehealthyoption?Didheevenreadthe
labels?WhycantItrusthim?DoIneedtospellout
everylittlethingforhiminminutedetailsohegets
itright?Also,andthethingIwasprobablymost
offendedby,whywasnthemoreobservant?How
couldhenothavenoticedovertheyearswhatI
alwaysget?DoeshenotpayattentiontoanythingI
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do?

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Ashesatthere,bearingthebruntofmyrighteous
indignationandmutteringresponseslike,Inever
noticed,Ireallydontthinkitsthatbigofadeal,
andIllgetitrightnexttime,Isawhisface
graduallytakeonanexpressionthatIdseenonhim
alotinrecentyears.Itwasacombinationof
resignationanddemoralization.Helookedeerily
likeoursondoeswhenhegetschastised.Thats
whenithitme.WhyamIdoingthis?Imnothis
mom.

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Isuddenlyfeltterrible.Andembarrassedfor
myself.Hewasright.Itreallywasntanythingtoget
bentoutofshapeover.AndthereIwasdoingjust
that.Overasillypackageofhamburgermeatthathe
dutifullypickedupfromthegrocerystorejustlikeI
asked.IfIhadspecificrequirements,Ishouldhave
beenclearer.Ididntknowhowtogracefully
extractmyselffromtheconversationwithout
comingacrosslikeIhavesomekindofsplit
personality,soIjustmumbledsomethinglike,
Yeah.Iguesswellmakedowiththis.Imgoingto
startdinner.
Heseemedrelieveditwasoverandheleftthe
kitchen.
AndthenIsatthereandthoughtlongandhard
aboutwhatIdjustdone.AndwhatIdbeendoing
tohimforyears,probably.Thehamburgermeat
moment,asIvecometocallit,certainlywasnt

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thefirsttimeIscoldedhimfornotdoingsomething
thewayIthoughtitshouldbedone.Hewasalways

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2015

puttingsomethingawayinthewrongplace.Or
leavingsomethingout.Orneglectingtodo
somethingaltogether.AndIwasalwaysrightthere
topointitouttohim.
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WhydoIdothat?Howdoesitbenefitmeto
constantlybelittlemyhusband?ThemanthatIve
takenasmypartnerinlife.Thefatherofmy
children.TheguyIwanttohavebymysideasI

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growold.WhydoIdowhatwomenaresooften

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accusedof,andtrytochangethewayhedoesevery
littlething?DoIfeellikeImaccomplishing
something?ClearlynotifIfeelIhavetokeepdoing
it.WhydoIthinkitsreasonabletoexpecthimto
remembereverythingIwantanddoitjustthat
way?Theinstancesinwhichhedoessomething
differently,doesitmeanheswrong?Whendidmy
waybecometheonlyway?Whendiditbecome
okaytoconstantlycorrecthimandlecturehimand

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pointouteverylittlethingIdidntlikeasifhewere

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makingsomekindofmistake?
Andhowdoesitbenefithim?Doesitmakehim
think,Wow!Imsuregladshewastheretosetme
straight?Ihighlydoubtit.Heprobablyfeelslike
Imharpingonhimfornoreasonwhatsoever.And
itImprettysureitmakeshimthinkhisbest
approachinregardstomeistoeitherstopdoing
thingsaroundthehouse,oravoidmealtogether.

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Twocasesinpoint.#1.Irecentlyfoundashardof

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glassonthekitchenfloor.Iaskedhimwhat
happened.Hesaidhebrokeaglassthenightbefore.
WhenIaskedwhyhedidnttellme,hesaid,Ijust
cleaneditupandthrewitawaybecauseIdidnt
wantyoutohaveaconniptionfitoverit.#2.Iwas
takingoutthetrashandfoundapairofbluetube
socksinthebinoutside.Iaskedhimwhathappened
accidentallygotinthewashwithmyjeans.Every

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andwhyhedthrownthemaway.Hesaid,They

toseethemandreinforceyourobviousbeliefthatI
dontknowhowtowashclothesafter35years.

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Soitgottothepointwherehefeltitwasabetter
ideaorjustplaineasiertocoverthingsupthan
admithemadeahumanerror.Whatkindof
environmenthaveIcreatedwherehefeelshesnot
allowedtomakemistakes?

Andletslookattheseoffenses:Abrokenglass.A
pairofbluetubesocks.Bothcommonmistakesthat
anyonecouldhavemade.Buthewasright.
Regardingtheglass,Inotonlypointedouthis

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Ifound,hissadattemptatcleaningitup.Asforthe
socks,eventhoughhedclearlystateditwasan
accident,Igavehimaverballessonaboutmaking
surehepaysmoreattentionwhenhessorting
clothes.Wheneveranyissueslikethisarise,hellsit
thereandtakeitforalittlebit,butalwaysresponds
intheendwithsomethinglike,Iguessitjust
doesntmatterthatmuchtome.

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hasyousoupsetisasmalldetail,oramatterof

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opinion,orapreference,andIdontseewhyyoure
makingitsuchabigdeal.ButfrommyendIcame
tointerpretitovertimethathedidntcareaboutmy
happinessortryingtodothingsthewayIthinkthey
shouldbedone.Icametoviewitlikethisguyjust
doesntgetit.Iamclearlythebrainsofthis
operation.
IstartedthinkingaboutwhatIdobservedwithmy

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friendsrelationships,andthingsmygirlfriends

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wouldcomplainaboutregardingtheirhusbands,
andIrealizedthatIwasntalone.Somehow,too
manywomenhavefallenintothebeliefthatWife
AlwaysKnowsBest.Theresevenaphraseto
reinforceit:Happywife,happylife.Thatdoesnt
leavealotofroomforhisopinions,doesit?

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Itsaneasystereotypetobuyinto.Lookatthe
media.Movies,TV,advertisementstheyreall
filledwithimagesofhaplesshusbandsandclever

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wives.Hecantcook.Hecanttakecareofthekids.

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2015

Ifyousendhimouttogetthreethings,hellcome
backwithtwoandtheyllbothbewrong.Wesee
itagainandagain.
Whatthisconstantnaggingandharpingdoesis
sendamessagetoourhusbandsthatsayswedont
respectyou.Wedontthinkyouresmartenoughto
dothingsright.Weexpectyoutomessup.And
whenyoudo,youllbecalledoutonitswiftlyand
withoutreservation.Giventhiskindofnegative
reinforcementovertime,hefeelslikenothinghe
candoisright(inyoureyes).Ifhesconfidentwith
himselfandwhoheis,hellcometoresentyou.If
hesatallunsureabouthimself,hellstarttobelieve
you,anditbecomesaselffulfillingprophecy.
Neitheroneisadesirable,beneficialoutcometo
you,himorthemarriage.
Didmyhusbanddothesametome?JustasImsure
thereareuntoldnumbersofwomenwhodontever
dothiskindofthingtotheirhusbands,Imsure
therearemenwhodoittotheirwivestoo.ButI
dontthinkofitasatypicalmalecharacteristic.AsI
satandthoughtaboutit,Irealizedmyhusband
didntdisplaythesamebehaviortowardme.Ieven
thoughtaboutsomeofthetimesIreallydidmake
mistakes.ThetimeIbackedintothegateand
scratchedthecar?Heneversaidawordaboutit.
ThetimeIwasmakingdinner,gotdistractedbya
callfrommymom,andburnedittocinders?He
justsaid,Wecanjustorderapizza.ThetimeI
triedtoputthenewpatiofurnituretogetherandleft
hisgoodtoolsoutintherain?Accidentshappen,
washisonlyresponse.

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IshudderedtothinkwhatIwouldhavesaidhadthe
shoebeenontheotherfootandhedmadethose
mistakes.
Soishejustabetterpersonthanme?Whydoesnt
hebitemyheadoffwhenIdontdothingstheway
helikes?Idbeafooltothinkitdoesnthappen.
AndyetIdontrememberhimevercallingmeout
onit.Itdoesntseemhesasintentaschangingthe
wayIdothings.Butwhy?
MaybeIshouldtakewhatshealwayssaidatface
value.Thefactthattheselittlethingsreallydont
matterthatmuchtohimisnotasignthatheslazy,
orthathesincapableoflearning,orthathejust
doesntgiveadamnaboutwhatIwant.Maybeto
him,thesmalldetailsarenotthatimportantinhis
mindandjustifiablyso.Theyrenotthekindsof
thingstostartfightsover.Theyrenotthekindsof
thingsheneedstochangeaboutme.Itcertainly
doesntmakehimdumborinept.Hesjustnotas
concernedwithsomeoftheminutiaasIam.And
itswhyhedoesntfreakoutwhenhesontheother
sideofthefence.
ThebottomlineinallthisisthatIchosethismanas
mypartner.Hesnotmyservant.Hesnotmy
employee.Hesnotmychild.Ididntthinkhewas
stupidwhenImarriedhimotherwiseIwouldnt
have.Hedoesntneedtobereprimandedbyme
becauseIdontlikethewayhedoessomethings.
WhenIgottothatpointmentally,itthenmademe
startthinkingaboutallthegoodthingsabouthim.
Hesintelligent.Hesagoodperson.Hesdevoted.
Hesawesomewiththekids.Andhedoesalways
helparoundthehouse.(Justnotalwaystomy
liking!)Evenmore,notonlydoesherefrainfrom
givingmegriefwhenImakemistakesordothings
differentlythanhim,hesalwaysbeenvery
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agreeabletomywayofdoingthings.Andforthe
mostpart,ifhenoticesIprefertodosomethinga
certainway,hetriestorememberitinthefuture.
Insteadoffocusingonthosewonderfulthings,I
justharpedonthenegative.Andagain,IknowIm
notaloneinthis.
Ifwekeepattemptingtomakeourhusbandsfeel
small,orfoolish,orineptbecausetheyoccasionally
messup(andIusethattermtoalsomeando
thingsdifferentlythanus),theneventuallytheyre
goingtostoptryingtodothings.Orworseyet,
theyllactuallycometobelievethoselabelsaretrue.
Inmycaseitsmyhusbandof12+yearsImtalking
about.Thesamemanwhothanklesslychangedmy
cartireintherain.Theguywhotaughtourkidsto
ridebikes.Thepersonwhostayedwithmeatthe
hospitalallnightwhenmymomwassick.Theman
whohasalwaysworkedhardtomakeadecentliving
andsupporthisfamily.
Heknowshowtochangetheoilinthecar.Hecan
reinstallmycomputersoperatingsystem.Helifts
thingsformethataretooheavyandopensstuckjar
lids.Heshovelsthesidewalk.Hecanputupa
ceilingfan.Hefixesthetoiletwhenitwontstop
running.Icant(ordont)doanyofthosethings.
AndyetIgivehimgriefaboutadishoutofplace.
Hesagoodmanwhodoesalotforme,anddoesnt
deservetobeharassedoverlittlethingsthatreally
dontmatterinthegrandschemeofthings.

Sincemyrevelation,ItrytocatchmyselfwhenI
starttonag.Imnotalways100%consistent,butI
knowIvegottenalotbetter.AndIveseenthatone
littlechangemakeabigimprovementinour
relationship.Thingsseemmorerelaxed.Weseem
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tobegettingalongbetter.Itthinkwereboth
startingtoseeeachothermoreastrustedpartners,
notadversarialopponentsatoddswitheachother
inourdaytodayexistence.Iveevencometo
acceptthatsometimeshiswayofdoingthingsmay
bebetter!
Ittakestwotomakeapartnership.Nooneisalways
rightandnooneisalwayswrong.Andyourenot
alwaysgoingtoseeeyetoeyeoneverylittlething.
Itdoesntmakeyousmarter,orsuperior,ormore
righttopointouteverylittlethinghedoesthatsnot
toyourliking.Ladies,remember,itsjust
hamburgermeat.

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