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The Terrorist's Meth Lab On Sesame Street
The Terrorist's Meth Lab On Sesame Street
The Terrorist's Meth Lab On Sesame Street
Out of breath because Big Bird just chased me six city blocks
I politely decline their solicitations but enjoy their unique interpretations of “Howl”
Not even the homeless homophobic circus clown who keeps on farting
Or even the cross-eyed mime wearing a rainbow afro wig and only one shoe
Her head is revolving like the “Exorcist,” and she’s dressed in a 1920’s purple polka
doted bathing suit
She asks me how I am in Chinese street slang, vomits, and offers me stock tips
She tells me I should run sideways into oncoming traffic shouting korma recipes and
Quickly waves goodbye with a middle finger, dancing the “Running Man” out of the
revolving door
Too-da-loo!
See ya later, alligator!
24 hour news cycles are euphonic in fast moving imagery and perfect alignment
As brief crawls regarding the genocide in Congo pulsate, I try to remote control click
away pedestrians
A commotion soon ensues as Paul Wolfowitz runs down the street on all fours, nude,
disoriented
He barks like a dog and bites random people; ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
ERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
He squeals a profanity laced tirade against the liberal commies that want to take
away his
It’s all about the fire hose enemas, bad coffee, and “Mattlock” reruns
North of Bangkok
West of Sydney
It used to be in Caracas
The last time I went there, I drove home at 90 miles an hour in reverse on the
wrong side of the highway for seven hours straight blasting Celine Dion from my
distorted radio in a constant loop
Walking to the spot, I enter the goofy ghetto sponsored by Bank of America
Pompous posses of gangly gangsta rappers on every street corner have gay sex
While smoking banal blunts rolled up from Florida 2000 butterfly ballots
I ask one named “Betsy Lou,” why the upheaval? Why the evil?
She tells me that their jobs selling cookies have been outsourced
Like a jellyfish,
kicks me in the nuts, struts, and steals my subway ticket and runs away yodeling
CONTRA NATURAM
I finally arrive at the Meth Lab
He belligerently inquires (in a voice that sounds like an angry Black Man), “What,
muthafucka?”
I concur with him and walk inside backwards doing the “Moonwalk”
Inside, Elmo smokes a bong and collects money from a prostitute with three tits
Bert and Ernie watch “Will and Grace,” bake a quiche, and talk shit
Talking about how he’s gonna cut up Big Bird and make fried chicken outta his wife
I ask a psychotic 6 year old girl sorting powder like Scarface if I can see the Terrorist