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Quinzhee Quarterly 09/10:2
Quinzhee Quarterly 09/10:2
Quinzhee Quarterly 09/10:2
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Antoine de Saint-Exupéry,
Pilot/Writer
Wind, Sand and Stars
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To the students of the rec
department who have been
active members of the rec
community, it will be no
surprise to you to hear the name
Lutsel K’e.
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ON
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CREATE
A SOLID
BACKCOUNTRY
RESUME
ZACK KRUZINS
GROW A
MUSTACHE,
YOU IDIOT!
The month is here: It’s no combinations that they could CONNOISSEUR REGENT BUSINESS AFTER EIGHT
longer winter, it’s not quite never be mad or malicious MAN
spring. Now its March; there is again. Since that day, eons ago,
only one question to ask men come together in March
yourself: Why wouldn’t I grow a and harness the pure power of
mustache? the ancient godly bond; women
all over the world take notice “My dad has a mustache, and wax, mullets, frothy pints,
The celebration of Mustache and smile with great delight. my girl friend hates them!” This tobacco pipes, and old timey
March existed long before the Over the past few years the seems to be the popular opinion bicycles. So this March, grow
dawn of time. As legend begins, mustache has fallen out of favor these days, but to all naysayers that mustache and show it off!
ancient gods’ goddesses were with young men who opt for out there I say: You never know what could
angry and spiteful in March more trendy facial accessories Great men wear mustaches; happen when you invoke the
after a long cold winter. To like lip rings, face tattoos, and your dad has a mustache not power of the ancient mustache,
resolve the issue, the gods goofy chin straps. On average, 4 because its old fashion, but even the meanest wench might
banded together by growing out 5 first year students because without it your mom turn into the most beautiful
mustaches of all shapes, sizes surveyed could not identify the would have never noticed him! goddess!
and styles. The goddesses were king of facial fashion. One And think of all the great things
so drawn to the sexual powers other youngster who had heard that go along with mustaches Dan
of the brilliant upper-lip hair of the mustache had this to say, such as lil combs, mustache
BIOPHILIA
VERMICOMPOSTING:
COMPOST INDOORS!
LID VENTS
Vermicomposting is essentially there’s a network of “worm
indoor composting using a breeders” around Thunder Bay
special breed of worm called the happy to set you up
redworm (or red wiggler). It’s a (tbvn.lakeheadu.ca).
cheap, effective way to compost NEWSPAPER
right in your home (or office); 4. When you’re ready to go, put
no backyard required! your worms in the box and give SOIL,
them a bundle of damp,
WORMS
Here’s what you need to know shredded newspaper, and keep
to get started: the lid on (they like the dark). & VEGGIES
BOX
1. The size of your composter How does it work?
and the number of worms (WOOD OR
you’re going to need are directly Feed your worms once a week PLASTIC)
related to the number of people with organic kitchen waste (no FEET
using it. bones, meat or fat. Sorry). (ALLOW AIR
Throw in some crushed egg CIRCULATION
qty. shells to neutralize the pH level.
ppl worms bin size UNDER BOX) VENTS
Feed them in a different corner
each week and you’re golden! UNDERNEATH
1 or 2 1 lbs. 1’ x 1.5’
x 2’ (WITH SCREEN
What about the smell? BACKING)
3 1 lbs. 1’ x 2’ x TRAY
2’ To keep the smell down make (TO CATCH
sure you completely bury your ANY DRAINING
4 to 6 2-3 lbs. 1’ x 2’ x food scraps and cap off the dirt
3.5’ LIQUID)
with a layer of moist newspaper.
WILL O’BRIAN!
His favorite movie is The He once set the record for
Sound of Music eating the most fruit cakes
(you should ask him how
His favorite CD is Van many he ate)
Morrison's "Moondance"
He dreams of swimming in a
He enjoys playing guitar till pool of noodles.
the sun comes up
He makes a mean rice
He would rather snuggle on pudding.
the couch than arm wrestle
He is silent but deadly.
You can find him on the Ladies, watch out for his
rowing machine at the gym or golden locks.
tossing a frisbee in the
hangar Lovely.
DEAR GRAMPA REC,
Well, that there’s an excellent that’s happened to me on one or there. I remember just last week was the Sasquatch coming out
question. For as long as I can two occasions. Speaking of watching a show on the old of his hole. Turns out it was
remember, city folk have always which, it’s that time again. I’ll rabbit ears about some aliens. just a groundhog coming out of
been trying to figure out how to be right back. They seemed friendly enough, hibernation. Well, wouldn’t you
predict spring’s arrival. though that one guy looked a lot know it, the damn fool saw his
Reminds me of the time I was Sorry about that, I should be like John Lithgow. Not sure shadow and took off back into
listening to this new album by good for a bit. Where were we? how I feel about aliens walking his hole. And that’s how I knew
this young buck named Johnny Oh yes! Radio shows. Buck around looking like John that spring would be a while off
Cash. Now, some of you young Rogers is another favourite of Lithgow. All big and tall and yet.
ones with your hippity hoppity mine. Sometimes it gets the possibly mythical like a
may not have heard of Lil’ blood all riled up though, what sasquatch. Anyways, remember to send
Johnny. I mean, I just heard of with all that fancy talk of your questions to me courtesy of
him, and I’m usually pretty hep running around in space. It I remember this one time I that young Bradley Oleander
to what’s happening on the A.M. seems to me that if we were thought I saw a sasquatch. I Farrish, I gotta find my teeth
dial. I just love that Little meant to be in space, we would was hiking along a dirt road, I now, it's crokinole night down at
Orphan Annie weekly show, have been born there. And I think it was in February. Nice the community centre and me
though those of you with think that since none of us were month for a walk if I do say so and Old Man Filipowitsch are
weaker bladders may want to born in space, we shouldn’t myself, though you have to unbeaten this year!
skip it, sometimes it can be a even be trying to imagine that wear your woollies, else Jack
little TOO tense, and if you’re we should be going there. Frost would be nipping where Sincerely,
not running on empty, you may Jack Frost shouldn’t be nipping.
spring a little bit of a leak, if Although I could be wrong Anyways, as I was walking Old Man Rec
you know what I mean. I know about none of us being born along, I noticed what I thought
Zack Kruzins, Natalie Tupper, Jaymie Kugler, Old Man Rec, Bryana Perreaux, Dan Kilburn, Saint-Ex,
Emmalee Agnew, Karina Mora, Free Spirit
This is Karina and Free Spirit. Han
and the Falcon, Amelia and her
Lockheed Electra. Free Spirit has
Contributors:
been dinged, repaired, damaged,
welded, beaten, mended, and has kept
on without complaint. Free Spirit is
faster than your car, tougher than
your dog. Do not insult Free Spirit.
You have been given fair warning.