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City of Miami Beach Compassionate Parks Program
City of Miami Beach Compassionate Parks Program
A few people objected to the informal program instituted by the reform regime,
but they were dissuaded when it was pointed out that many distinguished people
picnic and sleep in Central Park in New York City, the most civilized city in the
world. People are people, and no distinction should be made between someone
with a permanent address and someone without one.
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Food is available at the Lincoln Road Community Church, whose minister said at a
recent meeting that he came to South Beach for the express purpose of feeding
the homeless. Without them, he would be without a job.
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Miami Beach must not be outdone. Mayor Levine, an affluent propagandist and
real estate developer, well known for his compassion, wants to convert the big
parking lot behind the South Beach convention center into a park. He has been
urged to provide ample sleeping areas there for all comers, and to install vending
machines for the provision of food and beverage that can be accessed by qualified
homeless persons with special vending machine cards. Wine, beer, and whiskey
should be provided as well since tourists are allowed to drink on the beach.
Anyone interested in supporting the Miami Beach Compassionate Parks Program
should contact the mayors office.
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