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vol. cxlv, no. 38 | Tuesday, March 23, 2010 | Serving the community daily since 1891

news in brief
A z tec madness U. announces
Spring Weekend 60 staff layoffs
tickets tomorrow
By Alex Bell
Tickets for this year’s Senior Staff Writer
Spring Weekend concerts
featuring Snoop Dogg and The University will lay off approxi-
MGMT will be available mately 60 staff members in June, ad-
Wednesday morning at 8 ministrators announced to employees
a.m. on Brown Student via e-mail message Monday morning.
Agency’s online store at This figure does not include the 139
http://bsa.brown.edu, ac- staff members who have opted for vol-
cording to Abigail Schreiber untary early retirement packages.
’11, Brown Concert Agen- Executive Vice President for Fi-
cy’s hospitality chair. nance and Administration Beppie
Tickets will cost $18 for Huidekoper said in an interview with
each concert for Brown and The Herald shortly after the e-mail
Rhode Island School of De- was sent out that the elimination of
sign students, who will be al- these currently filled positions was
lowed to purchase up to two based on the February report from
Fred Milgrim / Herald
tickets per show. BSA will Shirtless San Diego State alums rallied at the Dunk during last week’s March Madness. See story on page 5.
the Organizational Review Com-
sell 3,000 tickets for each mittee. The committee was tasked
concert on Wednesday. with finding $14 million of savings
Currently, BSA can only
sell tickets up to the capac-
Senate panel endorses pot decriminalization in Brown’s budget for the 2010–11
fiscal year.
ity of Meehan Auditorium. By Mark Raymond accrue to agencies such as the Rhode “People found with small amounts of “As we have stressed throughout
Weather permitting, both Staff Writer Island Department of Corrections marijuana are rarely incarcerated this process, in addition to improv-
concerts will be held on the and the Office of the Public Defender. under the current system.” ing efficiencies while protecting our
Main Green, and BSA will A commission studying marijuana A report published by OpenDoors, a Miron, a supporter of not only academic programs and student life
sell 1,500 more tickets on policy in Rhode Island recommended Rhode Island organization that works decriminalization but full legalization experiences, the plans are focused
April 22, the Thursday be- last week that the state legislature de- on behalf of released convicts, esti- of marijuana, said, “Painting this as on limiting the number of layoffs
fore the concerts. criminalize possession of marijuana mates the change will create $12.7 a panacea for state budgets is a fairy that will become effective on July 1,
Schreiber said she does in small amounts. million in savings for the state. tale.” But, he added, “the burden of 2010 and providing support for those
not expect students to en- The Special Senate Commission But others have projected more proof should be on the government whose jobs are being eliminated,”
counter any problems on to Study the Prohibition of Marijuana, when the government wants to in- Provost David Kertzer ’69 P’95 P’98
BSA’s Web site when pur- which was composed of experts in METRO fringe on what people can do.” and Huidekoper wrote in their e-mail
chasing tickets, despite the relevant fields — including Professor Col. Joseph Moran, Central to employees.
expected high traffic. of Economics Glenn Loury — re- modest savings. Rep. John G. Ed- Falls chief of police and president According to the e-mail, these
Unlike last year, reduced- leased its final report, which outlined wards, D-Tiverton and Portsmouth, of the Rhode Island Police Chiefs’ employees’ severance packages will
price packages will not various benefits of decriminalization told The Herald last month that he Association, also said the current provide four weeks of compensation
be available. According to for the state, earlier this month. The believed decriminalization would system does not result in as many for every year worked at Brown, up
Schreiber this is partly to commission found that decriminaliza- save the state between $250,000 and marijuana-related incarcerations as to 40 weeks. The packages will also
allow for a portion of tick- tion of under an ounce of marijuana $2 million annually. some may think. Moran said he op- provide health coverage during the
ets to be offered at reduced would create “significant” savings for “It would make what is already poses decriminalizing marijuana. severance period.
prices for students who the state through lower administra- close to true de facto,” said commis- “Many of the people in jail for The message emphasized ser-
qualify for financial aid. tive costs and fewer arrests for minor sion member Jeffrey Miron, a senior marijuana are there for violating pro- vices the University will provide to
cases of possession. lecturer in economics at Harvard and the employees whose positions are
— Ana Alvarez The report states savings would the director of undergraduate studies. continued on page 4 being eliminated, including training
programs, career counseling, finan-
cial planning, outplacement support

Volpatti ’10 signed by


and “placement wherever possible in
alternative positions at Brown.”
Though the review committee re-

Vancouver Canucks port recommended the elimination


of certain positions, the University
will also create some new jobs and
By Dan Alexander the Moose will be $200,000. But it merge other existing positions. Some
Sports Editor will increase to $500,000 if he gets positions vacated by retirees will be
called up to the NHL. He will receive refilled. Huidekoper said the train-
The NHL’s Vancouver Canucks half of the $200,000 signing bonus ing programs would not be geared
signed tri-captain Aaron Volpatti ’10 this year and half of it next season. toward obtaining other jobs at Brown,
to a two-year, $400,000 contract with Volpatti — who finished his but the skills employees could learn
a $200,000 signing bonus Monday, senior season Saturday — led the through them would be helpful to
fulfilling Volpatti’s lifelong dream Bears with 17 goals this year, includ- finding future employment. She said
of playing for the team he rooted ing a team-high six power-play and she cannot be certain yet how many
for as a child. three game-winning goals. He also of the 60 terminated employees will
“It’s kind of surreal still,” Volpatti set the Brown record for penalty seek or obtain alternative positions
said. “It will probably sink in tomor- minutes in a season, reaching 115 at Brown.
row when I fly out to Vancouver and minutes on a game misconduct “We want to make sure the individ-
meet everyone and Wednesday night Saturday. uals are fully supported,” Huidekoper
when I’m watching the game with all The signing didn’t come as a told The Herald.
of the general managers.” surprise. Head Coach Brendan Huidekoper said last year’s 31
Volpatti will begin his career with Whittet ’94 predicted it a month terminated employees were offered
the Manitoba Moose, an American and a half ago in an interview with similar outplacement and support
Jonathan Bateman / Herald Hockey League team affiliated with
Aaron Volpatti ’10 is being vetted by the NHL’s Vancouver Canucks. the Canucks. His season salary with continued on page 3 continued on page 3
inside

News.....1–3 Feature, 2 Metro, 5 Opinions, 7


Metro.....4–5
title on the table money madness spring apathy
Editorial.....6
The table tennis team Basketball’s biggest Ethan Tobias ’12 calls to
Opinion.....7
competes for a national month means big bucks students to get out of the
Today........8 title next month for Providence sun and into action

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Page 2 THE BROWN DAILY HERALD Tuesday, March 23, 2010

F eature “You learn if you’re a fighter or not.”


— Jurica Bulovic ’13, member of the table tennis team

From abroad to Andrews, table tennis shows off skills


By Brielle Friedman strong spin that sends the ball flying A taste of professional life every day and every weekend.” the same level.
Contributing Writer over Tan’s reach. It drops softly onto Tarr said the first time he saw Tan The lack of free time was a sacrifice “I’m still in contact with some of
the carpeted floor. Warm-up is over. and Bulovic play he was blown away. Bulovic said he was willing to make to the people that played with me,” he
As students filter into the Rockefeller It’s time to play a match. “They were able to do a lot of looping at play at such an intense and competitive said. Now these players are traveling
Library on a Sunday night and pre- each other without dropping the ball,” level, especially for a sport to which he around the world and earning money,
pare to start the work they’ve put off A well-kept secret a technique he said signals experience. said he feels strong attachment. Bulovic said, but “it’s not like soccer
all weekend, a group of dedicated Unless students wander into the “We had never seen anything like that “You start playing and you have or a different sport. You really can’t
team members convene on the other Olney-Margolies Athletic Center here,” he said. tournaments and then you always have make a living.”
side of campus. The team sets up during the activities fair, they prob- Tan, an international student from higher goals to achieve,” Bulovic said. “I am really happy this is the path
equipment, transforming the dimly ably won’t hear much about the table Singapore, said he started playing table By age 12, he was playing with the best I chose,” Bulovic said. “Playing table
lit Andrews Dining Hall into a suitable tennis club. The team may be one of tennis when he was nine. He played table tennis club in Croatia. tennis for all those years was amazing
table tennis practice room. Over a se- the University’s best-kept secrets. on the Singapore National Youth Team Bulovic said playing a sport at such and an unforgettable experience, but
ries of warm-up drills, excited chatter Not every student organization can and even represented Singapore re- a high level helped him learn a lot about also a lot of sacrifice and hard work.
about the team’s recent accomplish- boast New England Division cham- gionally once. At age 16, Tan stopped himself. “You learn if you’re a fighter Eight years, that was enough.”
ment fills the air — in February, the pionship titles three of the past four playing professionally in order to con- or not, how far are you ready to go to
team claimed the New England Divi- years, nor can most student organi- centrate on his other interests, though achieve some goals, how strong and A worldly sport
sion Table Tennis championship title zations claim members who played he continued playing for fun. Tan said determined you are,” Bulovic wrote It is difficult for the average college
for the second consecutive year. In semi-professionally before coming he started playing again before coming in an e-mail to The Herald. Bulovic student — whose only interaction with
April, they will send five members to to college. to Brown “in anticipation of joining the was named the eighth-best player in a ping pong table usually involves red
Waukesha, Wis., for the National Col- Tan and Bulovic, two first-year team, should there be one.” Croatia for his age group and even Solo cups and spilled beer — to imag-
legiate Table Tennis Tournament. players, have made “the team much Bulovic, who is from Croatia, also earned a bronze medal at one of the ine what an intensely fast-paced game
An orange ping pong ball flies back stronger this year than it’s been, I started playing at age nine. “My fa- international table tennis tournaments table tennis can be. Overall, the sport
and forth between rubber paddles as think, ever,” said Andrew Tarr ’11, the ther bought a table tennis table and held in Croatia. is relatively unknown in the United
the team’s two best players, Yanqiang club’s president. The club’s members we played in the basement,” Bulovic After injuring both of his knees — a States, often regarded as little more
Tan ’13 and Jurica Bulovic ’13, rally. are more actively improving their said. “Then I found out there was a common occurrence among table ten- than a recreational activity.
They back farther and farther away individual skills by trying to add more way I could play in school.” Almost nis players — as well as his shoulder, The table tennis club is mainly
from the edge of the table, hitting the structure to their practices and work- immediately, Bulovic’s school encour- Bulovic began to seriously consider comprised of international students,
ball with a variety of offensive and ing with a coach from the Rhode Is- aged him to join one of the capital city’s taking a break. something Yuan said “just happens
defensive strokes. In table tennis, land Table Tennis Association who several table tennis clubs. “I would see the specialist and go to to be that way.”
there isn’t a lot of time to respond attends the team’s practices three or Soon Bulovic was playing between therapy but the injury would never go “Maybe because ping pong is a
to a shot, so each second matters. four times a semester. six and nine times a week, often prac- completely away,” Bulovic said. Even more organized and respected team
Maintaining focus is essential, and Additionally, the team may try to ticing before school and again after today, he said, these injuries often sport in other countries,” he said.
it’s something Tan and Bulovic are apply for status as a club sport. “It will classes finished. bother him if he plays for an extended Club member Kaijian Gao ’13 is
incredibly good at doing. Despite really depend on how much effort “I didn’t have much time outside of period of time. from China, where table tennis is the
cheers from a group of teammates at people are willing to put in,” Yuan practicing,” Bulovic said. “Whenever I But his education was the biggest national sport. He said he feels like
the next table, the two never break said. Club status will give the team would have free time, I would probably factor in his decision to stop playing table tennis is hardly recognized in
their concentration. better access to University funding study. I mean, if you have tournaments professionally. His parents felt edu- the United States.
Finally Bulovic responds with a and practice spaces on campus. and training every day, you can’t go out cation was more important than his “In China, there’s all this media
potential table tennis career, and en- attention devoted to table tennis,” he
rolled Bulovic in the city’s most rigor- said, comparing it to the way the “U.S.
ous high school, a choice that meant looks at Michael Phelps.”
he could no longer continue to play at Though Bulovic said table tennis
is not as popular in Croatia either, he
said people in Europe are definitely
more familiar with table tennis than
they are in the United States.

continued on page 3

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C ampus N EWS “Nationals is gonna be really weird.”


—Jurica Bulovic ’13, member of the table tennis team

awesome blossoms Competitive table tennis causes a racket


continued from page 2 have any strong expectations, plac- legiate Table Tennis Tournament for
ing somewhere in the top 10 would the past eight years, according to the
Gao stressed the fact that table improve on their performance last team’s Web site. “They have world
tennis is an Olympic sport that is year. “We have really dedicated play- class table tennis players,” Bulovic
very technical and involves “a lot of ers who are willing to give it their all,” said. Texas-Wesleyan even offers
footwork.” He said the game is much Tan said. a table tennis scholarship to attract
more complicated than most people “Nationals is gonna be really players.
imagine. weird,” Bulovic said. He said he’s Princeton is the nation’s other table
heard of four or five colleges that are tennis powerhouse.
Gearing up for Nationals so good that it’s virtually impossible “I’m really looking forward to play-
The team is excited about the na- to compete with them. One of these ing one of the top two schools,” Bulovic
tional tournament later this spring and schools, Texas-Wesleyan University, said, smiling as he adds, “I want to see
though the players agreed they do not has ranked first in the National Col- how good they really are.”

Nick Sinnott-Armstrong / Herald


Volpatti headed home for NHL play in Canada
Numerous bottles turned up around campus on bushes and trees, continued from page 1 Canucks by the start of next season. addition to the team’s recent run in
presumably in protest of bottled beverages. Depending on injuries, he could get the ECAC playoffs — will open doors
The Herald. the call to the NHL by the end of this for his teammates when they try to

U. to support terminated “He’s the type of kid that can


make a living playing hockey — and
season, Volpatti said.
“I’ll probably be at a couple of
play professionally and will also make
Brown more appealing to recruits.

employees in job search


I don’t mean in some lower minors — I camps this summer with them. And But he can’t celebrate much yet.
mean in the National Hockey League,” if that works out well, then I could start When asked what he was going to
Whittet said on Feb. 6. “He’s such a out in Vancouver,” he said. do tonight, Volpatti laughed.
continued from page 1 the next few weeks. good hockey player. And when I stress Volpatti said his Brown teammates “I got to start packing. I’ve got to
“Our goal is to complete this pro- ‘hockey player,’ I mean in all aspects and coaches were “pumped” about leave tomorrow.”
services, but less “in-house train- cess as soon as possible but with as — defensively, you know physicality, the news. He said his success — in He has a job to do.
ing.” Also new this year, employees much care as needed,” Huidekoper you know offensively obviously he’s
with more than 10 years of service said in a press release issued Mon- been chipping in, and he’s a good
will be given additional compensa- day morning. leader.”
tion, but Huidekoper said she could “These are enormously challeng- What did come as a pleasant sur-
not disclose more details on this ing times for our entire community,” prise for Volpatti was that he landed
bonus. Kertzer said in the same statement. with his hometown team after a bid-
According to Huidekoper, the “The economic downturn has forced ding war between eight NHL orga-
layoffs are spread evenly through- the University to review and rethink nizations.
out all 12 areas of the Organizational the way we operate in order to re- But he won’t get to play back home
Review Committee’s focus. She said duce budget deficits while maintain- quite yet. He will probably close out
most employees will be informed of ing academic excellence in teaching the last month of this season with
their terminations in person over and research.” Manitoba but hopes to be with the
Metro
The Brown Daily Herald
“We’re specializing in the European thing.”
— Umberto Sorbo, owner of Liquid Lounge

Tuesday, March 23, 2010 | Page 4

State Sen. Laport advocates


for decriminalizing pot
continued from page 1 alcohol.
“Any substance that has risks
visions of probations,” Moran said. needs to be regulated in one way
“We can all manipulate statistics to or another,” Lewis said. “If we de-
say what we want them to say.” criminalize or ever legalize mari-
Moran, one of two opponents of juana, it will need to be stringently
decriminalization on the commis- regulated.”
sion, claimed that decriminalization Steiner said he believes decrimi-
would not only fail to cure state nalization and even legalization are
budgets but also called marijuana bound to occur. He said the inertia of
CC Chiang / Herald
a “dangerous drug.” state governments will be the factor
The English Cellar Alehouse will feature a selection of European liquors and traditional English dishes. “It can open up the horizon for holding back policy changes.
use of more dangerous drugs,” he “Not only will decriminalization
On this side of the pond, Liquid goes British said.
Mischa Steiner ’10, treasurer of
become a reality, but full legaliza-
tion with taxation is inevitable,”
By CC Chiang knew I had a very old building to begin pean thing,” Sorbo said. the national board of directors of Steiner said. “It is just a matter of
Contributing Writer with,” Sorbo said, “so I wanted to make To Sorbo, opening a pub in the Students for Sensible Drug Policy how quickly the state government
this as authentic as possible.” midst of a slow economic recovery is a and former president of the Brown can move.”
After 13 years, Liquid Lounge will be According to Sorbo, the main at- calculated risk. “In general, the market chapter, praised the commission’s “My guess is that within a year
closing its doors for good. On April traction of the English Cellar Alehouse is doing pretty well with pubs that decision. or two, marijuana will be decriminal-
1, the English Cellar Alehouse will will be its extensive liquor selection, are not overpriced,” he said. “High- “It doesn’t make sense economi- ized in Rhode Island,” Lewis said.
open in its place under the same own- English cuisine and a wide range of end restaurants are the market that cally, socially or politically for mari- Despite the growing sense of
ership. games and entertainment. is getting hit hardest in this economy, juana to be criminalized,” Steiner inevitability, Moran believes that
According to owner Umberto “We’re going to have a lot of craft but an appetizer and beer for $10 will said. “Officers are spending their not much will change if and when
Sorbo, who also operates bars in Cr- beers, such as Dog Fish,” Sorbo said. always do well.” time arresting people for marijuana marijuana is decriminalized in small
anston and Fort Lauderdale, Fla., the The Alehouse will feature over 180 Sorbo considers the Alehouse’s lo- possession when they could be deal- amounts.
decision to close down Liquid Lounge varieties of liquor, with an emphasis cation in the heart of Brown’s campus ing with far more serious crimes.” “We’re still going to have to seize
was partly due to its age. “It’s ran its on European and English brands. The to be a competitive advantage. “We’re David Lewis, professor emeritus the drugs and file reports,” Moran
course after 13 years and it needed lunch and dinner menus will include going to get college and graduate stu- of community health and medicine said. “It’s still going to take lots of
renovations and a facelift,” he said. English dishes such as shepherd’s dents, as well as local professionals,” at Brown, said both sides exaggerate time and energy, and I don’t see a
Sorbo also revealed that “business pie and fish and chips. Sorbo also said he said. “There are Brown students their cases, but he still believes mari- windfall of money coming into the
has decreased over the last couple of the Alehouse will organize a Cellar from across the world, and they make juana should be decriminalized. state as a result of this policy.”
years due to the economy.” Dweller Beer Club that offers tiered the neighborhood very cultural.” “Proponents of legalization or de- But Steiner said he believes sig-
“But you have to remember as well prizes to aficionados who sample more “I appreciate the quality and criminalization oftentimes overlook nificant change is within sight.
that the Liquid Lounge was more of a than 25 brands of foreign beers. uniqueness of the East Side,” Sorbo some of the health risks of mari- “Support for marijuana legaliza-
watering hole. Once you have food, it A section of the pub is dedicated said. juana, while opponents oftentimes tion in our generation is extremely
rounds off the whole business well,” to billiards and darts with weekly Theo Spiridis, manager of Spats, exaggerate the risks,” Lewis said. high and it continues to grow across
he added. league competitions. Televisions will Viva and Paragon, welcomed the new But he added that marijuana the entire population,” Steiner said.
The Alehouse, modeled after a clas- broadcast the Soccer Network and competition. “The more people in the should still be treated as a poten- “I think that once a state fully legal-
sic English pub, features brick walls the Rugby Network. tially dangerous substance, though izes marijuana, it will be a major
and a replica red telephone booth. “I “We’re specializing in the Euro- continued on page 5 it is less harmful than tobacco and turning point.”
Page 5 THE BROWN DAILY HERALD Tuesday, March 23, 2010

M etro “Working an NCAA basketball tournament is a thrill.”


— Chris Humm, director of sports information at Brown

Upset City: Providence Madness means money for Providence


hosts bracket busters By Fred Milgrim
Sports Staff Writer
By Fred Milgrim
In case you missed
Sports Staff Writer The white tents plastered in Guin-
it, here’s a quick ness, Coors Light and WBRU post-
March Madness in Providence. It recap of the action ers and droves of out-of-town buses
doesn’t get any better than the first and down the hill: at the Dunkin’ Donuts Center last
second rounds of college basketball’s The action tipped off week did not only indicate the kick-
unique playoff system. And the Dunkin’ early Thursday afternoon, off of basketball’s best month of
Donuts Center was home to some of with No. 2 seed Villanova be- the year, it also meant big bucks
the most thrilling games and notable ing tested by a tough Robert for the state’s struggling economy.
upsets so far this tournament. Morris team — there was Providence College’s basketball
some questionable officiat- arena was rocking for three days
SPORTS ing toward the end of regula- while local businesses were raking
tion, which allowed ’Nova to in tourists’ dollars.
The upstart town was pulling for send the game to OT, when College basketball fans from
the upstart teams. The crowd erupted they were able to pull ahead. New England swarmed to Provi-
every time the underdog, the Ohio No. 10 seed Saint Mary’s dence for the NCAA March Mad-
Bobcats, made one of their many cir- then took down the No. 7 ness basketball tournament. The
cus shot three-pointers. Robert Morris Richmond Spiders. Dunk was sold out for all six games,
and Saint Mary’s also felt the local In the night action, a and the sports bars in the surround-
energy as they tried to dethrone the lightning quick Ohio team ing area packed their tables, accord-
Villanova Wildcats. ’Nova barely sur- seeded No. 14 in the region ing to Fred Goodwin, the owner
vived an OT thriller in the first game, ran circles around the larger of Bravo Brasserie on Empire Fred Milgrim / Herald
but lost in the second. (and heavily favored) No. 3 Street. Fans swarmed to the Dunkin’ Donuts Center for NCAA March Madness
Each squad brought its share of Georgetown team. Even Fans pouring in from the rest basketball games, bringing a boost to the Rhode Island economy.
wacky fans, who provided their teams when the Bobcats missed, of the country — including San Di-
with a spark of energy. The San Diego they managed to pull down ego, Tennessee and Ohio — were oiled machine,” he said. Brown’s planned expansion forced
State posse had some of the wildest, an offensive rebound. Short- expected to bring the real boost, He expects that the tournament it out of the neighborhood. Cicilline
almost pushing their underdog Aztecs ly thereafter, in a much clos- however. will provide immediate profit for intervened to secure new office
to an upset of Tennessee. Four alums er game, Tennessee held off According to Martha Sheridan, Providence, as well as paying divi- space for the Big East elsewhere
decided to make the trip together — San Diego State. But by the president of the Providence/War- dends through the spring and sum- in the city, Southern said.
two from New York and two from second game, many of the wick Convention and Visitors Bu- mer tourist seasons. “The amount One avid University of Ten-
California. They said they barely fans from the Georgetown- reau, conservative estimates predict of exposure we get — not only from nessee fan, Trey White, wearing
had enough cash for the trip, but the Ohio game had left to party about $3 million in direct spending. the universities coming here, but orange-and-white checkered golf
shirtless quartet, who sported colorful downtown, or cry in their ho- This figure is based on hotel res- also when the national television pants, displayed enthusiasm for
wigs as accessories and had “SDSU” tel room. ervations and restaurant patterns, audience sees cuts of Providence his team in the Dunk on Thursday
painted across their chests, made it On Saturday, another Big but she said this number is modest — it’s a great vehicle for people to night. He checked into the Provi-
well worth it as their spirit was visible East team fell, when Saint in comparison to estimated figures know that we’re a regional destina- dence Crowne Plaza Hotel on the
from around the arena. Mary’s dispatched of Vil- from other host cities. The city of tion as well,” he said. previous Tuesday, dined out around
With Providence College running lanova. Afterwards, Ohio’s Providence secured this year’s The Convention and Visitors the city and was planning to visit
the event on behalf of the NCAA, the improbable dream of the event in 2006 and Sheridan began Bureau worked closely with the Newport the next day.
school asked media relations profes- sweet sixteen ended at the planning for it in September. office of Mayor David Cicilline ’83 Since his Vols won, White
sionals in the Providence area to volun- hands of the Tennessee Vol- There were 10 official hotels to ensure that things ran smoothly planned to stay through their sec-
teer to run the two days of basketball. unteers. in the downtown area sponsoring and to plan for a special Slam Dunk ond game on Saturday before re-
Brown’s Director of Sports Informa- —Fred Milgrim the event, eight of which hosted WaterFire, held Friday night. turning home or moving on to root
tion Chris Humm, along with Lindsey individual teams and their traveling The WaterFire event was espe- for his team in the next city.
Maurer, assistant sports information we really competed for an extended fans, she said. cially important to Cicilline, accord- White was not the only fan plan-
director, and Isaac Goodling, sports in- period of time and had a chance,” “When they arrived Tuesday ing to his press secretary, Karen ning to enjoy the rest of the state
formation coordinator, volunteered. he said. “Cornell is a sweet sixteen night, each team was greeted with a Southern. He spent most of the during his visit. One large contin-
Humm was the moderator for all of team, which speaks volumes about chocolate cake and Autocrat coffee night walking around, introducing gent of Tennessee fans planned an
the press conferences, while Goodling our league.” syrup,” Sheridan said, providing a himself to visitors and talking about excursion to Narragansett, and a
and Maurer helped in photo support. Tri-captain Peter Sullivan ’11 has little taste of Lil’ Rhody’s finest. Visi- their stay in his city, she said. group from Villanova University
“It’s tiring,” Humm said, “but for those been watching the games and also tors’ tables and information centers The event came “during a time was planning a trip to Newport,
of us in the athletic communications was happy to see Brown’s Ivy League also gave fans recommendations that’s typically slow economically,” Sheridan said.
profession, working an NCAA basket- opponent enjoying success. It “is great for sites to visit and explore around Southern said, “right before tourist Inside the arena, one local said,
ball tournament is a thrill.” for the Ivy League because of all the Providence. season.” “This is way more packed than a PC
Even some of Brown’s players were positive publicity they have received, Reservations at the local hotels Cicilline also recently secured a game. PC security is a joke com-
able to attend the action last week. and they have been really fun to watch, began to pick up after the tourna- 10-year contract with the Big East, pared to this.”
Tri-captain Adrian Williams ’11 said he especially because we have played ment teams were announced the a collegiate athletic conference that An attendant at a fried dough
knows two players on the University them so many times,” he said. “I hope Sunday prior, said Patrick Jordan, includes Providence College. The stand inside said, “This is probably
of Richmond team and was able to get they continue to be successful, and I general manager of Hotel Provi- conference was headquartered in the most crowded event we’ve ever
tickets through them. will be rooting for them the rest of the dence. “The city looks like a well- Providence’s Jewelry District until had.”
“There is really nothing like the tournament.”
atmosphere of college basketball, Both Williams and Sullivan are
especially during March Madness,” unofficially bracket-busted. Each
Williams said. thought Kansas would win the Na-
He felt Brown’s squad could hang tional Championship. “The tourna-
with some of the tournament teams, ment definitely isn’t turning out how I
especially after watching Cornell’s run. thought it would,” Williams said. “But
“Both of our Cornell games, we felt like does it ever?”

Liquid gets a little British


continued from page 4 if it’s an actual English experience,”
said Chris Catoya ’13.
area, the more customers we have,” An English pub “sounds awesome,”
he said. “There’s enough business for said Adrik Mcllroy ’11. “There’s no
everybody.” English food around here, like fish
“Business is good in Providence,” and chips, so it’d be great if they have
said Sarah Chase, manager of Abe’s. that.”a
At present, there are no plans to Mcllroy did not express dismay
offer exclusive discounts to members over the closing of Liquid Lounge.
of the Brown community. “You mean that shady place under
At least two Brown students were the Vietnamese restaurant?” Mcllroy
receptive to Sorbo’s concept. “I’ll go asked of the soon-to-be defunct bar.
Editorial & Letters
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l e t t e r to t h e e d i to r

Hipsters’ attire is
scrupulously selected
To the Editor: other sort of sartorial individuality.
Many may wear a standard jeans and
While I was amused by the vague- tee, but is this not just as conform-
ly Swiftian whimsy and diction of the ist as an ensemble suit in an earlier
quixotic Sean Quigley’s ’10 recent era? Nay, I prefer to save my dap-
opinion column (“Appropriate for perness for the occasions when they
the occasion,” March 17), I am a bit matter most, making it all the more
concerned for his welfare. He seems contrastive. So what, precisely, did I
to be in a mild existential crisis, a take away from all this cockpuffery?
modern-day Sartre Resartus stuck To wit: with petty topics come pithy
in a fin-de-siecle Zeitgeist. Ironically aphorisms.
for a Brown student, he ignores the
massive hipster subculture, which Guy Tabachnik ’13
focuses heavily on clothing and any March 19

erik stayton and evan donahue

e d i to r i a l

Oh the agony
As Professor of History Ken Sacks told The Herald give students the tools to analyze real data. Data-oriented
last week, writing a senior thesis “is agony.” Indeed, in departments should require thesis writers to take a
some departments a stunning one-third of students who more rigorous statistics class before senior year. In
begin the process drop out. The Herald’s recent report departments where concentrators can choose from
on thesis attrition should signal to all departments that several courses to fulfill the statistics requirement,
they might want to take another look at how they’re advisors should be clear early on about which course
preparing students for the thesis-writing process. is a prerequisite for writing a thesis.
Most students sign up to write a thesis without All departments should also make more of an ef-
knowing what to expect. This is particularly true in fort to introduce students to the thesis-writing process
data-oriented fields. In the Department of Economics, before they embark on their research. Thesis classes
most students who dropped their theses this year did so for seniors provide morale-boosting camaraderie and
t h e b r o w n d a i ly h e r a l d because they discovered they did not have the statistics some guidance during the research and writing phases,
Editor-in-Chief Managing Editor Deputy Managing Editors Senior Editors skills necessary for data analysis. In one particularly but much of this comes too late. Students should know
George Miller Chaz Kelsh Sophia Li Ellen Cushing awkward case, a biology concentrator told The Herald what they’re getting into before they even pick a research
Seth Motel
Emmy Liss
Joanna Wohlmuth
that she dropped her thesis because she realized — only focus. A thorough understanding of what goes into aca-
editorial Business
after completing her research — that she would need to demic research in a given field will help students decide
Anne Speyer Arts & Culture Editor General Managers Office Manager learn both computer programming and computational whether they want to pursue a thesis. An introduction
Suzannah Weiss Arts & Culture Editor Claire Kiely Shawn Reilly biology in order to run the numbers. to research methods and current research themes
Brian Mastroianni Features Editor Katie Koh
Hannah Moser Features Editor Students have an obligation to prepare themselves will also help students come up with viable topics for
Directors
Brigitta Greene Metro Editor Kelly Wess Sales for some aspects of the thesis process. They must come undergraduate projects.
Ben Schreckinger Metro Editor Matthew Burrows Finance
up with an interesting and relevant topic and be ready A number of concentrations, such as development
Sydney Ember News Editor Margaret Watson Client Relations
Nicole Friedman News Editor Christiana Stephenson Alumni Relations for laborious research, tight deadlines and long hours in studies and environmental studies, offer a thesis prepara-
Dan Alexander Sports Editor the library. But the University has an obligation to give tion class for juniors. Other departments should do the
Managers
Zack Bahr Asst. Sports Editor
Andrew Braca Asst. Sports Editor Arjun Vaidya Local Sales students the tools they need to complete their research. same. And the Department of History, which will make
Marco deLeon National Sales
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It is counterproductive to usher students through the its junior thesis class optional next year, should make
Jared Davis University Sales thesis-writing process when they do not have the skills sure students who do not enroll still begin the thesis-
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Production Opinions of the thesis process simply by clarifying statistics re- sticking it out, spring break is only four days away.
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Spring into action


groups always seem ready with a cause and “absolutely not be an option.” She specifically to things like athletics, the folks who attend
a petition. The Herald’s pages are generally did not rule out any tuition increases and in- the Faculty Club — whoever they are — are
ETHAN TOBIAS filled with the voices of many passionate and stead left herself leeway in the interpretation getting a big break. The ORC recommended
opinionated students. Where did all these of what constitutes a “large” tuition increase. that the Faculty Club receive over $200,000
Opinions Columnist people go when the President of the University I understand that Brown doesn’t come cheap, despite the fact that the Faculty Club operates
set aside a full hour and a half to speak directly but this reach into our already turned-out at a deficit. Surely, there are better ways to
to the Brown community? pockets should at least get students excited spend this money.
There appears to be a disconnect between enough to turn out to hear why this is hap- At the same time, we need to make our
Where was everyone? Last Thursday, after the zeal on campus for these many causes pening. values known as the University has to make
what has been, in her own words, “an ex- and the general apathy of the student body. Therefore, it is time to demand full ac- tough choices. At the address, Simmons
ceedingly difficult year for the Brown com- While many students have their own pet is- countability from ourselves and from our mentioned the great debate about athletics
munity,” President Ruth Simmons delivered sues, they missed an excellent opportunity to school. Simmons said that the funds for the at Brown – whether it is better to spread the
the first State of Brown address in four years funding over more teams or field fewer teams
to a mostly empty Salomon 101. To make mat- and fund them more. I would be very curious
ters worse, those few students who showed up While many students have their own pet issues, what a poll of students — especially athletes
started trickling out from the very beginning, — would turn up. Sadly, the University is not
with the floodgates finally unleashed during they missed an excellent opportunity to express conducting such a poll, and the students are
the question and answer session. By the end, not rising up to voice their opinions.
hardly anyone was left. themselves. It is time that students shed this I think that a shift in attitude is in order. I
It seemed that nobody wanted to be there. indifference, put down the Frisbee and start know that students are extremely passionate
At times, even Simmons could be seen check- about various issues — why not this? Indiffer-
ing her watch or inquiring about the time. caring. ence is not an option when your money and
Spring fever had arrived and the entire values are at stake. The warm weather will be
University forgot about 2010’s major issues around for the rest of this semester, but the
and changes. As Undergraduate Council of express themselves. It is time that students new construction were contributed specifically chance to voice your opinion directly to the
Students President Clay Wertheimer ’10 ex- shed this indifference, put down the Frisbee for those projects and could not be used else- University President is gone. Hopefully, you
plained, they just couldn’t compete with the and start caring. where. We should demand to see the books won’t have to wait another four years before
beautiful spring weather. Let’s be clear: The University is raising and ensure for ourselves that more flexible an opportunity like that arises again.
How could it be that spring just happens to tuition by a comparatively large margin dur- funds did not go into those projects. More
come along and cause such bad amnesia? How ing the worst economic crisis in decades. importantly, we should insist that those in de-
quickly everyone forgot about that $740million However, these tuition hikes will not even be velopment do their best to obtain open-ended
hole in the endowment or that charming 4.5 enough to plug the budget gap. donations that can go straight into lowering
percent tuition hike. Where were the faculty The University is at the same time seeking tuition and providing financial aid. Ethan Tobias ’12 feels very passionate
and staff who had their salaries frozen or their budget cuts and cost savings measures. Sim- A quick glance at the Organizational Re- that other students should feel very
friends and co-workers laid off? mons chose her words very carefully when she view Committee Report should inspire some passionate. He can be reached at ethan_
Ever ywhere I go on campus, student promised that large tuition increases would outrage. While many students are seeing cuts tobias@brown.edu.

Stop promoting pseudoscience


offers a million-dollar prize to anyone who can some word. If you blindfold the participants, sells these devices, is making improvements:
DAVID demonstrate a paranormal or supernatural the Ouija board no longer works. Without see- “We have been dealing with doubters for ten
SHEFFIELD ability under proper observing conditions. ing the board, the participants can no longer years. One of the problems we have is that
Randi has offered the prize since the 1960s — unconsciously move the planchette to the the machine does look a little primitive. We
Opinions Columnist originally at only one thousand dollars — and correct locations. are working on a new model that has flash-
no one has claimed the money yet. The Foun- The same thing happens in dowsing. If a ing lights.” They might not stop bombs, but
dation has tested psychics, astrologers, and dowser knows that there is a water pipe run- at least they’ll look cool. You’ll be pleased to
Over the weekend, the Haitian Students As- breatharians among others (look up breathar- ning along the street, the rods will cross to know that McCormick was arrested for fraud
sociation held an event for dowsers. It had ians, they’re hilarious). However, dowsers indicate the presence of water as the dowser in January.
two purposes. The first was to raise money are by far the most common applicants. Still, passes the spot. If, however, the dowser has no These devices are also used in the United
for water filtration systems in Haiti. The sec- after all this time, not even one has passed the knowledge of where the pipe is, he or she will States by law enforcement. Because they do
ond was to provide classes on dowsing (also preliminary test. If dowsers want to help Haiti, be no more successful than random chance. not actually detect explosives — instead rely-
known as divining or water witching). Playing they should win Randi’s million-dollar prize The dowser might as well have walked to ing on the user’s biases — they are perfect for
with dowsing rods on Pembroke Green is one disguising otherwise-unacceptable profiling.
thing, but doing it in Haiti and other countries All the user needs to do is consciously or
with problematic water supplies is another. unconsciously move his or her wrist slightly
Dowsing has repeatedly been shown to not and the device will flag someone the officer
work, and it should not be used in disaster If dowsers want to help Haiti, they should win thinks is suspicious.
areas where it has the potential to impede Randi’s million-dollar prize with their paranormal Pseudoscience is not harmless fun. No
efforts that could actually help people. It’s fine matter whether you have good intentions like
for a group to raise money for water filters, abilities and donate it toward clean drinking the dowsers at last weekend’s event or ques-
but they should not give implicit support to tionable ones like McCormick, dowsers are
pseudoscientific practices along the way. water. all operating in a world divorced from reality.
For those of you not familiar with dows- The Haitian Students Association should have
ing, users claim that they can find water or just stuck to raising money for the water filters.
pretty much anything else (gold, oil, etc.) with They should not be lending any credibility to
what’s called a dowsing rod. At one point or with their paranormal abilities and donate it an arbitrary spot and proclaimed that water demonstrably false claims, and they should not
another, you have probably seen a depiction in toward clean drinking water. lies below. be tacitly encouraging dowsing in a disaster
popular culture of someone using a traditional If dowsing doesn’t work, then what is re- The most disturbing application of dowsing zone. Instead, the dowsers should have been
Y-shaped branch to look for underground ally happening? Dowsers move their rods is the detection of explosives and weapons. told that if they really want to help Haiti, they
water. Dowsers now use anything from bent through the ideomotor effect, a phenomenon The Iraqi government has bought thousands should stick to effective efforts only.
coat hangers to pendulums. where people make unconscious movements. of glorified dowsing rod devices for tens of
The problem is that dowsing does not work. The most familiar example of this is the Ouija thousands of dollars each. They use them at se-
When subjected to scientific scrutiny, dowsers board. It would appear that the planchette, a curity checkpoints in an attempt to stop bomb-
are unable to divine the location of objects small wooden pointer, mysteriously moves ers from reaching their target. Unfortunately David Sheffield ’11 is a math-physics
hidden from their view. They are unable to around the board, spelling out words and for the ensuing victims, dowsing rods detect concentrator, whose subconscious
find where to dig for wells unless they already answering questions. In reality, people are bombs no better than they detect water. refused to move the dowsing rods for
know where the water is. unconsciously pulling and pushing the indica- But have no fear. Jim McCormick told him on Saturday. He can be contacted at
The James Randi Educational Foundation tor to the letter they want in order to spell out the London Times that his company, which david_sheffield@brown.edu
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Carrots with Lemon and Dill Vegetable Stir Fry, Sauteed Zucchini
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