Hasty Pudding Theatricals Band Application

Name: Liz Kantor

Nickname: P sure Liz is already a nickname
Name of Favorite Porn Star :Tom Wanks
E-Mail: eterrykantor@college.harvard.edu
Digits (914) 357-0607
Room #: Dunster W305A
Your least favorite roommate: Hunter Merryman, Mars He, Ben
Sorscher
Primary Instrument: The ole ivories
Years Experience: 16
Any Other Instruments You Can Play (w/ years experience):
crash cymbals, vibraslap, and one time a fire bell we took off the
wall to play in the pit of Curtains
Favorite Band: Why, The Hasty Pudding Theatricals Band, of
course!! (Actually, Hey Marseilles)
Favorite Band when trying to sound like an enlightened
musician/music snob: Well I wouldnt really call them a band as
much as an experimental music collective, but I would say
Sergeant Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
Favorite Im a Basic Bitch Band: Does Beyonc count as a
band?
What else do you do on campus?: HRDC, HRMDC, Medical
Humanities Forum, CityStep, general jammzzzz
How often do you drink?: With great frequency
Drink of Choice: Margs all the way (bonus points if its a frozen
pomegranate marg)
Favorite Drinking Game: Slap Cup
Duration of Your Longest Keg Stand: Sad to say no one actually
counted, but it was nonetheless pretty dope
Nickelodeon Character who you would most like to do: 100%
Danny Phantom
What is your stance on pornography?: Suggestive side eye
emoji
Say that this pornography features children. Not child
pornography, but theres just some non-sex scene with, like,
people walking through a park and theres a kid in the

background. What is your stance on pornography now,

sicko?: Regular side eye emoji
Which celebrities do you think should be this years Man
and Woman of the Year?: Jason Bateman, Tina Fey
Would you be willing to tour during Spring Break in New
York and Bermuda?: Yaaas

Are you willing to commit to the run (4 weeks, Shows on

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, 2 on Saturday,
Sunday Matinee)?: Yaaass
Have you ever ridden a moped?: Nope
Have you ever played in a pit band naked?: Not yet ;)
Something we may not know about you: I know all the words
to We Didnt Start the Fire
Something we dont want to know about you: Bye, Bye, Bye
is in my most played songs on iTunes
Ever killed a man?: I plead the fifth
Ever killed a man in drag?: I plead the fifth
Student organization you hate the most and why: The
Actuarial Society. Literally what the fuck guys
Dirtiest sexual act you know involving the name of your
instrument: PianoBang uncreative name, but fun timez all
around
Mango or Strawberry?: Mango
Favorite M. Night Shyamalan movie: No
Social Security Number and/or ATM pin code: password12345

Figure One displays a picture

of Liz Kantor as the Keystone
Queen of the night at the SAE
House in mid July.

Figure One