Narrator: NOOOOOOOOOO

Mobile L.: Rip

Wow, uh
Genocide in Undertale is fucked, yo
Azureberry J.: Noooooo mobile you're not!
Space (GM): i have paved the way for a new world
Mobile L.: Chillax, I haven't played it and I already got late-game spoiled :P
Clean and pure
Fawkes M. (GM): I haven't played it and I already know about =)
Mobile L.: Toby "Radiation" Fox is both a genius and kinda fucked in the head
Fawkes M. (GM): Why thank you
Mobile L.: Le gasp
Also https://www.scribd.com/doc/288167377/Hollow-Night-Archive-1
Relink because the old link is dead, long live the link
Fawkes M. (GM): FREEEEE
Space (GM): you know how roll20s have discussion threads
that we only ever use for shitposting
make one for archival
Mobile L.: A capital idea, old bean
https://app.roll20.net/forum/post/2584395/a-hollow-archive/?pageforid=2584395#po
st-2584395
Space (GM): good
Punther: SAMDEI, LOAVE WILL FINE YEW
BREKH DOSE, CHEINS WHET BIND YEW
Mobile L.: Franz Glazkov: Woah!...Heh. Gunth is.... get lucky?
http://38.media.tumblr.com/4a31f8d24c0ae78c0272f09d78172af0/tumblr_inline_naoj5h
rail1rxlnr7.png
Space (GM): oh my god
Mobile L.: This goddamn intro gives me chills
frrrrrugh I need to play that damn dirty game
After my bros are done wivvit
Space (GM): do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Azureberry J.: I really like this song but ASGORE is probably my fave boss song.
Space (GM): me too
tbh
all the boss songs really
communicate rrally well
the emotions of that fight
Mobile L.: Yus
Azureberry J.: They do jesus.
Mobile L.: Stanislav Glazkov pats him firmly on the shoulderStanislav Glazkov: I
S NO LOSS.MINE ARE DEAD ALSO.
wow stan
Azureberry J.: Flowey's was fucked and creepy, and a little sad.
Space (GM): toriel's was super fitting
Mobile L.: Stanislav Glazkov: HA! NO, NO. IS FINE, IS OKAY. AS SAID IN RUSSIA,
"WERE JUST DEAD MEAT ANYWAYS!"
see this is why I saved that archive
Azureberry J.: ASGORE's was like. "I don't wanna do this but I have to.".
Also I have soemthing of a theory about ASGORE.
Space (GM): gimme
@mobile: c:
Azureberry J.: You were the first Human Asgore actually killed. The rest died at
the various places you can get equipment.
Space (GM): that sounds about right, i think
i dont think hed like pawn their stuff off to shopkeeps
Azureberry J.: I also say this because when Flowey use attacks with the spefic h
uman souls its the equipment you can use.
Bandages. Knives, Frying pans.Notebooks etc.
Mobile L.: Yo, I think I'm gonna sleep now, y'awll

Space (GM): hgud nite

Mobile L.: G'night
Azureberry J.: Night.
I think I'm gonna head off too. Seeya on the flip flop.
Space (GM): fare whell
Fawkes M. (GM): Is this a Mobile I see before me?
Mac D.: WHO
Space (GM): oh damn
already they are arrived
Mobile L.: HM HM HM HM HM... I'VE BEEN WAYTING FOR YEW... FRENDS
Mac D.: boyo
Space (GM): i slowly begint o muster the troops
Mobile L.: Grab the peoples
I'm gonna do another Hollow Games
Space (GM): good
Mobile L.: Mit custom events
Space (GM): hey duff
Mac D.: ya
Space (GM): what'd you think of the film battle royale
Mac D.: oh i missed most of it
Space (GM): awfully convenient...
Mac D.: well you see space
i didn't wanna multitask
Space (GM): death will come
Mobile L.: yo yo yo
Mac D.: eyyy
MrEForEccentric: Ya yo ya yo yo ho
Mac D.: any word from jam
Space (GM): i didnt grab him just yet
waiting for fox to alive first
Mac D.: how alive is fox
Niels Bohr kneecaps Monji before the competition starts
Space (GM): tsubasa is dead
Niels Bohr: im the one who knocks
MrEForEccentric: rip
Space (GM): fox is fairly alive
is jam alive
Charlotte Watson: I ded
Mac D.: mobile also ded
Niels Bohr gets shot many times with a full auto gun
Niels Bohr stands up
MrEForEccentric: The music is out of sync horribly
Niels Bohr eats a cookie
MrEForEccentric: Are there two songs playing at once
Niels Bohr: no
i refreshed
Space (GM): refrash
Niels Bohr: it fixed it
MrEForEccentric: ok it fixed it
Niels Bohr: what intro gave mobile chills last night, was it HD + STW
i'm reading the convos that just happened, for reference
you could hav just said
yes
jorge grasps hsi turrent
i bet he does
Niels Bohr: what is inspector gadget doing here

Space (GM): yeah

what's insprector gadged doing ther,e duff
Derby McGraw: who me
Niels Bohr: yes you
Derby McGraw: I'll have you know I'm commentator for this historic event!
And tonight my color commentator is Mister Raiga Fujimura!
Niels Bohr: raiga fujimure looks like what i thought he would
aybe a little less zouken-ish
Raiga Fujimura: I'm funding this, you dope!
Raiga Fujimura hits Derby with his cane
Space (GM): jam came without me having to ask
unlike some people here
Fawkes M. (GM): Lewd
Space (GM): B)
Niels Bohr: i was doing work
Space (GM): thats true
Niels Bohr: i got hit with a rake today
not the end bit, but the metal pole part
Space (GM): ow
what happened?
Niels Bohr: long story involving rocks
and a dog shit
are we going to go now
or just sit around
Space (GM): we need mobile
Niels Bohr: watching the universe fade into oblivion
for the rest of eternity
Derby McGraw: mobile vanished into the ether we must wait for her
Niels Bohr: no she's making anoter hungry games thing
you ignorant bastards, learn to read
Space (GM): no you see she's not here
Azureberry J.: Am here.
Niels Bohr: it says she's here
MrEForEccentric: Yeah she isn't here on my screen
Space (GM): she's not here on my screen
Niels Bohr: refresh
Azureberry J.: Mobile if you can hear me give me a sign!
Space (GM): yeah she's still not showing up
MrEForEccentric: Tsubasa is expertly hidden
Damn
Mac D.: she might have had something happen to her computer
i'm sure if we wait a bit she'll come bac
Space (GM): yes
Azureberry J.: Tsubasa stop chewing the scenery.
MrEForEccentric: She OD'd on growth hormones and became a giant
Fawkes M. (GM): Too many super mushrooms
Mobile L.: hoof, just a few moments if you kindly please
Space (GM): she live
Mobile L.: Had to go eat Icy's b-day cake, and now I'd best do the dishes right
quick
Will y'all be alright?
Asumu Mizono: hOi!
Fawkes M. (GM): Ooh, happy birthday to her
Niels Bohr: happy birthday tell her
Space (GM): take your time, theres no rush
yes
Mobile L.: I'll pass the greetings along, sankyuu
Back in just a sec
Niels Bohr: also push her face in the cake like you can do in that one text game

Space (GM): fi fie fo fum

tsubasa smells the blood of an englishman
MrEForEccentric: Tsubasa thinks all Scottish people speak Gaelic truefact
Niels Bohr: does tsubasa support scottish independence
MrEForEccentric: She supports Welsh Independence
Niels Bohr: why
Azureberry J.: Ugh. I have to choose between being comfy and having consistent i
nternet..
Mobile L.: IIIII return
MrEForEccentric: Because she thinks the Welsh have a stronger claim
She is not well informed of British politics is why
she knows that there's a 'Prince of Wales' and the fact that's a position to her
means- "Hey Wales is a separate thing!"
Mobile L.: Bless her heart.
Space (GM): ROBOT ROLL CALL
Mobile L.: MEEEEEEEEEE
Mac D.: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fawkes M. (GM): Wort wort wort
MrEForEccentric: My boot kicks the heavens
Azureberry J.: Big DINGLEBERRIES!
Fawkes M. (GM): Sear?
Punther: samdei loave weel fine yew
Charlotte Watson: I feel tall
Punther: brehk does chens what bine yew
it's the height... that comes with being free and your own man...!
Azureberry J.: If we gon fight. We need colliding souls.
Mobile L.: Shhhhhit Raiga is old
Charlotte Watson: But am I a free man???
Niels Bohr: praise be to allah
Space (GM): oh that reminds me
at some point we should find
Punther: that's for you... and you alone to decide...
Space (GM): all the unlimited codes songs
Azureberry J.: Raiga is the nicest Mafia man in the world.
Mobile L.: HOKAI WE REDDY?
MrEForEccentric: Yes
Fawkes M. (GM): Stranger is the only Unlimited Codes song we need
Mac D.: EY
Niels Bohr: allahu akbar
Fawkes M. (GM): That, and Last Battle
Space (GM): everyone is hee also so lemme set up
Mobile L.: [vibrates excitedly]
Niels Bohr makes some crystal MATH
The party is walking back to the Glazkodnv mansion. Tsubasa is not entirely plea
sed that they press-ganged her into joining the wrassle
Niels Bohr: i use blue pen becomes i don't make mistakes
Punther hums some FUCKING EIGHTIES SONGS
Charlotte Watson the sulk
Niels Bohr breaking bad themesong.mp4
Niels Bohr: *mp3
Azureberry J. the walkin, occasionally looking around with just her eyes.
Fawkes M. (GM): Don't steal my thunder
Niels Bohr: from the land down under
Punther: don' stap, beeleefin... hole onto thet feelin
strightlaits... peepul whoaaaaoooaaaa

Charlotte Watson: Does we really need 'ta do thees?

Alice Boyce: Um...What are you singing?
Charlotte Watson using her disguise voice
Niels Bohr: Yes.
Mask de Bara: ARE YOU GUYS RRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
Niels Bohr: It's no neogtionable.
Mask de Bara: BARA IS RRRRRRREADYYYY!
Punther: By GAWD... You mean you haven't heard about... Journey...?
Niels Bohr: Bohr's ready to kick your ass, Bara.
Charlotte Watson: Phyne. Jus' don' expect me to las' that long.
Niels Bohr: Remember, as long as one of us wins, we've all won.
Punther sweats INTENSITY from every pore
Mask de Bara: Yeah, right!
Don't think I'm gonna go easy on you, Gramps! I'm aiming for the TOP!
Punther: Listen, kid, you gotta believe you can do it, fan the flame in your hea
rt of hearts!
Alice Boyce: Um...no I haven't.
Charlotte Watson: Roight...
Azureberry J.: Wait.
Punther: ...My God. We must rectify this very soon...
Niels Bohr dials up his Landlord and begins wlking to the place
Azureberry J.: Let me attempt to engrish this shit up.
MrEForEccentric: I like to think Tsubasa sometimes slips into Australian and thi
nks it's the same as Scottish
Mobile L.: Poor kid
Yas, engrish it
Alice Boyce: What Journey is even in this land from?
Niels Bohr: she thinks irish people sound south african
MrEForEccentric: yes
Niels Bohr: district 9 is set in ireland
Gunther: Why... none other than the country formerly known as the land of the FR
EE and the home of the BRAVE...
Punther: oop hahaha, my kayfabe didn't ded
Charlotte Watson keeps walken
Alice Boyce: Know this, from Texas, in the brave country.
Punther: ...Yes... It may be a den of darkness and corruption now, but my countr
y... my country 'tis of thee... always...
Punther just says these things for the sake of sounding maybe a little American
and is butchering it badly
Azureberry J.: Oh god fuck that hurts.
Punther: Ah yes... TEXAS. Where the brave Pecos Bill and Paul Bunyan and Iron He
nry Ford hail from.
Niels Bohr: Henry Ford was an asshole.
Punther: The Burgerland...

...how dare you...
Alice Boyce: Wasn't Henry Ford a hero?
Niels Bohr: I am actually from America, not Uzbekistan, or whatever accent you'r
e putting on.
Alice Boyce: Didn't he build the panama canal or something?
Niels Bohr: Ford cars.
Punther: They say he was the Foundingest of all the Fathers...
Niels Bohr: Antisemite.
Charlotte Watson: Ah prefer Lonald Leagan.

Charlotte Watson said sarcastically

Punther: He and Abraham Lincoln forded the Delaware so... so humble folk such as
you and I could explore the Oregon Trail...
Niels Bohr: Yeah.
Yeah, they sure did.
Punther says this drivel with utmost conviction
Punther: you're goddamn right they did
Niels Bohr: Sing the anthem.
Charlotte Watson: Deutchland, Deutchland Uberreich?
Punther: Why sir... I would be... most glad.........
Punther CLEARS HIS THROAT
Niels Bohr: You can only get away with that in Wisconsin.
Space (GM): that's true
There are two people ahead of the party
Punther: JOOOOSE CAN YEW SEEN, BY THE AMBER PLAINS OF GREEIN...
Charlotte Watson: Ahh
Punther: WHAT FOR PROOOOUDLY WE HAIL, IN THE ROKKITS RED GLEAMINGS...
Charlotte Watson: Tha hell is a Wisconsin?
Niels Bohr: It's a State.
Tomoe Takatsuki is helping someone walk, even though he quite clearly doesn't ne
ed it
Charlotte Watson: Oh.
Tomoe Takatsuki: Careful...
Mask de Bara: Ahhhh, nonsense! Nonsense! Foreigner NONSENSE!
Niels Bohr: You've already ruined Ameirca, Gunther, the Fourth of July is c- Oh.
Mask de Bara: Sing the Spanish National Anthem!
Alice Boyce looks over at Tomoe.
Punther:
Charlotte Watson looks on over at the Souchirou
Niels Bohr: I have to do some talking, Bara, think about this while I'm gone.
Souichirou Kuzuki: Eh? What's going on, Tomoe?
Niels Bohr: How many Sapniards does it take to screwn in a lightbulb?
Punther: ...very well... I will do you this most Mexican of solids... for once..
.
Punther AHEM
Tomoe Takatsuki: Your arm... walk slowly, so it is not injured.
Souichirou Kuzuki: Oh, it's nothing!
Tomoe Takatsuki: I read that this is how rehabilitation works-Niels Bohr takes off his fake mustache and hat
Punther: LA CUCARACHA, LA CUCARACHA... hmmmm hmmm hmmm SOBRERO
Souichirou Kuzuki tries to wave it off, but winces
Tomoe Takatsuki: Oh!
Souichirou-san, look!
Mask de Bara: Yes, YES! The song of my PEOPEL!
Charlotte Watson facepalms
Souichirou Kuzuki looks back
Souichirou Kuzuki: Oh, hey, Gein!
Charlotte Watson quietly tries to make herself unrecognizable

Souichirou Kuzuki fairly loudly

Alice Boyce tries to see if she recognizes them from somewhere.
Gein Mender: Hey, Tomoe and Kuzuki.
Space (GM): yes
theyre teachers at the school
Punther: YO QUIERO TACOBELL... POR UN CAMINO DEL DESIERTO EL VIENTO ME DESPEINA
Gein Mender: Oh, err, keep it down a bit, it's a long story but I'd rather not t
ake chances...
Tomoe Takatsuki: ...?
Charlotte Watson starts window shopping at the Visual Kei store
Mask de Bara: Louder! With more PASSION!
Tomoe Takatsuki peers out from behind Souichirou at the loud wrestlers
Alice Boyce walks over, but still keeps her distance.
Gein Mender: They're going to Slamaggedon.
Mask de Bara glare shines as he turns his head toward tomoe
Punther: WELCAM TO DE OOTEL CALIF RNIA, SUSHALAVLIPLESS
Tomoe Takatsuki: ...Eep...
Souichirou Kuzuki: Slammageddon... Isn't that that one boxing tournament?
Mask de Bara: What're you lookin' at, Seniorita!?
Tomoe Takatsuki: E-eep!
Gein Mender: Wrestling.
Charlotte Watson quietly try to social stealth and not be recognized for an esca
ped prisoner that was a serial killer
Gein Mender: Hey, Bara, piss off!
Space (GM): roll mind charlotte
Punther: NO VALE NADA LA VIDA LOCA
Mask de Bara: QUE!?
Charlotte Watson: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Mind
{(
12
+
5
+
18
)}+1
= 13
Mask de Bara: Oh, you are ASKING for a BRUISING, Old Man!
Punther: QUEEEEEEE PASA CONTIIIIIGOOOOOOO
Mask de Bara: CUT THE MUSIC.
Charlotte Watson clearly a pro at looking interested in Visual Kei
Souichirou Kuzuki: ...?
Gein Mender: Don't make me mad, you little fake-Mexican bastard.
Punther: DONDE ESTA EL BAN
She is so pro at it, that she doesn't even notice the deaf girl bumping into her
Punther: ...Oh...?
Mask de Bara: You wanna go!?
Charlotte Watson: Hmm?
Charlotte Watson steps back
Charlotte Watson: Oh- sarry.
Yuuka: Oh-- er, excuse me!
Tomoe Takatsuki: ...

Tomoe Takatsuki gives an uncertain look to Souichirou

Charlotte Watson: Nah prahblem!
Gein Mender: You didn't answer my first question, how many Spaniards does it tak
e to screwn in a lightbulb.
Gein Mender looks back at them
Gein Mender: It's a really long story.
Charlotte Watson: Mah fault for standin' in tha' waeiii.
Yuuka: Oh, it's no...
Alice Boyce suddenly feeling uncomfortable around all these people who know her.
Souichirou Kuzuki: ...Is he a Spaniard or not? I can't tell.
Yuuka: It's no, um...
Punther: Calm, my Mexico friend... what would La Virgen de Taco Bueno think.....
....?
Gein Mender: I've been dealing with this for a week.
Yuuka: ...I'm sorry, what did you say?
Mask de Bara: It takes many Spaniards!
Gein Mender: He's fake.
He's really fake.
Tomoe Takatsuki: This is... this is very... weird.
Gein Mender: The answer's Juan, you idiot!
Mask de Bara: One to change it, and the rest to hold back all the SENIORITAS.
Charlotte Watson: I sayed is' my fault for standin' in the wae.
Punther: ...AY CARRAMBA!
Yuuka: .....
Yuuka nods, clearly uncomprehending
Yuuka pause
Yuuka: ...Uh-- yes!
Punther: you gotta turn down the heat a little, my friend, I almost wanna open t
he borders.......
Yuuka nods, trying to look interested in what she has to say
Yuuka has no fuckin' idea
Gein Mender: It is really weird.
Charlotte Watson: ... Ah- let me try- thas!
Gein Mender: This whole month has just been really fucked up.
Souichirou Kuzuki: So where'd you meed these new friends, Gein?
Charlotte Watson tries to recall if she ever learnt sign language for this phras
e
Souichirou Kuzuki: *meet
Gein Mender: Where you meet most freaks.
Space (GM): thats a mind roll
Gein Mender: In a gym.
Charlotte Watson: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Mind
{(
17
+
10
+
5
)}+1
= 11
Only the most, most basic varition
Gein Mender: I've signed up for Slamaggedon, as well...

Charlotte Watson signs it out

Souichirou Kuzuki: Wow!
Mask de Bara: THAT'S RIGHT, OLD MENG.
And that's gonna be the sight of your grave!
Punther: hhhhhhhhh stand back everyone, ol' Punther feels like PUNCH DANCING OFF
all this PENT UP NATIONALISTIC FERVOR...
Gein Mender: Bara, I'm going to hurt you really badly if you don't shut up.
Charlotte Watson: My fault. Standing. In Way.
Mask de Bara: BRING IIIIT.
Alice Boyce is just gonna....start backing away from everyone. Yeah.
Souichirou Kuzuki: ...Wait, Gein.
Punther begins PUNCH DANCING intensely
Tomoe Takatsuki: ...Bara...
Souichirou Kuzuki: Is the wrestling right here?
Tomoe Takatsuki: ...Kuwabara???
Gein Mender: No, no, of course not. It's at [PLACE]
Punther accidentally punches Kuwabara in the face
Gein Mender: No, that's Mask De Bara.
Mask de Bara: BWUH
Punther: HOGAWD I got too invested....
Mask de Bara stumbles back
Yuuka: Oh! I see!
Mask de Bara: YOU LITTLE PENDEHO.
Yuuka starts signing back
roll mind to understand
Charlotte Watson: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Mind
{(
4
+
14
+
7
)}+1
= 8
eldritch s.: hm
Souichirou Kuzuki: ...Huh, she's got a point. He does look a little like Kazuma.
..
eldritch s.: so what does a wrestling manager do
Yuuka: "you to return back to my wal-mart and have enjoys."
Asumu, in her backing up, ends up bumping into what she thinks is a person
Gein Mender: That's Mask de Bara.
Mac D.: a wrestling manager manages
Punther: ...Forgive me, my hermano brother, it was not my intention to... fan th
e flames of our nations' conflicts.... with my punchdance routine.........
Mac D.: the wrestler
Charlotte Watson: Ehh!??? Ahm- could you say it aloud instead please?
eldritch s.: what does that mean, though
Alice Boyce jumps a little and turns around.
Mac D.: they deal with the business shit in kayfabe
getting matches for them and what not
Yuuka: It's no trouble, I wasn't really looking.
Space (GM): and they hep cut promos
Clara Testarossa: Oh, erm - excuse me.
eldritch s.: i forget i don't think i ever described what gimmick gein was going
for as a wrestler

Clara Testarossa is holding a bag of groceries

Space (GM): is he crime heel
Charlotte Watson: Ah- very good- How are you doin'?
eldritch s.: i have the mental image of him like pulling an american flag out of
his pants and drinking a beer or something
Yuuka: rolling 3d20
(
11
+
15
+
2
)
= 28
Souichirou Kuzuki: Is he like one of his Spanish relatives or something...?
Alice Boyce: It is the fine.
Punther: If you wanna... give me a good el slappo to even things out, I won't ev
en mind...
Yuuka: Oh- I am doing well. I was just browsing here...
Gein Mender: Nope.
Alice Boyce: I-I was not paying attention.
Charlotte Watson: Did ye see anythin' interesting?
Fawkes M. (GM): Is Alice trying to speak in English?
Mask de Bara: HM...
eldritch s.: i suppose he is a crime heel
Mask de Bara: No....No, I will get my revenge in the RING!
Azureberry J.: Yes.
Mask de Bara: At SLAMAGEDDON!
Souichirou Kuzuki: Oh, right - fake Spanish relative?
Punther: HMMM. That's the spirit... my brother in violent upheavals...
We must struggle together, as Ben Franklin Roosevelt said, or surely we will be
treaded upon...
Azureberry J.: Maybe I'll just put Brackets around her english.
Mobile L.: sugoii
Yuuka: Not really...
Mask de Bara: What is TAKING my stepping stones to victory so long, anyway!? We
must get to the arena!
..........
Mask de Bara turns and LOOKS
Tomoe Takatsuki: .....
Mask de Bara at the approaching tomoe
Mask de Bara: HMMMMMMMMMMMMM!?
Tomoe Takatsuki: .....
Gein Mender: Well I mean, under te costume and theatrics, that's Kuwabara.
Tomoe Takatsuki tries to rip his mask off
Gein Mender: But he doesn't like being called that.
Mask de Bara: ...!?!
Clara Testarossa: ...Do you speak Japanese?
Clara Testarossa in Japanese
Gein Mender: While in-character.
Mask de Bara attempts to SLAP her hands away
Souichirou Kuzuki: ...Ohhhhhhh!
eldritch s.: clara: SPREKEN ZE DEUSTCH
Souichirou Kuzuki: Yeah, that makes sense!

Alice Boyce: ....Yes.

Tomoe Takatsuki 's wimpy hands are easily batted to the side
Punther: ...Probably some... brrrrr... bureaucracy...
Tomoe Takatsuki: A-aah!
Charlotte Watson: Ah 'hokey. Ah wus jus' wonderin' 'cause of my being foreign, a
nd ignorant of this style of Yapanese Fa-she-on
Mask de Bara: What do you think you are DOING!?
How DARE you place your hands on my mask!?
Yuuka: ...Er... pardon?
Tomoe Takatsuki: I-I-- I'm...
Tomoe Takatsuki is very uncertain and a little scared
Charlotte Watson: Ah- erhm- I'll try to sign it!
Tomoe Takatsuki: Kuwabara, it's me, your teacher!
Souichirou Kuzuki: Why isn't he entering as himself, though?
Mask de Bara: A mask is a wrestler's greatest pride, you WORM....
Charlotte Watson tries to do more of that sign language
Mask de Bara: KUWABARA!?
Charlotte Watson: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Mind
{(
8
+
8
+
9
)}+1
= 9
Tomoe Takatsuki: Y-y-yeah!
Clara Testarossa: ...Mm.
Clara Testarossa peers over at the wrestlers
Mask de Bara: You mistake me for one of your WIMPY STUDENTS!?
Her command of the language is not so good... what does Charlotte sign
Mask de Bara: REMEMBER THIS NAME.
MASK.
Mask de Bara pose
Mask de Bara: DE
Mask de Bara pose
Mask de Bara: BARRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Clara Testarossa: Is this road blocked for some event?
Punther: ...ohmaigodandjesus, BARA... don't you even THINK about upsetting this
GOOD LITTLE LADY...
Tomoe Takatsuki screams and runs away
Gein Mender: It's wrestling.
That's the etiquette.
Mask de Bara watches her flee
Mask de Bara: .......
....HMPH. I have no TIME for the WEAK...
Punther: ...GOD DAMN IT ALL... you maniac...!
Alice Boyce: No we are just visiting because of the tournament.
Gein Mender: I always liked boxing because it wasn't as god-damn silly, but you
take what you get.
Punther: I... I will REMEMBER this... you goddamn cad...
Souichirou Kuzuki: Huh. I always thought that people just entered as themselves.

Like Hulk Hogan and Rey Mysterio, y'know?

Gein Mender: Those were personas.
Mask de Bara: Your CHIVALRIC WAYS reminds me of that WEAK JAPANESE DISTANT THIRD
COUSIN of mine.......
Clara Testarossa: You're here for the wrestling tournament?
Souichirou Kuzuki: Personas?
Alice Boyce nods
Souichirou Kuzuki: No, I'm pretty sure they were human.
Gein Mender: They didn't actually act like that while they were taking dumps and
shit.
They were acting.
Charlotte Watson: I was planning on admiring your hips- great outfit you are wea
ring, it is very Japanese and it is great!
Souichirou Kuzuki: ...Those aren't their real names?
Yuuka blinks
Yuuka: M-my hips?
Gein Mender shrugs
Charlotte Watson: Eh?
Punther: ...Maybe... MAYBE you and your BRUTISH MACHISMO could STAND to LEARN a
THING or TWO OR THREE... from Nippon and its honorable ways... Cousin...
Charlotte Watson flusters a little
Clara Testarossa: I haven't been to one of those before. Though, I'm probably go
ing to go.
Yuuka: Er-- I'm sorry, but I'm not that kind of girl!
Charlotte Watson: Ehhhh???
Souichirou Kuzuki: ...Wow, I think my world just got turned on its head!
Yuuka: I- I have to go! I'm sorry!
Yuuka hastily bows and absconds
Alice Boyce: Oh...well okay!
Gein Mender: Glad to do you that service.
Charlotte Watson: Ooo-kayyyy
Gein Mender: Now, I think we might be running late...
Good luck with your injuries, Kuzuki.
Get well soon.
Charlotte Watson: ...
Souichirou Kuzuki: Hey, thanks, Gein!
Charlotte Watson wonders what the hell she said
Souichirou Kuzuki grins
Souichirou Kuzuki: Hope things'll go well with your leave!
eldritch s.: "i'm going to carve your name into the face of the next child i kil
l gein"
Mask de Bara: ......WHAT.
YOU TOO ARE A COUSIN OF MINE!?
Clara Testarossa: ...Anyways. I should let you go back to them, right?
Punther POSES in an attempt to be menacing but just gets really winded and sweat
y trying to do it
Gein Mender: Thanks. See you soon, hpefully.
Punther: YES. YES I AM.......
Gein Mender puts his disguise back on and begins heading to wrestle
Mask de Bara: IM...POSSIBLE...................
Souichirou Kuzuki: Seeya!

Niels Bohr nods

Souichirou Kuzuki: Now, to look for Tomoe...
Punther STARES WHILST VIBRATING
Souichirou Kuzuki waves with his good hand before heading off
Punther: search your feelings, you KNOW it to be true.......
Niels Bohr: i imagine him as sounding like fuck
who is that guy
who is in every anime
the guy who voiced adachi
Space (GM): fate/zero has a dub i think
Niels Bohr: i don't care
i really do not care
Mask de Bara: YOU LIE.
I don't want to HEAR this I want to go WRESTLE.
COME, to the ARRRRRRENA!
Space (GM): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edaiHZwwwCQ
Niels Bohr: johnny yong bosch that's the one
Fawkes M. (GM): Arturia hasn't kept a VA between dubs
Punther: You... you and your UNTRUSTFUL WAYS... will be tested in the ring...
Punther DRAMATIC POINT
Charlotte Watson just goes back to looking at the visual kei store, at the very
least she takes comfort in that Yuuka very likely thinks she is not at all relat
ed to Tsubasa
Punther not so dramatic sweating buckets and panting
Niels Bohr is making his way to wrassle
Mask de Bara folds his arms and exhudes a SINISTER AURA
Mask de Bara: We'll SEE, FAT MAN......
Punther:
Mask de Bara starts making his way to wrassle as well
Punther: ...I...
...I am merely big-boned........ bastard...!
Alice Boyce: Yeah!
Alice Boyce heads back to the others.
Mobile L.: Now just remember
Charlotte Watson notices he others heading to the wrassle
Mobile L.: He promised Olivia he would treat this whole thing with the severity
and decorum due a Grail War
And here we are
Charlotte Watson is almost tempted to hide in the Kei store
Clara Testarossa gits back to walkin' with her groceries
Clara Testarossa the Gein somehow eluding her
Niels Bohr is the invisible man
Punther INTENSE EIGHTIES WALKING TO RASSLES
no no the party was goin to the glazkov house

The wrassle's not for another few days

Niels Bohr: i thought
e did
a
time
skip
what are we went to do for a few days
Space (GM): you'll see
Mac D.: i-i thought we were wrestle today.....
Niels Bohr: make sex calls to the priest
Mobile L.: We must trust the man
Alice Boyce to the haus I think.
Charlotte Watson quietly goes to Glazkovs
Mask de Bara is headed to the HOUSE then
Niels Bohr: i trust him
Space (GM): i trust me, too
Niels Bohr: i just trust him to be shit
Punther LAIGHT UP THE NAIGHT
Mask de Bara storms into the room, POINTING at STAN
Mask de Bara: MMMMMMMMMMANAGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Asumu Mizono sighs.
Niels Bohr takes off his outfit puts it away
The party arrives back at the Glazkov house. Landlord is sleeping on the couch,
Stan is standing at attention.
Punther: i must prepare for what's to come.........
Stanislav Glazkov: DE BARA.
Charlotte Watson as she steps in, she remembers she forgot to get more male clot
hing. Then remembers she was going to talk to her dad before doing that.
Gein Mender: It's in a few days.
Stanislav Glazkov: Itrecord scratch
Stanislav Glazkov: Wait, it is?
Damn!
Gein Mender: Yes.
Mask de Bara takes off The Mask
Punther: ...i have ample time to prepare for what's to come.......
Stanislav Glazkov: ...Yes! Aha! Prepare.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Yeah, but it's never too late ta get inta character!
Gein Mender nudges L-lord
Stanislav Glazkov: You all must be trained. A battle plan must be drawn.
Charlotte Watson check the fone
Landlord yawns
Landlord looks over at him
Charlotte Watson has one (1) missed call.
Gunther: ...And I think I will start with a little Nacho Libre.
Gein Mender: Here I am.

Charlotte Watson checks to see who it was

Gunther ducks into his room to DISROBE
su padre
Asumu Mizono: A....battle plan?
Landlord: Ah! Did I miss the wrestling...?
Charlotte Watson immediately calls back
Charlotte Watson quick-walk to the kitchen
Gein Mender: Yeah. We lost and the Mob firebombed the place. Now we're in Hell.
Stanislav Glazkov: Little girl, I do not know what your experience is, but you m
ust be taught basic manuvers of wrestling!
Gunther sheds his sweaty garments and becomes himself again
Landlord: Oh, good. It means I don't have to pay that bookie.
George slumbers on Gunther's bed
Kazuma Kuwabara waves at him
Niels Bohr: Good for you.
Niels Bohr sits down
Kazuma Kuwabara: Ahhh, don't worry! I learned a tonna stuff from my wrestling ta
pes!
Niels Bohr: So, what's our first step?
Gunther: ...Heh. It's gonna be kind of... hairy getting to sleep tonight... Heh
heh...
...I really need to not be by myself when I do that.
Mm...
Niels Bohr: gunth just kills george
like a psychopath
Stanislav Glazkov: You all must learn, and we must determine how to throw this f
ight!
Gunther rustles through his pile of floor-papers to try and find his Nacho Libre
DVD
Kenshin Juufuku: Hello?
MrEForEccentric: Does everyone just sleep in Gunther's room
Landlord shrugs
Kenshin Juufuku from the other end of the fone
Mobile L.: Nah, they have UNSEEN GUEST ROOMS
Tsubasa Juufuku: Hey, dad- sorry I missed your call.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Uhhh...I
Landlord: Do you know a whole lot about wrestling, old-timer?
Niels Bohr: Not really.
Boxing was more my game.
Kenshin Juufuku: Hey, Tsubasa!
Landlord: I did a little, back in my college days.
Kazuma Kuwabara: *I'm tellin' you, Mister Glazkov! I've been preparin' for this
day since forever!
Landlord: The Steelchair Panther, they called me...
Niels Bohr: Pfft.
Tsubasa Juufuku: Thanks for calling back, dadStanislav Glazkov: GIRL.
DO you know any wrestle.
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...Who, Mizono?

Gunther pops back out

Kazuma Kuwabara looks at her
Asumu Mizono: Me?
Stanislav Glazkov: YES
Kenshin Juufuku: Sorry it's been a long time since I've called you two. How're y
ou doing?
Asumu Mizono: Um...not excatly wrestling....
Landlord: I'm serious!
I was a king at technical holds...
Kazuma Kuwabara: ....Aw, man! Want me to show you some moves?
Niels Bohr: That's nice.
Stanislav Glazkov: Yes! Show moves.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Alright!
Stanislav Glazkov: Once others are done with various things... Training will beg
in!
Kazuma Kuwabara: Hey Gunth, c'mere!
Mobile L.: SHOW ME YA MOVES
Stanislav Glazkov: I will to oversee.
Gunther booooop
Gunther: Are we practicing.
Tsubasa Juufuku: Uhm... it's a bit- heavy news, dad.
Stanislav Glazkov flings off his suit jacket, revealing a referee shirt
Gunther: ...Heh!
Kazuma Kuwabara: Yeah, I wanna show Mizono that move!
Asumu Mizono: Um...I'd planned on doing things how I normally....
Kenshin Juufuku: Oh, what happened?
Landlord: C'mon! You don't believe me?
Gunther: Do not go soft.
Kenshin Juufuku oblivious as Oblivion
Kazuma Kuwabara: Alright!
Kazuma Kuwabara grabs Gunther and looks at Asumu
Kazuma Kuwabara: Pay attentions, Mizono! This....is the Bara Buster!
Gunther squeaky_toy_squeak.wav
Niels Bohr: No, I do.
Kenshin Juufuku: ...Oh, hang on, sorry! Gotta get something quick.
Landlord: Well, I can show you some stuff. Dunno how useful it'll be, but I can
show you some stuff.
Kenshin Juufuku is audibly pocketing his phone
Tsubasa Juufuku: It's- No- wait- you really gotta listen! Uhm- I'mpregnantwithaR
ussianguy'skid
Space (GM): i need training music
there's a loud bang from Franz's room
Niels Bohr: They say they'll also evaluate us on stage presence.
Asumu Mizono: What uh...?
Gunther: !
Niels Bohr: What am I supposed to do with this.
Mac D.: should the bara buster be a described move or shrouded in mystery
Kazuma Kuwabara: ..What the-!?
Gunther squirms a bit in Kuwabara's grip
Space (GM): shrouded i mystery
Kazuma Kuwabara looks towards the Franzroom

Landlord: How good of an actor are you?

Tsubasa Juufuku looks behind her
Landlord: You gotta be dramatic.
Larger than life.
Gunther: What was that.
Franz Glazkov: I'm fine!!
Tsubasa Juufuku before going back to phone
Kazuma Kuwabara: ....You alright in there???
Franz Glazkov: Said I am fine!!!
Gunther: Franz. What in God's name are you doing.
Franz Glazkov: NOTHING
Tsubasa Juufuku: Dad, you there? Dad.
Gunther: Is there... a girl in there...
Franz Glazkov: NO!
Stanislav Glazkov: FRANZ, QUIET
No dice, Tsubasa. The phone's hung up...
Stanislav Glazkov: WE ARE TRYING TO WRESTLING IN HERE
Gunther: Franz I require an explanation.
Tsubasa Juufuku: ...
Motherfuck.
Kazuma Kuwabara: .....
Tsubasa Juufuku tries calling again
Kazuma Kuwabara looks at Gunther
Stanislav Glazkov: I'M ON THE INTERENET
Kazuma Kuwabara: Wanna barge in?
Space (GM): GOD DAmmmn
Franz Glazkov: I'M ON THE INTERENET
Gunther: Barge with me.
Kazuma Kuwabara: AllllRIGHT!
HRNGH-....
Kazuma Kuwabara tries to lift up Gunther like a battering ram
Gunther: Are you... looking... at pornography...?
Franz Glazkov: NO!!!!!!!!!
Asumu Mizono: ..................................................................
...................
Gunther: Are you suuuuuuuuuure....????
Franz Glazkov: AM SURE, DO NOT COME IN!!!
Mac D.: will both the lifting of gunther and the ramming of the door necessitate
different rolls
Space (GM): no roll
Fawkes M. (GM): Onore
Dinner's cropping up soon
Kazuma Kuwabara: Alright....Your ready??
*You
Gunther: Do it.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Heeeeave HO!
Space (GM): how soon
Kazuma Kuwabara charges that door
Tsubasa Juufuku sighs
they SWOOSH right in, the door wasn't fully closed
Tsubasa Juufuku: Geez... I needed to distract him enough earlier...
Fawkes M. (GM): In about two minutes
They see him

Against the wall, eavesdropping, and clutching his head

Franz Glazkov: G-gah!
Out! Now, get out quickly you bastards!!
Gunther: aaaaaaaaaaaaa-what are you doing Franz
Franz Glazkov throws this box at them
Franz Glazkov: Out, out!
Tsubasa Juufuku ring ring ring ring ring
Gunther looks to see if it involved WEEDS or BEERS or PORNOS
Gunther: Oof.
nyet, nope, nuh uh
Space (GM): no worries fox, seer seem sto have vanish as well
Fawkes M. (GM): I am being summoned in attack mode
Cyan
Gunther: ...Hm. Very well.
Kazuma Kuwabara: ....What're you doin', man?
Space (GM): alright here's the plan:
training montage until fox returns
Mobile L.: Yeayuh
Franz Glazkov: I am not of anything!
Space (GM): find training montage music from rocky for me plez
Kazuma Kuwabara: You got your face up against the wall!
eldritch s.: Yeah, I'm an good actor.
Franz Glazkov: Shut!
Gein Mender: Give me something to say.
Tsubasa Juufuku leans against the wall
Gunther: ...If you want to come outside and listen, no one is stopping you.
Mac D.: better suggestion
https://soundcloud.com/tenaciousd/to-be-the-best
Tsubasa Juufuku: ... Maybe I need to give him the name...
Landlord: Mm... you're American, so audiences might not like you. Try capitalizi
ng on that. Be a real heel.
Gunther: Are you suddenly a shut-in.
That is supposed to be my job.
Franz Glazkov: Shut your face, Gunther!
Leave now!
Gein Mender: Those are the assholes in wrestling, right?
Landlord: Right. They're the guys audiences love booing.
Gunther: ...Mm. Come, Kuwabara, he is in one of his moods.
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...Uh...Okay.
Kazuma Kuwabara leaves the room, still carrying Gunther
Asumu Mizono is staying the fug out of this familybusiness.
Gein Mender: Alright, how to I make them love booing me?
Franz Glazkov curses and locks the door as they leave
Kazuma Kuwabara walks back over to Asumu
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...Where was I?
....Oh, yeah! Bara Buster!
Landlord: Just be a real asshole. Diss them. Diss their town. Diss their culture
.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Pay attention, Mizono!
Gunther is hold
Landlord: Boast. Boast a lot about how you're great.

Kazuma Kuwabara: Hrrrrrrngh.....GRAH!

Kazuma Kuwabara does THE MOVE
Stanislav Glazkov: ...Hokay, training now. Where is little twintail girl?
Tsubasa Juufuku the sigh, just watching her phone, decides to text her dad to ge
t him to phone
Gunther tries not to make too many pain noises
Kazuma Kuwabara: HO, YEAH!
Gunther: hhhhhhhhh you have gotten very good at it............
Space (GM): he murders gunther
Miss_Sleuth: Call. Now. Dad. Seriously, it's very important- you have a grandchi
ld on the way.
Gein Mender: I see...
Alright.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Been practicin' all week!
Stanislav Glazkov: YOU!
Kazuma Kuwabara puts him down and STRETCHES
Stanislav Glazkov: GIRL THERE!
Tsubasa Juufuku be on phone
Tsubasa Juufuku: Huh?
Stanislav Glazkov: Are training. Come, if do not want the broken spine.
Gunther: I think... I think I know who is going to win already...
Kazuma Kuwabara: So! Whatcha think o' that, Mizono?
Tsubasa Juufuku: What-?
Stanislav Glazkov: Come, hurry!
Stanislav Glazkov drags her by the arm
Stanislav Glazkov: Train, will oversee.
Tsubasa Juufuku: ButLandlord: Alright, show me what you've got..
Mobile L.: j-jam...
Space (GM): The training of the wrestlere commences.
Mac D.: you know you haven't changed kuwabara back yet
Gein Mender: What, act like an ignorant American?
Mobile L.: YEHHHH
Training montage consisting of:
Asumu Mizono: I'm not really sure what to think.
Gein buying a hamburger and American T-Shirt
Gunther: It's poetry, except with muscles and pain.
Kazuma Kuwabara: ....Aw, what?
Maybe I gotta show you again....
Gunther getting repeatedly Bara Buster'd
Asumu Mizono is dragged I think?
Kazuma Kuwabara: HAH! HOOWAH HRAGH!
Azureberry J.: O
Gunther: iiiiiii cannot feel my spleen.........
Asumu practicing ninja moves
Azureberry J.: I'm trying to RP and do the thing.
Gunther singing very loudly at the top of his lungs in swedish
Mac D.: saitama accidentally punches asumu in the dick
Space (GM): i tried that and it killed me
Mac D.: prioritized roll20
*prioritize
gunther is actually the one singing the montage song
Gunther is singing this song very loudly

Stan is doing push-ups dressed as a referee

Tsubasa Juufuku during the montage is mostly just looking grumpy and alternating
between writing in her journal, and staring at her phone
Asumu Mizono is doing ALL the justus!
Gunther: THET YURE SIMPLEY TH-BEST
Gein flips Landlord into a table, who gives him a thumbsup
Gein Mender: stan is jazzersizing
with leg warmers
Yeah Tsubasa is just grumpily looking at her phone for the montage
Gein Mender: olivia looks at her husband, confused
Gunther sneaks some Abba in because he can
Asumu Mizono attempts to make smokebombs.
Space (GM): this is all just buying time until fox returns, so go nuts
Gein Mender practives eating flag
Gunther worst motherfucking performance of Mama Mia in human history
It takes like a flag
Gunther with choreography
Landlord: Hmm...
Landlord douses it in sauce
Landlord: Try now.
Mac D.: https://soundcloud.com/mikeyiiiii/hearts-on-fire-rocky
Tsubasa Juufuku keeps texting her dad like- "CAAAAALLLLLL"
Gein Mender eats the flag
Landlord: There you go!
Mask de Bara carefully browses a selection of alluminum chairs, singapore canes,
and barbed wire baseball bats
Stanislav Glazkov races in slow-motion down the beach
Gunther fuckin' twirling around with sparklers in his hands
Stanislav Glazkov bench-presses a log
Franz Glazkov plays Counter-Strike
Mask de Bara intimidates a young woman when his mask falls off
Tsubasa Juufuku getting madder and punches the wall of Franz's room
Kazuma Kuwabara profusely apologizes and runs the fuck away
Gein Mender begins singing the American Anthem
Asumu Mizono is being stealth as fuck.
Franz Glazkov hurls a bucket back at his wall
Tsubasa Juufuku just sighs in indignation

George doesn't even notice Asumu sneaking

George: ...Ruff...?
Landlord: Hold on, hold on.
Gunther does Jack Nicholson's lines from The Shining right outside Franz's door
and bats at it
Landlord puts some sunglasses on Gein
Landlord: Do it now!
Franz Glazkov: AaaaaaaaaaaHHHH
Mask de Bara runs up and down a flight of stairs in the park
Franz Glazkov throws a lightning bolt
Stanislav Glazkov climbs a mountain
Gunther: HEEEEERRE'S JANN hhhhhhhhhrghhh
Asumu Mizono blend innnnnnn
Tsubasa Juufuku browses men's clothing on her phone
Mask de Bara spots for Punther in weightlifting
Asumu infiltrates a secret gov't meeting
Mask de Bara: COME ON, DO IT, PUSH IT, YOU CAN DO IT.
It's not exciting
Tsubasa Juufuku asks Shun whether a Kilt would be out of the question
Mask de Bara: I WANNA SEE SWEAT AND TEARS PENDEJO LET'S GO LET'S GO
Gunther tries and fails to wall-run several times
Kazuma Kuwabara also fails to wall-run succesfully
Gunther: You have to-- hoof... you have to do it like in Naruto, with your arms
like... like this...
Kazuma Kuwabara: Alright....Alright.....Five hundreth time's the charm!....
Gunther: We've got this.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Let's GO!
Gein Mender bellows the anthem
Gunther: HWAAAAAAAAAAAH
Shun Akiyama thinks on this
Shun Akiyama nods in affirmation
Gunther shrieks along with him in swenglish
Landlord applauses
Tsubasa Juufuku asks Akiyama what he suggests for men's clothing that can hide t
he fact she's a girl
Mask de Bara sings Livin La Vida Loca loudly and obnoxiously at Tsubasa
Shun Akiyama draws up a schematic
Gunther throws oranges at him while he sings to test his resolve
Tsubasa Juufuku just ignoring the Mask de Bara

Mask de Bara: HER LIIIIPS AAAARE DEEEEVIL REEED

Tsubasa Juufuku: Shush.
Mask de Bara: AND HER SKIN IS THE COLOR O' MOCHAAAAA
Space (GM): i don't think this vision has lyrics
what is this fucker
Tsubasa Juufuku: Shuuush
Space (GM): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hly_ozSu2oE listen to this instead
Tsubasa Juufuku looks over the schematic
Gunther breaks THIRTY PENCILS but then has Gein help him with two because it's T
OO HARD
It's the most detailed thing you've seen.
Gein Mender ponders other American things he cna do
Stanislav Glazkov shadowboxes
Landlord is wearing an american flag shirt, biker jacket, sunglasses
Mask de Bara sits on a stump and plays solemn spanish guitar
Landlord has bleached his hair and is wearing a flag bandanna
Tsubasa Juufuku gives a thumbs up to Akiyama's schematics
Gein Mender: he's become jason
Tsubasa Juufuku then asks whether a Kilt is really out of the question
Punther FURIOUSLY plays castanets
Shun Akiyama ...
Shun Akiyama shrugs
Tsubasa Juufuku she argues that she's not used to wearing trousers
Mask de Bara feels a burning like his veins were filled with nothing but gasolin
e
Tsubasa Juufuku and her alter-ego IS scottish
Punther thinks that with a spark it's gonna be the biggest fire they've ever see
n.
Shun Akiyama eventually nods
Gein Mender: Hm...
Mask de Bara cuts a promo with Stanislav in the middle of the street
Tsubasa Juufuku she nods... and then asks if there's even a place that sells Kil
ts around
Gein Mender: You have any more disgustingly American ideas?
Punther tries to annex Franz's room in the name of AMERICA
Mask de Bara: WATCH MY ASCENSION AT SLAAAAAAMMAGEDDON
Mask de Bara declares war on Occupied Franz in the name of Spain
Franz Glazkov thinks you sparked a war

Landlord: Guns.
Punther RAW RAW FAIGHT THA POWA
Shun Akiyama gives the biggest shrug a man can give
Gein Mender: Wow, you can't shoot people in wrestling, can you?
Mask de Bara: THIS LAND BELONGS TO ME BY DIVINE RIGHT, BURGER-MUNCHER.
Punther: ...how dare you...
HOW DARE YOU????!!?????!??!
Landlord: You can't shoot them... You get what I mean?
Mask de Bara: I DARE
Gein Mender: No.
Tsubasa Juufuku asks if that hurts his shoulders when he shrugs that much
Gein Mender: No, I really don't.
Landlord: Oh, never mind then.
Punther: You'll have to pry this land... from my cold dead hands.......
Shun Akiyama shrugs, then clutches his shoulder
Space (GM): faaaaaawkes
Gein Mender: Do you want me to bring a fake gun up?
Mask de Bara GRAPPLE
Space (GM): don't worry i just brought time w/ a training montage
Mask de Bara: RRRGH
Punther: HRRRRRRRGHHH
Gein Mender: I'll bring a fake gun and crush it for failing me.
Punther wants to BREAK FREE
Landlord: Fuck yes.
Tsubasa Juufuku is like- "Huh" and starts working on her shopping list
Punther STRUGGLE FOR FREEDOM
Stanislav Glazkov screams at the top of a mountain, tearing his shirt.
Space (GM): hold on everyone give a pause for un momento
fox do you live here
Mobile L.: he ded...
Mac D.: who is fox
*'s avatar anyway
Mobile L.: It's Protag Girl from Faygo
MrEForEccentric: Ye
Space (GM): fox is restricted to phone for some time, that's just a ghost there
Mobile L.: Aww damn
Mac D.: oh dear
are we gonna have to stop?
Space (GM): i'm not sure, and am ask
Mac D.: hhhhhhhhhg....
Space (GM): 8:15 ish is when he gets back, he says, so that'll be
an hour and thirty minutes
Gein Mender: twell
8:15
Mobile L.: Can we wait that long?
Gein Mender: pacific
or
Space (GM): pacific
MrEForEccentric: I'll be sleeping then
Space (GM): it's already 8:43 where i am
Mac D.: _hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh_

Mobile L.: Damn...

Gein Mender: it's 6:43 pacific, of course
Space (GM): alright here's the deal: there wasn't gonna be much more after this
except:
1. everyone leveled up as a result of training
2. the introduction to wressle
Mac D.: wrestling training unlocked everyone's magic potential
Space (GM): olive would you mind deeply if we
well do you wanna be here for the intro
Mac D.: we COULD
MrEForEccentric: I do not mind not being there for the intro
Space (GM): oh alright that works out for me then
Mobile L.: Bless you, my child
Mac D.: stop here, start at them arriving at the arena....
.....and start adeva
Space (GM): i'll gather you guys back up when fox is alive ok?
Mobile L.: adeva's gon have to wait a bit...
Space (GM): it's 2 am in britain duff
MrEForEccentric: I am in essay hell
Asumu Mizono: Whoakay.
MrEForEccentric: Outside of this
Mac D.: i don't care if that man dies i want my tabletop gaming
Mobile L.: you cad...!
Mac D.: that piece of shit gets ALL HIS REAL-LIFE TABLETOP FUN TIMES
Space (GM): let's level up now
Mobile L.: YUS
Mac D.: AND WHAT DO I GET
SQUAT, USUALLY
MrEForEccentric: ;-;
Don't take it out on my Welsh Spartan
Mac D.: MY HEART BLEEDS NOT FOR YOU
Space (GM): everyone gets:
plus 1 in a stat
Mobile L.: Now should I allocate it to Finesse or try to even stevens it?
Mac D.: kuwabara at last gets his +1 in brawn
Mobile L.: This is the question
Mac D.: continues to lag behind the others
MrEForEccentric: do we also get the rank 2 trait
Space (GM): yeah, mark it down on your character sheet under 'buffs' what rank t
rait you're on
rank 2, +1 in a stat
oh oh
Mac D.: i guess rasslin training really DOES help you learn your magical powers
better
Space (GM): remember how i had everyone come up with final statsheets for their
characters
like for gunther, +3 finesse, +2 mind, +1 brawn, -1 spirit
?
Mobile L.: Yep
Space (GM): should we still try to generally adhere to those
or just go 'fuck it' and do whateve
r
Mobile L.: I think we ought adhere
Gein Mender: i'm not adhering to anything
Space (GM): adherent
Gein Mender: i'll stat as i wish
Mobile L.: To each his own, then?
Gein Mender: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Mind
{(
7

+
9
+
15
)}+1
= 10
rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Brawn
{(
17
+
18
+
9
)}+1
= 18
rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 0 for Finesse
{(
8
+
4
+
2
)}+0
= 4
rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + -1 for Spirit
{(
4
+
15
+
17
)}+-1
= 14
Space (GM): hey seer
MrEForEccentric: I added to mind
Space (GM): if you type /talktomyself you can roll w/o it outputting to the log
Mobile L.: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 0 for Brawn
{(
14
+
6
+
16
)}+0
= 14
Mac D.: wtf
Space (GM): type /talktomyselfoff to end
Gein Mender: fuck space /talktomyself
Space (GM): you type it at the start
w/ nothing else
MrEForEccentric: Since it seems like the thing that would be the wisest that fit
s with suddenly doing magic
Space (GM): pls tell me what you add
Asumu Mizono: Well that's a slightly weird command.
Gein Mender: to doesn't work
Mobile L.: Added +1 to Finesse
Gein Mender: that was a useless command
talktomyself fuck
Azureberry J.: I added one to mind I think.
Gein Mender: i put one into mind

MrEForEccentric: You could whisper to yourself

Space (GM): there you have it ladies and germs
remember to put 'Rank 2' under buff
*buffs and debuffs
Mobile L.: Gnther was inspired by his training to finish his budding work on combi
ning magic and comedic theory
Gein Mender: do you mean
rank 3
we were already rank 2
Space (GM): no you werent
Mobile L.: We were rank 1
MrEForEccentric: We did get one point
Space (GM): i put rank 2 in yours
MrEForEccentric: But that was outside of leveling
Gein Mender: oh apologies i was
though
Space (GM): sorry thats my bad
Gein Mender: i got accest to the 2nd tier
early
Mobile L.: Gein's just hard like that
Space (GM): yeah i remember that
Gein Mender: see the level progression is now fucked up
Space (GM): don't ask me how you convinced me to do that
Gein Mender: i didn't
you planned it yourself
you little cheesehead bitch
Azureberry J.: Isn't gein like traind though?
Space (GM): the plan was that this'd be the first level up
MrEForEccentric: I know we had a bit where we could just buff one of the stats.
Space (GM): yes
MrEForEccentric: But didn't actually rank up
Space (GM): tes
*yes
Gein Mender: gein ranked up
MrEForEccentric: I now have 2 mind
Gein Mender: but didn't level his stat
i think
Space (GM): now everything is even
it works out
MrEForEccentric: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 2 for Mind
{(
3
+
14
+
20
)}+2
= 16
Gein Mender: space: master of planning
Space (GM): i've got this
Gunther: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 2 for Finesse
{(
7
+
6
+
11
)}+2
= 9
d-damn...

Gein Mender: but the earth refused to die

Charlotte Watson: wow hahahahahah u suck gunther
Gunther: gotta hel
Azureberry J.: talktomyself
Charlotte Watson: nu
Gunther: neaux ewe
Mac D.: rolling 3d20 +1
(
5
+
19
+
14
)+1
= 39
Kazuma Kuwabara: rolling 3d20 +1
(
5
+
17
+
14
)+1
= 37
WITNESS
MY POWER
Space (GM): put the slash before it, jam
Mobile L.: schitt, almost exactly the same
Coghlain: its the luck of the iris
Mac D.: i miss fox
Charlotte Watson: Your eyes are lucky eyes
Alice Boyce: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Mind
{(
14
+
1
+
1
)}+1
= 2
Coghlain: i do too
Alice Boyce: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Finesse
{(
12
+
9
+
12
)}+1
= 13
Space (GM): oh dear
Mask de Bara: juufuku are you starin at my abs again
Azureberry J.: Wow.
Mobile L.: Jufuku's head implodes
Azureberry J.: That was the litteral worst roll possible.
MrEForEccentric: I don't see this
Space (GM): what if you got
1, 1, 1
MrEForEccentric: I see Glazkov still
Mac D.: didn't i get a 1,1,1 once

i also got a 7,7,7 once

Mobile L.: Slots
MrEForEccentric: How is Tsubasa looking at the abs of the mask de Bara
They are in separate rooms
Mobile L.: She's using her That's So Raven powers to see them in the future
Tsubasa Juufuku: Worst. Prediction. Ever.
Gunther: :-)!!!!!!!
Mask de Bara: juufuuku stop trying to use my muscles to predict the future
Mask de Bara FLEXES in protest
Tsubasa Juufuku: Well I would but SOMEONE stole my herbs.
Mask de Bara: guntherrrrrR
Gunther: ehehehehehe, guys, have you ever looked at your hand.....
Tsubasa Juufuku: How are you even high, man. How.
Gunther: miracles
Tsubasa Juufuku: Gunther I swear to god if your family is oracles...
Mask de Bara: juufuukuuuuuuuuuuuu
Gunther smoke_weed_erryday.wav
Tsubasa Juufuku: Whaat
Mask de Bara: predict the lottery numbers
Gunther does the snoop dogg dance
Tsubasa Juufuku: Uh. Okay.
I'll trry.
rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 2 for Mind
{(
11
+
1
+
2
)}+2
= 4
Mask de Bara: gunther give juufuuku your DRUGS
3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3
Gunther https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8ev-5L7bPA
Tsubasa Juufuku: That's a lot of threes I get from staring at your abs, Bara.
Gunther: this is some dank kush maaaaan
Azureberry J.: I think our luck is inversly proportinal to our levels.
Mask de Bara: it's cause i'm a Triple Threat
Gunther blows the WEED SMOKE into her face
Tsubasa Juufuku inhales
Tsubasa Juufuku starts to trip
Tsubasa Juufuku prediction gooo
Tsubasa Juufuku: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 2 for Mind
{(
4
+
10
+
17
)}+2
= 12
eldritch s.: gein starts off against great luvia

Mobile L.: I think he's got this

eldritch s.: she's going to be desotryed, because he has the power to destroy th
e dickless
It is the end.
Chaos reigns, and the world burns.
MrEForEccentric: Oh jesus why are my flatmates deciding this is the best time to
have a loud conversation in the hallway
Fuyuki is a flaming wreck.
Standing above the ashes...
Punther. And... Mask de Bara.
Mask de Bara: AH HAAAW HAAAAAW HAAAAAAAW
Mobile L.: It was like Castlah's lightning birth, except with dicklessness
Tsubasa Juufuku: Wow- the fuck...
Punther: WE DID IT... WE KILLED EVERYONE
Mask de Bara: so what'd you see juufuku
eldritch s.: any instant, their bodies will scatter into a million pieces
Tsubasa Juufuku: Uhm.
eldritch s.: but deep in their souls, there is a burning feeling that will never
let them die
Gunther puff puff puff
Punther: B|
Tsubasa Juufuku: You and Gunther re-enact brokeback mountain during wrestling I
guess. That's the only explanation I have for the entire city burning, chaos bei
ng rampant- and you two in wrestling outfits still.
eldritch s.: everyone in their world, their hearts beat as one
and they all have one goal
Mask de Bara: .....
PUNTHER SHE KNOWS
Gunther: QUICKLY, TO THE BUNKER
Mask de Bara flee
Punther shoop
Tsubasa Juufuku smirks- "YES. They're finally gone"
Mobile L.: Exacty according to keikaku
MrEForEccentric: Everytime Tsubasa fails language, I will do things hungarian ph
asebook style
Mobile L.: Fuck yes
MrEForEccentric: specifically- it is always something flirty. Because when she l
ooks up languages and phrases- she's lazy as hell
Mobile L.: Oh gawd Tsubasa, nooooo
She will be preg with that Russian babby yet
It will be Franz's
Mac D.: eventually she talks to a large and handsome hungarian man
MrEForEccentric: It depends if she accidentally gets into a les relationship bec
ause she's disguised as a man
Mobile L.: Or she meets a gay Hungarian man and manages to turn him bi
Henrich von Belger: Ooohhh! You flatter me, little boy.....
Mobile L.: oh dear
Charlotte Watson ohgodwhat.jph
Henrich von Belger: I have a SPECIAL chamber in my quarters for romantics like y
ou.....
Charlotte Watson: *jpg
Mobile L.: run gurl
Charlotte Watson kick him in the balls then run away
Henrich von Belger: Hah HAH, I lost those in the Great War!

Henrich von Belger Pepe Le Pew hops after her

Azureberry J.: Oh look fawkes is bach.
Mac D.: fox is not a famous composer dummy
Charlotte Watson running in the 90s like "nu nu nu nu"
Space (GM): fun fact
by the time of hollow night
von belger would be like, 120
Henrich von Belger: I have achieved eternal youth through German Science.
Charlotte Watson: Cradle snatching pro level
Space (GM): german science sneers at the boundary between life and death
Henrich von Belger: One fourth of my body is made of PLEXIGLASS!
MrEForEccentric: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yhy7WCLbts
eldritch s.: i rememer when
no one in the thread
would stop saying
his stand was the entire boat
Mac D.: is?
Space (GM): the entire boat
Mac D.: the entire boat
MrEForEccentric: Theentireboat
Space (GM): i want food
Mac D.: too bad ur stuck with us
eldritch s.: these are mutually exlcusive
Mac D.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs5OQrdlq2c
MrEForEccentric: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgXSxOx5Uzw
Mac D.: metal gene kelly is still my favorite youtube video of all time
MrEForEccentric: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlxfDvSyPKA This is mine
Mobile L.: meep meep
I will put the finishing touches on Hunger Night while we wait
Mac D.: hunger night?
Mobile L.: The hunger games sim with Hollow Night characters, in honor of Battle
Royale
Mac D.: bah gawd
MrEForEccentric: Tsubasa's mom dies
Mac D.: be sure to put in derby mcgraw and the mayor
Mobile L.: Will d
What's Derby McGraw look like again?
Derby McGraw: if only SPACE were here to put his token on the board
Mobile L.: aHA, thank
MrEForEccentric: Franz thinks a scottish dude is preggers
Mobile L.: Poor child
Mac D.: "THE DEVIANT ART WAS RIGHT"
Space (GM): updatte derby's bio
Mac D.: nah he don't need it
Space (GM): he does
MrEForEccentric: Gloomy sunday
Mac D.: he does NOT
Space (GM): add it or i'll kill you
MrEForEccentric: I wonder if Franz will share his revelation with his bro
Derby McGraw: would you kill good ol' mcgraw
Mobile L.: That would be a laff
Mac D.: what are the pictures in those books in his room supposed to be
Space (GM): you come into my house
Mac D.: YOUR house
Space (GM): what do you think duff
Mobile L.: Playboy and shit
Mac D.: we built this house TOGETHER
Mobile L.: LET THE GAMES BEGIN http://i.imgur.com/musUNeD.png
Space (GM): no i built it w/ fox

MrEForEccentric: I think it's his research into whether M.preg is possible

Mac D.: oh
Space (GM): go stan go
Mac D.: LET'S GO DERBY
MrEForEccentric: Wow so Tsubasa's Mom could come out of this without a daughter
or a Husband
Since she's not taking part
Space (GM): no she coudln't
Mobile L.: A (relatively) bloodless start http://i.imgur.com/s5fZbG0.png
Space (GM): shes dead
MrEForEccentric: Damn
Mac D.: urameshi no
Mobile L.: Shit is getting raw and nasty already: http://i.imgur.com/CDmfTyk.png
Mac D.: sis no
MrEForEccentric: Lancers always die
Mr. Mayor: KILL ME SWEETIE
Yuuka: no dad
Sakura Tohsaka: paul what the fuck
Mac D.: also kuwabara confirmed stronger than greek jesus
Paul: i'm sorry i was hungry
Tsubasa Juufuku: Gotta get me 'DAT WATER
Derby McGraw: im just gonna sit in this cave the whole game yall have fun
Mobile L.: s-stan-kun... http://i.imgur.com/VkBl00k.png
Niko: n-no please.......!
Tsubasa Juufuku: You die, Tesla
Gunther: it's too late... SERB
Derby McGraw: squeal like a piggy
Niko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
MrEForEccentric: Also Tsubasa's dad killed Stan
Mac D.: also nice goin sakura
eldritch s.: paul and sak
Sakura Tohsaka: paul did the same
eldritch s.: died togther
because one tried to arm the mine
Paul: yeah thanks to you
Gunther: your screams only make me stronger
Sakura Tohsaka: paul are you sure you know what you're doing
eldritch s.: while sak tried to defuse it
and tat conflict caused it to explode
Paul: of course! how hard can it be?
Space (GM): rip in piss
Azureberry J.: So many landmines.
Mobile L.: No Country For Old Men http://i.imgur.com/Jfxq4HJ.png
MrEForEccentric: Wow gg
Kazuma Kuwabara: urameshi stop bothering me
Tsubasa Juufuku: Ciel what the hell, girl
Gunther: sleep is the closest thing we have to death, dear brother............
Yusuke Urameshi: KILL ME...
eldritch s.: why does gein alwauys have a really lame death
Mobile L.: IKR, it's so bullshit
I did the second one to see if he'd last longer, but no
He really is the dead teacher at the beginning
Mac D.: who won the first one
Mobile L.: Evo
Mac D.: that son of a bitch
Mobile L.: Waifu power
Yusuke Urameshi: he killed bubbles
eldritch s.: if gein dies in this he's going to get the coolest death
Yusuke Urameshi: who lasted to the second-to-last round
eldritch s.: you promise me that

Space (GM): i'll promise it to you

MrEForEccentric: I thought it'd be a heart attack
Space (GM): there will be no anticlimactic character deaths
*player character
Mac D.: gein proceeds to die in the most anticlimactic way possible
Space (GM): i reserve the right to kill fuckin yuuka or whoever off anticlimacti
cally
eldritch s.: jasons was pretty qanticlimactic
Mac D.: SPAC
SPAC I S2G
Space (GM): hup food's ready
Mac D.: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
MrEForEccentric: Inb4- George dies
eldritch s.: gein would sooner die himself
Mac D.: gein wick
MrEForEccentric: Look he's already keeled over on his back
Mobile L.: I promise NOTHING
It was Coghlain
eldritch s.: george is like
what
ten years
old
Mac D.: how's the hunger games goin BTW
Mobile L.: Here's the dead so far http://i.imgur.com/D01Yzrh.png
And NOW...
Mac D.: we remember them fondly in our hearts
Space (GM): pricks had it coming
Mobile L.: :)
Death of a Comedian http://i.imgur.com/tHUNF9q.png
MrEForEccentric: Nooo Tsubasa
Mask de Bara: no....
Mr. Mayor: NO.....
Mobile L.: brb
Mr. Mayor: NO....I WON'T DO IT YOU HEAR ME, I WON'T
Space (GM): charlemagne desires success
eldritch s.: no
he's just thinking about it
Mac D.: he wants to gut all these brats alive
MrEForEccentric: Tsubasa's dad sings himself to sleep not realizing he is now al
on
*alone
his daughter AND wife are dead
Mobile L.: Poor man
http://i.imgur.com/V8SPBY7.png
Kazuma Kuwabara: GET BACK HERE
Mr. Mayor: I WON'T LET YOU MARRY MY DAUGHTEEEEEER
Charlotte Watson: what about a scottish guy
Franz Glazkov: i called dibs
Mac D.: does charlotte want to gay marry kuwabara
Mobile L.: Franz is Honorable: Part Two http://i.imgur.com/9mCe5Gh.png
Franz Glazkov: that sounds about right tbh
eldritch s.: pedophilic kenshin
Mobile L.: Poor Chazzle
Yuuka: holy shit
Derby McGraw: Remember me.........As the legend....And not the MAN....
Tsubasa Juufuku shames her father from beyond the grave
eldritch s.: "I WANT ME SUM PUSSY" kenshin no
Mac D.: being a salaryman is hard
Yuuka: he lonely

Mobile L.: FRANZ NO YOUR HEART WAS TOO BIG ;A; http://i.imgur.com/IJAmbcz.png
Mac D.: satsuki you pussy
Mobile L.: Haunted by her murder of Tsubasa
MrEForEccentric: She is clearly feeling guilty over stabbing Tsubasa
Yes
Mobile L.: OH CHRIST WHAT http://i.imgur.com/2xkU1FB.png
Yusuke Urameshi: holy shit
Kazuma Kuwabara: I FINALLY WON
MrEForEccentric: Charlemagne died
Kazuma Kuwabara: i told you urameshi
Yusuke Urameshi: x_x
Kazuma Kuwabara: only i'm allowed to kill you
eldritch s.: why do my chars always get fucked over
Mobile L.: Unluck of the part-Irish
olivia, um... http://i.imgur.com/Gh5QnXk.png
eldritch s.: cougar
Mobile L.: Trying to fucking make her dead son's friend her fuckin' new BF
DISGUSTING
eldritch s.: hey at least the mayor is reunited with hs daughter
Brutal Knight: rida dei ut avfranklandet med dyre dros i sadel
bles i luren olivant p ronsalavollen.
Kazuma Kuwabara: it's just cold
Mobile L.: r-roland-kun...
MrEForEccentric: Also his daughter's snuggle buddy
Kazuma Kuwabara: get your mind out of the gutter
Mobile L.: holy fuck
eldritch s.: what
Mobile L.: oop hold on
Thought I had the link :P
http://i.imgur.com/UKHn9J5.png
eldritch s.: the
the mayor
why
Mask de Bara: RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGH
MrEForEccentric: holy shit
Mobile L.: He is a broken man
MrEForEccentric: No-dick jason though
Mr. Mayor: THIS IS WAR
IF YOU WANT TO BE TOGETHER WITH THAT MMMMMNDELINQUENT SO BAD YOU CAN BE TOGETHER
WITH HIM IN THE GRAVE
eldritch s.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPcgGdUXxt0
MrEForEccentric: RIP Ciel
Mobile L.: god damn...
Filler http://i.imgur.com/cX8CCaP.png
Mr. Mayor: I'VE GOT YOU NOW BOY
MrEForEccentric: Kenshin: "Look over there"
Mr. Mayor: WHA?????????????????
MrEForEccentric: Kenshin: -runsBrutal Knight: dubstep roland
Mobile L.: More filler http://i.imgur.com/LrVwaZn.png
Wubland
Mac D.: this is the same filler
Mobile L.: ah fuck
One moment
eldritch s.: double filler
Tsubasa Juufuku: Angels have no thought
Of ever returning you.
If I thought of joining you?
Would they be angry
Brutal Knight: i can't tell if this'd be a good fight song or bad

use or no
Mobile L.: http://i.imgur.com/RhvaMAP.png
It'd be kewl, i think
Mr. Mayor: YOU HARLOT
Olivia Glazkov: ;)
Tsubasa Juufuku: Death is no dream,
For in death I'm caressing you.
I'll be blessin' you.
With the last breath of my soul,
Kazuma Kuwabara: juufuku please stop touching me
Tsubasa Juufuku: No
Kazuma Kuwabara: juufuku i am very uncomfortable
Mobile L.: Death of a Real Man http://i.imgur.com/93QHefr.png
Tsubasa Juufuku: Deal with it
Mr. Mayor: i have nothing left to live for
Gunther: i think i still have water in my throat
Mr. Mayor: i go now.....to see my baby girl....
MrEForEccentric: Salary man is stronk
Gunther: when will mother join us, i wonder...?
Olivia Glazkov: never ;) ;) ;)
MrEForEccentric: Olivia vs Jason vs Kenshin
Gunther: m-mother...
MrEForEccentric: I like Gloomy Sunday
It's a good song
Mobile L.: The Nina Simone version is boss
MrEForEccentric: I don't know what cover this is
But it's pretty cool
https://soundcloud.com/blueblockhead/gloomy-sunday
Mobile L.: SHA LA LAI SHA LA LAI SHA LA LAI, THE END IS DRAWING NEAR http://i.im
gur.com/U0QPBTO.png
MrEForEccentric: Kenshin cries because he just realized all he loved is dead
even that one deaf chick he snuggled with
Mac D.: s'gettin brutal
Mobile L.: FUCKING KILL EACH OTHER YOU HOMOS http://i.imgur.com/8xwwVqo.png
Olivia Glazkov: ohs hit i just realized
i haven't played the OP in a while
Space (GM): picture a cool opening with all the dudes
Mac D.: is this the part where they all make peace with each other and realize t
hey don't have to fight in this brutal system
Mobile L.: Everyone does something anime
Azureberry J.: Oh Space! Where did you find that remix?
Space (GM): o which one?
Mobile L.: Apparently so....... http://i.imgur.com/un2GQfE.png
Space (GM): arcueid's theme?
https://soundcloud.com/raffteria/melty-blood-the-theme-of-arcueid-cover-arrenge
Mobile L.: THEY STILL HAVEN'T FUCKINHG KILLED EACH OTHER HHHHHHH
hold on.......
Azureberry J.: Yeah that.
Mobile L.: aaaaaaa
Next screenie will come when someone dies
Azureberry J.: Thank.
Mac D.: no keep making the screenies
Space (GM): np
Mac D.: we must understand their struggle for peace
Tsubasa Juufuku: Little white flowers
Will never awaken you.
Not where the black coach
Of sorrow has taken you.
Caren Hortensia: https://soundcloud.com/rynozilla/melty-blood-acress-again-truth
?in=bananatrap/sets/melty-blood

Kazuma Kuwabara: seriously get off

Gunther: somone please hold me i am alone
Tsubasa Juufuku: No
Kazuma Kuwabara: go hold gunther for a while
Tsubasa Juufuku: No, he's the father
Officer Daisuke: https://soundcloud.com/rolly-santos/melty-blood-re-act-final-tu
ned?in=bananatrap/sets/melty-blood
Gunther: :,(
Kazuma Kuwabara: juufuku
Gunther: yew ahr TEAHRING ME APAHT, tsubasaaaa
Tsubasa Juufuku: Nu
eldritch s.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB9fBbv6qps
Mobile L.: http://i.imgur.com/4IDrEL7.png
Gunther commits heaven-suicide
Tsubasa Juufuku: Gloomy is Sunday,
With shadows I spend it all.
Decided to end it all.
My heart and I, have
Kazuma Kuwabara: stop
Tsubasa Juufuku: No
Mobile L.: WE HAVE A CHAMP http://i.imgur.com/hEjiPw8.png
eldritch s.: the final battle
Mac D.: does tsubasa write gloomy beat poetry as secret hobby
MrEForEccentric: Yes
Olivia wins
Olivia Glazkov: a glazkov always pays her debts
Mac D.: what a way for nodick to go
MrEForEccentric: RIP Juufukus
Gunther: mother.......
did i make you proud........
eldritch s.: how would olivia be after that
Olivia Glazkov: she'd be unhappy franz died
eldritch s.: unhappy
Mobile L.: RIP in piss the rest of her family
Mac D.: indifferent towards the death of that freak
Olivia Glazkov: yeah unhappy
eldritch s.: mildly peturbed
MrEForEccentric: i'm just glad Kenshin got to the final 3
eldritch s.: "oh no, franz is dead."
"oh well"
Mac D.: "time to make new ones"
Olivia Glazkov: 'i'm still young'
Mobile L.: Should I do one more or no?
Olivia Glazkov: sure do it while i add songs
Mac D.: do one with us
Mobile L.: Oh gawd
MrEForEccentric: as in us, as us
Mobile L.: But who for filler?
MrEForEccentric: Uhm. Celebrities
Mac D.: other discussion thread people?
eldritch s.: what
Mobile L.: Awwwright
eldritch s.: what is this about filler
Space (GM): fox
Mobile L.: Lemme grab the draws
Space (GM): not fox mccloud
but a fox
Mac D.: i miss foc
Space (GM): he'll be back in like maybe 5 min

eldritch s.: give me the link to this

Space (GM): https://soundcloud.com/rynozilla/melty-blood-acress-again-truth
Mac D.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPl6-dbIkiU
Space (GM): i hope this is on soundcloud
eldritch s.: that song
i had
Mac D.: i checked it doesn't seem to be
eldritch s.: a teacher
Space (GM): aww
eldritch s.: who said his friend who owned a store
and his teacher played that song
to clear people out
*his friend
Mac D.: his store clearly had shitty customers THEN
this was the song that played at the end of Grizzly Man
w-where'd everyone go....
Space (GM): im just looking for sick songs
Mobile L.: whooo yip whooo yip whooo
Space (GM): https://soundcloud.com/lazybone53/unlimited-blade-works-emiya?in=shi
ki_7c5/sets/type-moon brb changing final boss to shirou + archer tag team
Mobile L.: I am painstakingly getting pics for all of us
Mac D.: https://soundcloud.com/bitcloudyo/the-hero-jam-project-one-punch-man-ful
l-op
Mobile L.: shiiiit 28 peeps and only 24 spots...
Mac D.: four people can be cut
Mobile L.: Four UNDESIRABLES.......
Mac D.: THEY WON'T BE MISSED....
Space (GM): https://youtu.be/oRIyw-pJkUk
Mac D.: did any of your catch that bob ross twitch marathon
Space (GM): i heard about ut
Mobile L.: Hadn't got the chance. Is it still going?
Mac D.: i don't think so they aired the last episode yesterday
Mobile L.: Aww, damn
Mac D.: oh never mind it's currently sitting on a 24-ish hourlong countdown
Mobile L.: BEGUN, THE THREAD WAR HAS... http://i.imgur.com/cRiQilY.png
MrEForEccentric: Who is missing, I can't even tell
Mobile L.: Ferg, Fancy, the rest of my family....
ELDY YOU RAT BASTARD http://i.imgur.com/0LJEndD.png
MrEForEccentric: Ahh
RIP mobile's nose
Mobile L.: Lunar is brtal
MrEForEccentric: Running my own thing
http://i.snag.gy/1Wrjq.jpg
Mac D.: space why'd you do that to stone
Mobile L.: oo jesus
MrEForEccentric: Go Lingqi
Space (GM): i had the ability
eldritch s.: re: bread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tADrVFOCri4
Mac D.: ram dies immediately
as should be EXPECTED
Mobile L.: GOD DAMN IT ME http://i.imgur.com/KnBK62O.png
MrEForEccentric: http://i.snag.gy/4vHoz.jpg Moreau killed someone before dying
Mobile L.: I blame YOU for this, Eldy
Space (GM): that's what i get for underestimating josh
Mac D.: you deserve it space
MrEForEccentric: Thanks fox
eldritch s.: DYSINTARY PAWNCH
Space (GM): i think that's seer's [Special Ability]
Mac D.: i want this hunger games immortalized in art form
Space (GM): to punch someone and give them dysentery...

Mobile L.: I will try...

Space (GM): duff's [Special Ability]: immune to viruses thanks to his hi-tech in
ternet browser
olive's [Special Ability]: broadcast your crimes to the world
Mobile L.: Seems about right http://i.imgur.com/0mONYNk.png
MrEForEccentric: http://i.snag.gy/Ov8CG.jpg Holy shit Moreau is killing people
Space (GM): accurate
Mac D.: fox why
that man was MINE
Space (GM): @olive: what if he wins
MrEForEccentric: Then I will fg as him
also- lol Leo fell in a pit and died
Space (GM): fg him as he just got out of the hunger games
@olive: who?
MrEForEccentric: Letholdhus
Space (GM): who is that?
MrEForEccentric: Chesterverse dude
Mobile L.: eldy noooooo http://i.imgur.com/nIdKCuR.png
Space (GM): i thought he was just a myth
MrEForEccentric: Y'know
I think you're right
Space (GM): don't underestimate josh
Mac D.: all i got were rap cd's and wrestling dvds
Mobile L.: Josh is quiet because his mind is filled with KILLER INTENT
Space (GM): what about wrestling rap cds
Mac D.: those 2
eldritch s.: josh set the spirit of the wendigo free
Mac D.: josh will be the death of us all
Mobile L.: Now we can kill each other deader in hell
eldritch s.: by killing me
Space (GM): hellger games
MrEForEccentric: http://i.snag.gy/CV2O1.jpg Holy shit
Mac D.: god damn it linqui
Mobile L.: Disturbingly accurate http://i.imgur.com/R6vifzE.png
MrEForEccentric snaps Imca's neck
Space (GM): the hatchet was from me
Mac D.: olive you beast
Mobile L.: >.<
MrEForEccentric: Silently too
By the way
Chen Gong tried to imitate Lingqi
And well
Mac D.: do you think jam is still alive
Mobile L.: jam...?
MrEForEccentric: http://i.snag.gy/xViRv.jpg
Space (GM): is jam posting
accurate for chen gong
Mobile L.: The beast that is Josh cannot be killed http://i.imgur.com/4hbiQaw.pn
g
Space (GM): duff
why didn't you avenge me
Mac D.: i'm trying
the bastard is slippery
eldritch s.: https://youtu.be/HjW1oY1J94M?t=812 you put the boom boom into the d
ur
MrEForEccentric: http://i.snag.gy/ZJzHw.jpg Tsubasa makes a mistake
Mobile L.: SINGAPORE MILITARY COUP http://i.imgur.com/TGdWdF9.png
Poor Moreau
Mac D.: josh integrates himself into the innocent party

they will not survive the night

Mobile L.: He waits, he hungers
MrEForEccentric: Nooo Tsubasa fell into a frozen lake and drowned
eldritch s.: dear leader, no
Mobile L.: She almost had him... http://i.imgur.com/paDhzgE.png
eldritch s.: the dprkoaaiart will never forget you
*dproaaiart
Space (GM): holy shit chris
bcom was whispering during the video
MrEForEccentric: http://i.snag.gy/RgfKh.jpg Lingqi is a beast
Only two people went to the feast
http://i.snag.gy/NDwo9.jpg
Mobile L.: I am now terrified http://i.imgur.com/f20aoWl.png
MrEForEccentric: Oh god
rip me
Space (GM): holy shit
Mac D.: jesus christ josh
Mobile L.: He's like the one dude in Battle Royale
eldritch s.: kiriyama
Space (GM): yeah
Mobile L.: You'll have to explode his head
eldritch s.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPcgGdUXxt0
Mac D.: guys i think jam is legally dead
Fawkes M. (GM): And just as I'm legally undeda
*undead
eldritch s.: undeda
Space (GM): fox i gave you a hatchet
Mobile L.: Greetings
Space (GM): but josh killed me
Fawkes M. (GM): Who should I kill with it?
MrEForEccentric: Good news on my oneFawkes M. (GM): Fucking ass
Space (GM): kill josh
MrEForEccentric: Moreau didn't win
Space (GM): vengeance
Fawkes M. (GM): I'll do it!
Mobile L.: RIP in piss
MrEForEccentric: Jesus Lingqi got 6 kills
Mobile L.: DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES http://i.imgur.com/eP2WP2Y.png
Fawkes M. (GM): Sorry about the wait, fellas
MrEForEccentric: Out of 12 contestants
Mobile L.: No worries, dawg
Space (GM): i'm gonna show off some cool songs to fox
Fawkes M. (GM): Wow, Mega
Mobile L.: The old man can kill
Fawkes M. (GM): I'm now picturing Gein strangling Tsubasa
eldritch s.: gein was killed when raiga fell out of a tree
Space (GM): hey fawkes
Fawkes M. (GM): Yeh?
Space (GM): check out brutal knight's bio
Fawkes M. (GM): You're sick
Mobile L.: DUFF DON'T http://i.imgur.com/UQrULU3.png
Space (GM): 8)
that's duff's trick
it's an ambush
MrEForEccentric: http://i.snag.gy/PEcGw.jpg 'Dem placements
eldritch s.: fox was the grater threat to daisy
Mac D.: he told me he's atoned
he seems like a trustworthy enough fellow to me i like the cut of his gib
Space (GM): ozzy did worse than i expected

Mobile L.: Karma is a bitch http://i.imgur.com/Vc2Zaid.png

MrEForEccentric: He was killed by Pandora's Actor, Pandora's Actor used Ozzy's o
wn weapon on him
eldritch s.: the infection made his head explod
Fawkes M. (GM): What did you do to him, Duff?
Space (GM): alright guys
MrEForEccentric: Don't know who's in 18th plae
Mac D.: mhmhmhmhmhm~
MrEForEccentric: *place
Space (GM): i see jam posting in the rp
so im gonna call him o'er the skype
Mac D.: there he is
Mobile L.: Tap he shoulder
MrEForEccentric: I'm going to sleepy
Azureberry J.: I am still here.
Mac D.: it's him
Mobile L.: G'nacht
Space (GM): oh hok
night olive
now, let's begin
MrEForEccentric: Night
Azureberry J.: Begin what?
Mac D.: nite nite
eldritch s.: what is this feeling of power and drive
Space (GM): we were gonna start it back up after fox got back
Fawkes M. (GM): Your death
eldritch s.: ive never known, i feel alive
Azureberry J.: Whoak.
Stanislav Glazkov bursts in the door, huffing and puffing
Stanislav Glazkov: FRIENDS!
Mobile L.: BADGER YOU BASTARD...! http://i.imgur.com/rlXzytl.png
eldritch s.: where does thsi feeling of power derive
Stanislav Glazkov: Gather around.
eldritch s.: letting me know, why i'm alive
Gein Mender gathers
Gunther GATHERS, sweat-caked but looking strangely pleased
Mask de Bara feels like a MAN
Mask de Bara: HOOF
eldritch s.: it's the feeling of being alive
Mask de Bara: HOOWAH
Stanislav Glazkov: Now...
eldritch s.: filled with evil but truly alive
Gunther: Hehhhhh...
Stanislav Glazkov: today is the day!
eldritch s.: it's the truth that cannot be denied
it's the feeling of being alive
wait
Mask de Bara: The day of my ASCENSION....
eldritch s.: what's this
sweet miss
alright that's enough
Stanislav Glazkov: Not quite!
Mac D.: i was about to say we should wait on seer to get it out of his system
Niels Bohr: If only it were the FOURTH of JULY.
Stanislav Glazkov: First, we must go down there, for the wrestle.
Landlord: Freedom isn't free!

Punther: LET FREEDOM RING!

Gunther:
Gunther nod nods to Father also
Stanislav Glazkov: Oh my God and Mary, his is a no-kayfabe zone.
Mask de Bara: VIVA LA REVOLUCION!
Stanislav Glazkov: NO KAYFABE ZONE
Kazuma Kuwabara: What? Aw....
Stanislav Glazkov: Ahem.
Gunther: ...Damnation.
Stanislav Glazkov: I believe that. Being seen together would be a thing bad.
For you see.
If we are in one huge group, then so we will be claimed of 'cheating.'
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...Wait, huh?
You mean we can't go down to the arena together?
Stanislav Glazkov: If we all travel together, then are 'friends,' not enemies!
Gunther: ...Hm. That estimation is correct, Father.
Kazuma Kuwabara: .....I GUESS that makes sense....
Gunther: It would be suspicious.
Asumu Mizono is....I forget what is happen.
Niels Bohr: In typical American fashion, I'm going first.
Well, historicaly...
Stanislav Glazkov: Go! This is chance to make some fans already, while you walk
to arena.
Niels Bohr: I'd go last.
Mac D.: they are getting ready to go to the WRESTLE TOURNAMENT JAM
Niels Bohr: And then claim I went first later.
Space (GM): my plan is:
the party wanders around to the arena
talks to various npcs
Niels Bohr: Alright, everyone else go before me.
Space (GM): and gets fans that way
Mac D.: genius
Asumu Mizono has gotten dressed and ready
Gunther nods and goes to PUT ON THE CLOTHINGS
Kazuma Kuwabara: Alright! See you guys there!
Space (GM): remind me who everyone's managers is
Kazuma Kuwabara DONS THE MASK
Niels Bohr: landlord
Kazuma Kuwabara: kuwabara's is stan
Stanislav Glazkov: Let's ride, ese!
Mask de Bara: SI.
Punther 's manager is Sakura
Mask de Bara heads out the door with SWAGGER AND STYLE
Stanislav Glazkov saunters boldly out after
Punther: THE SHOW MUST GO ONNNNNN!
Niels Bohr tucks his fake gun into his belt
Landlord: Alright. You ready, Gein?
Punther HEADS OUT to find that terrible little girl who is his manager
Mobile L.: The herd thins http://i.imgur.com/HWKoMWE.png
Mac D.: how did i go

Mobile L.: Badger got you

Sakura is in her room...
Mac D.: that bastard....
Punther MANLY AMERICAN KNOCKING
Mobile L.: Box avenged you
Sakura Tohsaka: No one's home!
Alice Boyce looks at Akiyama.
Shun Akiyama: Well, you ready?
Alice Boyce: Uh-huh!
Punther: SAKURA IT'S... ME. your own personal jesus........
Paul: Don't be silly sakura, of course there is!
Shun Akiyama: That's the spirit. Let's get going.
Sakura Tohsaka: ...I'll meet you at the arena!
Alice Boyce FORWARD I THINK
Punther FISTPUMPS even though she can't see it
Paul: Who's that you're talking to, Sakura?
Sakura Tohsaka: No one! And don't you have somewhere to be?!
Paul: In a bit! It's a little rude to not answer the door for somebody....
Paul goes to open the door
Niels Bohr: I'm ready.
Landlord: Alright. You go on ahead, I've got to make some last minute purchases
at the 7-11...
Niels Bohr: https://soundcloud.com/tobuscusfkmepls/america-fuck-yeah-ultimate-1
Landlord: mobile ...
Punther: uhp I return, soz
Punther OH MY GOD PAUL WHO IS THAT
Niels Bohr begins striding around dramatically, with the stride of the most comi
cal american
Mobile L.: uh... y-you guys... http://i.imgur.com/R4e65oi.png
Alice Boyce is wondering around. Being stealth. Only showing herself to a few pe
ople.
Paul: ........Oh!
And who are you?
Shun Akiyama follows her, making no effort to hide his presence
Kazuma Kuwabara is STRUTTIN AND CUTTIN on the streets of Fuyuki
Gunther briefly breaks the kayfabe for business purposes
Mask de Bara him
Gunther: Hello. I am Gnther Glazkov, AKA Punther. Sakura has agreed to be my manag
er.
Stanislav Glazkov: ...EH? HOMBRE, LOOK.
Mask de Bara: QUE?
Paul: ...Manager?
Stanislav Glazkov: IS FAMOUS CHICA, TOHSAKA RIN...
Paul: ...Oh! Are you one of the wrestlers?
Gunther nods
Gunther: I am, yes.
Mask de Bara: ...I SEE. I've heard some TALK OF THE TOWN, about THIS ONE.

Mask de Bara saunters up to her

Mask de Bara: YO, SENIORITA.
Rin Tohsaka: ?
Rin Tohsaka looks over
Rin Tohsaka stiffens
Paul: I see, I see!
Rin Tohsaka: ...Kuwabara?
Niels Bohr probably like has the american flag for a cape or osmething really fu
cking stupid
Mask de Bara: That's the SECOND TIME I've been mistaken for that weakling....
Gunther: ...Well. I suppose I will be seeing her at the ring. Good day.
Mask de Bara: There BETTER not be a third, got it??
Paul: Alright, then! Give it your best out there!
Rin Tohsaka: Uh... yeah, got it. Why are you dressed like a luchador?
A bystander does indeed take note of Bohr's getup.
Punther: I... INTEND TO........!
Mask de Bara: I am not DRESSED like a Luchador....
Nurse: ...?
Mask de Bara: I AM...
Mask de Bara pose
Mask de Bara: A luchador........
Punther fist-pumps and slowly walks backwards outta there
(To Fawkes M.): oh mai gah...
(From Nurse): I WISH I WERE A BIRD.
Mask de Bara: And I'm on my way to the tournament of champions, SLAMAGEDDON.
Niels Bohr: WHY- HELLO THERE, FINE WOMAN.
(To Fawkes M.): you're AMAZING
Niels Bohr: NO DOUBT YOU ARE STUNNED BY THE STAR-SPANGELED BANNER ON MY BACK.
Now... where to, Punther?
Rin Tohsaka: Slamageddon?
Punther TO THE RING, HWAHHHHHH~
Nurse: Uh... yeah! Yeah, it looks pretty cool.
Punther SALUTES the fine young citizen by him
Franz Glazkov: ...Oh, my god. You're really doing this, brother?
Mask de Bara: YES!
SLAMMMMMAGEDDON.
Rin Tohsaka: That's a... a wrestling event?
Punther: Brother...? I... I do not know what it is you speak of.... young man...
....
Niels Bohr: MY NAME IS NIELS BOHR, WRESTLER EXTRAORDINAIRE, AND FORMER PRESENTIA
L CANDIDATE BEFORE I LOST OUT TO THAT PANSY BUSH FOR THE REPUBLIC CANDIDACY!
*REPUBLICAN
Mask de Bara: NOOOOOO! IT'S A PIE-EATING CONTEST!
OF COURSE IT'S A WRESTLING EVENT CABRON.
Punther does some shitty knockoff JoJo poses
Alice Boyce 's persona is a ninja and thus cannot do much without breaking chara
cter.
Niels Bohr: I UNDERSTAND THE JAPANESE HAVE AN EMPEROR, DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT A
PRESIDENT IS, MA'AM?
Rin Tohsaka: Cabra.

Niels Bohr: THE POWER BEHIND THAT WORD.

Perhaps she can stealthily greet someone...
Mobile L.: run while you can... http://i.imgur.com/zuIzwfG.png
Franz Glazkov: Jesus dick.
Mask de Bara: Que'?
Nurse: Uh... yeah, I do! I'm actually from the States.
Franz Glazkov: This is strangest investigation, have ever seen.
Niels Bohr: MY SISTER IN DEMOCRACY!
Rin Tohsaka: 'Cabra' is feminine.
Fawkes M. (GM): Wait, what happened to me?
Mask de Bara: EXCUSE ME?
WHO IS THE SPANIARD HERE.
Space (GM): you fell through the ice
Niels Bohr: OH SAY, CAN YOU SEE?
Rin Tohsaka: Lucha libre is Mexican.
Mask de Bara: I RESPECTFULLY ASK THAT YOU DO NOT *APPROPRIATE MY CULTURE
Alice Boyce let's see....Coglain? Hahaha no. Ceil? Ceil's safe, waves to her. Fr
om the shadows.
eldritch s.: i really do like your anthem
Punther: I... I barely understand a word that's comin' from your mouth, little c
hampion, but all the same... I'm rootin' for you...! I believe in you...
Mobile L.: aww, thanks
Mask de Bara: PFHAH. Not only are these flimsy Japanese WEAK, they're BIGOTED...
..
Nurse: Heheh!
Nurse giggles a bit
Nurse: So, you're here to represent us for the tournament?
Niels Bohr: OH YES!
Ciel: ...?
Ciel glances over to where she thought she saw motion
Franz Glazkov: ...Jesus. Okay.
Mask de Bara: NOW LISTEN HERE, SENIORITA.
Franz Glazkov: Well, you have fun with piledrivers.
Mask de Bara POINTS at her
Niels Bohr: THE FLAG SHALL WAVE PROUDLY OVER SLAMAGGEDDON THIS TIME.
Rin Tohsaka: ...
Rin Tohsaka frowns a little bit
Mask de Bara: DO WELL to remember this name! For it is the name that shall be em
broidered on the Slamageddon Championship Belt!
Punther: And you... you do the same. Don't do drugs and stay in school.......
Mask de Bara: MANAGER, LIGHTS.
Alice Boyce taps her on the shoulder. from the OTHER SIDE!
Stanislav Glazkov: LIGHTS!
Stanislav Glazkov shines bright lights via magic
Nurse: Well, I bet you'll do great in there!
Rin Tohsaka is less than impressed
Mask de Bara magically procures a spanish guitar
Niels Bohr salutes
Mask de Bara SPANISH GUITAR RIFF

Mask de Bara: ...MMMMMASK.

Mask de Bara SPANISH GUITAR RIFF
Mask de Bara: DE.
Nurse re-adjusts her jacket and... is that a Dynamite RIN T-shirt she's wearing?
Mask de Bara SPANISH GUITAR RIFF
Mask de Bara: BARRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Ciel quickly snaps to the other side
Niels Bohr grins and marches off, ignoring that fact
Rin Tohsaka: ...Well, good luck out there. Good luck with the investigation, too
.
Mask de Bara: WHAT INVESTIGATION.
Punther screeches like an eagle and runs off with his arms outstretched airplane
-style
Rin Tohsaka: Nice talking to you.
Rin Tohsaka walks off
Alice Boyce waves to her.
Stanislav Glazkov: ...Went well, yes.
Mask de Bara: ...Tch! Japanese....
Ciel: ...Oh, hey!
Franz Glazkov: ...hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhholy fuck.
Ciel: I almost didn't see you there.
Mask de Bara: Come, Manager. We must not be late!
Punther doesn't even notice Coghlain
Coghlain is waiting in an alley
Coghlain: ...?
Heh...
Punther: REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Tomoe Takatsuki 's eyes widen
Nurse watches Bohr go before also heading off
Tomoe Takatsuki: A-aaaah!
Alice Boyce hands her a flyer that she totes made during the montage.
Stanislav Glazkov: DA!
Punther: eeeeeeeeeehello there do not be afraid I bring good tidings of great fr
eedom
Stanislav Glazkov: eRSI
Niels Bohr: AMERICEIGH!!
Ciel: ...Eh? What's this?
Monji Gatou: --EH?!
Ciel reads it over
Mask de Bara: HMPH.
Monji Gatou looks between him - he's cornered!
Mask de Bara: MORE Japanese Trash stands in my way....
Monji Gatou: Wrestlers... Foreign ones, too.
Niels Bohr: NO, MY FRIEND, YOU ARE THE FOREIGN ONE.

Mask de Bara: Out of my sight!

Monji Gatou covers his face with a hand, dramatically shadowed
Niels Bohr: I AM THE TRUE, CORN-FED AMERICAN!
Mask de Bara: OUT, OUT.
AMERICAN!?
Alice Boyce Its ALICE THE TEXAS NINJA!
Mask de Bara: If there's ONE THING I HATE MORE THAN JAPANESE....
Niels Bohr shows off his American cap
Niels Bohr: *cape
Monji Gatou: It looks like the Slamageddon event... it's getting surrounded by f
oreigners!
Mask de Bara: It's the UNITED STATERS.
Punther: ...My opponent... I can tell he... was not kind to you...
Monji Gatou points a thumb at his chest
Niels Bohr: A MEXICAN...
Monji Gatou: But I, Monji Gatou, will rid out great islands of-Mask de Bara: SPANIARD!
Monji Gatou: ...Are you even listening to me??
Mask de Bara: KEEP QUIET.
Punther: But..........
Tomoe Takatsuki: ......
Ciel: ...Oh, thanks!
Niels Bohr: I HAVE NO TIME FOR... EUGH, NON-CONTINENTALS!
Tomoe Takatsuki still looks like she could run at any moment
Mask de Bara: BIG TALK FOR A BIG AMERICAN MAN.
FULL OF THE CHEESEBURGERS, NO DOUBT.
Monji Gatou: ...Man....
....
Mask de Bara: BUT LET'S SEE HOW BIG YOU ARE IN THE RING!
Niels Bohr: I SPILLED MY BLOOD FIGHTING IN THE KOREAN WAR FOR EVERY SINGLE BURGE
R.
Monji Gatou shoves his hands in his pockets
Monji Gatou sadly walks away
Alice Boyce gives a thumbs up.
Niels Bohr flexes at him as he walks off
Punther: In the words of our national hero Geoffrey Lebowski... this aggression
will not stand, man... I intend to right this wrong and avenge your injured spir
it by pummelling the living bajeezus out of that cad Bara.
Mask de Bara struts in the opposite direction
Ciel: When's it gonna be?
Punther tries to project MANLY REASSURANCE
Stanislav Glazkov: Hey, hey! Settle this in the ring, hombre!
Stanislav Glazkov mock-holds de Bara back
Mask de Bara: (...Huh...Oh-!)
Niels Bohr looks for the next member of the unsuspecting public he can fuck with
Alice Boyce states TIME.

Mask de Bara spins around pretending to try and wriggle out

Mask de Bara: OH, I'll SMASH YOU! FAT AMERICAN!
JUST YOU WAIT!
Niels Bohr shrugging off the Sapniard
Niels Bohr: HM.
Ciel smiles
Niels Bohr: sapniard
Tomoe Takatsuki: ...But... he's your classmate.
I don't understand.
Why are you all acting so strangely?
Niels Bohr: OUT OF THE WAY.
FREEDOM COMING THROUGH.
Ciel: I think I'm free then. Maybe I'll give it a try!
Stanislav Glazkov: ...Good! Very good kayfabe.
Punther:
Tomoe Takatsuki: G-Gein?!
Niels Bohr: Oh, Tomoe, wait for a second, let me explain this to you.
Alice Boyce states excitement
Niels Bohr: In wrestling, the wrestlers act like freaks when they're really not.
It's acting.
All in good fun.
Mask de Bara STRUTS out of STan's grip and down the street
Punther:
Punther reluctant nod
Ciel smile-nods
Tomoe Takatsuki: Oh... so you're not all... like that, suddenly?
Ciel: Alright, I'll see you there!
Ciel heads off
Niels Bohr: No, it's acting, it's part of the tradition.
Mask de Bara: QUE?
Mobile L.: The old man breaks http://i.imgur.com/ynCkJEW.png
Chef is snoozing in a deck chair outside of Lumpy's
Alice Boyce disappears into the shadows once more.
Mask de Bara: WELL WELL, AT LAST.
Chef: Zzzz... huh?
Chef blinks awake
Mask de Bara: A STRONG, NON-JAPANESE FELLOW.
Tomoe Takatsuki: ...Show me!
Tomoe Takatsuki suddenly excitedd
Punther:
Mask de Bara: Are you here to crush this weak country too, Hombre?
Chef: What?
No, I'm a chef.
Mask de Bara: Crush it BENEATH YOUR BOOTHEEL??
Niels Bohr: THIS LITTLE PANSY HERE, HE'S NOT AMERICAN, HE'S A RUSKIE, A PINKO, H
E'S A EUROPEAN.
Punther smiles a bit and TURNS TO FACE BOHR

Mask de Bara: A CHEF, you say?

Chef: I cook stuff. Y'know, food. That's what a chef is.
Mask de Bara: I request that you cook me a VICTORY FEAST after Slammageddon!
Chef: Sure thing. But it's only free if you win, okay?
Mask de Bara: THEN IT IS FREE.
Tomoe Takatsuki: Ooh!
T-tell him... tell him he's a foreign piece of trash!
Mask de Bara: You seem like a man of strong build!
eldritch s.: tomoe gets excited and punches gunth in the face
Mask de Bara: COME, MAKE POSES WITH ME.
Punther: WHY... I have NEVER HEARD SUCH A bald-faced, hideous LIE in all my YOUN
G YEARS of protecting freedom... I bet... I bet you're one 'a them UNAMERICAN FA
T-CATS, bent on destroying our freedoms with the NSA and the CIA and the DARK NE
T......... you piece 'a trash......
Chef hops out of his chair
Chef immediately strikes a pose
Mask de Bara POSE
Chef POSE
Mask de Bara POSE
Tomoe Takatsuki grins broadly
Alice Boyce finds neco arc if that shits accessible and kinda sleathily shoves a
flyer into its hand thing.
Mac D.: she's busy maintaining the day
Space (GM): oh no, that's just the token i use to change day and night
Punther is silently vindicated
Space (GM): lemme add a dude for you
Niels Bohr: A LIKELY BIT OF DRIVEL FROM A COMMUNIST, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT BORSCHT,
YOU'RE FAKE LIKE THE MEDALS I MADE IN NAAAAAAAAAAAA- I MEAN DIDN'T FORGE IN NAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
Space (GM): there
charlemagne
Mask de Bara: AH HAH HAH HAH!
Tomoe Takatsuki: Y-y-yes! In Nam!
Alice Boyce does that wiath charlemanthsoosubs
Tomoe Takatsuki nods excitedly
Chef: Y'know, kid, you're alright.
Mask de Bara starts walking away, pointing to Chef
Mask de Bara: REV UP THOSE FRIERS FOR MY TRIUMPHENT RETURN, HOMBRE.
Chef: Knock 'em dead.
(From Ciel): Late, but - thanks!
Chef gets back to his napping
Punther: ...WHY I OUGHTTA...! That's IT you old bastard, it'll be YOU and that R
AT BASTARD BARA that I will have to wreak my justice upon in the RING!
Stanislav Glazkov: Good.
Mask de Bara STRUT
Niels Bohr: I'LL SEE YOU THERE, YOU COMMUNIST.

Punther tries to pose but just looks silly and dweebish

Tomoe Takatsuki poses along with Punther
Punther :D
Tomoe Takatsuki looks dorky
Mask de Bara: WEll.
WELL.
Tomoe Takatsuki :D :D :D
Mask de Bara: WELL.
Niels Bohr puts his hand over his heart and sings a random lyric from the anthem
Mask de Bara folds his arms and grins
Punther: ................GASP
Mask de Bara: IF IT IS NOT THE PEANUT GALLERY.
Niels Bohr: BY THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE!
Punther DRAMATIC TURN AROUND
Mask de Bara there he is, smirking smugly
Punther: youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu........!!!!....???........!!!?....
Mask de Bara: YES, FATHER.
Charles: Mmm...
Mask de Bara: *FATTHER
Charles looks at the flier
Mask de Bara: Have you finished your RITUAL GORGINGS for the day?
Alice Boyce is the same as Ceil's. (with the time in small font because she ran
out of room.)
Tomoe Takatsuki is basically just overloaded with this wrestling awesome
Tomoe Takatsuki staggers back, against a wall
Punther: I... I WAS JUST TELLING THIS DEAR YOUNG LADY ABOUT MY EVENTUAL DEFEAT A
ND AVENGING HER REPUTATION, YOU SCUMLORD SCOUNDREL CONQUISTADORRRRRRRRRRRR...!
Tomoe Takatsuki: s-so.... so cool...
Charles squints to read it, as this was old
Charles: *he is old
Mask de Bara: PFHAH!
Tomoe Takatsuki phases through the wall accidentally when no one is looking
Charles: I... see.
Yes.
Mask de Bara: I see you're trying to nurse your self esteem by spending time wit
h UGLY WOMEN.
Punther: ...................G......A.......S.......P!!!!!!!!
Charles: Well, I had intended to go regardless, but I cannot refuse such a lovel
y pamphlet.
Stanislav Glazkov: Hoy! DE BARA!
Punther looks like he is about to have a heart attack
Charles: I wish you well in this contest.
Mask de Bara: WHAT IS IT MANAGER.
Stanislav Glazkov: Take it easy! Settle this in the ring... or I'll settle you!
Punther: you take that insult back, you bastard...

Stanislav Glazkov: You hear me?!?

Mask de Bara: FINE....FINE.....
Alice Boyce thanks the old man.
Niels Bohr: MRGH.
Stanislav Glazkov: And tell that glasses prick over there he's got a reaaaallll
storm brewing, hombre!
Punther: I... I NEVER.
Niels Bohr: MRGHHA.
Stanislav Glazkov puts a hand over the side of his mouth
Mask de Bara looks back at Punther
Stanislav Glazkov: (is ok gunther i do not hate you)
Punther: (i know father... c:)
GASSSSSSP
Charles: It is nothing!
Mask de Bara: I can't wait to rack up ANOTHER VICTORY against you at Slamageddon
, FAT BOY.
Punther: As... AS I THINK YOUR CASTILLIAN EXPRESSION GOES, O FIENDISH FIEND... t
e va a pesar.
Space (GM): http://thespacephantom.tumblr.com/post/132778603440/theory this, i t
hink, is canon
Punther: TE VA A PESAR
Mask de Bara: HMPH.
CABRON.
Mask de Bara struts off TO THE ARENAAA
Punther: te voy a dar una paliza.........
QUE NO VAS A OLVIDAR IN TU VIDA INVALIDA DEL DEMONIO


...maldita lisiada... or something...!
Niels Bohr waves his cape in the air for a bit before heading in the general dir
ection of the arena
Stanislav Glazkov the hurry follow
Punther: ...Well, little lady, I think... my time here i ... hm?
...little lady...?
Azureberry J.: As much as I do like micheal cera its true that he's played the s
ame character in different situations over and over.
Niels Bohr tries racing de Bara there
Niels Bohr: SUCK IT.
Mask de Bara moves his POWERFUL SPANISH LEGS
Punther: ...near, far, wherever you are, I WILL MAKE SURE YOU ARE AVENGED~
Punther DASHES OFF
Niels Bohr: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Brawn
{(
5
+
10
+
7
)}+1
= 8

Punther the naruto run

Mac D.: cue heart attack
Alice Boyce shadows, oooooooooo
Niels Bohr: duff stole my joke
Punther: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 0 for Brawn
{(
10
+
14
+
5
)}+0
= 10
Fawkes M. (GM): They both fall behind
Niels Bohr: gein falls into a sewer
Mask de Bara: HA HAH. DO NOT WEAR YOURSELVES OUT, FATTIES!
Niels Bohr: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
Punther: hoof... hrrrghh... DAMN... IT.........!!!!!!!...!!!
Stanislav Glazkov: who was tsubasa's manager
Mac D.: .....i...don't....know...
did she ever GET one...?
Niels Bohr: nlo
because
she was gone
when they werep icking them
she never got one
Space (GM): well i'll get it sorted out
Mobile L.: We gotta ASSIGN her one
Alice Boyce: Assign her to THE MAYOR.
Mobile L.: yus
Space (GM): mayor's already got one actually
Mobile L.: ...aww
Niels Bohr: shinjis ghost
olivia
...The arena is dark.
Derby McGraw: .......LLLLLLADIES.
AND.
GENTLEMEEEEEEEN!
The lights flash on!
Mobile L.: Yes, Olivia
Niels Bohr: as you said that
the flightt one mcgraw
went off
Derby McGraw: THIS!
Mobile L.: Spousal rivalry
Niels Bohr: that was some amazing timing
Derby McGraw: IS SLLLLLLAMMMMMAGEDDDOOOOON!
Neco-Arc Evolution: Y-yeah! Slammageddon!
Punther FREDDIE MERCURY DOUBLE FIST-PUMP
Neco-Arc Evolution: Tonight we've got a sick matchup tonight... uh, it's...
eldritch s.: evo's turned into meowth
Neco-Arc Evolution reads off of a cue card
eldritch s.: "AND EVOLUTION, THAT'S RIGHT"
Derby McGraw: (You didn't memorize your lines?)
Fawkes M. (GM): You saw through us
Neco-Arc Evolution: (I-I was busy!)
eldritch s.: he is actually just meowth in disguise

Derby McGraw: (I told you t-)

Mobile L.: Wank time is sacred
Derby McGraw: -Clears throatNeco-Arc Evolution: It's... Mask de Bara... vs. Cactus Bubbles!
Derby McGraw: Yes indeed! Two as of yet unheard-of rookies, and newcomers to the
Slamageddon circuit!
Mobile L.: The music wasn't playing for me for reasons unknown
A refresh fixed it
Cactus Bubbles: That's right, that's right, right, right, RIGHT!
Cactus Bubbles snatches the mic out of Derby's hand
Mobile L.: She is also Meowth
Derby McGraw: Let's hope these two have talent between them to keep the crowd fi
red up the whole nigh- hey!
Mask de Bara: ....?
Cactus Bubbles hops up onto the ropes
eldritch s.: who is her manager
Mask de Bara: ....!
(What the-....Izzat?....)
Punther: ...by God...
Cactus Bubbles: Bubbles! Bubbles, Bubbles, Cactus Bubbles! And I'll wham, bam, s
lam Mask de Bara!
Whoooooooooooo!
Niels Bohr stares at this fucking cat
Alice Boyce: ....uh....
Cactus Bubbles tosses the mic into the air
Niels Bohr whispers to Landlord
it clatters down, making a loud noise
Niels Bohr: ... What the fuck is wrong with this town.
Derby McGraw: Agh- Hey!
Punther sheds a single tear and salutes this brave feline
Derby McGraw scrambles over to go pick it back up
Punther: godspeed you magnificent pussycat.........
Derby McGraw: ...A-Anyway folks, that match is coming up soon! But first, a word
from our sponsors!
And... break! The music cuts out.
Niels Bohr: Ah, good old fashioned capitalism.
Cactus Bubbles hops off the ropes
Mr. Mayor: Hi, I'm the Mayor of Fuyuki City.
Have you ever had trouble with Hemorrhoids/
Punther: ...Damn it all... Infiltrating even our PUREST SPORT...
Niels Bohr: is music playing now
Punther SCOWLS
Mobile L.: yes it is
Space (GM): nyet
Mac D.: i'm already in love with playing derby
Mobile L.: goddamn this is spooky
eldritch s.: no it isn;t
Mobile L.: He fab
Landlord: This is... you've got this in the bag.
Mask de Bara: ....

Mask de Bara is eerily silent

Monji Gatou: I'm gonna do it, Mr. Mayor! I'll beat them all... for Fuyuki's sake
!
Alice Boyce is wondering if that was supposed to happen.
Mr. Mayor: THAT'S MY BOY, MAKE OUR CITY PROUD!
eldritch s.: That guy is probably a sex-offender, FYI.
Punther: ...ah'm... gonna do you proud, manager... FOR AMERICA AND JAPAN...!
Niels Bohr: me
Niels Bohr whispered this
Mr. Mayor turns around and calls his phone
Great Luvia: Mhm~.... We aren't going to have any trouble, Blackmore.
Sakura Tohsaka: Cool, I guess. Beat up the Great Luvia, okay?
Mr. Mayor: Put it all on the other guy, yeah...
Niels Bohr was talking about monji
Dan Blackmore says nothing
Landlord: Who, that guy?
Niels Bohr: Yeah, him.
Mask de Bara notices LUVIA AND BLACKMORE
Punther: I... I AM GONNA make her regret even showing her pale, pasty nordic vik
ing face here AMONG THESE GOOD PEOPLE...
Niels Bohr: I'm pretty sured he signed up so he could grope women.
Mask de Bara: (....Oh, holy crap!! THEY'RE competing!?)
Shun Akiyama: Whew... what do you think of the competition?
Niels Bohr: Specifically Rin.
Punther says as he continues to be pale, pasty and nordic
Niels Bohr: Pardon me, Dynamite Rin.
Landlord: ...Yeah, he looks the type.
Mask de Bara: (No way, no way, no way!! This is my dream come true!!).....
Stanislav Glazkov: (Ech.)
(Boy.)
(Stay focused.)
Derby McGraw: Ah-...A quick correction, actually!
Stanislav Glazkov: (Keep your eye on the prize.)
Derby McGraw: Dynamite RIN is retired! Hasn't performed in the ring in close to
a decade!
Punther 's gross paws are getting sweaty as fuck under those stupid fingerless g
loves
Officer Daisuke pats Mecha-Hisui firmly on the shoulder
Niels Bohr adjusts his shades, waiting for things to kick-off.
Mech-Hisui doesn't respond
Derby McGraw: My esteemed colleague is actually here as a representative of the
Fuyuki Street Photography Society!
Neco-Arc Evolution: Y-yeah! That's right!
Derby McGraw: Please make no more, uh....baseless accusations, I don't wanna get
sued!
Neco-Arc Evolution snaps some pictures
Alice Boyce notices Daisuke, kinda hopes he doesn't recognize her.

Officer Daisuke: ...?

Officer Daisuke looks over at her
Officer Daisuke: ...
rolling 3d20
(
15
+
8
+
9
)
= 32
Officer Daisuke gives her a smile
Officer Daisuke goes back to waiting quietly
Punther just sweats like a goddamn hog
Mask de Bara is this close to breaking kayfabe he's nerding out internally so mu
ch
A man with a clipboard taps Derby on the shoulder and whispers into his ear.
Derby McGraw: ...Mm?
eldritch s.: seductively
Punther: ?
Alice Boyce silently lets out a breath.
Derby McGraw: Oh- Thanks, Officer...Alllright, we're just about to begin!
eldritch s.: i like how the managers are next to their guys
Derby McGraw: ....But wait, where's our referee?
Space (GM): took me a bit to set up
Niko pats his good pal Paul on the back
Niko: You have fun out there, alright?
Neco-Arc Evolution: O-oh, I know this one! Uh... 'Derby, this here's a referee-l
ess match, without a ref! This one, anything goes! And I do mean anything!'
Paul: Will do! Hey, thanks for coming out and doing this. I know how you are wit
h crowds and stuff....
Charles taps Alice on the shoulder
Derby McGraw: No Disqualification!?
Neco-Arc Evolution: Yeah, no DQ!
Derby McGraw: Aw, I hope things don't get messy!
Niko: Oh, it'll be quite fine! My medicine is working very well, I think.
Charles: yo bitch
Punther: ...HMMMMM.
Derby McGraw: 'Cause then I'd have to clean it up! 'Cause the janitor's out, too
!
And the ring announcer!
Which basically means I gotta do all their jobs for them!
Where's my raise!?
Charles mizono the old man is touching you
Neco-Arc Evolution: It's a low budget production, Derby!
Space (GM): jam where u go
Punther: interesting....
Punther SALUTES MCGRAW

Punther mouths "i believe... in you........"

Azureberry J.: aM here/
Derby McGraw: Low budget, my achin' a-....OH hey, let's get started!
INNNN THIS CORNER!
Charles taps Mizono on the shoulder
Alice Boyce: ...?
Charles: I do hope you do well, child.
Derby McGraw: Weighing in at TWENTY-FIVE POUNDS.....CACTUS BUBBLES!
Charles: I did say I intended to be here.
Neco-Arc Evolution: From parts unknown, too!
Alice Boyce: Thank you.
Neco-Arc Bubbles saunters confidently up to the ring
Cactus Bubbles ahem
Charles: You will be fine, I am certain.
Cactus Bubbles flexes while she's up there
Punther: .....................?..........?........!
Charles: Jack here is quite the pushover, I assure you.
Charles smiles.
Derby McGraw: AAAAND IN THIS CORNER!
WEIGHING IT AT TWO HUNDRED AND TEN POUNDS.......
Alice Boyce looks over at Jack, and kinda recognizes him.
Derby McGraw: MASK DE BARRRRRRRRAAAAAAAA.
Neco-Arc Evolution: He's from Spain!
Alice Boyce: R-right....I'll do my best.
Derby McGraw: Yeah, and I'm from Hoboken.....
Charles smiles
eldritch s.: if olive were here
lancer the prick
would get
so salty
Mask de Bara arrogantly salsas his way to the ring
Stanislav Glazkov: Knock him dead! Hombre!
Mask de Bara blows the audience kisses
Mask de Bara: My fans! My adoring fans!
Cactus Bubbles mockingly salutes Mask de Bara
As the crowd cheers
Punther nods and smiles to the GOOD HEROIC CAT
Derby McGraw: Interesting taste, this crowd!
Punther whispers a quiet prayer to JESUS ABOVE for the cat to defeat this Latin
scoundrel
Neco-Arc Evolution: Derby, they haven't seen a luchadore since the nineteen-thir
ties! That woman wrestler, La Malinche...
Mobile L.: [distant AYYYY~]
Derby McGraw: Ahhh, yes....Those were the days....
....Anyway, let's get this match under way!
Derby McGraw RINGS THAT BELL

Alice Boyce watches the match.

Space (GM): shit i need a bell-ringing sound effect
duff help
Mac D.: ding ding ding
Mobile L.: ohhhhohoho this gon' be a thing now
Space (GM): roll initiative duff
Cactus Bubbles: rolling 1d20
(
11
)
= 11
Mask de Bara: (Can't believe it....She musta been training all this time...!)
Azureberry J.: Spess. I has another request of you.
Mask de Bara: rolling 1d20
(
2
)
= 2
???: gimme
Cactus Bubbles leans back against the ropes
Derby McGraw: ...Mm? What's this?
Cactus Bubbles then does a flip on top of them!
Cactus Bubbles makes a 'get over here' gesture
Cactus Bubbles and bounces around on the top rope
Azureberry J.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxchyP5HPKo Play this when mizono
goes up.
Cactus Bubbles: Pendejo! Pendejo! Pendejo!
Derby McGraw: Woah! Cactus Bubbles starting out with some vicious taunting!
Punther MOTIVATIONAL FIST-PUMP
Punther: (I hope Kuwabara is having fun up there... Heh...)
Derby McGraw: She seems determined in her victory even before the first move has
been thrown!
Cactus Bubbles: added
Neco-Arc Evolution: That's Bubbles!
Goooooooo, Bubbles!
Azureberry J.: Yea.
Mask de Bara: ...Alright then....That how you wanna go, Cat!?
Mask de Bara runs over and tries to clothesline her off the rope
Space (GM): just so we clear
i have no quarrel with anyone trying to interfere with the match
npcs are probs gonna do that later on so no worries
Mobile L.: >:)
Mask de Bara: rolling 3d20 +1
(
9
+
18
+
17
)+1
= 45
Cactus Bubbles: Heh heh... eh-!?
Cactus Bubbles WHAAM

Derby McGraw: OH!

Punther: LITTLE CAT....!
Neco-Arc Evolution: BUBBLESSSSSSSSSS
Azureberry J.: Oh my...
Punther: God... DAMN IT...........!
Mask de Bara holds out his arms
Mask de Bara: HAH HAAAAAH!
Alice Boyce said that.
Cactus Bubbles: Ghh...
Cactus Bubbles rolls under the stage
Derby McGraw: A vicious clothesline to the floor! Mask De Bara is showing no mer
cy to his significantly smaller opponent!
The sound of rocket thrusters firing...
Derby McGraw: ...What's this?......
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...!?
Gunther: .........?????????
Alice Boyce: ....!
Mask de Bara looks around
Cactus Bubbles rockets up through the stage, clutching a steel chair!
Punther: ...YESSSSS!
Mask de Bara: ...!!!!!
Punther: get 'im
Cactus Bubbles: PROPERTY DAMAGE PROPERTY DAMAGE FOREIGN OBJECTTTTTTTTT
Derby McGraw: WOAH! Incredible!!
Cactus Bubbles goes to smash it over his head
Punther: bash his no-good, girl insultin' head in
Neco-Arc Evolution: Hah! That's our Bubbles!
Kazuma Kuwabara: GUH!
Mask de Bara attempts to roll out of the way of the oncoming chair
Mask de Bara: rolling 3d20
(
19
+
18
+
9
)
= 46
Niels Bohr is getting flashbacks to the time in the kindergarten
He rolls just out of the way in time! Bubbles is left off-balance as she swings.
..
Punther: oh god no...!
Derby McGraw: Oooh! An incredible, unexpected move that falls just short!
Mask de Bara: Grrr-!
Neco-Arc Evolution: She can bring it back!
Punther: ....DAMN... it..............!...?
Niels Bohr: GET'ER, YOU MEXICAN BASTARD!
Mask de Bara goes to snatch the steel chair away from Bubbles and CLATTER it ove
r her head
Punther looks for garbage he could maybe hurl

Mask de Bara: rolling 3d20 +1

(
12
+
11
+
9
)+1
= 33
Sakura Tohsaka covertly hands him a glass bottle
WHAM
Punther:
Derby McGraw: OH!!
Punther nods slightly
Sakura Tohsaka: rolling 2d8 + 1 for damage
(
7
+
3
)+1
= 11
Punther DRAWS THE BEAD.........
Derby McGraw: RIGHT on the feline noggin!
Cactus Bubbles is sent clattering and rolling, her rocket boots deactivated
Punther TOSS.......!!!!!.....!!!
Cactus Bubbles: Hhh...
Niels Bohr: objection
de Bara there's a BOTTLE COMIN FOR YOU
Azureberry J.: Are we keeping track of HP?
Mask de Bara: ...?
Mask de Bara looks over
Mask de Bara: ...BWUHMask de Bara DUCK
Punther smirks PATRIOTICALLY
Niels Bohr: if kuwabara fcucks up his roll i'm doing someting myself
Space (GM): i forgot to stat out bubbles, so not for this fight
Mask de Bara: rolling 3d20
(
13
+
13
+
13
)
= 39
Niels Bohr: alright then
Mobile L.: Unlucky lucky
Space (GM): to jam
Niels Bohr: gg space
The unlucky number thirteen means the bottle hits the Great Luvia
Azureberry J.: v nice.
Mobile L.: She's the practice round

Punther: ...HM.
Alice Boyce: ....!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Luvia: ...
...
Niels Bohr nearly asks if she's okay
Great Luvia: . . .
Great Luvia looks up
Derby McGraw: ...Oh, dear.
Great Luvia: Who. Threw. That.
Punther keeps his MURRICAN POKER FACE
Great Luvia: BOTTTLEEEEEEEEEEE?!
Derby McGraw: Folks there uh, seems to have been an altercation at ringside and...
..Oh, dear.
Great Luvia: OUT of my WAY!
Alice Boyce immediate stealth mode.
Mask de Bara: ...Huh? WhGreat Luvia BODYSLAAAAM
Mask de Bara: GAHPunther: .............
Niels Bohr: ...
Niels Bohr frowns
Punther smirks
Great Luvia grabs Cactus by the head and throws him at Bara
Great Luvia: *her
Niels Bohr looks back at his landlord
Landlord is sweating
Punther RESUME POKER FACE
Landlord: ...This, ah.
Niels Bohr mouthes
Great Luvia: .....
Niels Bohr: What the fuck?
Derby McGraw: Interference from The Great Luvia, as she asserts her dominance in
the ring, on the warpath for the unknown assailant!!
Great Luvia: rolling 3d20
(
14
+
13
+
14
)
= 41
...
Great Luvia points STRAIGHT at Punther
Punther: ..............
Great Luvia: Y.

O.
U.
Punther 's sunglasses glint mischievously
Punther: .........I....?
Derby McGraw: ..Oh dear....
Niels Bohr: I'm going to have to go through here.
Great Luvia: You're going... to DIE!
Niels Bohr: *her.
If I want to win.
Derby McGraw: Evo, I got no idea what's about to happen next!!
Great Luvia prepares up for her strongest move...
Punther: ...but death is... not something... that scares me....
Punther BRACES TO TAKE IT
Neco-Arc Evolution: I know exactly what's gonna happen!
We're gonna be short one wrestler!!!
Landlord: You're gonna have a bad time.
Niels Bohr: Is it too late to get me doped up on painkillers before this starts?
Derby McGraw: ....Wh-...We can't have that!
Great Luvia body slaAAAAAAMMMMMMM
But.
Derby McGraw: I'll have lawsuits up the-...Oh dear.
Great Luvia: rolling 3d20
(
13
+
11
+
19
)
= 43
Punther can I roll to tank?
Monji Gatou: W-wait! Great Luvia_!
Monji Gatou dives in front to greet her
Mobile L.: ...oop Icy
Niels Bohr: ...
Monji Gatou and is bodyslammed in place of him
Derby McGraw: What in the-!?
Punther:
Derby McGraw: OH!
Monji Gatou and put into a chokehold
Derby McGraw: RIGHT on the mats!
Oh, and STRAIGHT into a chokehold!!
Punther: ...BY GOD... YOU BEAST...!
Niels Bohr: It's a good thing I brought beer to this.
Mr. Mayor: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LOSE YET!
Neco-Arc Evolution: ...That sure did happen!
Derby McGraw: ...Sure did. OKAY, back to the match!
Monji Gatou: B-but Mr. Mayor! She's... she's so... Finnish! Gck--!
Mask de Bara: .....Uuuuugh.....
Landlord: Mind if I have some?
Mask de Bara attempts to flop himself on top of Bubbles for the pin

Punther: ...oh my God BOY ARE YOU... enjoying that carnally??????

Monji Gatou is lapsed into unconsciousness
Alice Boyce slightly worried now.
Punther:
Mask de Bara: rolling 3d20
(
9
+
18
+
6
)
= 33
Shun Akiyama: ...Heh. Just don't throw any bottles and you'll be alright.
Niels Bohr: Youre not going to have to deal with that.
eldritch s.: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rrnSDH5jqB
Derby McGraw: I do NOT want to look over and see what's going on over there
Cactus Bubbles kicks her feet up with surprising feet, to kick him in the abdomi
nals as he flops
Mask de Bara: ...!!!
Neco-Arc Evolution: I'm already taking pics, Derby!
Mask de Bara: HOOF!
Mobile L.: Monji you fucker
Mask de Bara rolls onto his back, clutching his ABS
Cactus Bubbles: Haaaa!
Cactus Bubbles goes to JUMP on his BACK
Derby McGraw: Ooooh, looks like Cactus is still fighting, ladies and gentlemen!
Punther mentally debating whether or not he should pry this viking bitch off Mon
ji
Mask de Bara: ...!?
Get off-!
Mask de Bara attempts to shake her off
Mask de Bara: rolling 3d20
(
15
+
11
+
7
)
= 33
Rolling out of the way means she falls flat on her face!
Cactus Bubbles: Oof!
Derby McGraw: It's a struggle, ladies and gentlemen!
Mask de Bara hops up to his feet
Punther: YOU'VE GOT THIS, BUBBLES....!
Neco-Arc Evolution: This guy thinks he's so tough, but he can't even take on a l
ittle kitty cat!
Punther: (You've got this, Kuwabara...)
Mask de Bara: That....That all ya got!?
I taught ya better n' that!

Mask de Bara goes for a DROPKICK

Mask de Bara: rolling 3d20 +1
(
5
+
12
+
15
)+1
= 33
He slams right into her, with percussive force!
Punther: no......!
Derby McGraw: OH, GAWD ALMIGHTY!
Punther: (Yes...)
Alice Boyce thinks that had to hurt
(From Fawkes M. (GM)): Did you get those locker rooms and stuff done?
Cactus Bubbles: Owwwww...
Cactus Bubbles clutches her face
Derby McGraw: There's only so much brutality two commentators can make! Let's br
ing one of the waiting competitors over to the desk and get their word in!
(To Fawkes M.): ooooh shit, I did naht, but I can whip some up superquick.
Neco-Arc Evolution: How about... that ninja girl!
Derby McGraw: Ah- good pick!
Derby McGraw: Hey, Ninja Girl, come on down!
Alice Boyce is already there.
Mask de Bara walks over and grabs her, heading for the ropes......
(From Fawkes M. (GM)): You sure? I'll see how long Space plans to take this
Neco-Arc Evolution: Woah! That's speedy...
Neco-Arc Evolution snaps some pics
Derby McGraw: Speedy, indeed!
(To Fawkes M.): I'mma just BS one up
Derby McGraw: I've been told you're another one of the newcomers to Slamageddon!
Alice Boyce she nods silently
Cactus Bubbles: L-lemme go, lemme go, lemme go!
(From Fawkes M. (GM)): Alrighty, thanks
Cactus Bubbles pounds ineffectually w/ her fists
Mask de Bara climbs up to the top rope......
eldritch s.: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sUrhCkAcXX
Derby McGraw: So tell us, as a ninja, what are you thoughts on your opponents in
this competition?
Space (GM): amazing
Alice Boyce says that she thinks everyone here is very talented and would like t
o have a good with them.
Derby McGraw: I see, I see, what a good sport!
Few words, though....seems like a girl who'd rather do her talking in the ring!
And SPEAKING of ring....
Mask de Bara VERTICAL SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE
Mask de Bara: rolling 3d20 +1
(
11

+
2
+
10
)+1
= 24
It was slam like thunder. A lightning-quick slam, designed to bring Cactus Bubbl
es down to earth...
eldritch s.: on that day
Derby McGraw: OH, BAH GAWD!
eldritch s.: mankind recieved a grim reminder
Derby McGraw: I THINK HE'S KILLED THAT CAT!
Neco-Arc Evolution: B-Bubbles! NOOOO!
Cactus Bubbles: @_@........
Mask de Bara goes for the PIN...!
eldritch s.: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J2li661VzW
Mask de Bara: rolling 3d20
(
1
+
16
+
12
)
= 29
ONE
TWO
THREE
Derby McGraw: IT'S OVER!
Derby McGraw rings the bell again
Punther: DAMN IIIIIIIIIT!
Derby McGraw: The winner of this match is MASK DE BARA!
Punther: (...Heh... Good one, Kuwabara.)
Mask de Bara hops to his feet
Mask de Bara: YEEEEEAH!
Neco-Arc Evolution: BUBBLES!!!!!
Cactus Bubbles: O-oogh...
Punther SCOWLS and looks down
Mask de Bara powerwalks around the ring, thumping his chest
eldritch s.: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rpdSFUwwya
(To Space): http://i.imgur.com/6IgzGQT.png
Derby McGraw: It seems my colleague had a personal stake in this match!
(From Cactus Bubbles): fuckin amazing
Neco-Arc Evolution is crying in a really undignified One Piece-ish way
Mobile L.: Gunther got dastardly sounding
Azureberry J.: AHA! I return.
Derby McGraw: ....A very personal stake.
eldritch s.: he's the eggman
Mac D.: i was wondering where you went
eldritch s.: with the master plan
Space (GM): welcome back
Alice Boyce is slightly happy that it seems like Bara won.
Punther: I SWEAR... on my prematurely dead coal mine accident Father's GRAVE...

I WILL AVENGE THAT CAT.........

Derby McGraw: Anyway, what an explosive start to this white-hot event!
Mask de Bara: HAH HAAAAH!
eldritch s.: my voice gave out ab it at the end so it sounded less on the verge
of laughter and more sinister
Mask de Bara: (Good job, Bubs......Good job!....)
Mask de Bara is secretly sniffling just a little
Cactus Bubbles: ....?
Mobile L.: Sinister works too
Mask de Bara hops out that ring
Cactus Bubbles shakily looks at him
Mask de Bara no looking back.....can't break kayfabe......
Punther smiles warmly when he's sure no one's looking
eldritch s.: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z5fnjBXl7T
Mobile L.: bara why
Derby McGraw: I'm sure our audience at the viewers at home could use a breather
after that, so all competitors retire to the locker room for now while we take s
ome more words from our sponsors!
Punther RISES DRAMAGICALLY
Alice Boyce to the locker room.
Punther STERN WALK
Derby McGraw: And unlike my personal room, the locker rooms are actually CLEAN!
Mobile L.: Poor Derby
Mask de Bara w a l k
(From Fawkes M. (GM)): Thank you for your patronage (melts into chocolate)
Derby McGraw: Well, Evo, what an impressive performance from both competitors!
Kuwabara sees someone in the audience as he leaves...
(To Fawkes M.): you're welqum...
Mask de Bara: ........?
Neco-Arc Evolution: Bubbles, she's ruined...
eldritch s.: http://vocaroo.com/i/s04AVkarmGpl
Mask de Bara looks
Derby McGraw: ...You were really riding on her to win, huh?
Well, there's always next slammageddon for her!
Mobile L.: derby-kun.......
Niels Bohr goes to the locker room
Everyone but Kuwabara heads there...
Mac D.: derby's more Jim Ross than old-timey zeppelin race announcer
Mobile L.: ehehehe, zeppelin race, jeezus
eldritch s.: i've done it that voice the part few vocaroos and i'm not changing
it
if you wanna fight about it file a cease and desist order
also
wow
this is
a bizarre locker room
eldritch s.: like david lynch's rocky or some shit
Fawkes M. (GM): Davy Jones works out
eldritch s.: like what is with the scale here

the tiles
the giant lockers
and it's empty
Too late, they're gone
eldritch s.: except for those giant scary locers
where are the doors
Mask de Bara: ......Huh....
Mask de Bara shakes his head and heads for those lockers
Mobile L.: I whipped that up in fucking two minutes' notice ya ingrate
Everyone's milling about after the match. The nurse tends to Gatou's wounds.
Alice Boyce leans against the wall
eldritch s.: i'll make fun of anything that amuses me
Space (GM): what should i have for locker room music
Mobile L.: i will Luvia-slam you through the internet
Space (GM): https://bracketsninja.com/brackets/single/9344
Mobile L.: Something eighties
eldritch s.: the giant fucking lockers
Mask de Bara fights the temptation to peel his mask off his sweaty, sweaty face
Mask de Bara: Hoo!
Punther: Hm.
Niels Bohr adjusts his fake mustache
Punther is sweaty af and he hasn't even fought
Mask de Bara: Man, that was incredible!.....
Punther: Was it everything you'd hoped?
Mask de Bara: YES.
Punther smiles
Niels Bohr shakes his hand
Punther: Good.
Niels Bohr: You did good.
Mask de Bara: Heh, thanks!....S'not over yet, though!
Niels Bohr: I know.
Punther: You were absolutely amazing, and I have utmost confidence in you.
Space (GM): alright so here's my dilemma, i have a question
Niels Bohr looks over his shoulder at Grat Luvia
Niels Bohr: *Great
Mobile L.: A dilemma?
Mask de Bara: Man...I still can't believe I just got to do that....
Great Luvia is talking with Mech-Hisui and laughing about something
Space (GM): if you guys are feeling hale and hearty
we could go on and do another match
but
i don't want olive to miss out on tooooooooooooooooooooooo much
Mech-Hisui is impassive
Niels Bohr: i want to do my match you fuck ass
Mac D.: i have the strength
but do the others.....?
Mobile L.: I feel foolhardy tonight
Space (GM): the only match we'd be able to do is bohr's
Mobile L.: I am full of sushi
And cake

Space (GM): awright socialize for a bit and what have you
Mac D.: aiighty
Niels Bohr: swole wrestler hitlr
Kazuma Kuwabara: I've been doing suplexes pff stuff on Gunth for years, but I ne
ver thought I'd get to do it in an actual RING!
Kazuma Kuwabara has taken off his mask for now
Azureberry J.: Solution.
Niels Bohr: ... I'm scared of Luvia, there.
Gunther brushes his hair back into his face and removes the sunglasses
Azureberry J.: We all wait until Olive wakes up and then force him to play.
Gunther: And you will have yet more opportunities.
Mobile L.: jam no I don't hate myself......
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...?
Fawkes M. (GM): Unlike you, I slept on Okeanos
eldritch s.: oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light, an englishman who's
going to play games with us
Kazuma Kuwabara peeks over at Loovia
Gunther also ogles this lady his mom thinks so highly of
Niels Bohr: Don't stare, you perverts.
Gunther: Heh.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Are you kiddin'!? That's the Great Luvia, in the flesh!.....
Niels Bohr: She nearly killed that green-haired prick.
Nurse is humming as she stands by Monji, getting what seems to be a first-aid ki
t open
Kazuma Kuwabara: Ahhhh, that was all just part o' the show!
Gunther: She doesn't seem like the fucking around type.
Niels Bohr: No, I'm pretty sure he's nearly dead.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Y
Great Luvia: And then I said - Of course, only a coward like Dynamite RIN would
quit after such an upset! Ahuhuhuhuhu~...
Kazuma Kuwabara: ......-!!!
Gunther ogles Monji
Asumu Mizono: Oh man....
Kazuma Kuwabara: What's she just-...!
Mech-Hisui: Yes. That is true, in a delightfully ironic waw.
Monji Gatou: Ow... my everything.
Mech-Hisui: *way
Gunther: I think she is possibly further into the kayfabe than even us.
Mech-Hisui flat tone
Kazuma Kuwabara stands up
Kazuma Kuwabara: Is not!
Niels Bohr quickly walks away from him
Asumu Mizono: What even is a Kayfabe?
Gunther: Mm, no. She looks like the sort who sleeps in the attire.
Niels Bohr shrugs
Great Luvia: ...Mmmm...?
Great Luvia looks back
Niels Bohr: It's all acting.
Nurse: You'll be feeling better soon, don't worry!

Monji Gatou: Y-yeah...

Kazuma Kuwabara: Dynamite RIN was no coward!
Monji Gatou: E-especially when... I'm being nursed back to health by a beautiful
girl like you...
Gunther:
Monji Gatou closes his eyes, puckering up
Kazuma Kuwabara: ....Oh, uh, also...H-Hi! Huge fan!
Great Luvia: ...
Gunther readies himself to take a blow for his bud
Niels Bohr calls up his landlord
Great Luvia smiles, like a predator
Gunther:
Great Luvia: Boy, let me give you some advice.
Asumu Mizono: ................................
Landlord: Yeah?
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...??
Nurse: Oh, erm... sorry, but I'm already spoken for.
Niels Bohr mutters into the phone
Mech-Hisui: .....
Great Luvia: If you say something like that again...
Niels Bohr: Tell me everything you know about Great Luvia and how she fights.
Great Luvia: I will break you.
Great Luvia turns back to Mech Hisui
Gunther:
Kazuma Kuwabara: ....Gh-!....
Landlord: rolling 3d20
(
6
+
12
+
10
)
= 28
Kazuma Kuwabara: ......Okay, yeah....She is scary.....
Gunther: ...What did I tell you. She is some sort of self-obsessed madwoman.
Mech-Hisui: Yes?
Landlord: Well, let's see... she follows the Finnish school of pro wrestling. It
's very technical, there's a lot of flips.
Kazuma Kuwabara: .....
Gunther: No wonder Mother loves her. Heh.
Landlord: And-- Gein, she's a magus.
Kazuma Kuwabara sits down, folding his arms and frowning
Asumu Mizono does not approve.
Kazuma Kuwabara: ....Wasn't a coward.......
Niels Bohr nearly chokes
Gunther: No, of course not.
Niels Bohr: What?
Landlord: Her real name's Luviagelita Edelfelt. Their family was in the Third Ho
ly Grail War.
Kazuma Kuwabara: She fought that "Loser Loses Twintails" Match with pride, dammi

t!
Niels Bohr: ...
Great Luvia: Oh, please, go on with your story...
Monji Gatou: ...
Monji Gatou deflates
Gunther:
Gunther mutters
Niels Bohr: Okay.
Mech-Hisui: ...Very well.
Niels Bohr: Thank you.
Gunther: I think she mouths off like she does because she's insecure.
Asumu Mizono watches Luvia DISCRETELY
Space (GM): roll mind asumu
Mech-Hisui: When I had finally broken free from my programming and started to ev
iscerate my maker, their screams...
Mech-Hisui goes on
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...Hey, don't badmouth Luvia!
Asumu Mizono: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Mind
{(
5
+
6
+
9
)}+1
= 7
Great Luvia listens with great interest
Niels Bohr tries to think of a way to combat a Finnish Wrestler
Gunther: But she was just doing it to Rin...
Niels Bohr: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Mind
{(
9
+
16
+
5
)}+1
= 10
what is with these rolls
It's really difficult for Asumu to pick up anything about her. She's kinda intim
idating...
Nurse: ...So, where does it hurt?
Kazuma Kuwabara: Yeah, and she wasn't allowed to do that!
Gein's got nothing.
Kazuma Kuwabara: And you ain't allowed to badmouth her!
Niels Bohr: Alright.
Gunther: Who am I to emulate in this room full of barbarism and violence.
Monji Gatou: Uh... e-everywhere?
Kazuma Kuwabara: It's a heiarchy thing!
Niels Bohr: Then I'll do this the old fashioned way.
Nurse: Like, where does it hurt the most?
Niels Bohr: Get drunk and have my ass-kicked.
Monji Gatou: My neck.
Gunther: Hm. Very well.

Asumu Mizono: .....................................

Nurse: Got it. Lemme just get this here...
Nurse places the icepack
Monji Gatou: T-that's-- that's cold...
Mobile L.: brb charger
Landlord: Hm... have you ever heard of 'drunken boxing,' Gein?
Nurse: Feels a bit better, though?
Monji Gatou: N-nuh-not really!!!
eldritch s.: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RbLZElc8UE i'm really infantile
Niels Bohr: No.
Nurse: Erm, hang on...
Space (GM): seer ilu
Nurse goes to remove the icepack
Kazuma Kuwabara looks around
Kazuma Kuwabara: ....Huh....Wonder where Bubbles is...
Where -is- Bubbles...?
Niels Bohr: What is drunken boxing?
Kazuma Kuwabara: ....?...
She shoulda been back here by now, right?...
Gunther: ...Is she perhaps seeing another medic?
Mobile L.: his poor penis
Landlord: It's the common name for a style of kung fu. You fight with fluid, awk
ward movements... but ones with a hidden grace behind them. Like a drunk guy.
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...Aw man....Hope I didn't....Where would the other ones be?
Niels Bohr: Have you ever fought a drunk guy?
Gunther: Should I go and look.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Nah...I'll go.
Niels Bohr: You find the hidden grace there.
Kazuma Kuwabara stands back up
Gunther: ...Alright. I will wait here.
Landlord: Yes, and I've fought a zui quan practitioner as well.
Kazuma Kuwabara nods to him and BEGINS THE SEARCH
Landlord: Granted, he was drunk, so he might, ah...
Space (GM): roll mind kuwabara
Gunther:
Kazuma Kuwabara: rolling 3d20 -1
(
2
+
14
+
20
)-1
= 35
Gunther idly watches the Nurse and Monji
Ah... there. She's being wheeled off on a stretcher, to a waiting ambulance...
Niels Bohr: I'll keep it in mind if I feel the need to get smashed in the ring b
efore getting smashed in the ring.
Kazuma Kuwabara: ....!!!
Monji Gatou: M-much better!
Kazuma Kuwabara: Oh crap...Bubbles!
Landlord: Listen, worst case scenario, it'll dull the pain.
I think you should think about it.
Niels Bohr: I am.

Neco-Arc Bubbles: ...?

Neco-Arc Bubbles looks up weakly
Kazuma Kuwabara runs up to the stretchers
Kazuma Kuwabara: Bubbles!...Aw, man!......
Nurse: Sorry about that! I'd try to give you painkillers, but I don't know if th
ose'd knock you out before your match happens.
Neco-Arc Bubbles: K-Kuwabara... Hi, hi, hi...
Nurse has not noticed Gunther yet
Neco-Arc Bubbles waves weakly, clutching her side
Gunther: ...Luvia hit you pretty hard, I take it.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Ah, Bubbles, I didn't mean to-...Ahhh, god!...
Gunther AAAA SUDDEN FREAK FUCK
Neco-Arc Bubbles: Hehe...
Just... just like you showed me. Yep, yep, yep...
Nurse: ...!
Mobile L.: b-bubbles-chan........
Neco-Arc Bubbles sits up a little
Nurse: Oh, hey there!
Neco-Arc Bubbles: Ow...!
Niels Bohr: Alright, see you when it's game-time.
Kazuma Kuwabara: .......
Niels Bohr hangs up
Monji Gatou: Wh-!
Niels Bohr wonders when it's going to start
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...Hey-...Careful!
Gunther: ...Hello.
Neco-Arc Bubbles: M'fine! Fffuh... fine, fine, fine...
Ow...
Neco-Arc Bubbles sits back down a little
Kazuma Kuwabara: ....Bubbles.....
Neco-Arc Bubbles: ...Hehe. Um...
Homeless now. Yep, yep, yep...
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...!?
Gunther: You think you're ready for next match.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Wait-..Huh??
Neco-Arc Bubbles: Yeah... you too. And Gein, and Landlord, and Akiyama... yep, y
ep, yep.
Nurse: Well, that's what I'm here for.
Nurse turns back to Monji
Nurse: Is it hard to walk?
Kazuma Kuwabara: .....Wait, what do you mean, you.....
Monji Gatou: I'm gonna die...
Uh, lemme try.
Monji Gatou walks easily
Monji Gatou: ...
It hurts real bad, so, uh...
B-better keep doing what you were doing.
Neco-Arc Bubbles: Can, uh...
Gunther: ...Heh. You think you're sly or something.

Neco-Arc Bubbles: Where are... you guys, you guys, you guys staying?
Kazuma Kuwabara: ......
...Gunth's place....And heck yeah, you can come.....
Kazuma Kuwabara wipes his eyes
Gunther: That sort of bravado will dissolve quickly when you're in the ring, alo
ne, left only to defend yourself against a merciless opponent.
Neco-Arc Bubbles: Evo too?
eldritch s.: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lTqbX6unJZ
Monji Gatou: ...
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...Yeah, him too!...Gramps might throw a fit, though!...
Monji Gatou: ...Kid, shut up! Nobody asked you, so just get out of here!
Kazuma Kuwabara SNIFFLE
Neco-Arc Bubbles: ...Kuwa...?
Mobile L.: eldy don't make me wake my parents holy fuck
Kazuma Kuwabara: ....Aahhh, dammit! All this dust in the air is gettin' in my ey
es!
I'm headin' back to the-...-SNFF-....Locker room! You just hurry up n' get bette
r, dammit!....
Neco-Arc Bubbles: Kuwa... It's okay to cry. Yep yep yep...
Gunther: Hm. This advice is free, so I don't see why you're complaining. Just tr
y not to die or something. That would be depressing.
Monji Gatou: Man, screw you, ya gaijin! I hope you die!
Kazuma Kuwabara: Who's cryin'!? I ain't, Cryin'! I'm Mask De Bara, I don't....-S
NFF- cry!
Gunther: You can hope.
Gunther chuckles quietly to himself and coolly turns to leave
Neco-Arc Bubbles smiles
Nurse: ....
Neco-Arc Bubbles: Okay... have fun not-crying. Fun, fun, fun...
Kazuma Kuwabara: Just-....Get her outta here already!....
a buzzer sounds
Kazuma Kuwabara heads back to the locker room, wipping dem eyes
Mobile L.: i wanna hug the little kitty........ :c
Next match in: Sixty. Seconds.
Kazuma Kuwabara: ......H...Huh?...
Kazuma Kuwabara looks up at the sound
Space (GM): the best part about joke characters
Kazuma Kuwabara: ....!
Space (GM): is inspiring feels
Kazuma Kuwabara: Sixty seconds!?
Ah, come on!
Gunther: ...Is she alright.
Kazuma Kuwabara makes a mad dash back to the locker room to get that mask on
Nurse looks back at Monji
Gunther oop shit nvm
Nurse: Do you know who's up next?
Monji Gatou: Yeah.. it's that damn American and... and... t-the Great Luvia!
Gunther gets his shit back on
eldritch s.: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CrisiPULiR it gets even more infantile now
Space (GM): oh my ggggoooooooooooood

Mobile L.: eldy you're a fucking monster

Punther quietly hums some Queen song to himself
Mask de Bara stands there, arms folded and looking like a douchebag
eldritch s.: not hard to look like what you already are
Derby McGraw: ...Are we having power troubles again? Great, execs are gonna blam
e that on me, too, no doubt.....
Neco-Arc Evolution: I got this flashlight!
eldritch s.: sick burn i just did there
Derby McGraw: Oh, good, now the viewers can see us!
Mobile L.: own't'd
Derby McGraw: Welcome back to Slammageddon, ladies and gentlemen!
We're just about to begin our next bout, and boy is it a doozy!
Neco-Arc Evolution: Yeah! It's unfair!
Derby McGraw: The Legendary Great Luvia, going up against ANOTHER mysterious new
comer!
Punther silently hopes Sakura has more junk for tossing
Neco-Arc Evolution: I bet he's gonna get smashed!
Derby McGraw: This one's from the good old U S of A, my home turf!
Neco-Arc Evolution: Like powder!
Do they smash things into powder in the US?
Niels Bohr glares right at Evo with illing intent
Derby McGraw: Sometimes. Anyway, let's get started!
Niels Bohr gets out a bear can
Niels Bohr: *beer
Derby McGraw: IIIIIN this corner!
Mobile L.: rawr
Sakura Tohsaka: ...
eldritch s.: a fucking bear can
Sakura Tohsaka: (This bitch, you kill. Understand?)
Fawkes M. (GM): Illing intent
"Get the sniffles, bitch"
Derby McGraw: Weighing in at two hundred-something pounds! From the United State
s!
eldritch s.: bioterrorism
Punther: (I intend to paint the floor with her blood.)
Derby McGraw: NIIIIIELS BOHRRRR!
Space (GM): what's his opening theme
Niels Bohr: the american anthem
play it
Space (GM): oh i have something perfect
Niels Bohr: just play the fucking song
Mask de Bara: .......
(oh man oh man oh man i get to see Luvia fight THIS CLOSE! I'm gonna explode!!)
Space (GM): AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
Mobile L.: beautiful...
Niels Bohr downs a can of beer
Space (GM): CAUSE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE
Niels Bohr: HELLO JAPAN!
Niels Bohr salutes
Alice Boyce: .......
Derby McGraw: ...Going whole hog with the patriotism, I see!
Neco-Arc Evolution: What a boorish American drunk! He sucks! Booooooo!
people boo

Punther: (...If I make it to her... Could I maybe get a foreign object?)

Punther is the sole CHEERER
Niels Bohr: I AM FORMER AMERICAN PREDENTIAL CANDIDATE NIELS BOHR! AND I HAVE COM
E HERE TO LET YOU KNOW WHO RULES!
Derby McGraw: ....Oof...Now I'm feeling a little threatened...
Niels Bohr pulls out the Japanese flag
Punther: I HATE YOU BUT I AM ROOTING FOR YOU.
Sakura Tohsaka: (Sorry. I don't have any bricks.)
Niels Bohr douses it in beer
Niels Bohr eats it
Punther: (A pointy thing?)
Mask de Bara: PAH. I SPIT ON YOUR PRIDE AMERICA FAT MAN.
Alice Boyce: .....
Monji Gatou: Holy SHIT you're an awful old man!!
Punther: KILL HER FOR AMERICA.
Niels Bohr just ate the Japanese flag
The booing INTENSIFIES
Alice Boyce: (T-teacher......)
Neco-Arc Evolution: I-I think that's a crime!!!
Derby McGraw: ....Did that man just...?
Niels Bohr: GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES!
THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!
Punther: U! S! A! U! S! A! U! S! A!
Niels Bohr downs another can of beer
Neco-Arc Evolution: Lock him up! In prison, forever!! But first have Luvia beat
him up!
Landlord is fucking
Punther: FREEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!
Derby McGraw: ....Well, uh....I forsee indigestion in that man's future!
Landlord shaking, and doing his fucking best, with visible effort, not to burst
into laughter
Niels Bohr: AMERICA!!!!
Punther is only saved by kayfabe
Derby McGraw: ...O-kay! Time for the other one!
Niels Bohr: GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES!!!
Derby McGraw: IIIIIIIIN THIS CORNER
Punther but i assure you, his soul is laughing
Derby McGraw: WEIGHING TWO HUNDRED-SOMETHING, SOMETHING POUNDS!
Dan Blackmore: Good luck out there.
Niels
Derby
Great
Derby

Bohr drunkenly clambers into the ring

McGraw: FROM FINLAND!
Luvia: Mhm~......
McGraw: THE GRRRRRREEEEEEAT LUUUUUUUVIAAAAAAA!

Punther SCOWLS
Niels Bohr downs a can as she comes on
Mask de Bara: ...Hmmph.
(EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

Niels Bohr crushes it against his forehead

There's boos and there's cheers, but... whichever they are, they're all as loud
as you've ever heard.
Great Luvia: Are you ready? Drunken American pig dog, are you ready to die?
Derby McGraw: Now this is a special treat! One of the greatest female wrestlers
of all time, here, at Slammageddon!
Punther: BOOOOOOO! GO BACK TO YOUR VIKING ICE HOLE YOU VIOLATOR OF FISHES!
Neco-Arc Evolution: I like her ribbons!
Derby McGraw: They're quite cute, I concur!
Niels Bohr: I WAS BORN READY.
Derby McGraw: Don't let her know I said that!
the music cut out the moment he said they're cute
Punther: YOU CAN DO IT, YOU BASTARD.
Derby McGraw: ......
Great Luvia: Mhm...~
Derby McGraw sighs loudly
Punther: (You can do it, you bastard.)
Great Luvia: rolling 1d20
(
16
)
= 16
eldritch s.: i lost my shit
when he ate the flag, putting it down just pushed me over the edge
Niels Bohr: rolling 1d20
(
15
)
= 15
Derby McGraw: AAAAND that's the bell!
Niels Bohr throws off his America cape
Derby McGraw: Taking bets on who's winning this one, Evo?
Punther: LIGHT UP THE NIGHT, BOHR.
Great Luvia wastes no time hurling something shiny and glowing at Bohr!
Neco-Arc Evolution: Great Luvia, no contest!
Mask de Bara: BREAK HIM IN HALF, LUVIA.
eldritch s.: it says heisenberg, that's the best part
Landlord: --!?
Look out, Bohr! It's a--!
Niels Bohr jumps to the side
Niels Bohr: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 0 for Finesse
{(
4
+
16
+
11
)}+0
= 11
Derby McGraw: Luvia up to her old tricks again, it looks like!
He narrowly avoids the magic gem
Great Luvia: Oohohoho... clever.
Niels Bohr: CAN'T TAKE DOWN THE U.S.A THAT QUICKLY!
Punther: YESSSSS! YES YOU TERRIBLE SON OF A BITCH
LET ME BREAK YOU MYSELF

Mask de Bara: COME ON LUVIA DAMMIT

eldritch s.: remind me what is allowed in wrestling
Kuwabara notices... someone watching the fight.
eldritch s.: can he like punch her
Space (GM): yes
eldritch s.: okay
Mac D.: it's no DQ so go fuckin nuyts
Niels Bohr rushes to uppercut her
Mask de Bara: ......?
Mask de Bara turns his gaze to the crowd
Niels Bohr: THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!!
Rin Tohsaka Someone familar watches the fight.
Niels Bohr: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Brawn
{(
16
+
14
+
20
)}+1
= 17
Mask de Bara: ...?
(Oh, it's that lady I've seen around town...)
Niels Bohr: I'LL MAKE YOU INTO HAMBERGER MEAT!
Punther screeches the General Lee's honk song
Bohr just fuckin' solidly decks her, knocking
Niels Bohr: AND THEN EAT THAT BURGER!
Derby McGraw: What's this!?
OH!
Punther: FEEL HAPPINESS WHEN YOU EAT A HER!
Great Luvia: Gh-- that's how you wanna do it,
Derby McGraw: A closed-fist punch, right into
Great Luvia: Hah!

at the top of his lungs

her against the post thingy

then?
the turnbuckle!

Great Luvia throws a lightning-fast jab at his nose

Derby McGraw: Good thing it's no disqualification, Evo!
Niels Bohr goes to catch it with his hand
Niels Bohr: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Brawn
{(
14
+
11
+
18
)}+1
= 15
Neco-Arc Evolution: I bet the refs would be too busy watching her!
Niels Bohr: you have no dick, you cannot stop me
He catches it with his hand in one fluid, yet drunk movement...
Derby McGraw: Evo, are you implying something?
..!?
Did that man just-!
Punther whoops rackously
Great Luvia: ...Drunken boxing...?

Niels Bohr: STRIKE, YOU'RE OUT!!!

Derby McGraw: He did! He caught the Great Luvia's phantom fist!!
Punther: TOUCHDOWN!
Niels Bohr goes to throw her by her arm
Niels Bohr: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Brawn
{(
7
+
10
+
20
)}+1
= 11
eldritch s.: it's happening
how does this always happen
Mask de Bara: ......?
is just hurled, caught completely off-guard
Great Luvia: Wh-!?!
Punther: YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Derby McGraw: Unbelievable!!
Niels Bohr: TAKE THAT, YOU COMMUNIST!
Great Luvia crashes into the ropes, momentarily stunned. NOWS YOUR CHANCE GUNTH
Punther goes to get the FOREIGN OBJECT
Derby McGraw: Is the American Mystery Man....Gaining the upper hand against the
Great Luvia!?!
Great Luvia: rolling 1d20
(
1
)
= 1
a plastic bottle
Niels Bohr: YEAH I AM.
Fawkes M. (GM): Bohr confirmed for Archer-class
Punther THROWS IT with as much conviction as he possibly can
Mask de Bara: ......
Mask de Bara is just starin at the crowd for some reason.....
it bonks off of her forehead harmlessly
Great Luvia: Gh--!
Punther:
B/
Great Luvia points a single finger at Punther, then does a throatslitting motion
Great Luvia: You're next!
Punther sloooooow head-shake
Derby McGraw: Uh oh....Looks like we got some more ringside drama!
Niels Bohr goes to kick her upside the head while she's distracted
Punther hopes Mother is watching
Niels Bohr: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Brawn
{(
6
+
8

+
19
)}+1
= 9
his hip
Mobile L.: bohr no...
Great Luvia grabs his leg as it swings, without looking
Great Luvia Haaaah!
Great Luvia falls backwards onto him
Derby McGraw: Woahoah!
Great Luvia is already going for the pin...?!
Punther: OH GOD BLESS AMERICA.
Derby McGraw: Looks like Luvia's getting her steam back!!
Niels Bohr: YOU THINK YOU CAN PUT DOWN THE AMERICAN SPIRIT?
Punther: FIIIIIIIGHT YOU CRUSTY OLD BASTARD! DON'T LET THAT LUTEFISK-MOLESTING F
LOOZY STEAL WHAT'S YOURS!
Space (GM): roll 2 escape the pin
Niels Bohr: WELL LET ME TELL YOU THIS....
LIKE YOU AND ME...
LADY LIBERTY'S GOT SOME BALLS!!!!
Punther pronounces "lutefisk" like any God-fearing Swede... hmmm
Niels Bohr: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Brawn
{(
3
+
3
+
13
)}+1
= 4
Punther: YEAAHHHHHH
no......????
Niels Bohr: im old
Rin Tohsaka: (...Come on, Gein...)
Mobile L.: Luvia grew a peen
One.
Mask de Bara: ..................................................................
................................................................................
.............
Niels Bohr: THE HEARTS OF AN ENTIRE NATION BEAT AS ONE, YOU FUCKING DISCOUNT-SWE
DE!
Great Luvia: Old man... your liberty is dead!
Gunther looks back to Sakura for more throwables
Niels Bohr: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Brawn
{(
2
+
19
+
6
)}+1
= 7
Great Luvia: rolling 1d20
(
5

)
= 5
Mask de Bara: .....!!
Sakura hands him a soda can
Punther HUP
Two.
Mask de Bara an expression of revelation suddenly flashes on Kuwabara's face
Mask de Bara: .......It.......CAN'T be...............
Space (GM): roll 2 hit
Mobile L.: oh bless his heart
which stat?
Space (GM): finesse i think
Derby McGraw: Is this it!?
Niels Bohr: SHUT UP!
Derby McGraw: Oof, testy.....
Punther: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Finesse
{(
10
+
11
+
20
)}+1
= 12
Alice Boyce: (Must not cheat.....)
Neco-Arc Evolution: He's gonna die!! Kill him, Luvia!
The soda can hits him right on the head
Neco-Arc Evolution: *her
Niels Bohr: I'M GOING TO SKIN YOU, EVOLUTION
Great Luvia: ...
Derby McGraw: ...You're getting kind of bloodthirsty over there.
Niels Bohr: IN MORE THAN ONE WAY.
Great Luvia stands up off of the pin
Derby McGraw: ...!?
Great Luvia hurls it right back at Punther, with such a fucking force
Punther: B/ B/ B/
Punther tries to TANK
roll2dodge
Great Luvia: oh hok
Derby McGraw: She gave up the pin to exact revenge!
roll2tank
Punther: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 0 for Brawn
{(
8
+
15
+
14
)}+0
= 14
Neco-Arc Evolution: W-wh-- What're you DOING?!
It knocks off his glasses, but he doesn't even flinch. The crowd cheers.
Punther:
Derby McGraw: I don't think ANYONE expected this match to last this long!

Niels Bohr runs to Suplex her

Punther slowwwwwly lifts up a hand
Punther is flipping her the bird
Niels Bohr: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Brawn
{(
4
+
20
+
1
)}+1
= 5
Punther stone-faced
Niels Bohr: now he's off his game
Great Luvia: Gh-- BASTARD!
Mac D.: oh that poor old man's back
Niels Bohr: I AM AMERICA!!
Derby McGraw: Bohr attempting what looks like a suplex!
Punther: (Mister Mender, come on...)
Great Luvia kicks out behind her to hit Bohr right in the solar plexus
Mask de Bara: ......
Punther: (Please...)
Mask de Bara is just staring out into the crowd............
Great Luvia gives Punther TWO middle fingers
Punther: (I can't keep helping you forever.)
Derby McGraw: Oof...How crass.
Punther: B|
Great Luvia turns back to Gein
Great Luvia rushes to him, to attempt some complicated spinny grapple
Niels Bohr: BRING IT.
Punther: GET HER, YOU GERIATRIC DRUNKARD.
Derby McGraw: Oh, what's this!?
Niels Bohr goes to just deck her in the gut
Kuwabara...
Punther: GET. HER.
Niels Bohr: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Brawn
{(
12
+
18
+
14
)}+1
= 15
This is just like... this is just like the Great Luvia's match against Dashing D
an Blackmore.
Derby McGraw: One of the Secret Holds Passed Down By The Edelfelt Family for Gen
erations!?
Great Luvia: Huff-Mask de Bara: ...............................

Great Luvia stumbles back, clutching her gut

Punther: YEAHHHHHHHHHH
Niels Bohr: SECRET HOLD MY ASS!
Niels Bohr goes for a haymaker
Mask de Bara: ......brawl to the wall 2012...............
Punther: THE LIBERTY BELL TOLLS FOR YOUUUUUUUUU
Niels Bohr: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Brawn
{(
2
+
6
+
20
)}+1
= 7
Dan Blackmore was losing, bad... but when the Great Luvia went for a pin, Dynami
te RIN came out of nowhere...
Mask de Bara: ..............................
Punther looks back to Sakura, still having not given up on throwing things, appa
rently
Derby McGraw: In spite of these overwhelming odds, The American Mystery continue
s to put up a fight!
Niels Bohr: DEMOCRACY!
Great Luvia cartwheels around his swing
Niels Bohr: APPLE PIE!
BASEBALL!
Punther: WASHINGTON DC
Great Luvia and goes to sweep the leg with a kick
Niels Bohr: THESE THINGS WILL DEFEAT YOU!
Sakura Tohsaka: rolling 1d20
(
14
)
= 14
Punther: YES, YESSSSS
Derby McGraw: It's this kind of staunch determination you can only find in the g
ood old US of A!
Niels Bohr tries jumping over it and kicking her
Niels Bohr: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Brawn
{(
15
+
12
+
9
)}+1
= 13
Sakura Tohsaka finds a claw hammer and hands it to him
He kicks her RIGHT in the teeth!
Punther nods solemnly and waits for the opportunity
Great Luvia cusses in Finnish
Derby McGraw: OOOH, she's gonna feel THAT one!

Punther oh god, mother'd better be watching...!

Olivia Glazkov is
Niels Bohr goes for another haymaker
Olivia Glazkov is less than pleased
Azureberry J.: Fukkin Sakura jesus.
Niels Bohr: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Brawn
{(
12
+
20
+
17
)}+1
= 18
Punther get... destroyed... mother... :)
Space (GM): sakura doesn't screw around
Derby McGraw: A sudden burst of strength from Bohr!
Great Luvia is fuckin' decked hard
Punther: YESSSSSSS!!!
Great Luvia: Gh...
Niels Bohr: I'M PAINTING THE WHITE HOUSE RED.
Derby McGraw: I have to ask....is he even TRYING to wrestle??
Great Luvia: So that's how you want to play!
Punther: LIKE IN 'NAM!
Niels Bohr: LIKE IN NAM!
Great Luvia pulls something out of her costume
Punther: BD

Bo
Great Luvia has ten gems - five held in each hand, in-between each of her knuckl
es
Punther:
Derby McGraw: What's this!?
Punther sloooowly shakes his head
Punther draws the bead
Punther:
Great Luvia: Let's see if you can dodge this one, Amerikaner!
Great Luvia fires off a massive beam of magic at him
Derby McGraw: WOAH!
Punther: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 2 for Finesse
{(
19
+
12
+
1
)}+2
= 14

Derby McGraw ducks instinctively

Niels Bohr jumps to the side
Punther watches the hammer fly
Niels Bohr: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 0 for Finesse
{(
17
+
7
+
8
)}+0
= 8
Gein's caught in the blast...
Punther: !
...Which stops, abruptly, as the Great Luvia takes a hammer to the head.
Niels Bohr: GAH!
Great Luvia: ...
Great Luvia wobbles on her feet
Derby McGraw: Jesus...What happened to this sport!?
Great Luvia: ...
Great
Derby
Niels
Derby

Luvia collapses
McGraw: Wait, is-.....
Bohr: IT'S CALLED CHEATING!
McGraw: ...She's down!

Niels Bohr jumps on her

Derby McGraw: Great Luvia is down, I don't believe it!
Punther: ...PIN, PIN.
Neco-Arc Evolution: Oh, oh my god... He killed her! HE KILLED HER, OH GOD!
Niels Bohr: AND THAT'S THE AMERICAN WAY!!
Niels Bohr goes for the pin
Great Luvia: ...
Great Luvia 's hand shoots out
Great Luvia grabbing him by the neck
Punther: GOD BLESS AMERICA.
Derby McGraw: ...!?
Niels Bohr: Gkc.
Derby McGraw: Wait a minute, folks!
Great Luvia: Y-you... I'll squeeze the life out of you...
Niels Bohr: Nice...
Try...
Derby McGraw: Is this......
Space (GM): roll brawn
Great Luvia: rolling 3d20
(
18
+
6
+
13
)
= 37
Niels Bohr: But you can't do that to an old... MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Brawn

{(
12
+
20
+
18
)}+1
= 19
Space (GM): 13 or better
fuck YES
ONE!
Mobile L.: :D
TWO!
THREE!
Derby McGraw: I don't believe it!!
Her hand falls to the ground, as she slips into unconsciousness.
Punther just yells patriotically
Niels Bohr stands up, pumping his arms in the air
Derby McGraw: Through a combination of grit, gumption, blatant cheating, and an
enormous amount of help from his fellow cheaters.....
Niels Bohr: OH SAY CAN YOU SEE?
Derby McGraw: Niels Bohr has BEATEN THE GREAT LUVIA!
Neco-Arc Evolution: S-someone! Someone call a paramedic!!
Punther: AMERRRICAAAAAAA
FUCK
The medical team rushes up to cart the Great Luvia away
Niels Bohr jumps onto the ropes
Punther: YEAH
Mask de Bara: ..................................................................
.........................................
Niels Bohr pumps his arm and begins howling this song
He is just fucking
Majorly booed
People throw trash and garbage at him, and Gunther and Sakura too
Niels Bohr dumps a can of beer onto his face
Sakura Tohsaka cups her hands around her mouth
Niels Bohr while singing
Sakura Tohsaka: FUCK YOU LUVIAAAAA!
EAT SHIT!
Derby McGraw: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have NEVER seen an upset this tremendous i
n all my years of Slammageddon!
Punther has to try very hard to keep himself from laughing
Sakura Tohsaka: PUNTHER TELL HER TO EAT SHIT!
Mask de Bara: .............
Punther: EAT SHIT AND DIIIIIIIEEEEEE
Mask de Bara was just zoned the fuck out the whole time, looking at Rin in the c
rowd
Niels Bohr: YOU AND THIS WHOLE COUNTRY AND SUCK IT, AMERICA FOREVER!
Punther: ...I STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH JAPAN
Niels Bohr: YOU CAN KISS WASHINGTON'S ASS!

Niels Bohr jumps off of the stage

Derby McGraw: ...Was this even a wrestling match?
Niels Bohr grabs the mic
Niels Bohr: NO.
Neco-Arc Evolution: ...oh my god
Niels Bohr: IT WAS A WAR.
Neco-Arc Evolution: he's going to kill me
Niels Bohr throws it at Evo
Derby McGraw: ....Sir.
Neco-Arc Evolution is knocked out of his chair
Derby McGraw: Sir, please stop harassing staff.
Mobile L.: This is the most satisfying ill-gotten victory ever
Niels Bohr: AHAHAHA!
Niels Bohr walks off
Mobile L.: It's wrong to feel so right
Derby McGraw: ...Well, he's certainly a man who loves his country! Niels Bohr, e
veryone!
Azureberry J.: My troat hurts guys, I'm losing it.
Mobile L.: :)
Space (GM): dont die
Just the biggest fuckin' boos you've ever seen.
Punther cries a Baby Jesus tear for this victory
Everyone who isn't the party or their managers is just dumbfounded and makes the
ir wya back to the locker room.
Niels Bohr: It worked.
Punther hopes Mother is happy... He hopes Mother ENJOYED THAT.......
Mask de Bara is still staring at the crowd, oblivious........
Landlord: Good job, you goddamn drunk.
eldritch s.: what is olivia doing right now
what was her reaction play by play
Niels Bohr: Ehahah!
Olivia Glazkov isn't watching anymore
Niels Bohr: All a day's work for me!
Because she destroyed the TV when Gunther threw the hammer
Niels Bohr: Beating up on women, that's just what a man does!
...
Mask de Bara: ........I don't BELIEVE it..........................
Niels Bohr: Don't quote me on that.
Punther :) :) :) :)
Landlord: I'll be sure to tell the principal.
Franz Glazkov was cheering Gunther on the whole time
Niels Bohr: Oh shit...
Stanislav Glazkov ditto actually
Punther .... :,) ....
eldritch s.: did she expect the american to just get wrecked, olivia
Stanislav Glazkov: BOY! That was the best dirty cheap shot I've seen in my life.
Abso-fuckin'-lutely

Punther: Heh. I am to please, Father.

Derby McGraw: ...Seems the other competitors are celebrating their dirty win!
eldritch s.: and then slowly started goign through confusion, anger, despair, an
d then more anger
Officer Daisuke: Heh.
Derby McGraw: To comment on this outrageous upset, I'd like to have a word with
hometown favorite, Mecha-Hisui!
Mobile L.: She is just gonna murder the boy herself
eldritch s.: he just
threw
a hammer
Space (GM): fox ru still there
eldritch s.: at her head
Mobile L.: Like the lady in the Apple 1984 commercial
He did it... FOR FREEDOM
Mech-Hisui walks up to Derby, with stiff motions
Officer Daisuke follows, casually
Officer Daisuke walking past the party
Officer Daisuke is wearing a nice suit now, not a police uniform
Alice Boyce: (Well....that happened....)
Derby McGraw: Miss Mech! That was perhaps the most nauseating and disgraceful th
ings I have EVER seen a human being do in this sport! Your thoughts?
Niels Bohr shouts from where he's standing
Mech-Hisui: I wholly concur, Mister McGraw. That display...
Niels Bohr: YOUR MOTHER!
Punther: YEAAHHHHHHH MISTER BOHR, YEAH VIOLENCE
Mech-Hisui: ...And this vulgarity, has only enlightened me on the truth of manki
nd.
Mech-Hisui in a robotic monotone
eldritch s.: that wasn't a wrestling match
that was just assault
Officer Daisuke: Hoo, boy...
Officer Daisuke covertly reaches for Hisui's off switch
Derby McGraw: ....Well, I hope you don't think too lowly of ALL of us! Mech-Hisu
i, everybody!
Mech-Hisui: ......
Mobile L.: Terrible, desperate gaijin collaboration
Officer Daisuke reaches over for the mic
Officer Daisuke: You know, I'd like a word.
Derby McGraw: ..Oh? Oh, go ahead.
Officer Daisuke: You know, people like this, who think they can just walk all ov
er everyone and take what they want... that's not what this competition is about
. That's not what this country is about. Guys like that, well... heh. They'll ge
t their just desserts.
That's all I've got.
Officer Daisuke hands back the mic
Dan Blackmore is just
Dan Blackmore fucking

Dan Blackmore stonefaced

Punther sure jan
Niels Bohr: I could for for some dessert right now...
Derby McGraw: The words of a true believer in justice.....Alright, we'll be back
with the next match after THIS commercial breal! Sponsored by our good friends
at ISIS! Not that one!
Dan Blackmore: ...Mr. Bohr.
That was... that was an absolute bloody disgrace.
Niels Bohr: Yeah?
Well you know what?
Do you want to know something.
Mask de Bara: ....Uh?
Dan Blackmore: No, I don't think I do.
Mask de Bara blinks a couple times
Niels Bohr goes stonefaced
Mask de Bara looks around
Mask de Bara: .....Izza match over?
Punther: ...Yes.
Niels Bohr: Putting an old man up against Luvia for their first match, that's a
fucking disgrace.
Mask de Bara: Oh.....Huh.
Niels Bohr: Outright letting that woman use magic gems and that level of magic a
gainst someone who wasn't, thats a fucking disgrace.
Don't talk to me about morals, you withered old prune.
Dan Blackmore: ...
Dan Blackmore rubs his arm, staring Bohr in the eyes
Dan Blackmore: Goodbye, Mr. Bohr.
Dan Blackmore briskly turns and walks out
Niels Bohr scowls at him as he goes
Mask de Bara: ...Gunth....Hold the fort for me, will ya?
Niels Bohr: Old cunt...
Punther: Of course.
Niels Bohr the anger has started to sober him up
Mask de Bara: There's somethin' I gotta find out....
To the locker rooms once more..
Punther nods
eldritch s.: i ask you a question
Mask de Bara does not head to the locker rooms.....Instead, he treks elsewhere..
....
eldritch s.: was blackmore abotu to say "while that was a disgrace, [insert like
some kind of compliment here]" or was he just going to call him a dickhead
Space (GM): no he was just
fucking mortified and shocked
Mac D.: he was probably just going to call him an asshole and a shitty wrestler
i bet
Space (GM): no he's dignified he just would have said that and left
Mobile L.: I feel bad for Dan
eldritch s.: the party just ruined wrestling
Mac D.: i feel bad for fans of wrestling
Mobile L.: And just a bit for Luvia, even if she was a bitch

Mac D.: that was mortifying

eldritch s.: duff
how would you feel
if you were watching wrestling
and something like that happened
Mobile L.: Team Moral Ambiguity just fucked everything over
Space (GM): i'd be fuckin pissed
Where does Kuwabara go
Mac D.: i would track down niels bohr and stab him to death in a dark alley
and he can't do shit to me cause i got a PENIS
Mobile L.: I don't blame ya one bit
eldritch s.: our party is definitly team moral ambiguity in thsi regard
Space (GM): https://bracketsninja.com/brackets/single/9344
eldritch s.: how does kuwabara feel about that
Mask de Bara goes into the stadium proper, amongst the crowd
Mac D.: oh he missed the whole thing
Mobile L.: I think Gnther probably perma-stained his babyface reputation
Thank GOD
Mac D.: if he saw what was happening he would have leapt up on stage and beat th
e shit out of bohr himself
The locker room is kind of abuzz.
Everyone stares as the party enters, even Ajax and Paul.
eldritch s.: gunth would have thrown another hammer
Paul: ..........
Niels Bohr raises his hands apolgetically
Punther: ...Well. Whatever the cost, we did that.
Niels Bohr: NOw.
Rin Tohsaka is going to get concessions
Niels Bohr: I would like to say I'm sorry.
Niko has gone to weep in the bathroom
Paul: .............
Alice Boyce is trying not to be seen.
Monji Gatou: ...
Niko you can kinda hear him crying from here
Mask de Bara: ....!
Niels Bohr: What I did was a bad thing.
Mask de Bara: (There....)
Mask de Bara approaches her
Niko it's very sad...
Paul: .......
Niels Bohr: I'll be the first to admit it.
Punther ain't even gonna apologize
Paul: .....This was supposed to be a fun event for everybody.
Niels Bohr: However, that woman nearly killed me with a blast of magic and tried
to hit me with a magic gem.
Nurse looks up from where she's sitting, at the approaching party
Paul: None of that seemed very fun.
Niels Bohr: No.
Rin Tohsaka: Yeah, I'll have... uhm, two curly fries, a hot dog, and some...
Niels Bohr: It wasn't.

Rin Tohsaka: ...Kuwabara?

Niko: [weeping intensifies]
Niels Bohr: I didn't expect to
Fawkes M. (GM): Only two curly
Niels Bohr: Nor did I expect a
Paul: .....I'm gonna make sure

be put up against a psychopath.

fries
hammer to be used.
you won't have fun in our fight.

Paul just
Paul fucking walks off
Punther: Very well.
Niels Bohr: Gunther, where the fuck did you get that hammer from?
Punther: Sakura passed it to me.
Niels Bohr: Who the fuck just leaves a hammer lying around?
Mask de Bara: Interestin' seein' you here.
Niels Bohr: ...
... Sakura.
Mask de Bara: At a wrestlin' event.
Niels Bohr he says with barely constrainted rage
Rin Tohsaka: ...Well... well, everyone else is here. I had to make sure things w
ere going well.
Punther: ...I was not going to let that madwoman kill you, Mister Mender.
Mask de Bara: Oh I bet....
Niels Bohr: I know.
But a hammer?
Mask de Bara: Hey....I got a STORY I wanna tell ya, wanna hear it?
Niels Bohr: What the fuck was Sakura thinking?
Rin Tohsaka: ...And a diet coke.
Punther: It got results.
Rin Tohsaka pays for her stuff
Niels Bohr: Yeah.
Now I'm going to have my ass kicked.
By a Lost Servant.
Rather than a psychotic Fin.
Punther:
Mask de Bara: It'll be quick, promise.
Niels Bohr: I hope you have more hammers lying around.
Punther: ...If measures must be taken against him as well, I can do so.
Rin Tohsaka: Sure thing.
Alice Boyce looks over at Rin.
Punther: If they knew why...

...People are like sheep.
Rin Tohsaka isn't in the locker room...
Mask de Bara: Alright. This here's a story of one o' my favorite pay-per-view ma
tches ever!
Niels Bohr: Yeah, they're animals.
Punther had to stop himself from saying "humans" there
Mask de Bara: Brawl to the Wall 2012, The Great Luvia vs. Dashing Dan Blackmore
in a 60-minute Iron Man Match!
Rin Tohsaka: ...
Punther: Once this thing comes to a head, and we're the ones holding the line...
They'll get it. They'll have to...
Nurse goes to sit by Asumu

eldritch s.: what did rin thik

Nurse: Whew...
eldritch s.: of that fight
Alice Boyce: Oh...hello.
Space (GM): i think approximately the same thing paul did, but she's trying to p
ut it past her
Niels Bohr: Yes.
Space (GM): it helps that she doesn't like luvia much at all
like, at all
like, at allllllllllllllllllllllllll
eldritch s.: if she found out
her sister
Nurse: Hey, there.
eldritch s.: gave the hamer
*hammer
Mask de Bara: After 62 minutes, Luvia gets Blackmore in the Finnish Torture Rack
, he's about to tap, Luvia's about to win it....
Space (GM): it'd be time for a complicated family talk
Rin Tohsaka: ...
eldritch s.: look at jack
he's like
"i am so disappointed in life"
Mask de Bara: And then.....Dynamite RIN runs into the ring, from outta NOWHERE!
Space (GM): i fuckin would be too
Rin Tohsaka: ...
Punther: ...They'll see. All of them will see. Nobody can fathom the magnitude y
et.
Gein Mender takes off te fake mustache and hat for a bit
Nurse: When's your match up?
Mask de Bara: She nails Luvia with a dropkick off the top turnbuckle, jumped fro
m one end of the ring to the other! Puts Dan on top of her, and gives Blackmore
the win!
Gein Mender: I don't think they ever will...
Gunther puts his hair back
Gein Mender: I feel like shit.
I didn't get that honestly.
And I want to puke up that flag.
Mask de Bara: See, she'd been hiding in the crowd the whole match......
Rin Tohsaka: ...
Mask de Bara: ....And nobody could recognize her in the crowd.........Cause she
had her hair down.
Rin Tohsaka: ......
Mask de Bara: ......Six months later, Slamageddon 2013.
Gunther: ...Life does not always accept honesty, Mister Mender, especially not w
hen this much is at stake.
If you had taken it lying down...

Mask de Bara: Great Luvia challenges Dynamite to a "Loser Loses Twintails match"
, where the loser is never allowed to wear twintails again.
Rin Tohsaka: .....
Azureberry J.: Intranets.
Gunther: ...We are all in grave danger as it stands.
Space (GM): be strong jam
Gein Mender grabs the garbage and vomits the Japanese flag back into it
Gunther:
Mask de Bara: .....Dynamite loses to Luvia twenty-five minutes in.
Alice Boyce: I'm not entirely certain....

Mask de Bara: She grabs her and pulls off her twintail bands right there in the
middle of the ring.
Rin Tohsaka: Stop.
Mask de Bara: Dynamite RIN ain't ever seen in a wrestling ring since.
Rin Tohsaka: Why are you telling me this?
It's ancient history.
Gunther thinks quietly about humanity and other things
Rin Tohsaka: You don't need to bring it up.
Gunther:
Mask de Bara: ......So I WAS right.............
Nurse: ...Mm.
Gein Mender: I need to make it right.
Nurse: That was some... erm, match, right?
Mask de Bara: ....T'think.....This whole time.......
Gein Mender: I can't just live life by hurting other people for my own good.
If I do that, I'd be the same old fucker I used to be.
Rin Tohsaka: Kuwabara, everyone but you knew it already. It's not some big disco
very you came up with.
Gunther: ...This isn't just for your good. If it was, then I would not have thro
wn that hammer.
Alice Boyce: Uh....I don't think that was a match....
Mask de Bara: ......Wait, what?
Seriously!?
Rin Tohsaka: It's obvious.
Gein Mender: We're doing this to talk to Raiga.
Mask de Bara: What!? Is not!
How could anybody recognize you without the twintails!?
Man...Why'd nobody tell me!?
Gunther: Having her in the field of play would have endangered that possibility.
She needed to be eliminated early.
Rin Tohsaka: Well, whatever you're thinking, it's wrong. I didn't come here to t
ry again, I just came here to make sure there wasn't anything fishy going on.
Mask de Bara: .....'Zat true?
That the only reason?
Gein Mender wipes his mouth
Gein Mender: ... I just wanted to be a teacher.
Alice Boyce: Maybe Luvia was just there to boost ratings....
Nurse: Yeah. Just hoping there won't be other crazy heels here - I'll have my wo
rk cut out for me.
Rin Tohsaka: Yeah.
Gunther: ...And I a comedian... But it's a little late for that, isn't it?
Nurse: ...That gets ratings?
Mask de Bara: .......Mm.
Mask de Bara turns to look towards the ring, hands in his pockets
Alice Boyce: I think? I don't know about broadcasting.
Mask de Bara: ....Y'know....Without a ref for this, there ain't anybody around t
o enforce th' "No Twintails" rule
Gein Mender: You can still be a comedian.
Rin Tohsaka: There's me.
Gein Mender: You're pretty funny. Funny looking.
Mask de Bara looks back at her
Nurse: Well, I guess a lot of people got what they wanted there. In a... bit of
a roundabout way...
Gunther: ...Heh... I'm glad you think that.

Mask de Bara: C'mon, don't be dumb! I know you didn't lose clean in that match!

I watched that tape at least a hundred times!

Space (GM): just picture
as the party is talking
wrestling nerds just losing their shit about that match on the internet
Mac D.: "what the FUCK was that shit"
Mobile L.: A fatwah is called on Gein and Gnther
Mac D.: "THAT IS A GOOKER AWARD AND A HALF"
AliaStark: SUCK BIG FAT COCK, LUVIA
Alice Boyce: Yeah. That's one way to look at it/
Gunther is very quiet now
Nurse: ...Mm. Then again, I don't know how many Dynamite RIN fans 're still arou
nd.
Rin Tohsaka: I lost. That's what happened, and that's all that matters. Furtherm
ore, I lost to her.
I lost the fight, and I lost my fighting spirit.
Do you understand?
Mac D.: .......
Mask de Bara: ........
Gein Mender checks on his phone to see the reception to this so far
Fawkes M. (GM): What, Duff
What did I say
Space (GM): ...........
Fawkes M. (GM): ........
Mac D.: nothing i just think you smell funny
Space (GM): ...........
Fawkes M. (GM): ..........
full bars
Fawkes M. (GM): ........asshole
Gein Mender: what
Mask de Bara: ......You don't feel nothin', bein' here?
it means full bars
d-do they not have those in canada on phones
Gunther thinks about breaking the, um... the thing to the others...
Mask de Bara: Not a spark?
Rin Tohsaka: I don't feel anything good, Kuwabara.
Alice Boyce: I think maybe a frind of mine is.
Mobile L.: He meant how the internet recieved it YA DINGUS
Space (GM): OHH
i thought he was asking if his phone had reception
Okay people are just, like, fuckin' pissed about this
There's talk of boycotting Slammageddon
Gunther it has to be done eventually, he could potentially die at any time...
Mask de Bara: .....
People got refunds for their tickets
Not everyone
But a lot
Nurse: ...Huh.
Gunther:
Mask de Bara: ....Y'know.....I never gave up hope on ya...
Gein Mender: Heh.
Raiga is going to be livid.
Space (GM): https://bracketsninja.com/brackets/single/9344
Gein Mender: Heahah.
Gunther:
Gein Mender: Hehahahaah...
Mask de Bara: ....Lot of other people never gave up, either....I do a lotta wres

tlin' stuff on the internet.

Gein Mender: Ahaeheahaahahahaheehahahahahaah... That old man is going to want us
all dead.
Gunther: ...You and I are stained, aren't we.
Gein Mender: Fuck it, we're American.
Democracy in action.
Gunther: ...Would a death appease him.
Alice Boyce: (Wasn't the whole point of this to stop that....)
Rin Tohsaka: ...
Gein Mender: Mine, probably.
Gunther:
Space (GM): raiga forces them to cut off their pinky fingers
Gunther: ...Mister Mender.
Gein Mender: But that would be count-productive.
*counter
Nurse: ...Well, I guess we'll just have to see how this turns out, right?
Gunther motions Mender over to a quiet spot and takes a deep breath
Nurse: I mean, whether or not they'll end this thing early. It'd suck if you did
n't get a match.
Alice Boyce: Yeah um...what's your name?
Mask de Bara: ....I got inta the whole sport 'cause o' you. Sis had a bunch o' t
apes o' pay-per-views with you in 'em, and I'd spend late nights just watchin' e
m over an' over....tryin' ta copy the stuff you pulled off.....
Nurse: Oh, I'm Clarice. What's yours?
Rin Tohsaka: .....
Rin Tohsaka looks torn
Gein Mender walks over to him
Mask de Bara: ...Like to think I'm the man I am now 'cause o' that....And that's
really what I came here for.
Gunther: ...We are deep enough in this shit to where I should probably inform yo
u of something.
Something about me.
Mask de Bara: Even if ya don't feel it anymore, I just wantcha to know......Than
ks.
Gunther:
Rin Tohsaka looks away from him
Rin Tohsaka: ...
There's a spot on the roster that isn't going to be filled.
Gein Mender: ... Listen, I respect you, but now i really not the time to come ou
t of the closet.
Alice Boyce: Ah--Alice.
Mask de Bara is about to walk away and try looking all cool and stoic when she s
ays that, stopping on a dime
Gunther: ...Eheheheh, oh God, it it isn't that you idiot...
Mask de Bara: ......Wait- what?
Clarice: Ah, I remember seeing your name on the ledger.
Gunther smirks and tries to stop from chuckling
Clarice: It's nice to meet you!
Gunther:
Rin Tohsaka: Someone signed up last month, but they didn't show up today.
Gunther: ...Have you wondered, Mister Mender, why I am the way I am.
Rin Tohsaka: One Yusuke Urameshi.
Mask de Bara: ............
.....That son of a bitch!

Rin Tohsaka: That's what I'm-...?

Alice Boyce: You too even though I'm kinda breaking character to do this.
Rin Tohsaka looks back at him
Mask de Bara: Where's his ghost now, I wanna thrash
*'im!
Clarice: Really? What's your character?
Yusuke Urameshi: KuwabaAaaAaaRrrAaaAaA.... ooOooOoOoo... Ask if she wants to joi
n too, Kuwabaraaaaaaaaaa.......
Mask de Bara: WHY'D YOU NEVER TELL ME YOU SIGNED UP FER SLAMMAGEDDON!?
Gein Mender: Not really.
Yusuke Urameshi laughs at him
Alice Boyce: [I'm Alice, the Texas Ninja!]
Mask de Bara: I woulda been your SPARRING partner ya jackass!!
Yusuke Urameshi: You didn't ask!
Gunther: ...I must be doing a better job that I ... Okay, look.
Mask de Bara: Yyyyyooooooou!......
...!
Mask de Bara realizes Rin is still standing there and looks back at her
Mask de Bara: .....So, uh....Spot's open, huh?
Clarice: [...Oh!]
Gunther: You already know I'm a magus. But that's not the end of it.
Mask de Bara: Won't that mean somebody's gettin' a free win?
Clarice: [...So, like, you're trying to be silent and all that?]
Rin Tohsaka: Yeah.
Fawkes M. (GM): Wait, Jam
Mask de Bara: Huh...Man, that's no fun...
Fawkes M. (GM): Are brackets English?
Azureberry J.: Yes.
Gunther: ...Certain magus families, they can... They can create life through alc
hemy.
Fawkes M. (GM): Carry on, then
Rin Tohsaka: ...
Gein Mender: Are you saying you're Frankenstein's monster, only if you replaced
Frankenstein with Glazkov, and monster with magic comedian?
Azureberry J.: Um...where are you from? Your names not Japanse.
Mask de Bara: ....Ah, well....Can't be helped, I guess.
Gunther: Heh... Yes. Pretty much. I am a homunculus.
Alice Boyce said that
Rin Tohsaka: Right.
Gein Mender: ... I see...
Clarice: I'm from America, actually.
Clarice is somewhat rusty in her Japanese, in fact
Mask de Bara: .....Well.....See ya later, I guess.....
Clarice and by that i mean "barely fluent"
Gunther: ...The point I'm getting at is, if atonement is needed for what we just
did, you have a... a lamb, so to speak.
Rin Tohsaka: .......
Mask de Bara attempts his hands-in-pockets Cool Exit again
Rin Tohsaka: .........................................
Rin Tohsaka finishes her eating
Gein Mender: I'm not killing you Gunther.

Rin Tohsaka and quickly heads home

Mask de Bara internally.......
Alice Boyce: [Ah! Well it was nice metting you I have to go....talk to my dentis
t. He is here.] \
Gunther: ...I've died before, Mister Mender. Four times.
Mask de Bara: (HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY
CRAP I MET DYNAMITE rRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN)
Gein Mender: I don't care if you've died a thousand, I'm not killing you and I'm
not letting you die.
Clarice: [Oh, alright. See ya!]
Clarice internally...
Alice Boyce absconds towards Gunther.
Clarice: (They had to hire a dentist after that kick to the teeth?)
Gunther: ...Mister Mender, it doesn't even really hurt that bad or anything. I d
on't... I do not h

Mask de Bara quietly walks into the locker room
Gein Mender: Oh, uh...
Alice Boyce: Hello Gunther.
Gunther nods to Asumu nonchalantly
Gunther: Hello.
Gein Mender: You've come an an awkward time.
Mask de Bara: ....Huh?
Alice Boyce: The Nurse is American.
Mask de Bara takes off the mask
Gunther: That is nice.
Gein Mender: Gunth is making some very personal statements about you-know-what.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Whyzat?
Gein Mender: And I already knew that.
Kazuma Kuwabara: .....Oh, ew!
Gunther blushuu~
Kazuma Kuwabara: Gunth, I know it's a locker room, but come on!
Alice Boyce: What is happening?
Gein Mender: Shut up, you homophobe!
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...Homowhat?
Gunther blushuu harder
(From Fawkes M. (GM)): And that was my first attempt at conveying Clarice's semi
-amorality
Gein Mender: Gunther is making a private confession to a respect adult.
*respected
Kazuma Kuwabara: Okay, okay, geez!
I'll go wait outside or somethin'!....
Gein Mender: Get me a hotdog while you're at it.
(To Fawkes M.): Iiii need to re-read it, I've been tunnel-visioned on this dialo
gue
Gein Mender: I just puked up the flag.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Get your own!
Kazuma Kuwabara walks out the door
Gunther: O-oh, don't talk about hotdogs~

Alice Boyce: Um...

(From Fawkes M. (GM)): That's cool
Gein Mender: You're going to get backhanded if you even start, Gunther.
Kazuma Kuwabara and when everybody's out of sight, proceeds to freak the fuck ou
t over meeting his idol
Gunther:
Kazuma Kuwabara: [muffled squealing in the distance]
Neco-Arc Evolution peers from behind a trash can at Kuwabara
Neco-Arc Evolution: ......
Neco-Arc Evolution takes a snapshot
Neco-Arc Evolution absconds
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...?
Gein Mender: We'll be with you in a second, Mizono.
Gunther http://33.media.tumblr.com/92f62d76c43517acbd4bfbe6e403cc01/tumblr_mg0th
7CodL1qmxcsxo1_500.gif
Kazuma Kuwabara looks around....thought he heard something...
Gein Mender: Gunther just need to finish what he was saying, eh, privately.
Gunther: ^
Alice Boyce: Oh okay.
Alice Boyce goes outside.
Gein Mender: ... Anyway.
Gunther: ...I was constructed to protect the Glazkov family and I will not be st
opped from fulfilling my directive.
Kazuma Kuwabara hears Asumu approach and immediately straightens out
Gein Mender: Gunther, you can protect your family without dying.
Gunther: ...You say that as if you understood.
Gein Mender: Gunther, think about this.
Besides me, you're probably one of the smartest people I know.
Gunther: I have thought about this.
Alice Boyce: Hey.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Uh....Hey!
Gein Mender: Well think harder.
Kazuma Kuwabara: So, uh...That match, huh?
Gunther: They need blood, and mine is very cheap. You don't... you don't think I
'll be brought back as a mental deficient, do you?
Gunther chuckles dryly
Alice Boyce: Yeah...the match.
Gein Mender grabs him by the shoulders
Gein Mender: Gunther.
If you die.
Kazuma Kuwabara: ....Was kind of a blur t'me, went by so fast!
Gein Mender: I'm going to kill you.
Space (GM): people die if they're killed
Gunther: ...Eheh... So what... There's always more of me.
Alice Boyce: Probably better that way/
It wasn't much.
Gein Mender: No, there isn't.
Gunther:
Gein Mender: You are the only one like you.
Just because there are more that are similar to you, that doesn't mean they're y

ou.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Huh, really? Luvia Matches are usually pretty great.
Gein Mender: There are plenty of humans out there.
I'm not them.
Gunther: ...Don't... Don't make it depressing, Mister Mender. I have already cli
mbed that hill.
Gein Mender: No, you haven't.
Apathy isn't acceptance.
Alice Boyce: Yeah I think she threw the fight. This was probably just for charit
y or something.
Gein Mender: It's the shitty bar next to acceptance full of stinky assholes and
has a dead body in the corner.
Gunther:
Kazuma Kuwabara: ....Wait, threw the-...She lost???
Gunther smiles tiredly
Alice Boyce: Um....yeah.
Gunther: ...It's what I have. Aside from mirth, that is.
Gein Mender: You're special, Gunth. I mean that.
Kazuma Kuwabara: ....No way!....No way would a wrestler of Luvia's standin' just
throw a match...Specially not her!
Gunther:
Gunther frowns
Gein Mender: Not as in retarded, but as in special.
Gunther:
Alice Boyce: Well I don't really watch wresting so....
Gunther can't help but smirk just a bit at that
Kazuma Kuwabara: This don't make sense......How'd Gramps win??
Gunther: ..."You don't know what you're talking about" is a terribly harsh thing
to say, but...

Gein Mender: You just said it.
Alice Boyce: Well he ae a Japanese flag for one.
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...He won by eatin' a flag??
Alice Boyce: And there were these crazy lights.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Okay, uh huh, crazy lights....
Alice Boyce: Then Luvia got pinned.
Kazuma Kuwabara: ....She got pinned durin' the light show??
Alice Boyce: I think. I dunno.
Kazuma Kuwabara: That musta been it, then!
Gunther: ...I suppose so. I really don't care if there is lossage between reviva
ls. It's... It's like my narcolepsy. I forget things that happened five minutes
before I go to sleep, but there's not much helping that. There just isn't. And t
here's not much helping this.
Kazuma Kuwabara: In the confusion of all those lights, Gramps manage to pin a bl
inded Luvia for a one-in-a-billion-trilling freak win!
Space (GM): so here's a thought
Gein Mender: Don't be sad about what already happened, Gunther, but don't accept
the shit that comes your way.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Man, some lucky streak Gramps has, huh?
Space (GM): when gunther dies
does his consciousness transfer
or is it just a copy
Gein Mender: You're better than that.
Gunther: ...I cannot be sad.
Alice Boyce: Yeah. Super lucky.
Gein Mender: Yes you can.
Even if you don't believe it.

Mobile L.: I have not decided this yet

Kazuma Kuwabara folds his arms and nodes in sage wisdom
Mobile L.: I think it's a copy, though
Space (GM): good
well
not for him
Alice Boyce: So...I think my watch is next.
Gunther: ...I have only one emotion. I cannot be sad.
Gein Mender: Yes you can.
Alice Boyce: *match
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...Think so? Know who yer up against?
Gein Mender: You can be whatever you want to be.
Gunther:
Alice Boyce: I don't know.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Lessie....there a bracket we can look at out here?
Gunther: ...I want to be useful to this mission, Mister Mender. I want to keep m
y family safe... That is what I want most at this point...
There's a TV screen showing the brackets, actually
Gein Mender: And you are.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Oh, hey! Over there!
Gein Mender: And you have.
Alice Boyce looks at the screne
Gunther:
Space (GM): https://bracketsninja.com/brackets/single/9344 it's this
but instead of saying 'dynamite rin' it says 'yusuke urameshi'
Gein Mender leans in
Gein Mender hugs him
Gunther:
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...Oh!
Alice Boyce blinks
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...Huh....Looks like yer already in the semifinals.
Gunther: ...Heh... There really is no explaining it correctly... is there...?
Gunther hugs back and yawns
Gein Mender: No.
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...!
Gein Mender: There isn't.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Oh, wait! You won that challenge Dan Blackmore gave us, didn'tc
ha?
Gein Mender: Because you can't correctly explain something that's not true.
Alice Boyce: Yeah I did.
Um....
Kuwwwabara....
Kazuma Kuwabara: Maybe that earned ya a spot in the next tier!
Gunther: ...Heh...

Kazuma Kuwabara: ...Mm? What is it?
Alice Boyce: Yusuke's on here....
Gunther: ...You'd goddamn better find a viable alternative to killing me... Mist
er Mender...
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...Oh, yeah, I saw.
Gein Mender: I will.
Gein Mender lets go
Kazuma Kuwabara: Was told about that a little while ago.....Friggin' bastard....

.
Gunther:
Gein Mender: But first we have to watch some more wrestling.
Alice Boyce: But that doesn't make any sense.
Gein Mender: Get some trash thrown at us.
And win.
Kazuma Kuwabara: He signed up a month ago.
Gunther: ...Hm. Like real Americans...
...Hey...
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...And never told ME, the piece o'-.....
Alice Boyce: Oh....
Gunther: ...Don't tell my family I regurgitated that information at you... alrig
ht?
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...Aaaanyway, whoever wins in Gunth's match gets a free win nex
t round, by the looks of it!
Gein Mender: I won't.
Gunther: It will inevitably come up... But I...
Gunther yawns
Gunther: ...I would rather not look a total fool...
Alice Boyce: So I guess that means Gunther is next.
Gunther: ...Well... In an unamusing way, that is...
Kazuma Kuwabara: Looks like it!
Alice Boyce: He was acting weird.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Y'think so?
Gunther slowly slumps to the floor
Alice Boyce: I hope he's okay.
Kazuma Kuwabara: He's been doin' that Punther bit for years, though.
Gein Mender: ...
Wow.
Gunther snores quietly
Gein Mender: He really is narcoleptic.
Alice Boyce: No in the locker room.
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...Oh?
Gein Mender: Like some pasty beanbag.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Y'think so?
Gunther: ...hehh... zzzz...
Gein Mender puts his stupid getup back on and stays by him
Kazuma Kuwabara: Idunno....maybe he pissed himself and asked Gramps ta get him n
ew pants or somethin'....I don't wanna think about that kinda stuff.
Alice Boyce: Yeah it was...I don't know how to describe it.
Gross.
Mobile L.: ahahaha
jesus...
Gunther has several quick, nondescript dreams about his future plans
Kazuma Kuwabara: Well, we could ask him about it after Slamageddon!
Alice Boyce: MMmmaybe I'll leave it alone.
Kazuma Kuwabara: Huh? But you brought it up!
Alice Boyce: Yers. And I regret that now.
Kazuma Kuwabara: ...Well, whatever. Let's head back in so I can put my mask back
on!
Alice Boyce: Okay.
Alice Boyce back she goes.
Kazuma Kuwabara goes as well

Mobile L.: Hhhhokay, was that glurgey or lame or anything?

Mac D.: NO
Azureberry J.: Nah.
Mobile L.: Oh good, thank Jesus
I was thinking the reveal woulda come later, but I had OOC thoughts about that p
ossibility
Mac D.: oh hey would you look at the clock it's time to die
i love you all
Mobile L.: yeah fuck why did we stay up so gorramn late
Space (GM): so was it a
good sesh
was it
worth it
Mac D.: it WAS
Mobile L.: YUS
Azureberry J.: Ye.
Mac D.: it was worth EVERY SECOND OF NOT SLEEPING
Mobile L.: but I will be hating myself tomorrow
Azureberry J.: Am die now.
Space (GM): so tomorrow
we'll see
we'll see
Mobile L.: >:D >:D >:D
Space (GM): now, take the sleps
Mobile L.: spleep....
Niels Bohr: the plan worked
they all died
Space (GM): we're free
i'm heading to owh