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Pilcrow & Dagger Sunday News 11-15-2015
Pilcrow & Dagger Sunday News 11-15-2015
religious
rights
organization. It isnt clear
who wins the battle. If
these people want our
cooperation, they need to
write Merry Christmas on
their coffee cups.
Still the problem with
doing so lies with the
organizations who want
freedom from religion.
Any company that
puts Merry Christmas on
their coffee cups, said
Stana Milton, leader of a
Freedom group. Will be
boycotted and taken to
court. Coffee and religion
dont mix.
Of course coffee and
religion dont mix, said
one customer. Thats
what cream and sugar are
for.
Solitary Universities
By LeeAnn Rhoden
Weather
Index
More News.............Page 2
Dear Monica...........Page 2
Editorial..................Page 2
Letters To Editor...............
........Page 2
Rant & Raves..........Page 2
Sports......................Page 2
Horoscope...............Page 3
Puzzles....................Page 3
Classifieds...............Page 3
Sports
By Daniel LeBoeuf
coaches.
They could
diagram the debates for us,
explain
how
poor
campaign staff decisions
affected
this
weeks
polling numbers, and give
us a behind-the-scenes
perspective on fundraising
activities.
There
should
be
political analysts in the
announcing booths, letting
us know how the moods of
the players are changing
during the games, how
each play affects their
voting
decisions,
and
maybe
using
the
Telestrator
to
draw
pictures of daisies with
candidates faces in the
middle.
Lastly, who wouldnt
want to watch a national
championship game named
the Donald Trump Bowl?
Happenings
By Blabby Rumor
To the supporters of
NaNoWriMo Your word
counts are boring. Find
something else to share on
Facebook!
To all of my friends and
family, thank you for the
straight jacket. But, I
promise you, Im not
crazy; Im a writer. And
those voices, are my
characters talking to me.
Editorial
Letter to Editor
By Sham Farce
need
a
penis
enlargement,
or
be
interested in paying to see
pictures of naked women?
Its from this experience
that Pilcrow & Dagger
promises never to spam
anyone. We will never
offer breast enlargements
or try to sell porn to your
cats.
Dear Monica
Dear Monica,
Thanksgiving
is
coming and I want to
invite my boyfriend to my
home but I don't know if I
should because my mom
doesn't know I'm gay.
Should I just come out?
- Closeted
Dear Closeted,
She already knows. Get
over yourself.
Dear Monica,
For the past two years
Ive been trapped inside of
a book. My writer, refuses
to finish my story so I can
leave. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Character
Dear Character,
I dont write advice for
imaginary
characters.
Sorry about your luck.
Classifieds
Horoscope
For Sale
Mens cufflinks
from England.
Dont
know
how I ended up
with them. Best
offer.
Wanted
Looking for a
herd of goats or
sheep to graze in
my yard to keep
it mowed.
Personals
Cat
lover
looking
for
same. Must have
own kitty condo
and litter box.
Single dad of 3
boys
seeks
single mom of 3
girls. Have a
housekeeper
who will stay.
Hiring
Office Assistant.
Must
be
bilingual, skilled in
all
Microsoft
Office
programs, website
maintenance, inside and out-side
sales, logistics,
scheduling and
phones. $8 per
hour.
Real Estate
Room for rent.
Shared
bath,
kitchen,
and
family
room.
Rent reduced for
walking dog.
Notices
Pilcrow
&
Dagger
is
accepting
submissions for
the
January
2016 issue. The
theme is Fairy
Tales, Fantasy,
and
Science
Fiction.
Get
them in quick!
1400
sq
ft
professional
space perfect for
CPA or attorney.
Or can be used as
a home.
Pilcrow
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Point
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