OPINIONS APRIL 1, 2010 • THE RAM • PAGE 11

Got Opinions?
Shut the Hell up! We don’t want want
to hear them. They suck. That is why
we end up writing all of them. And be-
sides, we don’t care what you have to
say. What you think is irrelevant to us.
Sure, you can prance about the campus
bitching about how much you hate the
food, why you think Career Services is
out to get you, why CBA has it so much
easier than Rose Hil, repeat ad infini-
tum. Seriously,

WE DON’T CARE.
It’s all crap anyway. And besides, you
don’t want to start down the narrow,
embittering path of being an openly
opinionated human being. You may
even end up becoming an Opinions
Editor. Egad. You know what’s even
worse? That’s not where it ends. You
might descend as far as News Editor.
Then not only do you hate everyone,
but everyone hates you. And you hate
yourself. It’s a slippery path. Please.
For our sake, too. Don’t start writing
for Opinions.

Also, none of you can write worth shit.