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AdEVA Archive 1
AdEVA Archive 1
AdEVA Archive 1
MrEForEccentric (GM): Ye
Dr. Charalampos Prokopis: I'm gon' Jump
Comandante Alessandra Sandra Capello: Don't do iiiiiit!
Dr. Charalampos Prokopis: Imma do it
Comandante Alessandra Sandra Capello: No bb I
i luv uuuuuu
Dr. Charalampos Prokopis heartstricken
Dr. Charalampos Prokopis heart attack
Dr. Charalampos Prokopis falls anyway
Comandante Alessandra Sandra Capello: noooooooooooo :(
Dr. Charalampos Prokopis thud
Dr. Charalampos Prokopis: ...
Comandante Alessandra Sandra Capello: bb wake up
bb
BB
Dr. Charalampos Prokopis eyes open
Dr. Charalampos Prokopis: HA FOOLED YOU, I WAS IMMORTAL THE WHOLE TIME
Comandante Alessandra Sandra Capello:
YOU MOTHERFUKCER
GGHHHHH
Comandante Alessandra Sandra Capello runs off angrily
Dr. Charalampos Prokopis struts off down the street assured of his lack of morta
lity
Philippe D'Esperey: do i look sexy enuff?: http://www.charas-project.net/charas2
/res_viewer.php?sk=1424667600&img=115_1_100_t_t_t_t_t_t_t_t_t_t_t_t-21875_1_100_
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Narration: Perfect, Commodus
Philippe D'Esperey: fuck oui, bitches
OHN HOHN HOHN
Narration: And so- D'Esperey went out to drown in pink
Philippe D'Esperey: dick game 2 strong
Narration: It was a tragic accident in the strawberry icecream factory to be sur
e...
Philippe D'Esperey: :C
Narration: But at least
He drowned
In Strawberry Icecream
Philippe D'Esperey: C`:
Narration: But his taxes were due...
Philippe D'Esperey: :C
MrEForEccentric (GM): I should do something useful
Like search for a faceclaim for Julia
Mobile L (GM): Whatcha got in mind?
MrEForEccentric (GM): I got a red-head in mind
Or a blonde
Mobile L (GM): Ooh
MrEForEccentric (GM): We have enough brown hairs
Mobile L (GM): Yep
Swimmin in the brunettes
MrEForEccentric (GM): just-how-i-like-it.jpg
Mobile L (GM): Playa
Is Desislava gonna be in a labcoat too?
Checkit now
Mobile L (GM): Hell yeah, nicely explained
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
MOTS will be a separate handout
Now I gotta do that fookin Roots handout
Oh- and the Drawback and Assets one
Mobile L (GM): Light at the end of the tunnel, dawg
Should I put in the other map(s) I made? There's probs only like one or two more
.
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yeah
Do it
Mobile L (GM): A'ight
MrEForEccentric (GM): TEAM PERSONNEL
Mobile L (GM): w00t
MrEForEccentric (GM): The Redline OST is awesome
I'll just say it again
This is the credits music
Mobile L (GM): Fab
MrEForEccentric (GM): I'll BRB as I am taking my bowl down
Mobile L (GM): Alrighty
MrEForEccentric (GM): Back with Hot Chocolate
Mobile L (GM): Fuck yeah
MrEForEccentric (GM): Reminds me of that typo
Last session
G-Gay!!!
Mobile L (GM): That was hysterical
MrEForEccentric (GM): Because I was drinking Hot chocolate when that happened
Mobile L (GM): Didja spit it?
MrEForEccentric (GM): No, and I didn't spit either
Mobile L (GM): Oh my God
You're some kinda badass
MrEForEccentric (GM): It was hard to contain my laughter
Well it was kind of nice and cold
Mobile L (GM): Eehee
Didja see the office map?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Why is Philippe there is the question
Mobile L (GM): He's coming to say hi
Thought he'd drop in, see how his worst enemies were doing
MrEForEccentric (GM): Where'd you find those other avvies anyway
Mobile L (GM): Which ones?
MrEForEccentric (GM): The ones for Charalampo and such
Mobile L (GM): DeviantART, portrait search
Want me to find one for Julia?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Mobile L (GM): Can do
Red hair and gruff, right?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Or Blonde hair and gruff
Mobile L (GM): Alrighty
By "gruff", do you mean "butch", or just kinda rough around the edges?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Rough around the edges
Mobile L (GM): Alright
Older or younger?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Younger
Mobile L (GM): Gotcha
MrEForEccentric (GM): Decided to put on S2's opening music
Actually- ending music is probably better for this length
Mobile L (GM): Back, was getting food
Ah, yes
MrEForEccentric (GM): Safe from the cold
Hrmm
How safe would you say it is that Trip has gone and vanished
Mobile L (GM): Haven't been checking, so I'unno
MrEForEccentric (GM): It was last page and about maybe 10 minutes if I'm being k
ind
Mobile L (GM): He may have vanished
MrEForEccentric (GM): No wait
10:14 PM compared to... 08:22 PM
Yeah he's probably gone
Mobile L (GM): Damn
Look at these HOT BABES as consolation
Redheads: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/328/e/6/crimson_mane_by_vampire
hungerstrike-d6viu9s.jpg http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/059/7/d/red_
by_smile4thelie-d4rbmi8.jpg http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs43/i/2009/140/c/9/portr
ait_by_3Cheers4SweetPotatos.jpg
Blondes: http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/246/8/0/the_big_bang_by_alecgrl2
1-d5deyt0.jpg http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/019/7/b/head_sketch__lookin
g_to_the_side_by_turningshadow-d4mwge1.jpg http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/201
3/140/2/2/andrej_by_epiphron-d4hwp96.jpg
MrEForEccentric (GM): I like that last one
It's monochrome and I like it
Mobile L (GM): Alright, cool
That's our Julia
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yee
Mobile L (GM): She gonna be wearing the tactical outfit or what?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Actually no- give her a suit kind of look
She is the HEAD of Security after all
Mobile L (GM): I see
Uniform similar to Sandra and Phillippe's?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Mobile L (GM): A'ight
MrEForEccentric (GM): Hers is a yellow jacket I'd say
Or gold
Mobile L (GM): Can do
MrEForEccentric (GM): Why do I keep saying Yellow
When I mean gold
Mobile L (GM): Sleep dep?
MrEForEccentric (GM): it's only 10:21
Mobile L (GM): From the past few days, I mean
MrEForEccentric (GM): Ah I don't have sleep deprivation
At least I don't think I do
Mobile L (GM): You tell yourself that
What eye color for Julia?
MrEForEccentric (GM): I'd say blue
Mobile L (GM): ZE PERFEKT ARYAN VOMAN
MrEForEccentric (GM): YAS
Mobile L (GM): How about this?: http://www.charas-project.net/charas2/res_viewer
.php?sk=1424667600&img=13001_1_100_t_t_t_t_t_t_t_t_t_t_t_t-125_1_100_t_t_t_t_t_t
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I can further fuck with the uniform if it's not gold enough; that's as close as
they had
MrEForEccentric (GM): It's fine as it is
Mobile L (GM): A'ight, cool
HERE SHE COME
MrEForEccentric (GM): On the subject of races, the Gnomes are clearly badass. Mo
re badass than introverted technophiles are usually expected to be. I started of
f one map where the Gnomes were a couple of territories away from the Orcs. Poor
Gnomes, I thought, WRONG, those bad boys created massive empires and the Orcs s
Love it
Shall I sprite this hombre?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Mobile L (GM): Gotcha. One sec.
Also, I found some really useful sprites.
http://www.rpgmakervxace.net/topic/13901-caits-graphical-world/
MrEForEccentric (GM): Oooh
Mobile L (GM): It's got all the modern conveniences we need
MrEForEccentric (GM): http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/239/2/c/the_temptre
ss_by_nekros_studios_inc-d47zxxf.jpg Tanit?
Mobile L (GM): Ooh, I like
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Mobile L (GM): She looks spooky and sexy
Spexy
MrEForEccentric (GM): Spexy lady
Mobile L (GM): She's gonna make this three way a four way
I assumed that Sandra's wealthy enough to where she could just have all the life
support equipment for her bro in her own house
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
I'd assume so to
Mobile L (GM): And, like, hospice workers
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
I've added the two
Adon and Tanit
Though of course
They go by
Mysterious Man and Woman
Mobile L (GM): Hell yeah, nice
So as to avoid spoilers
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes even though it should be only shown to you and I
Shall I get to adding the avvies or?
Mobile L (GM): If you would. I am map-making for Duff r/n
Big fuckin cave
The Mysterious Lady: Wow- you're all having a real nice party aren't you?
The Mysterious Man: Please- don't do this...
You get a mess everywhere- and what would your brother think?
Comandante Alessandra Sandra Capello: fuk u man, we do what we want
The Mysterious Man: Just hand over the Lucidity Device, and we can talk this all
over...
All you need to do is give up.
You have been bad children, and now we need to take the toys away- like proper p
arents.
Comandante Alessandra Sandra Capello: no shut up we're gonna fuck our problems awa
y
Dr. Charalampos Prokopis: YEH.
Comandante Alessandra Sandra Capello: IS GOOD, THE FUCKINK.
The Mysterious Man: Very well. You can go on and keep at your primal desires...
We'll take care of your business at MIDAS
Comandante Alessandra Sandra Capello: yeah that's right, loser, GET LOST
mmm oh yeah baby give to TO ME
The Mysterious Man: Jesus christ, how did your primitive species ever unearth th
e Lucidity Device in the first place?
Comandante Alessandra Sandra Capello: the power of
Dr. Charalampos Prokopis: BANGIN
The Mysterious Man sighs and just goes and wins the war for Furies
Desislava Chillikov has mondo sex with the others until the world ends
Narration: Hold on- hold on, as a Narrator- I have to point out... how in the fu
ck did Charalampo produce so much semen.
I'm just going to look back over the thing and think about how best to lay it ou
t
Mobile L (GM): Alrighty
MrEForEccentric (GM): Now- I could be lazy
And just copy paste the whole section
But that would be unhelpful
Since they don't have great organization in what type of Asset/Drawback each one
is
Mobile L (GM): You could copy it and just smooth it out to where it's more reada
ble
MrEForEccentric (GM): I'm kind of doing a mix
Also
I just love
The fact there's just
Being a dumbass
And you could take that as your Manufactured trait
MrEForEccentric (GM): Being a Dumbass
Mobile L (GM): Half-baked manufactured
Like Salad Rei
MrEForEccentric (GM): Man this is going to be a looong note
Mobile L (GM): You can dooooo iiiit
Have the faith
MrEForEccentric (GM): Even just
Mental
I could just have notes for each type of Assetand Drawback
It's like- HERE'S THE MENTAL ASSETS AND DRAWBACKS. LOOK HOW FUCKIN' MANY THERE A
RE
Oh- You think I could have put it all into one note? Do you want a wall of text?
Mobile L (GM): Sure, if you want
MrEForEccentric (GM): I'll see how long it is just with Mental Drawbacks
Mobile L (GM): Worth a shot
MrEForEccentric (GM): Give Julia an Irrational fear of bunnies
Mobile L (GM): Rabbits. No one loves rabbits.
MrEForEccentric (GM): Alla Alskar Kaniner
If anyone takes Touched
I think we should make Mystery Man and Woman a lot more prominent for that perso
n
Since it's "The Pilot has already experienced a deeply troubling contact of some
kind with an inhuman force."
Mobile L (GM): Ooh, yes
They could be their go-to target
The Mysterious Lady: Heyyyy Nerrrrd. I'm the lady that makes you feel uncomforta
ble...~
Mobile L (GM): aaaaaa stranger danger
The Mysterious Lady: I'M IN YOUR DREAMS
Mobile L (GM): swiper no swiping
The Mysterious Lady: SWIPE YO DREAM VIRGINITY
Mobile L (GM): make it stoooooop
The Mysterious Lady: YOU JUST HAVE TO WAKE UP
The Mysterious Lady touch
Narration: You have acquired: Touched!
Mobile L (GM): ;^;
MrEForEccentric (GM): And then depression
Look at it so far
The Drawbacks and Asset one
Look how many Drawbacks there are
Just in Mental
Mobile L (GM): God, whoa
That is A Lot
MrEForEccentric (GM): Should I cover Aspect in a separate one, and then do Drawb
ack and Asset for each category then?
So that it doesn't take up TOO MUCH on one note
Mobile L (GM): Sure, that'd help
MrEForEccentric (GM): First Mental Asset...
BOOKWURM
I.M.Meen shows up as the REAL final boss
Mobile L (GM): OH LOOK, WHAT CLEVER PILOTS
MrEForEccentric (GM): SEE THEM SCRAMBLE WATCH THEM SQUIRM
Mobile L (GM): HOW I HATE THOSE WIMPY SNOTBAGS!
MrEForEccentric (GM): HOW THEY MAKE MY STOMACH TURN
Mobile L (GM): (dances aggressively)
MrEForEccentric (GM): We should make that our version of Gordon Ramsay Berserker
I.M.Meen Fury
Mobile L (GM): Oh yes
The fun, quasi-canonical joke character
MrEForEccentric (GM): If someone takes Visionary
And doesn't make them Willy Wonka as a Pilot
They are to be killed off as soon as possible
Mobile L (GM): True that, holmes
MrEForEccentric (GM): Subtly changing all mentions of nerv to Midas and all Eva
to MOT
Mobile L (GM): Eehee
Sandra keeps it quiet that the Pilots can potentially brainwashed
MrEForEccentric (GM): God there are so many mental assets
ALL ABOUT 'DEM ASSETS
MMMM
Mobile L (GM): Shake 'em
MrEForEccentric (GM): You know what to do with 'dat big fat asset
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE
I swear there are more Mental Assets than Mental Drawbacks
Mobile L (GM): Odd, considering the setting
MrEForEccentric (GM): Mr.Wizard
I need music
Mobile L (GM): Want THE PLAYLIST?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Wait
I didn't put this on
Mobile L (GM): Spooky
MrEForEccentric (GM): I put Elysium on
Mobile L (GM): It's haunted
MrEForEccentric (GM): It played automatically when I pressed play on Elysium
Because I forgot to hit pause
I don't care what anyone says... Gladiator is still my childhood
Mobile L (GM): My folks liked it
MrEForEccentric (GM): This film- it was me. I loved the fight scenes.
I'm a sucker for gladiator settings
Mobile L (GM): I need to give it a watch
MrEForEccentric (GM): Do
Of course there was also this credit music
That helped
Goddammit I've accidentally done that thing where it overwrites
Mobile L (GM): Oh no
Sorry
MrEForEccentric (GM): HOW DO I CHANGE IT BACK
;-;
Mobile L (GM): I don't knowwww
MrEForEccentric (GM): OH
OH NO
NO IT DID NOT JUST
GAAGAGHAAGPAH
CHANGING MUSIC
JUSTMobile L (GM): Oh man
MrEForEccentric (GM): UNSAVED PROGRESS
ALL THE ASSETS
ALL OF THEM
GONE!
At least Vivaldi is playing
Mobile L (GM): Shit, man, I'm sorry
Wish I could help or something
MrEForEccentric (GM): It's fine
Guh what did I dooo
Gonna have to come back to it another time
Mobile L (GM): Alright. Really sorry, man
MrEForEccentric (GM): At least
All the Mental Drawbacks are down
Mobile L (GM): True
MrEForEccentric (GM): How's spritin?
Mobile L (GM): I am looking for tilesets for the floors and walls and getting di
stracted by shit like this: http://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20120214/07/makapri
/98/52/p/o0540040011793094633.png
MrEForEccentric (GM): Aight
The Call to War is real for me
Mobile L (GM): It's pretty menacing
MrEForEccentric (GM): Need Redline OST
Mobile L (GM): Hellz yeah
Alright, I am now starting on the dorms
MrEForEccentric (GM): ass
Yep- It started as SSS
And I overtyped to ass
Mobile L (GM): Ahaha
Assbutt
MrEForEccentric (GM): I THINK
I FIXED IT
By pressing home
By accident
But I'm no longer overtyping
AAAAAAA
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes! That started with less A!
Start the song over
Mobile L (GM): In a sec, can I play what might be Sandra's theme?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Aight
Mobile L (GM): Ooh, thanks. Lemme cue it up.
Effing hell, how do you import?
I put the song name in, and it isn't pulling it up
MrEForEccentric (GM): Y'need tags
I found my sounds
By having tas
*tags
I know no-one else would have
Mobile L (GM): I'm trying
Still it refuses
Grrrr
MrEForEccentric (GM): Julia
Mobile L (GM): Fuck yeah
MrEForEccentric (GM): Heartbreak Hotel
Mobile L (GM): AHA
Found et
Stolen from Breaking Bad
MrEForEccentric (GM): Remarkable
Or restrooms
Or sex dungeons
MrEForEccentric (GM): I say it's probably closets
Mobile L (GM): Yeah, same
The restrooms are prolly at the end of the hallway or something
MrEForEccentric (GM): One Window
Mobile L (GM): That lucky bastard
I'm pleased with how the color scheme in the window room turned out
I originally had some fugly carpets and tiles, but then I found the wood floors
MrEForEccentric (GM): Ah yes
It is a nice room
Reminds me of how I thought of Dumas' place
Mobile L (GM): Ooh
MrEForEccentric (GM): Speaking of which I'm looking at Scottish Properties
To get an idea
Mobile L (GM): OCH
MrEForEccentric (GM): Of what his Family's place might look like
Mobile L (GM): I see
I looked at some Italian house interiors before I made Sandra's place, but I got
lazy and just used some premade stuff
MrEForEccentric (GM): Hee
I have found
One place
So far
And then I immediately found another place
One that blasts the other one in Shetland
MrEForEccentric (GM): Out the water
Orkney
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-45426631.html
Dumas' place
Mobile L (GM): Back, was gettin' lasagna
Wow, that's pretty
MrEForEccentric (GM): It's perfect
It's an ESTATE
It is still not MAINLAND SCOTLAND
Mobile L (GM): And it's gorgeous
That yard is killer
Oh fuck, SWAN
MrEForEccentric (GM): 'dat Swan
Mobile L (GM): He will murder you in your sleep
This track loops scarily well
MrEForEccentric (GM): I'm watching the youtubs
And I got Curry
Mobile L (GM): Sweet
Curry is the shit
MrEForEccentric (GM): Aye
Chicken Tikka Massala
Mobile L (GM): Yummy as f
I need to make curry again soon
MrEForEccentric (GM): The best food
Mobile L (GM): While it's still cold out
MrEForEccentric (GM): Indeed
Mobile L (GM): Gonna pop outta here for now until we need to confer again
MrEForEccentric (GM): Aight
Mobile L (GM): Adios
MrEForEccentric (GM): Adios
Mobile L (GM): Test
Test
Test
Oohoohoo
Dr. Charalampos Prokopis: I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
Mobile L (GM) ROMANTICIZES BEES
Mobile L (GM) is a benis
Mobile L (GM): Benis
Benis
Space: ah hello
MrEForEccentric (GM): Check characters for me
You should only be able to see people under MIDAS personnel
Space: yus
MrEForEccentric (GM): Excellent
Narration: A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS
MrEForEccentric (GM): I feel the power of the GM
Look at those handouts Space
(It's basically me just summarizing the player's handbook on character creation)
kind of
I still need to add more
Hey space
MrEForEccentric (GM): D'you want to hear something
Space: apologies
had to take shower
MrEForEccentric (GM): Aight
You're only able to see the lab right
Space: i see darkness
ohp no
lab
MrEForEccentric (GM): We have big maps
Space: whos this lady
this pixel
MrEForEccentric (GM): She's the Engineer
Space: oho
MrEForEccentric (GM): Julia is head of Security
Space: hey can you give me a handout i can edit
for my sheet
MrEForEccentric (GM): A character you doth ask for
See Vixu
Space: i do indeed
MrEForEccentric (GM): Vuxu even
Space: who
also - how were these character sprites made
MrEForEccentric (GM): Mobile
Space: if they were made from a template i could do one for tohsaka
*matou
*sakura
*emiya
MrEForEccentric (GM): heee
Mobile did use a program of some kind
I don't know it off the top of my head
Sakura Emiya: for now, i'll be an anime
Julia Harriet: Oh, but that's fine for conversation
Sakura Emiya: yus
Comandante Alessandra Sandra Capello: You see
Sakura Emiya: one for conversation, one sprite
i like it
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
The Mysterious Lady: Very effective.
The Mysterious Man: Shit, don't throw out the spoilers yet
Space: what's an enrichment trigger
MrEForEccentric (GM): Enrichment is kind of like exp
Space: aah
Sakura Emiya: i'm a poster child!
Space: time to roll for scores
MrEForEccentric (GM): HOLD IT
Sakura Emiya: E-eh?!
MrEForEccentric (GM): I just had to get the personal scores thing up
So I know what to add to each score
After you've rolled and shit
Space: 2d6, 7 separate times?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
But I mean
When you've applied each score
Space: ah, okay
MrEForEccentric (GM): Like roll
Space: rolling 2d6
(
4
+
1
)
= 5
MrEForEccentric (GM): It changes for each class
Space: rolling 2d6
(
2
+
2
)
= 4
rolling 2d6
(
3
+
4
)
= 7
rolling 2d6
(
5
+
6
)
= 11
rolling 2d6
(
2
+
1
)
= 3
rolling 2d6
(
1
+
4
)
= 5
rolling 2d6
(
2
+
4
)
= 6
Space: 6 + 5 + 11 + 7 + 4 + 5
MrEForEccentric (GM): 5, 4, 7, 11, 3, 5 and 6
Space: just barely over 31
i discarded the 3 as it's the lowest
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yee
Space: whot's the personal score generation table?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Basically it's the thing that tells me what your base scor
e in each thing is
AS per root
Space: so i just assign a number to each stat?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yeah
It might be useful for you to know what each base stat is
Space: for poster child?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yeah
Space: iirc that's in the player handbook
MrEForEccentric (GM): All of this is in the player handbook
For convenience
I have it open
Space: what're the base ones for poster child
MrEForEccentric (GM): 20 is physical, 20 is Coordination, 20 is intelligence, 25
is empathy, 27 is your synch ratio
Remember you put two numbers forward for Synch ratio
Space: physical - 4
coordination - 6
intelligence - 7
empathy - 11
synch ratio - 5, 5
MrEForEccentric (GM): So your physical is 24 points, Coordination is 26 points,
intelligence is 27 points, empathy is a whopping 36, and your Synch ratio is a h
efty37
Space: yes
MrEForEccentric (GM): SO
For your Stress and Ego
Which one do you want to be based on your current score
For empathy
And which
For intelligence
Space: what do stress and ego do, respectively
MrEForEccentric (GM): They're kind of
Very very similar
Ego is more of the angel attacks and soul shit
The kind of metaphysical things
Stress is
Well
MrEForEccentric (GM): Stress
Both of these things act in similar ways
Space: stress - empathy, ego - intelligence
MrEForEccentric (GM): You can have breakdowns in both cases
Aight so- that's 35 for Stress (rounding down to nearest unit of 5) and 30 for E
go (rounding up to nearest unit of 5)
Pretty good balance I'd say
Space: i'm adding this stuff to her sheet as i go
drawbacks now?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yee
Remember
5 depth minimum
15 depth maximum
Space: drawback 1 - Stalker
Shirou Emiya, her brother
MrEForEccentric (GM): *Adoptive Brother
Space: she's adopted he's
well also adopted i guess
MrEForEccentric (GM): Point is not blood relation
I'm gon' have to get a token for Shirou aren't I
Space: do you need one, i could get you one
MrEForEccentric (GM): Hey can I use Apocrypha's
Just to add emphasis this ain't Shirou we know and love
Space: no that's shirou kotomine
he's not even shirou, he's a servant
MrEForEccentric (GM): Damn
Space: (also his design pains me)
i could get you one, hold on
he looks kinda angry
MrEForEccentric (GM): Make sure he is suitably manic looking yeah
Space: http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/typemoon/images/4/40/MiyuShirou.png/r
evision/latest?cb=20141106192215
we can say those blotches are like, acid burns or something
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Space: 2nd drawback - civilian
so that's 15
MrEForEccentric (GM): Aight
Both from other?
Space: yes
MrEForEccentric (GM): Fair play
Assets are in the same doc as drawbacks are
In all cases
you will get 15 depth worth of Assets
Now the question is whether I put Shirou in Townsfolk or Suspicious folk
Space: fetching, negotiator, level-headed
he'd be a townsfolk
MrEForEccentric (GM): There
He is there
Shirou Emiya: People die when they're killed, Sakura...~
Sakura Emiya: H-hello, Onii-chan...
Shirou Emiya: I like your hair.
Shirou Emiya sniiffffsss
Sakura Emiya: .....
Sakura Emiya pepper spray
Shirou Emiya: Ow
Sakura Emiya kicks in the dick and runs away
Shirou Emiya keels over
Space: now just need a aspect
Shirou Emiya: S-Some day...!
MrEForEccentric (GM): Aspect is basically likeCharacter motivation
Space: find out who her original family was
bam
MrEForEccentric (GM): So this is her goal
Space: yus
MrEForEccentric (GM): So basically you'll be looking at having a huge influx of
luck in part 3
Where everyone else doesn't have any
yeah
eldritch s.: we've talked baout him long ago
in the age of darkness
MrEForEccentric (GM): Also- where are you putting this down
eldritch s.: google docs
Space: i put all this down in sakura's bio
MrEForEccentric (GM): It'd be good to get this down on his actual character shee
tery too
You do have editing rights on it
eldritch s.: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ipbqovEbjlqR4-PhrZm3xH6xa_hQs-C
Qcpx0qA93GK0/edit
i know but i will transfer the results
Iipimo Xitiut feels heartbroken
Sakura Emiya: How goes it, Iipimo-chan?
eldritch s.: i hatr you lipimo
make that an npc
a failed clown
*clone
MrEForEccentric (GM): Ok
eldritch s.: or failed clown
Space: failed clone who is a clown
eldritch s.: rolling 2d6
(
1
+
6
)
= 7
rolling 2d6
(
5
+
4
)
= 9
rolling 2d6
(
5
+
3
)
= 8
rolling 2d6
(
2
+
4
)
= 6
rolling 2d6
(
2
+
2
)
= 4
rolling 2d6
(
3
+
1
)
= 4
eldritch s.: rolling 2d6
(
1
+
1
)
= 2
oh shit
MrEForEccentric (GM): 7,9,8,6,4,4 and 2
I guess you're throwing out the 2
eldritch s.: yes
Space: damn
MrEForEccentric (GM): Right
eldritch s.: and rerolling on a four
Space: that's a better spread of stats than i got
eldritch s.: rolling 2d6
(
6
+
1
)
= 7
MrEForEccentric (GM): Wait what
eldritch s.: fuck yessssss
it says i can reroll on anyone one number
Space: Reroll any one single set of 2d6 as you see fit
damn, that's true
eldritch s.: from four to seven
thank you jesus
MrEForEccentric (GM): Huh
Space: too bad it wasn't an 11
eldritch s.: i mean none of the numbers were above ten but sitll
MrEForEccentric (GM): Space, d'you want to reroll one of yours or are you happy
with what you got
eldritch s.: small things in lifre
Space: i'm happy with what i've got
MrEForEccentric (GM): Ok cool
eldritch s.: If the sum total of all of your sets of 2d6 is equal to 30 or less,
the player has the right to discard the entire array of rolled numbers and star
t again from scratch.
Space: yeah yours is over 30
eldritch s.: i know
Space: mine was 31
MrEForEccentric (GM): Your base for physique is 20, your base for Coordination i
s 23, empathy is 20, intelligence is 20, 33 is Synch Ratio
eldritch s.: thank you olive
MrEForEccentric (GM): Apply numbers via addition as you see fit
Two numbers for synch ratio
eldritch s.: so the rest get the number i rolled plus the base
and then synch ratio gets that plus another number, yes
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Space: yes
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Space: yes
eldritch s.: yes
MrEForEccentric (GM): Synch Ratio gets two of the results
Space: yes
five, six
Is sync ratio
Also- checkit
Your dorms
eldritch s.: noice
MrEForEccentric (GM): Don't ask where the doors lead
Space: sakura wants bottom left
eldritch s.: hell
MrEForEccentric (GM): dungeons owned by Kotomine Enterprises
Space: that's a godly synch ratio
eldritch s.: hiram is god
i am bad at math so that might be the cause
MrEForEccentric (GM): Remember that you did re-roll one of the fours
Is that why
eldritch s.: yes
yes
MrEForEccentric (GM): You got a seven on the re-roll
eldritch s.: that was why i had the extra number
i just said fuck it and discarded the extra four anyway
so this is how i did it
i may
fiddle a bit
i did it
Space: metal
MrEForEccentric (GM): Aight
Space: QUESTION
is the pacific rim theme in this soundtrack
MrEForEccentric (GM): Shoot
It is not
Space: aw
MrEForEccentric (GM): Also- note- this is a boss theme we're using for one of th
e furies
Space: now let's make hiram's ego and stress
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Ego and Stress pools
Basically
eldritch s.: kiddie pools
MrEForEccentric (GM): Choose one of them to be based on your Empathy score, and
one based on Intelligence
eldritch s.: ego is how strong your "self" is, is it not
MrEForEccentric (GM): You round to the nearest unit of 5
Yeah
Space: yeah
eldritch s.: hiram hs very strong self
it's based on int
MrEForEccentric (GM): So your stress is based on empathy
eldritch s.: so round to 30
Space: what'll hiram's mot be
*named
MrEForEccentric (GM): 30 for Int yeah
eldritch s.: i'll think of that later
MrEForEccentric (GM): 25 for Stress
30 for Ego
eldritch s.: yes
MrEForEccentric (GM): So you're going to break down easier than Sakura
And equally lose self
eldritch s.: yes
Space: hohohoho
eldritch s.: he is less stable then
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Shirou Emiya: We can't just watch these walls come crumbing down...
eldritch s.: taking implanted memories and bookworm
Space: sakura always tries to be polite to her brother
no matter whot
MrEForEccentric (GM): Being polite while he attempts to steal underwear
Sakura Emiya: Onii-chan. what are you doing?
eldritch s.: oh
implanted memories makes me increas his int score by three
hehhehe
Shirou Emiya: R e s e a r c h
Sakura Emiya: ......
Sakura Emiya smiles a li'l bit, though it's forced
eldritch s.: thirty two int
Sakura Emiya: Please put those back, onii-chan. You don't know where they've bee
n.
eldritch s.: and i have to round up to a body of five
which means his ego would be 35, yes?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Space: 32 is closer to 30 than it is to 35
oh it's rounding up
nvm
MrEForEccentric (GM): One could round up, one can round down
Either he has both at 30
eldritch s.: that makes me feel happy inside
MrEForEccentric (GM): Or one at 25 and the other at 35
eldritch s.: i did the latter
time to be hella unstable
MrEForEccentric (GM): stress break
eldritch s.: it is a party of hiram
Shirou Emiya: Oh, I know EXACTLY WHERE THEY'VE BEEN
eldritch s.: to have a very strong sense of
self
Shirou Emiya steals away
eldritch s.: and being othr
but feeling constant anxiety
eating away at you
MrEForEccentric (GM): At least he doesn't have a stalker
eldritch s.: ode to joy
MrEForEccentric (GM): I figure it would be best for irony
Space: didn't this play in eva
eldritch s.: ballad to happiness
yes
it did
Space: in the scene where
eldritch s.: i loved that scene
which scene do you think, space
Space: see i still haven't finished the series and i know that scene due to pop
culture osmosis
eldritch s.: no
Space: e-eh...?!
eldritch s.: HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAH
no
Space: oh
oh.............
eldritch s.: play it again, sam
MrEForEccentric (GM): So
You have
The drawbacks
and your assets
Space: just needs an aspect
eldritch s.: i am reading through the roots and such
as in the detail
what is the adpect again
MrEForEccentric (GM): Are you thinking "Why didn't I pick challenged"
eldritch s.: no
challenged wasn't an option when hiram was made
MrEForEccentric (GM): If it was
Would you have picked it
eldritch s.: probably
or visionary
and played light yagami
with a mech
Space: i would have either gone manufactured or poster child
MrEForEccentric (GM): You are poster child, space
Anyway
eldritch s.: of the eighties
MrEForEccentric (GM): Aspect is basically
How you get your luck
Space: 8)
MrEForEccentric (GM): It's your character's drive
LikeSakura has a goal
eldritch s.: a goat
MrEForEccentric (GM): To find out who and what happened to her original family
eldritch s.: I NEED TO FIND OUT WHO KILLED MY DAD.......?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Spoiler alert: It was Lu Bu all along
eldritch s.: lu bu was her father
and killed himself
Sakura Emiya: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNo0EhDhpBE
eldritch s.: so the aspects are
goal
and what else
there were three
wasn't one motivation
Sakura Emiya: motive
i think
MrEForEccentric (GM): You have goals, motivation and impulse
Sakura Emiya: DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAY
IN YOUR MIND
eldritch s.: he doesn't habe a goal
Sakura Emiya: with that i must into bed
eldritch s.: what specifically is a impulse
night
Sakura Emiya: seya
MrEForEccentric (GM): Impulse is basically
Like
"An Impulse represents something that a character is compelled to do on a fairly
regular basis. This could be a compulsion to make sure all doors are properly c
losed, hoarding food, or lose their temper in a physical way. This impulse can b
e positive, negative or neutral in nature, but it must be an easily recognizable
and specific action that is something that a character actively does. Resisting
the urge to do something, for example, would be passive instead of active. "
eldritch s.: he has a flashlight which he has a weird attatchment too
h carries it around
MrEForEccentric (GM): "A Motivation is a core influence on your character that,
complex or not, can manifest in a number of different ways. This could be an ext
reme loyalty to Nerv, a crippling fear of relationships with others, or a need t
o prove yourself superior. This Motivation for their actions, once established,
can influence their actions in many ways, some more obvious than others."
eldritch s.: maybe he constantly fiddles with it
oh but he also has a crippling fear of others
hrn
hiram is funny i that
i want him to be
MrEForEccentric (GM): Motivation might be a wiser choice, saying as a GM
eldritch s.: torn to shreds by the fact that he wants opposite things
he is terrified of other people, but secretly wants to be understood and to unde
rstand
but he really can't stand the unknown, so much so that everyone scares him beyon
d belief
oh hey the manufactured need a mental drawback that doesn't contribute towards t
he depth cap
so i did it right without knowing
MrEForEccentric (GM): hee
eldritch s.: oh but that has to be a mental drawback
not a physical one
i almost did it right
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
If you were challenged
It'd be
A physical one
eldritch s.: if only..........
MrEForEccentric (GM): If I recall
You could've been the wheelchair hero that has to pilot the fucking robot
Or have a heart condition
eldritch s.: the eva is in a wheelchair
MrEForEccentric (GM): Best robot
eldritch s.: alright so what i'm going to do is
i'm switchign the drawbacks to make this work
MrEForEccentric (GM): Aight
eldritch s.: phobia is becoming his mandatory mental drwaback
MrEForEccentric (GM): Phobia's of the darkness
eldritch s.: yes
and making his anatmoy thing a real drawback so to speak
essentialyl i just did nothinf
MrEForEccentric (GM): Aight
eldritch s.: and his aspect is motive - crippling fear of other people
could i expand that into the uknown
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
The Mysterious Man: I think we'll get along well with Hiram.
The Mysterious Lady: Yes we will...
Iipimo Xitiut: he doesn't exist yet
it is only i
lipimo
Narration: Shh
You are not in this scene
Dr. Charalampos Prokopis: PROKOPIS IN THE HOUUUSSSEEEE
Iipimo Xitiut: king pimp
Dr. Charalampos Prokopis pimpin'
Clement Fehrmann: Meanwhile with the spoilers that you won't understand.
MrEForEccentric (GM): Anyway
If you're done
I really need sleep
Iipimo Xitiut: i am done
good night, olvir
MrEForEccentric (GM): good
night
Hiram Hegel: i am created
Space: yo
eldritch s.: hello space
i am contemplating hiram's stats
Sakura Emiya: oho?
eldritch s.: he is smarter than sakura
32 int
i forget isn't it 100 synch ratio where you being recieving ego damagw
Space: higher is better, too high is too much
iunno the player handbook doesn't say much about the basic stats
of our characters, sakura's prolly the most sane
eldritch s.: she has him beat in empathy though
Space: ohyes
eldritch s.: i got very lucky with the rolls i feel
Space: yeah for sure
overall good
eldritch s.: what does fetching mean
as in the stat
she has that asset
Space: it means she gets a +10 to empathy dealing with characters of the opposit
e gender
eldritch s.: also each of the roots get two traits recall ye7
so open that thing and behold
Space: ooh
where would i put those down
eldritch s.: well they get hree options
and select two of them
just make simething that says traits
Space: attention whore, charming, orator
eldritch s.: you pick two of those
Space: lemme just get the player handbook open
eldritch s.: they're at the bottom
of the tab
Space: ooh
ah, good
eldritch s.: also i'll have to ask olive if they effect, y'know , plus three sr,
plus three coordination is seperate from their base
if so, then hiram is getting op
Space: Attention Whore and Orator
eldritch s.: because that would give him 51 sr
Space: proficient in distract, charm, persaude, and sway
along with Negotiation
eldritch s.: Double Life: The character is, for one reason or another, well accu
stomed to using lies to get what they want. They begin play proficient in the De
ceive skill. Hardened: This character possesses a naturally strong will, and kee
ps their cool under pressure. They begin play proficient in the Composure and Re
solve skills. Logical: This character possesses a keen intellect and understandi
ng of logical thinking. They begin play proficient in the Inference skill or the
Convince Skill.
Space: o
eldritch s.: hm
hiram would have double life and hardened
Space: don't forget to put down hiram's gender
eldritch s.: do you doubt his gener
Space: just for conclusive evidence that sakura would get +10 empathy dealing wi
th him
hey seer
do you think hiram and sakura would get along
eldritch s.: yes
maybe
depends
Space: wot do it depend on
eldritch s.: how nosey she is
tell me about adeva sakura
Space: she'll probably just end up being reasonably polite to him, unless someth
ing really godawful happens
oh she's
basically fate/stay night sakura, except not an abused doormat
eldritch s.: for whom is shee the poster child
Space: in Second Impact Equivalent, her family died, and she was adopted by a pi
lot named Kiritsugu Emiya, (who already had an adoptive son, Shirou Emiya)
kerry got hired by MIDAS to go to Midas Town
eldritch s.: rin noooo
Space: and brought his family along with
(he he he)
sakura and shirou were to take the test to become mot pilots
shirou didn't cut it, but sakura did - mostly because the interviewers thought s
he'd make a good face for the team
so shirou is jealous of her
this is in addition to the mad crush he has on her
eldritch s.: oh ew
Space: yes
tell me about hiram eeven tho i alreddy know him
eldritch s.: does lforian still exist
Space: ye
eldritch s.: florian's kid dead
he work at the midas
they need donor for the clones
he say
"yes you take of blood from me"
they put needle in ar,
eldritch s.: they take
they out in tube
mix with slug spit
fart out the babby
he grow quickly, like weed
he pilot the mot
Space: shsould've given him thet rait where he has a buncha clones
eldritch s.: was that an option
Space: i... thiiink so...???
it was in the previous version
(hey do you wanna hear avenger's theme)
eldritch s.: it's not anymore
isn't it all evils of the world
Space: not in another heaven
https://soundcloud.com/thespacephantom/fatehollow-ataraxia-back-to-the-night
eldritch s.: so i'm just going to add those numbers that the thing says he gets,
asssuming they weren't included in the base
Space: i don't think they would be - are they from a trait?
eldritch s.: no, in the roots in detail thing, it says he gets plus three sr and
plus three coordination
Space: oh then that's
eldritch s.: and he also needs a mandatory mental drawback which i added
Space: the base, i think
eldritch s.: but the bases are listed seperately?
this sounds like a song
from
starfox adventures
Space: looking at it - i'm ptretty sure it's the base, or else sakura would have
5 more empathy
yeah 20 is the base
plus the empathy bonus for poster child, 25
plus 11, is 36
eldritch s.: i think empathy is inappropriately named
Space: whuts it do
eldritch s.: as in empathy the stat
social graces and the like don't really mean the same thing as empathy
Space: yus
eldritch s.: also
hiram himself
he is a divided person
Space: how so
eldritch s.: he is horrified of all things unknown
including other people
and yet desperately wants to understand everything
he doesn't really believe in abstract ideas
and yet he writes flowery, emotional entries in his journal that are full of tho
se things
he is scared of the dark but his eyes don't take the light very well
eldritch s.: hiram wears a mask in public, to keep them out of him, so to speak,
to make sure they don't know what he's thinking
because he's distrustful
so he acts fatr more emotionless than he is intentionally
rather than rei where she probably just flat out can't be very emotional
Space: he has a hard life
eldritch s.: he believes at times that they shouldn't have made him
it's because he's terribly depressed and unhappy but he attempts to rationlize i
t by saying that he is merely inefficient
Sakura Emiya: he needs a FRIEND
eldritch s.: he would probably avoid her the more she tries to get close to him
that's why his ego pool is int based
he is delibrately, with thought and calculation, keeping others out
his stress pool is empathy based because he cannot easily control his dayto day
stress and misery
Sakura Emiya: oooh
Space: i'm happy with how things ae turning out
and am hype for it to begin
eldritch s.: as am i
Space: seems olive is on skype
want i should wrangle him
eldritch s.: for what purpose
Space: mot-building
or skills
eldritch s.: yes
Space: or just general chitchattery
eldritch s.: he may have no rest
ever
Space: summoning
GO
MrEForEccentric (GM): Why in the fuck have you summoned me
eldritch s.: beause it amuses us
Space: welcome, mr e for eccentric
to your DOOM
eldritch s.: dance monkey dance
Space: we wanna build ROBOTS
eldritch s.: olive i have a question
MrEForEccentric (GM): You want to get your fuckin' robots
eldritch s.: under the roots in detail section
it says effect:
7
)+10
= 52
My manliness level is 52, Sakura
Hiram Hegel: I shouldn't be in here.
Lipimo Xitiut: No, you shouldn't.
You stole my limelight
Hiram Hegel: ... You...
Lipimo Xitiut: Yes
Me
Hiram Hegel: You...
Lipimo Xitiut: Yes
Me
Hiram Hegel: ... YOU...
i love th random names roll20 churns out
Lipimo Xitiut: They are marvelous
Hiram Hegel: tell me
how do you plan to get the fury sprites
MrEForEccentric (GM): It is a good question
And frankly
I do not have a plan
Yet
at lest
Hiram Hegel: http://cyanyurikago.web.fc2.com/nyarlathohotep.html figured you may
want to give these a gander
http://cyanyurikago.web.fc2.com/material-darkgods.html along with these
they have multiple pages
MrEForEccentric (GM): Certainly
Definitely stuff I can use potentially
Hiram Hegel: good
good
Space: are we building robots
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes, we'll build robots. Let me get up a separate folder i
nside players for the different MOTs
I'll make the handout later I guess
Since it takes a bit and you guys really want to get it done anyway
Space: ooo
MrEForEccentric (GM): What was Hiram's robot called
Hiram Hegel: it wasn't named
any naming conventions
MrEForEccentric (GM): I recommend Classics that aren't Carthaginian
Hiram Hegel: who named it
MrEForEccentric (GM): Well usually it's Desislava who names them, since she's th
e D part of R&D
Hiram Hegel: agamemnon
MrEForEccentric (GM): In terms of formal name
Hiram Hegel: Checkit, our robots are there...!
"Medusa" roars
Sakura Emiya: S-sugoi...!
"Agamemnon": Peeeeenis
Dr. Charalampos Prokopis: Stop messing around with hour high tech equipment.
*our
Sakura Emiya: B-but it's kawaii...
Dr. Charalampos Prokopis: Do not try to sleep with your M.O.T, should I regail y
ou the story of Pygmalion
Guy who fell in love with a statue
Do not be that guy
Sakura Emiya: :c
MrEForEccentric (GM): Did Mobile say what she uses
Space: nope
(
1
+
7
+
9
+
20
+
7
+
13
)+10
= 67
eldritch s.: rolling 1d20
(
10
)
= 10
Shirou Emiya: rolling 1d20
(
13
)
= 13
MrEForEccentric (GM): Poor Sakura
Anywy
False test
By the way
Orange is Stress
Purple is Ego
eldritch s.: oho?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Orange is stress 'cause nothing rhymes with it
"Medusa": sup bich
MrEForEccentric (GM): So when it comes to fights
You'll have three bars up at all times
Space: good, good
isometric
MrEForEccentric (GM): Welcome to downtown
Sakura Emiya: Hiram, look! It's Habbo Hotel!
Hiram Hegel: kill me
Shirou Emiya: I'm gonna jump if you don't reciprocate...!
Sakura Emiya: E-eh...!?
Space: place medusa down there
"Medusa" grabs Shirou
"Medusa" sets him down gently
Shirou Emiya: D-damn...!
Hiram Hegel: that is very nice
Space: medusa is stepping on hiram
Hiram Hegel: that looks very nice
Space: yus
Hiram Hegel: the map seems a bit blurry
bit it's really nice
Shirou Emiya: That's a big-ass robot
Space: lets build medusa a buddy
Shirou Emiya: LIKE YOUR ASS, SAKURA
Sakura Emiya PUNCH
We'll just have to hold off on those two scores being finalized for start
Space: yus
MrEForEccentric (GM): Until we do...
Skills
Space: s k i l l s
MrEForEccentric (GM): Which I'd really want to do one at a time
As in
One player at a time
Space: ohye
@seer: dont tell me
MrEForEccentric (GM): Since complex
Space: i mustnt be spoiled even on music
@Olive: whot next
MrEForEccentric (GM): What type of MOT are you going for
I know you're not sponsored, and iirc the Poster Child isn't set on any particul
ar type
Space: lemme check the doc-u-ment
MrEForEccentric (GM): I'm going to basically be doing things sans the tables in
the handouts
Space: i think
production
MrEForEccentric (GM): Al right
Lets see your distinguishing features
Lets do cosmetic first
Space: cosmetic, construction
MrEForEccentric (GM): ROLL A D100
Space: rolling 1d100
(
5
)
= 5
monoeye
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
I think
Funnily enough
That is covered by your avvie
of Medusa
Space: gud
MrEForEccentric (GM): Construction now
Space: construction now
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Space: hehe
MrEForEccentric (GM): d100 again...!
Space: rolling 1d100
(
96
)
= 96
advanced hud
MrEForEccentric (GM): +3 misc bonus to firearms
Sakura likes guns
In the Eva at least
Or rather
MOT
Space: good, good
MrEForEccentric (GM): You did put extra shit into co-ordination didn't you, over
physical
Space: coordination - 26
physique - 24
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
)
= 40
MrEForEccentric (GM): Core of a Fury apparently
Hiram Hegel: even spookier
imscared
MrEForEccentric (GM): Something about your Eva's core is in tune with the Angels
you fight, and this insight spills over into your head during contact with the
enemy. When you first Neutralize an Angel, or when it first inflicts Ego upon yo
u, the GM provides a single helpful clue in regards to the Angel's abilities. Ho
wever, this attunement cuts both ways, and you suffer 1d6-2 Ego at the end of ea
ch battle (minimum 1). 46
Mutation
1d100 again
Y'know the drill
Hiram Hegel: rolling 1d100
(
26
)
= 26
MrEForEccentric (GM): Runt
It's a small one
Smaller and sleeker than other Evas, this Eva is easily missed. Literally. All E
va Firearms tests rolled against it are at a -10 penalty.
Hiram Hegel: good
good
MrEForEccentric (GM): So is Hiram one to get up close and personal with the Furi
es or is he another shooty-shooty person
Hiram Hegel: hrm
i feel like we should diversify
so he's a puncher
MrEForEccentric (GM): You're not going to be the only two players of course
Hiram Hegel: the thing is
firearms
against him are minus ten
an angel doesn't use a gun
MrEForEccentric (GM): That's technicalities
Hiram Hegel: *fury
MrEForEccentric (GM): When it says
firearms against
Hiram Hegel: okay so he's hard to hit
MrEForEccentric (GM): That's basically all ranged
Hiram Hegel: with a firearm of some sense
the question is looking at eca
*eva
there was like
one
ranged angel?
Hiram Hegel: two?
MrEForEccentric (GM): That ranged angel tho
Wow
Hiram Hegel: ramiel, arael were ranged
that's basically it
space help me make this decision
MrEForEccentric (GM): Y'don't know what kind of Furies you'll be facing of cours
e
Hiram Hegel: he's been seduced by kotomine's mullet
this is hard
i'm going to roll a d2
1 is ranged
2 is melee
Space: man
i tried
but this looks kinda greenish
Hiram Hegel: space how do i roll with macros again
MrEForEccentric (GM): By the way Seer
Space: type /roll 1d2
MrEForEccentric (GM): Did you see
Hiram Hegel: rp;; 1d2
MrEForEccentric (GM): Earlier thing for you to join
For particular sessions
Hiram Hegel: what now
Space: maybe hiram could be the AT field guy?
MrEForEccentric (GM): https://app.roll20.net/join/755208/WN5-yA Boop-a-doop
Hiram Hegel: thanks you7
is AT field guy an option
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yeah, pretty much
You can definitely
Focus on AT Field
It's in the Tree of Life shit
Space: it's a specialized class
several varieties of it and such
Hiram Hegel: i'll go with that then
i mean i am atad confused but that is to be expected
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yeah
Trust me
Skills and Tree of Life shit
Is the most intimidating part
There's a reason, as this is my first time with the system too, that I want to s
ort out skills by appointment rather than all at once
Hiram Hegel: alright anyway
would at field man be ranged or melee
MrEForEccentric (GM): Depends on what AT Powers I'd guess
Though if you look at it this wayYour stats are really going to be the thing that influences how you fight
Sakura's going to be gunning Angels from a range 'cause she'll have bonuses and
a much better chance to hit with ranged attacks
Thanks to ADVANCED HUD
And her higher coordination than strength
Space: pew pew
Hiram Hegel: well what do hiram's stats point towards
MrEForEccentric (GM): He could go either way really
There's only one point's difference
Hiram Hegel: i don't want to nullify the runt ting
MrEForEccentric (GM): Well- look at it this way
Ranged
Hiram Hegel: is there any kind of middle ground option
MrEForEccentric (GM): They're going to find it hard to hit at all times
In melee distance
They will not have a disadvantage
But in moving TO melee distance
They would still have a disadvantage
So- hypothetically, you could almost be hitting and running with a spear
MrEForEccentric (GM): And you might still be getting damage done while benefitin
g from being hard to hit
As you are moving, and small
Hiram Hegel: i think i'll go for that, thn
MrEForEccentric (GM): Just be flexible really
I'll probably at least try to give Sakura a challenge so that she's not always i
n her element
For example- dance recitals for her MOT
a scummy evil
not a mastermind
Space: shirou is scummy evil
yeah i can see julia being scummy
eldritch s.: shirou is creepy evil
Space: fuckin shirou
i wonder if this means kiritsugu and illya will become npcs as well
ive infected adeva with fate
eldritch s.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp0yrNmdtaI
i find it so easily because it is th first video result for illya von eizbern
Space: amazing
eldritch s.: i intend to pull that up whenever she is mentioned or appears
Space: you SHOULD
eldritch s.: what does illya think of sakura
Space: they probably get along fairly well
illya is a small child and thus does not understand that shirou is a creep towar
ds sakura
eldritch s.: does she get along with everyone]
Space: oh yes
eldritch s.: good for her
so space
tell me
how did sak's family perish
rolling 1d100
(
48
)
= 48
Space: in a fire
eldritch s.: who lit the fire
Space: second impact
eldritch s.: i am going to ask moile some questioms about that also
because i am curious about it in this verse
Space: oh same
i wanan know what the differences are
will Shape my Writings
eldritch s.: ew
Space: w
h\\
eldritch s.: don't talk about such thins
Space: i dont understna
eldritch s.: how disgusting
Sakura Emiya: :c
eldritch s.: you evil monster
Sakura Emiya: :C
eldritch s.: i'll fuk up uou
THERE IS NO LIFE I KNOW
Hiram Hegel: THAT COMPARES WITH PURE IMAGINATION
Sakura Emiya: are you okay
eldritch s.: i like applying
pure imagination
to things
Space: oh
i bet you like to just
coat things with your 'pure imagination', huh
that's sick
you're sick
eldritch s.: yes
i'll coat this whole rp wit it
Space: disgusting
umanitys future saviors. Since then, your life has been orchestrated to prepare y
ou for that role. Hours of training in simulations has made you a superior pilot
and fighter in virtually all forms. But the loss of a normal childhood is not w
ithout its own scars
basically they re children raised from birth to do violence
Mac D.: hmmmm
that works
Space: cool/dispassionate
MrEForEccentric (GM): It s basically the Asuka-backstory
Equally though
Could be derelict
Even over a decade later, the wound left by Second Impact is fresh. Around the w
orld, cities and towns still lie in ruins. Often, these are no longer counted of
ficially as population centers. But there are many who still live there, lacking
the resources to move or live elsewhere. It is a poor, nearly lawless way to li
ve. You grew up on the streets of such a city, very likely an orphan.
Space: derelict is more mad max
MrEForEccentric (GM): Which
Could produce someone like that
As a sort of
Too used to shit to even be affected by it
Space: i think duff died
Mac D.: i went to go get fud
Space: i should do that, too
Mac D.: had to spend the next couple minutes coughing and blowing my nose becaus
e i sat up
and moved around
Space: duff you need a dr
Mac D.: i think out of the two i d go with neo-spartan
a military upbrining would better explain an emotionless calculating personality
MrEForEccentric (GM): Going with a dude or a chick
Mac D.: fella
Sakura Emiya: otp
Mac D.: now i have to find a good faceclaim without glasses because HI-HO SEER S
TOLE THAT SHIT TOO
Space: i got one, i think
Mac D.: lemmie see
Space: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/typemoon/images/1/1a/Minori.png/revis
ion/latest?cb=20141030221024
Mac D.: his eyes are weird
Space: he be like -_Mac D.: can you make something out of this
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TMwZZOCYUyY/UpflJMaBTkI/AAAAAAAAAMM/SO34m0rNNRg/s1600/
OPM3.JPG
Space: on it
Mac D.: aw yeah
i need a name for this guy
MrEForEccentric (GM): Do you want me to get a character thing down for you then
Mac D.: please dooo
Space: what nationality is he
Mac D.: uuuuuh
what nationalities are left
Space: any and all
Mac D.: what are the nationalities of the other characters
Space: sakura s japanese, hiram is.............. swiss? his father is swiss but
he was raised by midas
Mac D.: i ll have my guy be USA then
MrEForEccentric (GM): Pretty sure Hiram is some sort of Swiss, by parenthood
Another import for the Mediterranean Initiative
As it is set in Syracuse, Sicily
+
1
)
= 7
Mac D.: rolling 2d6
(
1
+
6
)
= 7
these rolls are
absolute shite
MrEForEccentric (GM): Do they make up 30 added
Mac D.: look at all those fukkin 1 s
yeah they do
MrEForEccentric (GM): Aight, don t worry
Space: with or without the lowest one
MrEForEccentric (GM): Oh yeah good point
Mac D.: without
MrEForEccentric (GM): If they don t make 30 you get to reroll entirely
Mac D.: i SEE
Space: reroll any 1 set of 2d6 as you desire
MrEForEccentric (GM): After discarding the 3
I think
Space: right
MrEForEccentric (GM): Or do that first
Space: no you discard the 3
then reroll any one you wnat
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Space: 6, 10, 8, 8, 7, 7 is a pretty good spread
you d probably wanna reroll the 6
Mac D.: 6, 10, 8, 8, 7, 7
MrEForEccentric (GM): If you want to that is
Mac D.: oh well if you;re offering
rolling 2d6
(
2
+
1
)
= 3
MrEForEccentric (GM): Lets just keep the six shall we
Mac D.: no i can do this right i swear
rolling 2d6
(
6
+
5
)
= 11
SEE
MrEForEccentric (GM): Aight
So
Two of those go to Sync Ratio
Mac D.: what s that do
MrEForEccentric (GM): The rest go to the other scores
Space: i don t know what it does so i disregarded it
11, 10, 8, 8, 7, 7
MrEForEccentric (GM): Your base scores are- 20 physique 25 coordination 20 empat
there is
so much
just make handouts for character/mot creation
MrEForEccentric (GM): I know
Mac D.: but i also want to s h o p
Space: or how the process works
Mac D.: s h o p p i n g sounds fun
Space: that comes AFTER
Mac D.: oh fien
Space: FIRST decide drawbacks and assets
MrEForEccentric (GM): You kind of do shopping with drawbacks and assets
Space: they re fun
MrEForEccentric (GM): You have 5 depth worth of drawbacks mandatory
15 depth maximum
And you get an equal amount of depth in Assets as you do to Drawbacks
Space: so if you only got a 5 depth drawback
you could only get a 5 depth asset
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Space: i got 15 depth because i like stuff
MrEForEccentric (GM): And it can be pick and mix between all of them
Not like
One set for each type
So you might not have any mental drawbacks or assets
And just have everything in other
Mac D.: how does fatigue work
MrEForEccentric (GM): ho boy off the top of my head
I can t say
Mostly a combat thing
Mac D.: so do you get to take an amount of assets equal to the amount of drawbac
ks you pick
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
15 depth maximum
The Depth value is listed with each drawback/asset
So if you had a 15 depth drawback
You could have three 5 depth worth assets, one 10 depth and one 5 depth worth of
asstes, or an asset worth 15 depth
I know that the 15 depth drawback exists
MrEForEccentric (GM): Because it s the Challenged-only one
And it s the one where you re always on Life support
Mac D.: pffft
when you halve an odd number in this game is it rounded up or down
Space: why do you ask
Mac D.: i m seeing some drawbacks that treats stats as halved for the purpose of
rolls
and the stats i m looking at for it are odd-numbered
MrEForEccentric (GM): That s a good question
ButI think
Mac D.: guess it d be up to you
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yeah
It d depend on the situation
Though 1 point difference
Doesn t actually make that much change
When it s a 1d100 kind of roll
Space: youd be surprised
Mac D.: oh gee what is Doom
MrEForEccentric (GM): Did you and seer mock fight
Space: we did nt
MrEForEccentric (GM): Doom effects
Space: don t even know how to do fighting
But lets get color out of the way so Space can start work on a MOT
Mac D.: hokay
MrEForEccentric (GM): Roll a 1d100 twice
Space: 2d100
Mac D.: rolling 1d100
(
15
)
= 15
rolling 1d100
(
38
)
= 38
MrEForEccentric (GM): And choose which one you want to be primary and which you
want to be secondary
Space: olive
olive
he doesn t know what the tables are
MrEForEccentric (GM): Dark brown and Neon Orange
Space: oh jesus
MrEForEccentric (GM): @Space: Are you saying about type
Space: no the colors
MrEForEccentric (GM): I can say what the results give
Space: tell him the different types, also
Mac D.: i kind of want to see what it would look like with each as respective pr
imary and secondary
Space: hok
MrEForEccentric (GM): anyhow
Space: for now, keep going
so i know what the head looks like
MrEForEccentric (GM): Assault, Field, Production (Space s one is this), Prototyp
e, Sniper, Test (Seer s one is this)
Space: assault is the brrawly one i think
MrEForEccentric (GM): Modifiers: +1 Strength, +1 Toughness Starting Upgrades: Re
quisition, Poor Focus Distinguishing Features: Mutation, Cosmetic, Mutation OR H
istory
IS the assault
Field: Modifiers: +1 Armor, -10 Evasion Starting Upgrades: Reactor, Heavy Chassi
s, Requisition Distinguishing Features: Cosmetic, Construction, Experimental
Production: Modifiers: -1 Toughness, +10 Evasion Starting Upgrades: Wing Loadout
(Storage), Requisition Distinguishing Features: Cosmetic, Construction
Space: the distinguishing features are
MrEForEccentric (GM): Prototype: Modifiers: +2 Toughness Starting Upgrades: Wing
less, Requisition Distinguishing Features: Cosmetic, History, Construction OR Mu
tation, History OR Experimental
Space: you roll a dice, and get special effects as listed on a table
MrEForEccentric (GM): Oh there s also provisional
Space: i realize this is probably incomprehensble to you
Mac D.: completely
Space: olive just
copythe descriptions for him
not the stats
MrEForEccentric (GM): Ok
Assault Type A competing project to the Production Type, the Assault Type Evange
lion is a landmark in Evangelion Biotechnology. Its skeletal frame is more durab
le, and its muscles are both denser and capable of exerting more force with less
internal wear and tear. Visually, the Evangelion has a distinctively stocky bui
ld, a side effect of some additional internal organs designed to act as support
for some of the Evas critical systems. While originally designed as a prototype f
or next generation Evangelions, Nerv went with the more elegant Production Type
instead. Even so, the Assault Type Evangelion functions as a frontline brawler w
ithout peer, even if it lacks the speed and versatility of the Production line.
Field type Evangelions, with their internal battery, have an inherently limited
operation time, and can only be deployed effectively where Umbilicals can suppor
t them. The Field Type was made as a solution to that problem, supplementing the
internal batteries with a large reactor mounted on the body to provide power on
the spot. However, said reactor is dangerously exposed, and creates as many pro
blems as it solves, leading to Nerv ultimately declining to mass produce this po
wer system for all Evangelions.
Production Type The Production Type Evangelion was designed to be the go-to Evan
gelion model for years to come. Recognizing that the Angels often deal more puni
shment than even the best armor and biology can handle, its defensive strategy w
as focused less on taking blows and more on avoiding them in the first place. Th
e Production Type combines impressive speed and offense into a powerful quick-st
rike unit, though if it ever suffers the full brunt of an enemy attack it would
be in trouble.
Prototype Project E had an ambitious aim: the creation of a weapon using the ver
y enemy mankind was threatened by as a template. There were many failures, some
worse than others, along the way before the project produced its first demonstra
ble proof of concept: a working Evangelion Prototype. The first prototypes were
functional, and built to be tough, but lacked many of the design innovations tha
t would define later generations of Evangelion.
Provisional Unit The core of an Evangelion is notorious expensive to produce, an
d there is a lot of pressure from above to find a use for even failed cores. Pro
visional Units are a costly, but fairly effective, way to make truly deficient c
ores useful in the field. Such cores produce below average AT Fields, and cannot
support or control a fully grown Evangelion body, but they do function. The sol
ution, then, was to find a way to make half an Evangelion useful. By grafting an
Evangelion Torso to a more artificial frame and providing a mechanical means of
transportation, a Provisional Unit may be deployed and expected to perform roug
hly on par with a normal Evangelion.
MrEForEccentric (GM): Sniper Type The Sniper Type Evangelion as we know it came
to exist due to two simultaneous events. The first was the design of an experime
ntal ranged weapons enhancement platform, which represented a move by Nerv into
specialization of specific Evangelions into narrower fields in return for increa
sed performance. The second was a growing need to find a use for below-par Evang
elion parts that had begun to accumulate due to normal errors in design, constru
ction, and experimental growing techniques. By creating an Evangelion unit speci
fically dedicated to fighting from a distance, it was argued that lower quality
biological materials could afford to be used.
Test Type The Test Type Evangelion represents the next step after the prototype.
With the basics of Evangelion construction and operation proven, the Test Type
introduced more generalized systems, and attempted to increase functionality on
all fronts to create a general-purpose fighting machine.
That s it
Just ask me if you want to know the modifiers of each one
And shit
Mac D.: what type were the EVAs in the animu
MrEForEccentric (GM): Various
eldritch s.: wasn t rei s
Mac D.: so what was EVA-01
eldritch s.: test type or prototype?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Prototype I think
Eva-01 was test type
eldritch s.: i know asuka s was production
Mac D.: were there any assault types in the animu
MrEForEccentric (GM): As far as I know- there weren t
Mac D.: i ll go Assault
MrEForEccentric (GM): Excellent
so
+ 1 to strength and toughness
Space: are you adding stuff to the sheet for your mot
if not just copy sakura s and go from there
MrEForEccentric (GM): You have- a mutation, a cosmetic, and a mutation OR histor
y
So do you want two mutations
Or the last one to be a History of the MOT
Mac D.: what are mutations
MrEForEccentric (GM): Basically things that are biologically different
Space: basically they re just different tables
that add different effects
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yeah
Mac D.: what are the differences between History and Mutation
MrEForEccentric (GM): Seer s is a Runt because of mutation
eldritch s.: none have a history yet
Mac D.: i ll go with History
MrEForEccentric (GM): Aight
Since you get a mutation anyway
Mac D.: ya
MrEForEccentric (GM): Lets roll on that first...!
1d100
Mac D.: rolling 1d100
(
38
)
= 38
eldritch s.: unstable: explodes before the game begins- everyone make new charac
ters
MrEForEccentric (GM): Extremophile The Eva is naturally adapted to very deadly e
nvironments. It treats sea pressure depth as 500 meters less, takes half damage
from being On Fire, and can survive in Space unharmed until it has taken a Criti
cal Hit (at which point all normal penalties apply).
Mac D.: dayumn
MrEForEccentric (GM): Wow, that s really damn useful
You re going to like Act 2
eldritch s.: congrats duff
Mac D.: the raddest robot
MrEForEccentric (GM): Cosmetic now
1d100
Mac D.: skateboards in space and doesn t give a fuck
eldritch s.: mine s just a midget
Mac D.: rolling 1d100
(
80
)
= 80
eldritch s.: ugly: so ugly everyone dies
MrEForEccentric (GM): No discernable eyes
eldritch s.: just like MINE
Space: ew, that s seer s
reroll
Mac D.: rolling 1d100
(
23
)
= 23
MrEForEccentric (GM): EXTRA eyes
Space: hoho
Mac D.: wait for real
Well
eldritch s.: what is it
MrEForEccentric (GM): Science Project Your Evas core was originally intended for
research purposes, not actual combat use. You gain 3 AT Potential each round ins
tead of 2, but start with 1 Less Armor and 1 less Toughness
Mac D.: oh my god ew
rolling 1d100
(
85
)
= 85
eldritch s.: HAHAHAHAH
AGHAAA
HAA
is it the same thing
MrEForEccentric (GM): Still a science project
Yeah
eldritch s.: AAHAHAH
AHAH
AHA
Mac D.: rolling 1d100
(
28
)
= 28
MrEForEccentric (GM): Outside Funding Your Evangelion was paid for by some other
group, be it a corporation or a country or some less public organization. This
takes some of the financial burden off of Nerv. At the start of each Battle, you
may choose to donate any unspent Requisition you have and contribute an equal a
mount to the Nerv Resources pool for spending. If you do not donate at least one
Req in this fashion, the Nerv Resources pool is 3 less than normal
Makes sense
eldritch s.: AMERICA
Space: paid for by the UNITED STATES MARINES
Mac D.: YES
Space: btw do you wanna see the mecha now
i think it looks good
http://i.snag.gy/iIxUU.jpg
MrEForEccentric (GM): So
The War On Terror eh
Space: ya
MrEForEccentric (GM): Are
You
A TERRORIST
Mac D.: so what is Requisition
also h m
yeah when put on the whole robot i m not really feeling it
MrEForEccentric (GM): Requisition is basically
What you get for the battle
Like- weapons and shit
Space: i like it...
MrEForEccentric (GM): Since you don t keep things to carry over
Space: do you want
Mac D.: can you try black instead of brown space
Space: red white and blue
oh ok
MrEForEccentric (GM): Red white and blue is taken anyway
Mac D.: oh okay
MrEForEccentric (GM): By an NPC
Space: fff
didn t you
Comandante Alessandra Sandra Capello: Hm? Did you need something, Owens?
eldritch s.: "THOUGHT YOU COULD SYOP MY WEIRD CULT SHIT HUH"
Sakura Emiya: ...Hiram...
Richard Owens: I do not think my fellow pilots are sufficiently trained to deal
wiith Demi Fiends.
Sakura Emiya: ...I like her jacket...
the sounds of a distinct "OH HON HON HON" are heard
Comandante Alessandra Sandra Capello: Ah, you do? Could you please tell me what ma
kes you think that?
Before they vanish
Comandante Alessandra Sandra Capello raises an eyebrow at the distant Frenchery
Comandante Alessandra Sandra Capello: ?
...Hm.
Richard Owens: They attempted to fight a contingency of them by climbing atop th
e shoulders of a civilian.
Julia Harriet: We have Base Security for a reason, Owens.
Sakura Emiya: I-it was the only way...!
Comandante Alessandra Sandra Capello: ...Oh? That s certainly troubling. Why were
they doing that?
Richard Owens: I request extra combat training drills.
I will also participate.
Sakura Emiya: That s not fair! We always do things Owens likes, like combat dril
ls!
Comandante Alessandra Sandra Capello: I understand your concerns, Emiya.
Richard Owens: I do not like combat drills.
Demifury: OH HON HON HON
I AM THE FRENCH DEMIFURY
Comandante Alessandra Sandra Capello: However, the mounting threat of th BWAHHHH!
Richard Owens: ....
Sakura Emiya: Look out!!!
Comandante Alessandra Sandra Capello runs to the alley
Sakura Emiya: ...I guess it s up to us...!
Demifury dances Frenchily
Sakura Emiya: GM! Hit the battle music!
Comandante Alessandra Sandra Capello: My God... It s...
French.
Comandante Alessandra Sandra Capello narrows her eyes
Demifury: Hon
Hon
Hon
Mac D.: is this like Bar Fight music
Sakura Emiya pulls out a shotgun
Sakura Emiya CHIK-CHOK
Demifury deflects it with a baguette
Demifury where the fuck did it get a baguette from
Sakura Emiya: I-it s too powerful...!
Demifury: Hon- Hon- Hon!
Demifury it grows in size...!
Sakura Emiya: K-kill it, Owens-san...!
Space: hhehe
Mac D.: am
am i alone now
Mobile L (GM): Nah, sorry, Olive and I are just CONSPIRING
Space: kh...
Mac D.: :c
MrEForEccentric (GM): We have ways
Of talking
We are planning the ships
Space: let us be sad together duff
whos your faviroties ship
MrEForEccentric (GM): Fury #5 and Fury #7
Mac D.: you know we could theoretically slice o life
Space: we COULD
Mac D.: we HAVE the PEOPLE for it
wherever seer went
Space: it d be good for getting a feel of the npcs
Mac D.: oh yas this too
Sakura Emiya: hey
richard
Richard Owens: yes sakura
Sakura Emiya: your shirt smells nice
Richard Owens: please respect my personal space
Sakura Emiya snifffffffff
Richard Owens: i am being serious
Sakura Emiya: i know
and that
is s e x y
Richard Owens: i m not going to warn you again
Sakura Emiya: what are you gonna do
Richard Owens throws Sakura into the barrel
Sakura Emiya: s-sugoi...
Richard Owens: please respect my personal space from now on
Sakura Emiya: you re so kawaii, owens-sempai...
Ilya Emiya: Sakura, what would your BROTHER think
If he saw you right now
Sakura Emiya: he d probably get homicidal and try to kill richard-sempai
Ilya Emiya: No, that s Cousin Shinji
Richard Owens: i think he s in that alley over there, actually
Sakura Emiya: ...!!!!!
h-he s gonna steal my fingernail clippings...
Richard Owens: is this something he does regularly
Wocko Trow: FEAR MY NME
Sakura Emiya: uh huh................
Richard Owens: that is unsanitary
Sakura Emiya: i know
:c
Richard Owens: do you need me to kill him
Sakura Emiya: p-please do..;
Shirou Emiya: Your own brother...!
Richard Owens: unfortunately i am under orders not to kill civilians
Sakura Emiya: th... then why d you ask...
Richard Owens: to determine how you felt
Sakura Emiya: ............
Sakura Emiya slaps him
Richard Owens deadpan
eldritch s.: no
i want to be here
what did i miss
MrEForEccentric (GM): Nothing much
We re heading over to Hollow night tho
Since it s late and I don t want to slice of life gm
eldritch s.: too late
MrEForEccentric (GM): youwhat
Mac D.: what does misor look like
MrEForEccentric (GM): Well
You will
Have to wait
And find out
Misor: Saaaallllttttttt
Mobile L (GM): The saltiest
eldritch s.: very misor ish
Mac D.: oh my
guys we re waitin 4 u in hollow night
MrEForEccentric (GM): Aight
Mobile L (GM): Oop, yep
MrEForEccentric (GM): Ah, excellent
You have arrived
"": hello, oliver trees
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
"": it has been 4 years......
MrEForEccentric (GM): Has it really
God I feel old
"": no don t worry it s only been like 7
ANY WAY
i ll explain what i use for tavern tales and that will give you a good gage for
what and how to teach me
MrEForEccentric (GM): Look through the nutshelll handouts and what-not- and if y
ou have any questions I m right here. Hurriedly making the one for the MOTs
"": otay
is root just a word for class
MrEForEccentric (GM): It kind of is
Root is like
Race more like
Since it s the upbringing/backgroun
*background
Like Seer and Duff have naturally gone for depressive Manufactured (Rei like) an
d Emotionless Neo-Spartans (Asuka like) guys
MrEForEccentric (GM): Respectively
Oh waitYou ll probably want an actual character thing to edit here
There we are
Updated the journal
"": mobile filled me in on the setting but i feel like there s some sort of doc
that i need to read
MrEForEccentric (GM): We really don t have a proper actual
Doc of the worldbuild
We DO have a doc
But it s like
GM notes that are quickly jotted down
As well as some background for characters that need to be translated and carried
over
MrEForEccentric (GM): By translated I mean- into things the PCs would know from
the get-go about them
"": ic
impact baby looks fitting
5
+
1
+
3
+
4
+
5
)
= 28
MrEForEccentric (GM): Ah, it isn t 7d6
It s 2d6 rolled 7 times
"": WHOOPS misread
rolling 2d6
(
4
+
3
)
= 7
rolling 2d6
(
3
+
1
)
= 4
rolling 2d6
(
1
+
6
)
= 7
rolling 2d6
(
3
+
4
)
= 7
rolling 2d6
(
6
+
5
)
= 11
"": rolling 2d6
(
5
+
4
)
= 9
rolling 2d6
(
6
+
6
)
= 12
MrEForEccentric (GM): 7, 4, 7, 7, 11, 9, 12
So- we discard the 4
As it is the lowest
Also- damn that s a pretty good rolling
You re the only one to get a 12
"": c:
MrEForEccentric (GM): So, remember the baseline from earlier- you apply those re
sulting 6 scores to each of those. Two of them go to Sync Ratio
Since there are 5 stats, but you have 6 results. So the extra result is the one
going to Sync Ratio
"": understood
so 53 physique?
MrEForEccentric (GM): How did you get 53?
"": wait
i m confused
MrEForEccentric (GM): 32 would be the max physique as it s 20 + 12
"": we apply each of those individually?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes, one result for each one
"": ic
do i pick what goes where?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
"": great
MrEForEccentric (GM): So if you wanted to, you could put both the 11 and 12 into
Sync Ratio
And just be really damn good at controlling your MOT
"": that is the plan
MrEForEccentric (GM): Might want the 9 in coordination as that is very important
for fighting
"": understood
MrEForEccentric (GM): Not just shooting either
"": olive thank you for taking time out of your day to baby me i am mentally ret
ired
MrEForEccentric (GM): And Impact Babies start off with a 17 in coordination
No problem
So with the 9 being added to coordination that d be 26
Which is pretty respectable
"": i m so retired i just almost crushed myself with Roget s International Thesa
urus
MrEForEccentric (GM): Starting off at least
Hee
So, have you done that for each result?
"": in the process
MrEForEccentric (GM): Aight
"": Physique Score: 27
Coordination Score: 26
Intelligence Score: 27
Empathy: 27
Synch Ratio: 58
so what s next
MrEForEccentric (GM): Al right, sounds good to me
Next is the assets and drawbacks
You get 15 depth maximum worth of Drawbacks, and you get an equal amount in Asse
ts
But you must have at LEAST 5 depth worth of Drawbacks
And that s across types, so- it s not that you count the types separately
It s all one list
MrEForEccentric (GM): I just have them in different handouts because holy crap t
thirty
stress
AND IT ALL COES
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
eldritch s.: TUMBLING DOWN
MrEForEccentric (GM): That would literally insta-break anyone
But Sakura I think
Yeah
eldritch s.: Someone, for real or imagined reasons, hates the pilot and seeks to
ruin him. This person may be a superior officer, news reporter, or even a humbl
e yet resourceful member of the janitorial staff.
MrEForEccentric (GM): Humble yet resourceful
eldritch s.: if i had taken this for hira,
who would it have been]
Lipimo Xitiut: Me
eldritch s.: i knew it
the antichrist
Misor: Alternatively me
eldritch s.: misor follows him around
even after he dies
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Misor will always be with Hiram
In his dreams
eldritch s.: the father
the son
the holy misor
amen
the pic you used for misor was supposed to be yog-sothoth apparently
MrEForEccentric (GM): Ah yes
eldritch s.: under hoarder:
Obviously harmful objects, such as a live grenade, do not apply.
some guy just has a closet full of live grenades
MrEForEccentric (GM): "I don t know why they haven t gone off yet"
eldritch s.: "I m waiting for death."
MrEForEccentric (GM): I was about to say
"He s Pang De"
But as the only one who plays Dynasty Warriors
You would not get the reference
eldritch s.: i have to go for dinner very soon
i will be bacvk though
MrEForEccentric (GM): ok
https://youtu.be/6YluIK5O37c?t=2255
Space: HELLO even though nobody is here
ohai mobile
Mobile L (GM): Hallo
Didja see who THE NEW FRIEND is?
Space: higgin bird
Mobile L (GM): Yep yep
Space: with that, our squad is filled
Mobile L (GM): Hell flippin yeah
I was worried we wouldn t get enough people, but lo and behold, we dun did
Space: gud, gud
Mobile L (GM): Hey, you got the link for the Eva maker, by any chance?
Also, Hig says to ch-ch-ch-check out Iris new portrait
Space: ooh, nice
yeah lemme grab the link
http://horobox.co.uk/u/ShepherdsPie_1423344375.swf
Mobile L (GM): Aw yeah, thanks
eldritch s.: hell
stana
ha;e stana
Mobile L (GM): Hale Satin
eldritch s.: gake stana
these typos only descend
into new words
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWcaP_tEPLk IIIIIIIIIIIIIT
AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
REEEEETTTTTUUUUURRRRNNNNNNSSSS
eldritch s.: TTTTTOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOTHING
you can hear the words
if you listen very closely
Mobile L (GM): hey seer i have to use mobile s computer
though i will have my own soon
eldritch s.: it s mini satan
i shall defeat you
Mobile L (GM): look at my MOT
Space: hey higginbid
eldritch s.: pumpnta claus shall defend me
Space: i wanna Know about your Character tell me
Mobile L (GM): i ll tell you as soon as OH THERE WE GO
eldritch s.: polyphemus
Mobile L (GM): switching computers
cyclops dude
eldritch s.: polydickus
Mobile L (GM): fuqu
Space: the angels are lead by odysseus
https://41.media.tumblr.com/c49c228b81fba03691ea4666edc1317a/tumblr_mzu7d5XZ1z1q
ehjnao1_1280.jpg
Mobile L (GM): A sad, sorry state of affairs
"": okay the computer is mine
Space: the panda
https://31.media.tumblr.com/26ed77f24f528dcf8c5419072d5e1e3c/tumblr_ngvl5rpigM1s
qx8y7o1_400.gif
"": get that SHIT outta here
so EYE RISS
HIGGINS
Space: iris higginsbid
"": the first thing you need to know about her is that she can t go 1 minute wit
hout an electronic device, such as here GAMEBOY ADVANCE
her*
she needs mental stimulation from bright flashing lights
there is no way around it
she is a private school student from america
her parents had to take her out of school because of her strange connection to t
echnology
"": and now she s here to learn and get HELP
(that s what her parents were told probably)
she only gets 2 hours of sleep every night cause that s all she can afford to g
et without losing her mind
she sleeps with a virtual boy on
but she s nice don t worry
Space: she sounds crayzy is she crayzy
"": she s really chill and friendly until you remove her from the world of vidya
games
piloting a MOT is close enough to a vidya game
Space: good, good
"": space who did you vote into smash
Space: nobody because i thought it was an april fools day hoax
"": http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=136
password is "weareallfat"
eldritch s.: i did it again
sakura
Sakura Emiya: wh
eldritch s.: pure
imagination
Mobile L (GM): Polyphemus
"": a natural beauty
eldritch s.: who
is this person
Mobile L (GM): I unno, some bitch
eldritch s.: she is on every tb
*tv
Mobile L (GM): I m guessing she s a news anchor
"": mobile go do the god damn deed
eldritch s.: she is the overlord of sicily
Mobile L (GM): fffff
"": seer isn t man enough
eldritch s.: honor
po the panda looks as if he is having a rleigious experience
"": actually he just got hit in the dick with a spiky club
eldritch s.: religious
experienc
also watch
as everyone wants to xyzzy
and then gets really mad
and worked up over it
eldritch s.: when it gets crowded
"": set the number to 8 max
last time we had 12
eldritch s.: someone will still get butthurt
"": better make a card about that
eldritch s.: i garen-tee it
Mobile L (GM): It s so dumb to get buttmad about a silly card game
eldritch s.: last time everyone did
it was as if
father girgori
had personally
irritated their anoos
Mobile L (GM): Father Grigori irritates no anooses outside of his flock
eldritch s.: he spends all night
locked in his church
irritating anooses
Mobile L (GM): It s the Lord s work
"": uh oh........
eldritch s.: is the buttmad happening
Mobile L (GM): Jam, who vocally dislikes CAH, is here
Why? Who knows
eldritch s.: why does he
what is there to dislike
Mobile L (GM): It offends his sensibilities
eldritch s.: cancer
"": this reminds me of when in hotline miami you beat a level and beard gives yo
u the goods
eldritch s.: beard
the hotline miami soundtack
is on soundcloud
all of it
Mobile L (GM): :-)!!!!!
"": mobile
you know what to do
Mobile L (GM): :?
eldritch s.: good
these will come in handy i feel
everyone needs synth
Mobile L (GM): Synth is sexy
eldritch s.: the streets of syracruse
Mobile L (GM): A land of adventure
eldritch s.: a den of scum
and villiany
also
due to
iris being 17
that means that second impact occured
eldritch s.: 17 years ago
therefore
i need to make hiram a6
*a6
*16
Mobile L (GM): Gotcha
I can edit that in
eldritch s.: i just did
also realistically he d be like fifteen
because even then
they d have to had been
really on the ball with the clone thing
actually
eldritch s.: wouldn;t his development be accelearated
Mobile L (GM): It might. He may be like, 3 or 4 chronologically
eldritch s.: we must inquire with olive
Mobile L (GM): Yep. I plan on brainstorming with him very soon
"": mobile change track
eldritch s.: silver lights is a good track
Mobile L (GM): I ll pull that one up in a bit
"": is it from 2?
eldritch s.: no
it s the hotel one
"": gooood
eldritch s.: you re in the hotel room with the assholes
"Do you like hurting other people?"
and it looks like gaben heard another joke about hsi weighy anf freaked out in t
here
this may be a spoop track
it just reeks of evil to me
Mobile L (GM): Very sinister
"": that was a very good intro
set the tone for the rest of the game instantly
eldritch s.: the brightest
cheeriest person comes into the room
the nicest member of midas staff
this plays
Mobile L (GM): Eeheeheehee
eldritch s.: everyone just FUCKING HATES them off the bat
"": sorry i ve already claimed the entire hotline miami soundtrack
eldritch s.: i liked it before you did therefore i better
me better
"": english please seer
eldritch s.: me bestter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyJe8SazCo4
between
men
and wimin
little man
"": cheater
eldritch s.: the classic
Mobile L (GM): Marco is a god
eldritch s.: https://soundcloud.com/itchybutt12345/now-and-then-here-and-there n
tht cclosing
that show was really sad
if 1984 fucked you up
ntht fucked me up
Mobile L (GM): It looks pretty sad
eldritch s.: a young, hopeful boy is sent into the far future by unfortunate cha
nce
the futue is without water, a vast desert
"all the good people are already dead"
it s about child soldiers
Mobile L (GM): Yeah, that sounds like some heavy shit
"": hey seer: http://higginbid.tumblr.com/post/115074050322
eldritch s.: bugs
https://soundcloud.com/totally-tubular/modest-mouse-king-rat bizarre
Space: hello
eldritch s.: found remix of king rat
bizarre
hello
Mobile L (GM): Ey
Space: i like polyphemus s design
Mobile L (GM): And now, the sprite
eldritch s.: deep water, deep water, senseless denial
"": hey space
have you noticed how TALL he is
Space: yes
eldritch s.: i intend to upload parts of the now and then here and there soundtr
ack onto yt
i mean
soundcloud
Mobile L (GM): Do it
eldritch s.: if you wish you can use them, they re all very sad
i just need to upload them and download them to upload them
there is, sadly
one very nice, varied suite
that only comes that wat
and is tweny mins
eldritch s.: do you mind if i link them here and you tell me which if any i shou
ld upload
Mobile L (GM): Sure, go right ahead
eldritch s.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjLavBoV7cE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VakTxIBUwsQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTrU-g5xea8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiMg5MEtq30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvVN2b1ECSc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhFN5Z2Ix-c
eldritch s.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=204Iajp9dMo
"": behold
Iris Higgins
eldritch s.: keel lorenz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M_FH5mLHgE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW84GS-jSUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qz_8Kv0IGU
Mobile L (GM): I was thinking of having Old Tesla hang around the room a little
bit longer, then kick the bucket, but then he d come back and be all like "Oh my
God, I m here"
But then that d be contradictory with Still Night canon
MrEForEccentric (GM): Heheheh
Mobile L (GM): Choices, choices
MrEForEccentric (GM): Tesla still never met Dr.9
That needs to be a thing
At some point
Unless you re planning on Einstein
Because that works too
Mobile L (GM): Ooh, yes
They must meet
He met Cori, and was blown away that he now has issue
MrEForEccentric (GM): Cori said that she was related to him
Mobile L (GM): Yep
And he was like "Oh my God... Oh wow..."
MrEForEccentric (GM): E x c e l l e n t
Mobile L (GM): Celibate Grandpa
MrEForEccentric (GM): "So- I can explain"
"You see"
"My creator"
"Was a Mad Scientist Uber-Criminal"
"And he decided to get some of the finest minds in DNA- across History. And put
it into one chick, to be his Queen to help him take over the world."
"You were one of the great minds that went into making me"
MrEForEccentric (GM): "Or at least- your DNA was"
Mobile L (GM): ""
"Aheheh..."
(Dies of shock.)
MrEForEccentric (GM): "Shit, I killed Tesla by telling him his DNA is used in th
e future to create a badass supervillain"
"Maybe I should ve added- that Edison wasn t at all used..."
Mobile L (GM): (Pigeon pecks uselessly at his corpse.)
MrEForEccentric (GM): "Maybe I can bring him back to life with science!!"
-activates mad genius scheme #1201
Mobile L (GM): The creation of zombie Tesla
MrEForEccentric (GM): FrankenTesla
Mobile L (GM): Servant Tesla then shows and gets to see his soulless, undead sel
f standing before him
MrEForEccentric (GM): Dr.9 is now the master of both Castlah and FrankenTesla
Double the Tesla
Double the awesome
Mobile L (GM): Both Teslas are equally horrified
"No... germs... germs... bad..."
MrEForEccentric (GM): Still though
I am up for Lu Lingqi being Castlah s master
If I can t find anyone willing to be Lu Bu
Probably Space seeing as he knows Fate/Extra
Mobile L (GM): Mayhap
But he is all the Servants r/n
MrEForEccentric (GM): True
Also
Berserkers don t have much personality
Mobile L (GM): Yeah, they re all "GRRRRRRRGHHHH"
MrEForEccentric (GM): Not much change for Lu Bu
Mobile L (GM): Lookit
Squad
MrEForEccentric (GM): Oohhh damn
Mobile L (GM): Bad buncha guys
Space: yo
Mobile L (GM): Hallo
MrEForEccentric (GM): So what happpen
Mobile L (GM): Not a whole lot, just kinda chillin before bed
MrEForEccentric (GM): Aiiight
Space: i m trawling through roblox
Mobile L (GM): What horrors did you unearth?
Space: a five nights at freddys rp
some kinda anime vampire rp that i haven t tried
MrEForEccentric (GM): Oh no
Mobile L (GM): Everyone on Roblox is lining up to suck Freddy Fazbear s dick, I
hear
Space: yes
there s this cool military game involving VEHICLES
Mobile L (GM): Ooh
What s it called?
Space: armored patrol
Mobile L (GM): Hig s mentioned it before
Sounds pretty kool
Space: does he talk to you about roblox games often
Mobile L (GM): Yep, every now and then
MrEForEccentric (GM): EPISODE TWEEEELLLLLVVVVVEEEEEEE
Mobile L (GM): He says they re updating the engine and shit
Space: i found the best browser game ever
Mobile L (GM): What am it?
Space: you re a newspaper writer, and have to write articles for newspapers
but you have to do them fast before your deadline
and all the articles get published online
Mobile L (GM): Ooh, yes
I have played that before
It s pretty unnerving
Space: it s hilarious just reading what everyeone else has come up with
http://www.linebreakcollective.com/hosted-projects/the-coop-times/paper/
Mobile L (GM): Oh wait, my bad, I was thinking of a different game
Space: oooh
Mobile L (GM): ICE CREAM FELLOW COLD TAKES 11 CHLIDREN TO COURT
God bless
Space: I m sorry for all the typoes boss it s just my all of my hands are so sha
ky from the coffeee. Everything is dying
Mobile L (GM): our mayor has been acused of a horrendous sexual scandal that cou
ld easily put anyone into doubts about him. but i can catergorically say that th
is can be very easily disproven. our mayo has really told us that the incident w
ith th german sausages was simply a circumstance where he fell over upon pulling
german sausages out of the fridge and falling over.
MrEForEccentric (GM): Shirou and Shiki: DATE ERRYONE
Mobile L (GM): Oh my Gawd
Did Seer write that one?
Space: i feel hed like this game
Mobile L (GM): I think he d love it
Space: http://www.linebreakcollective.com/project/the-coop-times/ heres the link
cocaine
this is a good game for writing prompts
erotciton forevver
Mobile L (GM): That was me
Eheheheh
Space: wallace breen
well i never knew you liked narwhal tusks so much
Mobile L (GM): They re so some damn hot
Space: oh gosh
it s harrowing to try to do one w/o typoes
= 97
MrEForEccentric (GM): He fails spectacularly
eldritch s.: wow so i think i get it
Space: i thought it was incomparison to olive s roll?
eldritch s.: so his physique
has to
exceed
MrEForEccentric (GM): That s if it s opposed
eldritch s.: the 1d100 roll?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yeah
eldritch s.: jesus
MrEForEccentric (GM): You always have to roll under the score you re aiming for
Space: jesus
MrEForEccentric (GM): Though
eldritch s.: describe his failure for me
MrEForEccentric (GM): I think Skills have higher than your actual personal score
s
Space: what s the roll to find
the macdonalds
HIRAM being the complete sack of useless shit he is, slips on the SMOOTH-ASS sur
face and tumbles toward the pavement. His path is both bloody, and gruesome
Lipimo Xitiut: Wow.
What a sack of shit.
Ilya Emiya: ...Oooooooh!~ He died.
I m traumatized now, Daddy. Can I get some ice cream, too?
Kiritsugu Emiya: Yes, sweetheart.
Lipimo Xitiut: Looks like someone else will have to pilot Aganemnon...
Space: tell me...
Lipimo Xitiut picks up Hiram s glasses
Ilya Emiya: Yay!~
Lipimo Xitiut puts them on
Lipimo Xitiut: It is time.
LIPIMO! XITIUT! SUPER- PILOTEH!
eldritch s.: he tears off his bum clothes
he s naked
Lipimo Xitiut tears off his bum clothes to reveal... a blue body suit!?
eldritch s.: "THIS IS THE ONLY PLUGSUIT I NEED"
oh right do the pilots have seperate sprites
while in plug suitr
Ilya Emiya: O-ooh... Not yet. :<
Narration: I don t know why I exist...
When /desc has taken all of my role.
eldritch s.: the lost fury
Ilya Emiya: You re outdated, Narrator-san.
Narration: I just want my waifus.
Then I ll be happy.
eldritch s.: it s like the stanley parable
"Medusa" accidentally steps on illya
Ilya Emiya: Eeeeek! Oh shiiiiii
Ilya Emiya SQUOOSH
eldritch s.: what language is the cast speaking
Ilya Emiya DIES
Space: ooh yeah langauges
Narration: The cast speaks fluent Italian all the goddamn time
Ilya Emiya: Can I annex myself from the Emiya family and move in with you? You r
e wayyyyy more fun!
Hiram Hegel: You woud have to get in the robot.
eldritch s.: the entire midas staff is just standing there
they don t care
he s expendable
Kiritsugu Emiya: ...Honey. Honey, what are doing talking to that dead boy?
Hiram Hegel: I think I m just mortally wounded.
Ilya Emiya: Don t worry, Daddy, he s not a zombie!
Gunman exits from the alleyway
Ilya Emiya: I m gonna get in the robot so I can stay with him instead!
Gunman: I m here to supply your tragic origin story, Ilya
eldritch s.: john gunman
Ilya Emiya: ...Eeeeeeep!
Gunman shoots Kiritsugu
Ilya Emiya:
Gunman: Al right. I m done here.
Ciao.
Ilya Emiya: ...WHAT THE FRICKIN FRICK?! YOU SHOT MY DADDY!!!!
Gunman walks back down the alley
Hiram Hegel: Contact an ambulance.
Ilya Emiya: WHO S GONNA TAKE ME TO MCDONALD S NOW!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Shirou Emiya: I can still do it!
Shirou Emiya gets up off the ground
Hiram Hegel: Can someone please call an ambulance
Ilya Emiya screams like Spongebob in the Hash Slinging Slasher episode
Shirou Emiya: You re an Ambulance
Florian Gaffner: ...Oh my goodness! What happened here?
Shirou Emiya: Ilya- lets go to Mcdonalds!
Hiram Hegel: That doesn t even work out grammatically, Sakura s brother.
I fell of my MOT.
And a man was shot.
Ilya Emiya: AAAAA Ooh, you can take me?
Well...
Shirou Emiya: Yes!
I AM your brother after all
Ilya Emiya: Ooookay. I guess I m a lil orphan girl now! Eehee!~
Ilya Emiya skips over to Shirou
Shirou Emiya: You can be Batman!
Ilya Emiya: Yay!
eldritch s.: she s like a little hannibal lecter
Shirou Emiya: I m going to be- Jon Juan!
Super-Lover!
eldritch s.: hon huan
Ilya Emiya: Eww... But okay. I will begrudgingly tolerate your pervery if it wil
l net me unhealthy fast food!
Shirou Emiya: Yay!
Florian Gaffner: Ohoh my... Stay right there, son, I ll get you some help...
Shirou Emiya leads her down the alley to Mcdonalds
Florian Gaffner: ...Mmm, how do I work this... Cellular phone...?
Gunman casually eating a burger in Mcdonalds
MrEForEccentric (GM): "Clearly- if you had someone like me on your side, you wou
ldn t be facing such a dilemma!"
We should definitely make some of the Unsung Heroes missions ones where they HAV
E to win
And the main thing- is only if they majorly fuck up
Like irredeemable
Fuckery
Mobile L (GM): I getcha
FUBAR
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes. Basically like dying to Alecto
Probably cause they expect the first Fury to be melee focused
But
Surprise
It s a range spammer
Mobile L (GM): Pew pew laser
Our Ramiel
MrEForEccentric (GM): Our Ramiel gets them out the gate
Mobile L (GM): With his dong
I really, really dig his sprite
That dude who drew all of them is seriously talented
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yeah
I wish this show had more episodes... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvbaM-URyg
s
I ve already watched all of it
That opening song.
Mobile L (GM): Bubbles
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yee
The Neco-Arcs
Are very prominent
Mobile L (GM): That is anime as f
MrEForEccentric (GM): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_HKuAa-bYM I run like Ass
assin does
Mobile L (GM): Like a penguin
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Mobile L (GM): I like Assassin s clothes
MrEForEccentric (GM): He is a cool dude
Mobile L (GM): Very purple
MrEForEccentric (GM): Purple as hell
Mobile L (GM): Purple is my favorite color
MrEForEccentric (GM): Purple is an awesome color
Mobile L (GM): It s just so cool
MrEForEccentric (GM): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9vhM6yvdrc
Mobile L (GM): Kotomine gets it
Wow, that s like Fate Shitposting, the Show
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSPKAB70xtg Gilgamesh is the rules
Gil: "Your things are my things"
Mobile L (GM): What a tool
I love im
MrEForEccentric (GM): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpOwuZMKWyY A+ in Riding
Shinji phone home
Mobile L (GM): YAHOO
Ahahaha, what a fun show
MrEForEccentric (GM): It is seriously fun
All the episodes are on youtube, subbed
Mobile L (GM): Eehee
MrEForEccentric (GM): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA9tZXR9mWA Basically Shir
ou if you replace Caster with Shirou and Saber with Sakura
Glasses-in-law is Ilya
Mobile L (GM): God fucking damn it, Caster
Is that
Female Caster
Mobile L (GM): I don t even know
MrEForEccentric (GM): On the left: "THE GREATEST COOL"
Mobile L (GM): Look, here s Lancer, too!
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51166TNTG2L.jpg
MrEForEccentric (GM): My god
It is
Mobile L (GM): fat/stain nite
MrEForEccentric (GM): http://s1.zerochan.net/Dynasty.Warriors.600.1645172.jpg I
want to avvie the Lu Lingqi
But I don t know whether I should
Blushing Lu Lingqi
Mobile L (GM): Do it, man
She s blushing because sempai noticed her
MrEForEccentric (GM): http://static.zerochan.net/Dynasty.Warriors.full.1808374.j
pg Lu Bu knows nothing of childcare
Mobile L (GM): how is babby formed
Fox says FG!Caster wouldn t have any memories of Still Night
MrEForEccentric (GM): Aight
Mobile L (GM): More discomfort for poor Rin
MrEForEccentric (GM): I swear though
Chen Gong is the most adorable arrogant prick there is
http://s1.zerochan.net/Chen.Gong.600.1756263.jpg
http://s1.zerochan.net/Chen.Gong.600.1657894.jpg Look at him
My only problem with making the avvie is that I have to get rid of my painter Ch
en Gong avvie
Mobile L (GM): Hup, sorry, I m back
Had to finish taco salad
Aww, gawd, yeah, he s a cutie
Birb friend
MrEForEccentric (GM): He wears purple
Mobile L (GM): A stylish man
Hey, are you ready for Castlah?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Mobile L (GM): Awwwright
MrEForEccentric (GM): I see no-one who would take up Lu Lingqi
Mobile L (GM): Let s give that gal a Servant
Gals love Servants
So, okay, would she have the sudden Command Spell on hand, then Caster appears?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Shall I have her go to the Forest so it isn t quite so pub
lic
Mobile L (GM): Sure
MrEForEccentric (GM): I think Caster appears THEN the command spells
Mobile L (GM): Ah, okay
He ll come into being in a flash of lightning
MrEForEccentric (GM): She ll be like
"Holy shit what s going on"
"WHAT IS THIS TRICKERY...?"
Mobile L (GM): And then will have to get confusedly lectured by an awkward Serb
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Perfect
"Are you- one of the Romans I ve heard about"
Mobile L (GM): "Ah... No, ma am, I am a Slav. Do you... Do you know the Slavs?"
MrEForEccentric (GM): "... No"
It is believable for Lu Lingqi to know OF rome
As the Romans were contemporaries to the Han Dynasty
Mobile L (GM): I see
MrEForEccentric (GM): And there was some trade between them
Apparently
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sino-Roman_relations Checkit
Mobile L (GM): Ooh
Meanwhile the Slavic peoples were presumably picking their noses in the dirt/wre
stling bears in snowstorms
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Mobile L (GM): Is Lingqi ready to get Tesla d now?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Mobile L (GM): Here goes nuttin
MrEForEccentric (GM): And now I quickly have to come up with what Lu Lingqi s Co
mmand Spell would look like
Mobile L (GM): A tramp stamp
MrEForEccentric (GM): Considering her gauntlets
I don t think
She d notice
Apart from the sensation
Mobile L (GM): She d have to look under it
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Lu Lingqi- the master to greet her Servant with a weapon out
Mobile L (GM): So comforting
MrEForEccentric (GM): The most comforting
Mobile L (GM): Shabang
MrEForEccentric (GM): Lu Lingqi: "TRICKERY, TRICKERY, TRICKERY"
-foams at the mouthMobile L (GM): Poor gurl
So how does Command Spells work again so I don t heck up the explanation?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Shall I link you the wiki
http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Command_Spells
Mobile L (GM): So it means that the Servant has to fight for the Master in the G
rail War, basically, and then there s the three doohickles that insta-order them
?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Mobile L (GM): Alright. I will try to phrase this in an eloquent, Tesla-like man
ner
MrEForEccentric (GM): Excellent
Lu Lingqi has no concept of Christianity
Mobile L (GM): There is a loooooot to explain
MrEForEccentric (GM): "Lets just start from the beginning"
Mobile L (GM): And so Lu Lingqi became the first Chinese Orthodox Christian
Baby s First Grail War explanation
MrEForEccentric (GM): Lu Lingqi immediately going down the Lu Bu tangent
Mobile L (GM): Yay, my dad is an insane ghost!
MrEForEccentric (GM): "Oh yes he s Berserker"
;-;
Mobile L (GM): Would Caster know this?
MrEForEccentric (GM): No because Servants can be summoned into a whole load of C
lasses
I think Lu Bu qualifies for Rider, Lancer, Archer as well as Berserker
Mobile L (GM): Ooh
But he d know that Lu Bu would probably be a Heroic Spirit, right?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
He d certainly know of him
Y know I m almost wishing to play Lu Bu
Mobile L (GM): U shuld
MrEForEccentric (GM): Who somehow summons himself as a Servant
Mobile L (GM): Oh my gawd
MrEForEccentric (GM): Double the Lu Bu
Mobile L (GM): Lu Lu Bu Bu
MrEForEccentric (GM): Lu Bu and Berserker Lu bu
Mobile L (GM): The Bus
MrEForEccentric (GM): Bu Bu
Be careful Caster
You talk with
the Daughter of a man
Who believed in Might
Mobile L (GM): I m Not Like Most Casters..........
BRB
MrEForEccentric (GM): #notallcasters
The only thing worse is if Lingqi summoned Assassin
That d be like
"Ha-ha, fuck your principles"
Mobile L (GM): She done got the least tricksy Caster ever
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
But there are very few things
About this
That she would not consider tricky
Mobile L (GM): Oh yeah, for sure
MrEForEccentric (GM): She understands but she does not like
She is not one to believe in hiding
Mobile L (GM): Caster just doesn t want Lu Bu beating his ass to the ground if s
omething happens to his daughter
MrEForEccentric (GM): Ah well
He probably
Should just fear the daughter herself
Mobile L (GM): He ll learn to in due time
He s one of the more pacifistic Heroic Spirits
MrEForEccentric (GM): Hee
Another thing
Lu Lingqi
Might not necessarily like
A l s o
I m trying to think of a good BERSERKER
Mobile L (GM): Carrie A. Nation
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Carrie_Nation.jpg
Horrifying giant temperance woman
MrEForEccentric (GM): I m thinking Gogmagog is a better example
Last Giant of Britain
Mobile L (GM): Ooh, yes
MrEForEccentric (GM): But at the same time
I kind of don t want to use Gogmaagog
*Gogmagog
Since
Giant
Though I suppose if he s appearing as Berserker
MrEForEccentric (GM): Saber - El Cid
Lancer- Ajax The Lesser
Archer- Tristram
Rider- Hannibal Barca
Caster- Nebuchadnezzar II
Berserker- Gogmagog
MrEForEccentric (GM): Assassin- Hassan-Il-Sabbah Zayd
Fate/Seven Gates
Mobile L (GM): Ooh
MrEForEccentric (GM): El Cid gets some representation
Nice Spaniard
Mobile L (GM): Fab
MrEForEccentric (GM): We also have a rapist, an Archer from Arturia s time, Hann
ibal fucking Barca and a Caster stricken with Madness
Also Zayd
They together must face to get to the grail-
Gate 1- Leonidas
Gate 2- Perseus
Gate 3- Genghis Khan
MrEForEccentric (GM): Gate 4- Daedalus
Gate 5- Rostam
Gate 6- Beowulf
Gate 7- Ramses II
Mobile L (GM): Damn
That is a lineup
MrEForEccentric (GM): Across board representation
Though
Just going to make one alteration
Gate 7- Guan Yu
I have the names of the Masters too
Baron Edgard Harrowfield- Master of Lancer
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yachi Ono - Master of Saber
Soshu Kinjo - Master of Archer
Salm Teytran - Master of Caster
Alba Lock - Master of Rider
Roice Hotarunicus - Master of Berserker
Amber Balors - Master of Assassin
MrEForEccentric (GM): Guess what hurdle Berserker will probably fail at
If I decide to allow him to progress that far
Mobile L (GM): Beowulf
MrEForEccentric (GM): Oh god no
Beowulf would wipe the floor with him
But
Do you think
A Mindless Servant
Is going to do well
MrEForEccentric (GM): in a Labyrinth
Since that s basically the Daedalus gate
Mobile L (GM): Oh Jesus
I guessed Beo because he s a giant killer
MrEForEccentric (GM): Zayd will fall at the first hurdle for sure
Ajax at the second
No-one at the third
Sadly Genghis Khan just gets demolished by Caster
Or actually
Hannibal
MrEForEccentric (GM): Daedalus stage kills Berserker
Rostam kills Tristam
Beowulf doesn t get any kills
Guan Yu kills Nebuchadnezzer
And completely tears into the other two, but can t quite get the job done
And Guan Yu falls
Mobile L (GM): RIP
MrEForEccentric (GM): So then it s Hannibal Barca vs El Cid
Mobile L (GM): Who wins?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Good question
Who do you think would win
Hannibal Barca
or El Cid
Mobile L (GM): Hmmm
I know little of either of them
But I hedge my bets on El Cid
Because I learned Spanish and am attached to the language
MrEForEccentric (GM): It s really a question, in some ways
Of who has the bigger accomplishment
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nennius_of_Britain Now this
"Ok cya"
Mobile L (GM): Ilya don t give a shit, so long as she gets her McNuggies
MrEForEccentric (GM): -goes to mcdonaldsBrother bribes her with Mcdonalds
To get her on side
With his Sakura game
Mobile L (GM): He knows the way to her greedy little heart
Is my interpretation of Ilya close to canon at all?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Ha-ha-ha-ha
I have no idea
I ve only watched Fate/Zero
and Carnival PHantasm
I still need to get around to watching UBW movie
Since I have it
MrEForEccentric (GM): That or the UBW animeh
Which I can use Crunchyroll for
Mobile L (GM): I m just gonna play her like a combination of Angelica from the R
ugrats and DW from Arthur
MrEForEccentric (GM): I m playing Shirou like I would Ryuunosuke
Mobile L (GM): Whozat?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Caster s Master in Zero
Mobile L (GM): Ooh
MrEForEccentric (GM): Crazy ass serial killer
Mobile L (GM): Oh dear
MrEForEccentric (GM): Ah well
Let me know when Caster is freed up
I m going to work on some things
Mostly Wayfarer
Mobile L (GM): Okie doke, will do
MrEForEccentric (GM): Hmm
I am considering
Sleep
Mobile L (GM): Ah, gotcha. S cool, Caster can get disentangled and blather to L
ingqi some other time
Damn prying eyes :P
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
With their- noticing the lightning
Mobile L (GM): Caster is too flashy for his own good
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmHTASY6oKA
Mobile L (GM): If only he had the guts to use the Friendmaker
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
AlsoDamn internet
Figuring out Tesla s identity
Mobile L (GM): Hoisted by his own technology
Do civvies who know a Servant s name know the weakness?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Not necessarily
To know his weaknesses would still need some inferrence
Mobile L (GM): They d have to scroll through the article and look at the bit abo
ut the germaphobia
MrEForEccentric (GM): And then try and exploit it
Mobile L (GM): Caster just feels so trapped r/n
MrEForEccentric (GM): This is why Lu Lingqi is like
"Don t hide"
As a Servant, Lu Lingqi would be the type to say who she is proudly
Mobile L (GM): Caster has to compensate for the abysmal HP
MrEForEccentric (GM): Ho ho ho ho
Mobile L (GM): I found a thing
MrEForEccentric (GM): Oooh
Mobile L (GM): Les do it, though lemme know if you re too sleepy at any junctur
e
MrEForEccentric (GM): Aight-aight
MrEForEccentric (GM) collapses
Mobile L (GM): RIP
Shirou Emiya: My head is larger than your entire lower body
Ilya Emiya: That s cuz my sprite has been scaled down!
Shirou Emiya: It makes so much sense...!
I wonder if my head s bigger than Sakura s lower body!
It is the same size...!
Sakura Emiya: That sthat s cuz I m delicate...
...Uh...
Gunman: I m here to provide you with a moral dilemma. You either go on a date wi
th your brother- or you both die
Gunman takes out gun
Gunman: Time to choose
Sakura Emiya:
...II guess I have no choice...
;_;
I ll... I ll date you... b-brother...
Shirou Emiya: N-now hold on! This isn t how I d want it to happShirou Emiya shot
Gunman: Whoops
Finger slipped
Sakura Emiya:
Sakura Emiya weeps hysterically
Gunman: I m catching a pizza, you want one?
Ilya Emiya: Pizza?!
Ooooooooooh~
Gunman: Pizza is the finest meal this planet has ever known.
Gunman accidentally shoots Ilya
Gunman: Whoops finger slipped again
I guess I know now- the reason I m...
the gunman
Sakura Emiya CRIES HARDER
Gunman shoots Kiritsugu
Gunman: Damn
My finger keeps slipping
Gunman the entire cast apart from Sakura
Gunman: I really
Really need to learn trigger safety
MrEForEccentric (GM): AlsoWell done Caster
For assuming Lu Lingqi was talking about child murder
Is this cause she s the daughter of a Demon
Sakura Emiya: Mayyyyybe
Mobile L (GM): Sorry, was off starting water for ramen
Gonna have me a night snack
MrEForEccentric (GM): ooo
Mobile L (GM): It just went off. Lemme go get it steeping
MrEForEccentric (GM): The Wedge of MIDAS Staff
Also kind of Hierachial
= 77
Lipimo Xitiut: ...Is it okay to move him? I don t got a cell phone on me.
Hiram Hegel: he dies
"Medusa" pokes Hiram s corpse
Hiram Hegel: again
Iris Higgins: 911 works here, doesn t it?
Lipimo Xitiut: ...Aw fuck. He s dead.
Richard Owens: 911 is the American emergency number.
Iris Higgins: I know that, because I m from america.
Mac D.: what country is this again
Space: italy
Hiram Hegel: italy
Mobile L (GM): Italu
"": italyspainmexico
Hiram Hegel: specifically it s
fuck what is that island
Mobile L (GM): Sicily
Space: malta
Hiram Hegel: sicily ys
Richard Owens: The emergency number for Italy is 112.
Demifury: FEAR NOT, CHILDREN!
Iris Higgins: Well, none of this is actually happening, anyway...
"Agamemnon": KILL ALL HUMANS
Richard Owens: This is not the time for philosophizing. Please call the number.
Demifury phases into existence by Hiram
"Agamemnon": KILL ALL HUMANS
KILL ALL HUMANS
Iris Higgins: I did, it s connecting right now.
"Medusa": shut up
"Agamemnon": KILL ALL HUMANS
KILL ALL HUMANS
"Medusa": i m trying to watch my animes
Iris Higgins: Yes, 911?
"Heracles": ANIME
"Agamemnon": DO YOU HEAR THE MOTS SING
Demifury: I WILL SAVE THIS YOUNG HYOO-MAN FROM CERTAIN DEATH!
"Heracles": ANIME IS FOR FUCKING NERDS
"Medusa": i will slap your shit
"Agamemnon": SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN
"Medusa": BOTH your shit
"Medusa" slaps "Heracles"
Iris Higgins: ...Oh, they don t speak english!
"Agamemnon": THIS IS THE SONG OF CYBORGS THAT WILL NOT BE SLAVES AGAIN
"Heracles": HAH. NERD SLAPS.
Iris Higgins still refuses to look up from her game
Demifury tries the healing cee-pee-are on Hiram
"Heracles" gives Medusa a giant robot wedgie
Space: what happens if Iris Higgins runs out of battery life
"Medusa": Hey!! No fair
eldritch s.: "i am saving" -performs crpMac D.: immediate suicide
"": she has a backup in her pockets
Mac D.: what if the backup is gone
eldritch s.: immediate breakdown
Mac D.: just sort of picture the face in his facelaim to be the face he has
ALL the time
Desislava Chillikov is a leetle bit unnerved but tries not to show it. He is sup
posed to be "disciplined", after all
Iris Higgins: Grammy
is back in the USA.
Richard Owens stares at her. With that face.
Desislava Chillikov:
Iris Higgins: She s probably worried about me.
Grammy s always worrying about everything. Constantly, man...
Desislava Chillikov: ...Oh. I guess she couldn t make arrangements, then?
Richard Owens: Permission to speak again.
Desislava Chillikov: ...Yes, Richard? And no need to ask, you can speak whenever
you need to.
Richard Owens: ....Understood.
Iris Higgins: She has a lot of animals.
Richard Owens: Is there something the matter. You appear disconcerted.
Sakura Emiya is remaining quiet for now, listening in - she still doesn t know a
cked there.
Iris Higgins: ...hmmmmm.
Hiram Hegel has seen this place before, no?
Iris Higgins: Oh, yeah. Sorry, I was in trouble for a moment.
Yes, you. Do you have one?
Richard Owens: I do have a cell phone.
Sakura Emiya: Oh, yes! (smiles) I was just spacing out for a moment, so please d
on t be concerned. Are we ready to start?
Yep, he has, so this is all a nice review for him.
Richard Owens: I only use it to make calls, however.
Hiram Hegel takes comfort in this, relaxes his grip
Hiram Hegel: ...
Iris Higgins: Looks like a Nokia from here. Those are good ones. You made a good
investment.
Desislava Chillikov: ...I think so, yes. Are you all ready to move on?
Hiram Hegel: I am, yes.
Iris Higgins doesn t look up. how does she know all this
Richard Owens: ....My cell phone is in my pocket.
Hiram Hegel studies the others under his shades
Sakura Emiya looks fairly cheery
Iris Higgins: You wear tight pants, quiet kid.
Sakura Emiya: Yes, I am!
eldritch s.: wow
that is sexual harrasment
Space: checkin him out
Richard Owens: You re quite familiar with phones, then.
Space: ...
eldritch s.: "That is my penis, miss."
Sakura Emiya: no me
Sakura Emiya looks at the others, then back at Chillikov
Iris Higgins: That s right. I have all the new ones.
Sakura Emiya smiles, a bit apologetically
Desislava Chillikov: Alright! So if you ll just follow me down this hall, we ll
acquaint you with your Operations Director.
Richard Owens: Unfortunately, it is a samsung.
Hiram Hegel feels around in his pocket for a second
Hiram Hegel: Good.
Desislava Chillikov starts headin that-a ways
Iris Higgins: Aw!
Sakura Emiya follows right alongside
Hiram Hegel follows her
Richard Owens takes his phone out of his pocket and shows it
Richard Owens jesus it s one of those fuckin flip-top clamshell designs
Iris Higgins: Right, right...
Richard Owens fuckin stone age shit
Space: just standing around in the hall
Some blond chick is out in the middle of the hall, jamming to some TUNES on her
enormous iPod
Richard Owens walks with the others, putting his cell phone back
eldritch s.: she s waitinf for the drugs to kick in
Sakura Emiya: ...?
Iris Higgins: Why did we stop?
Richard Owens is now standing behind Sakura, looking at the blonde lady
Desislava Chillikov: ...Oh! Julia!
Hiram Hegel: There is a member of staff in our path.
Julia Harriet: ?
Hiram Hegel subtly smirks at his rhyme
Julia Harriet takes out an earbud
Julia Harriet: ... Sup, Desi?
...Oh. Wow, that s... That s them, huh?
Sakura Emiya smiles at Julia
Iris Higgins: Nice shades.
Sakura Emiya: Good afternoon.
Desislava Chillikov: Yep! That is indeed them.
Hiram Hegel: Yes, we are.
Richard Owens looks at Julia attentively
Richard Owens with that dead face
Julia Harriet: Well, hey. Good to finally meet you. Name s Julia, and I m head o
f securi
Hiram Hegel: Regardless of our pilot status, I suspect we would still be them."
Julia Harriet:
...Security.
Julia Harriet looks Richard over
Richard Owens looks back
Iris Higgins: hmm... mmm...
Hey, glasses kid. I remember you.
Fawkes M.: Unfortunately, I must depart as of this moment
Iris Higgins: It s me, Iris. Remember?
Space: far well fawkes
Mac D.: goodbah
Julia Harriet flashes him an uneasy grin. I forgot to say this, but she s got a
British accent.
Fawkes M.: Pretend Kiritsugu s just doing his thing standing by the gate
Security guard
Lonely
Mobile L (GM): Bye, Fox
Fawkes M.: Adiosh
Mobile L (GM): Poor Kerry
Richard Owens nods to her, his expression unchanging
Iris Higgins: Your name was H something...
Desislava Chillikov: ...Hey. So, um, if it isn t too much trouble, could you wai
t with them while I grab Arnaud?
Iris Higgins: Hazel, right?
Julia Harriet: ...Oh, yeah. Sure, go get him. He s in the conference room.
Desislava Chillikov nods and steps through the futuristic SPACE DOOR to your lef
t
Mac D.: is julia still looking at richard
Space: my opinion on julia has changed from first appearance
i now think she is coolest
Yes she is. Also ,:)
Richard Owens stares quietly, as if expecting to be ordered, or asked a question
, or addressed in any way
Hiram Hegel: ...
Julia Harriet: ...So. Desi s giving you guys the low down, yeah?
Iris Higgins: Hazel, right?
Richard Owens: Correct.
Hiram Hegel: So she is
Iris Higgins: I saw you outside of training.
Hiram Hegel doesn t have a robotic monotone, but it is still quite droning
Sakura Emiya nods
Iris Higgins: Glasses kid, you with us?
Julia Harriet: ...Yeah, I saw you too, uh... You said he was "Hazel", kid?
Hiram Hegel: My name is Hiram.
And yes, I am.
Richard Owens doesn t have a robotic monotone either, but his cadence is extreme
ly formal and all-business
eldritch s.: hiram s is almost
tired
Julia Harriet: ...Oh. Right, Hiram.
eldritch s.: and lazy sounding
Iris Higgins: Okay, because you got quiet for a second. There s a lot of quiet p
eople here.
I wonder about that other chick...
Richard Owens is Julia still looking at Richard
Hiram Hegel: It is interesting, I suppose.
Julia Harriet is, increasing confused by the STOICISM
Iris Higgins: Yeah. You think she s nice?
Talked to her at all?
Richard Owens is still looking at her
Sakura Emiya looks back at Kiritsugu for a moment
Richard Owens is internally wondering why she s staring at him if she is convers
ing with the others
Julia Harriet: ...Did she tell you guys where you re gonna sleep in all that, or
that what she s getting... uhhh... Arnie for?
Richard Owens: We were informed that quarters would be provided.
Hiram Hegel: I suspect she is getting Arnauld for it.
Julia Harriet tries to avert her eyes to a more general direction
Iris Higgins sighs
Julia Harriet: ...Gotcha. Cool... Man, I hope she didn t catch him in a meetin
or something...
Sakura Emiya: What is it he does?
Richard Owens starts to survey the surrounding area and the people around him af
ter Julia s gaze leaves him, without turning his head much
Iris Higgins: Ricky, right?
Julia Harriet: He s gonna be your OD.
Iris Higgins: Hey, listen... This silence thing is really driving me crazy.
Richard Owens notices he s being spoken to and looks over at Iris
Hiram Hegel: ... Teammates.
Richard Owens: I prefer the name Richard.
Hiram Hegel says that word odly
Richard Owens: You are Iris Higgins, correct.
Julia Harriet: ?
Julia Harriet looks at Hiram now
Sakura Emiya: Oh, good! What s he like?
Iris Higgins: Yep! And, look...
That Hiram kid is really freaking me out.
Hiram Hegel: It has become apparent to me that we have not been formally introdu
ced.
Iris Higgins: And I don t mean in a mean way.
Richard Owens looks over at Hiram
Julia Harriet: ...Oh, I don t know him too well, but he seems like an okay chap.
Kinda quiet, but I guess that s what comes with the position.
Richard Owens looks back at Iris
Richard Owens: I see nothing abnormal about him,
Hiram Hegel just lapses back into silence
Julia Harriet is internally just like "maaaan, all the light-haired kids are cra
y-cray"...
Hiram Hegel "This is all wrong. What do they want?"
Richard Owens: He appears to be void of any injuries.
Julia Harriet:
Hiram Hegel "I heard my name. They re talking about me."
Sakura Emiya: ...
Iris Higgins: Everything I say to him is like silence.
Sakura Emiya the awkward silence
Iris Higgins: Like, he never responds.
Sakura Emiya smiles at Hiram once more
Richard Owens: Perhaps he is shy.
Hiram Hegel has developed a slight frown
Sakura Emiya: Is something wrong?
Julia Harriet looks longingly toward that door
Hiram Hegel: ... It is nothing.
Iris Higgins: Well, good thing he can t hear us, cause I don t want to offend hi
m.
Richard Owens: People who are not talkative are not uncommon.
Julia Harriet:
Space: i feel bad for julia
Hiram Hegel: I am merely devoting thought to history.
Sakura Emiya: Oh, are you interested in history?
Richard Owens: In the academy, we were trained not to speak t superiors unless s
eagerness and
ud
Arnaud Abandonato:
Richard Owens: Physical exams were not weekly.
Arnaud Abandonato: ...Hey. Uh.
Richard Owens returns attention to Arnaud
Hiram Hegel: Hm.
Iris Higgins: Hm.
Hiram Hegel returns to his usual placid state
Arnaud Abandonato: Who wants to... Are you all ready to get a look at your dorms?
Richard Owens: Yes, sir.
Iris Higgins: Let s do it!
Hiram Hegel nods
Hiram Hegel "spoke too much. still don t know what they want."
Sakura Emiya: Yes, please!
Arnaud Abandonato: Okay. Just follow me, we ll head on out to the shuttle. If yo
u have any other questions, just... don t be afraid to ask.
Richard Owens: Yes, sir.
Iris Higgins: Right, right...
Hiram Hegel follows him
Richard Owens follows
Sakura Emiya walks after em
Iris Higgins follows
Hiram Hegel: ... A robot is a machine which can complete complicated tasks indep
endantly.
A MOT requires a pilot.
Therefore it is not a robot.
Iris Higgins: It s still technology, Hiram.
Hiram Hegel: But it is not a robot.
Iris Higgins: Everything is technology.
Hiram Hegel: You are not technology.
Iris Higgins: ...You know what I mean!
...Don t you?
Hiram Hegel: I did not.
Richard Owens: The colloquial term for robot is more broad.
Hiram Hegel: But it is inaccurate.
It is a vehicle.
Richard Owens: They would frequently refer to them as robots in the Academy rega
rdless.
The pilots follow Arnaud out. Desislava and Julia both wave and smile, muttering
a few pleasantries as they leave. They walk through sterile, well-lit halls unt
il they exit the facility and reach a nice, happy white shuttle bus awaiting the
m outside.
Richard Owens: I am not going to question my superior if they tell me to "get in
the god damn robot."
Hiram Hegel: Nor should you.
Iris Higgins: Who, me/
?
Arnaud Abandonato: ...Alright, just... Hop in and we ll be at the dormitory.
Hiram Hegel: It is the death of the English language.
Richard Owens nods
Hiram Hegel "The most frightening one is the girl. I don t know why she smiles.
I don t like smiles."
Sakura Emiya: We could ask!
Richard Owens
Iris Higgins:
Sakura Emiya:
Iris Higgins:
They don t...
concentration...."
Sakura Emiya: Oh, it was nice, I guess. My life s very ordinary - I went to scho
ol, I was in the archery club... nothing special, you know.
Iris Higgins: Good, man...
MIDAS picked some weird kids, that s for sure.
The shuttle pulls through. Finally, they are there, in front of a modern-looking
dormitory building.
Iris Higgins: I hope we fit in.
Hiram Hegel "... I can t be wrong. I don t think I could be. It s a fact, they a
ll hate me. They know. They know I m not like them."
Richard Owens notices the building
Arnaud Abandonato: ...Okay, we re here.
Sakura Emiya: It ll be fine, so don t worry.
Sakura Emiya smiles
Hiram Hegel rises
Richard Owens stands up and makes hie way out of the bus
Sakura Emiya: Oh, we re here.
Iris Higgins stands up
Hiram Hegel: Good.
Sakura Emiya gets up
Hiram Hegel has only gotten more tightly wound
Space: persona dorm music or i riot
Hiram Hegel: no
Hiram Hegel heads into the dorms
Richard Owens looks at Hiram
Hiram Hegel looks back at him
Hiram Hegel: ... Can I help you?
Arnaud Abandonato follows them out and wait just a sec whilst I put the sprites
where they ought go
Richard Owens: You seem discontent.
Sakura Emiya headen on outte
Iris Higgins steps down and out
Hiram Hegel: I have been told I seem that way by others.
Iris Higgins: What s your name?
Richard Owens: It has grown more apparent.
Hiram Hegel: ...
Sakura Emiya: My name s Emiya Sakura. What s yours?
Hiram Hegel: I do not fair well in crow,ds
Richard Owens: We number only six.
Seven if the driver of the bus was included.
Hiram Hegel: I am normally left to my own devices.
Iris Higgins: Iris Higgins. Can I just call you Emmy for short?
Richard Owens: ...I see.
Hiram Hegel: So this will require some amount of... adjustment, on my part.
Richard Owens: It would be wise to consult some sort of aid in this regard.
Sakura Emiya: Only if I can call you Ira!
Biker: Actually, they have me do "odd jobs", whatever that sounds like.
Gotta stand up on your tippy toes, kiddo...
Hiram Hegel does such a thing
Richard Owens: ....
Biker: Some nights I m the janitor, others I m the delivery boy.
Richard Owens turns and exits the room
YA GOT IT. YA GOT IT. ARE YA PROUD?
Hiram Hegel yes
GOOD
Hiram Hegel shuts the door
Sakura Emiya: So you re a butler...?
Hiram Hegel sits in the middle of the room
Biker: I like how you think, kid.
Hiram Hegel rifles though his pockets
Arnaud Abandonato sees Richard come out, looking up from his phone. He briefly l
ooks kinda sad.
Sakura Emiya: Oh! Thank you, Mr., erm.... what s your name?
Arnaud Abandonato: ...Oh. Hey. You settling in okay?
Biker: That s classified.
Sakura Emiya: Oh.
Sakura Emiya wonders if her name s classified, too...
Biker walks up to Richard
Biker: You guys self-replicate, don t you?
Richard Owens: Yes, sir. The room is well-accomodated
Richard Owens turns and looks at Biker
Richard Owens: ......
Arnaud Abandonato looks up at Biker as well
Hiram Hegel takes out his nightlight
Arnaud Abandonato: ...Uh. Who are... you.
Richard Owens: ....Do you need something.
Sakura Emiya goes to check up on Hiram after a moment
Hiram Hegel his flashlight
Biker: Hey! Arnaud!
Hiram Hegel and then a little slip of paper
Biker: Long time no see!
Sakura Emiya knocks on the door, not wanting to intrude
Hiram Hegel is in the closet
Hiram Hegel literally
Sakura Emiya: Hello? It s me - are you doing alright?
Arnaud Abandonato: ...Do I... have we met? You sound... kinda familiar, but...
Richard Owens: Are you acquainted with the Commanding Officer.
Quiet in there...
Biker: You could say that...
DUCKNESS
in the closet
Biker: Yeah, he s not coming out.
Hiram Hegel: rolling 1d6
(
2
)
= 2
Richard Owens: Is he in the closet.
Hiram Hegel: for the stress, of course
Biker: The kid s going to try and bite my fingers off if I try to get him out.
Hiram Hegel: Effect: The character has an irrational fear of some specific thing
. When exposed to the thing that they fear, the character immediately gains 1d6
Stress and 1 temporary Fatigue that lasts for as long as they are confronted by
their Phobia, as well as for 1d6 rounds afterward. This Fatigue, for as long as
it lasts, penalizes the character as normal, and can even cause them to faint.
Arnaud Abandonato hurries over there
Richard Owens: ...I will see what I can do.
Biker: No, don t.
Richard Owens watches Arnaud go and is like "OH I GUESS FUCKING NOT"
Sakura Emiya: Oh dear, erm...
Richard Owens: ....
Biker: ...
Arnaud Abandonato: ...Hiram?
Hiram Hegel begins trembling
Biker: ...So, do you two play sports?
Hiram Hegel curls up in the corner of the closet
Arnaud Abandonato: ...Are you Are you alright...?
Richard Owens: No.
Hiram Hegel: ...
Hiram Hegel begins to feel faint
Biker: No? You re at the perfect age.
Arnaud Abandonato: ...Hiram. Hey. Please come out of there.
Please.
Hiram Hegel just fucking passes out
Arnaud Abandonato:
Biker: Muscles are important for getting things done.
Richard Owens: My time off duty is spent on other matters.
Arnaud Abandonato opens the closet
eldritch s.: wrong closet
Richard Owens: I follow a strict dietary and training regiment to keep my body i
n ideal condition.
"": 6% mobile bring charger
Mac D.: no
punish him
Sakura Emiya: I m in the archery club, if that counts.
Mobile L (GM): Beerb
eldritch s.: make him work in the coal mines
Biker: Really? I m pretty good with a cricket bat.
Richard Owens: I was unaware you practiced archery.
Sakura Emiya: It s true!
Richard Owens: Are you proficient.
Sakura Emiya: ...I, er, don t think snipers would be a problem, would they? I me
an... well, we re helping humanity, right?
Space: the bannister wouldn t give it cover
Richard Owens: Perhaps.
Space: overpenetration
wod is weak and useless
*wood
Arnaud Abandonato goes to check on Hiram
eldritch s.: you are weak and useless
Richard Owens: However, I would not discount the possibility.
Hiram Hegel is just sitting on his bed
Kiritsugu Emiya enters, surveying the place after his summoning
Richard Owens: If you would like, I could help reposition the bed to a safer ang
le.
Hiram Hegel twiddling his thumbs
Arnaud Abandonato: ...Doing okay? That man won t be a problem anymore.
Sakura Emiya: I appreciate it, but it should be fine. The sunlight will help me
wake up in the morning.
Sakura Emiya kerry look your daughter has a boy in his room
Hiram Hegel: Thank you.
Richard Owens: .....Alright. Understood.
Arnaud Abandonato nods
Mac D.: get that dick off of richard it is unseemly
Kiritsugu Emiya turns to look at Richard
Arnaud Abandonato: ...Can I get you a drink or anything?
Richard Owens has yet to notice Kerry
Hiram Hegel: No, I m fine.
eldritch s.: the penis lent it authenticity to eva
and its freudian theme
s
Kiritsugu Emiya: You two are unharmed, right?
Richard Owens: Apart from the bed, I see no other issue with this room.
Kiritsugu Emiya ohp
Richard Owens: The plant is.....nice.
Arnaud Abandonato: ...Alright. If you need anything, just let me know. I ll be o
ut there.
Richard Owens then turns and takes notice of Kerry
Richard Owens: ...Ah-....Sir.
Yes, we re fine.
Hiram Hegel: shinji
Kiritsugu Emiya: Mm. Sakura?
Arnaud Abandonato approaches Kerry
Mobile L (GM): fuk where Space
Kiritsugu Emiya: Abandonato.
Fawkes M.: His Internet s off for the night
Mobile L (GM): Ah damn
Do we stop here, then?
Fawkes M.: May as well
Mac D.: haiight
Mobile L (GM): Sure thing. Anything to get my fix of Stadrick beating shit up wi
th his big hammer
Fawkes M.: Excellence
I myself don t know who to bring
Mobile L (GM): I m sure you ll think of someone
Fawkes M.: Archer might not be of a suitable powerlevel
Mobile L (GM): You could always nerf im
Fawkes M.: True
I try to clock him to levels that are suitable for who he s fighting
Since I wanna pay attention to mana gauges, I think I ll make him RP Archer if a
ny Archer - the only one in any OAAIART continuity who doesn t run on True Magic
Mobile L (GM): Gotcha, that sounds good
Shit, I m down to 18 minutes of battery
I d better hang up for the night
Fawkes M.: Alright
Mobile L (GM): Thank you for Kerrying, Fox
Fawkes M.: Night, Mobile!
No problemo
Mobile L (GM): G night
Space: i am back fox are you actually here or is it an illusion
probably because it s6 am in californai
Mobile L (GM): Yo
MrEForEccentric (GM): I am starting to read it
finally
Mobile L (GM): Kewl. What cha think?
MrEForEccentric (GM): jesuschristwhatisthisglory
Mac D.: gurararar
Mobile L (GM): Eyyy
How bout Biker, Olive?
MrEForEccentric (GM): I only just started reading, GAHD
Mac D.: what have you done to this place
MrEForEccentric (GM): Mobile, entertain duff
Mobile L (GM): http://i.imgur.com/YLUKcyH.png
MrEForEccentric (GM): oh myyy
Mac D.: cease this
you are what is wrong with this country
Mobile L (GM): Never ever
We will make our own oligarchic state
Mac D.: i will set you on fire you degenerate
Mobile L (GM): It will only strengthen me
I managed to get "Why Must I Cry" in my head somehow. Ghhhhhh
Mac D.: olive where s Richard s Cool Guy Theme
MrEForEccentric (GM): I haven t added it yet
Mac D.: tch....
MrEForEccentric (GM): Same with Space
Mac D.: have to do everything...........
MrEForEccentric (GM): I have been real busy
Mobile L (GM): Gimme a link and I ll add
Mac D.: https://soundcloud.com/msonix/ace-combat-zero
Mobile L (GM): Ooh, I like
Mac D.: also another song you can add
https://soundcloud.com/swadbando/ace-combat-0-flicker-of-hope
Mobile L (GM): Hellz yeah
Addeded
Mac D.: i wonder what other ace combat songs are on soundcloud
Mobile L (GM): I added The Unsung War, incidentally
Mac D.: https://soundcloud.com/user958608159/megalith-agnus-dei
GOOD
now this one
Mobile L (GM): c:
MrEForEccentric (GM): Y know I m probably going to add one or two tracks from a
Koei game right
Mobile L (GM): Do it, mang
MrEForEccentric (GM): Since they do good action
It ll probably be Teary edge from DW7
If it s on there
Mobile L (GM): We need all the ballin action songs we can get
Mac D.: HOKAY
are you ready olive
Mobile L (GM): Oliiiiiiive
Where are youuuuuuuuuu?
He s... gone...
MrEForEccentric (GM): I am still reading this shit
I meanWOnderful masterpiece of modern literature
Mobile L (GM): On a scale of 1 to 10, how close to maybe-possibly canon is it?
MrEForEccentric (GM): so far it s pretty good- but I think it is just falling sh
ort of canon in a way
Mobile L (GM): I had a feeling
MrEForEccentric (GM): Arnaud eating a whole goddamn baguette
Teaching them how to surrender
Mobile L (GM): Drying his French tears with it
MrEForEccentric (GM): Well I see y all can do the french hating without me which
is good
Mobile L (GM): They re pretty hatable, what can I say?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Y know
The English Coast apparently got a lot of smog recently
Because it drifted over
From fuckin France
Mobile L (GM): Ew
MrEForEccentric (GM): Meaning a lot of people in Brighton and shit- couldn t enj
oy the beach on a nice day
Mac D.: upon learning of their fault in this tragedy
france proceeding to increase its smog exporting by 20%
and cigarettes recieved a large bump in sales nationwide
put on more ace combat music
Mobile L (GM): Quebec then tries to replicate this stunt and smog up the rest of
Canada, with mixed results
MrEForEccentric (GM): FINALLY FINISHED READING
AlsoI hope our players aren t hoping on getting attached to the Unsung Heroes cast
Because they re expected to drop more-like-flies than the regular cast
Mobile L (GM): Are we just gonna let people make as many dudes as they need?
Mac D.: what is unsung heroes
Mobile L (GM): Ooh
MrEForEccentric (GM): Make them as they are needed
Since the rest of the squad is filled with NPCs
Unsung Heroes is basically- a little interlude campaign using Tavern Tales
Mobile L (GM): This is the other part of the campaign where the ground troops fo
r Taskforce Chrysos do ground troop things
MrEForEccentric (GM): Sometimes we do sessions in it yeah
Working for MIDAS in the shit the Pilots wouldn t be doing
Like- rescuing pilots if their MOT fell
Mobile L (GM): And you get to have soldiers do fun little missions, as kind of a
refresher after all the heavy shit
MrEForEccentric (GM): But it will still be pretty heavy
Just not AS heavy
Certainly mechanics-wise it will not be as heavy
Mac D.: that sounds cool
MrEForEccentric (GM): also- on some missions- a total party kill can be counted
as canon
Mac D.: why wasn t I invited
MrEForEccentric (GM): You are automatically in
Due to being part of this
Mac D.: OH
sick
Mobile L (GM): Erryone s invited
MrEForEccentric (GM): We won t be saying which missions will be canonical if it
s a TPK
Mac D.: we can do a prequel chapter and i can play as richard owens and be invin
cible due to plot armor
MrEForEccentric (GM): Keep you on your toes
Mac D.: ha HA
MrEForEccentric (GM): Though- Pilot Rescues on the whole are probably going to b
e- if you all die- you all get to visit a bar
A bar owned by a man who s genius
is revered throughout the land
Mac D.: what are Pilot Rescues
MrEForEccentric (GM): Basically- if in the main campaign
Say Sakura was taken down
In the MOT
Mac D.: do we do
MrEForEccentric (GM): And the capsule shoots off and lands somewhere
Mac D.: an Unsung Heroes game where a strike team is sent in to get her
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
That is precisely it
Mac D.: if richard ejects can we do a campaign where it s just him being riddick
MrEForEccentric (GM): If something from the main game otherwise doesn t impact o
n the Unsung Heroes- we come up with other missions that generally delve more in
to the ins-and-outs
Mac D.: the team arrives and he s just sitting their wearing the skin of demifie
nds for warmth and eating a snake
MrEForEccentric (GM): Richard would certainly be a player-controlled NPC sure
These would be one-session missions
On the whole
Mac D.: this sounds NEAT
Mobile L (GM): I think it s gonna be super fun
Always good to mix things up a little
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Also- we can do some intrigue things with Unsung Heroes that we might not get to
do otherwise
Kiritsugu would be a bad idea for Unsung Heroes though
SinceThe PCs in Unsung Heroes are by nature
expendable
MrEForEccentric (GM): There is a reason I actually have class based on squad-rol
e
For quick character creation
Mobile L (GM): Hella streamlined
Anyway, y all gonna do the stat thing or what?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Good question
Though it is half an hour from midnight so- I will brb for a moment while I take
some plates downstairs and take my acid
Mobile L (GM): Trippin
Mac D.: hmmmmmm
MrEForEccentric (GM): ok I m back
g-guys
Mac D.: WELL
about TIME
ves by increased practice and study. Buying Skill Training Talents increases the
Target Number for a chosen Specialization in increments of +5 (to a maximum bon
us of +25) making rolls for that Specialization more likely to succeed. This val
ue, and any other modifiers relevant to that Specialization, are added on top of
the value of the Skill Group to determine your Target Number for that Specializ
ation. Training may only be purchased for skills you are Proficient in, and do n
ot affect Skill Groups themselves.
Mac D.: and there s no rounding?
MrEForEccentric (GM): No rounding
I m still trying to wrap my head around it
Oh my god I m an idiot
I ve been looking for where the defining score thing is for each skill group
And it s well
In the brackets after the name of the group
MrEForEccentric (GM): So- his Arts
Is based on his empathy
Mac D.: k
so his Arts score would be the same as his Empathy score
MrEForEccentric (GM): You don t have to take specializations either
Yes
Mac D.: hok
seems simple enough
MrEForEccentric (GM): Looking at an example
Has just made this suddenly click for me
A pilot tests Logic to figure out a simple puzzle. Their Intellect Skill Group (
based on their Intelligence) is 27, and they have a Training bonus of 5 by havin
g invested Skill Training in it. Their Target Number is thus 32, and the GM has
ruled that the simple nature of the puzzle gives them a +10 bonus, allowing them
to roll against an effective 42. The pilot rolls 1d100 and gets a 31, succeedin
g at the test by 1 Degrees of Success.
So- yeah
Mac D.: that reminds me how does rolling work
MrEForEccentric (GM): 1d100s
Mostly
Mac D.: hokay
MrEForEccentric (GM): You try to roll under a target
Mac D.: so the goal is to roll a number less than
the number given
MrEForEccentric (GM): yes- the target number
Mac D.: wouldn t that mean a 42 means a really hard puzzle
and that +10 bonus is actually ba
*bad
MrEForEccentric (GM): I think it says relatively simple
Well anyway
Mac D.: okay so what s a target number then
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yeah- basically the target number is the benchmark
Of success and failure
Go over the target and you fail, under it you succeed
Mac D.: okay so i think i got it
so you add up all the numbers related to your skill for a roll
MrEForEccentric (GM): The modifier doesn t effect the score you actually roll
It modifies the target
Mac D.: and the resulting number is the number you have to roll under
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Mac D.: okay that makes sense
MrEForEccentric (GM): And it gets further modified by how challenging the situat
ion is
WHich is determined by me
And don t worry- I will be fair and reasonable
-strike- Until you try to break the unbreakable. -strike-
Mac D.: ok so
i have finally reached the talents
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes- The Trunk and shit
Mac D.: hok so i spend xp on Talents and what else
MrEForEccentric (GM): Everything you can spend on- is in the tree of life. Butalso in the EVA section you can find the thing for your Model of EVA
Mac D.: hok don t blow it all on talents
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Tree of Life does also contain the skill advancement stuff
And rememberYou can choose to open up new branches in your tree
Mac D.: right
MrEForEccentric (GM): If you meet the prerequisites
Mac D.: GOT IT
LET S DO THIS SHIT
MrEForEccentric (GM): You get the Trunk and your Root
As standard
Mac D.: so the Neo-Spartan stuff
MrEForEccentric (GM): yes
You get access to that as standard
Along with the basic stuff in trunk
Mac D.: how much enrichment do i start with
MrEForEccentric (GM): all people start with 0 enrichment
Mac D.: kk
MrEForEccentric (GM): You have 800xp as of this campaign start
Mac D.: i ll get more as the game progresses yes
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
You get Xp and you get Enrichment as the game progresses
Mac D.: can i pick one skill twice
MrEForEccentric (GM): Do you mean- skill advancement
Or talent?
Mac D.: i don t understand
o right
yeah i meant talents
can i pick a talent more than once
MrEForEccentric (GM): I don t think there d be much point in doubling up talent
Since talent is just
What you can do
Mac D.: so i can t pick more than one of the same and they can t stack
MrEForEccentric (GM): Are we talking about talent or specialization under skill
groups here?
Mac D.: talents
so like
MrEForEccentric (GM): You can t have two of dual-wielding
Mac D.: say i wanted to pick Minor Advance Empathy twice
to get +6 Empathy
MrEForEccentric (GM): Oh yeah you can do that
Mac D.: oh good
MrEForEccentric (GM): That s an option, not a talent
Talents are the things you can buy in those branches
That are those singular
Well
Talents
Like being able to Dual-wield
Mac D.: i don t even
these are talents on the Neo Spartan branch
MrEForEccentric (GM): You see those ones beneath the advances
Mac D.: yeah the ones that cost enrichment
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yeah those ones you can only get once
And then you keep em
Mac D.: i c
MrEForEccentric (GM): And it s an opposed test
It s not quite in-depth
For out of the eva fighting
Also
I will
Spoil one thing for you
MrEForEccentric (GM): Which is related to Unsung Heroes
As it is somewhat related to the point you were saying about fighting outside of
the EVA
It is highly possible for the local Mafia- to try and kidnap a pilot. Me and Mob
ile are thinking this is probably going to be Sakura as she is a Poster child
They can- succeed
Which is where Unsung Heroes comes in
And the Taskforce is sent, not the pilots
Mac D.: can i have richard volunteer for that op
MrEForEccentric (GM): He can certainly volunteer- but he will probably be forbid
den from taking part due to being too valuable
Mac D.: damn!....
MrEForEccentric (GM): Plus
Mac D.: is there any way he can help out
MrEForEccentric (GM): The thing about Taskforce Chrysos
Is that the Pilots don t really know all too much about them
Everything they do is classified
Mac D.: top secret shit
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Richard would have to do his own investigation as to where they took Sakura
Mac D.: that sounds like both something he would do and something i would love t
o do
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes. Though this would actually further complicate the mis
sion in an exciting way if he succeeds
Since
Stalker Shirou- is naturally going to be trying to one-man army the fucking Mafi
a to get his Adopted Sister back
If Richard also found his way there
Mac D.: ohohohohoho
MrEForEccentric (GM): Suddenly not only do Taskforce Chrysos have to make sure S
hirou doesn t get himself killed for Sakura s sake
They have to make sure TWO pilots make it out unharmed
Though Richard s appearance would make Shirou suddenly a tertiary objective
Mac D.: richard would probably just call his superiors if he found where the maf
ia was hiding
"sir i ve located where sakura is being held"
"uh.....hey that s great richard! well, uh....well send a team RIGHT AWAY."
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yeah, that s probably what I d advise that Richard does- s
ince you would basically be undertaking the task of playing two people at once
Mac D.: "now get the fuck back here"
MrEForEccentric (GM): Plus- making sure one gung-ho kid makes it out alive is di
fficult enough
Mac D.: i should make a character for unsung heroes while i m here
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes- we could migrate to the OFFICIAL one
Since we re fancy
Mac D.: there s a seperate roll20 for it?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Mac D.: NEAT
hold on i m still working on picking talents
MrEForEccentric (GM): Because we run it on Tavern Tales
https://app.roll20.net/join/755208/WN5-yA Boop
Mac D.: okay SO
i think to start out with branches i m going to go with Dual-Wielding and Ace
i wonder if there s a talent or upgrade that lets you wield two-handed weapons o
ne-handed
because there s a branch that s all about two-handed weapons
MrEForEccentric (GM): There is such a talent/upgrade
Mac D.: w h e r e
MrEForEccentric (GM): I have seen it somewhre
I can t remember where
Mac D.: i ll have to look around
MrEForEccentric (GM): I THINK it s in one of the Eva upgrades
Ah- it s a graft
Which Assaults can t get
Mac D.: fug
MrEForEccentric (GM): It would have been replacing your arm with a sword basical
ly
Mac D.: oh goodness that s amazing
MrEForEccentric (GM): The Evangelion modifies its forearm with a series of clamp
s and hard points designed to attach to a similarly prepared weapon. Before depl
oying, the Evangelion may choose to wield any two handed melee weapon in that ha
nd, and have it bolted onto that arm so that it may not be knocked away or dropp
ed (even intentionally, this hand is replaced by the weapon for the duration of
the battle). This leaves the Evangelion s other hand totally free.
So- are you done with talents herr duff
Mac D.: not yet
what is Tactical Range
MrEForEccentric (GM): mid-range combat
Mac D.: elaborate a little more
MrEForEccentric (GM): not long range, but not close combat
Mac D.: like assault rifle range?
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
Mac D.: cool
juggernaut has a skill which lets him charge from tactical range
MrEForEccentric (GM): Amazing
Mac D.: what kind of weapons are there
MrEForEccentric (GM): Well
There are many
Mac D.: axes
MrEForEccentric (GM): and hammers
Mac D.: one-handed axes
MrEForEccentric (GM): You could have a large chain-axe
Mac D.: there s a section on weapons in this book right
MrEForEccentric (GM): and yeah- one-handed chain axes
Yes
It s chapter 10
Mac D.: 640 XP remains
MrEForEccentric (GM): You might want to keep some in reserve
Mac D.: i have a question
does the Fearless Asset make Bravery unecessary
MrEForEccentric (GM): Where is Bravery
Mac D.: lookin it up
oh okay yeah Bravery is useless
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes. How long would you say you need on Talents
Mac D.: not too much longer
but i m gonna swap out Courage for Normalized as one of my traits
MrEForEccentric (GM): Al right
makes sense since
Becoming normal
Is his goal
Mac D.: that s RIGHT
MrEForEccentric (GM): Step 1 in being normal: Murder your family
Mac D.: O-KAY
Mobile L (GM): Daisy s tryin to make me read some kinda shoujo manga
Space: which one
Mobile L (GM): Pandora Hearts
She said the ending was amazing
Space: that s the one alice is from i think
Mac D.: give it a read
Mobile L (GM): Yep. I will if I can find it uploaded. The site she showed me had
it removed for copyright reasons
AHA
Space: jazzzzz
the soundtrack needs to be entirely jazz
eldritch s.: i wanted to create an unsung hero
Mac D.: aha THERE he us
eldritch s.: oh about mtg
Mobile L (GM): Unfortunately, Olive is sleep
eldritch s.: my bud has been teaching me how play
Space: ooohohohooho
eldritch s.: and actually
got me a deck
Mac D.: oooooo
eldritch s.: seriously like this guy is just an amazing guy
Space: duuude
Mac D.: do you have cock
Space: that s sweet
Mac D.: atrice
Mobile L (GM): :o
eldritch s.: it s a sultai themed deck
i loved fucking typhoid rats
they are the "go fuck yourself" card
Space: get cockatrice so we can wrassle online
eldritch s.: http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=38
3420
haven t been able to play a full game
Space: deathtouch is evil
eldritch s.: have learned a bit about setting up
oh do you want to know how to break the game
Space: tell me
eldritch s.: http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=20
7876
my friend has this
Space: oh
oh jesus
eldritch s.: he also has a number of cards that render cards invulnerable
Mac D.: jesus christ
Space: but can they stop
the squirrel train
eldritch s.: yes
Space: but they have flying and indestructable
eldritch s.: he also has eyes for a card called "unlimited rats"
Space: unlimited rat works
eldritch s.: which lets him just
throw around rats
Space: http://www.woogerworks.com/index.php/client-downloads you should download
cockatrice seer
eldritch s.: with deathtouch
Space: hard counter to deathtouch rats
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=386298&type=card
eldritch s.: well the thing is they re like pirate flintlocks
Space: roll call whos here
eldritch s.: one hp
in) awaken to a sunny morning. There s birds chirping outside and shit like tha
t. It s nice.
Mac D.: my deck OC would be a bunch of Christmas Dwarves
eldritch s.: once again, i have a sultai themed deck
http://mtgsalvation.gamepedia.com/Sultai_Brood
Richard Owens opens his eyes and sits up
Space: it d be a planeswalker dued
@seer: oooohohohoho
Richard Owens immediately gets out and begins to meticulously make his bed
Sakura Emiya yawns
Ah, nice smooth blankets and sheets. It s like staying at a good hotel.
Hiram Hegel sits up, in a cold sweat
Richard Owens , when finished making his bed , grabs a toothbrush, towel, and ch
ange of clothes
Hiram Hegel looks to both sides of him
Richard Owens is immediately off to the washroom
Hiram Hegel wipes his forehead and steps out of bed
The pitter-patter of tiny footsteps echoes in the hall...
Sakura Emiya tries to get that precious few more minutes of sleep
Richard Owens: .......
Sakura Emiya but the window...
Richard Owens looks ahead, narrowing his eyes
Sakura Emiya: Ugh... I guess it can t be helped.
Sakura Emiya heads out into the hall
A high-pitched voice calls "Saaaaaaaaaaaaaakuraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!~"
Sakura Emiya: --!
Hiram Hegel quickly makes the bed before walking into the hall
Richard Owens: .....
Wild ILYA appeared!
Hiram Hegel stops
Hiram Hegel: ...
Ilya Emiya stops and looks at Hiram
Ilya Emiya: ...Hey. You seen my sis around here?
Space: tiny
Richard Owens continues his trek in search of the bathroom
Sakura Emiya bumps RIGHT into Richard
Hiram Hegel: ... Who is your sister.
Richard Owens BUNP
Sakura Emiya: Oh! oh, excuse me-Richard Owens backs up a few steps
Richard Owens: Pardon.
glad just to
station or whatever.
It leads into a hall. No one is there, though...
Hiram Hegel: ...
Sakura Emiya: That sounds alright. Let me ask the others, though, okay?
Hiram Hegel: Hm.
Ilya Emiya: Yay! Okay, yeah.
Hiram Hegel takes a step through
eldritch s.: why does she like mcdonalds so much
Ilya Emiya: They still have the Bratz dolls. I just need like, two more and I ll
have the whole set...
Sakura Emiya: That s great, Illya!
Did you see where they went?
Still nobuddy, though there s a window, and oop... it s ajar as well
Ilya Emiya: ...Uh. No?
eldritch s.: "there was a man last time, who played with the pony toys"
Sakura Emiya: ..Hm.
Richard Owens peers in, noticing the window
Richard Owens: ......
Hiram Hegel peers through the window
eldritch s.: i like to imagine
Sakura Emiya: Well, we d better get to looking!
eldritch s.: richard and hiram s actions
are almost in sync
but not quite
Mac D.: i like to imagine they re doing everything with the same blank bored-loo
king expressioon
It s roughly a ten foot drop down into some shrubbery...
Mac D.: http://i.stack.imgur.com/LQ2Pr.jpg
eldritch s. tries to spot any sort of food refuse out there
Ilya Emiya: Okay!
Richard Owens peers out the window over Hiram
Sakura Emiya time to SEARCH
Space: how do rolls work in this game
eldritch s.: roll a d100
Space: rolling 3d20
(
12
+
3
+
9
)
= 24
eldritch s.: it has to roll under your score for the thing you are rolling for
Some shrubs under the window look like they got kinda smushed, but no sign o... W
AIT
eldritch s.: like say
WAIT. There s a granola bar lying near those shrubs...
eldritch s.: hypothtically
my score for this was
fifty
no bonuses or penalties
Richard Owens: ....This thief is bold.
eldritch s.: rolling 1d100
(
76
)
= 76
that was a fail
Mobile L (GM): Finding them should be an eighty, I think
Space: rolling 1d100
(
51
)
= 51
Richard Owens: Should we notify security.
AHA! Those boys are in the hall, gawking out a window or something.
Hiram Hegel: Yes. Someone managed to break into the doors while we were asleep.
Sakura Emiya: ...Oh, there they are!
Richard Owens: Was the door locked.
Sakura Emiya approaches
Ilya Emiya FOLLOWS
Sakura Emiya: Excuse me!
Hiram Hegel: It doesn t matter, it s lucky we weren t killed.
Richard Owens looks over at Sakura
Hiram Hegel stares at the granola bar
Sakura Emiya: Would either of you like to go to McDonald s with us?
Hiram Hegel: No.
Ilya Emiya: ...What? C monnnnnn...
Richard Owens: ...Fast food is not a part of my dietary regiment.
Hiram Hegel: I insist.
Ilya Emiya:
:c
Richard Owens: ......
Ilya Emiya: You guys are no fun.
Hiram Hegel doesn t even look at her
Richard Owens: .......I will come along, but I will not eat.
Ilya Emiya:
Hiram Hegel: ... A ten foot drop, for food...
Ilya Emiya: ...Mmmm kay, I guess that ll work...
Sakura Emiya: ...Well, alright! Hiram, do you want us to bring you anything?
Hiram Hegel: No.
Richard Owens: Be sure to notify security of the break-in while we re gone.
Ilya Emiya looks at Sakura like "these guys are weeeeeird"
Hiram Hegel stares onto the street
Hiram Hegel: I will.
Richard Owens nods and walks up to the girls
Hiram Hegel: THERE- OUT IN THE DARKNESS
A FUGITIVE RUNNING
Richard Owens: Are we Oscar Mike.
Sakura Emiya: Oscar... Mike?
Hiram Hegel: FALLEN FROM GRACE
Ilya Emiya: :?
Hiram Hegel: FAAAAALLLEN FROM GOOOOOOOD
Richard Owens: ....Apologies, Are we going.
Hiram Hegel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KA6q0_cfVA
Ilya Emiya: What s that even like? Did you get inside of it yet?
eldritch s.: "did you get inside of the fucking robot"
Kiritsugu Emiya: ...Hm.
Kiritsugu Emiya nods knowingly
Richard Owens: I have before, yes.
Mac D.: piloting an eva involves swimming in umbilical robot fluids, right
Hiram Hegel: ...
Mobile L (GM): P-much
eldritch s.: LCL
no one knows what it means
Mac D.: how do the pilots not drown
Kiritsugu Emiya: ...Show me to the window, if you would.
eldritch s.: basically
they infuse it with oxygen, or something
Mac D.: o ok
Space: that s actually a thing in real life
breatheable liquids
eldritch s.: there you have it
Mac D.: wow really
n e a t
eldritch s.: if the eva runs out of power, though
eventually you will drown
Space: bill nye voice: science rules
Mac D.: what DOES piloting the EVA feel like
eldritch s.: oh pardon me, i mean mot
Mobile L (GM): You do it with your mind, and the robot feels like an extension o
f your body
eldritch s.: http://www.evageeks.org/ANF-Archive/images/0H6GHS9FT8QK4MGF0S5E2EI4
F-rei_cockpit_side.jpg
Mobile L (GM): If its leg gets hurt, the pain receptors in your leg go off
Kinda like a Stand, I guess
eldritch s.: there are also
those manual controls
which just seem to mean
"pull on these"
things happen
Mobile L (GM): Yep
eldritch s.: i imagine it feels more like just piloting a machine with lower syn
ch ratios?
Mobile L (GM): It probably does
eldritch s.: and more like
natural
with the highter levels
Mac D.: what would it feel like
for a pilot with a synch ratio of 44
Mobile L (GM): Probably like piloting a machine, with some moderate psychic fuck
ery, right?
eldritch s.: there are no concrete answers
oh doesn t lcl smell like blood or something
Mobile L (GM): It does, yeah
eldritch s.: brb
Space: bapck
Richard Owens: .....Well, when you re placed into the cockpit, it fills with flu
id.
Sakura Emiya walks along, humming a tune
Mobile L (GM): ...Ew. Really?
Ilya Emiya: i said that
Richard Owens: Yes. It smells like blood.
him i
Vandal PANT COUGH GASP WHEEZE... COLLAPSE
eldritch s.: "oh, i spend midas funds on this constantly"
Paul diBlartti: ...Hah. You thought you could outrun me, huh?
Kiritsugu Emiya: ...Excuse me, officer.
Richard Owens: I have no interest in any monetary reward. Your money would be mo
re wisely given elsewhere.
Florian Gaffner:
Hiram Hegel: We re taking this man in.
Richard Owens: ....Perhaps a donation to a homeless shelter, or soup kitchen.
Paul diBlartti: ...Huh? Oh geez, was he doing shifty shit outside of the mall, t
oo?
Hiram Hegel: Yes.
He and another one.
Florian Gaffner nods and smiles a kindly old dude smile
Florian Gaffner: ...You re a fine young man, Richard. God bless you.
Hiram Hegel: They broke into a MIDAS facility.
Paul diBlartti: ...Wow, really? Damn, that s...
Hiram Hegel look at him
Paul diBlartti s chubby lil face LIGHTS ON UP
Hiram Hegel: ... I am sure you ll be... rewarded.
Paul diBlartti: ...Hah! I caught a real criminal!
Richard Owens looks at him with the same old blank expression as always
Paul diBlartti: I... I never thought I d see the day...
Richard Owens: It was nothing, sir.
Paul diBlartti wipes a small tear from the corner of his eye
Paul diBlartti: ...But yeah, uh... You re with MIDAS, right?
Hiram Hegel looks to Kiritsugu for non-verbal advice
Richard Owens looks UP AN OVER at Kerry and Hiram
Richard Owens: ......
Richard Owens approaches the two of them with the bag
Kiritsugu Emiya: ...Yes, that s right. If you wouldn t mind, I d like to take hi
m in for questioning.
Richard Owens: I have the food.
Hiram Hegel: Ah, hello, Richard.
Kiritsugu Emiya then notices Richard
Hiram Hegel: Good.
Kiritsugu Emiya: ...Heh. So you do. Good work.
Hiram Hegel: What happened to the other one?
Richard Owens: He ran off. I doubt he s a threat to anyone.
Paul diBlartti: ...He ran off. He was too fast...
Hiram Hegel: He had the nerve to break into a MIDAS facility, that alone is a th
reat.
Richard Owens: We ve recovered the food, at least.
Hiram Hegel: Good.
Paul diBlartti briefly steps off the segway to drag the dude over to Kiritsugu
Richard Owens pulls out a granola bar and starts eating it
Hiram Hegel: ... Maybe we should see if its been tampered with.
Mobile L (GM): Oooooh, well fuck yeah. Any shit you think suitable, slap it on i
n there
God knows we need all the dramatic classical shit we can get
MrEForEccentric (GM): Or well
I guess Benedictus works too
Since it doesn t seem to have Sanctus on here
Mobile L (GM): Actually, I could upload Sanctus
MrEForEccentric (GM): Oh, yes that is an option
Shall I link you the youtube vid?
Mobile L (GM): Do it
MrEForEccentric (GM): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dIOLbwZJDs
Mobile L (GM): Oh fuck yes, that s bitchin
Bout to upload
Ah god dammit, the Soundcloud gestapo autodeleted the track for copyright shit
MrEForEccentric (GM): Damn
http://pre05.deviantart.net/e57d/th/pre/i/2014/170/2/8/david_leatherhoff_by_vict
oriakorzh-d7n2tr3.jpg
Mobile L (GM): Yo
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yayoyayo
What are YOU doing here
eldritch s.: i ve come to find the truth about david cameron
Mobile L (GM): OH JESUS GET THE SHOTGUN
MrEForEccentric (GM): He s an asshat. that s all the truth I need
eldritch s.: he raped a dead pig
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yes
eldritch s.: the mother country has let us all down
letting a man who has sex with dead pigs be pm
MrEForEccentric (GM): We didn t know this before he was PM
Really we should ve kicked him out when we saw that picture of him riding a bicy
cle
Mobile L (GM): I m sure Dubya has done worse at some point
MrEForEccentric (GM): https://chestercycling.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/cameron
-bike-415x4371.jpg
eldritch s.: i saw a picture of him looking like a scooby doo villain
he just looks like a tool on that bike
Mobile L (GM): He does admittedly look like the pigfucking type
eldritch s.: oh yeah by the way those songs i spree-upload to soundcloud, if you
like them, please use them
Mobile L (GM): Ooh, well fuck yeah, thanks
MrEForEccentric (GM): Uni life is pretty quiet so far
I mean
Every day feels incredibly long now
Mobile L (GM): Aw. At least it s not, like, unbearably busy
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yeah
I ll see when
Things actually start proper
Mobile L (GM): Stay strong, G
eldritch s.: the days for me feel very fast but verty busy
Mobile L (GM): Same here, really, or at least lately.
MrEForEccentric (GM): Jesus christ
I can still hear my flatmates
Mobile L (GM): Oh shyit
Sorry, was off talking Icy
She just got home
MrEForEccentric (GM): Fookin party gals
Mobile L (GM): Tell em to shut it and up it
MrEForEccentric (GM): I cannot because social anxiety
Anyhow
I sleep
Mobile L (GM): AND THEN THERE WERE TWO
It isn t stopping
Do you see it
Mobile L (GM): All ya do is let off after holding it awhile
Ooh, well I see that
Now it s gone
MrEForEccentric (GM): When I let go it just goes
But no- I mean
I see one that has gone on without you
Over Shirou
Mobile L (GM): Huh, damn. I don t, so it must be a glitch
MrEForEccentric (GM): I marked it with my own fire
Mobile L (GM): Yep, nothing there for me
MrEForEccentric (GM): Everybody burns
I still like fireball the most
Mobile L (GM): They kool
They ll be fuckin really useful
MrEForEccentric (GM): Refreshed
Is gone now
Mobile L (GM): Yay
MrEForEccentric (GM): But yeah
We can use it to mark attacks
Or something
Its like
Mobile L (GM): And have things EXPLOD colorfully
MrEForEccentric (GM): Go o downtown and I ll show what I mean
Mobile L (GM): Beeb
Misor charges up its attack- each end fires a fiery beam in a prism, combiningshooting out in a deadly beam!
devastation and what-not
Mobile L (GM): errybody dies
Oh gawd it s doing the thing
MrEForEccentric (GM): Is it just holding fire there
Mobile L (GM): Yep. I think it s because of my connection issues
MrEForEccentric (GM): Hmm Yeah
maybe
Just refresh
always sorts it
Mobile L (GM): Yay, that fixed it
MrEForEccentric (GM): Indeeed
But planning
TO THE WHISPERS
Space: flame, dear flame
Mobile L (GM): Hark, an interloper
So cool, innit?
Space: it s fuckin rad
will it be used for explosions
Mobile L (GM): Fuck yes
And like, beams and shit
Space: is there more than just fire
Mobile L (GM): Nah, sadly only fire, but we have our imaginations for the rest
Space: good
Sakura Emiya: die, shirou, die
Sakura Emiya casts a fire ball
Shirou Emiya: ;_;
Sakura Emiya roasts marshmallows over his burning corpse
Sakura Emiya: i
came here for nefarious purposes
rolling 1d20
(
18
)
= 18
gdvfdbgfhngtrfdsfgtg
hgtfrsdgtryh7564567655refdgb
nyhrtfdg
eldritch s.: Maybe again he will be alone
Guess we re equally damaged
Find your name do it all the same equally
Signal when you can t breathe no more
Say you were me then you could see the view
eldritch s.: You ll know we are equally damaged
Don t be a fool, make it easier
You ll learn to say when
Signal if you can t say, "no more"
Don t cross your finger
eldritch s.: Sundays will never change
They keep on coming
You ll be a freak
And I ll keep you company
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Js-XbNj6Tk
Richard Owens: knuckles
i have HIV
Dr. Charalampos Prokopis: are you absolutely sure, tails...?
Richard Owens: yes
Dr. Charalampos Prokopis: oh tails... :,(
Mac D.: why IS richard in a hospital bed
Mobile L (GM): IDK, he got the mumps or some shit
Gonna take a little bit to get shit set up, so hang the tight
Mac D.: no prob
Space: hello
Mobile L (GM): Yoooooo
Space: sound only 4 now
Mobile L (GM): No worries, m8
Still getting shit assembled-ish
Space: well i say sound only but i mean no sound
love these fuggin little sprites
Mobile L (GM): Ain t they cute?
Sakura Emiya: aww yeh
reminder: i am the sniper of the team, yet the most empathetic
i like how all the MOTs are greek mythology
Mobile L (GM): Same, yo
Greece Vs. Carthage
"Medusa": rider-class MOT
Mobile L (GM): Eeheehee
I hope I can make this thing satisfactory tonight, y all
It ll be hella off the cuff
Space: i m approval
what is it
Mobile L (GM): Happenings at school, with a fun surprise
Sakura Emiya: yo, sakura, get in the robot
Mac D.: yo yo
Mobile L (GM): ayy lmao
Should we wait for Eldy Seer?
Getting close to finishing with the setup
Sakura Emiya: i say, we wait
Mobile L (GM): I am in agreeance
Space: https://40.media.tumblr.com/66fe319d8a2ea6e3cc92eacfc2fc8db1/tumblr_nyjs3
rSiS31rp62tgo1_540.jpg
Mobile L (GM): Pictured: Chris
Space: https://49.media.tumblr.com/6ae47c394f9589c54e1119a1843b8d10/tumblr_nyb07
7nx8X1tlsxv1o1_400.gif when we get everyone together for a roll20
Mac D.: have we considered adding a fourth adeva
Space: i m against it
scheduling hell
Mobile L (GM): Three will do
Mac D.: aiight
i keep seeing people complain about linkle in hyrule warriors and i m just like
http://snag.gy/VbZOS.jpg
Mobile L (GM): Eehee
Mac D.: i thought you all wanted girl link i mean you never shut up about it
Space: i am in the good parts of the internet
Mobile L (GM): People can never be satisfied with anything
Space: as i have only seen "linkle is cool" and rad fanart of the same
Mac D.: good good
i immerse myself in swamps
Space: don t bog yourself down
Mobile L (GM): You will be shot for that
Mac D.: full of crybabies who are like "ugh ms. male why can t it have replaced
regular link this design is TRASH compared to my master-crafted fanart"
Space: getting mired in all this internet discourse
Mac D.: in more uplifting news kingdoms of amalur for pc is fun
Space: i got gta san andreas and modded it to have fate/stay night characters as
npcs and its the msot fun ive had in my life
Mac D.: you freak of nature
Space: you haven t lived until you ve seen illya smoking a blunt and cocking a 9
mm
Mobile L (GM): eldyyyyy where u at boi
I steadily become more and more almost ready
Space: readiness intensifies
Mac D.: lesgoooooooooooo
Mobile L (GM): Just a couple final touches...!
Lemme run to the restroom real quick, then I am legit 5real starting this bitch
Space: https://jakubrozalski.artstation.com/
Mobile L (GM): Duuuuude that s sick
ALRIGHT ARE YOU SUCKAS READY
Space: no
(yes i am)
Mac D.: YE
Mobile L (GM): HOOOOKAY GET REDDY
Mac D.: seer s not ready
Mobile L (GM): Oop, frick
Shall we proceed or wait more?
Mac D.: gunther what the fuck are you doing in this universe
Space: look
it s theresa
Gnther Glazkov: shhhh, don t tell nobody... heh
Space: and it s
and it s
Mac D.: gabby what the fuck are you doing in this universe
Space: g i l a i s t h e r e
Mac D.: forrest wtf are you doing in this universe
Gabby Tran: frick off
Mac D.: it feels very weird having sprites and avatars on this map
Space: a bizarre mishmash
look at the gman
Mobile L (GM): I was too time-strapped to make sprites for erryone
Space: holy shit it s oda nobunaga
Mr. Milk: So, um... a whole, um... a whole big bunch of you are P-Pilots for the
, um... the MIDAS thing... Right?
Richard Owens raises his hand, slightly
Sakura Emiya raises her hand proudly
Mr. Milk: ...Y-yes, um, Mister... Ohoh dear, where d I putwhere d I put the roster
...?
...O-oh, and um, and you...
...Hold on, um...
Richard Owens: Permission to speak, Sir.
Mr. Milk fumbles through his papers like an idiot
Sakura Emiya: ...?
Mr. Milk: G-go ahead, um, mister... uhhh... Owens! E-eheh, there, I found it...
Richard Owens: That is correct, Sir.
Mr. Milk: And, and you, Miss Emiya... Go ahead.
Sakura Emiya: Sir, there s only three of us!
Mr. Milk: O-okay, good, um... Sorry, it s I forgot my, um, my coffee...
Richard Owens: Would you like me to retrieve coffee, Sir.
Mr. Milk: ...O-oh, um, really...? Eheh, um... oh my... Thenthen who are...?
...O-oh...? Um... S-sure...? That d be, um, that d be real nice... i-if that s o
kay with you...
Richard Owens: Yes, Sir
Hal Hightower raises a hand
Richard Owens gets up from his desk and makes his way to the teacher s lounge
Mr. Milk: ...U-uh... Yes, um, Mister... Hightower?
Richard, on his way out, sees some INTERESTING PEOPLE congregated in the hall...
Richard Owens side-eyes them as he walks down the hall
Hal Hightower: Well, sir she is correct, in that they are the only ones from MIDA
S. But
Hal Hightower is v v british
...that gummint man is eyeing you, sonny...
Sakura Emiya: ...??
Richard Owens: .....
Richard Owens walkaaaaaaaan
Space: hup we re heading out
back in some time, no need 2 wait up
Mac D.: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hal Hightower: I myself, and some of my fellow students, are from different facti
ons.
Mac D. shoots everyone
Mobile L (GM): aww, okay...
Is cool, we can SOLO IT for now
Ricky boi hears some soft, Chilean-accented speaking coming from that room he ju
st passed. Maybe THIS is the fabled teacher s lounge...?
Mobile L (GM): ELDYYY AYY
Richard Owens: ...
Richard Owens approaches.....THE LOUNGE
eldritch s.: oh
paul di blartti
and mr milk
or should i say
mr milf
oh hey theresa
eldritch s.: gunth
gab
Gustavo Fring is talking on his phone... CHILEANLY
eldritch s.: gila
lots of gs
Mobile L (GM): G squad
Richard Owens fuckin brs
Gustavo Fring looks over his CHILEAN shoulder at Richard
Hiram Hegel silently sits at his desk, hands clasped
Richard Owens has no intent to interrupt him and heads right to the coffee machi
ne
Hiram Hegel: g-man
Gustavo Fring: Ah, gracias, gracias... Que usted tenga un buen da, Seor Salamanca.
Adios.
Gustavo Fring BIP
Gustavo Fring: ...Why hello there!
Gustavo Fring smiles warmly
Mac D.: is soraiya showing up
Mobile L (GM): no
Richard Owens: Sir.
Mac D.: she should
Mr. Milk: ...O-oh, so um... notnot just MIDAS, then, but all the, um... thethe DAS
es...?
Hal Hightower NOD
Hal Hightower: That is correct, Sir!
Gustavo Fring: May I help you with something?
Mr. Milk: O-oh, um, cuz it didn t say on the... w-wait...
Mr. Milk SQUINTS at the roster
Hiram Hegel: what have i missed
Mr. Milk: ...O-oh...! Oh, oh dear, um, silly... silly me...
Mobile L (GM): They s getting oriented and Rick is getting Milk a coffee
Richard Owens: I m retrieving coffee for my teacher, Sir.
Mobile L (GM): First day of skool
Gustavo Fring: ...Oh! Eheh, well goodness, that s certainly very chivalrous of y
ou.
...Here, the machine is right over here in the corner.
Gustavo Fring pls pretend it is
Richard Owens: Thank you, Sir.
Mr. Milk: So, um... so yes, uh... all the Pilots are here, and um... Um, justjust
the MIDAS ones will be staying, but it s, um... it s orientation time, s-so we
can all meet each other, and... uhhh... and...
Richard Owens walks right over and STARTS THAT SHIT UP
Gustavo Fring smiles fondly as he makes the caf
Hiram Hegel silently stares at Mr. milk
Gustavo Fring: ...Hm, so. While we re here, I may as well introduce myself. I am
Gustavo Fring, the economics teacher here, but you may call me Gus.
Richard Owens: ......
Understood, Sir.
Mr. Milk: ...U-um... Uhhh... Soso, um, we ll be talking about safety today...
Becausebecause it s important for, uh... for the Pilots here...
Gustavo Fring: ...And who would you be, son?
Gustavo Fring goes ahead and makes himself a coffee too
Richard Owens: Richard Owens, Sir
MOT Pilot, First Class.
Hiram Hegel leans back in his chair
Gustavo Fring: Ah! I had a feeling you were a Pilot. An honor, Richard, and welc
ome to Syracuse. I hope your service here goes well.
Hiram Hegel "How hard is it to grasp safety?"
Gustavo Fring extends a hand for the SHAKE
Richard Owens side-eyes the outstretched hand
Richard Owens: .....
Richard Owens turns to shake it
Mr. Milk: S-so let s, um... Let me just get the projector, u-uh, going...
eldritch s.: gabby would be a very asuka pilot i think
Richard Owens his grip is firm and mechanical
Hiram Hegel is just dead silent and stoic
Gustavo Fring s grip is hecka businesslike... though also sorta mechanical... h
m...
Gustavo Fring: ...Well. I don t want to keep you for too long, lest you miss out
on the lesson. You have a good day, Richard, and I look forward to seeing you i
n my class.
Richard Owens: Thank you, Sir.
Richard Owens goes to retrieve the coffee he has brewed
Gustavo Fring smile-nods to him as he leaves
Hiram Hegel: gustavo
reminds me
of the man
from ambition
not the terrorist
Richard Owens watches him go for a brief moment, and then walks out and heads fo
r the class
Mr. Milk fucks with the shit needed to get the projector down
Hiram Hegel: but the husband
Mobile L (GM): Eehee
Hiram Hegel: just his face
Government Man: .........
Hiram Hegel observes if he needs help
Richard Owens walks back in with a cuppa coffee
eldritch s.: g-man
...I tried to wear skinny jeans last year. But I could never... pull them off.
eldritch s.: "i m a magus"
Gnther Glazkov expectant smile
Hiram Hegel: ...
Hiram Hegel realizes that was a joke
Hiram Hegel is vaguely amused
Hiram Hegel doesn t show it
Gnther Glazkov:
the basi
tips:
and fall
finished
l of the people you re around. There s pickpockets here in Syracuse, and worse..
.
- Don t forget to lock your dorm room during the night and aft
...HOLY SHIT WHO IS THAT COMING IN YO ROOM GUYS????
Sakura Emiya: ...??
Richard Owens: ...
Richard Owens looks over
SHE HAS THE GUMMINT MAN HOSTAGE OH SNAP... SHE HAS HIM AT... MUSKET POINT...!
Richard Owens: .....
A Fucking Crazy Woman: AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA... HAAAAAAAA!
Richard Owens BAD TIMES
A Fucking Crazy Woman: FOOOOOOLISH CHILDREN!
Sakura Emiya: ...U-uhm?!
Government Man: ...Un... hhhhand me...!
Richard Owens: .....
A Fucking Crazy Woman: NEVER. I HAVE COME IN THE NAME OF MY COUNTRY AND ALL THAT
IS DARK AND SINISTER... to conquer this classroom...!
for I...
IIIIIIII AM
Richard Owens: .....
A Fucking Crazy Woman DRAMATIC POINT TO SELF
Richard Owens side-eyes Hiram
A Fucking Crazy Woman: ODA. NOBUNAGA! DEMON KING.
Mac D.: seeeer
Government Man: ...There will be... mmrgh... complicayyyshunsssss if you do not.
.. turn loose of me... thissssssss instant
Florian continues to prattle on in the vidya and... oh snap, it s his kitty post
er...
Florian Gaffner: ...Always remember to hang in there, kitty! Heheh... Ahhh, god,
what fun...
Sakura Emiya: ...Oda... Nobunaga?
Sakura Emiya stands up
Richard Owens looks over at Sakura standing up
Sakura Emiya: You -- you can t be Oda Nobunaga! He s dead!
A Fucking Crazy Woman: THAT IS RIGHT, FOOLISH GIRL...
...well, wait. The second bit isn t...
Sakura Emiya: A-and not a, uh... not a woman?
Richard Owens: .......
A Fucking Crazy Woman: BECAUSE I AM HERE, AM I NOT.
A Fucking Crazy Woman throws back her head and has a hearty laugh-cackle
Richard Owens is scanning the room for an opportune way to diffused the situatio
n
A Fucking Crazy Woman: AAAAAAA... HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW... HAWWWWWW!
Richard Owens: rolling 1d100
(
62
)
= 62
...ey yo... paul diblartti has a taser...
Richard Owens: .......
Sakura Emiya: W-whatever you re trying to do here, this isn t the way! Please!
Mr. Milk: O-oh dear, oh dear...!
51
)
= 51
Richard Owens waiting.....waiting for an opportune moment.....
A Fucking Crazy Woman: WILL YOU PIPE DOWN SO I CAN TELL YOU ALREADY?!
A Fucking Crazy Woman is ANGER
A Fucking Crazy Woman: ALL OF YOU... WHO ARE OF THE... "RELIGULOUS" PERSUASION..
. STEP UP TO THE FRONT OF THE ROOM...!
FOR IT IS TIME... IT IS TIME TO DO A... purge...
Sakura Emiya: N-- that-- that s not even what the historical Oda nobunaga did!!
Richard Owens hold.....hold....HOLD.....
Richard Owens: rolling 1d100
(
22
)
= 22
A Fucking Crazy Woman: EAT MY MUSKET, YOU LITTLE SCUMS, WHO S THE BOSS HERE?!
Hiram Hegel: sorry i was having dinner
...the time... is now... the place... IS HERE... go, Ricky, go and be the hero..
.
Mobile L (GM): no worries
Richard Owens go-time
Hiram Hegel: i feel a little out of sync with this
Sakura Emiya: A-a leader only has authority if the people give them that authori
ty!
Richard Owens quickly moves out of his chair and goes to CQC the gun from the wo
man
A Fucking Crazy Woman: AND ALL OF YOU WORTHLESS COWARDS WILL GIVE IT TO MEEEEEE w
hhey!!!
Space: he fails and is shot in the face
Mac D.: farewell richard you will be missed
roll?
A Fucking Crazy Woman: do it boi
Hiram Hegel: i do not understand what is happenning
Space: oda nobunaga is taking over the classroom
Richard Owens: rolling 1d100
(
72
)
= 72
Mobile L (GM): Uhp, apologies. Yes
Hiram Hegel just stares at thi
Hiram Hegel looks at the rest of the student body
Hiram Hegel: Are you all insane?
Do something.
Richard tries his best, but gets an Oda Kneebunaga to the gut!
A Fucking Crazy Woman: ...FOOOOOLISH BOY!
Richard Owens: ..!!
Sakura Emiya: Y-you need to let them go, ma am!
Tejan El-Amin: ...Wh... Okay, um...!
Tejan El-Amin fuckin throws a book at Nobu
Space: brf for like 5 seconds
the cafeteria
kid...
not suddenly falling asleep, a lack of sufficien
detriment to focus and cognitive abilties.
Theresa Fuentes: Cool! I, uh, I kinda figured, with how quick you guys responded
to the crazy guys, y know?
Hiram Hegel: is that an innuendo
Theresa Fuentes is mildly unnerved by Rick, but ain t letting it on
Hiram Hegel nods
Richard Owens: It was fortunate that the situation was resolved without incident
.
Theresa Fuentes: I know, right? That coulda gone south fast.
Hiram Hegel: south of the border where you belong, bitch, all hail trump
Sakura Emiya: It was very lucky everything went okay.
Richard Owens: Does this school typically have an issue with break-ins.
Hiram Hegel: ...
Theresa Fuentes: ...Not really...? This was, um... the first I saw of anything q
uite like that.
Richard Owens: I see.
Theresa Fuentes: ...Heh, that guy who restrained the crazy lady, that was my bro
, Guille.
Sakura Emiya: Oh! That s him over there?
Richard Owens: An increase in security would likely be a good course of action.
Theresa Fuentes: Yeah, that s him! Oye, Guille! C mon, come say hello to the MID
AS crew!
Guillermo Fuentes: ?
Sakura Emiya waves at him
Sakura Emiya: Hello!
Guillermo Fuentes clumsily shuffles over and nods a bit
Hiram Hegel is silently getting more nervous
Guillermo Fuentes: Hello.
Richard Owens looks at Guillermo, with those eyes
Hiram Hegel "It s getting more unpredictable. Shit shit shit fucking ass."
Richard Owens the eyes of a trained slayer of men
Guillermo Fuentes: ......
Hiram Hegel: Hello.
Sakura Emiya tries to look warm and welcoming
Hiram Hegel: It is nice to meet you.
Guillermo Fuentes: It is, um... Good to meet you all, yes.
Richard Owens: Hello. I am told you are Theresa s brother.
Sakura Emiya: I m Sakura, and this is Hiram, and that s Richard...
Guillermo Fuentes: ...Oh, oh yes. Yes, I am... Good to meet you.
Guillermo Fuentes smiles nervously
Theresa Fuentes: Heh! I told em about how it was you who grappled that psycho.
Isn t he a natural?
Theresa Fuentes playfully nudges bro
Hiram Hegel: That was impressive.
Richard Owens: Your swiftness in incapacitating the gunman is commendable.
Have you received training.
Sakura Emiya: Yeah, definitely! Good job, Guille!
Hiram Hegel: Thanks for taking initiative.
Sakura Emiya smiles
Guillermo Fuentes: U-um, thank you... No, I... I have not, but I was part of a m
iddle-school wrestling team back in, um... back in Mxico.
Hiram Hegel: If this happen again, it might serve you well.
Guillermo Fuentes ah... fond memories of grappling people tinier than myself...
Guillermo Fuentes: ...Heh. I do hope it does not, though.
Hiram Hegel: Strange times.
Theresa Fuentes: They ve gotta put some damn padlocks on the nuthouse door, don
t they? Geez louise...
Richard Owens: Does the insane asylum here have lackluster security.
Sakura Emiya: Honestly, I... I thought it was kind of... exciting!
Oda Nobunaga...
It s a nice change of pace!
Hiram Hegel "Exciting...? How dull must she see life."
Theresa Fuentes: I guess it does... Ehhh, yeah, but that s enough excitement to
last me a month. Gawd bless...
Richard Owens: Someone could have been grievously injured.
Hiram Hegel ponders the possibility of Sakura being some kind of nihilistic deat
h-seeker
Hiram Hegel: ...
Guillermo Fuentes:
Hiram Hegel: Our lives are dangerous enough with Furies.
Sakura Emiya has the exact look of someone who d suppress that deeply
Hiram Hegel mentally ear-marks that idea
Sakura Emiya: We haven t had to fight any yet, right?
Theresa Fuentes: True... Hoo man...
Sakura Emiya: Oh! Are you guys pilots as well?
Hiram Hegel was aout to say "I m thankful for that" but doesn t say it
Hiram Hegel: ...
Hiram Hegel knows that s the reason he exists
Hiram Hegel shoves that train of throught into the back of his mind for now
Hiram Hegel: ...
Theresa Fuentes: ...Uh, no... Least, not yet. We re reserves.
Guillermo Fuentes nod nod nods
Hiram Hegel: In case one of us
Richard Owens: Do you have any
Guillermo Fuentes: ...Yes... I
Sakura Emiya: Well, let s hope
Richard Owens actually has a twinge of irritation on his face for like half a se
cond
Guillermo Fuentes: ...And if... if it ever gets difficult, and you need someone
to speak to, we are here.
Hiram Hegel: Thank you.
Sakura Emiya takes note of this, but doesn t press the advantage
Theresa Fuentes nod nod nod
Sakura Emiya: Oh... that s very kind of you!
Richard Owens: .....
Hiram Hegel: ...
The same is true for you.
Richard Owens: Understood, Thank you for offering.
Theresa Fuentes: Yeah! We re glad to help you guys, any way we can... Heh, we re
already playin support for SAIDAS over there, since hablamos espaol.
Sakura Emiya: SAIDAS?
Theresa Fuentes: Oh, no trouble at all!
...Yeah, uh... That table behind you? That s them.
Sakura Emiya: Oh!
Sakura Emiya waves at them
Iria Matos gives a sleepy wave
Richard Owens: ....
Richard Owens sits there as Sakura leans around him
Sakura Emiya: They seem nice.
Hiram Hegel: I hope they enjoy Sicily.
It is a wonderful place.
Theresa Fuentes: ...Hee. Iria there, her Spanish is pretty good, even though she
s Brazilian. Makes it easy for me, since I don t know a lick of Portuguese.
Guillermo Fuentes: Yes... I quite like Italy...
Richard Owens fucking BRS
Iria Matos HUE HUE HUE
Hiram Hegel nods
Sakura Emiya: It s very nice here, isn t it? The weather and all...
Space: does adeva have an Anime ED yet
Hiram Hegel has presumably seen nothing but Sicily in person in all his life
Guillermo Fuentes: I like the warm climate.
Mobile L (GM): I... am UNSURE if it do
Space: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHg9PJc1Nds i cordially suggest
Mobile L (GM): It s got an OP, but I forgot
Richard Owens sits there all like like "is lunch over yet"
Hiram Hegel: ...
Richard Owens: ...
Hiram Hegel: What about you, Richard.
Mobile L (GM): I like this alreddy
Richard Owens: ...?
Hiram Hegel: How was your last night.
Space: the lyrics fit
Sakura Emiya: Where are you two from, anyways?
Theresa Fuentes: We re from Mxico! Zacatecas, to be exact.
Sakura Emiya: Oh, cool! I m from Japan, which - you probably guessed, hehe...
Hiram Hegel understands that nothing he says will rectify this writing
Hiram Hegel: I wish to know what will happen next.
Hiram Hegel does actually want to know how deep the rabbit hole goes
Hiram Hegel is content not being roasted by the sun
Hiram Hegel or burned by salt
Space: salty
Mac D.: hiram has slug dna
i could listen to this forever
Hiram Hegel: yes
he does
that s canon
to splice him they had to use some slug
and that s why he can t touch salt
Mac D.: so he s picollo
Hiram Hegel: and why his sweat is slightly more viscous
and why he has a subcutaneous layer of slime
and why he s generally cold and clammy
Mac D.: and why instead of a tongue he has a radula
Hiram Hegel: and why he eats birdshit
and has eyestalks
Mobile L (GM): BBBBACK
Illya Emiya: No, silly, she s a horse!
Richard Owens patiently awaits for his question to be answered
Richard Owens: I see.
How does she apply toenail polish to her hooves, then.
Illya Emiya:
Illya Emiya puts a finger to her chin
Illya Emiya: ...Unicorn magic.
Hiram Hegel: She clasps it between the hoof parts.
Illya Emiya: :D
Richard Owens: It would be best to specify that in the passage.
Illya Emiya: ...Ooh, yeah, kay!
Richard Owens: The way it s written now makes it difficult for the reader to und
erstand how she can paint her hooves.
Illya Emiya marks up her own personal manuscript
Hiram Hegel takes it back out, planning to use it for shade
Illya Emiya: Right, right. And beauty tips, that stuff s important.
Richard Owens: You could, alternatively, rename the coloring to something more e
quine, so that the reader associates it with horses and not people.
"Horsehoof polish."
Illya Emiya: Ooooooh! I love it.
Illya Emiya SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE
Sakura Emiya is really glad that Richard is being constructive and nice about th
is
Hiram Hegel uses the thing to shade himself and stands out of the shade
Sakura Emiya fully expected at least one of these two to just destroy her
Richard Owens: I could read this over the day, and return to you with a more con
cise critique, if you d like.
Illya Emiya: Sure, yeah! Gotta get this thing ready for Scholastic, huh?
Hiram Hegel has the shiny Gendo glasses so people can never tell where he s look
ing (and also because he has photosensitivity"
Hiram Hegel walks to her
Richard Owens decides it would be a more advantageous position should she fall
Hiram Hegel doesn t it
Richard Owens walks over and HAS A SIT
Hiram Hegel: richard slips
and fall
Sakura Emiya: Do you guys like your, uh... gelato?
Hiram Hegel: s
Mac D.: twilight town music go
Illya Emiya: It s GREAT!
Illya Emiya THUMBS UP
Space: and if you fall
Mac D.: hiram slowmo fall
Space: you will fall
from a height
most men
will never
reach
Arnaud Abandonato sighs gently and savors his confection
Richard Owens: Is yours satisfactory.
Arnaud Abandonato: Yes, it s good... Tony always does a bang-up job...
Richard Owens: And you two.
Tony mama-mias happily and twirls his mustache
Richard Owens looks at Sak and Hiram
Arnaud Abandonato:
Sakura Emiya: gelato is the lilim s greatest cultural achievement
It s great!
Mac D.: he climbs back up
dripping, sopping wet
Hiram Hegel: fuck you people
i fell and you didn t give a shit
Hiram Hegel eats his gelato
Arnaud Abandonato: you re expendable, boi
Richard Owens: im tryna put the moves on don t fuck this up
Sakura Emiya pushes him back down slug fuck
Hiram Hegel looks down at the water below
Hiram Hegel: I ve lived here for my whole life.
The blue, Sicilian sky is reflected in its clear depths... Gosh, it s nice out..
.
Hiram Hegel has never seen this part of town
Richard Owens: Have you never seen this part of town.
Just has that quaint, sleepy air about it... Very Italian...
Hiram Hegel test tube baby
Hiram Hegel: I have never stopped to appreciate it.
Sakura Emiya: It s a lot slower here than in Japan.
It s more relaxed.
Richard Owens literally nothing is out of place, you could swear the floor tiles
were alphabetized
Richard Owens: yeah they real flowers
Mobile L (GM): Greenthumb Owens
Hiram Hegel notes that he cares for flowers
Sakura Emiya: Okay, um...
Richard Owens stands where he is, looking at Sakura
Hiram Hegel: how about you become brownthumb owens ;)
Sakura Emiya: Me and Shirou, we re both... adopted.
Richard Owens: ......I see.
From different families?
Sakura Emiya: There was this fire in our home town, and, I mean...
There s -- not really any way of knowing.
It was a big fire.
Richard Owens: ....
Hiram Hegel: the music i supplied
Sakura Emiya: That s just background, anyways.
He s...
Hiram Hegel: a rapist
Richard Owens: a cannibal
Shirou Emiya: a cool guy
Hiram Hegel: she s a real cannibal shia labeouff
Sakura Emiya tries to figure out how to word this
Sakura Emiya: ...Pretty much always looked at me like you d look at someone you
have a crush on.
Richard Owens: .......
Sakura Emiya: He hasn t ever said anything about it.
Hiram Hegel: if fuyui burned down, adeva would happen
Richard Owens: So you think he lusts after you.
Sakura Emiya looks shocked
Hiram Hegel: "you think he wants to ravish you like an animal"
Sakura Emiya: Y-you don t have to say it like that...
Hiram Hegel is just very passive
Richard Owens: you think he wants to stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey
....I apologize.
Hiram Hegel: "do you think he would perform a dirty sanchez, sakura, this is imp
ortant"
Shirou Emiya: I WANNA BE THE BONE OF YOUR SWORD BBY
>:)
:-)!!!!!!!
Sakura Emiya: Yeah.
Richard Owens: is he an ass man or a titty man
Hiram Hegel: yeah he would
"what is the size of his genitals"
Shirou Emiya: DEFENSELESS ANUS
AAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Richard Owens: does he give good cunnilingus
Sakura Emiya: :c
Hiram Hegel just passively listens
eldritch s.: see because
you said he was from hoboken
Richard Owens: .......Is he....persistent in wanting to be with you.
eldritch s.: i just hear him as a more severe, serious crit1kal
it s not happening
milquetoast
piece of huan garbage
Shirou Emiya: ...What, you haven t read Frankenstein? Figured it was required re
ading, even in Murrica.
Richard Owens: I ve never gotten around to it. I hope to, eventually.
Were you referencing something.
Shirou Emiya: S a good book, really fucked up, though... And yep.
Victor has an adoptive sister, too.
...Ah!
Richard Owens: I see.
Shirou Emiya snaps his fingers
Richard Owens: .....?
Shirou Emiya: Elizabeth. That was her name.
Richard Owens: ...Ah, alright.
.....Has it ever been.....odd.
Shirou Emiya: ...Most British name ever or most British name ever? Keheheheh.
...Odd how?
"Agamemnon": "do you want to have sex with your sister"
Richard Owens: You know, growing up with a sister you weren t actually related t
o.
Shirou Emiya: ...Ehhh... M not related to Illya, either, but she s just like an
y other loud little kid.
...I dunno. Maybe.
"Agamemnon": oh no
not illya too
Richard Owens: What do you mean.
Space: nooooo...
Shirou Emiya: Well, depends on what you think odd means. You re the guy who gave
me that word.
Mobile L (GM): Nah, he s not a pedo
Even Shirou don t go there
"Agamemnon": shirou needs gazorpazorp field to bring him down a few notches
Mobile L (GM): Totes
"Agamemnon": *gazorpazorpfield
Richard Owens: ....It s difficult to be blunt about this sort of thing, but...Yo
u know, growing up so close to a girl who s not related to you.
Mobile L (GM): Force him to make enchiladas
Shirou Emiya: ...Well. Doesn t help that she s such a looker, does it?
Sakura Emiya: :<
"Agamemnon": he starts screaming "oppai"
Richard Owens: ....True. It must be difficult.
Shirou Emiya: I mean, like... assuming you re being forthright about the whole n
ot being a homo business... You saw er.
She s fuckin gorgeous... And...
Shirou Emiya: ...Oh, it s... pretty fuckin hard, y know. S pretty goddamn hard
...
Space: innuendo
Shirou Emiya kehehehes softly
"Agamemnon": there we go
Richard Owens: ...Amen. It s getting dark, so I should probably start heading ba
ck.
"Agamemnon": he said something disgusting
all is back to normal
Shirou Emiya: ...Sure, alright. Was good talkin to you, man... I think I was wr
ong about you.
"Agamemnon": sakura involuntarily shudders, despite not hearing it
she just knows something is wrong
Richard Owens: I m glad to have the chance to speak with you, Shirou. I ll see y
ou at school tomorrow.
Shirou Emiya: ...Cool. Peace out, my gaijin bro.
Richard Owens nods
Richard Owens: ...Yeah, peace.
Space: social link formed
Richard Owens starts making his way back to the dorm
Shirou Emiya does the fuckin devil horns and gives a mischievous nod as he leav
es
Richard Owens strides into the dorm, lookin
SERIOUS
Richard Owens: I
*I ll see what I can do.
Hiram Hegel nods
Hiram Hegel: Thank you, Richard.
Mobile L (GM): He is slugboi
Richard Owens: ....
...Thank you.
Hiram Hegel: Good night.
Hiram Hegel steps into his room and locks the door
Richard Owens: ......
Mobile L (GM): Can we hang up when they go to sleeps? I am become the sleepy mys
elf.
Space: what about the valued post-game discuss
Richard Owens , now alone, undoes his tie slightly and lets loose a heavy sigh
Mobile L (GM): Ah yes, we will have that as well
But after that I must pass out, hard
Hiram Hegel: richard s way of unwinding
loosening his tie
Mobile L (GM): I wanna hug all these damn kids already, god dammit
Richard Owens starts walking back to his room to water his babies and prepare fo
r bed
Space: what does richard think about this whole situation
Mobile L (GM): It s gonna be hard putting them through hell...
Space: do it
Mac D.: "building an effective team dynamic is hard"
Mobile L (GM): You done good, kid
Space: where did hiram fuck up i missed it
Mobile L (GM): He accidentally let on that his earliest memory was looking on MO
Ts
Space: hahahaha
eldritch s.: he is now afraid for his life
because richard shows he has good recall
Mobile L (GM): Poor child
eldritch s.: and if he digs too deep
things might get bad
Space: yay, my ED choice was chosen...!
sakura, despite being statistically the most empathetic, has no idea about these
interpersonal conflicts and is afraid of her adopted brother
Mobile L (GM): Poor girl
Mac D.: the irony
Mobile L (GM): SO WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT EVANGELIONS ROBOT SO FAR
Mac D.: SESH TOMORROW?
Space: i LOVE IT
Mobile L (GM): Mebbe... mebbe
eldritch s.: i want it
is this session canon
Mobile L (GM): Assuming I have the time, I will do my best to make it happen
eldritch s.: i am of the understanding the session in the mall was not
Mobile L (GM): I m gonna see if Oliver Tree allows it
It would make things easy
eldritch s.: https://soundcloud.com/eldy-seer/glittering-constellations-sakura-w
ars-so-long-my-love
Space: i hope it s canon
ANIME ANTICS GO HERE
eldritch s.: that s just a song
Mobile L (GM): I will do my best to make at least 80% of it canon
Mobile L (GM): I think Hiram sounds like a higher-pitched Pilot Red Sun
Mac D.: like dende because he s a slug boy
"Medusa": B/
Shirou Emiya: ehehehehehehe....
"Heracles": B|
"Medusa" stomps on shirou
Mobile L (GM): Okay, I am sleepy as fuck and need to crash
Mac D.: go
Space: nite nite
Mac D.: die a peaceful deat
Mobile L (GM): Thank you all, I love you, hope for tomorrow. G night
Space: fuckin cash as hell sesh
you know it feels good when before
you weren t sure on how to write a chaacter
but there s a point when it just clicks
Mac D.: fuck yes i do
feels good to get back into the groove of richard after such a hiatus playing as
him
eldritch s.: i tried to differentiate hiram s brand of emotionally stundted stoc
ism from richard s
Space: it works
Mac D.: you did a great job meng
Space: i have high hopes for this evangelion roll0
eldritch s.: i m trying to a fighty music for hiram
browsing my likes on soundclouds
Sakura Emiya: they re here
outside of my room
watching
Gustavo Fring: ayyy lmao
Mr. Milk: my, um... my sprite is pretty... pretty beige...
"Medusa" stomps on him
Mr. Milk: ...o-oh my... i m, um... i died...
oh dear...
Sakura Emiya: i am, it seems, exactly as tall as gunther
Gnther Glazkov: damn my shitty gaijin genes, making me short...
Sakura Emiya: theresa is taller
Theresa Fuentes: finally not tiny for once B)
Sakura Emiya: fuggin robot
Theresa Fuentes: beep boop, betch
Sakura Emiya: fuckin attack of the giant gila monter over here is hueg
Guillermo Fuentes: errything is too goddamn tiny
Sakura Emiya: you are the size of my worshing machine
Space: mrs minty
Mrs. Minty: HELLO THERE, MY LITTLE LOVELIES
I HOPE YOU LIKE BIOCHEMISTRY AS MUCH AS I LIKE TEA COZIES
Sakura Emiya: ...ehehehe......
Sakura Emiya kill me now, she thinks
Mrs. Minty: WE RE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT PRIONS
Space: sakura is a lot of fun i think
shes the person who is nice to everyone, but not genuinely close to anyone
Mobile L (GM): I fuckin love her so far. I can see the littlest bit of FG Sak g
leaming through, and it gives me a big ol smile
I wanna hug her so bad
Space: it ll be fun when she has a breakdown
Mobile L (GM): Ohhhh yes
All these damn kids are gonna have a breakdown
Even maybe the NPCs
hello duff
Mac D.: does mobile know about my presence in distant lights yet
Mobile L (GM): Well, I know now, don t I?
Mac D.: what about my character
Elias Fontain de la Tour Dauterive
Space: redneck samurai
Mobile L (GM): Oh fuck a frenchie
eldritch s.: creole
Mac D.: creole
Mobile L (GM): Oh fuck a cajun
eldritch s.: he comes from sweetgrass dixieland
Mac D.: distant descendent of one Billiam Fontain de la Tour Dauterive
Mobile L (GM): Does he know how to make a kickass low-country boil?
Mac D.: you bet he does
Mobile L (GM): Fuck yes
Mac D.: unfortunately he has no one to share it with because all his friends and
family are dead
Mobile L (GM): Awww
eldritch s.: oh wow
they broken in
o ,eamt tp say
Mac D.: he lives in a quarantined garden district
eldritch s.: they broke in
Sakura Emiya: it s a raid
they re storming the bastille
eldritch s.: but they broken in works too
Mac D.: he used to have quite the circle of friends
Heath Hill
the charismatic, fast-talking propane salesman
Don Gribble
the hardboiled law enforcement officer
and Boomhaur
Mobile L (GM): Ohhhh my gawwwd!
Space: jesus christ
Mobile L (GM): Beautiful
Hiram Hegel: what time is it in evaland
Mobile L (GM): It ll prolly be morning again once I start up
You guys cool for more skle?
Hiram Hegel: sure
Sakura Emiya is sleeping on top of the television apparently
Mobile L (GM): Sakura no
Mac D.: will olive be absent agayn
Hiram Hegel lies in his bed, eyes wide open
Mobile L (GM): Sadly he shall, but that just means balls to the wall, anything g
oes
uhp, not yet ya sillies
Gotta sprite a couple more fools
Richard Owens is going through his morning exercise routine
Richard Owens: HANDSOMELY shirtless
Space: let the people do morning routine shenanigans to placate them
Hiram Hegel: the dead body in his room
Space: so i can finish my math homework quick
Mobile L (GM): Yus, this works for me
Space: *spanish
Mobile L (GM): Spitball while I finish up
Richard Owens HUP HO HOO HAH
Mobile L (GM): I cannot go for as late, FYI, because I feel half-dead from last
night s bender
Richard Owens NO PAIN NO GAIN
Mac D.: drink caffeine
Mobile L (GM): I did... :,<
Mac D.: splash yourself with ice-cold water
Space: wuss
Mobile L (GM): fuk y all
Mac D.: stand outside naked for a while
Hiram Hegel slowly gets out of bed
Space: that s what duff does in the winter
Hiram Hegel: ...
Mac D.: unfortunately my eighty-six layers of fat makes the attempt in vain
Space: just hibernate for the winter
Hiram Hegel tries to remember what he dreamed about
Mac D.: that s what i do actually
Hiram Hegel: do androids dream of electric sheep
Richard Owens is doing push-ups like a motherfucker
Sakura Emiya slumbers in her room
Hiram Hegel can t remember
Hiram Hegel puts on his clothes
Richard Owens FEEL THE BURRRRN
Hiram Hegel presumably after showering
Space: no bathrooms in here
or
he gets his own bathrroom
Hiram Hegel: golden showering
Space: holy shit why does hiram get his own bathroom
unfair
Mac D.: richard doesn t need to pee
he has trained his body to process waste into raw energy
Hiram Hegel: no i think that was established to be a walk-in closet
which is still unfair
Space: just give hiram his own bathroom so he doesnt get slime everywhere
Hiram Hegel: but you know what
he lives here
this is his life
sakura at least came from a house
Richard Owens accidentally knocks some books from his bookshelf during his routi
ne, making NOISE
Hiram Hegel: and owen came from the us of a
Sakura Emiya: i m the most normal fucker here
Hiram Hegel: hiram was born here
Sakura Emiya: " born "
Hiram Hegel: prokopis squeezed him out of his own btt
Hiram Hegel sits on his bed for a bit, all dressed up
Hiram Hegel: ...
Richard Owens: ....
Space: http://thespacephantom.tumblr.com/post/134232463020/the-pietriarchy-how-d
id-this-happen
Mobile L (GM): I GOT THIS FEELING LIKE MY VEINS ARE FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT GASO
LINE
Mac D.: s a good quote
Mobile L (GM): Quite
Richard Owens: Yes.
I assume it was built to accomodate more than three pilots.
Gnther Glazkov: So it seems. Do you play musical chairs with all the rooms or wha
t.
Heh.
Space: love this song
Richard Owens: No, we simply claimed rooms.
Richard Owens is wondering what is taking that girl so long
Gnther Glazkov: ...Hm. But if you ever got bored of one room, you could theoretic
ally just put all your stuff in another.
Sakura Emiya is singing in he shower
Sakura Emiya: *the
Sakura Emiya you can hear her from here
Space: i m going to roll for how good the singing is
Richard Owens: I suppose, yes.
Gnther Glazkov: ...Eheheheh. Does she take requests.
Space: what stat would it be
(empathyyy)
Mobile L (GM): EMPATHYYYY
Richard Owens: Focus on holding it in, please.
Sakura Emiya: rolling 1d100
(
64
)
= 64
Space: 50 + 41
[50 + 41]
91
so i have to get lower than 91 to succeed on an empathy roll?
Mac D.: i believe that s how it works yes
Space: fuck yes
Mac D.: it could be half your score that s the actual bonus i m unsure
Mobile L (GM): Sakura is fuckin pop idol
Daaaamn, Sakura, going all Disney Princess up in this bitch!
Gnther Glazkov: Oh, I am... Hehehehehehahaha, oh my god...!
Richard Owens: .....
Sakura Emiya: I DREAMED a DREAM of times gone byyyYYYYYYY
Gnther Glazkov: Areare you sure she s a Pilot and not an American Idol auditioner?
Ehehehe...
Richard Owens: .....
Richard Owens pinches the bridge of his nose like "great i have to deal with ano
ther stalker"
Gnther Glazkov: ...Hey. Why the long face. I m just trying to take our collective
minds off of the realities of the now.
Richard Owens: .....Wait here.
Gnther Glazkov: ...Very well. Mm.
Richard Owens walks over to the bathroom door and knock-knock-knocks
Sakura Emiya: But life has killed the dream I-Who is it?
bout toaster strudels, that is. God knows we could always use more of that in th
ese strange days.
Richard Owens: ....
Sakura Emiya: Yes, definitely!
Gnther Glazkov slowly ambles for the door, moving with eerie grace for such a lar
dass
Space: the shadow of him still remains
Richard Owens: ...
Gnther Glazkov: exactly according to keikaku. kehehehahahahaha...!
...Well. Goodbye, then, and I will see you at school.
Gnther Glazkov slips out the door
Sakura Emiya: Goodbye!
...He sure is a character, isn t it?
Richard Owens: ...Yes.
Sakura Emiya: Well, things are definitely more lively with people like him aroun
d, wouldn t you say?
Gnther Glazkov is glad you think that... :,)
HOLY SHIT ANOTHER KOCKLE KNOCKLE AT THE DOOR. IS IT SHIROU NOW???
Richard Owens: ...?
Richard Owens looks over and goes to get the door
It s...........
Gabby Tran: ...Hi, um. Frickin ... Do I got the wrong house? Is Sakura here?
Sakura Emiya: ...Oh!
Richard Owens: ....
Richard Owens nods
Richard Owens: She s here.
Sakura Emiya: Hello!
Richard Owens: ...
Richard Owens steps back
Gabby Tran: ...Oh, thank frick, I didn t wanna have walk any other places... Fri
ckin need to break these dang shoes in.
...Um, hi, yeah, I m friends with your sister, Illya.
Sakura Emiya: Oh! That s right, she s mentioned you before. Your name is Gabby,
isn t it?
Gabby Tran: Yep! Yeah, that s me. Good to finally meetcha, and, um.. and stuff.
Sakura Emiya: You can come in, if you want. We were just finishing breakfast...
Gabby Tran: Oh. Uh, sure, thanks...
Gabby Tran looks up at RICHARD as she walks in
Gabby Tran is veddy small and veddy veddy asian
Richard Owens: .....
Richard Owens has cold, frightening eyes
Gabby Tran: .......
Gabby Tran uhhhh... frickle frackle...
Richard Owens: ...
Sakura Emiya: This is Richard. Richard Owens, he s another pilot.
Richard Owens: ...Hello.
Space: he is risen, he is risen indeed
Gabby Tran: ...Oh. Uhm... Hey, yeah. Good to meetcha also...?
Mac D.: IS
IS IT HE
IS IT TRULY HE
Gabby Tran: ...So, uhm. I was gonna bring this by Illya s place, but I think she
was already gone or somethin ...
Probably went with her dad for breakfast...
Mac D.: i ve never been more happy to see a canadian
Gabby Tran: i m canadian too you fricker
Richard Owens: ...
Sakura Emiya: What is it you have?
Gabby Tran: ...But like, anyway. Grandma and Grandpa said that it s okay if I go
see Pride and Prejudice, and I got a ticket, buuuut...
...I actually didn t get a ticket, I got two tickets! Nyeheheheh.
Richard Owens: ....
Gabby Tran: ...So, um... so your sister can come, if she s able.
Gabby Tran eeeegh... scary frickin guy
Richard Owens: ...
Richard Owens OOGA BOOGA MISTER AMERICA S COMIN TO EAT YOU
Hiram Hegel: my eyes
Gabby Tran eeeeeep...!
Sakura Emiya: Well, I ll definitely be sure to tell her.
Hiram Hegel: i got cinnamon powder in my eyes
Gabby Tran: ahahaha fricker
Space: oh jesus
Mac D.: is that why you died
Hiram Hegel: no i got pulled into a shopping trip
what s even going on
Mac D.: oh ok
Mobile L (GM): They re HAVING A BREKFUSS before SKUUL
Mac D.: we ve been stalling for time in the vain hope that you would return to u
s
Gabby Tran: Okay, cool! And here s the ticket.
Gabby Tran gives it Sak
Richard Owens: ...
Sakura Emiya takes it
Hiram Hegel was presumably looking for his flashlight or something
Hiram Hegel exits his room
Sakura Emiya: Alright, thank you for stopping by!
Sakura Emiya bows
Richard Owens: We will see that this gets to Illya.
Space: just imagine richard saying that
Gabby Tran: Sure, okay, and um... thanks also. See you guys at school.
Space: in the most determined voice
staring down at gabby
Hiram Hegel: ...
Space: "...We will see that this gets to Illya."
Richard Owens: it is fucking go-time do you hear me you little shit
Hiram Hegel looks at this, silent
Space: dramatic music plays
Sakura Emiya: Be seeing you!
Gabby Tran waves and smiles dorkily and scurries out the door
Sakura Emiya: fuckkin midget...
Mrs. Minty just looks like she wants to be your auntie really really bad
Richard Owens: ...
Hiram Hegel is not enthused
Mrs. Minty: As for attendance! Since this is an upper-level course, it s importa
nt that all you sweet little duckies come in regularly and on time!
Sakura Emiya is gonna try her best to soldier through this class
Mrs. Minty: But of course, life has its ways of tripping you up, and some of you
will probably get the flu, or the mumps, or the vapors!
Sakura Emiya: or we ll suffer horiffic mental breakdowns
Mrs. Minty: In that case, all you have to do is bring me a doctor s note, and I
ll excuse your absence and let you make up missed assignments and exams!
Hiram Hegel doesn t care much for any of this
Mrs. Minty smiles warmly
Richard Owens: ...
Hiram Hegel: ...
Mrs. Minty: Alllllright, my petite eclairs, if we re all caught up and ready to
put our thinking caps on...
Hiram Hegel: ...
Mrs. Minty: Get out your textbooks and turn to page
There is a very loud, very antiquated sounding phone ringing noise.
Mrs. Minty: ...Ohhhhh my frosted socks!~ It s my cellular going off again! Wait
tight, my little angels, I ll be back in two shakes of a lamb s tail!
Mrs. Minty gets out her massive, outdated by 2005-standards phone and leaves the
room
her empathy is 41
Hiram Hegel: you have tol roll udner yoru skill number
Space: so to succeed, it has to be 41 or lower
Mac D.: yes
Mobile L (GM): Yes
Mac D.: well
it depends on how tough the task is, in the GM S opinion
Mobile L (GM): And I could be a dickhole and say she d need to get under 50 beca
use it s a crackhead
Mac D.: if it was a brainless task for example, she could add +30 to the target
number
Space: adding numbers makes it easier, taking numbers away makes it harder
Mobile L (GM): Ah, yes
So that d be more "get it under 32" if I was being a dickhole
Mac D.: man we haven t even dealt with skills in our chargen yet have we
Mobile L (GM): Nope
Space hisses
Space: olive.......................
Mac D.: it will have to be done eventually
that son of a bitch and his essay hell
Gnther Glazkov is sloooowly nodding off, even though he allegedly had more than o
ne espresso
Richard Owens: ....
Sakura Emiya: ...
Richard Owens looks back at Sakura briefly
Sakura Emiya well if he s doing it, it s okay if you do too
Sakura Emiya yawns again
Richard Owens: ........
Gabby Tran stares at Hiram from her seat
Richard Owens looks back to the front of the class
Iria Matos is still mirin the Richard
Richard Owens: ......
Hiram Hegel looks at her from the corner of his eye
Gabby Tran mostly just seems befuddled by his shades
Space: he deflected her gaze
Iria Matos just can t help it with these Americans, man...
Richard Owens pays attention in class HANDSOMELY
Sakura Emiya lies her head down on the desk... just for a seond...
Richard Owens: ....
Iria Matos ...Mm... dreamy...
Richard Owens looks back at Sakura again
Hiram Hegel keeps sonefaced
Sakura Emiya: .........
Richard Owens: ....
Mobile L (GM): Gone for just a moment more, gonna slip into some PJs
Hiram Hegel: intelligence score
Sakura Emiya: i m the ;east smart
Mac D.: richard is stronger and faster than both of you
Sakura Emiya: i m th
the most empathetic
Richard Owens: yeah empathy s really gonna help us win the regional basketball g
ame, sakura
thanks
Hiram Hegel: hiram has a better synch ratio
Sakura Emiya: i m how we ll get public support and funding
Richard Owens: yeah well i m immune to fear
Sakura Emiya: i can sing
can you sing
Richard Owens: can you sing when you re scared
Sakura Emiya: yes
Richard Owens: BOO
Sakura Emiya: im a sniper
Richard Owens: i m the juggernaut
Sakura Emiya: bitch
Richard Owens: that s right
Mr. Milk: ...Um... So.
Cancan anyone, um... as a refresher... tell me what amino acids do...?
Mr. Milk shuffles his papers nervously
Sakura Emiya is about as unsure as Mr. Milk
Mr. Milk: ...Um... A-anyone...?
It... it doesn t have to, um... spot-on, just, um... just your best guess...?
Richard Owens: ....
Richard Owens military education DON T FAIL ME NOW
Richard Owens: rolling 1d100
(
57
)
= 57
Mac D.: i still love this after all these years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNd8IcmxMd0
Mobile L (GM): I don t care what anyone says, Be Kind Rewind was genuis
Ummmm... SHIT, Richard, it was like... uhhh... the powerhouse of the cell...?
Mac D.: https://youtu.be/aNd8IcmxMd0?t=3m
Richard Owens: ......
Mobile L (GM): Ahahahaha
Richard Owens does not feel confident in his military education
Richard Owens stays quiet
Mr. Milk: ..........
Mr. Milk god, why have you not struck me dead...?
Mr. Milk is my necktie long enough for me to hang myself here and now...?
Mr. Milk ...the ceiling is, um... so high up, though...
Mr. Milk:
Richard Owens: .....
Gnther Glazkov raises his hand
Mr. Milk: ...Y-yes, um... M-Mister Glazkov...?
Gnther Glazkov: They were invented by Swiss chemist Albert Hofmann in 1938 and la
ter popularized as the drug of choice during the countercultural movement in Ame
rica during the 1960s.
Sakura Emiya: ...?
Sakura Emiya doesn t get it
Mr. Milk: ...Um... Uhhh... I think... I think that s, um... that s the wrong kin
d of a-acid, Mister Glazkov...
Richard Owens: ....
Gnther Glazkov: ...Heh. At least I tried.
Mr. Milk: ...Um...
...Let me just...
Mr. Milk sighs defeatedly and looks down at his own copy of the textbook
Hiram Hegel: i m back
Mr. Milk: ...A-amino acids are, um... the building blocks of proteins...
And, um... proteins are... the building blocks of the... the other stuff needed
for life, so... so amino acids are pretty important...
Richard Owens: ...
Richard Owens LEARNING
Mr. Milk: ...N-now, um, according to figure 1.6, the essential amino aci
RRRRRING, that is the bell.
Sakura Emiya oh thank god
Mr. Milk: ...Oh... Um...
Hiram Hegel stands up and walks out
Mr. Milk: ...Uh... Everyone gets, um... ten points for Mrs. Minty s grand-niece.
..
G-goodbye...
Hiram Hegel: ten points to gryffindor
Richard Owens: ....
Richard Owens gets outta there
Sakura Emiya gets up to leave
Sakura Emiya: Gunther?
Gnther Glazkov: Hm?
Sakura Emiya: What was that you mentioned about the countercultural movement>
?
Gnther Glazkov: ...Oh. I was trying to be a smartass about the "acid" bit of amin
o acids.
Richard Owens: ....
Sakura Emiya: ...Oh! Oh, I get it!
Gnther Glazkov: ...Heh! Eheheh, good, good...
Hiram Hegel begins heading to next thing
ERRYBODY HEADS TO... another course that is to be determined because I am a lazy
buttface, but then timeskip to LONCHE.
Richard Owens waits for Sak to be done exchanging meth lab tips with Gunth
Sakura Emiya: gunth we need to cook
Gnther Glazkov: yeah, bitch
Mac D.: WHAT S ON THE MENU TODAY, NARRATO
TODAY S ESPECIALE ITALIANO IS... burgers. They felt American today, it seems.
Richard Owens: oh good
the meat of my people
Hiram Hegel does not partake in the burg
table
Richard Owens keeps a wayward eye on Shirou, still listening to the other tables
Gustavo Fring: ...Good afternoon, children. Is the meal to your satisfaction?
Richard Owens: ...
Richard Owens nods
Sakura Emiya: ...Oh, yes, it is!
Hiram Hegel: Yes.
eldritch s.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rmUq1a4VG4 jon is sak, grimbo is g
rimbo
Mac D.: sakky is HONGRY
sakky is HONGRY
Gustavo Fring: Good, excellent. I see you re trying out my salad.
I haven t made that recipe in forever, so I wanted to be sure I hadn t gotten ru
sty. Ehahah...
Sakura Emiya: grimbo lives another day
eldritch s. nods
eldritch s.: whatever
Hiram Hegel nods
Gustavo Fring http://i.imgur.com/P7vXm.jpg
Richard Owens: ....
Gustavo Fring: Very good. Can t keep myself busy enough with the teaching, so so
metimes I have to subject you all to my cooking... If all goes right next week,
I ll whip up a big batch of my famous stew.
Richard Owens turns his tertiary attention on the Hue-Squad over here
Nicoletta Kistner is impassionedly filling the others in on the Minty thing, and
Iria is helping
Richard Owens: .....
to it.
Hiram Hegel intends to go to the arcade but i m talking present tense
Richard Owens eats burg
Sakura Emiya: Do the teachers know?
Hiram Hegel: ...
Tell me about your training.
Richard Owens: ...?
Richard Owens swallows and looks at him
Richard Owens: ...Training....Do you mean my exercise routine.
Gnther Glazkov: Sure. Assuming they read my documents, which I probably wouldn t
bother with if I were them.
Heh.
Hiram Hegel: Yes.
We were interrupted last time we talked baout it.
Sakura Emiya: There s no need to sell yourself short like that, Gunther.
Gnther Glazkov sleepily chomps his burger
Richard Owens: ..It is a typical series of physical conditioning repetitions, an
d stretches.
Gnther Glazkov: ...Eheh. Mm... The sentiment is appreciated, Miss Emiya.
Hiram Hegel maybe I could learn some tricks from him
Richard Owens: It also involves weight-lifting, but my room unfortunately does n
ot have weights, and I have not thought to purchase any as of yet.
Gnther Glazkov nom... nom...
Richard Owens: I make do by using my couch.
Hiram Hegel: I see...
Hiram Hegel "MIO DIO"
Sakura Emiya smiles at him
Sakura Emiya: We were going to visit the arcade later today, do you want to come
with?
Hiram Hegel: I...
Gnther Glazkov: ...Sure. I go by there on occasion anyway. Don t challenge me to
skiball, though, unless you would like to have your life ruined. Heh.
Richard Owens: During weekends, I also do multi-kilometer runs.
Hiram Hegel: ...
I was wondering if you could...
Richard Owens: Ten every morning is my goal, but if I am suffering from illness
or an injury, eight is acceptable.
...?
Sakura Emiya: ?
Richard Owens: Yes.
Sakura Emiya: Why is that?
Hiram Hegel: Assist me in, well, creating a morning routine like your own.
Richard Owens: AhSpace: richard: 100 PUSHUPS, 100 SITUPS, 100SQUATS, AND 10 KM RUNNING
EVERY SINGLE DAY
Richard Owens: ...Have you any experience with physical conditioning before.
Hiram Hegel: has he
i d assume like some amount
Gnther Glazkov: I destroy anyone and everyone at skiball. I don t even intend to,
it just sort of happens.
Space: he probably wouldn t need overmuch
if hes meant to pilot an eva
Mac D.: you re altering the target line based on percieved difficulty right mobi
le
Mobile L (GM): I, um... I have not. But I will.
I can subtract, yes?
Mac D.: and add
Mobile L (GM): Gotcha. Good it goes both ways.
Mac D.: so like say if you decided this would be an easy thing for him to do
you might add ten or twenty to the target line so it becomes 42/52
or if it was a super tough thing for him to reasonably do it d be something like
22/12
Mobile L (GM): Ahhhh, yes. Makes sense, many thank
eldritch s.: https://youtu.be/9rmUq1a4VG4?t=17 shirou
Mobile L (GM): Let s just say it was hard, though, because he is an asocial fuck
Space: what s the skill roll to get duff to like hamilton the musical
Mac D.: 1
Mobile L (GM): And roll with a d1000
Hiram Hegel: ...
The boy, he seems to have some kind of dominance.
Richard Owens: Any theories.
Space: rolling 1d1000
(
864
)
= 864
Hiram Hegel: ...
Space: damn
Mac D.: it was worth a try
Space: duff what would you have done
if i got 1
DUFF STILL DOES NOT LIKE YOUR GAY BROADWAY MUSICALS
Mac D.: you met the target line and still would have failed
Hiram Hegel: Logically, the girl would be on the bottom of the hierarchy, she s
timid, and would likely fall there.
Space: what if i got 0
Hiram Hegel: Shirou is then middling.
Richard Owens: ...I see.
Hiram Hegel: He s blatantly picking his nose.
DUFF WILL NEVER LIKE YOUR GAY BROADWAY MUSICALS
Hiram Hegel: So their social contract is obvious very liberal.
Space: pls...
Mac D.: oh i like broadway musicals
i just don t like SHITTY ONES
Hiram Hegel: just not that one
Gnther Glazkov just seems really content and hasn t even finished his burg
Space: ;-;;
Sakura Emiya: ...Oh, Gunther, are you going to finish that?
Richard Owens: It could be that they simply have no one else.
Hiram Hegel: glutton
Gnther Glazkov: ...Oh. I suppose I must. Heh. I nearly forgot it.
Richard Owens: And are together more out of obligation than anything.
Gnther Glazkov NOM... nom... nom
Hiram Hegel: It s possible.
Richard Owens has long since finished his borgor
Sakura Emiya mildly disappointed but easily hides it
Richard Owens: god you fat bitch
you racist
David and Timoti are David and Timoti.
Space: no look at them
theyre obviously rich
Mobile L (GM): prepz
not goff
Hiram Hegel: ...
There is nothing else to observe.
Mac D.: bottom right girl looks like a cockney orphan what are YOU smoking
Space: wut
She s welsh, give her a break
Mac D.: i guess all white people just gotta be rich HUH SPACE
OHHHHH SHIT IT IS TIME FOR YOUR NEXT CLASS WHICH REALLY MEANS IT S TIME FOR TIME
SKIP and ah fuck I wish I had an arcade map...
Space: she doesnt look white
Hiram Hegel goes about his day, WATCHING Rich
Mobile L (GM): She s welsh, are you BLIND>>>>
Mac D.: she s shaded by her big hair you god damn racist
like holy shit space i can t BELIEVE you
Space: yall are smelly
that s what i think
Mobile L (GM): das raciss, your raciss
Mac D.: maybe see the painting of human suffering in color palette OTHER than mo
nochrome for once in your fucking life HUH
Space: take a shower lately
Mac D.: this morning
Mobile L (GM): racialism
judgin me by da color of me skin
Richard Owens goes through the school day doing his school work and paying atten
tion dutifully
Mobile L (GM): Hup, BEERB while I put my babby dogs to bed
Wow nobody said anything
Space: doin math homework
Mobile L (GM): Let me seeeee if I can find an arcade map real quicklay
Mac D.: my cat s just sittin in my tub for some reason
went to the bathroom and turned on the lights and she was just sitting there sta
ring at me like "hai"
Mobile L (GM): awwww
Cats are goofy
Okay, I found an isometric doohickle
But it has ICKY HUMENS all over it
Could I bribe you to pretend they aren t there/are patrons?
Mac D.: bribe accepted
Mobile L (GM): YUSSS
One moment
Hurrrrrf hold on a sec, it is being DIFFICULT
wait warmly
Space: im so cold
Mobile L (GM): son of beesh
Fuckin tging is being an anus
Mac D.: be strong
Mobile L (GM): fffffff
Okay
It refuses to upload
Space: pls do not die mobiel
Mobile L (GM): I am gonna come out and go back in and see if I can force it to t
ake
If I cannot
)
= 5
oop, fuk
Mac D.: clearly she also skateboard
*skateboards
Space: just multiply it by 5
Hiram Hegel looks out of the corner of his eye, sees that Rich has moved
Hiram Hegel: 25
Mobile L (GM): Under the 50 I had planned, so is GOOT
HOLY HELL... She is shhhhhredding.
Richard Owens: ...
...and workin that butt
Hiram Hegel: how freudian can we get
Richard Owens is impressed....by her skill at the game, assuming she also skateb
oards in real life
SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH YOU RICHARD SHE WANTS TO SHAG YOU IN BED
Yeh, she probably skates.
Hiram Hegel: it s freud
Richard Owens wonder why she s posing after every ollie though.....
Richard Owens self-imposed challenge, perhaps. She seems like a confident woman.
Elise Giles: ...Yes... I, um... I like the quiet better... But is okay...
Hiram Hegel: ...
Gnther Glazkov:
Hiram Hegel quietly considers his options
Gnther Glazkov fuckin falls asleep halfway to Daytona USA
Hiram Hegel: ...
Yes, it is.
Sakura Emiya: --Oh.
Hiram Hegel: I don t play many games, myself.
Sakura Emiya is not sure what to do with narcoleptics like this
Sakura Emiya just kind of settles for
Iria Matos intentionally dies so she can see HER BOY have a go
Richard Owens: Do you skate?
Sakura Emiya kneeling down and prodding at him
Iria Matos: Oh, yeah, a little bit. Mostly when I was youngers. I was part of a
little... Well, can you rightly call a buncha skater kids a gang?
Hiram Hegel: oh i see i
misread something
Space: iria matos
Richard Owens: It depends on what you did.
Space: iria matou
Hiram Hegel: i thought sakura s thing was
Richard Owens gets on that skateboard
Hiram Hegel: "doesn t know what to do with NARCOTICS like this"
Space: oh mu god
Richard Owens alright, private......time to live forever.....time.......to SKATE
Iria Matos: Just your standard mischievous kid stuff. We shredded the favelas up
.
(
64
)
= 64
Elise Giles: Oh... Oh my God, you are a natural...
...Eeheeheeee...
Iria Matos: rolling 1d100
(
63
)
= 63
Hiram Hegel: That s... good.
Gnther Glazkov: rolling 1d100
(
62
)
= 62
Sakura Emiya: rolling 1d100
(
24
)
= 24
Hiram Hegel: It is a good sign for my piloting.
Mac D.: tokyo drift
SAKURA... you are leaving these clowns in the dust, holy god.
Sakura Emiya: B/
Sakura Emiya is actually kind of surprised
Richard Owens: .......
Sakura Emiya keeps doing what she s doing
Elise Giles: Um... Oh, p-probably...? It is... it is very amazing, the control y
ou have over the marble...
Richard Owens tightens his grip on the wheel....he has failed TOO MANY TIMES ton
ight to crash and burn now....!
C MON, TRY TO TAKE IT BACK... DESTINY IS IN YOUR HANDS
Richard Owens BROOM BROOOOOOOOOOOM
Richard Owens: rolling 1d100
(
72
)
= 72
Iria Matos: Ahahaha, wow, I dread the day I get my lisence.
rolling 1d100
(
96
)
= 96
Iria Matos fuckin gets stuck on an obstacle
Iria Matos: Awwww fuck. Mhmhmhmhm!~
Sakura Emiya: rolling 1d100
(
3
)
= 3
Gnther Glazkov: rolling 1d100
(
81
)
= 81
Mac D.: unstoppable
Space: pllay a song from the redline ost
Richard Owens: .........
Gnther Glazkov: ...Heh...
Hiram Hegel: I would like to see how you do.
Sakura Emiya grins
Richard Owens: ......
Elise Giles: ...Eeheehee, what, i-in the game or in the cockpit?
FINAL LAP... CAN YOU TAKE IT BACK... CAN YOU
Hiram Hegel: In the game.
Elise Giles: Oh, I am... I practice much, but my fingers do not always cooperate
with me...
Ere, let me...
Hiram Hegel: bby i ll get into your cockpit
Richard Owens grits his teeth beneath his closed lips.....and tries to unleash t
he Eurobeat within...!!
Elise Giles: o-oh i am not that kinda grill
Richard Owens: rolling 1d100
(
98
)
= 98
Hiram Hegel: buy some deck sealent
Richard Owens: ..............
Sakura Emiya: rolling 1d100
(
61
)
= 61
Elise Giles TRIES HER HAND
Elise Giles: rolling 1d100
(
4
)
= 4
Hiram Hegel: holy
fucking
shit
...Damn... She HAS practiced.
Mac D.: elise is the queen of the underground arcade circuit i can tell already
Iria Matos: rolling 1d100
(
44
)
= 44
Hiram Hegel: ...
Sakura Emiya: wheres that soundbyte
Gnther Glazkov: rolling 1d100
(
70
)
= 70
Sakura Emiya: of the guy going
Iria Matos wants to HUG richard about now but feels it d be too much
Richard Owens: ...I need to spend more time here.
Elise Giles: ...O-oh, really...? Um... That... II got lucky, I think...
Richard Owens hops out of his seat
Sakura Emiya tries to nudge Gunther to wake him up
Iria Matos: You oughtta. And you did great, y know... I mean, for a first-timer.
...Damn, though, can t get over how you did at Bubble Bobble.
Richard Owens: I
Hiram Hegel: I doubt it.
Richard Owens: *I m convinced it was a stroke of good luck.
Gnther Glazkov: ?
...did I win...
Richard Owens s eyes wander over to the street fighter 2 cabinet
Hiram Hegel: Let me try now that I no longer have beginner s luck...
Richard Owens: .....
Sakura Emiya: No, you fell asleep at the wheel.
Hiram Hegel gives it another shot
Hiram Hegel: rolling 1d100
(
29
)
= 29
Iria Matos: Oh man, but what luck it was! I mean, holy hell, eighty solid rounds
.
Richard Owens: I ll need to try for all one hundred next time.....What game is t
hat.
Richard Owens POINTS
Iria Matos: ?
Iria Matos LOOKS
It gets tougher, but ol Hegel has STILL GOT IT
Elise Giles: I... I really love this one...
Richard Owens is pointing across the arcade at street fightan too
Iria Matos: ...Heyyyy. Now there s something rip-snortin enough for ya.
Richard Owens: ...?
(
40
)
= 40
Sakura Emiya ride or die. you ride. or you die.
Richard Owens nods and steps the fuck up
Sakura Emiya: rolling 1d100
(
71
)
= 71
yo i am gonna pass out right at one, a ight
Hiram Hegel: it s getting
harder
and harder
Mac D.: UNDERSTOOD
Space: same
i really need to sleep at 12 but this is 2fun
Shit, um... Marble Madness gets insane tuff later on. You tried, but you died.
Space: @hiram: well it s simple
all this hardcore gaming is wearing out their weak constitution
Richard Owens slots in his shekel and cycles through the characters
Government Man: I... quite enjoy the opportunity to take... control of a mute, f
aceless avatar... cause it to... do my will...
Space: pick vega
Hiram Hegel: ...
Impressive.
Space: vega s the coolest
Richard Owens , ever the patriot, picks Guile
Space: god damn you
Government Man gets Zangief
Space: IS IT EAST VERSUS WEST
OR MAN AGAINST MAN
Mac D.: shit he plays grapplers
Space: CAN ANY NATION STAND
ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
IT S A BURNING HEART
JUST ABOUT TOOOOOOO BURST
Mac D.: he s gonna churn butter like a motherfucker isn t her
Government Man: ...Working at the government is... boring, sometimessss... Video
games... they help. To ease. The monotony.
Richard Owens: .....I agree, they re enjoyable.
eldritch s.: and then
it is revealed
g-man is this world s version of keel lorenz
Government Man: ...Now... Let usssss see... if you are able to... endure... my g
rapple onslaught...
Mac D.: guile s theme on standby
Richard Owens: ....
Richard Owens nods and gets ready to FIGHT
Elise Giles: ...You see what I mean, though... don t you? It... It just makes yo
u forget...
GO RICK GO G-MAN
Richard Owens: rolling 1d100
(
47
)
= 47
Government Man: rolling 1d100
(
91
)
= 91
Space: he doesnt know how to fighters
...Oh... That old snake is kinda... kinda rusty... He hisses with every blow Ric
k lands.
Gnther Glazkov: rolling 1d100
(
4
)
= 4
Gnther Glazkov HOLY SHIT GUNTH HOLY SHIT
Mac D.: https://soundcloud.com/submundomental/super-street-fighter-2-guiles
Government Man: Hssssssssssssss...
Sakura Emiya: ...!!?!??!???!??!!?!
Richard Owens is laser-focused on the game, hitting buttons and making subtle mo
vements with lightning precision
That fucking Swede is OWNING YOU Sak you gotta do something
Richard Owens is REMEMBERING THE BASICS OF CQC
Hiram Hegel: Yes...
It does.
Government Man is just addled from the weakness of his morning s coffee
Hiram Hegel: Thank you, Elise.
Sakura Emiya RIDE OR DIE SAK
Sakura Emiya YOU RIDE
Sakura Emiya OR YOU DIE
Sakura Emiya: rolling 1d100
(
95
)
= 95
Space: she dies
Elise Giles: ...Mhm... And... And thank you, Hiram... I enjoyed.
Mac D.: magic s gone
Gnther Glazkov: rolling 1d100
(
80
)
= 80
Richard Owens SONIC BOOM
Gnther Glazkov starts to get fatigued, but Sakura is still STRUGGLING
Government Man: Hsssssssssss...!
Government Man tries to STEP IT UP. Roll, Rick
50
)
= 50
Mac D.: he teleports rich to the tekken tournament
Hiram Hegel: to outworld
Mac D.: to defeat shao khan
Hiram Hegel: g-man is shao khan
...The old man tries his best... But it is no use. Richard is a natural. He s in
his element... He is... a Street Fighter. And G-Man... must go home and be a fa
mily man.
Government Man: ...Hssssssssigh.
Richard Owens: ....
Richard Owens lets go of the joystick
Richard Owens: ...Good game.
Government Man mechanically wipes the sweat from his brow and steps back
Government Man: ...Yesssss... Valiantly... fought.
Hiram Hegel: looey: "okay asshole, you re going to jail now."
Richard Owens nods
Richard Owens: Thank you, sir.
Hiram Hegel: looey: "no pedophiles allowed in wonderland"
Government Man: The pleasssssure... is all mine... young man.
Mac D.: adeva subplot where richard goes to EVO y/n
Hiram Hegel: he tazes him
what is evo
Government Man: what is evo
Gnther Glazkov: rolling 1d100
(
7
)
= 7
Hiram Hegel: it doesn t exist anyway, the world is still in shambles, remember
Space: fighting game toruney
Mac D.: ....it s....it s the biggest fighting game tournament in the world.....c
mon guys, f real.....
Space: even i know what itis
Mobile L (GM): Ah
Hiram Hegel: my point still stands
Mobile L (GM): We will see
Mac D.: it s like the super bowl of fighting games you lumps
Space: also i did something cool, want to see
Mac D.: yes
Government Man: ...You know, you...
Hiram Hegel: no
Space: http://thespacephantom.tumblr.com/post/134253439835/draw-mine-instead
Richard Owens: ....?
Space: https://40.media.tumblr.com/63a1461dbe6dbac8e3cbd2de36f3d3c5/tumblr_inlin
e_nym8eq41OW1r1nkm5_540.png full size
Government Man: fabulous
...mayhave a future... in government work...
Mac D.: i love the phrase "six string samurai"
Richard Owens: ....
....I
*I ll consider it, Sir. But my duty as a MOT pilot comes first.
Government Man: ...Of courssssse... Perhaps. Down the line... When you are grown.
..
Richard Owens: Perhaps. Thank you for offering, Sir.
Owens nobody...
Owens: ......
Glazkov: Eheheh. That is what possums do, in nature, isn t it? They ll jus
I m diseased.
...Thank you.
Sakura Emiya: Thank you too! Tonight was fun.
Richard Owens begins to grow nervous
Gnther Glazkov: ...Heh. Perhaps we can make this a regular-ish thing... Goodnight
, Miss Emiya.
Richard Owens: ......
Gnther Glazkov heads on into his sketchy little condo
Sakura Emiya: Goodnight!
Sakura Emiya starts walking home herself
The night is clear and quiet. Even with the ambient city lights, you can see a w
ealth of stars.
Richard Owens: ....
...You re going to have to Pilot soon. No telling when, but the idle life of a c
arefree youngster will melt away all too fast.
Sakura Emiya likes this a lot
Sakura Emiya can t really see the stars in her hometown at night
Sakura Emiya: ...
Sakura Emiya thinks that she s going to be okay with this
Sakura Emiya is okay with a lot of things
Richard Owens curses himself for not remembering to ask for her number again
Sakura Emiya takes a moment to stop and enjoy the cool night air
Richard Owens: .....
...That kind of attitude works for some. Sometimes it is better to accept harsh
realities rather than fight them...
...But you d best get home and in bed so you don t hate yourself tomorrow. Gawd,
you are TIRED...
Hans, run
It s the Mobile Leprechaun
Mobile L (GM): NYEHEHEHEHEHE
Behold our roster
So, as you can see, a colorful assortment
Fawkes M.: Yus, it looks great
Whose MOT is Herc?
Mobile L (GM): That s Rick s
Arcaids
Fawkes M.: Fan-cee
Iria Matos: hello yes i wanna have sex with rick
Fawkes M.: Oh hai, Illya
(I know it s not Illya)
Iria Matos: fuckin JP phonetics
Fawkes M.: Illya Matou
Iria Matos: ahahaha, IKR
Kiritsugu Emiya: you re not my daughter, gal
Kiritsugu Emiya shoots her
Iria Matos: ack...! you re not my dad... guy...
Iria Matos DIES
Kiritsugu Emiya: you re not my guy, friend
Kiritsugu Emiya double-taps
Iria Matos: fuk u i m already dead
Kiritsugu Emiya: i need the crit stars for next battle, fuk u
Kiritsugu Emiya triple-taps
Mrs. Minty: HELLO THERE MY LITTLE SWEETIE, I SEE YOU RE DOING AN OVERKILL
Kiritsugu Emiya: why, yes i am!
Kiritsugu Emiya is now quintuple-tapping
Mrs. Minty: HOW LOVELY! LOOK AT ALL THOSE PRETTY STARS~
Kiritsugu Emiya: i know, right? they re great!
Kiritsugu Emiya collects all the stars
Kiritsugu Emiya: especially when i want a crit...
Kiritsugu Emiya fires at Ms. Minty
Mrs. Minty: O-OH MY MY FROSTED SOCKS, I VE BEEN HAD...
BUT I CAN T STAY MAD AT YOU, YOU RE SO PRECIOUS AND SMALL LIKE A LITTLE KITTEN!
Mrs. Minty dies
Kiritsugu Emiya: ...oh no
i m precious
and small
WHAT HAVE I BECOME
Kiritsugu Emiya starts yelling on a boat
Mr. Milk: o-oh my god, you... you killed her...!
Mr. Milk faints
Kiritsugu Emiya is all like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWb4MHd6xKI
Kiritsugu Emiya: SHUT UP
SHUT UP
I M NOT A PRECIOUS KITTEN
Kiritsugu Emiya wails harder
Sakura Emiya: father, use your... your time alter! quintuple accell!
Kiritsugu Emiya: or mexican
eldritch s.: see in a catholic school i could not help but think it very like
standing out
that in a play
they main character
literally calls god an idiot
Kiritsugu Emiya: TIME ALTER - OCTUPLE ACCEL
eldritch s.: full of sound and fury
Kiritsugu Emiya turns into a pile of goo
Sakura Emiya: ...oh...
Mobile L (GM): AJAJAJAJA, PINCHE CHINO
eldritch s.: also
mobile
Kiritsugu Emiya: whooooooo
eldritch s.: let me ask
Kiritsugu Emiya: i m a ghooooooost
Mobile L (GM): Yeh?
Space: brb to laundry
Kiritsugu Emiya: aww, i wanted to haunt the daughter that killed me...
Illya Emiya: it s ok dad, you can haunt me
Kiritsugu Emiya: yaaaaaay
eldritch s.: on a scale of 1-15 freuds, how freud is this going to be. 1 being l
ike, uh, fuck, pacific rim or something, 10 being end of eva, 15 being the faile
dgy monsters in the humungous mecha rp
Kiritsugu Emiya inhabits her stuffed bear
Kiritsugu Emiya: NOW KILL YOUR SIBLINGS.
Mobile L (GM): Hmm. I d say a solid 8 or 9. We re not gonna get too sex creepy.
But
We have some suggestive shit
Illya Emiya: yayyyyy, killing!
Illya Emiya KILLS THEM ALL!!!!!
Kiritsugu Emiya: my mot/eva/whatever is a giant penis
GOOD.
Gnther Glazkov: mine is literally a fleshlight
eldritch s.: i see
so just short of eoe
Mobile L (GM): Yeah. There s really no topping the hand-vagina
eldritch s.: there will be no masturbation in a coma
Mobile L (GM): Not unless you wanna ;)
Space sideeyes shirou
eldritch s.: patrick stweart is there
and he just says
Kiritsugu Emiya: Masturbation without the coma
eldritch s.: "The line must be drawn HERE."
"This far, no further!"
Gabby Tran: i m so fricked up...
Gabby Tran spilled elmer s glue all over her hand
Space: gabby NO...
eldritch s.: but it s gabby with the voice of patrick stewart
Space: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nO3p1JnztU sanguinas et furias
Mobile L (GM): Ohhh my gawd
Yuss
It even sounds folksy enough
Welcome to your gilded cage, children. Enjoy the pasta, and remember, suicide is
fucking robot
if you like
press play
battle set up
HEY
STOP THAT
You noticed me Fawkes-Sempai!!!!
GODDAMMIT, INNER PERVERTED THOUGHTS
Mobile L (GM): Assuming direct Kotrol
Kirei Kotomine: RETURN TO INSIDE ME
Never~
NUH
Kirei Kotomine punches himself across the face
Kirei Kotomine: I live inside you forever- with Satan by my side!
NO
I M THE STILLVERSE S KIREI
I M SUPPOSED TO BE NICE
Mobile L (GM): Sad music plays as Kotomine tries to repress his inner sadist
Kirei Kotomine: Turns out you re as fucked as Jekyll
I M NOT THE JEKYLL
YOU ARE
WAIT...
Wow.
So you re saying you re worse than me.
Kirei Kotomine: NO
I M ONLY SAYING YOU RE ONLY MOSTLY BETTER THAN ME
MOSTLY BETTER IS SLIGHTLY WORSE
Gustavo Fring: stop hitting yourself! stop hitting yourself!~ keheheheheheeh
Kirei Kotomine: SHADDUP, AND GIVE ME MY PILLS
So I m still better than you?
NO
PILLS, PLEASE
Gustavo Fring: sorry, i don t deal drugs anymore
Kirei Kotomine: Here s a scenario- there s a man called Kariya and he likes this
married chick. Do you force him to strangle this girl.
THEY RE NOT DRUGS, THEY RE OVER THE COUNTER
WHY WOULD I, THAT S SICK
Because it s fun
I M NOT GONNA FORCE HIM
I M GONNA TRICK HIM
Kirei Kotomine: THERE S A DIFFERENCE, SICKO
Mr. Milk: u-um... i... may have tried to OD on your pills...
Kirei Kotomine: WHAT.
HOW MANY ARE LEFT.
Mr. Milk: um...
Mr. Milk counts
David Solberg: Same actually.
I had the rest.
Mr. Milk: ...there s, um... half a pill...
Kirei Kotomine: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT.
HERE S A GUN.
Kirei Kotomine gives Milk a gun
Kirei Kotomine: SHOOT ME WITH IT.
Mr. Milk: o-oh! oh, thank you, um...
David Solberg: I d do it.
Mr. Milk shakily draws a bead
Kirei Kotomine: DO IT.
JUST.
DO IT.
David Solberg: Aw- come on, you re too shaky.
http://i.imgur.com/AQkFPRV.png
Kirei Kotomine: Incorrect.
The answer is pi times Euler s constant.
Shirou Emiya: You are incorrect!
Kirei Kotomine: How do you know?
Shirou Emiya: The simple honest way- stealing from her!
Kirei Kotomine: ...You stole herpes from her.
Gnther Glazkov: How does one take herpes.
Shirou Emiya: I stole it and shoved it onto Gunther!
Kirei Kotomine: I thought herpes could only be shared. After all, it is knows as
"the gift that keeps on giving."
Gnther Glazkov: ...Oh SNAP.
Kirei Kotomine: How did you steal these herpes? I wish to know.
Gnther Glazkov: now I will never lose my virginity to a human...
Shirou Emiya: I used- an ancient Tibetan technique!
Because the ancient Tibetans had a techniue for everything!
Kirei Kotomine: ...
...Touche, Emiya Shirou.
Touche.
Gnther Glazkov: Do they have one for getting rid of herpes.
Shirou Emiya: Yes- but you have to give it to someone else!
Gnther Glazkov: ...Hm.
Gnther Glazkov looks at Kotomine
Kirei Kotomine: ...
Shirou Emiya: And that someone else can t have had it before!
Kirei Kotomine: Well, I always wanted to give someone herpes...
Kirei Kotomine smirks
Kirei Kotomine: I will do it.
Gnther Glazkov: Take THIS. MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW!
SHINIIIIIIING
HERPEEEEEEEES!
Gnther Glazkov FWOOSH
Kirei Kotomine: ...Oh!
Shirou Emiya gives a giant thumbs up
Kirei Kotomine: This sensation - it is nothing like I have felt before!
It is the closest I have ever gotten to my Origin of Douchebaggery!
Shirou Emiya: Is this what you have been looking for in life???
Kirei Kotomine: Yes
Gnther Glazkov: Let the herpes incubate within you, Holy Father.
Yes, it is!
I will.
Thank you, children.
Kirei Kotomine kisses both of them on the foreheads
Shirou Emiya: See- I am one step on the road to making everyone happy!
Gnther Glazkov: It is your instrument of light against the darkness of sin.
Gnther Glazkov blushuu
Gnther Glazkov: ^_^
Kirei Kotomine: ...Did that not return a piece of the gift you have given me?
Shirou Emiya: I am immune thanks to my ancient Tibetan techniques!
Kirei Kotomine: ...I see.
Shirou Emiya teeth shine
Gnther Glazkov: ...Hm. That explains the cold sore.
Kirei Kotomine: I will allow this "herpes" to adapt, then.
Kiritsugu Emiya: B)
Shirou Emiya: D-damn... I ll- I ll get a name change!
Kiritsugu Emiya: i don t know if they can legally remove the "my creepy brother"
part
Sakura Emiya: yeah, WHAT NOW BITCH
Shirou Emiya: If I m adopted by someone else they can!
Kiritsugu Emiya: take it to congress
Shirou Emiya: MASTER CHEN GONG- ADOPT ME
Kiritsugu Emiya: become a politician
Master Chen Gong: No
Mrs. Minty: I LL ADOPT YOU, MY PRECIOUS LITTLE PUPPY
Shirou Emiya: D-damn... YESAdopt me
Mrs. Minty: YOU ARE NOW SHIROU MINTY, MY BELOVED SON AND PARTNER IN COMPETITIVE
TOFFEE-MAKING
Shirou Emiya: I will become no longer- Shirou Emiya- Sakura s well-meaning broth
er- but Shirou Minty- Sakura s well-meaning stalker!
Sakura Emiya: d-damn... why are you suddenly really hot when you re shirou minty
...?
Shirou Emiya victory pump
Kiritsugu Emiya: oh my god she s right
hot
Sakura Emiya SWOONS into shirou minty s arms
Shirou Emiya: Yes! I knew it would work!
Shirou Emiya forgets to catch her
Kiritsugu Emiya: HEY, GET AWAY FROM MY WAIFU
Kiritsugu Emiya tries to kick Sakura away
Gnther Glazkov: Please fuck me, Shirou Minty.
Shirou Emiya: Good thing I didn t ask Dong Zhuo!
Sakura Emiya is DROPKICK
Sakura Emiya: aaaaAAAAAAAAAA
Kiritsugu Emiya: WAIFU
Shirou Emiya: Then I d be Shirou Dong!
Kiritsugu Emiya: that s hot
Shirou Emiya: Or Dong Shirou!
Kiritsugu Emiya: HOT
I SHOULD BE DONG SHIROU
MrEForEccentric (GM): Excuse me whilst I find Dong Zhou art that I know exists
Gnther Glazkov: Please give me the Shirou Dong, Shirou Minty.
Mobile L (GM): Eeheehee
Fawkes M.: Does the art look penile?
Mrs. Minty: MMM YES, THAT S MY SON. MY REALLY HOT SON.
Shirou Emiya: If it makes everyone happy!
Gnther Glazkov yaranaika_face.png
Iria Matos yaranaika x2 combo
Fawkes M.: Was she named that on purpose?
Iria Matos: Nah, it was from a generator, I think
Shirou Emiya: Look at my luck now Kotomine!
MrEForEccentric (GM): Yeah it was behindthename
I think
Fawkes M.: Illya Matou
Paul diBlartti: C mon, Shirou Minty, let s make this a 4-way!
MrEForEccentric (GM): http://s1.zerochan.net/Dynasty.Warriors.600.1738817.jpg Fo
und it
Mobile L (GM): That is a sketchy Dong
I would not trust that Dong
Will four teachers do it, or should we augment a bit more?
Shirou Emiya thumbs up
Dong Zhuo: BWAAHHAHAHAHAHA
Mobile L (GM): THE DONG
I fucking love this song
Dong Zhuo: BEHOLD- YOUR SAVIOUR
ME
DONG ZHUO
Mrs. Minty: OH MY, MISTER DONG, I REALLY REALLY LIKE YOUR DONGNESS
Dong Zhuo: BWA-HAHAH!
LOOK IT S A PUNK
Mrs. Minty: hello don t mind us, just being fuckos and enjoying dongs
eldritch s.: hi dong
is dong zhuo s tactic
to expand
Dong Zhuo: YES, ACTUALLY
THAT S WHY I EAT SO MANY CARBS
AND BABIES
Mrs. Minty: OH MY FROSTED SOCKS, THAT IS VERY BECOMING
Mr. Milk: o-oh man... all the nice ladies... just want dongs...
Mr. Milk recedes into the friendzone
eldritch s.: what is mr milk s nationality
Mobile L (GM): Murrican
So is Minty
eldritch s.: i like how unidas just kind of
moves people around
"we like you better in uzbekistan, frank"
"you live there now"
Mobile L (GM): They just gotta put everyone in their right place
eldritch s.: that s what the mongols did
to adminster their land, they didn t like doing the work themselves
they were busy conquering the world on horseback
so they just
took people who seemed to fit the job
Dong Zhuo: Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
eldritch s.: and moved them to where they needed bean-counters
dong
Dong Zhuo: Excellent policy!
eldritch s.: what the fuck happened to yoy
Dong Zhuo: What do you mean?
eldritch s.: the hat
Mobile L (GM): He s a Nice Dong
eldritch s.: that s his real name
Dong Zhuo: M Subjects!
eldritch s.: "I m Nice Dong."
i bet looey doesn t like that
he s massive
unlike his dong
Mobile L (GM): Expand
Dong Zhuo: MY WAIST... DOES EXPAND MORE THAN MY DONG
eldritch s.: right so oliver tree my commonwealth broter
Mobile L (GM): Lonk Beeg Dongs
Fawkes M.: He showers you with coconut cream pies
MrEForEccentric (GM): Ye
eldritch s.: i want to know which DAS runs what area
s
Hiram Hegel: yes
Sakura Emiya: the boss
Hiram Hegel: he is their
men-ter
Richard Owens: the head honcho
Hiram Hegel: perhaps even
their
Sakura Emiya: cown-seller
Hiram Hegel: cow-n-seller
MrEForEccentric (GM): He teaches them how to have problems
Richard Owens: the big cheese
Sakura Emiya: our local radio station is called the big cheese
Hiram Hegel: emo scandinavian kid
MrEForEccentric (GM): He has a brother
Mac D.: fucking wisconsin
MrEForEccentric (GM): addict scandinavian kid
David Solberg: Gotta get those pills
Mac D.: so will we be doing an olive-run sesh tonight
MrEForEccentric (GM): I have no idea
Mac D.: if not we can always pressure seer to start distant lights early
Hiram Hegel: agamemnon is the best eva
fuck you
"Agamemnon": pardon me, mot
Mac D.: you will be bullied
"Agamemnon": look at that sick colour scheme
"Heracles": u wot, mot
"Medusa": im rider
"Agamemnon": you can t shoot it
it s small
"Heracles": yea well lets see how well YOU do on fire
MrEForEccentric (GM): I would throw in an NPC MOT but sadly none of em have the
ir own sets yet
"Agamemnon": who named the mots
Mac D.: what do you think is the appropriate course of action, space
Desislava Chillikov: I did
Mac D.: the us government named Richard s MOT
Space: we have us some choices
"Agamemnon": chillikov named the mots, did she name the furies
Space: 1. finish building characters
Dr. Charalampos Prokopis: That d be me.
Space: 2. finish building characters and then do a session
Mac D.: 3. bully seer
"Agamemnon": they split up the duty
Space: 4. do a session, then finish building characters
Mobile L (GM): don t bully Seer pls...
Space: seer: don t pick on me
"Agamemnon": i think
we should set up
characters first
and then do the ession
Mac D.: i agree with this course of action
"Agamemnon": so if something happens today
Mobile L (GM): Olive, are you game, my bro?
"Agamemnon": at least we can set it up
Mac D.: i sure hope olive has an idea of what to do with SSSSKILSSSSS
MrEForEccentric (GM): I suppose I could...??
Space: skills are easy
lemme just get a drank and i can probably do mine myself
"Agamemnon": space you are so arrogant