Dil ho toh desi yaaron, baaki sab ki aisi ki taisi.

Lets take a case from our

ECHO meets, full on angreji thoughts flowing, grammar rules confuse very
much, aur bahut kuch. Bhai saab Tesla genius tha toh hum kya karein?
Isse behtar ye hi bata de ki Bigg Boss mein kaun jeetne laayak hai aur
kyun?
I kid you not, there are 3 types of people on the matter of this topic, One,
the guys who can and wish to turn on 'English Mode' as much as possible,
then the rare species, which is indiffirent to either kind, and then humare
bhai log, who come up to us after our meet and say "Bada Angreji maar
rha tha MC"
So for inspirasanal purposes, with "Kamariya Lollipop Lagelu" on full blast,
here is our take on this debate.
Desi Dil Wins! Anyday!
What do you mean I need to give reasons?
Agar Uday Chopra is desh mein khud ko actor bula sakta hai, toh I dont
need any reasons!
Unfortunately, my editors said we need to fill more space in this article.
Yaar, Katrina ke do teen photos laga dena, hit ho jayega apne aap se, a
picture is worth a thousand words?!
My argument failed so here are words instead,
Angreji is language of the dirty British, they destroyed the Golden Bird
India and also blessed us with the INC before leaving. So that is 1 point for
the desi boys.
Modern zamaane mein Bigg Boss jaise mahaan log bhi humein rule books
se samjhate hai ki bhai Angreji ek crime hai, unke baat nai sunenge toh
India se eviction ke liye taiyar ho jaiye.
College mein saare hi exams in English, isse zyaada proof aur kya chahiye
ki Angreji Evil hai.
Most importantly, English cheez hi confusing hai, so much things like
Sarcasm,Metaphors, Irony, abbe Ironing karana hai toh ye lo press!
If that isnt enough reasons to make you understand that Angreji sucks, I
dont know what will.
To clear my head, I went out for a walk, I heard some woman crying
downstairs, so I went down to take a look. Auntyji was sobbing, I asked,
Kya hua ji? ; Beta...(sob sob)won a Anandi maa banne vaali hai, aur wo
haraami usko chodne wala hai ; Anandi kaun? Aapki beti? ; Haan beta

aap wo keh sakte ho, har raat 7 se 7:30, wo meri beti hi hai..(sob sob).
Kahan phasa mein? And to my horror I had to fix her TV settings so she
could update herself on this miserable condition by watching the latest
instalment of Saas, Bahu aur Saazish (All the best to her future bahu
btw). And before I was consulted on who I thought was the third one in
Pati, Patni aur Woh, I ran to my escape!
Consulting my bhai log in cool rai bun shades, abibas jacket, and nikki
shoes, he tells me, 'Bhai dekho, angreji nai aane ki baat nai hai, I too can
talk like this anyday, par wo feel hi nai aati. Sports mein bhi dekho Virat
paaji toh variety dialogue maarte hai, mc,bc, etc etc. Lekin Angreji vale
sirf jaante hai ek shabd Fk, bilkul feel hi nai'
Leaving out the swears, sahi baat hi kiya bhai ne, you tell someone 'I did
it' ya 'Ho gaya', feeling toh ho gaya mein hi hai.
Even in romance look at the variety, ishq, mohabbat, pyaar, aur Angreji
valo ke paas sirf love.
Ab aise toh too much examples, my friend he tell me, I went to visit my
grandma, wo sab theek hai bhai, nani hai ya dadi, dono hi itne pyaare
unique log hai, one word for two people, iska one to one correspondence
nai raha.
I ran out of examples then and so did my bhai log, so we decided to watch
a movie or something on his laptop. To my horror, he started playing an
angreji movie, shocked the only words I could manage were "Bhai, angreji
toh bad hai, aur yeh..." and being the quick gun murugun he is, bhai
immediately said, dekho ji inko jo bakna hai bakne do, baat toh yehi hai ki
action ekdum kaatil hai isme, aur sabse impotaaantly, ladki is even more
kaatil!
Had to agree, he had more than a valid point, from the proof in Newton's
universal law of tharakpan, two or more people who dont know how to say
Hi to each other's eyes will always appreciate beauty of his/her
preference.
So I think I covered most of the evils of angreji, but then again when I
think about it. Its not that evil. You wouldnt have been able to talk to half
of India without English. And India wouldnt have been half as much on the
global map without our command of knowledge both technical and
lingual.
"Bhai, yeh beech mein daalkar kyun bore kar rahe ho humein? Humein
pata hi hai, agle editions se tu phirse apne Angreji harkate machaoge,
abhi ke liye please?"
Well, for those who sat through and read till here, those lines only came

into being case bhai said, "Yaar, angejon ne humein Katrina aur Ellie jaise
important logon ko gift kiya hai!" Senti kar diya mujhe!
Lekin I did warn him, its not all hapiness there, Rajiv Gandhiji one of the
best Bharatiya purush to ever have walked the Earth, his desi strong
genes combined with phoren genes of Soniaji and end mein unfortunately,
the best we got was Rahul urf Pappu Gandhi.
So bhaiyyo and unke sisters! Raho desi, be proud of your roots, no matter
how messed up it is, and maybe there are better options, you can never
replace the desi gene in you!
Maybe the best way to sum up this hard hitting, sensible article is with
this dialogue from the hard hitting, sensible KRK - "Jab Soniya marti hai
tho aadmi ut jaatha hai"
Disclaimer: ECHO and all its members get high on English, but it doesnt
mean we aint desi at dil!!
Simply put, Hindi and all other maathr bhaashas wouldnt have been
half as effective without English as an evil stepbrother. Lekin Mother India
loves them all, as as her bacche we should too. English Comments
Hindustani Outlook!