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A Másik Parti 2.
A Másik Parti 2.
the movie
the theatre piece
owned and written by Philodendron Chase
(sequel of the blockbuster - Spellhold)
EVERYONE: WAI~??
HOPPER: Youre...?!
ALICE (gasps): You mean...?
CLAWS: Melvenor?!
MELVENOR: Yes, of course. Did I stutter?
CLAWS: But you are...
MELVENOR, earlier simply MAN blabbers away some silliness.
ALICE (regaining her composure): Claws! Hopper! You forget your manners!
She scolds like a maternal angel, then she puts her best smile on and curtsies before the corpse of MELVENOR.
ALICE: My name is Alice Teppelin mlord.
MELVENOR (most friendly and gallant): Well, I find that a familiar name enough... But who might your companions be?
CLAWS and HOPPER glance at each other, then shrug in accord.
CLAWS: Ermh... Well, Im Casimir, and thats Rousseu.
HOPPER: And this is my darling.
He gently strokes the bigass crossbow.
HOPPER: I call her Vera.
CLAWS: Yeah, thanks for the introduction Hopper. Now, Ill just... I think Ill cover my face for a minute. With my palm.
He does so, rolling his eyes, then sneaks a glance at Alice. Shes not paying attention to him.
MELVENOR: Mr. Casimir, Mr. Rousseu, then be welcomed although a bit late in my home, Spellhold. And Ms. Teppelin,
your cherubic features, as always, lighten up my undying existence like the Holy Light itself. Forgive me if Im too forthcoming and bold,
but I suspect a breathtaking story in your lot being here, one that I would gladly hear out with glee. So please, tell me about you perils and
adventures in a way you see most entertaining and fit!
CLAWS: Ermh.... Okay. I guess.
LIGHTS OFF
END OF ACT ONE
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die, die, die, die, you are going to die.
NARRATOR: Hell was unleashed. Spells and debris flew in abundance. The balcony collapsed onto the seats down below. Wood
and marble got disintegrated, people struck down. Slayer was a blur of death, Gascar a maniac, Crisis the warrior of the people. He took
point, shielded bystanders, parried blows gone astray. As he clashed with Slayer, their fencing was somewhat legendary.
Lights blaze up then go dark on stage, magical special effects go crazy. The battle of SLAYER and the PARTY rages on in epileptic flashes.
The audience must be shocked. Hell, we were shocked back then.
Quickly the battle is muted, from a point it goes on without a sound. NARRATOR catches up with the narrative:
NARRATOR: I was in combat paralysis until my eyes connected with those of Crisis. I think our souls followed suit. It was
something primal, something that only exists between men of equal standing and respect, between sworn brothers-in-arms. He roared
something I couldnt hear well, but it was kind of telepathic. I knew he trusted me to do whats necessary, what he couldnt have done in his
position. I nodded in comprehension and darted off to rescue Alice. I knew he could beat Slayer and save the day even without me.
NARRATOR\CLAWS runs off-scene.
LIGHTS OFF
END OF ACT TWO
hold your head low, aim for the throat, hold your head low,
Tank HENCHMAN catches up first, then the others appear. They surround CLAWS.
HENCHMAN #1: Whats he saying?
HENCHMAN #2: Dunno.
Pause.
CLAWS: FROST NOVA!!!
Blinding blue light radiates from him, thanks to some magical special effects (MSE). Muffled sounds of struggle can be heard, low battle
cries and the cracking of knuckles crashing against jaws. But when all is visible again, hes nailed to the ground, still tossing around though.
Tank HENCHMAN is holding him in a death lock. Hes preparing for the kill. Everyone else is offed.
CLAWS: Lets have a match who gives up first!
CLAWS kicks the guy in the groin. His hold tightens.
CLAWS: OK, I give up, I give up!!
Suddenly ALICE rises up behind tank HENCHMAN like the shadow of death. The scene holds for a sec, then she crashes a very old and
expensive Ming dynasty vase against the back of his skull. Thus tank HENCHMAN is offed too. She helps CLAWS get up then, and they
both walk off into the sunset go offstage holding hands. ALICEs mumbling continuously. Shes weepy, thankful:
ALICE: I knew you wouldnt let me down, you wouldnt let HIM lay his hands on me again, you would come to rescue me, and
this entire selling-me-out plot was just a ruse
CLAWS: Shh. Well be alright from now on
ALICE: You promise?
CLAWS: Yeah, I finally found you. What could go wrong?
As soon as they are out of line of sight, the sound of a trapdoor opening can be heard, and then muffled screams. The last word echoes for a
time afterwards: wrong, wrong, wrong, ong, ng, g
LIGHTS OFF
END OF INTERLUDE