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KIRKWOOD
--and she had to walk all the way
home like that!
DOLSON
Yeah, yeah, real funny.
Everyone chuckles. Ken tries to fit in, but laughs a bit too
hard.
KEN
Heeey everybody, whats going on?
SMALL
Oh, hey Reed.
KEN
You guys telling stories? I got a
good one.
KIRKWOOD
Lets hear it.
KEN
Well, I was on my way home after a
day at the office. And I thought
Id stop in, you know, Walgreens.
Pick up a prescription, an M&Ms or
something. And Im walking down one
of the aisles, I think it was like
the soda aisle-The other three exchange sidelong glances.
KEN
Anyway-INT. KENS CUBICLE - DAY
Ken is sitting in his cubicle again, defeated. He scrolls
through Twitter. He drops his mug and looks away while
scrolling, missing a tweet reading "NUCLEAR ARMORY RAIDED BY
NATIONALIST TERRORISTS".
He sees he has a new email in his inbox.
3.
INT. JAMESONS OFFICE - DAY
Jamesons office is surreal. Posters of gangster movies,
portraits of himself and his family, and a medieval sword
hang on his walls. His office is furnished all fancy-like,
and he sits in an exotic chair. His desk is enormous--the
chair in front of it dwarfed by its immense height.
On his desk sits a desktop duck hunt toy--tiny little
plastic ducks, set up in a line, that he shoots at with a
rubber-band gun.
SNAP! The first duck goes down.
JAMESON
Survival of the fittest.
KEN (O.S.)
Whats that?
Ken sits in the tiny chair, hidden from Jamesons view.
JAMESON
Darwin. Strong survive. The weak-SNAP! He shoots down another duck.
JAMESON
--perish.
KEN
Am I the weak, sir?
JAMESON
Impressive record, son. Due a
promotion.
KEN
Thats great, siJAMESON
Boring reports. Remember what I
said? Fix that. Then promotion.
KEN
Of course, sir. Ill get on that
right away.
JAMESON
Youre a good worker. Be my
right-hand man. Expect great things
from you.
Ken gets up to leave.
(CONTINUED)
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4.
JAMESON
In my office. Tomorrow. Accept
promotion. Got it?
Ken nods and walks out.
JAMESON
Oh and, Reed?
SNAP!
JAMESON
Dont let me down.
INT. PRINTER ROOM - DAY
Ken has printed out a few papers--photos of him and his
girlfriend VIRGINIA, a scaled up and goofy still of BATMAN
from The Dark Knight, and a few band posters.
Outside the room, Kirkwood, Dolson, and Small are gathered
around the water cooler. Again, they laugh and tell jokes.
Ken sighs.
INT. KENS CUBICLE - DAY
MONTAGE OF CLIPS OF:
-Ken decorating his cubicle with his pages
-Buying a book on Amazon titled: "HOW TO TELL COOL AND
INTERESTING STORIES AND WIN FRIENDS"
-Checking his cell phone. On the mostly-empty wall behind
him, a text bubble pops up reading: "txting u is like oding
on ambien" He types back--as he does, the words "I love you
too, dear" pop up on the wall.
-Swapping back to his still untouched Excel spreadsheet as
Jameson walks by
END MONTAGE
Ken puts up one last photo of him and Virginia.
Out the window, a nuclear explosion goes off deep in the
background.
Ken doesnt notice and readjusts his photo.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
5.
KEN
(oblivious)
Today is a new day.
SMASH CUT TO:
EXT. THE WASTES - DAY
SUPER: 6 Years in the Future (Give-or-Take).
Empty, scarred landscapes dotted by countless craters. In
the distance, a single twisted tree, scorched bare. A dirty
and scruffy Ken marches towards it.
The City sits far away, silhouetted in a great cloud of
smog.
Ken sits under the tree. He pulls a beaten up notebook out
of his backpack.
He flips through countless pages. On each one, titles such
as "KENS JOURNEY THROUGH THE APOCALYPSE", "MY APOCALYPSE
DIARY" and "APOCALYPSO KEN REED" are struck-through.
Suddenly inspired, he rummages through his backpack and
pulls out a pen.
He begins to write.
KEN
"The Legends of the After-World".
He thinks it over.
Crosses it out and flips to the next page.
KEN
"The Heroic Journey of Ken R-er,
Ken Steel, Hero of the Apocalypse".
He crosses that out too.
KEN
I got it! "Tales of the Wastes"!
He writes again, but the pen runs out of ink. Ken
frantically tries to get it to write again.
6.
7.
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EXT. KENS HOUSE - DAY
Ken exits the hut.
He glances at the sand looking for the tracks from
yesterday, but they are gone.
EXT. THE WASTES - DAY
Ken trudges through the wastes.
We see a To-Do list written in the notebook:
-1. Find food.
-2. Find water.
He ponders for a moment.
-3. Have adventure.
He smiles.
EXT. THE WASTES - DAY
A MUTANT PRAIRIE DOG, frantic and as big as a bloodhound,
tackles Ken to the ground and tears at him. Ken screams.
Pinned and still screaming, he reaches for his dropped
backpack and tries to unzip it.
He cant unzip it--its stuck!
The prairie dog snaps at him.
The two roll around a bit. The prairie dog bites Kens hand.
Ken screams even louder.
His hand searches frantically--and grabs hold of his
backpack. Ken swings it around and it makes contact with the
prairie dog--CLANG!
The prairie dog goes flying.
EXT. THE WASTES - DAY
An exhausted Ken crosses 1. Find Food off his list. He
angrily scratches out 3. Have adventure.
The dead prairie dog hangs off of the backpack limp,
dragging through the sand, leaving tracks.
9.
From far off, we see that Ken has been walking for
hours--covering miles and miles of wasteland.
EXT. THE WATRING HOLE - DAY
Ken stops at a cropping of jagged rocks surrounding a very
large hole. Leaning against one rock is a sign with
blown-out neon lettering reading, "The Watring Hole" in
fancy script.
He drops his backpack and things on the edge and pulls out
the water jug.
He throws the water jug into the hole. We hear a CLUG sound
and then it splashes in some very shallow water.
Ken ties one end of his rope to a rock and holds it as he
lowers himself into the hole.
INT. THE WATRING HOLE - DAY
Ken lowers himself down. Inside the hole, cliffs make up a
sort of stairway down--very steep ridges that form sort of
layered rings of stone. Ken lowers down one slowly.
He looks down.
The water jug sits in a very small pool of maybe 1 inch deep
water.
He lowers himself down another step.
A BAT flies out from a hole and knocks into Ken. He panics,
yelling, and frantically trying to bat the bat away.
He falls the whole way down, rope in hand, and lands on the
ground hard.
KEN
Oh...
EXT. THE WATRING HOLE - DAY
The rope flies as it follows Ken down, catching the backpack
and pulling it down.
10.