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Seamonster by Nathan Castle
Seamonster by Nathan Castle
Seamonster by Nathan Castle
a
comic
book by
Nathan Castle
The
complete
edition
SEAM NSTER
by
Nathan Castle
Published by The LUMOTECHNICS Division
THE
LUMOTECHNICS
DIVISION
www.lumotechnics.com
D I S S E M I N AT I O N U N I T
2010
What?
Hair cut?
You’re fucked.
Ah.
What happened?
...
You’re not
dead, Dave. Do it
tomorrow.
But what?
Do what?
Take over
the world, or
whatever.
Yeah. World’s
pretty big.
And we’re
stuck up
here.
Are we? You
want to go down
there?
I think so.
Eventually.
Soon.
Excuse me,
Hey,
you’ve got one
of my books,
haven’t you?
What books?
Here…
Ta. Greek Mythology?
I’ve got a set - “Sacred
Narratives”?
I thought you’d
borrowed one at
college…
You were in my
No, not me. English Lit class
though, yeah?
Oh right.
No, I must’ve lost
Yeah, but… it then.
Nevermind.
Keep it.
Mmm?
It’s a lucky
charm, keep
it.
Right...
Thanks.
Mmm.
Think so.
Mmm.
web,
ti o n is li k e a spider’s
“Fic erhaps,
ch e d e v e r so lightly p
atta rners.”
e d to li fe at all four co
atta ch
but still ia Woolf
- Virgin
NSTER
SEAM
Hey!
K!
C LI C
She left
her purse.
Right, Monger, can you
just keep an eye out for
that girl from last week? Monger?
Y’what?
Fuck off.
Monger?
Hello again!
Mm?
Well.
Don’t give up hope.
Did you tell
her you found
it?
up
Hello.
Yeah, that
was it!
Really?
Where does
she work?
Hey, alright?
Oh, hi,
alright?
Evening lass! Listen,
I need to know
something. It’s this: do you
sell whiskey?
And what’s
that, sir?
We do.
Davey!
Good girl!
Shit.
Come on!
I said no.
Da-ve!
Here you go, Dave’s
Dad, on the house.
Jesus.
Hmnbn-
Oh, shit, Dad!
BLEEUUGH!
Jesus Christ.
Come on.
Um, sorry
about that…
I just thought
it would pass…
It weren’t
the kids.
You reckon it was, right, but it Love leaves tumours. That’s you ‘an all.
weren’t. It weren’t your Mum, neither, That’ll happen to you ‘an all.
but it was them. Kids are never real,
see. The real kids are tumours.
The same.
What?
Give us a quid!
I’ve lost me Ha ha!
bus fare.
The ghosts hypnotise.
AAAAH!
A secret ritual, my
own private haunting.
FUCK!
Who the fuck
are you?
Dave?
What? Oh,
right, sorry…
It’s me!
Monger?!
What am…what am
I doing up here?
What the fuck
are you doing
up here?
Training!
anyway it’s
exercise isn’t it?
You actually
You’re so Yeah. made that outfit,
weird. didn’t you?
Yeah,
what?
Hey, I always
come up here.
Well, no -
Oh.
Yeah.
I know.
*
You give her That’s not it there...
purse back?
Why? What?
Not yet.
‘Course I
fucking haven’t!
It just... it looks
bigger, I suppose.
Well, no.
It’s private,
isn’t it?
Bullshit.
I think it has.
What if it’s
got something
important
in it?
Sometimes
if you say a word And it starts
over and over... to sound weird?
What?
No, but
sometimes I It doesn’t mean
mean if you keep anything anymore.
saying it... Just the sound.
Like ‘nostril’.
Shut up,
Monger. Fuck you,
Nos-tril, Dave.
nos-tril...
Thought you were
going to bring that
bird’s purse?
I don’t want to go to
Murdoch’s anyway.
Nah, not
tonight. It’s not us man. I
miss the Olympia.
“Fixtures”
I don’t know, Dave,
we were in danger
of becoming
furniture there...
Well fixtures
is furniture.
But what?
Yeh, but.
Come, on
Monger.
There’s a
band on.
Hi. Hello there! Didn’t
think I’d see you in
here again...
I just always
end up coming
back here.
They really
aren’t.
Heh heh.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Walking in the
woods.
A silent, secret
clearing.
Naturally we
fled.
You what?
Oh yeah, sorry,
I had that.
They set me up
for the day. I’m a
growing girl.
Whenever it was that this built-in wardrobe
was first built-in, whoever it was that built it
in didn’t get around to fitting a back-board
into the little cupboard space at the top.
Secret.
Right.
Okay, what? For you...
Daffodils! Remember
Oh, when we - Yeah,
thanks. they’re lovely,
thanks.
Okay.
No
problem.
It’s all
Yeah, going really
brilliant. well.
Cool.
Yeah...
If I could
just
scream
Well...
Uh... Daddy?
Stay there!
You shouldn’t
even be able Aren’t I a fast
to talk. learner?
I’m a good
boy, Dave.
If I could do it loud enough...
Fuck!
Have you been at Uh? Oh, yeah, sorry. And was it the
my energy bars I had one last night. last one?
again?
No.
Miles away.
No. No, I’m going
Me either. down the lane.
I’ll walk with you. Me too.
Where d’you live? We’ll probably get
there before the
bus though.
It’s quicker
Goin’ up for me.
that way?
Why’s that?
And me. Don’t like
walking that way on me You could get I suppose.
own though. attacked. Someone
could be hiding in
the bushes.
Excuse
me, sir?
Sorry mate,
Could you lend a I’m in a bit of a
hand? I just want to hurry.
Hmm? get - there’s a bird
in this hedge...
me o n...
Co
a l ittl e bi rd
I’ll catch
you up.
Are you I had a
awake? dream.
Mmm? Mmm?
Are you
okay?
Why do we get so
complicated?
Raucous banter leaking from a pub on passing brings home the emptiness
of the winter streets - like walking in between things, backstage.
Whoah!
What the...?
Seagulls.
What are
they doing?
That’s really
horrible. We should’ve
done something...
Yeah.
Oh, you
whiny little S-sorry?
twat.
Well! What?
The
story.
Don’t you
think it’s a bit
stupid?
What story?
You know
the story.
You know in
your stomach.
Well, you
No, I’m look like You make me tired.
tired. shit. You make me build.
Are you
sure you’re
not ill?
I’ve been
building.
You need... You’re so pale.
Are you happy
with it?
...some medicine
or something. Are you dying?
Did I make
you proud,
Is it high You are sick... Daddy?
enough?
They’re
mine.
You’ll be
dead soon
anyway.
What?
Nothing.
What’s the
matter?
sigh
Energy bars?
Really? That’s what
you’re upset about?
Yes, it is.
But it’s
mine.
Just...don’t
eat them,
okay?
Christ!
You sigh
any good at
crosswords?
Not
really,
no.
I remembered it.
No.
Huh!
Hey, look at That’s beautiful. No, I mean why’s
this... Are you an artist? it beautiful?
Why?
It just...because...
Just I’m sure I recognise
curious. it from somewhere.
I don’t know.
* giggle *
What? Look,
what do you want,
exactly?
No, sorry.
Fine. Fine.
I have this Then I saw this film... or it That’s so... depressing,
really weird dream, was in a book or something? I think. That other people
I’ve had it since I was And this guy described could have the same
a kid, you know? having almost the exact dream as me.
Recurring. same dream.
“Pins”?
Tiny dancing
silver pins. One pin. The delicate scratching
sound of each movement. One line
of pins, in unison.
A spiteful
chorus line.
There are no
more pins.
Not ever.
Did you know Okay, okay!
So - wait, a massive dreams can have So what is the
swollen purple hidden meanings, purple thing?
thing? Interesting, Dave? A dinosaur?
I wonder what -
Seriously. You’re
a twat, grow up. I
was being serious.
You’re such a -
Fuck off,
Monger.
What if it’s
boring as
piss?
See, I was a
very serious
Spare me But it turns teenager.
your complex out we can’t
intellectual forget all
jargon... about it...
There’s no structure,
Dave, no stories.
Face it. Zeus and Metis
were just -
What book?
H-how does
it go?
Look. You...
It’s
...the way you cowardly and
conjure up narrative, it’s dangerous.
the way you’re seeing your
life as a story, fitting it into
one - it’s a way of
not dealing with
reality.
You’re
getting confused.
Real life isn’t a
story.
And how old
Well, it is. are you?
Everyone sees
their life as a
story - a movie
in your head,
right?
Even if
no-one’s
around, you’re
aware of your
performance.
Kids do it.
It’s natural.
Before that,
I don’t know...
fireside tales?
Songs?
I’m fucking
You look like Prudence, Dave,
someone. aren’t I?
Do you remember the Yeah.... you - Carmen wasn’t Yes, it’s all very tenuous,
story? She escaped his turning herself into a fish, isn’t it? That’s kind of my
advances by changing really, was she? She went point. You can’t see the
herself, disguising herself from being into one kind link you made because
with different forms, of music to being into a you’ve switched scales.
turning into a fish... different kind.
You’re hiding in a
That’s hardly, you know, different resolution,
allegorically sound... that’s all.
She changed, she Fucks sake, I’m not a god Ha! Definitely not! You’re
changed. There’s change. though, either, am I? a funny-haired man-child
But you did pursue her. who’s self centred enough
He pursued her. to think the universe
Relentlessly. revolves around him -
Alright, steady...
You can’t
solve these
things by
force.
Just be here -
- be with me
now...
clumsy
clumsy is it clumsy
doesn’t it fit together
shouldn’t it all pull itself
t o g e t h e r
and deliver the
p u n c h l i n e
NOW NOW
NOW NOW
Where
am I?
“I hate you,
Daddy.”
Then you’re
leaving too?
Dave.
Of course
not...
...here.
Fuck off.
Just fuck off...
I couldn’t scream, in the end.
Or the courage.
Or something.
...
Sporadic stereoslide
of traffic.
Passing on by.
Hiss. Rumble.
Distant
passing Build/peak/decay.
And leaves
make sounds. sad white noise,
aching in the wind.
Scratching like
pins.
The world.
overwhelms.
Are you coming
out today?
You can’t
No. Not today, still have a
Monger. migraine...
Well, I have.
I don’t know,
I keep...
Well, I keep
coughing up this
black bile.
It’s scary...
“...it’s scary...”
Nice out this
evening...
carelessly
blurted,
potential
regrets.
to start again in
the morning.
Did she have
blue eyes?
Taste in my
mouth...
Ha ha.
Beneath the
surface.
I never got Purse, I mean.
to look in the What case? Her purse.
case.
You what?
Well, I didn’t get
to look in it. And I didn’t get
to give it back.
Well...
I know. I know.
But I forgot.
I just forgot
about it.
Oh mate... I’m...
it’s just...
There’s this old lady, she’s in her coffin.
NK
TH U
NK
TH U
NK
TH U
N K
TH U
Hey.
Hmm?
I’m not? Nope. They get Bastards.
funny about it. I’m a paying
customer...
The waitress.
I don’t make the
rules. Apparently Don’t get me kicked
she does. Who does?
out before I’ve
finished my cake.
Oh... What?
Dave,
what?
Sorry, I
thought...
I thought it was a
goddess...
Right. Riiight.
I know it’s
From then clear as day
to now.
Clear as day.
I know the
story...
You okay?
Dave?
Cementery,
slabid echoles
Let plethora
There it goes.
Sometimes
even grey,
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