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The Stag - Issue 17
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Elections Candidates Go
Head - To - Head Chancellors played host to the University of Surrey
In this issue: Students’ Union’s very own Election Question Time earlier
this month as candidates for next year’s sabbatical
positions had the opportunity to discuss their policies and
Win tickets to Charlie answer questions from the audience. The event continued
past midnight and was largely a success as students were
and the Chocolate able to find out more about those hoping to secure vital
votes.
Factory Flirt only in
The Stag! Recognition has to be owed to Alan Roy, the Membership
Services Director of the Students’ Union, for anchoring the
entire night and ensuring proceedings ran smoothly. Equal
credit is owed to MAD TV and Stage Crew for recording
Read the candidate the event and taking care of the technical aspects, and
manifestos for the Ben McCauley, the Commercial Services Director of the
Students’ Union, for maintaining a strong social media
sabbatical elections following throughout the evening.
and make the right First to confront the audience were candidates for VP Sports
& Recreation and the majority of questions focused on the
choice! new Sports Park and membership fees. Alan Monkhouse
highlighted the need to increase ‘performance sports’ to
attract funding from companies interested in sponsorship
Check out the NEW and “spreading the cost” of membership to the Sports
Park “between two terms if it can’t be reduced”.
Society of the
Fortnight! When asked how VP Sports will influence the Sports
Park management, despite not having any control over
operations, candidate Gurkamaldeep Parmar suggested
he will “work out what’s hurting them right now and see
Check out our where I can actually add value to them”.
Technology section - Continued Page 3...
the newest section of
Sabbatical Elections:
The Stag!
Technology Comes of Age
The sabbatical elections this year have been unlike any
Interview with Jade other election I have experienced in my two years here at
the University. The Union has embraced new technology,
Johnson! the candidates have engaged in the online process and
students have been voting using the new digital technology
launched this year. Surrey has embraced the 21st Century.
All your regular And it’s about time too.
We have a competition running until Friday – We have 10 golden tickets available for
grabs for the end of term Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Flirt! All you have to do Societies Page 41
is find one of our substitute tickets in an edition of The Stag. If you’re a lucky winner
contact us on ussu.thestag@surrey.ac.uk to arrange a time to collect your ticket.
Good luck!
Arts Pages 43 - 50
Don’t forget to vote! You are still able to vote for your sabbatical team for 2010 until
Friday 26th March. Read candidate manifestos in this edition of The Stag and make Music I Pages 43 - 44
the right choice!
Dance & Theatre I Pages 45 - 46
There’s still time to nominate for the Annual Student Union Awards 2010 so make
sure you get your nominations in by Friday 26th March.
Film I Pages 47 - 48
If you’d like to be a part of The Stag team next year, we’ll be posting our AGM date in
Literature I Pages 48 - 50
the issues after Easter so make sure you check back with us then!
Sara x
I hope you all have a great time on Friday and enjoy your Easter break! Sports Pages 51 - 55
Enjoy the issue!
The views expressed in the paper are those of individual authors and do not necessarily
represent the views of the editorial team, the Students’ Union or the University of Surrey.
After a short break, candidates campaigning for VP Societies & Individual Arran Stears drew attention to his availability by replying “my telephone, my
Development presented their policies and prepared for questions from the address and all my contact details are on Facebook. And if you call me tonight
audience. A variety of topics was discussed and candidates were forced to I’m happy to help. Expect more” and Malcolm Hunt, current VP for Welfare,
express their personal strengths and their ability to represent every single highlighted his experience “Not only will I be active and student led, but I have
society in the Students’ Union. Asked about whether candidates will be a track record of actually giving results. It’s very easy to say what you’re going
biased towards personal societies, Aris Kazakidis, explained he “will be there to do, but actually doing it is another thing”. The remaining candidate, Jack
to challenge” all relationships in order to stay focused to goals, including the Colby, kept it short and sweet, “I’m down to earth and I’m here for you guys
Dance Music Society, with which he is currently involved. and I want to make a difference”
Tiago ‘Kiko’ Lourenco pointed out his current position as the President of Chancellors provided a well-known environment for candidates to discuss
the Portuguese society and how this will lend itself to getting “the whole important student issues. However, throughout the evening, the audience
Students’ Union involved to create new societies”. And while answering the gradually became a little too comfortable and organisers of the event were
same question about persuading students to join societies, Osama Salih, on forced, on a number of occasions, to ask the audience to quiet down. At
the other hand, offered examples of activities; “this can involve cake baking or times, candidates were unable to hear the questions and some appeared
a food competition, or even arts and crafts” to “develop skills and expand their restless when noise levels were too high.
society”. Meanwhile, when asked about whether amenities should belong to
Societies or Welfare, Rowan Cole made clear his view “that these are groups The impact of social media was a promising success story of the night. Students
that do fantastic work and currently do feed into the VP Welfare with great engaging via Twitter and Facebook were proposing questions to candidates
distinction.”
This year’s sabbatical elections promise to be as interesting as ever and
VP Welfare appears to be a popular position with seven candidates running in Election Question Time provided a fantastic opportunity for students to quiz
the elections. Candidates were first asked about their views on the projected directly those hoping to represent them in the next academic year. Don’t forget
£7 million Multi-Faith Centre and responses were all in agreement, although to vote online at vote.ussu.co.uk. Voting closes on March 26th. You can also
only two of the candidates, Rowan Ling and Georgina Hancock, had actually watch the Election Question Time online at http://j.mp/surreyelect10
seen the plans.
The impact student media will have on welfare was also discussed among
the candidates, with Diana Fisher explaining how “Student media is a great by Ben Pook
way of getting messages out...I’d work with VP Societies and VP Education
as well, to make sure everybody’s views are expressed”. Meanwhile, when Continued from Page 1...
discussing The Stag, Terry Tsim feels he can “make it well better next year”
and it “definitely needs improvement”. Short YouTube videos are great for catching the electorate’s attention, Facebook
and Twitter are brilliant ways to access a large number of the electorate, and
Candidates were also quizzed about how they would interact with students as blogging can be an excellent way of releasing policies in an interesting way.
VP Welfare, and Zoe Papadopulos pointed out “my main aim is to be there for
you 24 hours a day. My problems are your problems”, while Noemi Iroome- Other University students have been effectively using these mechanisms for
Smith suggested that “just by being here and being approachable is good years now. There has been a proliferation of campaign dedicated Facebook
enough” and Tamsin Maclellan will not be “hassling any people to tell me their groups and dedicated YouTube pages that have allowed candidates to connect
problems.” with hundreds, if not thousands of people. We need to catch up.
Education standards is a crucial topic amid speculation that tuition fees However, this all comes with one disclaimer; let’s not forget the basics. No
will increase to between £5,000 and £7,000. The next VP Education will campaign will be complete without having a detailed manifesto with tangible
be responsible for ensuring the concerns of future students are heard, and policies that eventually victors can be measured against. Getting out on the
candidates for next year’s position were all keen to suggest why they’re suitable doorstep and speaking to students is another fundamental element of any
for such an important role. campaign. Nothing beats speaking to students; listening to concerns and
ideas in order to learn for the future.
Sam Bull, current Union Chairman, highlighted his policy to improve access
to learning “what we do need is academic reps to feed up problems... I So let us welcome the technological innovation. Let us use technology as a
propose bringing academic reps into the Union fold by creating the equivalent way of communicating more effectively with the apathetic and disengaged;
of society standings”. Adam Vernone wants to improve the accountability of helping to bring them into the fold. And let us use technology to change our
the VP for Education “if I’m out there every single week answering questions Students’ Union for the better. We have an opportunity to affect real change
from students, then I reckon I’ll be able to get a much better idea of what the and engender some positive debate. And it’s about time we took it.
student issues are.”
by Oliver Deed
Matthew Rawlings thinks “we should be looking to implement one policy across
the whole University... and then I’d make it as easy as possible to report back
when these targets are not met.”, and while discussing general issues, Stef
Epsom Downs Racecourse
Saturday 15th May
Approximately 12,850 students decided not to turn up to the AGM. And until
a suitable proportion of students express a desire to vote on fundamental by Ben Pook
changes, the Union will continue to make decisions that don’t necessarily
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exactly what will change as a result of more students explaining what they’re
fed up with and what they want improved. The type of coffee on sale, the
quality of food at Chancellors and the availability of parking on campus, as
well as the variety of acts and the price of tickets at Rubix – your engagement
will have an impact on all of these topics.
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Not Really News: Arriva Buses Run On-Schedule
Punctuality causes massive outrage amongst With the newfound reliability though, many lament the the Japanese, well-known for the reliability of their
students fact that they now have to reschedule their daily routines. super-awesome Shinkansen bullet trains. An activist
Busyu Zer, a final-year ‘Straw Man’ student pulled out of organization even pledged to unleash a phenomenon
Performance statistics on the punctuality of Arriva buses a hat by this reporter for the sake of making an argument, even more befuddling than Pokemon to extract revenge
in Guildford suggest that all of them are running precisely said “I miss being able to get the opportunity to sit for for this perceived insult. Calls for the resignation of the
on time, all the time. While the official reports have not hours in the could at the bus ‘shelter’, hungry and unable Chief Armourer of the bullet train system have already
been compiled yet, these interim reports have proved to to go home. Unreliable buses had become a part of the been made.
be quite controversial. ‘student experience’, and Arriva has unfairly taken that
right away from us.” This sentiment seems to be shared This reporter advises readers not to panic, because all
Arriva buses have often been maligned in the past for by others too – some sabbatical election candidates have of this might just turn out to be untrue. As stated in the
being unreliable, being late, and for having ‘mystery cleverly vowed to get ‘our familiar unreliable bus service’ beginning of the article, these are just interim reports.
buses’ that do not ever show up. Over the years though, back in their election manifestos with the intention of The final, annual report might tell a completely different
it appears that this is what students had come to expect getting votes, with clearly no intention of implementing story.
of the bus service in Guildford and planned their trips this policy once they are voted into power.
accordingly. Many students said that they would turn up by Anon Y Mouse
half-an-hour after the scheduled time for bus arrival, for This development has incited reactions across the world,
that is when a bus would actually come along. in Japan, too where there is widespread irritation among
3. People who keep sending you friend The main reasoning for my abstinence from alcohol was to personally see if I could do it (which I
requests after you’ve ignored them. did, on both occasions). It was hard, but quite interesting to see how much of our student culture
Mate, get the hint! surroundings drinking. I also did it to save some money, as I’m sure we all want that £20 we blew
last night, once you take into account the pre-lash, ticket, drinks inside and the inevitable burger
4. People that get really clicker happy and chips on the way home to make any attempt to sober yourself up for tomorrow’s lectures...
and add you even though you have
never met, more than likely never will
and you have no mutual friends… The SPLASH guide to writing POWERFUL essays
5. People who join the group, “A
relationship should be between two Academic essays are… So how can I make MY writing more ACADEMIC?
people not the whole world” but still Precise Use language accurately, be exact with figures, pay attention to detail
insist on including the whole world in
their “lovey dovey” discussions with Objective Be open-minded, fair and unemotional in your approach – avoid I, YOU and WE
their partner in through their posts and
statuses. You do realise if you don’t Well-presented Make sure it looks professional – check your module handbook for guidelines
want us to get involved please stop
Edited / proofread Leave time to read through, re-order, change parts, add ideas, correct grammar
shoving it in our faces there’s always
messaging, texting or even calling? Referenced Ensure all ideas from books / journals have references. Add reference list
Why not try all three?!
Formal Avoid slang / jargon. Use more sophisticated vocabulary. Do not abbreviate
6. People who have attention seeking
status changes, suggesting their life Use caution Do not make over-generalisations. Things are rarely black and white
is about to come to an end very soon Linked Use connecting words / phrases to show your reader how ideas are related
and when you ask what’s wrong they
reply, “Don’t worry, it’s nothing.” Then
please refrain from telling the whole Explicit Always be clear, avoid vague statements and vocabulary
world about it then. The end. Structured Write in paragraphs – one main idea per paragraph – think carefully about order
Maybe I should make a Facebook group about Supported Include examples and evidence - paraphrased, quoted, summarised ideas
this Facebook abuse?
Analytical Break down issues into component parts – show how they are related
We (The Stag committee) swear that we’re
not moany mares all the time; it just really Your own work Be original. NEVER copy someone’s work – student or author – it is plagiarism!
“Grinds our Gears”.
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Amsterdam
Travel definitely worth it; however, we left Anne
I LOL’d at how boring
this lifestyle has become!
Frank’s house severely depressed. So we
by Tom Goulding
by Elizabeth Pettigrew decided to go to Hard Rock Cafe. We then
decided to waddle back after feeling like Click, pop, patter. That’s the sound of you refreshing your Facebook
Recently my friends and I decided we fat shits which increased our chances of homepage, receiving a message and replying with a few causal
needed a break. I know everyone feels getting hit by the murder cyclists. Here’s strokes of the keyboard. Opened next to you will be lecture notes
like that from time to time… we just need a fun fact about Amsterdam - there are you desperately need to read in order to pass tomorrow morning’s
to get away from uni, from work, stress give or take about 1 million bicycles in module assessment, but wait! A Facebook group declaring ‘F**k
or whatever. A few of us had just handed Amsterdam. Everyone is on a bike all the it, 40%!’! Well as long as that’s the general opinion you laugh
in some coursework and decided it was time. Next to the roads, there are bike wholeheartedly, taking a slurp of tea that you found the motivation
time to blow off some steam. Instead of lanes. And I’m not gonna lie, they are to make three hours ago. Oh yeah, that’s right. It’s gone cold.
the usual union or maybe London trip, we like 3284738428974 scarier than cars.
decided to be a bit more adventurous, Those people are vicious. They will ring But it’s okay, you’re not the only one. The online community has
see where we could go that was fairly their bells at you and hit you. On countless wasted more hours ‘becoming fans’ of trivial Facebook groups than
affordable and totally worth it. So, we occasions we were all nearly hit. all the people who have sat through a James Cameron film put
went to Amsterdam. together. As University students, we of course must bear the full brunt
On our last day we decided to go where of the blame, because while the vast majority of Western civilization
Amsterdam is somewhere that everybody everyone goes when they visit this city have the time to join appreciation societies that LOL at cheeky seals
needs to go at some point in their lives. (including my grandmother who went last peeping in the corner of a Polaroid, we’re the Pizzaman devouring,
I would suggest to go whilst you are at year) - THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT. Now, semi-alcoholic minority who have the time to make them.
university and to go with some good this is like no place you’ve ever been to
friends. Anyway, we got to Amsterdam and before. Everything that you picture it might What’s perhaps more bizarre, is no one is quite certain when the
checked into our hotel which by the way be, it’s that but about 3 million times Facebook group craze started. Some philosophize that its origins can
was an experience in itself. We stepped more perverted. Did you know that you be traced as far back as the mass Bebo and MySpace emigrations
into Hotel St. Nicholas, a little hotel right in could buy penis extensions? I’m not even of yesteryear, however a more accurate theory may just be that we
the city centre about 5 minutes away from kidding, it’s like a big tip to add to your tip. all got bored of holding mature, and civilized conversations with
the train station. It wasn’t quite what we AND condoms with the shape of the Eiffel each other. Such common codes of formal exchange as “How are
expected. The interior design bore signs of tower on the end or the Statue of Liberty, you?” it seems are obsolete in the notorious era of group orgies.
having a gothic style influence with a rural in green and everything. Anyway, back Now we have to trick each other into Google searching blue waffle
chic charm. Completely lit by candles with to the nasty part. We ventured into the (please don’t by the way, I’ll get in trouble) and satirizing Madeline
a blazing fire and the creepiest concierge most shocking place I’ve ever been. Down McCann to see which hysterical Mail-reading characterization we
ever with the exorcist music playing in the two very long streets, are an unlimited can infuriate first.
background was Hotel St. Nicholas...and amount of brothels, sex museums, sex
this is just the beginning. shops and sex shows. Basically SEX The problem here isn’t grotesque genitourinary infections or jokes
everywhere. You know that ending scene about child abduction, we’re not living in the taboo-restricted fascism
The first thing we did was head off to the in the movie perfume where everyone of the Noughties anymore. It’s the belief that since the anti-X Factor
coffee shop. Now this is seriously trippy. joins into a massive orgy? That’s it. So grass roots rage over Christmas, it now seems that every routine
When you first enter Resin, it’s a tiny when your walking the funniest thing to observation, every monotonous controversy and every sarcastic
humble looking café. However there’s a see is the people going into the brothels. remark about obese teenagers trying to express themselves deserves
door at the end that leads to this vast You see these beautiful, effin hot women public attention, that it should receive “the most fans” and therefore
space that can only be described as looking in these windows, posing with glow in the catapult their founder to a boardroom meeting with Simon Cowell
like a jungle. There was this massive tree dark bikinis who smile seductively and lick or Gordon Brown. It’s playground pettiness for the over twenties
thing in the middle with swings around their lips luring you in. I’m not surprised market, but oh wait no it’s not, because here comes an eight-year-
and different levels with green cushions that many can’t resist, but what was kind old asking what an STI is and if it’s cool to get one. Blimey, when
for chilling. of weird was, as we were passing one of we were their age it was all about Pokemon not prophylactics! I bet
the brothels, we saw a man and women there aren’t any Facebook groups out there trying to gain popularity
The first thing we smelt when we entered for that piece of witty social commentary. Oh....
open the door of one and ask ‘do you
the city was weed. No joke. Everywhere
do couples?’ and the hooker added ‘we
you go there’s a café. At first it’s quite Why do we perpetuate what has essentially turned from social
do everything, yes’. WOW. I was like who
shocking. It’s strange to find something networking to becoming fans of nothing for the sheer hell of it?
brings their girlfriend to a brothel? WOW.
that’s highly illegal in most of the world, Guardian columnist Hadley Freeman recently wrote an interesting
Anyway, who am I to judge and I thought
everywhere. But to Amsterdam, it’s piece on this phenomenon, declaring it as the latest form of political
it was funny. After just leaving a sex show
nothing. protest. As she remarked however, there’s a fair amount of difference
where we saw two fat old people do doggy
between clicking an icon and being ‘kettled’ at Westminster by riot
Amsterdam is a unique city with a culture on stage, nothing else could shock or
police. This isn’t technology being used to front a revolutionary
that may appear shocking to some. disturb me. In fact, that will be accurate
ideal, no one is sparking the fuse for parliamentary reform. We’re all
However it is crucial to keep in mind that for the rest of my life.
sitting on our arses, hungover and trying to reinforce some perception
the whole of Amsterdam is not Pot City. A of our own identity by chuckling drily at how easy childbirth is in
Amsterdam is actually a beautiful city full
capital with a little bit more than 1,300 comparison to a hardcore match on Modern Warfare 2.
of canals and rich architecture and history.
bridges is home to the Van Gogh museum
There are plenty of things to do and see
(for those who might not know him, he Maybe it’s time to stop looking at the politicians for answers, and
there. So when you decide you need an
was a famous painter from Groot-Zundert, take stock of our own indifference to the world around us. Wait a
affordable, highly entertaining holiday,
Holland), the Heineken museum, and minute, that’s given me an amazing idea for a group! Unfortunately
visit Amsterdam, the ultimate Sin City.
Anne Frank’s house. We decided to be you’ll need to click here to see the picture…
cultured and visit these places. It was
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There’s a man with an axe standing in the rain. Looked
me straight in my eyes, this is what he had to say...
I had a dream. Not to be confused with I have a opposite and began moving the pieces for a few
dream, I wouldn’t try to start an entry by ripping off seconds before the boy started asking me these
such an important figure as Luther-King. No read- questions. Now up until this point the dream has
ers I am speaking from the past tense and not the taken no particular turns in any awkward direction.
present, I had a dream a couple of nights ago. To But when the boy began asking me questions, well
which I hear you say so what? The notion of some- they were not on topics you’d expect from a 5 or 6
one’s mind presenting them with mental pictures year old boy, presumably because he began with
and stories whilst they slumber is hardly ground- “Where did it all go wrong?”
breaking news. However I must admit I am not
someone who often remembers their dreams, or The way he spoke was striking enough, let alone
ever really. Most in my family would have animat- the harrowing nature of beginning a conversation
ed conversations with the rest about the previous with that question, a question that could not be an-
nights dream where they might have been losing all swered with anything other than questioning what
their teeth, or travelling to a distant exotic location “what” was? To which the boy replied It was then they boy raised his gaze from the table
with a stranger with a limp etc, after which they “Everything” to meet mine, and I saw I was looking at an ex-
would form some ill fashioned guess as to what act replica of myself about fifteen years ago, right
the fates had coming their way. Some may have After this my memory of the majority of the con- down to the bleach blonde hair I used to sport so
those passing memories we get, when in a strange versation becomes patchy, a lot of philosophical well as a child. Unsurprisingly this was the point
moment of déjà vu that seems to occur to us when enquiries along the lines of the dichotomy of good at which my mind chose to throw me back to the
we repeat an action from the dream and a short and evil with references to various parts of my child- reality of the world in my own bed at some god
flashback comes hurtling into the forefront of your hood. I remember being surprised at the maturity forsaken hour of the morning. After a quick glass
peripheral vision. Again not something uncommon of the boy. Normally with a kid this age the conver- of water I was back to sleep but the dream has
but it was the nature of this dream that stayed with sations would have failed to move away from the stuck with me. Maybe because of the tradition of
me. And seeing as Ulearn appears to be down for topic of ‘If you could have any superpower, what the human psyche to latch onto shocking or nega-
the foreseeable future and the rain is coming down would it be?’ followed by hour long conversations tive views and memories.
outside, let me tell you about this dream. discussing (as of course we all have) the costs and
benefits of invisibility, is it worth being able to sneak The point that troubles me still is that if the idea my
It started as most dreams do in a fairly innocu- into the girls changing rooms, would the power to mother and sister share is true and dreams form
ous location of little relevance, the kitchen of my read minds cause a dislike to everyone around you, some kind of premonition of things to come, I’d
grandmother’s house. I was standing by the side how many cars would you crash into before you got hate to consider what lies in my future.
of the kitchen table opposite a small child sat on a handle on super speed and how we could all be
the other side, and there was some form of board superheroes. Still as the conversation reached its I’ll leave it at that for this time guys, for another
game between us that seemed to resemble chess. closure I felt the only question left to ask was fortnight!
Anyway he (it is a boy) had his head down presum- “Why are you telling me all this?”
ably concentrating on the game, and beckoned Campus Boy
for me to sit and play with him. I took the seat “Because you need to hear it”
WIN!
There they are daily issues with each other. This was the only stop on
broadcasting to the campaign trail where they could take each
millions of people across the land and providing a other on head to head and some manifesto
platform for entertainment and information. Then promises got torn to bit. Not a poster, Facebook
they let GU2 Radio in. group or hat in sight, this was just about how
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Science of Spring
by David Pugh Keep the stem pointing in the same direction but move the apple to
the other side of the table. Now the stem points away from the candle,
With Easter just round the corner, and the shops full of cream eggs and and it’s winter on the top half of the fruit. The very top of the apple,
other exciting treats, I thought I’d take a look at spring, from a scientific representing the North Pole, is in total darkness 24 hours a day, during
point of view. that season.
Every year, spring arrives on a different date - usually between March At winter solstice, the sun arcs low across the Northern Hemisphere
19-21 – for two reasons: our year is not exactly an even number of
sky for those of us below the Arctic Circle, and the stretch of daylight
days, and Earth has a slightly noncircular orbit, plus the gravitational tug
of the other planets, constantly changes our planet’s position relative to is at its shortest. By the time of the spring equinox, days have grown
the sun from year to year. quite a bit longer. At the summer solstice, the sun gets as high in our
sky as it can go, giving us the longest day of the year in the Northern
Hemisphere.
This year spring began on Saturday 20th March that is when the vernal
equinox occurs. Equinoxes (which mark the onset of spring and autumn) So we have longer days, nicer weather and lambs, lots of baby lambs.
and solstices (which mark when summer and winter begin) are points in There are over 200 breeds of sheep in the world, many of these come
time and space that mark a transition in our planet’s annual adventure from New Zealand (where there are almost 10 times as many sheep
around the sun. as there are people), South America and Wales. They eat largely grass,
which they chew into a mass called a bolus, which is digested in their
At each equinox, the sun crosses the Earth’s equator, making night and
38 litre gut. A sheep’s main export is wool, chances are you’re wearing
day of approximately equal length on most of the planet. At the equator,
something right now that once kept a sheep nice and warm.
Daffodils have long been considered one of the heralds of spring and
every year over 5 million of them pop up across the UK. Planted in
autumn, they spend several months developing roots before the flowers
burst forth in spring. They can be divided into 13 divisions, based
mainly on flower form, and these divisions are often referred to in bulb
catalogues. Some divisions are known particularly for their fragrance, or
for their ability to naturalise in grass. Daffodils can be troubled by slugs,
snails, viral diseases, and Narcissus bulb rot. Other problems include
various rots and fungal diseases. Unfortunately, sometimes daffodils
can fail to flower or produce unusually small, pale flowers. This is known
as daffodil blindness, and has a number of causes, none of which I
know about.
I do hope this article has put a spring in your step. See what I did there?
It was funny, yeh...? Well fine, but spring is here, which means goodbye
rain, hello Easter eggs. Enjoy your month; sorry if you have to spend it
frantically writing up your dissertation.
Earth’s multiple motions — spinning on its axis and orbiting the sun —
are behind everything from day and night to the changing seasons
The sun comes up each day because Earth rotates once on its axis
every 24 hours. Seasons are due to the Earth being tilted 23.5 degrees
on its spin axis and the planet’s 365-day orbit around the sun.
At the North Pole, the sun rises only once a year — at the start of spring.
It gets higher in the sky each day until the summer solstice, then sinks
but does not truly set until late September, at the autumn equinox.
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This Week in Welfare Elections...
I’m going to take a break from my normal role is a paid full time job and is responsible for as well as liaising with the University on
Welfare related rantings this week. Instead I’m overseeing the strategic direction of the Union issues affecting sports e.g. the Sports
going to tell you a bit more about what’s been as well as day to day projects within their remit. Park.
happening this fortnight on the election front.
This year candidates were given a £130 budget
So you’ve probably been walking around campus cap to campaign for their chosen position. It’s With such a broad remit it’s vital that the
wondering what’s with all these flashy banners, t up to each candidate to get the word out about elected positions are filled with high quality
shirts and flyers strewn about the place. The lucky their candidacy in whatever way they see fit. candidates. But what makes a high quality
ones among you may have even been handed candidate? Well that’s for you to decide!
a cake or bumped into a superhero. It’s all But what are the positions?
because of this year’s Students’ Union Sabbatical Voting for this year’s Sabbatical Elections is online
elections. Voting is open and the candidates - President: The big cheese – responsible at ‘vote.ussu.co.uk’. You’ll be able to check out all
are out. But what exactly are you voting for? for overseeing the running of the whole the candidates’ manifestos there before you vote.
Union. If you log on to Facebook you can also check out
Well you’ve all probably seen the Students’ Union the Students’ Union fan page ‘Election 2010’ tab.
in your time at Surrey. If you’re in first year you’ll - VP Welfare: Tasked with ensuring the There you’ll find links to all the candidates Facebook
most likely still remember being moved in by a University is looking after all its students pages as well as the candidate hustings video.
team of ‘fresher’s angels’ who unpacked your car as well as heading up the Union’s Welfare
(the record was 6 seconds) and took your stuff to support team. Voting closes on Friday 26th and results
your room. You’ll probably also remember Fresher’s are announced in Chancellors that night
fair – a Students’ Union run event to introduce you - VP Education: Works with the University to at 8pm. Get voting before it’s too late!
to all the excellent goodies University life has to ensure the highest standard of Education
offer. The Students’ Union also runs Chancellors for all students and runs the Union’s Back to my regular ‘Week in Welfare’ article next
and Rubix as well as all your sports clubs and Education support team. issue!
societies and a whole host of other things.
- VP Societies: Responsible for all societies Until then...
and the rules and procedures that govern
Each year the student body elects 5 student
them. Malcolm Hunt
officers to take on the responsibility of running
the Union. These student offers take the positions VP Welfare
- VP Sports: In charge of all sports teams
of President and four Vice Presidents. Each officer
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Sabbatical Elections
2010/2011
President
Candidate Name : Alex Chalikiopoulos
Position : USSU President
Personal Statement.
I am a final year Business Economics with Finance student and will be running to be your Union President in this year’s
student’s union election. I believe that the combination of an equally active academic and social life has enhanced my
understanding of what University is all about. Throughout my time here I have been able to interact with a variety of people and
this has enabled me to observe and take on board what it is that you want out of your time at university. If elected, I obviously
aim not only to achieve the objectives set out below, but to identify evolving issues set out by you, act upon these and rectify
the negative aspects of your university experience whilst upholding the positive ones.
Why me? VOTE FOR ALEX : VOTE FOR YOUR UNION : VOTE FOR YOUR VOICE
x I am completely approachable, well rounded, open-minded, but also serious about what the position entails.
x Valuable knowledge of an office environment, completing tasks punctually & making decisions when the consequences are not solely limited to me.
x Lived the whole university experience, with an excellent academic record, completion of a placement year & involvement in a range of social activities.
x Having experienced diverse cultures & been brought up in an international environment, I know I’ll be able to represent the student population as a whole.
Key Objectives.
1. Enhance Communication & Accessibility - A stronger 2. Combat Student Apathy – If any of you were aware of the
student voice can only be amplified through direct communication with poor attendance at this year’s Union AGM, you would understand how
the University union. There would be no better way than to put policies important and relevant this point is in regards to your requirements.
in place that increase the ease to which students can approach me and Whether students feel disenfranchised due to a lack of transparency or
discuss further issues concerned with USSU. I vow to create extra lack of knowledge of the union’s activities and functions, I aim to
weekly sessions (aside my office hours) for students willing to just combat this feeling, by enhancing communication through social media
come by and discuss certain issues. In addition, I will not only be living and streamlining the democratic channel for student’s voices to the top.
on campus but I hope to commit a large amount of my time in actually This is your union, and should therefore be your voice being
getting out amongst you, interacting and taking on board all your needs. represented.
3. Promote Student Entrepreneurship - In an environment 4. Support Integration - In light of the University’s intentions on
where corporate mentality seems to be overpowering the expanding projects beyond the main campus (see for example the
entrepreneurial aptitude within a lot of you out there, I aim to investment in the Surrey Sports complex), I will closely monitor the
encourage the flair and talent of our very own students, on our very foundations laid out and hope to develop upon and improve these in
own campus. I hope to provide the resources to those willing to bring order to better suit your desires. I believe it is imperative that all
new concepts and innovative ideas that shall improve the day to day students, whether they reside on-campus or not, do not feel isolated
running of the union as whole, but also grant you – the students – with from the opportunities and offerings of our union.
a chance to excel in projects that will minister to your personal
development. vote.ussu.co.uk : 15th – 26th March, 2010
I have some strong and firm policies which I would like to share
To be ready and willing to serve you
with you in this Manifesto, if elected my main goals are: I will put the student voice above my own interests by making sure that I
express your concerns and that the Student Parliament remains strong and
To be widely available to the Student body responds appropriately. I will ensure
that democracy is lived out within the
I will publish my mobile and office telephone numbers, so that I can respond
Student Union.
to the needs of students 24 hours a day. If elected I will live on campus, and
endeavour to make sure that I am readily available for anyone to drop by and I am running for this job for you, the
discuss issues with me out of office hours. students, not for myself. If you would
like more information about me, and
To act upon the problem of insufficient student what I am standing for, please do not
housing hesitate to contact me:
If I become President this will be one of my highest priorities. I will make E-mail: as00020@surrey.ac.uk
every effort to have meetings with the University - in particular the Vice Mobile: 07863 888797
Chancellor and the Housing Accommodation Officer - to discuss more Skype: “arranstears”
affordable housing for students at the University of Surrey. Facebook: Search “Vote Arran Stears”
Address: 45 St. Catherine’s House, Guildford Court, GU2 7JL
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Do YOU believe your Students' Union REPRESENTS you?
See my Facebook group “Vote [1] For Jack Colby For President” for the full
manifesto.
VOTE ONLINE
AT:
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VP Education
J#K
About Me
I am a final year Business Management student and have become passionately & actively involved in our
Students' Union during my time here.
I currently hold the position of Events Coordinator for the RAG Society, a post that requires a great deal of
dedication, drive and determination. I have also worked in Rubix since September 2009, and greatly value
the experience I’ve gained in seeing just how our union operates.
Throughout my time at Surrey I have seen first-hand the pivotal role you should, and do, play in shaping not
only your education but all aspects of your university life and I am looking for your support in electing me as
your Vice-President Education for 2010-11.
If Elected I Will:
1) Oppose, Protest and Campaign against any funding cuts that directly affect YOUR quality of teaching.
x Universities took over a decade to recover from the funding crises of the 1980’s; Lets not let them
make the same mistakes again. I will not let your futures be put at risk
x Surrey University’s aim is to become a top 10 university by 2019, this will only be done by constantly
investing in teaching and in your education. A university is only as strong as its students
2) Ensure that the university does not introduce higher tuition fees for students.
x Students should not be expected to pay more when funding cuts are on the agenda
x You should be able to study at the university you deserve NOT the university you can afford
3) Address problems with the current Student Representative System by creating a new Academic Council
for each Faculty, open to all students and meeting regularly once a month.
x Encourages greater dialogue between students and their reps
x Regularly quiz your Academic Reps and VP Education on the academic issues that matter to YOU
5) Address the “Beach-Towel” culture that affects the library at exam times
x Bring an end to row after row of claimed but empty desks in the library by allowing a maximum of 45 minutes away from a desk
x Free up more critically needed learning space for the students that deserve it
Matthew is…
a third year Electronics and Computer Engineering student. He has been an active
student representative since secondary school. He served two years on his
department's Staff-Student Liaison Committee; where he successfully lobbied for
improvements to the coursework marking scheme. He has always been committed to
improving the experience of fellow students and has provided first aid in the Union
since his first year.
Experience and commitment matter – vote Rawlings
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MY PLEDGES
Demanding a fair deal for Societies and Students
My policies are clear and simple. I am offering practical and useful solutions to
many of the problems societies face on a day-to-day business. As a former
Society President and a Treasurer I understand how frustrating getting some
minor things done can be. Here I set out what I would do if elected:
a little about me...
1. Create a new, easy-access fund for general society requests under £100; I am a 2nd Year Politics Student and I am
open to scrutiny by societies standing. originally from Surrey. I took a couple of years out
2. Allow AGM’s to be held at anytime during the Academic Year, returning the before I came to University and have enjoyed my time
freedom of choice to Societies. at Surrey ever since. I love the course I do and have
3. Increase the range and diversity of societies; helping strong societies to made some great friends who have encouraged me
expand, but protecting the independence of smaller and specialist ones. to run for this position.
4. Make Societies Standing more efficient and relevant; return its power. Stop
bringing trivial matters like name changes forward and allow it to set Like everyone I also have interests outside the
policy. University. I was elected as a Borough Councillor and
this role has taught me invaluable leadership and
Please visit my Facebook page for more details and further policies. budget skills I could apply to the role for which I ask
you support. I hope that you will support me and if
Find out more: you have any questions, please just ask.
Gurkamaldeep Parmar
IWillIncreaseFundingReceived,ByLeveragingMyContactsInSeveralMajorCorporationsSponsorshipDepartments.
IWillEnsureStudentsTryingOutForUniversitySportsTeamsDoNotHaveToPayForTrials.
IWillAimToIncreaseRecreationalSportParticipation.
IWillReviewTheESP(EliteSportsProgramme)AndBringItMoreIntoLineWithLeadingSportsUniversities.
IWillLookToWorkWithTheVPofEducationAndTryToHelpAthletesWhoAreCompetingForOurUniversityEspeciallyThoseWhoCompeteInternationallyToHave
FairerDeadlinesAndMoreAcademicSupport.
IWillReviewTheProcedureOfBookingFacilities.
IWillWorkWithLOCOGAndMakeSureTheyHaveAnOnCampusPresenceToBenefitOurStudents.
IWillOrganiseAnAlumniLeagueToIncreaseTiesWithCurrentStudentsAndOurDynamicAlumniNetwork.
IWillAimToMakeSureLessGamesAreCancelledThisYear.
IWillLookToSupportTheOutreachProgrammeThatGuildfordHeatAreInvolvedIn.
IWillIncreaseMediaCoverageOfSportingAchievements.
IWillIncreaseSupporterNumbersAcrossAtleastOurBestPerformingSportsWithInnovativeIncentives,ToIncreaseSportingPrideAtOurUniversity,ThatIsDisplayedAt
RivalInstitutions.
IWillTapIntoMyPersonalNetworkToProvideOneOffSpecialCoachingForSportsTeamsAndToHelpBoostNutritional,TrainingAndTimeManagementAdviceForAͲ
TeamsAndESP.
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You may know that I have been heavily involved at our Students' Union already and take part in various Sports Clubs and Societies.
Mid-last year I founded the Cycling Club and have been its President since. Later my commitment to sport led me to become elected Running Club Captain.
This year I was elected Chairperson of our Union Sports Executive & Sports Standings as well as a part-time Students' Union Executive.
I have used my aforementioned experience to initiate the creation of the new, popular Volleyball Club. I have also spearheaded an alliance between our
three Triathlon Sports Clubs (Swimming, Cycling and Running) whereby we can cross-train and attend each others training sessions free of charge.
- Priority to Students at the Surrey Sports Park: Let’s not make Surrey Sports Park forget that their logo has the
‘University of Surrey’ integrated into it. I stand to ensure that the SSP keep their promise that we are their first priority; to make
A little about me sure that we are not overrun by the commercial aspects as well as the 5 pro-sports teams who share our Sports Park. I will also
Hi I'm Trung, a Civil campaign for membership to be at a reasonable price and ensure that it is kept at an acceptable level.
Engineering student at
Surrey. I take an interest in - Reduced Swimming rates for Students at the Surrey Sports Park: I will campaign for students to be able to swim
many sports particularly at a reduced rate at certain times of the week. Swimming is fun, a great full-body workout and easy on the joints. This would
Cycling, Running and
greatly advance the recreation aspect of our Students’ Union. Consequently providing benefits not only to our Clubs but also to
Swimming and play the
saxophone (Grade 8), piano non-Club and non-Surrey Sports Park members.
and guitar.
- More funds for Sports: The University has targets to become the top 10 UK and 100 world ranking university within the
Proudest moments next 10 years. Sporting achievement and student experience are crucial factors in achieving this. I plan to drive
of my life?
the university to invest more into sports and support our teams in competitions. Increased participation in sports will also lead
Being part of the ‘Make
to more funding and this is why it is crucial to capitalise my next point.
Poverty History’ campaign,
protesting at the G8 summit - Wider student participation and development: I have seen the benefits that sport can offer to individual
in Scotland 2005 and cycling
development. There are around 15,000 students at Surrey and I aspire to engage as many of us into sports and recreation. With
from Edinburgh to my
my experience I can give advice and assist on improving, maintaining and starting clubs. Students’ have the right to know what
hometown, London, in 2009
having raised £1000 for the
sports and recreation are available to them and how they can influence change. I wish to utilise our own student led media as
charity ‘Right to Play’. well as the new website for enhanced communication.
- Club Kit and Kit Colours: This year we had problems with kit. Some arrived late and Surrey Sports Park changed the
colour scheme to white & black. This was unsuitable for many clubs and unlike our traditional colours. I will pursue for our own
colour scheme and ensure kit is delivered on time. Find me at www.Vote-Trung.weebly.com
VP Welfare
About Diana
Diana is currently a final year Biomedical Science student who has always had an interest in the
VOTE
welfare of other people, and shown this by the amount of voluntary work that she has undertaken
outside of her academic life. This includes working with St John Ambulance, and 'Interact', which
is a scheme working with disabled teenagers in the community. Within the St John Ambulance on
Diana Fisher [1]
for VP Welfare
campus she was elected Duties Officer and this year as Chair, organising training and making
sure enough trained first aiders are around to help when needed.
Many students have been concerned recently with security within campus accommodation, and
who actually has access to their living space. I will endeavour to communicate with the various
residences and services to make sure that you feel safe and secure in your own room.
I will work with the Accommodation Office to try and make the process of finding off-campus
accommodation as easy as possible and so you have all the help and guidance you need. Also, a
lot of student have found the Arriva bus service around Guildford unreliable and inconvenient, so
I will negotiating with Arriva and the University to try and improve this service.
I will make sure the University considers those students with mobility issues, and make sure that
everyone is aware of the needs of these students by working with the Disability Advisory Forum.
I will also strive to improve the student experience by promoting healthy living on campus. Healthy
eating and knowing how to cook balanced meals is important for a healthy lifestyle, so I will ensure
that dietary advice is available, with the opportunities for learning how to cook.
Diana Fisher
at the heart
of your welfare
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Vote online at vote.ussu.co.uk between Monday
March 15th 10am and Voting Closes Friday 26th 7pm My Aims…
Health Centre: It is my belief that there is a lot of dissatisfaction with the centre from
Georgina Emily Hancock making appointments to availability of staff. I would look to set up a focus group or
survey to understand what it is the students really wanted looking at a range of topics
I am a final year law student and chose to run from the opening hours to the standard of care.
for VP Welfare this year as I feel that I can now Manor Park: I would endeavour to make sure that students living at Manor Park are
offer support to all students from start to not getting the short straw on health care. When you are ill you do not want to have
beginning of their time at university. to trek to campus for help, I would look at the viability of there being a mobile service
In my time at University I have been active in the Student's Union for where a doctor or nurse could spend a few hours treating students saving them the
example in my first year I refounded and was President of the RAG hassle of getting to the main campus.
society raising just under a £1000 for Marie Curie cancer care trust in its Building works/housing: I will make sure that the access around campus does not
first RAG week without funding from the Union. become difficult such as longer walks or uneven surfaces such as those around the
library currently. I would start by making sure that students in university
In my second year I was elected to be the first Community Officer on the accommodation are not disturbed too much and warned in advance and also making
Union Executive committee. In this role, I worked with the Guildford sure that students get the right information to help them to move into private rented
Borough Council to implement a Student Housing accreditation scheme accommodation, looking at a range of issues such as security, deposits and quality of
to better student housing in Guildford, I attended residents groups to the house.
help change the negative light in which students in the community are
often seen in and I attended several NUS Conferences and networked Volunteering: I believe that Volunteering is positive on every level, to those
with other university sabbatical teams to bring back fresh new ideas to volunteering and to those being helped. 73% of employers would employ a candidate
Surrey. with volunteering experience over one without (Timebank) and I would like to
promote volunteering more to students as well as look into more nationally
In my final year I was elected VP of the Law Society and I am currently a recognized awards to offer students to take part in.
co - project manager for the Sainsbury’s Sport Relief Mile Guildford,
Student Finance: I will do my best to make sure that if there is a crisis in 2010/2011
2010.
year that students are aware of the support they can receive such as the hardship
I feel that I have the ability, if elected, to support students with any fund as well as making sure current students re-apply early.
concerns, be it the fears of coming to Surrey as a fresher up to the worry
Integration: I will do my best to making sure that all students whether you are a GSA,
and nerves of final year exams and dissertations. If elected I would be
International Mature or a Disabled student receive the same opportunities and
100% dedicated to this role, available 24/7 if needed, doing everything I
choices as well as being represented at all levels of the Union.
can to make the student experience a positive one for all!
Continuing… Promoting Welfare issues in The Stag and GU2 in order to promote
Vote GEORGINA EMILY HANCOCK [1] as your information and give students the chance to give me feedback about issues that are
important to them by being visible on campus and approachable.
VP WELFARE
2 better communication
brand new, modern and ‘easy to use’ website to
unite the union and its members, and also to
keep a beady eye on your sabbs work.
3 pure action
no fuss, drama or politics; just pure action.
expect students’ good fortune,
health, happiness and prosperity
to be top prioirty.
VP WELFARE. REDEFINED.
Tamsin For VP Welfare
My name is Tamsin MacLellan and I am a second year International Politics student.
If elected:
Whether it’s baking for charity cake sales or watching movies with Onslow Village Brownies I try and help out with as much as
possible, both on and off campus. Creative with ideas, positive and outspoken; I always stand my ground. If elected I will represent
all Surrey students’ needs and be there to offer whatever help and advice is needed; ranging from something as small as where
Amigo’s is, to how to deal with an uncooperative landlord. I’m motivated and enthusiastic about everything I do and this will be no
exception.
“Tamsin is approachable and understanding and someone who you can definitely count on for good advice”
Frances Boswell, Maths UG
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Zoe Papadopoulos
VICE PRESIDENT WELFARE 2010/2011
Kate Barker (Proposer) “She’s helped me through my time at University; let her help you through yours.”
For the past four years Surrey University has been my home, but as I am now coming to the end of my degree on the Law course, I
would really like the opportunity to give something back, something that would ensure the experience was as enjoyable for other
students as it was for me.
Having been personally involved and dedicated in maintaining and developing a sports team, namely the rugby club, I understand
the importance of working together, friendship and community within the student lifestyle and this understanding has given me the
passion and drive to run for this position.
I believe as a Welfare Officer I would have an open mind and my main aim would be to connect with students from all backgrounds
and make sure that every students’ welfare is guaranteed. I have the motivation and drive to ensure that every student releases
their full potential while being at Surrey University and I will do everything in my power to represent your interests and achieve our
common goals and ideals. There are several ways I would go about this, and they are outlined in my pledges below.
My pledges:
x To provide a Welfare Pack that will be handed out during Freshers’ Week to help new students settle into University life with all
the relevant information about preserving their welfare. It will include information on general welfare, sexual health advice, drug /
alcohol abuse, eating disorders, housing / money problems, environmental issues and tips and advice from current students /
past students, for example, what facilities they made the most of that helped release their full potential at the university.
x To promote the significance and importance of sexual health awareness, providing free condoms and information and advice
about where you can go to get checked. This is also advantageous to the promotion of good mental and physical health of the
student; this will include improving the resources available within the Students’ Union.
x To work closely with Student Support, Advice and Services to ensure all students settle into University life and feel comfortable
in their own surroundings, with the help of as many university services as possible to aid them in this. This is important as many
new students may need help and advice when dealing with the transgression from home life to University life but are afraid of
coming to the Union office with certain problems.
x To guarantee that the views and voices of the student body are fully heard in the Students Union and are dealt with in good
time, as soon as humanly possible. The one thing that students cannot afford when doing a degree is a delay or slow production
of services and resources.
See you after Easter!
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What The Buzz: • HTC to ‘fully defend’ itself against Apple patent suit
PlayStation Move appears • Student loan system failure could happen again
to have chosen a simple, if • Newegg terminates supplier relationship over counterfeit Core i7 CPUs
somewhat boring, title. The
PS Move is, for all intents Visit thestagsurrey.co.uk for links to news articles giving full coverage on these news events
and purposes, Sony’s
answer to the Nintendo Wii; it is the latest, wireless,
motion sensor technology for gamers. The concept
is that the already-released PlayStation Eye camera
Talk to Strangers
senses the position of the controller along with motion by Ankur Banerjee
sensors on the controller to track motion.
WARNING: The contents of the websites discussed in this article are ‘user-generated’.
But, why would you buy it instead of the already well- Which, of course, is a polite way of saying “There shall be porn”. The author advises
established Wii? For one it is lighter than the Nintendo that these sites are not suitable for young users, and even others should proceed with
Wii and doesn’t give users ‘Wii-fatigue’ from swinging due caution.
their arms around wildly. The PS Move is comes with
17-year-old high school student Andrey Ternovskiy from Moscow, and 18-year-old Leif K-Brooks
rechargeable batteries; this makes the PS3 Move
of Vermont, USA might not be names you’ve heard of. Yet, these teenage wunderkinds have
a cheaper bet as there is no more forking out for AA started something of a phenomenon on the Internet with the websites they have launched –
batteries every few months. On the subject of price, Chatroulette and Omegle, respectively.
Sony announced that the controller, the Eye and a game
is looking to retail at around £50. However, this cost On one hand is the world that social networking sites promote – of ‘social everything’ where you
might be a conservative estimate, once you start adding share moments of your life with friends and family…and then there are sites such as Omegle
more controllers for a multiplayer gaming experience. and Chatroulette that pioneered the concept of ‘stranger chat’. It’s similar to the old-school
concept of chatrooms / IRC, with the exception that in this case you’ll be chatting one-to-one
The issue of cost is obviously going to be one that is of the with a stranger – no IM handles, no knowledge of who they are at all. You logon to the site, get
utmost importance to students but, when considering randomly paired up with someone – and start a chat. It’s up to either of you to disconnect and
other factors, is the PS Move really that much of a move on to someone else.
bargain? In a world that is arguably dominated by the
Omegle sounds well-moved away from reality. Can you really be that desperate, that instead
Nintendo Wii and the Xbox 360, how many people will
of talking to your friends you’ll want to talk to someone whom you don’t know, in some corner
actually already have the PS3 console? Additionally, for of the globe you don’t know? These sites’ popularity suggests ‘yes’. I think the draw of Omegle
those of us with Wiis already and, let’s face it, a lot of us comes from the fact that because it’s online, because it’s anonymous, because it’s a stranger
have them, sharing games, controllers and nunchucks you can have discussions ranging from philosophy to the best strategies to survive a zombie
with friends who also have the Wii is easy and makes apocalypse – and they can be quite engaging too! More often than not though, you might find
for cheap gaming experiences but, will this be possible retards who can’t spell properly.
with the PS Move?
Chatroulette, on the other hand, pairs you up on a video chat with a random stranger on the site.
Another turn off for consumers may be just the general Don’t like someone you see? Just hit ‘next’ to move on to a different person. Most interactions
appearance of the controller. With a similar build to the on Chatroulette are a few seconds long, and with no spoken or written conversation. Some
Wii remote, the sleek, black PS3 Move controller looks strangers might try to shock you by trying to seemingly do something horrific on screen, or some
strangely alien with a coloured sphere sitting prominently might be playing drinking games – more often than not, it’s someone staring into a webcam with
a bored expression before one of you hits ‘next’.
at the front. One online reviewer has already compared
it to looking like a vibrator (in fact, it does indeed have The primary difference between Omegle and Chatroulette though is the while on Omegle you
vibrating feedback) and, whilst wondering what kind of might actually have interesting, 30-minute conversations, with Chatroulette it’s usually 3
Ann Summer stores he has been frequenting, I got the seconds of some guy masturbating (or as soon as you can hit ‘next’). Needless to say, I prefer
sense that the PlayStation Move just won’t be taken Omegle between the two.
seriously.
‘Stranger chat’ is probably yet another Internet fad, but it’s interesting to observe how a new
With ‘Project Natal’ looming around the corner from medium can open up people to have completely random conversations with random strangers.
Microsoft, will Sony find itself, once again, stuck in the
middle of two gaming giants? Only time will tell.
by Amy Johnson
Surrey University students have a proud history of trading home-made intimate • Knock on your neighbour’s
material. The Surrey Sex Tape Institute was set up in 1974, well before home-taping door. Run away while
was widely available Surrey was leading the way in this fledgling industry. Since then it Peter Andre stands there.
has been one of the cornerstones of campus life, it has evolved with the ages and was AWKWARDLOLOL!!1!!
one of the first societies at the university to take its business online. Students joining
the Surrey STI can view home-made sexual material featuring many of their favourite • Make Peter Andre give out his
other Surrey students, providing they donate some of their own. It’s that simple. number. It’s actually your neighbour’s.
Membership is free for hot women and some couples, £20 for most men and some
• Make Peter Andre write a pros and cons list about your neighbour.
couples. If you are interested then send a reasonably clothed shot of you, your partner
or your ex to SurreySTI@gmail.com and they’ll decide if they want to see more. • Get Peter Andre to tell your neighbour to stop following their dream and be
realistic
This Week’s List – Fun Things To Do With Peter Andre
• Get Peter Andre to gamble your neighbour’s savings, on what his dinner will be.
• Get Peter Andre to kick down your neighbours fence
Order a pizza.
• Put Peter Andre through your neighbour’s letterbox, on fire
• Host a TV cookery show in your neighbour’s kitchen, featuring Peter Andre.
• Get Peter Andre to order loads of pizza for your neighbours and make them pay
• Dress Peter Andre up as Santa and tell your neighbour’s kids that Santa is dead.
for it.
• Swimming.
• Chatroulette
• Get Peter Andre to go round your neighbours and ask them to pull his finger.
For more jokes, artwork and mail-order brides become a fan of Pac-Man’s
• Get Peter Andre to throw lightbulbs at your neighbours. Wedding on Facebook.
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Annual Students Awards
A student responsible for sending an email seeking advocating an authoritarian approach to Management student.
interest for a new nationalist society, found himself at governance, which fails to represent individual rights.
the receiving end of abusive replies as students chose to However, civic nationalism, an ideology adopted by the The student responsible for proposing the society
voice their opinions about the proposed society. Included SNP, refers to a form of nationalism in which national continued, “We will form a peaceful and proactive group.
in the replies were accusations about the motives identify and heritage is fundamental to a country. We will have regular get-togethers in which they will be
behind such a proposal, which referenced political based around discussing nationalism, supporting British
parties accused as being far-right, despite receivers of Speaking to The Stag, the student responsible for nationalism, celebrating British culture and ethnicity, our
the email not being aware of the proposed society’s core proposing the new society explained, “I wanted to join heritage and achievements as a nation.”
objectives. a political/social debating or cultural society that had
similar views to myself or that I would fit in with. There The student also identified the need to bring back ‘family
The student responsible for proposing the society, who is not a single group on the huge list of societies that shops’ that reflect the local identify of the surrounding
according to the message was “in the early stages of represented nationalists or celebrated British culture, so area; something, according to the student, ‘missing in
setting up a society for nationalists”, sent an email to I took it upon myself to start a new society. A fully ratified high streets’ across Britain. Apparently, this ‘indirectly
all students in the Faculty of Management and Law. Nationalist society will ensure true implementation of involves race’ and ethnic identity is an outcome of such
According to the email, the apparent motives of the diversity and freedom of speech in our union.” an ideology. But exactly what is ‘British culture and
society, other than ‘a society for nationalists’, included ethnicity’?
meeting new people and improving debating, networking, “I am aware that nationalists or patriots of British culture
and presentation skills. are constantly being portrayed in a negative light by the It’s the responsibility of the society to determine the
media, therefore I’m not expecting student reaction to answer to this question, while it is also the society’s
Directly after this email was sent, some recipients chose be all positive. For students that can see past this, I am responsibility to maintain the Union’s ‘fairness for all’
to ‘reply to all’ and highlighted their objections: allowing actually expecting them to welcome the arrival of this approach to representing students. Ethnic representation
all students on the FML address list to witness their group even if they don’t agree with our views.” is a controversial and sensitive topic among students.
response. Responses to the email included a reference Eamonn Armstrong continued by arguing that “British
to the English Defence League (EDL), shaved heads and The University of Surrey Students’ Union has always culture is precisely what we already see in the Students’
a white cape, while other students chose to object to strived for a fair representation of all students at the Union... it being a strong multicultural organisation
the accusations and defended the student’s freedom to University. The advantages of a multicultural campus are which is constantly changing and incorporating people
speak. plain to see at events such as Freshers’ Fayre, where from different backgrounds.”
a variety of stalls representing different international
The term ‘nationalism’ refers to a desire for the societies welcome new students. Although opinions about nationalism remain mixed, a
independence of a country and has been gradually society, which raises awareness about the values and
associated with established political movements, However, considering recent media interest and political heritage of this nation could further strengthen the core
including the British National Party (BNP), the United developments surrounding parties like the BNP, it seems values of our Students’ Union. However, it appears only
Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP), as well as equally important to carefully distinguish the motives for fair that what represents British culture is agreed by the
the Scottish National Party (SNP). However, careful such a society. Many politically aware students argue entire student community.
distinctions have been introduced for when the term ethnicity should not be a factor, given Britain’s current
is used in a political context; distinguishing between multicultural structure. “Promoting British heritage is a Those responsible for accusing this proposed society of
‘ethnic’ and ‘civic’ nationalism. fantastic idea. But this should have nothing to do with ethnic injustice should have considered the society’s
the colour of someone’s skin. Also, what exactly do we motives – good or bad – before coming to such an
Ethnic nationalism, often associated with the BNP, refers mean by British Heritage? I reckon the Union already immediate conclusion.
to a nation defined by ethnicity. Political parties that celebrates British culture with events such as ale
adopt this form of nationalism have been criticised as festivals,” said Eamonn Armstrong, a final year Business by Ben Pook
ChemSoc
We’ve got Chemistry!
This issue’s Society of the Fortnight is ChemSoc and here’s why, in the words of David Pugh (Sport and Social Secretary):
We are linked with the Royal Society of Chemistry, the Society for Chemical Industry and the British Association. We run events on campus and further
afield for members as well as taking part in sporting events in the local area. We have also raised £700 for charity. We run a buddying system for
new students, for help with exams, lab reports and the like. We are very approachable and everyone is welcome on our socials (except physics)!
Find us at www.unis-chemsoc.co.uk
To suggest your Society of the Fortnight please send an email to societies@thestagsurrey.co.uk and explain your reason(s) for choosing them.
societies@thestagsurrey.co.uk
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Music
Architects @ HMV Forum - 12th March 10
Music News
by Mark Allen
Shady Retreat peaks four tracks in with single ‘The End’, a melancholy ‘Words Are Pegs Upon Which We Hang Ideas’ is a lot more within the realms of
stirrer that may prick the ears of lovelorn summer daydreamers. To some afrobeat foals-esque indie, and has a great tempo and upbeat feel, and there is
extent, Peasant has found a niche market with these particular sunset even some old samples over the top. Really picking up towards the end, I think this
strollers in mind, however in the most part, Shady Retreat is a short, is one for the dance floor at times.
gentle ride to nowhere: fit for middle class dinner parties and nostalgic
sauvignon drinkers staring blankly into space. ‘Beanieandodger’ is another number with real pace behind it, with the offbeat hi
hats driving things along nicely in the chorus, whilst the guitar bangs out consistently
***** nice and simple riffs.
The Album Argument ‘Vessels’ ends the EP, and is a track that really grows throughout. What sounds like
by Tom Goulding 3 part harmony sounds great against the almost hymn-like guitar and organ part.
Maybe this is modern church music, who knows? When the drums kick in though,
Let’s face it, there are some albums that should only ever be played as this is a truly epic number, and builds and builds, with some great bits in between.
a seamless piece of art. Massive Attack’s seminal Blue Lines, The Who’s Quite a unique little number.
Quadrophenia and Nine Inch Nail’s With Teeth are but three albums
plucked from a fathomless list for which this rule applies, yet digital This is a good debut EP by these guys, and it’s always good to have a bit of variety in
downloads have left such preferences obsolete. Why spend £7.99 on a first release, which this has. Having also just been on tour with Tubelord, I’m sure
Pulp’s 1995 classic Different Class when Common People can be yours they’re building up quite a number of fans by now.
for 79p? Of course anyone with a head built for sense wouldn’t waste
a penny on the record label conglomerates, but that’s an issue worth
The White Stripes -
discussing for a different day. Under Great White Northern Lights
by Andy Flowers
The ‘album argument’ between artists and their respective labels came
to the public’s attention with the release of Radiohead: The Best Of Those of you thinking “Oh! A new White Stripes album!” it’s not exactly new, it’s a
in 2008. Thom Yorke had stated in a previous interview that the band live CD/DVD collection of old material.
would never release a greatest hits compilation, yet with the revelation
that Radiohead had no intention to resign their contract with EMI, the I saw the White Stripes live back in 2005. This was with my ex-girlfriend…ultimately
label went ahead and did it anyway. The result was a mess: debut single meaning I now have some sort of suppressed hatred toward the White Stripes, but
Creep ran headlong into conceptual-masterpiece No Surprises, whilst the I promise I won’t let that get in the way…THIS ALBUM IS SH*T. I jest. But in all
bewildering Everything In Its Right Place ended the musical mutilation, seriousness, this album is kinda sh*t.
despite everyone with a pair of ears knowing that to extract songs from
Kid A at random is the equivalent of opening a book of Ezra Pound’s poetry The DVD is a documentary with live footage collected from the American duo’s
having vaguely enjoyed Wordsworth’s Daffodils. Radiohead regretted their 2007 Icky Thump tour across Canada. The CD album contains a selection of their
former label’s decision, yet understood there was nothing they could do. best songs from the tour. For just two people on a stage, they rock pretty damn
hard.
However in March this year, it was EMI’s turn to step down after a high
court battle with prog-rock veterans Pink Floyd. The label had ignored the So the documentary, directed by Emmett Malloy, premiered at the Toronto
band’s 1999 contract stating that the sale of individual songs from such International Film Festival last year. It has wide praise and you can see why. It
albums as Wish You Were Here and The Wall was prohibited, arguing that contains some of the White Stripes awesome live antics mixed with odd off-stage
this did not take digital downloads into account. The album argument footage. It’s the off-stage footage that I have a problem with.
waded into view once more: a flawless rock opera stretching over two
Anyone familiar with front man Jack White and drummer Meg White will know
discs or Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)? The judge ruled in favour of
the confusion surrounding their ex-husband and wife, possible brother and sister
the Floyd, stating the contract was valid in preserving “the artistic integrity
and best friend relationship. The documentary doesn’t resolve any confusion, and
of the albums”.
is pretty boring to watch. The only thing you really learn is that Meg is a heavy
Is this a success for artistic integrity? The age of downloading has smoker.
widened our ears to a variety of music that no other generation could
At the end of the film you see Jack serenade Meg with the song “White Moon”.
have dreamed of thirty years before; the image of a teenager hunched
It brings her to tears. And it’s pretty awkward to watch. Almost as awkward as
over a hi-fi recording the weekly BBC chart show on to cassette is an
watching Johnny Depp perform the “funderwhack”.
impoverished Dickensian nightmare in the face of today’s mp3-plugged
android. However with that has come the steady decline of the album The songs on the album are strong. You have “Black Math”, “Blue Orchid”, “Fell In
as an art form, and for someone who believes listening to The Dark Love With a Girl” and “Seven Nation Army”, to name only four of the sixteen. But
Side of the Moon on vinyl from start to finish is one of the few great really, you’re better off listening to them on the studio albums. The audio and film
experiences to appreciate in life. I personally feel, that Pink Floyd has footage doesn’t do them justice. The White Stripes are a band you really need to
won a tremendous victory for music lovers everywhere. experience live, it’s a gig you’ll never forget…even if it is with an ex-girlfriend…
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Dance and Theatre......
Another term has whizzed by, spring is most definitely on her way and the Easter break is fast approaching…I’d just like to thank all the writers who have
contributed this term. As always we are still on the look out for new talent so if you’d like to write next term please contact me.
There two new features to welcome to these pages: ‘Quotes Corner’ and ‘Dancer of the Moment’, as well as all the latest review and what’s on news. If you
have any artistic quotes or rising dance or theatre stars you’d like to see in this space please contact me at dancetheatre@thestagsurrey.co.uk
Where: The Found Space, AC. Please meet at PATS lower foyer.
How much: £3
Where: PATS
by Jennifer Pearce
On Sunday the 21st February 2010 the second year dancers “shook it up”. Feeling frustrated that they did not have enough opportunities to perform, they took
it upon themselves to organize a dance showcase in Rubix, primarily so that friends and family could see what they’d be up to...
The initiative was led by Vicky Goody, Neisha Holder, Constance Gibbs and Rowena Bennett who decided to motivate fellow second years to create a show
based on the work and repertoire we had been doing in class over the course so far. The performance featured two Kathak pieces, two African pieces, two ballet
and two contemporary ones. Hype (student led hip-hop dance squad) also performed. Malcom Hunt (VP Welfare officer) was most impressed commenting,
“the event ran seamlessly… a massive credit to those involved in its planning and execution”.
The event proved to be a massive success. All of the seats sold out and many people even paid to stand. Much praise was given to the second years. Melissa
Borelli-Blanco, a dance lecturer, remarked its demonstration of “initiative, consistency, excellent organizational skills, and obviously, dance talent”. They were
also commended for their political and social awareness for raising money for Haiti Relief.
So go against the grain, use your own initiative, create your own show, dance your own dance. HE2 proved they certainly know how to shake it up.
"There is a bit of
unison section. What was interesting was how the choreographer appeared to
have fused elements of hip hop, contemporary and the martial art capoeira.
The second piece was completely different. A solo both made and danced by
Darren Ellis. The piece explored the idea of ‘practice’, how it ‘makes perfect’
but also how consuming it can be. The light captures his frantic shaking of the
drumsticks, they shine brightly in the darkness. A classic marching band jacket
insanity in dancing that
hangs on a hanger down stage. A tape begins as audio accompaniment; it is
a cassette on learning how to play the drums. He proceeds to sit and “learn”
how to play the drums, exaggerating the movement the tape tells him to do.
does everybody a great
deal of good."
The music crescendos, as the music climaxes the dance dynamics do the
same, reaching to his extremities. The comical effect of the piece was well
received by the audience the dancer used good facial expressions to further
the amusement. The piece ends suddenly leaving us a little tense.
The third piece plunged the audience into the perils of the mind of
schizophrenics. A dancer sat on a sofa twitching as the lights begin to dim. She
wears an angry pained expression and is shaking vigorously. The beginning of
the piece has a major impact; the music begins loudly while the house lights - Edwin Denby
are still up. ‘Vertigo’ by U2 blasts through the speakers. All four dancers are
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Film Get the popcorn ready......
The Bounty Hunter (12A)
Please Jennifer Aniston, film has no place for you! A female her he must decide, can he possibly bring her in? I think
friend of mine went to see The Bounty Hunter last week. mentioning the ending would waste my batting fingers against
Bearing in mind she only sees one film a year at the cinema, the keyboard. Dire, absolutely dire.
she came out of the cinema saying, “It was alright”.
*****
Well, first of all I am starting to wonder if she can get her
money back, but most of all, if “alright” was the best thing The by Ollie Sim
Bounty Hunter could do to her; it is an appalling indictment of
how low populist cinema is at the moment.
***** An efficient remake of George Romero’s 1973 horror film about a community
that is driven crazy by a toxin in their water supply. It is less daunting than the
original and the military presence is emphasised, but it is still quite good.
by Ankur Banerjee
I held back my tears and spoke truth, Just abusing time in the Coffee Shop.
so that time would stop going backwards and I could breathe again.
Caffeine lines my oesophagus,
Babel Text fills my mind.
by Andrew Phipps
‘More of the same sir?’,
How the might oak did fell
To serve a purpose, a comfortable warning. I tilt my head forward, then let it be filled.
Left scrambling for answers in a pit of romantic commodity. Murdering time merely on a whim.
Natural disaster or power of a greater source? Call me Lloyd, you’ll find me somewhere else.
The pulp of the once great Babylonian branch,
Wilde about something, re-Joyce at something
Where children once played, else.
Reduced to the unknown musings of a beast called man. Hours are precious,
How longer shall Babel be of use?
So better to waste them than squander them on
Leant on as a pillar of knowledge and culture. meaning!
Until the image cracks and is succeeded.
Be gone, leave me!
Or…to die horribly in the wake of the next fall; man’s own end.
Don’t ask
A chair if you please.
Talk to me when I’m not…
Word of the Moment: YELLOW
Abusing time in the Coffee Shop.
So, spring has arrived and aptly the word of the
Word
moment is YELLOW. Picture the scene; fluffy yellow
chicks surrounding the Mother Duck around the Would you like to contribute to
Of
lake, where you have come to offer crumbs of
bread. The sun so bright you can wear sunglasses
the Literature section?
The
now; no need for the scarf and coat you have
lived in for what seems like a year. I’m hoping this
Submit your articles at
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Moment
dream will become a reality soon, but maybe I’m
being too optimistic. In any case, the colour yellow Or
seems to lift my mood...so bring on the sunshine,
and I’ve got my shades at the ready!
Send all queries to our Litera-
ture Editor at
by Laura Bright literature@thestagsurrey.co.uk
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Surrey University Football Club Sports Relief Jail Break 2010
By James Salmon decided to head south bound towards Dover where
the met some familiar faces, Chopper & Salty!
On Saturday 13th March 2010 at 20:00pm, The
University of Surrey FC undertook the challenge of Highlights/Lowlights: Blagging a lift to Heathrow,
a jail break, aiming to get as far away from Guildford failing to get on a plane, arguing over a life in a
as possible, in support of Sport Relief 2010. camper van, crossing the Channel, purchasing a
University of Brugge hoody, playing the harmonica
The winning pair was decided by exact geographical & blagging a free lift home!
position, measured by distance from the Varsity
Centre Guildford ‘as the crow flies’. This was Finished: Joint 2nd Place Distance: 197.4 Miles
decided at 8:00pm on Sunday 14th March 2010,
24 hours after the start. Destination: Brugge, Belgium
Finished: 4th Place Distance: 1 Mile (And that’s Steven ‘Disco’ Cole, Andrew ‘Foxy’ Fox
generous)
Disco & Foxy were two of the outsiders of the
Destination: In bed in Guildford jailbreak. Starting the event in roller blades certainly
did help matters, a combination of bad technique
and poor conditions left them behind the early
James ‘Fish’ Salmon & His Bike pace setters.
Jim Salmon decided to take on the jailbreak with At the time of writing this article, I still don’t know
his bike. After failing to blag another member of exactly where these two lads are! However from
SUFC he took on the cycle ride solo. Partnering up what I do know, thanks to Jon Creswicks ‘Jailbreak
with his trusty, (or not so as it turned out), bike on Tracker’ group, here are some highlights/lowlights.
a mission down to & around the Isle of Wight, via
Farnham & Portsmouth. Highlights/Lowlights: Disco being woken up 3
times at the airport by police mistaking him for a
Highlights/Lowlights: Stopping off at a friends hobo, Disco being head butted in a Leeds nightclub,
house party/rave, getting a flat tyre & having to jog Foxy & Disco making it to Newcastle & winning
with the bike 15 miles down the A3 at 2.30AM, SUFC’s 2010 Jail break!
having a photo taken at Fratton Park, blagging a
ferry to the Isle of Wight & arriving in Shanklin. Finished: 1st Place Distance: 303 Miles
Destination: Shanklin, Isle of Wight, UK Finally, a big thank you for all of the support & kind
donations we received throughout organising &
taking part in the event. We managed to raise just
Chris ‘Mucky’ McDermott, Robert ‘Robo’ under £2,000 for Sports Relief 2010 and couldn’t
Jones have done it without you!
Mucky & Rob were some people’s favourites for the We are still accepting donations; feel free to donate
jailbreak and their luminous shell suits, as well as at www.justgiving.co.uk/jamessalmonjustgiving or
a lift straight to Heathrow put them in good stead for further information on Sports Relief log on to
to do well. www.sportsrelief.co.uk
It had to happen eventually. After toying with the idea of adding an extra It’s not just short term that the league could prosper. With each team
game to be played abroad the Premier League was due an idea that giving it all to make the play offs interest level in the Premiership would
was actually, you know, good. And that idea was to add a four team be at an all time high. Imagine the attendance boosts for teams who
play off system for the fourth and final Champions League spot. And to struggle to fill their stadiums if they are in the hunt for a Champions
celebrate their great idea… they rejected it. League place. Imagine the financial benefits to the teams who are
making the big time, and using that money to blow the league wide open
Well, to say that the Premier League rejected the plans would be again. The financial divide between the top teams would be drastically
unfair. Fourteen of the twenty teams had to agree to the new proposal, shortened by the extra revenue from potentially three more matches at
meaning it would take just six to reject it. With Manchester United, the end of the season.
Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool publically against it, the idea was
doomed from the start. And why would those four back it? They’ve held The play offs have been in the place in the lower leagues for years and,
what can only be described as a monopoly over the Champions League while they can be a cruel mistress (and I speak from experience after
spots for years and it’s only this year with the managerial brilliance of watching Southend get knocked out a couple of years ago) it gives
Redknapp and O’Neill, the financial clout of Manchester City and the teams that extra impetus to throw caution to the wind and try to make
inept performances of Liverpool that have even threatened to change that one last spot. Even this year we can see what the play offs have
this. But this is exactly why we need the play offs, and had this season done for Southampton – a team who started the year ten points behind
been like every other in which the top four places had been decided by the others and couldn’t find their feet in League One, only to find form
November I think it would be difficult to argue against this idea. and push on with the chance of reaching that one last spot still there.
It might be unlikely, it might take a miracle, but the Saints still believe
Take, for instance, Stoke City. A very well organised side that are difficult they can make it against all odds, and belief alone is what make the
to play against. Imagine they suddenly hit a rich vein of form and find play offs so fascinating. You simply can’t afford to write yourself off until
themselves stealing 7th position. What does that mean for them now? it is mathematically impossible to make it.
Very little. What would it mean if we had the play off proposition in
place? The potential to upset the rigid formality of the current system in I completely understand that the play offs can be unpopular (mainly by
the league where the “haves” dominate the “have-nots” at almost every those who have seen their team lose in them) and there are perfectly
opportunity. Teams will throw everything they have in to making the top acceptable reasons why the play offs should not take place. But if it
seven. Anyone could make it, even after a bad start to the season. goes even some way towards evening the playing field and adding
Teams in the mid table wouldn’t accept their spot- there would be too intrigue to what is already one of the most entertaining and exciting
much on the line. The teams lower down the table will push on the leagues in the world, then I absolutely think we should embrace it. If it
belief that they could make the play offs; the teams at the top fighting has the potential to excite us football fans then I’ll be the first in line to
to avoid it. Complacency in the Premiership would become a thing of support it.
the past.
With the importance in developing young players never higher than during a World Cup season, plans are now in place; starting next season, each
team must select their match day squad from a squad of 25 players, eight of whom have to be home grown (a player who has spend three years
registered for an English or Welsh team before he turns 21 regardless of nationality). In addition to this, this 25 man squad may be supplemented
with the any number of extra players under the age of 21.
So what does this mean in practical terms? Firstly, it’s the first significant move the Premier League has made towards rulings in squads, following
previous debates about the number of non-British players in a squad or criteria on young players. With teams unable to simply sign the best
players available to them at any age, teams will now be forced to put greater emphasis on bringing along young players and then give them
opportunities in the first team that they may not have had before.
With young foreign talent available for so little, people may argue that this will simply result in the increase in non-British players joining the league
at a young age, but the chances are that many teams will simply be forced to take a gamble on their young British players rather than bringing in
aged foreign players. Therefore, we might be seeing the next generation of England’s superstars being given a chance at the highest level much
sooner than we would have before, and teams might not be quite so eager to cast aside youngsters they don’t think are quite ready for the big
time.
by David Holt
sports@thestagsurrey.co.uk
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Football Blitz
by Don Decaprivano gardening leave prove to be a deciding factor in their survival?
Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester United. These football clubs represent There’s all to play for and no one wants to slip up. The sad reality
more than what they were created for. For some, it is for fun, for others about this competition and every competition is that some one has to
it is for a hobby, for many it is a way of life. win and some has to lose. These are the moments we leave for and
I am very excited as the leagues draw the curtains down to a nothing
This year’s football season has proved to be nothing but mouth-watering but explosive season and raise the curtains for a much-awaited World
and exciting. Words cannot express the overwhelmingly sensational Cup.
feeling that it has brought. It is like one of those moments in a horror
movie that you do not really want to look but you still want to know Egotistical, cynical and brilliant and because we all love Jose Mourinho
what happened in the end. he deserves a special mention for some of the things he has said…
With debates of who will win the English Premier League, it is a very ‘In Portugal there is God first, then the Champions League Cup, then
close one to call. With Chelsea , Man Utd and Arsenal all battling it out me. I AM
for top spot and 8 more games it go, a draw is as good as a loss. With
Arsenal and Man Utd both through to the quarter-finals of the UEFA THE SPECIAL ONE
Champions League and Chelsea out this will give Chelsea more fire
and reason to spur them on to clinch the title and make up for being ‘Everybody was waiting for Chelsea not to win every game and one day,
knocked out of Europe by Inter Milan. when we lose, there will be a holiday in the country. But we are ready
for that.’
Wayne Rooney’s form is still blazing hot, scoring over 30 goals so far
this season. He is now only 10 goals behind Cristiano Ronaldo’s 42 ‘After all that has happened this season – and that is a lot – I’ve reached
goal feat that he achieved in the 2007/2008 season. With the World the conclusion that I am a good loser.’ – after losing the Premiership
Cup looming, less than 90 days away, Mr. Capello would love Rooney title to Manchester United in the 2006/2007 season.
to carry this great form that would hopefully lead England to the World
Cup later on this year. ‘I think he is one of these people who is a voyeur. He likes to watch
other people. There are some guys who, when they are at home, have
The battle for forth spot just keeps on getting more and more exciting, a big telescope to see what happens in other families. He speaks,
with four teams still vying for the precious position. An inconsistent Man speaks, and speaks about Chelsea.’ – on Arsène Wenger
City, a resilient Aston Villa and a rejuvenated Liverpool are all battling it
out for the last spot to join Europe’s elite in the Champions League. ‘I never lose at Stamford Bridge’ – Speaking before the match against
Chelsea
The relegation battle seems to be unclear with Portsmouth picking up
results during a terrible period in the club’s history. Having sacked their Mourinho we love you.
manager, will Hull City’s decision to dismiss Phil Brown and put him on
(Get well soon David Beckham.)
Inside Sport
With David Holt...
In this feature I’ll meet with people from University sports teams to in the Newquay clubs. And back in Guildford we do socials every 3
try and gain an insight in to their sport. This week I met Seb Rodgers weeks or so, the latest of which was a white t-shirt pub crawl last
from the Surf and Wakeboarding club. Wednesday, Roots--> Bar Med--> Spoons --> Flares --> Rubix,
which had about 25 people and good times were had by everyone.
How many people are involved in Surfing at University of
Surrey? If anyone is interested in joining, how do they get involved in
Surfing at Surrey Uni?
The biggest trip we run is around 40 people for weekend surf trips,
and on the Wakeboarding day trips it is normally 5-10 people. Just send us an e-mail to ussu.surf@surrey.ac.uk or search for
‘University of Surrey Surf and Wakeboard Club’ on Facebook and get
What ability level are you all at? in contact that way. We are a very friendly club so don’t hesitate to
give us an e-mail or come on one of our trips even if you don’t know
We are all beginners; no one in this club is pro by any means, which anyone going on it, as a lot of people come by themselves. Our next
make for good fun in the water as watching peoples spectacular bails trip is fully booked but we are going to do one more trip after Easter
is almost as good as the surfing itself. This also means that we don’t and it will be a big one as it is the last one of the year.
take it too seriously; it’s all about the fun.
Would you like to be interviewed and get the important information
What is the social life like and how often do you go out? about your sport out there? Email David Holt at sports@thestagsurrey.
co.uk if you would and we can organise an interview for future
On the trips itself down to Newquay the nights out are pretty messy, editions.
we leave on the Friday from Guildford and use the bus as pre-drinks
so when we arrive in Newquay everyone is game for a good session
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Your Comments Results
Once again, it’s time to see what the people of University of Surrey Once again the results are in for the Brighton Women’s 3rd 7-0 Surrey
are saying about the goings on in sport… university sports teams, with this Women’s 2nd (3rd March)
weeks Result of the Week going to
“The interview with the Aldershot right back is why I follow a lower the Women’s Hockey First Team for Cheam Ladies 3rd 0-2 Surrey Women’s
league team. He came across as really down to Earth and just their 7-0 win against Reigate Ladies. 1st (6th March)
human, which not many footballers do. He plays for the love of Contact me on sports@thestagsurrey.
the game and wants to do as well as he can and hopes it is with co.uk and let me know why you think Old Mid Whitgiftians Men’s 4th 0-3
your team deserves Result of the Surrey Men’s 2nd (6th March)
the team he plays for”
Week for next week’s issue.
Brunel Men’s 2nd 0-2 Surrey Men’s 1st
Anon on the interview with Ben Herd, the Aldershot Town right Badminton (10th March)
back. The interview can be seen online at www.thestagsurrey.
co.uk Royal Holloway Men’s 1st 7-1 Surrey Surrey Women’s 1st 1-1 Sussex Men’s
Men’s 1st (3rd March) 1st (10th March)
“Love that Herd used the term “kick in the b******s” in an
interview” Andy, also on the Ben Herd interview Royal Holloway Men’s 2nd 3-5 Surrey Portsmouth Women’s 3rd 0-6 Surrey
Men’s 2nd (3rd March) Women’s 2nd (10th March)
“So what if Becks is injured for the World Cup? He doesn’t play
more than 10 minutes a game for England anyway!” Dave on the Surrey Men’s 1st 6-2 Hertfordshire Surrey Women’s 1st 7-0 Reigate Ladies
injury that has ruled David Beckham out of the World Cup Men’s 2nd (10th March) 3rd (13th March)
“Nice to see from the articles and comments that a few people Basketball Addiscombe Men’s 3rd 5-0 Surrey
enjoyed the Olympics as much as me, I probably preferred them Men’s 2nd (13th March)
Surrey Men’s 51-77 Chichester Men’s
to the actual Olympics.” Anon on our coverage of the Winter Netball
(3rd March)
Olympics
Fencing Surrey Women’s 2nd 49-25 Royal
“As someone else who goes to see Surrey Storm I totally agree Holloway 2nd (3rd March)
that it is a wicked experience and is gonna get really popular Surrey Men’s 1st 134-135 Imperial
soon” Anon on last issues article on the Surrey Storm netball Men’s 2nd (3rd March) Portsmouth Women’s 2nd 50-36
team Surrey Women’s (10th March)
Portsmouth Men’s 1st 135-100 Surrey
“Steve Bruce paid £6 for Lee Cattermole?” ‘Big’ Ben Sparrow on Men’s 1st (10th March) Surrey Women’s 2nd 68-10 Reading
the mistype in the Under-Rated Premiership XI article Women’s 3rd (10th March)
Football
Are you bothered about Becks’ latest injury? Has something Rugby
happened in the world of sport that isn’t mentioned here? Send Imperial College Men’s 1st 1-2 Surrey
us your views to sports@thestagsurrey.co.uk Men’s 1st (3rd March) Surrey Men’s 1st 8-23 Kent Men’s 1st
(3rd March)
Reading Men’s 2nd 2-4 Surrey Men’s
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Would you like to contribute to Kings College 2nd 0-2 Surrey Men’s 3rd
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the Sports Section for The Stag? (3rd March) UCL Women’s 30-0 Surrey Women’s
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