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Volume 2, Issue 21
Volume 2, Issue 21
Volume 2, Issue 21
~ The Lincoln Holler ~ “Shooting the Shit While You Take Yours”
WANT ADS
Camping:
Either Lincoln or White Pine. Details to come soon.
Most people are heading out at
4:30 on Friday Grab a cigar and class it up with a
st
May 1 at 7:00pm long forgotten Lincoln Tradition.
Brian's Car is leaving around 7:00
Outside on the Whipple Lawn
It's all going down at Pig Rock
Drivers: Show off or support the event. _________________________
It should be pretty awesome. ___________________
Robert, Joey, Paul, Sean, Brian,
and Jordan Underground Poker:
Cost is $10 _________________________
For food and stuff. ___________________ Rule #1
You do not talk about
Pay up by Thursday. Price is Right: Underground Poker.
Bring a Sleeping Bag and a tent if Saturday, April 24th in JTB 100 Details coming to a chosen few
you feel like it. soon.
Free prizes
Ask Robert for any details. Fun games Or you could just ask Mark or
Brian about it.
_________________________ If you're interested in helping out,
___________________ Talk to Brian.
_________________________
End of the Year Banquet: ___________________
_________________________
Cost is $3 ___________________ I don't have anything else to put
For food and labor. here, so here's that image of the
Frisbee Golf: Students for Liberty Pony again.
Sunday, May 2nd
The Sunday before finals week Sunday,
Joe Crowley Student union April 25th at San Rafael Park.
Ballroom C
4:30-6:30 Sign up for a time at either front
desk.
Seating is limited so pay ASAP.
Ask Randy for details.
Collared shirt and tie necessary.
_________________________ _________________________
___________________ ___________________
For those with talent, sign up at Friday, May 7th in front of Lincoln
the front desk. and beyond.
Page 3 Volume 2, Issue 21 April 19, 2010
Nagging
There are many things women bitch about, and just
as many reasons why they bitch. None of these
reasons are good of
course; since any
end to which
nagging is the
means can't possibly
have been a noble
enterprise to begin
with.
For example,
women are all to
Irate: eager to remind you
of minor hygienic
oversights that men
Man's default -and only- emotion. Men are always
happen to have from
irate; sometimes for good reason, and sometimes for
time to time, like
no reason at all. Not to be confused with moody,
forgetting to shower.
which is what women become at least once per
After a second or
month, any time you want take a leak off a bridge,
third week, we get a
or any time you want to have sex which happens to
little tired of hearing
be 100 percent of the time. So in other words, being
about it, so we break
moody is a woman's natural response to men being
down and bathe so
irate, because God forbid a woman do anything
she'll finally shut
unless it's a response to, or obstruction of,
her hole.