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Drive me home …
Drive me home and comb my hair,
Use my perfume, I don’t care.

As you say: In love you fall,

Take me, then, to the dining hall.

There, don’t talk, and let me eat,

Fish and chips and peas and meat.

Share with me this piece of mousse,

But give me your orange juice.

Now, kiss me and suck my tongue,

Just remember, we are young.

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Casual Leave ... ‫إجازة عرضية‬
ِ‫ك ِللِنـكـاح‬َ ‫ت ذِل‬
ُ ‫س الَوقْـ‬َ ‫فَـبِـئْـ‬ ِ‫صباح‬ ّ ‫ت ال‬ َ ‫سـاعـا‬ َ ‫ت‬ َ ‫إذا َواقَـْعـ‬
ِ‫ك نَـْوًما بِـاْرتِـيـاح‬
َ ‫فَـأتْـبِـْع ذا‬ ً ‫ت ِمـي‬
‫ل‬ َ ‫ض‬ْ ‫ك َركَـ‬ َ ‫حيَنذا‬ِ ‫ك‬ َ ‫كَـأنّـ‬
‫ن الصياح‬ َ ‫ك الُمديُر ِم‬َ ‫َولَـْو َهلَـ‬ ٍ ‫ن كَـِقْر‬
‫ش‬ ْ ‫ت الّدَواَم َوكُـ‬ ِ ‫َول تَـأ‬
!‫ب ِللنَـباح‬
ُ ‫طَر‬ ْ َ‫ب تـ‬
ِ ‫سُد الغا‬ ْ ُ‫َوأ‬ ٌ ‫صْيـِد َدْيـَدنُـهـا نُـبـا‬
‫ح‬ ّ ‫ب ال‬ ُ ‫كل‬

,If you make love at sunrise

.That’s unhealthy and unwise

,In that case relax a while

 !You did run at least a mile

,Take a leave and be a shark

.Even if your boss would bark

,Barking dogs obey their nature

!While the lions like this feature

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The landlord is knocking the door!
Don’t go off and say: Goodbye,
If you leave me, I shall die.

Life with you was always warm,

Don’t push me naked in the storm.

Who will light my heart in murk?

Who will do my math homework?

Who will cook me fish and eggs?

Who will open wide her legs?

Stay with me, at least, in winter,

Else, send me your niece or sister.

That may not enhance my luck,

But secures a breast to suck.

I will miss your tea with mint?

Who will pay the housing rent?

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Invitation to Paradise …

Write your will and deeply sigh,

Reject this life and say: Good Bye!
 Beware the God before you fall,
Quit your sins and leave them all.

Make good deeds and let your heart,

In every favor have a part.

Jesus and Mohammad are,

Extremely close and not afar.

They taught us that life is short,

Soon the ship shall reach the port.

Train yourself and don't be vexed,

If your station is the next.

Seize the chance and heed the prophet

Join Islam and gain the profit,

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… Remember me
Remember me and don’t forget
.That I love you, I’ll never quit

If you ride a train or jet

And search the world, I firmly bet
.A lover like me you’ll never get

To prove my point I’ll let you marry

Enjoy your life and eat strawberry
Get some babies or miscarry
And get divorced and then remarry
But don’t come back and say ’am sorry

If your husband won’t develop

Then asked you to quit your job
Don’t be angry when you stop
You’ll be down and he’ll be up
If his mother wants to play
And she said that you disobey
?Would you go or will you stay

In either case, you would lose

No achievements, no applause
;You’ll find when you pause
That it’s your fault, you’re the cause

What you miss is an advice

!From your father, but alas
So, seek a friend who is really nice
Who would guide you without a price
‫حّبي دائم مذ كانا‬
ُ ‫إن‬ ‫اذكريني واحذري النسيانا‬

‫واسلكي في الرض في كل مسار‬ ‫فاركبي نفاثة أو في قطار‬

‫ب كمـثـلي بـاقـتــــدار‬
ّ ‫ح‬
ُ ‫يـحـمـل ال‬ ‫أتحدى أن يلقيـك حبيـب‬

‫وانهـلي الفراح من غَـْيَر انضبـاط‬ ‫ي ارتـبـاط‬

ّ ‫نأ‬
ْ‫ع‬َ ‫ابحثي للـتـو‬
‫ن ضل الصراط‬ ْ ‫ت َم‬
ِ ‫ أْن‬، ‫ل تعودي‬ ‫أنجبي الطفال أو كوني عقيم‬

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A chance to hug

Come my honey, and tell me,

Do you love him or love me?

If you love me still I bet;

Are you able to prove it?

As for me, I always feel,

That my love is pure and real.

Even though I don’t have hope,

My love is big and fills the globe.

Don’t exchange the love with money.

Remember that each time, my honey.
Go enjoy your marital life,
Forget me and be his wife.

If he wants you a baby-sitter,

Don’t object, and taste the bitter.

A love without a chance to hug,

Can only be a dirty bug.

If you want to live with me,

Fly so quickly like a bee.

As you’ll never give a try

Let’s face it, and say: GOOD BYE

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A Candy Box …
Have you eaten all this box?!
Then I can call you an ox.

Mind your food and watch your diet,

Skip your dinner, doze at night.

If your wife is rather fat,

Steal her meal and feed your cat.

Don’t eat much and keep smart,

Else, don’t count how much you fart.

If your son dislikes the school,

Was his dad, as well, that fool?

If you read a book a day,

Reward yourself and go to play

If your daughter loves the dance,

That’s a sign of no advance
If you have read till this line,
You enjoyed it. That is fine!

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See you in Paradise …
Years ago, you bit my lip
The bite was harder than a nip

I could only shriek and cry

As my lip was deeply wry

Marwan’s father quickly came

What’s the matter? What’s the game?

I informed him not to worry;

“We were kidding, we are sorry”

I was acting as a child

You were ruthless, I was mild

You hugged me with tense affection

I surrendered with errection!

What a wonder, what a shock!

Rubbed your p...y with my c..k!

Then you told me not to worry;

“Let us wait a year to marry”

I said ‘No’ but then agreed

Then sent you a note to read

Later on, and all-of-a-sudden;

You killed me, and sent a coffin!

After buying wed-bedroom;

You resolved to change the groom!

Since I love you, I don’t care

‘Am not selfish nor unfair

Seek your joy in this affair

Don’t be sorry nor despair

You are tender and deserve

All the bliss, without reserve

Raise your children as a mother

And be proud, and never bother

You are always kind and nice,

May I see you in Paradise?
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The Lovely Blend…

The unseen code on your front, has a similar one on mine.

Teach me, then, to read the font , I’ll be yours, & you’ll be mine

The zest I see in your eyes , says how deeply you can give
Don’t be zealous, but be wise, ask the question: Where to live?

Think of how to get food now, to keep alive and feed the body
First we need to milk the cow and the tits should be ready

Let us study every step and be careful not to trip

Should the love maintain a grip, the lip knows how to touch the lip

Yes my honey, let me start after listening, say your part

What does say my singing heart? “Stay with me, and don’t depart.”

Since my soul contains your soul it’s in fact your cozy flat.
And my heart, in love, did fall Shall you envy him for that?

We shall soon depart this world. One by one! That’s absurd.

Let’s enjoy and move forward, Sing a song or say a word.

Since you are my hope in life, will you ever be my wife?

If one day we meet this end that shall be: The Lovely Blend!