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Twilight Commentary Drinking Game
Twilight Commentary Drinking Game
Twilight Commentary Drinking Game
Game…
So whenever I need a pick me up, I listen to the Twilight Commentary on my Zune. So this week, while I
was listening to it…yet again…I thought that this audio would make a crazy fun kinda f*cked up
drinking game. WIN!
Just a reminder, that if you are not legal 1) you shouldn’t be hanging out at RAoR and 2) you can’t play
my game…Later Tater head over to the Wizards of Waverly Place NOW!
Grab your hoodie & your heiney and get in the mood to drink yourself silly!
The Rules
Roll your eyes & take a sip of your drink whenever Cougar Catherine Harddouchwicke says
“dude”
Take a small shot every time you hear Rob open some food, eat, drink or slurp on something
Eat some chips/munchies every time Rob goes silent from complete and utter mortification
Take a shot every time you can hear the utter regret & embarrassment in Kristen’s voice for
having ever agreed to do Twilight
Rob has started without us...quick grab your drink.
Take a sip every time Rob turns something normal like “rim” into something dirty and pervy
Vomit alert – try not to barf every time you can sense Cougar Cathy picturing Rob naked
Eat some chips/munchies whenever Rob says something that makes no sense whatsoever
Take a small sip whenever Rob giggles (you’ll be f*cked up in about 20 minutes if you don’t
keep those sips small LOL)
Take a shot every time you can almost hear Kristen rolling her eyes at some dumb-ass
comment from Cougar Cathy
Take a shot every time you sense Rob is secretly boob checking Kristen
Vomit alert – try not to barf when they all start talking about how great the “hold on tight
spider monkey” line is
Take a shot every time Rob or Kristen give Cathy a backhanded compliment.
Eat some chips/munchies every time Cougar Cathy says some boring director shit you could
care less about
F*ck what were we talking about..gah
Take a shot every time Rob says something completely random like “that’s my shirt”
Take a sip every time Kristen complains about something…her performance, the weather
(small sips or you’ll be passed out drunk before you know it LOL)
Take a sip every time Rob makes fun of his performance as Edward (again small sips or you
won’t make it to the accident scene LOL)
Eat a snack whenever Rob says lit’rally (this should help counteract all the sips from his
giggling)
take a sip every time YOU picture Rob naked or YOU think about banging him…uh oh GAME
OVER! Face down, butt in the air…time to brew some coffee *wink*
Phew, so if you’re not completely shit-faced by the time this movie is over…your f*cking doing it
wrong. LOL