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Iron Hawking (Preview)
Iron Hawking (Preview)
By
Case Blackwell
email:
woodsinthebear@gmail.com
website:
woodsinthebear.com
EXT. MIT LECTURE HALL. DAY.
Aerial shot of an MIT Lecture Hall.
SEXY FEMALE TA
(whisper shout)
Mr. Hawking... Excuse me...
Hawking!
SEXY FEMALE TA
Stephen!
STEPHEN HAWKING
(good old Hawking computer
voice)
Sorry babe. Anatomy lesson is over.
Sexy female TA, siting in the front row, leans towards
Hawking, showing off her cleavage.
SEXY FEMALE TA
Everyone is waiting...
The sexy female students suck on pens and stroke text books
seductively.
STEPHEN HAWKING
I’ve been asked here today to
lecture on the creation of the Iron
Hawking suit. Well, you want the
secret to my success? I’m afraid
you can’t have it. But I did you
all a big favor. The sexiest, most
brilliant man on the planet is now
a one man wrecking machine. Any of
you girls got question, come sit on
daddy’s lap.
STEPHEN HAWKING
Give me a smooch sugar thing. I
might not make it back.
Sexy TA rolls her eyes and smiles. She smooches the helmet
before clunking it on Hawking’s cocked head and shoving him,
super wheelchair and all, out the plane.
STEPHEN HAWKING
Iron Hawking in the house, bitches.
The crowd goes wild.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 5.
STEPHEN HAWKING
As in I want her as a toy. More
specifically, I want her as toy for
my penis. I want her on my penis,
like a toy for my penis, cause she
looks like a fun thing to put on my
penis. That’s what I meant by the I
want one comment, just so there’s
no confusion.
Sexy TA rolls her eyes even harder.
STEPHEN HAWKING
Sorry, sometimes the computer makes
it difficult to register
non-explicit shovenism.
Sexy TA smiles.
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END