Thanks to the Verizon Strike

I was able to tuck my 11-year-old son in nightly.

I ate dinner with my familywith conversation!
Played paper football games with my sons.
Stayed up lateon purpose.
Slept in lateon purpose.
Slowly but surely, DE-STRESSED.
Overheard (eavesdropped) 14-year-old son tell mom
about first kiss two nights ago.
Had several school lunch dates with 11-year-old son.
Participated in class planning for 2017 school year.
Attended ALL Hockey and Lacrosse games for Jackson
and Zachary.
Hand washed dishes.
Stayed DRY.
Watched Netflix.
Planned and took first Disney vacation.
Re-engaged with CWA Local 2222 Union with purpose.
Polished resume and updated skills.
Renewed work friendships while walking picket line.
Was able to flesh out selfish scabs.
Visited Washington D.C. and saw White House while
attending Union rally.
I got to run tons of errands.
Laughed at dozens of YouTube FiOS installation videos
highlighting ineptitude.
Ate, ate, ate.
Was able to attend 5th grade graduation ceremonies.
Was able to attend 7th grade awards ceremonies.
Watched mindless television with sons and wifewhile
eating ice cream.
Ate many bowls of cereal around midnight hour.
Became a lacrosse coach.
Gained 10 pounds.

Thank you, Verizon,

for your insistence on outsourcing
American jobs to foreign countries.

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Without your blurred vision, I may not have had the

chance to do anything but work. I have found a life.