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gotten him-- or herself-into quite a predicament.
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<i>S'il vous plait...</i>
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<i>Dites-moi...</i>
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Ah, French.
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It's a great language.
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If you're
a chain-smoking acrobat.
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I'm just trying to fit in
better with Andy's family.
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They all speak
more than one language.
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Usually when I'm there.
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You want to learn a really
impressive second language?
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Try Dothraki.
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Win over any man in my guild.
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Dothraki is the native tongue
of the nomadic,
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And here is a printout
of your genealogy
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from thisisyourfamilytree.com.
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Executive-summary me.
Hit the highlights.
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Well, it turns out
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you are
a distant blood relative
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of Michelle Obama.
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- As in-- Wife of Barack,
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loves gardening,
wants to wipe out fat children.
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Wow.
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This is
super-flattering.
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She's the most popular person
in America.
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This is a big day
for both of us.
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My fellow Americans,
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I have a feeling
my approval rating
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is about to go
through the roof.
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Turns out, I am
related to Michelle Obama.
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I was intimidated
by Andy's family before.
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And now I have to see
the First Lady at holidays?
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She's gonna be like,
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"what's your stance
on politics?"
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Or, "what is
the best war to do?"
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And I will just be like,
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"duh--"
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All right!
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We gotta get rid of
all this junk food.
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Get fit, America!
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Not sure if the buzz has reached
the annex yet, but, uh,
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I'm related to Michelle Obama.
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Yeah, we noticed early on
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Andy really appreciates
enthusiasm.
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So we decided the best way
to get ahead here
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is to be his cheerleaders.
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Ohh!
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It's starting to have this
reverse effect, though,
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where I really do think
the stuff he does is awesome.
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Yeah, me too.
It's weird.
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Hard to remember what's real
at this point.
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Just clap through it, man.
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You're logging sales
at ten different times.
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If you log 'em all at once,
you save a lot of time.
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It's called batching.
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This is really good, Darryl.
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Life hacking, man.
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There he is!
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Andy, you gotta
check this out. He just-153
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Right now I need
canned tuna, okay?
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Darryl, guess
which talented individual
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who also has
a killer singing voice
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is related to the First Lady.
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Tracee Ellis Ross.
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Daughter of the First Lady
of Motown, Diana Ross.
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It's me!
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gotten him-- or herself-into quite a predicament.
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Hey, mom, it's Andy.
Give me a call
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when you get a chance.
Got a quick question for you.
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Uh, no big deal, just about
America's national shame.
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Thanks, bye.
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Where were we?
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Uh-- yes,
okay.
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Your... productivity thing.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Great.
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Ooh, spreadsheets.
Yum, yum.
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I included some
time-saving ideas.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh,
uh-huh.
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Look, I'm not gonna lie to you.
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I'm a teensy bit
distracted right now.
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Look, Andy, even
if your ancestors
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did own slaves,
it wouldn't be your fault.
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This is only weird
if you make it weird.
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Right on, brother.
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Word dat.
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Mm-248
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<i>- Ador!</i>
<i>- Daras.</i>
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<i>Qazer!</i>
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<i>Daras.</i>
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Does anyone here have
fermented mare's milk?
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Hey, Erin.
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a fake language.
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People laughed at Klingon
at first,
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and now you can major in it.
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Hi, guys.
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Hey, boss.
I am so thirsty,
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can I have a scoop of water?
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Yeah.
You don't have to ask me-299
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Ha ha.
Okay, great.
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Very funny.
I get it.
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Just because my ancestors
happened to be-302
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Very funny,
Kevin changed my ringtone.
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Very funny.
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I liked the original song
on my ringtone.
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"looking for dirt."
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Oh, can I help?
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We could say someone
is related to, um,
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Tonya Harding.
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Pam, I'm related
to Tonya Harding.
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Oh-gee, I'm-325
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No, I'm just
practicing my lying.
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- I love it.
- Brilliant.
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What should we say about Jim?
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Um, oh-- uh, say
he's related to Richard Nixon.
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It's an inside joke.
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He looks really Nixony
when he wakes up.
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My ex behaved like Nixon.
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All of the lying,
none of the sexual charisma.
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I just made a joke then.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just, um-336
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I actually do have
this weird feeling
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that there's something
Jim isn't telling me.
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Oh, no.
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Ugh, an affair.
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It is always an affair.
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Jim?
No.
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How can you be sure?
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Because he just
loves me too much.
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You're a cocky little thing,
aren't you, Pam?
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Uh-oh.
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Turns out, distant relative
of the reviled
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Richard Nixon.
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Pam always says
I look like Nixon.
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That's crazy, right?
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I mean, there's nothing there.
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Tru-365
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Oh, no.
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Dwight's grandfather-367
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Was a member of the Bund,
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which is not technically
the same thing
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as the Nazi party.
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So-371
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I was gonna say
he was a tax evader.
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Oh.
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I was joking about
that whole Bund thing.
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Oh-ho, the look
on your faces.
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And Meredith
is a blood relative
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of Lizzie Borden.
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Cool.
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Stop it! Stop it,
you're frightening me.
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Andy, did you call this meeting
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just to talk junk
about our families?
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Yeah, that-- you're being
really mean.
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No, I'm proving a point, okay?
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We all have ancestors
who may have
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done horrible things
in the past.
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if capital gains are ever
taxed at the same rate
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as earned income.
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Okay, Kevin did that.
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I do not wish I was in Dixie.
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Hey, mom.
How are you?
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Did any Bernards ever own
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a plantation in the South?
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She said no.
Take that!
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Follow-up question,
did any Bernards
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ever make money
in an unsavory way?
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I just asked you-409
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why didn't you
used to say that?
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Okay, stop, stop.
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Stop talking.
Stop talking.
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That's-- no.
I don't want to know that.
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Okay, you're interrupting
a meeting.
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I have to go.
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Love you.
Bye.
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Well, turns out the Bernards
of yore did not own slaves.
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Really.
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We merely transported them.
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Which, at worst,
makes us amoral middlemen.
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Yo, D-Dog.
I need your help.
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I'm trying to think of things
I can say that make it
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sound like I had a sore
difficult childhood
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than I actually had.
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Hmm.
Yeah, right.
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No, I'm serious.
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There's always
something better.
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Like what?
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Like, hypothetically,
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if I said that
there was another job
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that you and I could both have.
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What kind of job?
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Something cool,
like sports marketing, or-460
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does that sound like
something you'd be into?
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- Hell yeah.
- Right?
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That sounds awesome.
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Okay, but wait.
What if I told you
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<i>Dothras chek!</i>
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I like that guy.
534
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We should hook him up
with Meredith.
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Hmm-536
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