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ROSWELL & STEVE 01x01 - ROSWELL
ROSWELL & STEVE 01x01 - ROSWELL
ROSWELL & STEVE 01x01 - ROSWELL
By
Vincent Pavey
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STEVE (EXCITEDLY)
I know. I KNOW!
ROSWELL scrambles for the door so fast that he runs into
it before it can automatically open.
He bounces off and falls backwards.
CUT TO. TITLE CARD
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ROSWELL (O.S)
Roswells Log. Date... April 5th.
There is no planet. It appears,
to put it bluntly that... Steve
was full of crap.
STEVE (O.S)
HEY! Steves Log. April 5th.
Roswell DOESNT SEEM TO REALISE
THAT HIS WORDS CAN HURT THE
FEELINGS OF OTHERS!
ROSWELL (O.S.)
STEVE, IM TRYING TO DO A LOG
HERE!
STEVE (O.S.)
FOR WHO?!?!
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ROSWELL
Honestly? Sounds about right.
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ROSWELL (SINGING)
SILICON PLANET! SILL-I-CON
PLANET, SILLLLLLICON, PLA-NETTTT!
ROSWELL
(beat) HEY! What is THAT thing?
ROSWELL is pointing at a critter native to the planet. It
is essentially a blocky squirrel made of rock with a tube
coming out of the back of its neck. The tube seemingly
goes into the ground.
ROSWELL
HEY LITTLE GUY!
STEVE
Roswell, dont play with the
wildlife! It could be dangerous!
ROSWELL
I think Ive proven I know a
little something something about
this planet Steve. You think THIS
thing is dangerous?
ROSWELL pats the creature on the head. The creatures eyes
start to glow and it starts to shriek. He tries to remove
his hand but cant.
STEVE (SMUG)
Yes. I think it could be VERY
dangerous.
ROSWELL
NOT THE TIME, STEVE!
A large shrimp-like worm with a ring of serrated teeth
launches out from under the ground. The squirrel is in
its mouth, like a lure. It latches on to ROSWELLs arm at
the shoulder.
ROSWELL
STEVE. STEVE!
STEVE
Are you in danger yet?
ROSWELL waves his worm-arm.
ROSWELL
YES! HELP!
STEVE aims his blaster.
STEVE
Well, okay...
He shoots.
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ROSWELL (SEETHING)
If I had two arms... I WOULD BE
USING THEM TO STRANGLE YOU!
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