Rajnikanth did his KG from seven different schools. Today those institutions are known as IITs!

The Government of India pays tax to Rajnikanth for living here!

When Rajnikanth stares at the sun in anger, the sun hides behind the moon, and this phenomena
is knows as a Solar Eclipse!
Rajnikanth woke up one day and decided he would share one per cent of his knowledge with the
world. Thus, Google was born!
What would have happened if Rajnikanth was born 150 years ago? The British would have
fought for independence!
Even Ghajini remembers Rajni!
When do earthquakes occur? When Rajnikanth's mobile is on vibration mode!
Once Rajnikanth bunked a whole day in school. Since then, that day is known as Sunday!
The Pyramids of Egypt are actually Rajnikanth's primary school craft projects!
ISRO does not exist anymore. Rajnikanth bought all the rockets for Diwali!
Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with four wells on each corner? To play carrom!
Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth was approached to do Mission Impossible. He refused, because
he found the title insulting!
When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on... he turns the dark off.
When Rajinikanth shows you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up
Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!".
East India Company left India in 1947, Because Rajini was supposed to be born in 1949.
Rajinikanth was offered Aamir's role in "Ghajini" but he denied. Because Rajanikanth can only
give memory loss.
Genies rub Rajinikanth and he grants them three wishes.

The Delhi Rajdhani Express once missed Rajinikanth. It ran as fast as it could, but failed to catch
him.
We request our readers to jump into the laughter bandwagon and send us their 'Rajini' jokes! We
will announce the best three jokes.

99 Rajnikanth Jokes | Enthiran effect

November 26, 2010 By The Editor

Today i received this email from one of my friend, it is really interesting! and worth for sharing.
If any Superstar Rajnikanth fans are reading this, Please dont take it seriously. Just read and
enjoy!!!
We all know that Rajnikanth is a timeless superstar and his Endhian Robot is arguably, the
biggest ever hit in South India. The second most powerful entertainer in Asia, after Jackie Chan,
Rajnikanth has proved that he is Mr. Box Office himself. Let us now go to the lighter side of life
and enjoy some Rajnikanth jokes. Here is the ever expanding set of Unlimited Maximum
Rajnikanth Jokes (along with the contribution comments from our beloved readers) :
1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isnt lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
3. There is no such thing as evolution, its just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to
live.
4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
5. Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by its cover.
7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonalds, and got it.
13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the

corners off.
15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
16. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
17. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
18. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of
surprise.
19. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
20. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
21. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
22. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
23. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
24. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
25. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
26. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he
deserved.
27. Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club.
28. Rajinikanth doesnt breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
30. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
31. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best
served cold.
32. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, thats why there are no signs of life there.
33. Rajinikanth doesnt move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
34. Rajinikanth knows Victorias secret.
35. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
36. Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai.
37. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
38. Google wont find Rajinikanth because you dont find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds
you.
39. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
40. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
41. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good or else. The result? Mother Teresa.
42. Rajinikanth electrocuted Iron Man.
43. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
44. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
45. Rajinikanth puts the laughter in manslaughter.
46. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
47. Rajinikanth can handle the truth.
48. Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
49. Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
50. Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.
51. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
52. Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikanth did.
53. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
54. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.

55. Rajinikanths calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools
Rajanikanth.

56. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
57. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just
disintegrated. Resonance.
58. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
59. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
60. Rajinikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw himself.
61.Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
62. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
63. Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
64. Rajinikant doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
65. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
66. When you say no one is perfect, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult.
67. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you,
including the room itself.
68. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year
1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
69. The statement nobody can cheat death, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and
fools death everyday.
70. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesnt know, he shoots the bullet and directs
it the day he finds out.
71. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
72. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
73. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
74. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, thats when the tsunami occurred in the
Indian ocean.
75. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.
76. Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon HoneyMoon.
77. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
78. Rajinikanth doesnt need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in
Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.

79. Rajinikanths brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhurys.

80. Rajinikanth doesnt shower. He only takes blood baths.
81. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
82. The quickest way to a mans heart is with Rajinikanths fist.
83. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.
84. Rajinikanths every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a
morning jog.
85. Rajinikanth doesnt bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out
of fear.
86. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined
victim as one who has encountered Rajinikanth.
87. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun
closer to heat the earth up.
88. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

89. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game Hide n seek, as no one can hide from
Rajinikanth.
90. Rajinikanth proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply
eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
91. Rajinikanth is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
92. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
93. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
94. If at first you dont succeed, youre not Rajinikanth.
95. Rajinikanths first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.
96. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
97. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
98. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
99. Rajinikanths house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Here is few more facts that are posted by viewers of this article.
100. you dont google rajnikanthu rajnikanth google
101. Rajnikanths email is gmail@rajnikanth.com
102. The world will not end in 2012, Rajnikanth has bought a computer with a 3 year warranty.
103. Even Ghajni remembers Rajni !!!
104. The day ROBOT was released, Rajnikanth gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars
Some actors set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks
105. Micheal Jordan to Rajni I can spin a basketball on my fingers for 2 hrs. Can u? Rajnikanth
How do u think earth spins?
106. Rajnikant.. once wrote his Autobiography The book is today known as The Guiness Book
of World Records!
107. While playing once rajnikanth said statue to a girl..now its know as Statue of Liberty
108. Rajnikanth to buy Facebook, he will be making one change in it, instead of like he will put
sooper
109. Rajnikanth once rolled a dice and scored a 7
110. Rajnikanth runs until the Treadmill gets tired
111. Rajnikant got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pant
for the rest of his life. ;)
112. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money frm Rajnikanth n refused 2pay him back.. Tat was d last
time.After that no one saw Dinosaurs
113. Rajni gives permission to Sachin to score those hundreds..
114. Alfred Noble won RAJNIKANTH award !
115. Rajnikanth can build a snowman.. out of rain.
116. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesnt turn the lights on. he turns the dark off.
117. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
118. Rajnikants codes are never reviewed, if he makes an error, thats an invention
119. Rajnikanth can write into A READ ONLY FILE
120. Rajnikanth dont have a Twitter account, Because no one can follow him and hes already
following you
121. Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.
122. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesnt say, Did you mean Rajnikanth? It

simply replies, Run while you still have the chance.

123.Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
124. The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death.
125. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.
126. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including
the room itself.
127.Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up. So
dont bother..
128.One nite, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbrs Thats how the
Log table was invented.
129. Some actor set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks
130. If Rajnikanth would have born 100 years back, British would have fought to get
independence.
131.Rajnikanth saved the Gal in one hand.titanic in other
132.Every morning rajni goes for spacewalk
132.Rajni is so hot..d cigarette burns before its lit
133.Rajnikanth irons his shirts while hes wearing them.
134. Rajnikanth wrote a check without any bank balance and the bank bounced
135.Only Rajnikanth can smell what the rock is cooking.
136. Intels new tag line. RAJNIKANT INSIDE!
137.Once Rajnikanth entered bigg bossThe next day announcement was made Rajnikanth
chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..
138.Rajnikanth can cut knife with apple.
139.What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked ? Oh my Rajnikaanth!!!!!
140.Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out.
141.Nature answers Rajnikanths call.
142. Once Rajnikanth said to a quite shy girl plz talk something..
Now that girl is known as..Dolly Bindra
143.Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants ,2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo Why?
To Play chess!!!!!!
144.After 20 years, Robots will make a movie called Rajnikanth
145.And God said,RUN, Its Rajinikanth -Exodus 17:8-16
146.When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
147.CAT is OutDated..Now d students have 2 prepapre for RAT.. wondering what it is..?
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