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Grahame Scathelocke Dialogue
Grahame Scathelocke Dialogue
Grahame Scathelocke Dialogue
leading a company? This is the worst lie I have ever heard! Second was my
Moms actual weight Well, it isnt. Not yet, at least. And, believe what your
father said. Its better for both of you.
Whats that, Martin? How many battles was I in? As I remember, about
1,271. Notice I said about. Every day usually resulted in one, and the number
of skirmishes that resulted in all the small rebellions make up the bulk of
these. How many major battles? Twenty-nine. Twenty-nine battles that shook
the entire island to its core. Cities were destroyed, and sparks flew across the
sky (Robert stands up, fully acting out everything.). There were tanks, and
planes, and tiny little scooters that infantry used. There were bombing runs,
and carpet bombings, and incendiary bombings, and shrapnel, and grenades,
and even gas. There were sword fights, and bayonet charges, and even one
or two fistfights. I participated in one of those myself! Would have won, but
the guy got his head shot off before I threw the final punch. There were rifles,
and machine guns, and power axes, and giant hammers, and even fisticuffs.
There was everything you could ever hope for in a war. Best part is, there
were no Grimm. Only man versus man, steel versus steel, power versus
intellect. Intellect lost.
There is only one thing that burst my bubble, so to say, and Im not going
to tell you about that. Ill tell you a name, but nothing more. Girvan. Look that
up yourself.
After a while, I got bored of blood and sand. So, I came here, so I could see
blood and grass! Now, gentlemen, that {Dramatic pause, several men
groaned again}, is how you finally got the truth outa an old man like me
{Laughter and sighs are heard here}.
Thats enough for tonight, lads. Ive had my fill.
That was a crappy story, Grahame. You didnt even tell us ab-
I better flush it, then!