Brian Patrick Aiken has experience as a professional bacon critic, indentured servant, and professional struggler. He received an M.S. in Public Education from University of Hard Knocks and a B.S. in Interdisciplinary Disciplinarianship from Kimbo Slice College. Aiken has also earned a 6th-Degree Black Belt in Taek Yo Doh and can provide references upon request.
Brian Patrick Aiken has experience as a professional bacon critic, indentured servant, and professional struggler. He received an M.S. in Public Education from University of Hard Knocks and a B.S. in Interdisciplinary Disciplinarianship from Kimbo Slice College. Aiken has also earned a 6th-Degree Black Belt in Taek Yo Doh and can provide references upon request.
Brian Patrick Aiken has experience as a professional bacon critic, indentured servant, and professional struggler. He received an M.S. in Public Education from University of Hard Knocks and a B.S. in Interdisciplinary Disciplinarianship from Kimbo Slice College. Aiken has also earned a 6th-Degree Black Belt in Taek Yo Doh and can provide references upon request.
Springfield, American Samoa Education M.S. in Public Education from University of Hard Knocks, Philadelphia, PA B.S. in Interdisciplinary Disciplinarianship from Kimbo Slice College, Killeen, TX Certifications 6th-Degree Black Belt in Taek Yo Doh Employment History Professional Bacon Critic Aikens Bacon Ltd. 2015-Present Inspects bacon for freshness, quality of cut, and flavor. Responsible for proofing and editing critiques for 5 other critics. Published work includes coverage for Food Network and Maxim Magazine. Indentured Servant United States Gubmint 2011-2015 Does exactly as instructed. Received High Honors for demonstrating complete lack of thought. Thoroughly trained 250 individuals to proficiency in necessary tasks. Professional Struggler Available Solutions, Inc. 1998-2011 Finds unique and effective solutions to many of lifes problems. Successfully survived Adult Life, Legendary difficulty. Established standards for 50 individuals in the Struggling field. References upon request