$ $ $ PAID ASSISTANT $ $ $

Research cabal seeks participants for social

experiment. Help cure society of its
stockholm syndrome.
What you will do:
relax, even while working hard
when you experience stress, you will not
pass it on to everyone around you by
acting like a panicked cash monkey
who spends every ounce of energy
chasing $ $ green biosurvival tickets $ $.
Instead, transmit calmness and humor to
the people around you
Compensation:
peace of mind
52-weeks of vacation per year
contextual benefits