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Volume 1, Issue 1

Gossip Corner
INSIDE THIS ISSUE:
Kim Kardashian

More than friends

Naked on the Parie

Bachelor Cancelled

Special points of
interest:

Kim Kardashian Hospitalized

We are getting reports from Kardashian fans at Cedars-Sinai medical
hospital that Kim
Kardashian has
been admitted. Witnesses
state while out
shopping she
slipped and fell,
causing her butt implants to rupture.
She was seen limping into a nearby store requesting
medical attention.
Paramedics arrived
and quickly transported her to the

local hospital,
where she is receiving prompt medical
care. A spokesman
for the hospital
could not be
reached for
comment.
Sources close to
the reality star have
confirmed Kim lost
both implants. The
family has asked for
privacy during this
difficult time for
Kim.

Kanye West returning to

Los Angeles
New producer will be
taking charge of the new
season of The Bachelor
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Kanye

West was not

be interested in Kim if
in Los Angeles at the
she can no longer get
time of her accident.
her implants back!1
He was performing in
a concert in Seattle
Washington for a fundraiser event. . The
question is? Will he still

Editor: Zulema Solis

More Than Friends

By: Ashley Walker
Rumors have gone around the
news this last week that Phoebe
Buffay and Joey Tribianni are
finally becoming more than
"Friends". The "Friends" stars
were seen holding hands and
kissing while drinking coffee at
their favorite coffee shop, Central Perk. After Buffay's split from
her 5 year marriage to Mike
Hannigan in 2005, the Tribianni
and Buffay pair have been closer
than ever. Tribianna is recognized as one of the hottest bachelors of 2016, and it would only
make sense that he became tied
down. Recent spotting of them
have shined a light on the long
foreseen romantic rendezvous

gether with Rachel and

between the two. They are
husband Ross. At the time
often spotted together around it was said that they were
their homes in New York.
trying to keep their relationThere
have even
ship on the down low for a
been
scandalous
while until they could figure
pictures
it a way to release
leaked
the news. Could
from their
they be the hotvacation in
test new couple of
Tribianni's
2016? We hope
impressive
so.
boat that he
had won at a
silent auction
years before.
Most recently
they have
been spotted joey tribbiani and phoebe
going to multiple Kardashian parties to-

Naked on the Prairie!?

Many remember the hit
family friendly show The
Little House on the Prairie and its' lovable cast,
but what have the remaining members of the cast
been up to since? Rumors
have been swirling and a
recent sighting of none
other then Melissa Gilbert
(known as Laura Ingalls on
the show) was seen having
what looked like a meeting
with some of the producers and big-wigs for The
Discovery Channel. What
could this mean? Our inside sources can confirm
that Melissa Gilbert and a
hand full of other stars
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from The Little House on

the Prairie will star in an
upcoming two part episode of the Discovery
Channel's hit
show Naked and Afraid.
For those who may be
unfamiliar with the show,
two strangers meet for
the first time in a desolate part of a jungle or
desert and they must
survive the elements for
21 days all while being
completely naked. The
episode will begin filming
this month and there is
talk they will be surviving
the elements in the jungles of Nicaragua. Will

their prior knowledge of

living on a prairie be
enough to handle the unknowns and ever changing elements of the jungle? We will soon find out
as the episode is set to
air this fall.
By Jodie Robinson

ARIZONA NEWS

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The Bachelor

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CANCELLED!!
The long running show, The Bachelor has abruptly ended. On Tuesday evening, our sources informed us from the ABC lot, an ambulance and six police
cars were at the filming of the last episode. A surprising choice of bachelor this
season was the well-known Dr. Huxtable from The Cosby Show. Our source
says Cliff Huxtable was chosen for this seasons new spin-off The Bachelor:
Old Farts. After two females reported during taping that Cliff offered to give
them pap smears after the next rose ceremony and another female quoted him
saying something about pudding pops melting and still another saw him slip
something into her champagne, the authorities were quickly called. As the police officers handcuffed Dr. Huxtable, he slipped on a Jello Jiggler and fell to the
floor breaking his hip. Police say that he is now being treated at the local hospital and charges have been filed. ABC released this statement. We are deeply
disturbed by the actions of Dr. Huxtable and are completely cooperating with
the authorities. We also reached out to Claire Huxtable and other family members but there was no comment, though Theo, Dr. Huxtables son, offered to
take his place for $200 and an ultimate feast from Red Lobster. ABC has not
responded to his offer.
By: Annie Christensen

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