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True All Undertale Text Ver.5
True All Undertale Text Ver.5
GROSS BANDAGE
FADED RIBBON
BANDANNA
DUSTY TUTU
SO... WHAT ARE YOU WEARING...?
I'M... ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
SHE THOUGHT SHE SAW YOU WEARING A
.
IS THAT TRUE? ARE YOU WEARING A
?
SO YOU ARE WEARING A
...
GOT IT!!! WINK WINK!!!
IT'S OK TO BE INTIMIDATED BY MY FASHION SENSE.
TAKE YOUR TIME... I'LL WAIT FOR YOU.
(You realize that would probably be illegal.)
...
hey, looks like you're really turning yourself around.
how about i treat you to lunch at grillby's?
...when everyone you scared away comes back, i mean.
OK. have fun.
grillby, we'll have a double order of fries.
(Return the umbrella?) Put back Do not
(The music continues, and doesn't stop.)
(The cooler is empty.)
(Take a space food bar from the cooler?) Yes No
(You've had enough of the dummy.)
(You hit the dummy lightly.)
(You don't feel like you learned anything.)
(You sock the dummy.)
(Who cares?)
(This CD is playing.) (Turn it off?) Stop it No
(Spooktunes are dead.)
(The CD stops moving.)
(There's a lonely sandwich inside.)
um... you don't have any money?
n-no, you can still play, don't worry about it...
um... that's less than 10G.
but since you're my only real customer, i guess i'll just take what you have...
oh...........
(There's no more water left in the cooler.)
(You pour the water on the ground next to the water cooler.)
WELL, WORRY NOT DEAR HUMAN!
PAPYRUS WOULD NEVER BETRAY YOU!
I AM NOT A CRUEL PERSON.
I STRIVE TO BE COMFORTING AND PLEASANT.
PAPYRUS! HE SMELLS LIKE THE MOON.
SO, BECAUSE OF MY INHERENT GOODNESS...
I TOLD HER YOU WERE NOT WEARING A
EVEN THOUGH YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE!
INSTEAD, I MADE SOMETHING UP!
I TOLD HER YOU WERE WEARING...
A
IT PAINED ME TO TELL SUCH A BOLDFACED LIE.
I KNOW YOU WOULD NEVER EVER WEAR A
BUT YOUR SAFETY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN FASHION.
DANG!
I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE...
I KNEW WHEN YOU SAID:
"I AM NOT WEARING A
."
IT WAS REALLY A SECRET CODE!
YOU REALLY MEANT...
"I ACTUALLY AM WEARING A
!"
YOU WERE TRYING TO PROTECT YOURSELF...
WHILE MAKING IT SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO LIE!
I PICKED UP ON THIS, AND FOLLOWED YOUR PLAN.
IN FACT I TOOK IT ONE STEP FURTHER!
I TOLD HER YOU WERE PROBABLY...
WEARING A
OF COURSE, YOU WOULD NEVER WEAR THAT.
BUT THAT'S THE POINT!
SHE WON'T RECOGNIZE YOU NOW!
AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO BETRAY EITHER OF YOU!
SINCE I JUST TOLD HER WHAT YOU SAID!
WOWIE! YOU'RE SUCH A SMART COOKIE!
I REALLY CAN BE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE!!!
(You decide not to.)
Later, then.
(It's a switch.) Press it Don't
(The lasers were deactivated.)
(The lasers were reactivated.)
here's another hot dog.
thanks, kid. here's your hot dog.
careful. if you eat too many hot dogs...
whoops, you don't have enough cash.
you should get a job. i've heard being a sentry pays well.
WOW... YOU'RE TRULY A PUZZLE PASSIONEER!
I'M SO ENTHUSED BY YOUR ENTHUSIASM!!!
Very un-licorice-like.
...tastes like licorice.
You threw the stick. But nothing happened.
You throw the stick. Mettaton catches it in his mouth and winks.
You threw the stick away. Then picked it back up.
You re-applied the bandage.
Still kind of gooey.
You ate the Spider Donut.
Don't worry, Spider didn't.
You drank the Spider Cider.
You ate the Butterscotch Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
You ate the Butterscotch Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
The smell reminded ASGORE of something...
ASGORE's ATTACK down! ASGORE's DEFENSE down!
The smell reminded the Lost Souls of something...!
You ate the Butterscotch Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
You equipped the ribbon.
You equipped Toy Knife.
You equipped Tough Glove.
You equipped Manly Bandanna.
You're just great!
You look nice today!
You're super spiffy!
Have a wonderful day!
Is this as sweet as you?
(An illustration of a hug.)
Love yourself! I love you!
You eat one half of the Bisicle.
You eat the Unisicle.
You eat the Cinnamon Bunny.
ATTACK increased by 4!
You equipped the glasses.
You equipped the Torn Notebook.
You equipped the apron.
You equipped the Burnt Pan.
You equipped the Cowboy Hat.
You equipped the Empty Gun.
You equipped the locket.
You equipped the dagger.
You consume the Bad Memory. Your HP was maxed out.
You consume the Bad Memory. You lost 1HP.
Through DETERMINATION, the dream became true.
The dream came true!
You tried to open the letter, but...
It's been shut so tightly, you'd need a chainsaw in order to open it.
(Maybe if you check the lab door, you can slide it underneath...)
You eat the Popato Chisps.
You eat the Junk Food.
You eat the Junk Food. The audience is disgusted.
You used the Mystery Key. But nothing happened.
You used the Mystery Key. The door's lock clicks...
...as you fail to fit the key into it.
You used the Mystery Key. Mettaton pretends it isn't there.
You ate the Face Steak.
You ate the Face Steak. The audience goes nuts.
You eat the Hush Puppy. Dog-magic is neutralized.
You eat the Hush Puppy.
You ate the Snail Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
You donned the Temmie Armor.
Ring... Ring...
i mean.
i wouldn't rule it out.
STRANGE DOG'S HOUSE...
WAIT...
UNDYNE, DO YOU LIKE ANIME?
UH OH!!!
I MEAN, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY.
MAYBE I ACTUALLY DO LIKE ANIME!
You don't have to say that, Papyrus.
MAYBE I'M A BABY WHO LOVES CARTOONS FOR CHILDREN!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT, PAPYRUS!!
What!? Royal Guards are blocking the way!?
Then I'll tell them to...!
Well, nothing, I guess.
I already told them to seek out and destroy you!
And I can't just tell them I've changed my mind.
You see, Alphys showed me these animations about...
Uhhh, humans? So I can learn their weaknesses?
And one of them is about this human that, uh...
Well, suffice to say, they can control people's minds!!!
Surprised? I know your kind's hidden power!
Anyway, I told my crew that if I ever defended a human...
I must be under some kind of mind control!
And to disregard EVERYTHING that I tell them!
So, sorry... But my hands are tied.
By the way, that animation is really good!
I'm not going to tell them to let you by!
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY.
(Noticed you received a text from Toriel.)
Sincerely, Toriel.
Basket Bomb
Present Bomb
Game Bomb
A strange parade blocks the path.
,
Glad Dummy lets you go.
That doesn't seem correct.
You tripped over some Moldessas.
Can you believe it?
Whimsalot and Parsnik appeared.
Eyes appeared from the shadows.
Looks like a real party.
Party from Hell.
UNDERTALE v1.00 (C) Toby Fox 2015
[PRESS Z OR ENTER]
well... just calling to say.
did you ever take off that gross bandage...?
I KNOW, THAT SOUNDS RIDICULOUS DOESN'T IT?
BUT SHE FEELS SO HURT AND BETRAYED.
AND ANGRY AT HERSELF, TOO.
SHE SAYS...
SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY...
SHE EVER LET HERSELF BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOU.
THAT SHE KNEW WHAT HUMANS WERE LIKE...
AND YET SHE STILL FAILED TO RESIST.
MORE PEOPLE GOT HURT BECAUSE OF HER MISTAKE.
I REALLY CAN'T UNDERSTATE.
HOW MUCH SHE HATES YOU.
IT PAINS ME TO SAY THIS, BUT...
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY NEVER COME BACK HERE.
"FRIENDSHIP HUD."
TO HANG OUT."
THAT TUTU AROUND YOUR WAIST...
THOSE GLASSES ON YOUR FACE...
THAT APRON YOU PUT ON...
THAT COWBOY HAT ON YOUR HEAD...
THAT LOCKET AROUND YOUR NECK.
GO AHEAD! OPEN IT!
RIGHT!
EAT THIS! MY ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE!!!
Yes?
So she's somewhere around here...
Thanks. I'll keep looking.
Ha! Ha! Glad to hear it!!
Th... thanks!
WH-WHAT!?
Talk, to you? Hmmm... I guess so.
I often seem excited to listen to you for some reason.
I will make intent eye contact with you so you sweat while you talk.
So, what is it?
What!?
So you've been lying to me the whole time...
Alphys!!! I can't believe you!
You w-worthless slime!
How could you betray our friendship!!
After how much I trusted you!!!
ALPHYS! I'LL NEVER LOVE YOU!
NEVER WILL YOU FEEL MY PASSIONATE EMBRACE!!!
I, UNDYNE, WILL NEVER KISS YOU WITH MY BEAUTIFUL LIPS!!!
You put some water in the pot and place it on the heat.
I'm sorry...
I have no choice..
Forgive me...
*sniff sniff*
I can't handle this...
Whimsun is hyperventilating.
Whimsun is having trouble flying.
WHIMSUN - ATK 5 DEF 0 This monster is too sensitive to fight...
Halfway through your first word, Whimsun bursts into tears and runs away.
You raise your arms and wiggle your fingers. Whimsun freaks out!
FILTHY SINGLE MINDER..
LEGION! WE ARE LEGION
HEED THE SWARM
IN UNISON, NOW
I DON'T CARE.
La la~ Just be yourself~
Nothin' like alone time!
Hiya~
Migosp refuses to give up.
Contains Vitamin A
Part Of A Complete Breakfast
Farmed Locally, Very Locally
Fresh Morning Taste
Ate Your Greens
Plants Can't Talk Dummy
Vegetoid gave a mysterious smile.
Vegetoid cackles softly.
It smells like steamed carrots and peas.
Vegetoid seems kind of bruised.
VEGETOID - ATK 6 DEF 6 Serving Size: 1 Monster Not monitored by the USDA
But them!
Ha... ha...
...
You couldn't think of any conversation topics.
You tried to think of something to say again, but...
Ironically, talking does not seem to be the solution to this situation.
You thought about telling Toriel that you saw her die.
But... That's creepy.
Can you show mercy without fighting or running away...?
Can you show mercy without running away...?
Not worth talking to.
Burble burb...
*Slime sounds*
*Sexy wiggle*
Moldsmal burbles quietly.
Moldsmal is ruminating.
The aroma of lime gelatin wafts through.
Moldsmal has started to spoil.
MOLDSMAL - ATK 6 DEF 0 It's a different color, so it's a bit stronger now.
You lie immobile with Moldsmal. You feel like you understand the world a little
better.
You wiggle your hips. Moldsmal wiggles back. What a meaningful conversation!
Shiver, shiver.
The battlefield is filled with the smell of mustard seed.
You are intimidated by Froggit's raw strength. Only kidding.
Where's YOUR hat?
Your head looks so ...NAKED
Snow? No! It's hat residue.
I just looove my hat. OK?
Fine!!! I don't care!!!
JERRY - ATK 0 DEF 20 Everyone knows Jerry. Makes attacks 2 seconds longer.
I... I...
What can I say...
What's the point...
So... Cold...
Yeah... I like my hair too.
Hmm... Hats are for posers.
So I can still impress you?
I wanted you to see me as cool.
'Ice Cap' is no more.
It smells like frozen despair.
Ice doesn't mind its identity.
It's melting.
ICE - ATK 1 DEF 0 Without its cap...
You inform Ice Cap that it still looks fine...
(Wag wag)
(Thinks of food)
(Tiny bark)
(Pants fast)
Lesser Dog cocks its head to one side.
Lesser Dog thinks your weapon is a dog treat.
Lesser Dog is really not paying attention.
Smells like dog chow.
Lesser Dog shows no signs of stopping.
Lesser Dog is learning to read.
Lesser Dog has gone where no Dog has gone before.
Lesser Dog tucks its tail between its legs.
LESSER DOG - ATK 7 DEF 0 Wields a stone dogger made of pomer-granite.
It smells like freshly- squeezed puppy juice.
Greater Dog is seeking affection.
hand
Wosh u
Your SOUL is unclean
Out!!! Darned spot
Oops, I meant... scrub a sub-SUBS
Scrub a dub-dubs
Yuck!
Fresh!
NO. THAT JOKE'S TOO... DIRTY
Woshua wonders if tears are sanitary.
Woshua is rinsing off a pizza.
Woshua is looking for some good clean fun.
Smells like detergent.
Woshua is revolted at its own wounds.
WOSHUA
DEF This humble germophobe seeks to cleanse the whole world.
You reach out. Woshua recoils from your touch.
Woshua is terrified of your slimy body! It runs away.
You give Woshua a friendly pat.
Woshua continues cleaning.
You tell a joke about two kids who played in a muddy flower garden.
You tell a joke about a kid who ate a pie with their bare hands.
You tell a joke about a kid who slept in the soil.
Woshua's powers neutralized!
Shyren pretends to be a pop idol.
Shyren taps a little beat with her fins.
Smells like music.
Shyren's voice gets raspy.
DEF A talented singer, with a little help.
DEF That's Shyren. She's your band-mate.
You...
You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT!
Even if you attack my vessel, you'll NEVER hurt me!
I'm still incorporeal, you DUMMY!!!
Foolish. Foolish! FOOLISH!
(Wait, is DUMMY a compliment...?)
MAD DUMMY
DEF Because they're a ghost, physical attacks will fail.
You tell Aaron to go away.
Mechanical whirrs fill the room.
oh wait... didn't you attack me before...
uhhh... that's awkward.
sorry. have a nice day.
Come on in, the water's fine ; )
Whew, I'm sweating ; )
Don't get too close ; )
Sure isn't creepy out ; )
I sure do love muscles ; )
Fiesty, huh? ; )
Wow! Spunky! Love it ; )
You'll change your mind ; )
CHECK all you want ; )
...; )
Ha, nice. My kind of humor ; )
Just the two of us, huh? ; )
Aaron is looking around, fearful of something.
Aaron is sweating bullets. Literally.
Aaron is admiring his own muscles.
Smells like an underwater barnyard.
Smells like a mussel farm.
You hug Moldbygg. Gross slime covers you. Your SPEED decreased.
METTATON
DEF His metal body renders him invulnerable to attack.
HA! THAT BUTTON WON'T SAVE YOU NOW, DARLING!
YOU WOULDN'T DARE USE THE [ACT] COMMAND AND PRESS THAT BUTTON!
THAT'S RIGHT! DON'T PRESS IT! I'LL DESTROY YOU!
WITHOUT THAT BUTTON, YOU ARE INCHING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO YOUR DEMISE!
ANY MINUTE NOW!
ANY... MINUTE... NOW!
...(COUGH)
OH!!! THAT YELLOW GLOW...!
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!
You yell... Nothing happened.
Your phone's [[ACT]] menu is glowing.
HAHAHA, YOU WISH! WRONG!
WRONG! IF ONLY ALPHYS COULD HELP!
NOPE! TOO BAD ALPHYS CAN'T HELP!
WRONG!!! WRONG!!! WROOOOOOOONG!!
COMPLETELY UTTERLY WRONG!!!!!!
BOY, THAT'S EMBARRASSING, HUH?
TIME'S UP! GUESS THAT'S A NO??
NO NO NO! CAN'T YOU READ!?
Like, give us the soul brah.
Like, "you're dead" and all.
Like, prepare to die, right?
D... Dude...
Like, hands off the merch.
H-HEY, STOP THAT!!
02... this is, like, for you.
02... are you really..
RG 02
DEF Royal Guard member with stuffy armor.
Do they both wish for death? That means their love will end in hell.
I couldn't stop laughing.
You were repelled.
You pat RG 02's chest like a muscular bongo.
......
It's not like I LIKE you.
Id... Idiot!
Hmph! Don't get in my way.
>_<... Human ...
...H-human ... ...?
Eeeeh? H-human ...?
Human, I...
Huh!? Y-you sicko!
No way! Why would I like YOU
Tsunderplane looks over, then turns up its nose.
Tsunderplane shakes its nose dimissively at you.
Tsunderplane "accidentally" bumps you with its wing.
Tsunderplane gives you a condescending barrel roll.
Smells like an airport perfume counter.
Tsunderplane is looking away shyly.
Tsunderplane's body is smoking.
TSUNDERPLANE
DEF Seems mean, but does it secretly like you?
You tell Tsunderplane it has an impressive wingspan.
You tell Tsunderplane it has nice turbines.
You tell Tsunderplane it has a powerful rudder.
You tell Tsunderplane that you like its taste in movies and books.
You're hurt! I'll help!!!
You empty your pockets, but you don't have enough money. Muffet lowers the price.
You're out of money. Muffet shakes her head.
You empty your pockets... But you don't have any money at all!
Muffet takes pity on you and reduces her ATTACK for this turn.
...even if you are stingy, you never hurt a single spider!
...even if you hurt others, you never hurt a single spider!
...you helped donate to their cause!
...you're a total spider fanatic!
They say even if you are a hyper- violent murderer...
You never laid a single finger on a spider!
The person who warned me about you...
They really had no idea what they were talking about~
Abra cadabra.
Alakazam !!
Tinkle tinkle hoy.
Hocus pocus.
Please and thank you.
Madjick does a mysterious jig.
Madjick flaunts its orbs in a menacing manner.
Madjick whispers arcane swear words.
Madjick peers at you with strange eyes.
Smells like magic.
You still feel confused.
Madjick's orbs are incapacitated.
Madjick believes you are a fellow wizard.
Madjick
DEF This magical mercenary only says magic words.
You can't get a word in edgewise. Its words dizzy you...
Madjick interrupts you by chattering to itself.
Its gibberish dizzies you... Your DEFENSE drops by 1.
Shudder, shudder.
Nod, nod.
(Thought -ful croak)
(Impress -ed ribbit)
Final Froggit knows exactly why it's here.
Final Froggit jumps ominously up and down.
You are intimidated by Final Froggit's strength. Truly.
Final Froggit seems reluctant to fight you.
Final Froggit stands its ground.
FINAL FROGGIT
DEF Its future looks brighter and brighter.
You compliment Final Froggit. It understood you perfectly. Its ATTACK dropped.
You threaten Final Froggit. It understood you perfectly. Its DEFENSE dropped.
You did something mysterious.
Final Froggit recognizes it has more to learn from this world.
You did something mysterious. But nothing happened.
You've seen enough.
Take your last look.
What are you so afraid of?
Finally, someone gets it.
How dare you.
That's right!
You dare defy me?
You've pushed your luck.
That takes guts.
...Don't pick on me.
...Pick on me.
Astigmatism gazes through your soul.
Astigmatism gives you a hypnotizing glare.
Astigmatism clicks its teeth.
You kneel and pray for safety. Whimsalot remembers its conscience.
Tick.
Swish.
The bomb is still active!
The dog is still active!
ANNOYING DOG-BOMB It's blissfully unaware of its circumstances.
EXTREMELY AGILE G.O.W. All things considered, it's an extremely agile glass of
water.
SCRIPT BOMB
DEF Like all modern blockbusters, it's full of explosions.
BASKET BOMB
DEF Even if you explode, you'll at least look good.
PRESENT BOMB
DEF Regardless, you'll have to write a thank-you letter.
GAME BOMB
DEF You really should have rented it first.
Bomb defused!
ratings
essay
Disappoint
Justice
Action
HyperAction
Fashion
Fetching
EatingGarbage?
OnBrandFood
Monster seems satisfied.
Mettaton has low HP.
You say you aren't going to get hit at ALL.
once before
twice before
three times
four times
five times
six times
seven times
eight times
nine times
You tell ASGORE that he's killed you
He nods sadly.
He nods grievously.
He nods pitifully.
You IDIOT.
You haven't learned a thing.
Hee hee hee.
So you finally get it.
So you DO recall.
In this world...
It's KILL or BE killed.
undertale.exe
flowey.exe
Hee hee hee. Don't worry.
I know there's no REAL point in fighting you.
The human souls would probably just revolt again.
So...!
Hee hee hee.
Well, let's get this over with.
I couldn't give you a simple, happy ending...
anyway, as i was saying, it's a nice day out.
MEMORYHEAD
Amalgamate is watching you intently.
It smells like a bunch of dogs.
Amalgamate's convulsions intensify.
The Amalgamate's feelers rotate quickly. Nothing else happens.
You try looking away, but it seems to appear everywhere you look.
You'd give it a tummy rub, but it's not clear where its tummy begins or ends.
Amalgamate is too far away to pet. You just pet the air.
Amalgamate seems too tired to play.
Amalgamate is not excited enough to play with...?
Mercy is for the weak.
Something about the way you fight... It's all flooding back!
She recognizes your fighting spirit... suddenly, memories are flooding back!
Something about that bad joke... It's all flooding back!
Suddenly, its memories are flooding back!
Seeing how nicely you treated its brother, the other Lost Soul remembers, too!
You asked the Lost Soul for help with a puzzle.
You asked the Lost Soul to cook something for you.
Somehow, it's flattered by this... memories are flooding back!
It nods its head solemnly... Seems like it will!
It seems like it's trying to remember...
You tell the Lost Soul you think that crosswords are tougher than jumble.
The other Lost Soul remembers this conversation, too!
Suddenly, she remembers... It's all flooding back!
Something stirs within her... It's all flooding back!
Suddenly, her memories are flooding back!
Seeing her remember you, the male Lost Soul tried hard to remember you, too!
You tell the Lost Soul you prefer butterscotch instead of cinnamon.
You tell the Lost Soul you prefer cinnamon instead of butterscotch.
Suddenly, her memories are flooding back!
THE KING.
THE KING OF ALL MONSTERS...
FEEL FREE TO COME BY AND HANG OUT!!!
what's the holdup? look, there's nothin to be afraid of.
it's just a dark cavern filled with skeletons and horrible monsters.
well?
remember... blue stop signs.
papyrus... ... finds difficulty in interesting places.
i guess despite all that, you still like word searches, huh...?
that means you can't be all bad.
...you must be really good at puzzles, huh?
it's impossible for you to have seen this one before.
hey, why didn't you ask for help?
i was right here.
hmmm...
guess we didn't need your help to have a good time after all.
say, i've been thinking.
seems like you're gonna fight my brother pretty soon.
here's some friendly advice.
if you keep going the way you are now...
That dog from earlier...? It's at Grillby's. I think.
After work, all of the dogs go there to play cards together.
But that dog doesn't really know how to express itself.
So, it ends up playing alone, instead of introducing itself to the others...
UNDYNE'S HOME, BUT SHE ISN'T FEELING WELL.
I DON'T THINK WE CAN HANG OUT.
IT SEEMS LIKE SHE CAUGHT HEAT-STROKE OR SOMETHING.
SOMEONE MUST HAVE BROUGHT HER BACK HOME...
BECAUSE SHE CAN BARELY MOVE.
BUT SHE IS MUTTERING ABOUT DESTROYING YOU.
That...
She was just standing there waiting FOREVER, and then you just...!!!
X - Quit
Th-that last question...
He wasn't s-supposed to ask that one...
(Yellow feet are tapping just behind the door.)
I... I just need a moment.
MILK, SUGAR, AND EGGS! YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIND THEM ON THE BACK
COUNTER!
(It's a battery-powered forcefield.)
Wh... What are you...
THATHAT'S...
ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A MOVIE SCRIPT!
OH MY! AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S FOR MY LATEST FILM!
ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A PRESENT!
AND IT'S TIME FOR THE UNBOXING VIDEO!!!
LET'S FIND OUT WHAT'S INSIDE!!
THAT ROUND, BLACK SHAPE... COULD IT BE???
LOOKS LIKE CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR.
IF SANTA GAVE PEOPLE BOMBS INSTEAD OF PRESENTS!!
REALLY THOUGH. A BOMB. WHAT A THOUGHTFUL GIFT.
THEY EVEN DECIDED TO LIGHT IT FOR YOU!
ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A VIDEO GAME!
THIS ACTION-PACKED GAME IS GUARANTEED TO BLOW YOU AWAY!
STRANGE ENEMIES! STRANGE ALLIES! ATTRACTIVE ROBOTS!
FEATURING UP TO SIX ARBITRARY DIALOGUE CHOICES AT ONCE!
CORRESPONDENT! LET'S LOOK INSIDE THE CASE!
...THOSE RED CYLINDERS WITH BURNING FUSES...
OH NO! THIS GAME LITERALLY IS DYNAMITE!
apparently you asked to call tori "mom" right after meeting her?
Well, it was not RIGHT after.
It took a couple minutes.
frisk... i gotta tell ya.
that's, uh, not the best way to get to know someone.
IT'S NOT???
Papyrus, we've been over this.
WHATEVER, MOM!!!
Don't talk back to me like that!
Go to your room, Papyrus!
OK, UNDYNE.
Wait! Don't ACTUALLY go to your room!!
I'M GETTING MIXED MESSAGES HERE!!!
Papyrus...
Why do you live in an icy wasteland?
THE RENT'S CHEAP.
Really? Don't you live in a huge house?
YEAH, BUT MY BROTHER PAYS FOR IT.
Where's your brother get the money to pay for it...?
OH, THAT'S SIMPLE.
IT'S A MYSTERY.
So? What are you waiting for?
The sooner you get it over with, the better!
Hey, you sure are carrying a lot of things.
If someone needed to give you a thing, they sure couldn't!
Oh, Frisk, if you're not busy...
Ready?
(He leaves them in the kitchen and the hallway.)
(You'll need both keys to get through.)
So you finally made it...
G(thanks PURCHASE)
G)
yayA!
GREAT FRIDGE, ISN'T IT?
(It's a saggy old couch.)
WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN MY BED?
ARE YOU TIRED?
(Complex manuals and children's books.)
(The bookshelf is filled with complex tomes about puzzle creation.)
(And children's books.)
(The computer's internet browser is opened to a social media site.)
(Action figures of many sexy robots.)
WOW, YOU'RE SO EAGER TO DATE ME...
WOW, YOU'RE SO EAGER TO HANG OUT...
YOU'RE TRYING TO GO INTO MY HOUSE WITHOUT ME!
THAT'S REALLY WEIRD!!!
(It's unlocked.)
(This sink is so tall, you can't even wash your hands...)
HOW NICE OF YOU TO CHECK MY MAIL FOR ME.
WAIT, NO. THAT'S VERY STRANGE.
STOP LOOKING IN MY EMPTY MAILBOX.
THAT'S MY EMPTINESS, NOT YOURS.
Usually one of those dogs chases my little Cinnamon around.
Here's your money back. You can pay me if you're going to stay overnight.
I think I've figured it out. ... no, nevermind.
......
Politics.
Too bad there are no politics on the surface.
Guess it was a good thing those teens tormented that monster...?
Stick
Bandage
Spider Donut
Spider Cider
Butterscotch Pie
Faded Ribbon
Toy Knife
Tough Glove
Manly Bandanna
Snowman Piece
Nice Cream
Bisicle
Unisicle
Cinnamon Bun
Temmie Flakes
Abandoned Quiche
Old Tutu
Ballet Shoes
Punch Card
Annoying Dog
Dog Salad
Dog Residue
Astronaut Food
Instant Noodles
Crab Apple
Hot Dog...?
Hot Cat
Glamburger
Sea Tea
Starfait
Legendary Hero
Cloudy Glasses
Torn Notebook
Stained Apron
Burnt Pan
Cowboy Hat
Empty Gun
Heart Locket
Worn Dagger
Real Knife
The Locket
Bad Memory
Dream
Undyne's Letter
Undyne Letter EX
Popato Chisps
Junk Food
Mystery Key
Face Steak
Hush Puppy
Snail Pie
temy armor
Stick
Bandage
SpidrDont
SpdrDonut
SpidrCidr
SpdrCider
ButtsPie
Pie
Ribbon
TuffGlove
Glove
Mandanna
Bandanna
SnowPiece
NiceCream
Ice Cream
Bisicle
Unisicle
Popsicle
CinnaBun
C. Bun
TemFlakes
Ab Quiche
Quiche
Old Tutu
Tutu
BallShoes
Shoes
PunchCard
DogResidu
D.Residue
AstroFood
Astr.Food
InstaNood
I.Noodles
CrabApple
Hot Dog
Hot Cat
GlamBurg
G. Burger
Sea Tea
Starfait
Leg,Hero
L. Hero
ClodGlass
Glasses
TornNotbo
Notebook
StainApro
Apron
CowboyHat
<--Locket
H. Locket
WornDG
W. Dagger
RealKnife
TheLocket
BadMemory
LastDream
UndynLetr
Letter
UndynLtrX
PT Chisps
Chips
MystryKey
Key
FaceSteak
Fsteak
Steak
HushPupe
HushPuppy
Temmie AR
Tem.Armor
FROGGIT
by Toby
Pondering Life
WHIMSUN
Still A Bit Guilty
VEGETOID
by Toby Temmie
Pushy Grocer
MIGOSP
Dedicated Yesman
NAPSTABLOOK
Zzzzzzz...
GYFTROT
by Magnolia Porter (and Toby???)
Finding Peace And Quiet
DOGGO
Believes In The Almighty Stick
DOGAMY DOGARESSA
by Toby...?
Still Thinking About That Stick
LESSER DOG
by Temmie Toby
Searching For Affection
GREATER DOG
Unaware of Life's Changes
AARON
by Temmie (reluctantly)
Still Flexing
MOLDBYGG
Wistfully Adjusting to City Life
WOSHUA
Inspired by OMOCAT
Normal Janitor
MAD DUMMY
Changed Name to Angry Dummy
SHYREN
Taking Piano Lessons Again
VULKIN
Strolling Happily
TSUNDERPLANE
New Student At School
PYROPE
Continually In Trouble
FINAL FROGGIT
Searching For Life's Meaning
WHIMSALOT
Fighting For The Future
ASTIGMATISM
Still A Big Bully
MADJICK
Learning Bowling
KNIGHT KNIGHT
Retail Job
AMALGAMATES
??????