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Bartholomew Shaw
Bartholomew Shaw
5. Thing bout sharks chief, is they got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a dolls
eyes.
6. Heres to swimming with bowlegged women (uses knife to poke a hole in a
canned beer which foams everywhere and chugs spilling beer all over
himself)
7. (Snores loudly while passed out, empty cans surrounding him)
8. (Surprisingly sober, gazing towards the nearest water) Theyre out there
somewhere chief. I feel it in my bones.
9. (Sharpens his boot knife while humming a sad sea song)
10.(Smokes a pipe while glaring at everyone)
11.(Shaving with his boot knife)
12.Havent felt this spry since my Navy days, chief.
13.I cant decide if Im too drunk, or too sober for this
Social
1. You got city hands. You been counting money all yer life.
2. All this proves is you college boys aint smart enough to know when yer
wrong
3. Youre a talker. Listening to talkers makes me thirsty (Takes any drink present
in front of the NPC talking, if no drink chugs one of his own cans).
4. You aint wrong chief, but you aint right either.
5. Just tell me what you know chief, or Ill gut you like a squirming fish.
6. If I hear anymore words come pourin out your cunt mouth, Im going to gut
every fucking fish in the room.
7. Easy chief, just here for answers.
8. Ever hear bout the Devil Fish, chief?
9. Just tell us what ye know, chief.
10.Standfast, just here to parlay a bit.
11.You done a lot of talkin, but you aint said nothing yet.
12.Fuckin whore.
13.Youre a real dogfucker.
14.Im getting tired of your bullshit answers, chief.
15.Lets hear the whole damn story then chief.
16.Fuckin chink
17.Fuckin spook.
18.Fuckin slopehead
19.Fuckin spic
20.Fuckin darkie