Life at School

Class, books! Turn to page eighty-eight.

YES SIR!
A good morning and a good day to everyone
We are, heroes from Dato Hamzah.
Were here to tell you about something very, very fun
Its all about life at school
what we learn, see, hear and do, every moment and every mischief we get into
Its 7.30 a.m. and assemblys starting
Order please! I want poker straight lines! NOW!
Silence please! Silence please!
Here comes that probate again!
Eh! Stop talking PLEASE!
Time to pay attention and start singing our National Anthem!!
Lets sing our heart out for our beloved country!
To be thankful of our peaceful nation!
And here comes the speech from the principal
Attitude!
Cleanliness!
Theft!
Recycling!
And as usual, GO FORWARD Dato Hamzah
Boys, please remember not to clap after an announcement
Excuse me boys.
Hey boy!
What are you doing outside the class loitering around?
So-So-sorry SIR!
Ill head right back to class now.
No, no, no young man. You are following me back to the office.
The lessons have started!
Quick get into the class!
The teacher is in!
Stand up, class!
G-Good Morning Teacher
What?! Why are you singing to me?
Guys, greet properly
Good Morning, teacher!
Teacher! May we have a sip?
Dei! Otak tak centre punya budak!
I can drink, you cant!
Its Chemistry lesson!
Potassium plus water is?
KABOOM
Ei boys, have you done your add maths homework?
No, teacher No? Pay 1 ringgit lorh.
Class, please dont hand in slip-shot work. Understand?
Yes teacherwere in set 1, of course we understand.
You think youre in set 1, youre helluva great?
Of course I am

Boys, Ive brought my scissors.

Your hair is too short. Let me give it a trim.
OH MAN! Dont cut my beautiful hair!
And now, the TORTURE!
Oh no! My Bag is so heavy!
Aiyo, why so many books one?
Exercise books
Textbooks
And Activity books
So exam-oriented!
Please! Give us a break!
Our backs are breaking and our bags are bursting!
Less books, less homework, thats all we are asking!
Oh man, when is that bell coming? Im starving!
Our stomachs are growling and grumbling!
Whats that smell?
Its food! Look at that! Hamburgers!
Yummy! Im so hungry! Come on, lets go eat!
Aunty, Char Kuey Teow 1 plate!
Shhhh! Dont yell, and dont grab!
Guys, eat fasterand return to class.
Cant you see were eating!
Soon, recess is over!
Oh, no! I forgot to do my homework!
Ooooorrrhh! Youre so lazy!
Uh-oh! Here comes the teacher
Im sooooooo DEAD!!!
Class, please hand in your assignments given out last week.
Teacher, may I go to the toilet?
Teacher, I was absent that day.
Teacher, I sold it to the Paper Lama man.
School has just ended!
Now clean the class! We should clean, sweep, and wipe till there is not a single speck of dust! AWWW.noooooo
Can you get rid of these bat droppings?
No way, theyre so disgusting!
Well, lets do it together!
There are so many things to do, with so little time on the clock.
So lets do it, and cut the talk!
Let us sweep, sweep, sweep and dust, dust, dust!
S-Achooooooo!
Bless you!
Come on, lets go home now. See you tomorrow morning!
Its been fun to tell you about our typical day at school,
But time flies when youre having fun, its the rule
That means its goodbye for now.
Thank you