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____ would be
woefully
incomplete
without ____.
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This is your
captain speaking.
Fasten your
seatbelts and
prepare for ____.
My new favorite
porn star is Joey
"____" McGee.
My mom freaked
out when she
looked at my
browser history
and found
____.com/____.
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I went from
_______ to
_______, all
thanks to
_______.
DRAW
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Members of New
York's social elite
are paying
thousands of
dollars just to
experience ____.
This month's
Cosmo: Spice
up your sex life
by bringing ____
into the
bedroom.
Little Miss
Muffet, Sat on a
Tuffet, Eating
her curds and
____.
My country, 'tis
of thee, sweet
land of ____.
After months of
debate, the Occupy
Wall Street General
Assembly could
only agree on
More ____!
I spent my whole
life working
Toward ____,
only to have it
ruined by ____.
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Everyone down
on the ground!
We don't want
to hurt anyone.
We're just here for
____.
The healing
process began
when I joined a
support group
for victims of
____.
Charades was
ruined for me
forever when my
mom had to act
out ____.
Tonight on 20/20:
What you don't
know about ____
could kill you.
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Every Christmas
my uncle gets
drunk and tells
the story about
____.
Jesus is ____.
What keeps me
warm during the
cold, cold winter?
This holiday
season, Tim Allen
must overcome
his fear of ____
to save
Christmas.
A bigger, blacker
dick.
Catastrophic
Urethral Trauma.
Hillary Clinton's
death stare.
Existing.
A pinata full
of scorpions.
Mooing.
Swiftly achieving
orgasm.
Daddy's belt.
Double
penetration.
Weapons-grade
plutonium.
Some really
fucked-up shit.
Subduing a
grizzly bear and
making her your
wife.
Rising from
the grave.
The mixing of
the races.
Scrotal frostbite.
Loki, the
trickster god.
Whining like a
little bitch.
Pumping out a
baby every nine
months.
Tongue.
Finding Waldo.
Upgrading
homeless
people to mobile
hotspots.
Wearing an
octopus for
a hat.
An unhinged
ferris wheel
rolling toward
the sea.
Living in a
trashcan.
The corporations.
A magic hippie
love cloud.
Fuck Mountain.
Survivor's guilt.
Me.
Getting hilariously
gang-banged
by the Blue
Man Group.
Jeff Goldblum.
Making a friend.
A soulful rendition
of Ol' Man River.
Intimacy problems.
A sweaty,
panting leather
daddy.
Spring break!
Being awesome
at sex.
Dining with
cardboard
cutouts of the
cast of Friends.
Another shot
of morphine.
A squadron of
moles wearing
aviator goggles.
Bullshit.
The Google.
Pretty Pretty
Princess
Dress-Up
Board Game.
The new
Radiohead
album.
An army of
skeletons.
A man in yoga
pants with a
ponytail and
feather earrings.
Mild autism.
Nunchuck moves.
Whipping a
disobedient slave.
An ether-soaked
rag.
A sweet
spaceship.
A 55-gallon
drum of lube.
Special musical
guest, Cher.
Tiny nipples.
Power.
Oncoming Traffic.
A dollop of
sour cream.
A slightly shittier
parallel universe.
My first kill.
Graphic
violence, adult
language and
some sexual
content.
Fetal alcohol
syndrome.
One Ring to
rule them all.
Grandpa's ashes.
Basic human
decency.
A Burmese
tiger pit.
Death by
Steven Seagal.
Elf cum.
Gift-wrapping
a live hamster.
A Hungry-Man
Frozen
Christmas
Dinner for One.
Whatever
Kwanzaa is
supposed to
be about.
Krampus, the
Austrian
Christmas
Monster.
Several
intertwining
love stories
featuring Hugh
Grant.
Clearing a
bloody path
through Walmart
with a scimitar.
Another shitty
year.
Mall Santa.
Santa's heavy
sack.
My hot cousin.
A Christmas
stocking full
of coleslaw.
Space Jam
on VHS.
Immaculate
conception.
A visually
arresting
turtleneck.
A toxic family
environment.
Socks.
Fucking up
Silent Night
in front of 300
parents.
Taking down
Santa with a
surface-to-air
missiles.
The tiny
calloused hands
of the Chinese
children that
made this card.
Pretending to
be happy.
Eating an
entire snowman.