Gimme A Break!

"Mama Gets Married"

TEASER
FADE IN:
INT. NELL'S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM- NIGHT
Nell, Addy, Joey, Matthew, Grandpa, Maggie, B.J., Marty and Tina sit around the couch
and watch the television.
MAGGIE
Knock his block off, Hulk!
MARTY
Yeah, give Mad Dog what he deserves!
Nell ignores the television and the happiness.
NELL
Wow, I never saw anyone so excited for a fight before.
ADDY
Oh, Nell, come off it! You've been down in the dumps ever since your Mama introduced
you to Ernie.
Nell pulls Addy off of the couch.
NELL
Addy, I told you before, I don't want to hear about it. Okay?
ADDY
Oh, poo, Nell.
NELL
What's that supposed to mean?
ADDY
It means that your Mama deserves someone in her life. How long's your Daddy been
gone? Six years?
NELL
So?
ADDY
So, nothing, Nell.

Everyone cheers at the television.

ADDY (CONT'D)
Hold up, I have money riding on this game.
Nell throws her hands up in the air.
NELL
I give up. Will anyone talk to me about my problem?
GRANDPA
Your problem is that you're too picky.
NELL
Say what, Grandpa?
GRANDPA
Come again, Nell? You need to speak louder. You know I have money on this game. We
all do. Oh, look! Look! Hulk just clobbered Mad Dog!
Everyone cheers.
Nell grabs a bowl of popcorn from Joey and Matthew.
NELL
You two, go to bed!
JOEY
But Aunt Nell, I have money...
NELL
We know, we know...you have money on Mad Dog.
JOEY
No, Hulk! He's gonna crush Mad Dog!
NELL
You'd better have no money on anyone. Go to bed!
MATTHEW
Me, too?
Nell
Yes! Ahhh!

Nell grabs popcorn and throws it at Joey and Matthew who rush to their room. Nell puts
the popcorn down on the coffee table and Marty grabs a few.
MARTY
Say, Nell, I want to talk to you.
NELL
Ah, see, Addy. Finally, someone ready to talk to me about my Ma....
Marty
Do you have anymore butter and salt, this popcorn is very dry and plain.
NELL
Coming right up.
Nell grabs some popcorn and shoves it down Marty's shirt. He gasps and picks up the
pieces and eats them.
Everyone cheers at the TV as Nell leaves the room. She returns right away with butter
and salt.
NELL
Your butter and salt, Marty.
MARTY
Oh, thank you, Nell. Look, have any...
NELL
Forget it!
Marty quiets down and eats popcorn while he watches the television.
B.J.
Here it is, everyone! This is it!
MAGGIE
Go, Hulk, go!
Everyone cheers.
MAGGIE
I just won two hundred bucks!
MARTY
I just won three!

GRANDPA
I really cashed in! A big five hundred!
Marty high fives Grandpa.
TINA
Shoot, I didn't gamble.
NELL
Oh, what a saint. By the way, Saint Tina, do you have a moment of time to spare?
TINA
Sure, Nell, if it's about the game, yes, I rooted for Hulk the whole time. If it's to help you
with your problem with your mother and Ernie, sorry, no can do.
NELL
Get out!
Nell grabs popcorn and throws it at Tina as she leaves the apartment.
MARTY
Well, I'm beat. See you later.
GRANDPA
Yeah, Nell, I'm turning in for the night as well.
NELL
So, Maggie?
MAGGIE
So, Nell?
NELL
Got a minute to spare?
MAGGIE
Actually, I got two hundred, if you know what I mean!
Maggie laughs.
Nell grabs popcorn.
NELL
I got a fist full of popcorn, if you know what I mean.
B.J.

Well, I'm getting out of here, if you know what I mean. See you upstairs, sweetie.
B.J. gives Maggie a peck on the cheek and rushes off. Nell stares down Maggie.
MAGGIE
Look, Nell, I'm tired. Winning is hard work, especially winning against you.
NELL
Me, why me? I didn't gamble.
MAGGIE
You forgot, huh? Last week?
NELL
Last week?
MAGGIE
Yeah, last week, after you had dinner. I came down to watch the boys. The day before
your mother introduced you to Ernie. Fifty bucks on Mad Dog.
NELL grasps the popcorn hard in her fist.
NELL
Get out! Get out, now!
MAGGIE
Gee, I thought you'd be mad because I won money from you, but mentioning
Ernie...wow. Talk about jealous city!
NELL
Out!
Nell throws popcorn at Maggie and she jolts to the door. She then begins to sing out in a
childish voice at Nell.
MAGGIE
I won and you lost! I won and you lost!
Maggie sticks her tongue out at Nell and Nell slams the door.
ADDY
Nell, I'm ashamed of you.
NELL
Me? Why me?

ADDY
Here it is, the big fight, we all looked forward to it all week and you're nothing but a stick
in the mud. By the way I won a hundred bucks!
Nell reaches for the popcorn bowl but Addy pushes it aside.
ADDY (CONT'D)
Besides, you put too much thought into your Mama and Ernie the past week. Just let it be.
NELL
Addy...the man told me he spent the night with her in the...
ADDY
Tweedle Dee Motel Room, I know, you told me all week. Look, Your Mama is a good
woman. Do you really think she would have done the nasty outside of marriage?
NELL
Addy, she called my dog...
ADDY
Sneakers, I know, same nickname she gave Ernie. I guess she wanted to have something
to remind her of him.
Nell's face twists. She reaches for the popcorn bowl but Addy pulls it away more.
ADDY
Just watch the TV and calm down. Look, they're interviewing the fans at Madison Square
Garden.
NELL
Okay, you're right. I'll just sit down and relax. Take my mind off of Mama and Ernie.
Nell laughs, takes some popcorn and eats it as she watches the television.
TELEVISION SCREEN
A Host interviews Mama Maybelle And Ernie.
HOST (O.C)
And here we have two excited fans of Hulk Hogan. Your names, please?
ERNIE
I'm Ernie Hudson, and this is my woman, Maybelle Harper.

Nell coughs as she eats her popcorn.

ADDY
Oh, look, Nell, that's where they were, don't they look cute on TV?
HOST (O.C)
So, you two, what did you guys think of the fight?
ERNIE
Well, we thought it was very memorable. We won a thousand bucks betting on it.
Nell coughs on her popcorn again.
HOST (O.C)
You know that's amazing. What else can you tell us about the fight?
ERNIE
Well, this is an entirely different question, but, I have one for Maybelle here. Maybelle?
MAYBELLE
Yes, Ernie?
ERNIE
Will you marry me?
MAYBELLE
Yes, oh, yes!
Ernie and Maybelle kiss.
Nell coughs again on her popcorn.
ADDY
Nell! Oh, congratulations!
Addy rushes to hug Nell as she gets off the couch, grabs the bowl of popcorn, and chases
Addy across the living room with it.
FADE OUT
END TEASER

ACT I
FADE IN:
INT. MAYBELLE'S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM- DAY
Maybelle and Ernie fix each other up.
MAYBELLE
Oh, Ernie, I can't believe we're surprising Nell and everyone about the engagement.
ERNIE
Well...Do you think they may have a clue?
MAYBELLE
I doubt it.
ERNIE
I did talk to some of them a few days ago and they all had money riding on Hulk Hogan.
MAYBELLE
No! You don't say?
Maybelle looks on with confusion and smiles, then kisses Ernie on the cheek.
MAYBELLE (CON'T)
Well, we'd better get going. Don't want to be late, I told Addy we'd meet her and Nell and
the others at noon.
ERNIE
Oh, excuse me, I'll be just a moment, honey. Nature calls.
Maybelle chuckles.
A RING comes from the front door. Maybelle goes to answer it.
Nell stands at the door upset.

MAYBELLE
Nell! What a pleasant surprise. But you really didn't have to.
NELL
Oh, I had to, Mama. I really had to.
MAYBELLE
Won't you come in?
Nell barges into the living room. She's mad.
MAYBELLE
Nell, Nell, Nell!
NELL
Oooh, Mama!
MAYBELLE
Out with it, Nell.
NELL
Mama...
MAYBELLE
If this is about Me and Ernie we...
NELL
You and Ernie. Oh, I know all about you and Ernie. Cable TV customer.
Maybelle turns away from Nell.
MAYBELLE
Oh, Nell, why are you so upset at me and my love for Ernie?
NELL
Upset?
MAYBELLE
Nell, I have a good mind to not invite you to the wedding.
NELL
As if I would even go. Mama! You told me an earful last week, and now you're marrying
this guy? Just like that?

MAYBELLE
Just like that.
NELL
Why?
MAYBELLE
Because I'm old, Nell.
NELL
Say what?
MAYBELLE
Nell, I'm gonna be seventy in a few months. Who knows how much longer I have to live,
and if I live, who am I gonna live the rest of my life with?
NELL
Me!
MAYBELLE
I'll take my call to heaven now!
Maybelle looks up to the ceiling and prays.
NELL
Mama, look, why? Why do you want to keep Ernie a secret in the past? Why'd you speak
so highly of him but not tell me exactly what happened?
MAYBELLE
Because we had a mother-daughter talk, I like having those with you.
Maybelle escorts Nell towards the couch and the two sit.
NELL
You do?
MAYBELLE
Yes.
NELL
Well...Mama...
Nell smiles. She gets flirty.
NELL (CONT'D)

Mama, I know you told me not to bring it up again but...but this one thing, this one thing
has been bothering me for the past week and if you clear it up it would be nice to know.
MAYBELLE
Uh-huh.
Maybelle looks on upset and folds her hands. Nell ignores Maybelle, picks up a magazine
on the coffee table and pretends to look it over.
MAYBELLE (CONT'D)
I guess you're talking about sex, right?
Nell stares in shock as she pretends to skim the magazine.
NELL
Mama!
MAYBELLE
Look, Nell, I had sex.
Nell's eyes continue to look in shock as she glances back and forth at two pages with
interest.
MAYBELLE (CONT'D)
It was really good.
Nell's jaw drops.
NELL
I don't believe...
MAYBELLE
And it was amazing, for that matter.
Nell drops the magazine on the coffee table.
NELL
Nah...
Nell fakes a laugh.
MAYBELLE
And...It may sound funny, but it was amazing when it's with the man I married.
Nell freezes. She puts her head down.

NELL
Mama, I'm sorry, I...
MAYBELLE
Oh, Nell...you know, it's times like this I cherish with you.
NELL
Why?
MAYBELLE
Because I love it when I drive you crazy.
NELL
Mama, listen, I... Good lord, woman, you always do that!
Maybelle and Nell laugh.
NELL (CONT'D)
Mama, the reason I came over was to find out the truth. What really happened that night
at the Tweedle Dee Motel Room...
MAYBELLE
Oh?
NELL
Mama, you said you went with Ernie to that dance contest. You stayed in that hotel
because the road washed out. You named our dog Sneakers after Ernie, you wanted to go
on the road with him, and somehow, I think he may be my Daddy.
MAYBELLE
Nell, I told you, you should know the answer to that question.
NELL
Yes? No? Maybe be bell? I mean, Maybelle.
Nell shakes as she looks around nervous.
MAYBELLE
Well, my name is Maybelle isn't it?
Nell throws her hands in the air.
NELL
I give up! Mama! I can't rest unless I find out the truth.

Nell gets out off the couch. Maybelle follows.

MAYBELLE
Nell, I told you last week, when I spoke of my past with Ernie, I mentioned your father.
Now if he wasn't your father, would I have mentioned that as well? Nell, look, you were
born in nineteen fifty two. I met Ernie in nineteen forty seven. Now where would it be
possible that he could be your father?
Nell nods her head.
NELL
Mama, I know, you're right. How stupid of me.
Nell and Maybelle hug.
NELL (CONT'D)
Just one last question though. You and Ernie, you two didn't...uh...did you...
Maybelle gets upset at Nell.
MAYBELLE
Nell! Stop it! And if you had to know, no. Once a lady, always a lady.
Maybelle puts her head up in the air proud.
Ernie enters the room.
ERNIE
All ready to go, Maybelle, I...Oh, I see we have company. Hello, Nell!
Maybelle turns to Ernie.
MAYBELLE
Ernie, I'm gonna freshen up for a minute, okay? Talk to Nell. You're someone she loves to
talk about.
Ernie thinks to himself.
Nell looks at Ernie and grimaces, then smiles and they walk over to the couch.
NELL
Hi, Ernie.
ERNIE
Hello, Nell, it's nice to see you again.

NELL
I hear Mama really loves you.
ERNIE
Yeah, so I've been told.
NELL
She loves you so much that she accepted your proposal.
ERNIE
How did you...Oh, hey, you can't fool me! You saw it on cable!
Nell and Ernie laugh.
NELL
Yeah. It's so sweet you love my Mama. She really needs someone in her life since my
Daddy died six years ago.
ERNIE
Well, I'm here for her. I'm not going anywhere. My days on the road are done.
NELL
Are you sure about that? I mean, my ex-husband was a trumpet player and you play sax
and so I thought you...
ERNIE
Rest assured, Nell, wherever I go, your Mama's coming with me.
NELL
Look, Ernie, I'm sorry we got off to the wrong start last week. Can we start over?
ERNIE
Well, I don't think we got off that bad last week. I mean, your Mama tells me you really
have a temper, but I guess it's mostly with her.
NELL
You got that right. Come here!
Nell and Ernie hug.
Maybelle enters the room.
MAYBELLE
All ready to go!

NELL
Mama! You look great! And Ernie...so do you! Well, let's go! We have an engagement to
announce!
INT. NELL'S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM- DAY
Addy, Joey, Matthew, Grandpa, Maggie, B.J., Marty, Tina, Vern, Loretta, Howard and
Jerome gather by the couch and converse. The front door opens and Nell, Maybelle and
Ernie walk in.
NELL
Surprise! Here we all are! I...Uh...Loretta?!
LORETTA
Nell!
NELL
Loretta!
LORETTA
Nell!
NELL
Loretta!
LORETTA
Nell!
NELL
Oh, boy, dejavu! Wow, it's so nice to see you again, especially since you've moved here to
New York. Haven't seen you once in eight months.
Nell grabs the bowl of popcorn on the coffee table, picks up some popcorn and throws it
at Loretta.
LORETTA
Nell!
Loretta grabs popcorn from the bowl and throws it at Nell. Nell freezes.
NELL
You know what, woman, you made a big mistake!
Loretta freezes and backs up.

NELL (CONT'D)
But, today is a new day. A special day.
Loretta exhales with relief.
NELL
Hi, Howard! How are you?! I see you all the time on the morning weather report.
HOWARD
Yup, NBC, that's me!
NELL
You were so lucky to get a job as weatherman here on that station.
HOWARD
Well, it's been good for all of us, we moved to a nice new house in the suburbs and I
guess we've been so wrapped up in that, we haven't had the time to visit.
Nell grimaces. She then smiles at Howard.
NELL
You'd just better have room at that new place for me because I plan to stay and party like
it's nineteen ninety!
Loretta and Howard laugh.
LORETTA
Come to think of it, Nell, it's been hard settling here in New York, but now that we are,
we're all gonna get together real soon and more often.
Nell freezes.
LORETTA (CONT'D)
Our place has a two car garage.
NELL
Hmph!
Nell turns her face.
LORETTA
Central A.C.
NELL

Hmph!
LORETTA
A built in swimming pool.
NELL
Now you're talking, sis!
Nell runs over to hug Loretta, they embrace and smile at one another.
JEROME
Yeah, I have my own basketball net, trampoline and even tree house!
JOEY AND MATTHEW
Wow!
JOEY
Hey, Aunt Nell, why didn't we have this get together there instead of a dump like this?
Nell walks over to Joey upset.
NELL
Because, little boy, your Aunt Addy agreed to have it here. Had I know ahead of time that
Loretta and Howard and little Jerome were living the life of luxury I'd have milked it for
all it was worth. No offense, guys.
Loretta and Howard shake their heads and smile.
GRANDPA
Well, what are we all gathered here for?
MARTY
Yeah, What's the big news?
MAGGIE
I think I know.
B.J.
What?
MAGGIE
Everyone's here to gloat over winning the bet on Hulk vs. Mad Dog that Nell lost and we
all won on.

Maggie laughs. Nell grabs popcorn from the bowl, walks up to Maggie and throws it in
her face. She stops laughing.
TINA
Everybody, since this is such a special occasion, I even brought my husband Vern down
for it.
EVERYONE
Hi, Vern!
VERN (68), stocky with a stern smile hugs Tina.
VERN
Well, I usually stay in hiding upstairs in my apartment, but Tina insisted I come down for
this, she said she wants to see Nell's face when the news gets out.
Nell freezes. She goes to the bowl and grabs popcorn. She walks up to Vern.
NELL
So I guess you saw the news on TV, too, eh? Hi, Vern, I don't believe we've met. I'm Nell.
Nell releases the popcorn all over Vern's shirt as she shakes hands with him.
Vern shrugs his shoulders and picks up a few pieces of popcorn and eats them.
NELL
Look, as it so happens, I know the big news already. I guess three people know of
it...well, four, including Addy. Does anyone else know what I'm talking about?
EVERYONE
No.
Everyone shakes their heads.
MARTY
Hey, Nell, I can't stay long, I gotta get back downstairs to the restaurant.
NELL
Oh, Marty, just give it a second, okay. This won't take long.
MARTY
Yeah, but today I'm doing a new impression. The new me. I call it Marty Hardy.
Nell's face twists.

NELL
Marty what?
MARTY
Marty Hardy.
NELL
What's that supposed to mean?
MARTY
Well, the irony of that is, Hardy's my real last name. So you know, honesty's the best
policy and I guess, well...
NELL
Sure it is. Sure it is.
Nell grabs some popcorn from the bowl and shoves it into Marty's shirt.
NELL
Here you go, Mr. Marty Hardy! Have yourself a party!
Marty's jaw drops. Nell laughs.
MAGGIE
Hey, Nell, is this just a get together so you can throw popcorn at us, because if it is...
Nell
Maggie...
Nell reaches for the bowl of popcorn.
MAGGIE
Got any white cheddar?
Nell grabs popcorn from the bowl at throws it at Maggie.
ADDY
Nell! What's come over you lately? The other day you were upset and threw popcorn
everywhere at everyone, now again? And you seem much happier now, and...
Nell grabs popcorn from the bowl.
Addy freezes.
ADDY (CON'T)

Yes, you are much, much happier now, so let me just...let me just get out of your way and
you go and announce whatever it is you need to announce. Excuse me.
NELL
Okay, Phi Beta Kappa, here's a snack while you wait.
Nell shoves the popcorn into Addy's dress. She shakes all over the place to get it out.
JOEY
Aunt Nell!
Nell reaches for the bowl of popcorn again.
JOEY
I'll shut up.
Joey sits up straight and ignores eye contact with Nell.
Nell walks up to Joey with the bowl of popcorn and smiles and strokes his shoulder. Joey
sighs a sign of relief. Just then, Nell turns away and drops a handful of popcorn all over
Joey's head.
JOEY
Aunt Nell!
NELL
You're testing me little boy!
Nell walks away and to the center of the room. She smiles.
NELL (CONT'D)
Well, now that we've had our fun, the reason we're all here is Mama and Ernie have a
very special announcement.
ERNIE
Everyone, it's my pleasure to announce that this Saturday, Maybelle and I will be
married.
Everyone cheers and gets up to congratulate Maybelle and Ernie.
ERNIE (CONT'D)
And you're all invited to the wedding.
NELL
Which will be paid entirely by Loretta and Howard.

Nell waves at Loretta and Howard who go to the bowl of popcorn, grab some, and throw
it at Nell.
FADE OUT.
END OF ACT I
ACT II
FADE IN:
INT. NELL'S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM- DAY
Mama Maybelle wears her wedding dress as Nell fixes her up. Addy snaps some photos.
Both Nell and Addy wear fancy dresses.
ADDY
Beautiful, beautiful! Maybelle, look this way! Now you, Nell!
NELL
One more snap and I'm gonna snap you, Addy!
ADDY
Okay, I'm gone.
Addy rushes off to the kitchen.
NELL
Oh, Mama, I can't believe it. In another hour, you'll be Maybelle Hudson.
MAYBELLE
Nell, I want to let you in on a little something. In the past few months, with all that's
happened. Losing your father's church, introducing you to Ernie, and now my wedding to
him, I want to let you know that we're finally seeing eye to eye.
Nell smiles.
NELL
I love you, Mama.
MAYBELLE
I know that, sugar. Listen, I know I was a pain to you for a long time, especially after you
ran off with Tony and married him, but it didn't work out because you both weren't ready
to settle down. That's why it wouldn't have worked with me and Ernie back then, even
had I not known or been engaged to your father.

NELL
Yes, Mama, I know. You've told me many times before.
MAYBELL
Oh, Nell... I just hope someday, somewhere, there's a guy for you. You deserve all the
happiness in the world, baby. All the happiness in the world.
Nell and Maybelle hug. The doorbell RINGS. Nell answers it. Samantha stands at the
doorstep and kisses ERIC THOMPSON (18) a college student. They both wear fancy
clothes.
NELL
Samantha!
SAMANTHA
Oh, Nell, you startled me! I'm here! The subway was a little slow, but I'm here!
NELL
Yes, you're here, but who's this?
Samantha smiles in awe.
SAMANTHA
Oh, this? This is...
NELL
Let me guess? Eric?
SAMANTHA
Yeah! How did you know?!
NELL
One too many.
ERIC
Hi, Nell, I'm Eric Thompson. I'm a Freshman at...
NELL
Ah, Littlefield College.
ERIC
Yeah? How did you know?
NELL
Woman's intuition.

Joey and Matthew walk into the living room. They wear suits.
JOEY
Sam!
Joey and Matthew rush to hug Samantha.
SAMANTHA
Hi, Joey! Hi Matthew! Mama Maybelle, you look beautiful!
Maybelle kisses Samantha.
MAYBELLE
Thank you, sugar!
As Nell goes to close the door, Tim Donovan approaches with two suitcases.
TIM
Nell!
JOEY AND MATTHEW
Dad!
Joey and Matthew rush up and hug Tim.
NELL
Tim! What a pleasant surprise! What a late surprise though!
JOEY
Hey, Dad, what are you doing here?
TIM
I'm on break from sea. I thought we could spend some quality time together, guys.
NELL
Uh, Daddy Donovan, you'd better get dressed and spend today at a wedding.
TIM
Why? Am I getting married?
Nell grimaces.
NELL
No Tim, my Mama is.

TIM
Well, I'll be dangled!
Nell grimaces again.
NELL
No Tim, that's I'll be damned!
JOEY
Come on, Dad! Let's get you ready!
Joey, Matthew and Tim rush off to the boys bedroom. Samantha and Eric walk off as well
to the kitchen.
Nell turns to Maybelle.
NELL
So, Mama, you ready to face that walk down the aisle?
MAYBELLE
Not unless you're there to escort me, sugar. Not unless you're there to escort me.
NELL
Mama, I thought you'd want...
MAYBELLE
Loretta? Of course I do, but I also want my other daughter whom I love very much.
Nell cries and hugs Maybelle.
INT. CHURCH, ALTER- DAY
Marty, Maggie, B.J., Howard, Jerome, Grandpa, Samantha, Eric, Tim, Tina and Vern sit
in the front pews, other pews include many other wedding guests.
Joey and Matthew stand at the alter. Nell and Addy fix them up, then Addy begins to snap
photos..
NELL
Okay, boys, get ready, okay. In a few minutes you'll come join us at the front of the
church. Loretta's there right now with Mama. Addy, I...
Nell pushes Addy out of the way.
NELL (CONT'D)
I told you to stop with that thing!

ADDY
Now's my cue to exit, stage right!
Addy rushes off.
Samantha approaches Nell.
SAMANTHA
Oh, Nell, I'm so happy for you. Look, I had something I wanted to discuss with you if
you have a moment.
NELL
Sam, forget it, if that Eric proposed marriage, it's gonna have to wait until you finish
college.
SAMANTHA
Oh, Nell!
Nell's upset.
NELL
Go away! Go to your pew!
Samantha goes back to her pew.
NELL
And you, Eric. I got my eye on you. Just be happy you're cute.
Eric laughs and shakes his head.
ERIC
You know, I love her.
SAMANTHA
Yeah, so do I.
The two hold hands and smile.
JOEY
You have the ring, Matthew?
Matthew searches his pocket.
MATTHEW
Uh...I got a dollar. A penny. A Donald Duck trading card.

JOEY
Matt! Grow up!
MATTHEW
Hey, I'm only six.
Joey frets.
JOEY
You may never live to see seven! Where's the ring? Matt, we both were chosen to be ring
bearers, each of us carrying one of the rings. Uncle Marty! Uncle Marty! Come quick!
Marty rushes out of the pew.
MARTY
What is it?
JOEY
Matthew lost the ring.
MARTY
Oh...Oh...ohhh...Hey, look, there's a convenience store next door. What do you say I buy
a box of cracker jacks and we hope for the best, eh?
JOEY
Uncle Marty?!
MARTY
Okay, okay...geesh! You kids!
Joey frets.
JOEY
I'm no kid, I'm eleven now!
MARTY
Eleven? That reminds me, Seven Eleven has a little shelf with costume jewelry. Maybe
nobody will notice if...
JOEY
Uncle Marty!
MARTY
Okay...Okay...Did you check in your pocket?

MATTHEW
Yeah.
MARTY
Did you check in your other pocket?
MATTHEW
No.
MARTY
There you go!
Matthew checks in his other pocket.
MARTY
Well?
MATTHEW
Well, I have a quarter. A nickel. Three pieces of Bazooka gum. Hey, I can buy an ice
cream with all this money I have!
JOEY
Not now, Matthew, we need to find the ring!
Vern gets out of his pew.
VERN
What seems to be the trouble, Matthew?
MATTHEW
I can't find the ring.
VERN
You can't find the ring.
Tina gets out of her pew.
TINA
What is it?
VERN
Matthew can't find the...
Vern looks at Tina and freezes.

VERN
He can't find his right mind to accept the fact Maybelle is getting married.
Tina takes Matthew aside.
TINA
Matthew, honey, look, marriage is a special thing.
As Tina talks to Matthew, Joey, Marty and Vern converse.
VERN
Good, if big mouth knew Matthew lost the ring everyone will know.
Grandpa walks over.
GRANDPA
Lost what ring?
VERN
Oh, no.
GRANDPA
Matthew lost the ring!?
Tina stops talking to Matthew.
TINA
Matthew lost the ring?!
Everyone in the pews reacts.
MAGGIE
Great, now we're gonna have to all chip in and buy a new one since we all bet on Hulk
the other night if you know what I mean.
B.J.
Matthew! Check all your pockets, buddy! Not just in your pants! There are more all
around!
Matthew searches his pocket in his coat.
MATTHEW
Hey, what's in this pocket?
Matthew finds the ring.

MATTHEW (CON'TD)
The ring!
Everyone reacts with a sigh of relief.
MARTY
Okay, now, Matthew, you see that ring.
MATTHEW
Yeah.
MARTY
Guard it with your life. Don't take your eyes off it, you got me?
MATTHEW
Okay, Uncle Marty!
Marty puts the ring on the pillow and hands it to Matthew who doesn't take his eyes off of
it.
JOEY
Nice save, Matt!
Joey and Matthew high five one another.
Ernie approaches.
ERNIE
Hey, you two, what's all the commotion?
JOEY
Uh, nothing, Papa Ernie. Right, Matt?
MATTHEW
Right!
JOEY
Come on, Matt, let's go!
ERNIE
Papa Ernie. I like that.
Joey and Matthew rush off to begin their procession.
The wedding march PLAYS on the organ.

Everyone gets up in the pews.

Addy walks down the aisle, she holds a bouquet of flowers. Joey and Matthew walk
down the aisle side by side, they hold a pillow each with a ring on it. Matthew doesn't
take his eyes off the ring.
Nell and Loretta escort Maybelle down the Aisle.
THE MINISTER (50), Caucasian and friendly smiles as Maybelle approaches Ernie.
Ernie and Maybelle smile at one another.
THE MINISTER
Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the wedding of Maybelle White
Harper to Ernie Hudson. You know, this wedding is a special one because I was reminded
by these two of the story of their past in Alabama.
Nell shrugs her shoulder.
NELL
Oh, boy, here we go again!
THE MINISTER
These two young adults back in the late nineteen forties were good friends when they
met. Maybelle here was engaged to the Revered Harper and she met Ernie one time and
fell in love with him in a different way. Maybelle loved Ernie as a friend, as she was
devoted to the Revered Harper. She chose a life of God than to go on the road with Ernie,
a saxophone player, even though she wanted to go and he told her she couldn't go. They
both knew then the time wasn't right. But it just so happened that many years later, the
now widowed Maybelle met up with Ernie here in New York City while at the fights to
see Mad Dog get creamed by Hulk Hogan. I would know, I was there and I won a
hundred bucks!
Everyone cheers. Nell grimaces.
NELL
Oh, Gimme A Break!
Nell freezes.
NELL (CONT'D)
Uh...Gimme A Break! Uh...Don't you know these two have what it takes?! Go Mama!
Go, Ernie! They really know how to pick 'em! Go Hulk! Yeah!
Nell cheers and claps and laughs and then shuts herself up as everyone looks on and
shakes their head.

THE MINISTER
So, if anyone in this church objects, may I have the rings please?
Joey hands his ring to The Minister. Matthew keeps his eye on his ring still.
The Minister taps Matthew on the shoulder.
THE MINISTER (CONT'D)
Hello? Little boy? The ring.
MATTHEW
I'm making sure not to lose it.
THE MINISTER
Oh, you did a great job, son.
The Minister takes the ring from the pillow.
The Minister turns to Maybelle.
THE MINISTER
Maybelle repeat after me. With this ring I thee wed.
Tim talks from his pew.
TIM
With this ring I thee wed.
Grandpa slaps Tim on the shoulder as others tell him to be quiet and make faces.
THE MINISTER
No worries, a little humor can't hurt.
MAYBELLE
With this ring I thee wed.
THE MINISTER
With this ring I thee wed.
ERNIE
With this ring I thee wed.
Addy cries, Nell cries, Loretta cries. Grandpa smiles and nods his head.

THE MINISTER
I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.
Ernie and Maybelle kiss.
The wedding march PLAYS again as everyone exits down the aisle.

INT. NELL'S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM- NIGHT

Nell, Addy, Joey, Matthew, Marty, Maybelle Ernie, Loretta, Howard, Jerome, Maggie,
B.J., Tina, Vern, Grandpa, Samantha, Eric, Tim, and guests gather. Caterers serve food to
the guests. A band PLAYS. The guests dance. The music stops.
NELL
And, now, ladies and gentlemen, if I have your attention. It's now the first song for my
Mama and Ernie to dance to on their wedding day.
The band begins to play "TONIGHT I CELEBRATE MY LOVE."
NELL (SINGS)
TONIGHT I CELEBRATE MY LOVE FOR YOU
IT SEEMS LIKE THE NATURAL THING TO DO
TONIGHT NO ONE'S GONNA FIND US
WE'LL LEAVE THE WORLD BEHIND US
WHEN I MAKE LOVE TO YOU
TONIGHT
AND I HOPE THAT DEEP INSIDE YOU FEEL IT TOO
TONIGHT OUR SPIRITS WILL BE CLIMBING
TO A SKY LIT WITH DIAMONDS
WHEN I MAKE LOVE TO YOU
TONIGHT
TONIGHT I CELEBRATE MY LOVE FOR YOU
AND THAT MIDNIGHT SUN
IS GONNA COME SHINING THROUGH
TONIGHT THERE'LL BE NO DISTANCE BETWEEN US
WHAT I WANT MOST TO DO
IS TO GET CLOSE WITH YOU
TONIGHT
TONIGHT I CELEBRATE MY LOVE FOR YOU
AND SOON THIS OLD WORLD WILL FEEL BRAND NEW
TONIGHT WE WILL BOTH DISCOVER
HOW FRIENDS TURN INTO LOVERS
WHEN I MAKE LOVE TO YOU

TONIGHT I CELEBRATE MY LOVE FOR YOU

AND THAT MIDNIGHT SUN
NELL (SINGS) (CONT'D)
IS GONNA COME SHINING THROUGH
TONIGHT THERE'LL BE NO DISTANCE BETWEEN US
WHAT I WANT MOST TO DO
IS TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU
TONIGHT I CELEBRATE MY LOVE FOR YOU
TONIGHT I CELEBRATE MY LOVE FOR YOU
Everyone dances in the living room as Nell sings the song. Maybelle dances with Ernie.
Loretta dances with Howard. B.J. dances with Maggie. Tina dances with Vern. Samantha
dances with Eric. Grandpa taps an older lady on the shoulder and the two dance together.
A guy taps Addy on the shoulder and the two dance. Joey, Matthew and Jerome do some
slick dance moves. Marty and Tim join in with them. The dating and married couples kiss
and flirt with one another.
As Nell finishes the song, everyone claps and cheers.
NELL
And now, ladies and gentlemen, I want to give a toast. To my Mama and my new Daddy,
Ernie.
Everyone raises their champagne glasses.
NELL (CONT'D)
You know, I had been running a long time. I left home just before I finished high school.
Maybelle sighs. Addy sighs.
NELL (CONT'D)
But I had a dream. A dream to sing and entertain people. It was that dream which led me
to some wrong roads in life, but in nineteen seventy four, led me to the right one, when I
finally stopped running and traveling around and settled down to raise three girls when
their mother, my good friend Margaret Kanisky, whom I met in Chicago while playing at
a night club years ago, met me at my act in Bakersfield, California. She invited me to
stay with her family and then told me she was dying of cancer.
Samantha sobs up. Eric puts his hand around her. She smiles.
NELL (CONT'D)
Over the next twelve years I raised Margaret's three girls, they learned from me and I sure
as hell learned from them. We had our hardships. Especially when the girls lost their
father, the chief of police of Glenlawn , California two years ago. We miss him so much.

But we know he's looking down on all of us now, and he's proud of his three girls and
what amazing women they became.
Samantha cries. Eric continues to console her. She then smiles. Grandpa sobs up and
looks to the ceiling.
NELL (CONT'D)
I had a few hardships the past year. My best friend Addy moved away from Glenlawn and
here to New York, Samantha went off to Littlefield College nearby in Warren, New
Jersey, her two older sisters Julie and Katie moved away to begin lives of their own back
in California, Julie with her husband Jonathan and their baby Nell in San Jose and Katie
moving to San Francisco, and who could forget when Tim showed up and took Joey
from me?
Tim smiles, then frowns.
TIM
Hey!
NELL (CON'T)
I forgive you, Tim, you're like a brother to me.
Tim smiles and nods.
TIM
Thanks, sis!
NELL (CONT'D)
Through all those changes in the past few years I stuck it out. I left Glenlawn, California,
came here to New York, Tim left Joey and Matthew with me, and Addy and I moved into
this great apartment here where we were met with many friendly yet odd tenants.
Tina, Vern, Maggie, B.J. and Marty grimace.
NELL (CONT'D)
But through it all, the up and downs, I stuck it out here, and I made it. I became an editor
at McDillon and Loud Publishing until it closed last month, and...
MAGGIE
Okay, Nell, okay, enough about your life story, get to the important stuff!
NELL
Maggie! As it just so happens, this is a wedding, right?
MAGGIE
Right?

NELL
Well, they throw rice at weddings, don't they?
MAGGIE
Sure, but why throw rice when you have popcorn here, if you know what I mean?
Maggie presents a bowl of popcorn to Nell. She grabs a bunch.
NELL
Oh, I know exactly what you mean, Maggie!
Nell dumps the whole bowl of popcorn down Maggie's dress.
Everyone stares in shock and some even laugh.
NELL (CONT'D)
The point is, through all the good and bad times over the years since I left home when I
was eighteen, I always stayed in contact with my Mama, in good times and not so good
times. The love she gave for me growing up I gave to Margaret's three girls. Thank you,
Mama. Because of you, I was a good Mama, just like you.
Maybelle sobs and then smiles at Nell.
NELL (CONT'D)
To my Mama and Ernie, may they have a long happy life together.
EVERYONE
Cheers!
MAYBELLE
Oh, Nell, that was beautiful. A little long, but beautiful.
NELL
Why thank you, Mama!
MAYBELLE
I meant what I said earlier today, honey.
NELL
About you loving me as much as Loretta.
MAYBELLE
No!
Nell frowns.

MAYBELLE (CONT'D)
I meant what I said about how I hope you find some nice guy out there for a change. You
deserve all the happiness in the world, sugar. All the happiness in the world.
Nell and Maybelle embrace.
NELL
I love you, Mama.
The band begins to PLAY again.
The DOORBELL RINGS. Nell opens the door.
JAMES ROLAND (36), Nell's ex-boyfriend turned ex-fiance from nineteen eighty three
stands at the door.
NELL
James?!
JAMES
Nell!
NELL
What?! How?!
JAMES
I know! I know! Nell, I know we haven't seen each other in three years, but I'm here in
New York and I'm single.
Nell smiles.
NELL
Oh, really? Then why did we break it off three years ago? Weren't we engaged to be
married?
JAMES
I know, Nell, but that was then, I still had stuff to sort out. Besides, I looked you up and
since I live here now in New York decided to stop by. I see you're having a party.
NELL
Yeah, it's Mama's wedding. Mama, James. James, Mama.
James shakes Mama Maybelle's hand.

NELL
James, why after all these years?
JAMES
Well, didn't we both decide we were gonna wait until the kids and Grandpa grew up to
get married?
NELL
Huh?
JAMES
That's right. Hi, Grandpa!
GRANDPA
Hi, James!
JAMES
Hi, Sam!
SAMANTHA
Hi! Long time no see.
NELL
Just wait. Just wait a dog gone second here. Where do you get off breaking up with me,
coming back three years later, and telling me we agreed to get married after those terms?
It's not like we agreed to that.
JAMES
Well, actually, you stated it yourself. Remember? Grandpa and Sam were there when you
did it.
NELL
Grandpa? Sam? What?
SAMANATHA
Mmmm-Hmmm.
GRANDPA
You did. We were both there. And guess what? We're now all grown up!
JAMES
So what do you have to lose, Nell?
NELL
Well...

Everyone looks on.

James gets down on his knee and presents Nell with a ring.
NELL (CONT'D)
Alright! Yes! I'll marry you!
James and Nell embrace as everyone cheers.
Addy takes photos of the reception.
A photo of James proposing to Nell on his knee.
A photo of Nell and James together.
A photo of Mama Maybelle and Ernie together.
A photo of Nell, Loretta, Maybelle and Ernie together.
A photo of Nell and Addy together.
A photo of Nell and Samantha together.
A photo of Tim, Joey and Matthew together.
A photo of Grandpa, Joey and Matthew together.
A photo of Nell, Maybelle, Ernie, Loretta, Howard and Jerome together.
A photo of Nell, Addy, James, Maybelle, Ernie, Joey, Matthew, Sam, Eric, Grandpa, Tim,
Loretta, Howard, Jerome, Maggie, B.J., Tina, Vern and Marty together.
FADE OUT
END OF ACT II