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A Neon Knight
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Well here I am again, and with a sidekick, The Metallian, one of the very
few cool people around. We are writing
this file with a new technique...
called telewriting. Telewriting is
when two people write a text file at
the same time, over the modem. This
technique will be explained later in
a text file called <Telewriting>.
Ok enough with the bullshit, lets get
down to business. Since the new year,
there has been an influx of Assholes
coming onto the tele-computing scene.
Where do they all come from? We will
explore this right now...
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What Assholes Do ][
Where do they come from is a very
very good question. From my experence,
they appearently came from Christmas,
kids who got modems for a present.
These kids (sometimes over 20 years
old) do not know anything about what
they just recieved, and immeadiatly
call compuserve with their free password that came with the modem. Once
on Compuserve, they go to help 75
times to find out what they are doing.
After getting tired of calling compuserve for 17 days straight, they come
accross a BBS number. Which is
usually a board like The Northwest
Connection or one that is NetMaster and
sucks, but still has a list of BBS's
which unfortunatly for us, has one
or two cool BBS's on it.