Professional Documents
Culture Documents
Bad Latin Translation For Singers
Bad Latin Translation For Singers
Incorrectly translated by Anthony F. Knuppel on September the first, in the year 2,016 anno Domini
Bad Latin Translation for Singers
Incorrectly translated by Anthony F. Knuppel
Locus iste It’s a locust!
a Deo factus est, This is today’s fact
inaestimabile sacramentum, In a holy automobile
irreprehensibilis est. Which is reprehensible.
Adoramus te, Christe, Some ramen for you, Chris
et benedicimus tibi, And it’s good for you,
quia per sanctam crucem tuam Why did you crush the Sprite can
redemisti mundum. In this realy misty world
Qui passus es pro nobis, He who passes out is a noble pro
Domine, Domine, miserere nobis. Domino’s, Domino’s, miserably noble.
O sacrum convivium! Oh sweet Vivian!
in quo Christus sumitur: Who Chris met this summer
recolitur memoria passionis eius: Bring back those passionate memories
mens impletur gratia: Men would greatly imply
et futurae gloriae nobis pignus datur. That in the future, Gloria will nobly ping the
Alleluia. data
Alleluia.
Dona Nobis Pacem (trad.)
Dona nobis pacem Donna paces nobly
Ave Maria, gratia plena, Hey Maria, of the Great Plains.
Maria, gratia plena, Maria, Great Plains
Maria, gratia plena, Maria, Great Plains
Ave, Ave, Dominus, Have any Domino’s?
Dominus tecum. Technical Domino’s?
Benedicta tu in mulieribus, et benedictus, Ben told you in the tourist bus, and he told us
Et benedictus fructus ventris (tui), And he told us: ventilated fruits (for y’all)
Ventris tui, Jesus. Y’all ventilate, Jesus.
Ave Maria! Hey Maria!
O magnum mysterium, Oh mysterious magic,
et admirabile sacramentum, And Admiral Sacramento,
ut animalia viderent Dominum natum, When animals vehemently dominate nature
jacentem in praesepio! Like jackals on a precipice!
Beata Virgo, cujus viscera Beat a virgo, brutally
meruerunt portare Make that runt cry
Dominum Christum. Dayum, Chris.
Alleluia. Alleluia.
Adeste Fideles by John Francis Wade
Ave verum corpus, natum The avenue is very fat
de Maria Virgine, Said Maria from Virginia,
vere passum, immolatum Green possum, sets itself on fire
in cruce pro homine It’s crucial for hominy
cuius latus perforatum Which has been perforated lately
fluxit aqua et sanguine: Fluctuating blue and bloody:
esto nobis praegustatum It’s a noble pregnant potato
in mortis examine. In a death exam.
O Iesu dulcis, O Iesu pie, Oh little dessert, Oh little pie,
O Iesu, fili Mariae. So little, filled with marinade.
Miserere mei. Amen. I am miserable. Amen.
Introitus: Requiem from Mozart’s Requiem
Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine. I require it eternally, give me Domino’s.
Et lux perpetua luceat eis. And a continuingly luxurious ice cream
Te decet hymnus, Deus, in Sion, Your decent songs, today, are sung,
Et tibi reddetur votum in Jerusalem And your Reddit account in Jerusalem
Exaudi orationem meam Left me speechless
Ad te omnis caro veniet. Add your all-caring flyswatter
Requiem aeternam dona defunctis, Domine. I require it eternally, give me broken Domino’s
Et lux perpetua luceat eis. And a continuously luxurious ice cream
Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine I require it eternally, give me Domino’s
Et lux perpetua eis. And luxury is forever.
Lux, Lux Luke, Luke
Lux, Lux Luke, Luke
Lux, Lux Luke, Luke
Calida A collision
Calida A collision
Gravis que With gravy
Gravis que With gravy
Gravis que With gravy
Pura Pure
Pura velut aurum Pure fool’s gold
Canunt et canunt et canunt Cannot and cannot and cannot
Modo natum. Stylize nature.
O nata lux by Morten Lauridsen
O nata lux de lumine, Oh, Nate and Luke who loom large,
Jesu redemptor saeculi, Jesse redeemed his parking voucher
Dignare clemens supplicum Money has been tight
Laudes precesque sumere. He thought to himself loudly.
Qui carne quondam contegi Who came without diseases?
Dignatus es pro perditis, Dignity is for losers,
Nos membra confer effici Our members’ efficient conference
Tui beati corporis. To beat the corporations.
Kyrie eleison Kyle is so happy
Kyrie eleison Kyle is so happy
Kyrie eleison Kyle is so happy
Christe eleison Chris is so happy
Christe eleison Chris is so happy
Christe eleison Chris is so happy
O Fortuna by Carl Orff (from Carmina Burana)
O Fortuna How Fortunate
velut luna I hid the moon
statu variabilis, It changed into a statue
semper crescis Simply crashing
aut decrescis; Or not crashing
vita detestabilis In my detestable life
nunc obdurat Never obey
et tunc curat And bring me a tunic
ludo mentis aciem, Crazy old mints,
egestatem, Egg salad,
potestatem Potato salad,
dissolvit ut glaciem. Dissolved in ice.
Sors immanis Sores on my hands
et inanis, And grandma’s,
rota tu volubilis, Your afro is round,
status malus, Everything sucks,
vana salus Salty vanilla
semper dissolubilis, Simply dissolvable
obumbrata Refrigerator
et velata And a bike rack
michi quoque niteris; Michigan used to be abandoned
nunc per ludum Never crazy
dorsum nudum A naked door
fero tui sceleris. For your celery.
Sors salutis Say hello to sores
et virtutis And viruses
michi nunc contraria, Michigan never argues
est affectus It is affected
et defectus And broken
semper in angaria. Simply angry.
Hac in hora Be back in an hour
sine mora Nevermore
corde pulsum tangite; Touching your pulsing cords:
quod per sortem Sorted by what
sternit fortem, Hardcore sternum
mecum omnes plangite! Mine is all rubbery!