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Okay. We're almost ready here.
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Okay. Now, easy on the filters, Cam.
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It's a family picture.
We don't need sepia tone.
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You know what
other tone we don't need?
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Play nice.
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Okay.
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We are taking a new photo
for above our mantel.
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Lily's not in the one
up there now,
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and we... started to get
the slight impression that...
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it was bothering her.
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Lily, we're ready for dinner, sw-12
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Big smiles!
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- Great.
- Great.
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Let's take a look.

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Okay.
Not bad.
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Not bad.
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- Let's shake out our faces.
- Really?
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Who took the online course?
Shake 'em out.
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Yep. That's perfect.
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1... 2...
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- Chee-e-e-se!
- Chee-e-e-se!
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Okay. Great!
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Okay, um, Mitchell,
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- can I see you over here, please?
- Yeah.
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Hang tight, sweetie.
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Look.
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Why is she doing
that with her face?

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I don't know.
I've never seen
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such a weird, forced smile.
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How do I look?
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- Beautiful.
- Perfect.
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Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg
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What an amazing campus!
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I mean, look at these cool buildings.
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And did you guys see the turtles?
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a reflecting pond.
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Great. Maybe you can see
how crazy you're being right now.
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God, I wish I'd brought a frisbee.
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What's so special?
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It looks exactly
like the college I went to.

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And we've been here
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exactly as long
as you were there.
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Luke, be nice.
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Well, Alex is leaving.
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Somebody's got to keep
the trains running.
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Back me up here, guys.
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This place screams "Alex," right?
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It looks like every other
college in America.
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What am I missing?
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Good grades, S.A.T. scores,
basic verbal skills.
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That's how you do it.
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Caltech is the perfect school.
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For Claire.
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And Alex! Come on,

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one of the best schools
in the country.
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And, yes, it happens to be
45 minutes from our house.
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Of course, we'll support her
wherever she goes.
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Obviously.
Nothing is more important to me
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than her academic whatever,
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but with Alex,
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the important thing
is keeping her close
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for the next four years.
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After that,
I'm never gonna see her
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unless she Skypes
me from Neptune,
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where she's living
in a biodome she invented.
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Awesome! That means
Christmas on Neptune!
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Every other year?
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No. No.
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All right, everyone,
gather 'round.
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We'll be starting the tour
in just a moment.
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Okay. I'm gonna peel off
and hit the robotics lab
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to see how close they are
to a working female.
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Hold on.
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They're not nearly
as close as you'd hope,
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and you're not leaving my side.
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But it's so boring.
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It's like I'm being punished.
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You are being punished.
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That's what happens
when your teacher calls
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to tell me you cut class.

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I'm sorry. I lost track
of time making my movie.
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Hummingbirdman -84
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a superhero whose heart can beat
a thousand times a minute.
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But can it love?
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Check it -there's a lab on campus
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where they do experiments
on you for 50 bucks.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, I used to do
a lot of these in college.
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Sometimes it's questions.
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Sometimes they hook
stuff up to you.
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Sometimes it's just palling
around with a monkey,
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wondering why they're
rewarding him and not you.
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Well, that sounds great.
You should go do that.
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I'm up for it as long as
they don't shave anything.
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Hey, I'd love the 50 bucks,
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but I'm pretty sure
mom wants me here.
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No, I don't. You can go.
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Oh, you can drop the act.
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I know you guys
forced me to come here
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so I can watch Alex
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and get all inspired
by college again.
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We really didn't.
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Yeah, you just got in the car.
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I only packed four sandwiches.
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Happy anniversary, Jay!
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I don't love this tableau.
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What is it?
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I don't know.
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Sure you do.
I can tell by the wrap job.
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She can't make
corners like this, Manny!
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Only because she's
always in such a hurry.
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Is life so busy
you can't take 20 minutes
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to get out the straight-edge
and wrap a gift anymore?
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Come on. I'm a little anxious
about my gift for her.
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It would make me
feel a lot better
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if I knew she phoned
this one in.
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Sorry, Jay.
Only time will tell.
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Oh, God.
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It's that black Panerai watch
I wanted, isn't it?!
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Why can't you be this fast when
I'm your charades partner?
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Hola, my loves!
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You didn't see me.
Keep her out of the garage.
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What are we gonna do?
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I'm gonna talk to her.
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I've been photographing
her for years.
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We have a relationship.
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Really? What's she like?
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I mean a professional relationship.
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Look, I'm gonna tell her -132
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her smile is forced,
it's unnatural,
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and we're not going home
until we get what we need.
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Couple of things --

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we are home,
and that's mean.
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What's your suggestion?
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We show her the photos
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and let her discover
her weird smile on her own.
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Okay. That's good.
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I video our football games
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so I can see what
we're doing wrong.
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That's how I figured out
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that powder-blue windbreaker
washed me out so much.
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Oh, thank God.
I'm sure the team appreciated that.
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- Lily, sweetheart, will you
come here for a second? - Yep.
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Let's do this gently, okay?
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Okay. So, daddy and I thought
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that we would look
at these photos together,
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the pictures that
we've taken so far,
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and see if there's anything
that we would do differently.
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Like, okay,
when I look at this photo,
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I think, "I could
stand up straighter."
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- Yeah.
- Cam?
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Okay. I think I could be
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a little less "Ryan Gosling"
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and a little more "every man."
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Lily, is there anything
that you see in yourself
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that you would want
to change here?
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Well, maybe we should
just do one more?

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Really? Okay.
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This might need a little powder.
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Uh, Jay?
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Your wife's upstairs.
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You don't have to hide
in the garage anymore.
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I'm not hiding.
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Close the door, will you?
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How bad is the gift
you bought her?
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I didn't buy her anything.
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Bad idea.
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I once gave her
a bag full of hugs,
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and she definitely prefers stuff.
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It's not hugs.
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Does that sound like me?
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I made her something
in my pottery class.
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I can't believe you took
a pottery class.
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You're not the only one
around here with an artsy side.
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Yeah, I could've bought her
another piece of jewelry,
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but I thought, you know,
she might like this a little more,
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coming from the heart and all.
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Well, show it to me.
What is it?
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What is it?
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It's a bunny.
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It used to be my nickname for her.
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On our first date,
she had a cold,
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and she was sniffling a lot,
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you know, like a bunny.
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That's so sweet.
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Yeah, but that watch
is big and gorgeous
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and costs big bucks.
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I can't give her something handmade.
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She's not sensitive like you and me.
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Listen to me.
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I think you went to the
jewelry store inside here,
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and you brought back a gem.
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Knock it off.
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You think so?
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She's gonna love it.
It's perfect.
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Perfect? Nah.
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But teacher Pablo did say
it shows great promise.

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And I am proud of the tail.
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Look at that.
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No, no, I said look.
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Sorry.
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And this building is home
to one of our five Nobel laureates
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currently teaching here.
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It also houses our high-current,
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high-stability particle accelerator.
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Okay. You need to calm down.
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This is a college tour,
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not Oprah's favorite things.
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I am just so impressed
by this place. Aren't you?
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Of course I am.
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It's one of the most prestigious
tech schools in the country.
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But if you must know,
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I don't love everything about it.
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What?
Oh, the mascot's a beaver.
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Don't worry.
Those jokes will get old.
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No, they won't, because
I'm not coming here.
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Honestly, the only reason
I took this tour today
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is so you won't accuse me of
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not giving it a fair shot.
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Why wouldn't you
want to go here?
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I can't believe
you're making me say this...
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It's too close to home.
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I have to get away from you guys
for a little bit, okay?
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All right. We're gonna
check out the dorms.
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Parents, say goodbye
to your children.
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Okay.
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I should go.
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Mom, wait!
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Honey, it's okay.
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We all say things that
we don't mean sometimes.
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Low blood sugar.
I need my sandwich.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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All right.
You can please wait here,
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and the experiment
will begin shortly.
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- Okay. Thank you.
- Yeah.
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What do you guys
think this is gonna be?
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I bet they'll show us

those ink blots
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that always look
like two girls kissing.
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A little tip from an old pro -245
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they can electrify cheese, so...
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Hey, look at that.
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"Do not push."
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What are you doing?
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Teaching this button
a little something about free will.
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Luke, it says, "do not push."
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Which just makes me
want to push it more.
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Haley, back me up.
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Push it, don't push it.
I don't care.
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Is this mirror weird?
I look fuzzy.
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Who puts up a button

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with a sign that says
you can't push it?
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The same people
who stack the deck
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so the monkey always wins...
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Scientists!
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What are you talking about?
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00:08:37,635 --> 00:08:39,037
We're not waiting
for the experiment.
262
00:08:39,038 --> 00:08:40,020
This is the experiment!
263
00:08:40,021 --> 00:08:41,750
They're watching us right now!
264
00:08:41,751 --> 00:08:43,043
Wait. What?
265
00:08:45,023 --> 00:08:46,219
And...
266
00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:49,601
- Okay. Good.
- All right. Let's take a look.
267
00:08:50,627 --> 00:08:52,808
Oh! Beautiful.
268
00:08:52,809 --> 00:08:54,367
Okay. She looks
like Pepper's pomeranian.
269
00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:55,569
We have to say something.

270
00:08:55,570 --> 00:08:58,448
What's going on?
Why are we still doing this?
271
00:08:58,449 --> 00:09:03,013
Honey, daddy and I
think you are a beautiful girl
272
00:09:03,014 --> 00:09:04,356
with a beautiful smile.
273
00:09:04,357 --> 00:09:05,142
Thank you.
274
00:09:05,143 --> 00:09:05,828
You're welcome.
275
00:09:05,829 --> 00:09:08,448
And I'm seeing that here, okay?
276
00:09:08,449 --> 00:09:10,876
But I'm just not seeing it here.
277
00:09:10,877 --> 00:09:12,343
What do you mean?
278
00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:14,579
Uh, well, uh...
279
00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:16,902
Lily, you're doing
a different smile today.
280
00:09:16,903 --> 00:09:17,929
Different how?
281
00:09:17,930 --> 00:09:21,383
It's just a little... stiff.
282
00:09:21,384 --> 00:09:22,250
Is it ugly?
283
00:09:22,251 --> 00:09:23,906
It's not ugly. No.

284
00:09:23,907 --> 00:09:25,605
It's, uh -- it, um...
285
00:09:25,944 --> 00:09:27,029
Cam...
286
00:09:27,976 --> 00:09:29,936
Uh, well, s-sweetie, um,
287
00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:32,981
it's just not your normal smile,
which is so beautiful.
288
00:09:32,982 --> 00:09:34,422
You mean I'm not beautiful?
289
00:09:34,423 --> 00:09:36,265
No, that's not what we're saying.
290
00:09:36,266 --> 00:09:39,242
Just forget it!
I don't want to do this anymore!
291
00:09:39,243 --> 00:09:40,237
I'm an ugly monster,
292
00:09:40,238 --> 00:09:42,583
and I'm never coming out
of my room again!
293
00:09:43,747 --> 00:09:45,623
Okay. Well, that was a disaster.
294
00:09:45,624 --> 00:09:46,623
Agreed. But can I just say
295
00:09:46,624 --> 00:09:48,252
I love how melodramatic
she's getting?
296
00:09:48,253 --> 00:09:50,239
So fantastic.
297
00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:51,948
- The little...
- I know.

298
00:09:52,887 --> 00:09:53,937
There she is.
299
00:09:53,938 --> 00:09:57,587
Hi, mi amor.
Happy anniversary!
300
00:09:57,588 --> 00:09:59,539
Happy anniversary, honey.
301
00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:00,983
I hope you like this.
302
00:10:00,984 --> 00:10:03,145
What did you get me?
303
00:10:05,380 --> 00:10:07,120
What did you get me?
304
00:10:07,121 --> 00:10:08,175
It's a bunny, mom.
305
00:10:08,176 --> 00:10:09,421
It's a little rough
around the edges,
306
00:10:09,422 --> 00:10:11,565
but I'm just hoping you'll love
what I put into it.
307
00:10:11,566 --> 00:10:13,390
Oh, you put something inside?!
308
00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,339
I don't get it.
There's nothing inside.
309
00:10:18,340 --> 00:10:21,051
Yeah, that's, uh...
'Cause, um...
310
00:10:21,155 --> 00:10:24,674
The damn stupid jeweler
didn't put the bracelet in there.
311

00:10:25,507 --> 00:10:28,440

The rose gold with the waves
that I told you that I loved?
312
00:10:28,441 --> 00:10:29,445
Yeah. Yeah, that's the one.
313
00:10:29,446 --> 00:10:29,949
Jay.
314
00:10:29,950 --> 00:10:31,005
No, it's fine, Manny.
315
00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:32,471
I can run down to the store
right now and get it.
316
00:10:32,472 --> 00:10:33,380
Stupid jeweler!
317
00:10:33,381 --> 00:10:34,383
Ay, Jay, don't scream at him.
318
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,557
It was an honest mistake.
319
00:10:36,558 --> 00:10:37,064
Yeah, in his heart,
320
00:10:37,065 --> 00:10:39,191
he was probably trying
to do the right thing.
321
00:10:40,358 --> 00:10:41,806
And past the Millikan library,
322
00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,394
you'll find the bridge annex,
323
00:10:43,395 --> 00:10:45,514
which is also the same site
324
00:10:45,515 --> 00:10:47,640
that Carl D. Anderson
discovered the...?
325

00:10:47,641 --> 00:10:48,602

Neutron.
326
00:10:48,767 --> 00:10:49,687
Anyone else?
327
00:10:49,688 --> 00:10:50,903
- Positron.
- Positron.
328
00:10:51,066 --> 00:10:52,033
That's right.
329
00:10:52,643 --> 00:10:53,503
In 1932...
330
00:10:53,504 --> 00:10:54,294
On August 2nd...
331
00:10:54,295 --> 00:10:55,141
On the third floor.
332
00:10:55,142 --> 00:10:56,161
Really?
333
00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:58,407
I-I don't know.
Maybe I just wanted to win.
334
00:11:00,417 --> 00:11:01,473
I'm Jason.
335
00:11:01,474 --> 00:11:02,495
Alex.
336
00:11:03,168 --> 00:11:04,751
Is this your first-choice school?
337
00:11:04,812 --> 00:11:06,256
No, I'm thinking M.I.T..
338
00:11:06,257 --> 00:11:06,776
That's weird.
339
00:11:06,777 --> 00:11:08,398
I live just half an hour from there.

340
00:11:08,399 --> 00:11:10,286
Which explains why
you want to go here.
341
00:11:10,287 --> 00:11:12,751
I live here, and I want to go
somewhere on the East Coast.
342
00:11:12,752 --> 00:11:15,216
Really?
I'd love to be close to home.
343
00:11:15,401 --> 00:11:17,083
Sunday dinners, laundry,
344
00:11:17,084 --> 00:11:18,029
make sure my brother
doesn't mess with
345
00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:20,305
my hand-painted
civil war miniatures...
346
00:11:21,169 --> 00:11:23,028
Which I don't cherish.
347
00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:24,983
So why not M.I.T.?
348
00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:27,477
Well, for applied physics,
this is the better program,
349
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,233
and I'm not gonna make
the biggest decision of my life
350
00:11:29,234 --> 00:11:31,046
based off where my parents live.
351
00:11:32,021 --> 00:11:32,964
Okay, then.
352
00:11:33,774 --> 00:11:35,625
Sorry.
Did that... sound judgey?

353
00:11:35,626 --> 00:11:38,308
I'm not really good
at talking to pretty girls.
354
00:11:38,309 --> 00:11:40,393
I -- well, I have
a touch of Asperger's.
355
00:11:40,697 --> 00:11:41,197
No, I don't.
356
00:11:41,198 --> 00:11:42,937
I just said that so you'd think
I was interesting.
357
00:11:42,938 --> 00:11:46,335
I was... just sorta hoping
you'd be going here.
358
00:11:46,483 --> 00:11:47,330
Really?
359
00:11:47,713 --> 00:11:49,036
Did my mother
put you up to this?
360
00:11:49,037 --> 00:11:51,259
Does your mom
tell boys to flirt with you?
361
00:11:51,260 --> 00:11:53,681
Oh. You're -- you're -you're flirting with me.
362
00:11:53,682 --> 00:11:55,500
I mean, I don't mean
to sound so surprised.
363
00:11:55,501 --> 00:11:57,102
A lot of boys flirt with me.
364
00:11:57,141 --> 00:11:57,958
Not a lot. Some.
365
00:11:57,959 --> 00:12:00,209
Actually, one of them

has Asperger's.
366
00:12:00,210 --> 00:12:02,839
He could tell you the weather
on the day you were born.
367
00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,637
Okay. Well, I don't know
why I said that.
368
00:12:04,638 --> 00:12:08,985
The point is, I am single,
by my own choosing, so...
369
00:12:09,569 --> 00:12:10,194
Oh, my God!
370
00:12:10,195 --> 00:12:11,937
I am fine! I'm fine!
Everything's fine!
371
00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:16,984
I have to push it.
372
00:12:17,215 --> 00:12:18,200
It's all I can think of.
373
00:12:18,201 --> 00:12:20,134
Just let him push it.
Who cares?
374
00:12:20,135 --> 00:12:22,064
No one is touching this button!
375
00:12:22,065 --> 00:12:23,416
Don't you see?
376
00:12:23,417 --> 00:12:25,536
This is a test of character
377
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,012
to see if we're the kind
of people with self-control
378
00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:28,708
or the kind who just grab
at any piece of cheese

379
00:12:28,709 --> 00:12:30,114
that's put in front of them.
380
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,925
Don't you want
to know what it does?
381
00:12:31,926 --> 00:12:33,583
"Want to know what it does"?
382
00:12:33,584 --> 00:12:35,170
Of course I do.
It's killing me.
383
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:35,963
But what I want more
384
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:38,014
is for you to learn
to follow the rules.
385
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,085
Is this about me
skipping class again?
386
00:12:40,086 --> 00:12:42,634
It's weird how obsessed
you are with that.
387
00:12:42,635 --> 00:12:43,791
Now let me push that button!
388
00:12:43,792 --> 00:12:44,292
No!
389
00:12:44,293 --> 00:12:45,770
If you can't even
pass a simple test,
390
00:12:45,771 --> 00:12:47,595
how are you ever gonna get
in to a good college?
391
00:12:47,596 --> 00:12:49,674
Or hold down a job?
We only have one basement.

392
00:12:49,675 --> 00:12:50,746
There's no place
for you to move
393
00:12:50,747 --> 00:12:51,551
when your life bottoms out!
394
00:12:51,552 --> 00:12:52,663
Okay.
395
00:12:53,659 --> 00:12:54,979
Dad, I cut that class
396
00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:57,320
because I had to get
one last shot for my movie.
397
00:12:57,321 --> 00:12:59,110
You would've done
the same thing.
398
00:13:00,664 --> 00:13:02,563
Oh, my God!
399
00:13:02,847 --> 00:13:04,643
You're not mad at me.
400
00:13:05,019 --> 00:13:07,875
You're mad at yourself
because I'm just like you.
401
00:13:10,143 --> 00:13:11,709
Total shot in the dark.
402
00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:14,670
You're right -I set a terrible example for you.
403
00:13:14,671 --> 00:13:17,018
No! It was awesome!
404
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,459
Do you think Steve Jobs
followed every rule?
405

00:13:19,610 --> 00:13:20,375

Doug Henning?
406
00:13:20,376 --> 00:13:21,403
Keep talking.
407
00:13:21,404 --> 00:13:23,345
What about that guy
who lived in that town
408
00:13:23,346 --> 00:13:25,226
where people
weren't allowed to dance?
409
00:13:25,227 --> 00:13:26,746
Did Footloose follow the rules?
410
00:13:26,747 --> 00:13:28,724
His name was Ren,
and he most certainly did not.
411
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:31,099
Maybe that's what those
scientists are looking for -412
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:32,190
Rebels!
413
00:13:32,191 --> 00:13:33,207
You know what?
414
00:13:33,366 --> 00:13:35,979
Who gives a hoot what
those bastards want?
415
00:13:35,980 --> 00:13:36,745
No offense.
416
00:13:36,746 --> 00:13:39,509
We're gonna break every rule,
and we're pushing that button!
417
00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:40,416
Yeah!
418
00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:42,138
Back away from the button!

419
00:13:42,163 --> 00:13:43,092
What are you doing?
420
00:13:43,093 --> 00:13:44,554
I've been breaking
the rules my entire life,
421
00:13:44,555 --> 00:13:45,450
and look where it's gotten me.
422
00:13:45,451 --> 00:13:46,861
I live in my parents' basement!
423
00:13:46,862 --> 00:13:49,246
I'm sick of being
a failure at everything!
424
00:13:49,561 --> 00:13:51,441
Oh, my God!
425
00:13:51,442 --> 00:13:52,860
You're not mad at us.
426
00:13:52,861 --> 00:13:53,801
You're mad at yourself.
427
00:13:53,802 --> 00:13:55,470
That's what I'm saying!
428
00:13:57,632 --> 00:13:58,619
Where were you?
429
00:13:58,620 --> 00:13:59,821
Consoling Jay.
430
00:13:59,822 --> 00:14:02,097
That bunny wasn't the only thing
you shattered, lady.
431
00:14:02,098 --> 00:14:03,570
When you first started dating him,
432
00:14:03,571 --> 00:14:04,808
what was his nickname for you?

433
00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:06,543
Sexy pants.
434
00:14:06,788 --> 00:14:07,488
The other one.
435
00:14:07,489 --> 00:14:08,528
Bunny.
436
00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:14,391
Oh, so that's why he put
the bracelet inside the bunny.
437
00:14:14,392 --> 00:14:15,705
There was no bracelet.
438
00:14:15,706 --> 00:14:17,428
The bunny was the present.
439
00:14:17,598 --> 00:14:18,483
That?
440
00:14:18,484 --> 00:14:20,113
He made it for you himself.
441
00:14:20,114 --> 00:14:20,679
No.
442
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:23,096
In a pottery class
he's been taking for weeks.
443
00:14:23,097 --> 00:14:23,628
No!
444
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:24,832
And you smashed it
on the counter.
445
00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:26,968
And he was too embarrassed
to say anything.
446
00:14:26,969 --> 00:14:28,306
No!

447
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:29,769
I can't take it!
448
00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:31,573
Glue! Okay, give me glue!
449
00:14:31,574 --> 00:14:32,876
I need glue!
450
00:14:34,863 --> 00:14:36,616
Make it stop!
451
00:14:37,825 --> 00:14:38,961
Haley, put down the chair.
452
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:39,691
Why should I?!
453
00:14:39,692 --> 00:14:41,094
Because this is getting absurd,
454
00:14:41,095 --> 00:14:42,414
and it's no fun being laughed at
455
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,640
by a room full of scientists
and a monkey in a diaper.
456
00:14:44,641 --> 00:14:46,193
Yeah!
We need to push that button,
457
00:14:46,194 --> 00:14:47,950
show those eggheads
that we're not sheep!
458
00:14:47,951 --> 00:14:50,569
No! Breaking the rules
doesn't make you a hero!
459
00:14:50,570 --> 00:14:52,051
It makes you a screw-up!
460
00:14:52,052 --> 00:14:53,053
Take it from me, Luke --

461
00:14:53,054 --> 00:14:54,300
one out of a million dropouts
462
00:14:54,301 --> 00:14:55,671
becomes Steve Jobs.
463
00:14:55,672 --> 00:14:58,199
Do you know who become
losers with no jobs?
464
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,202
The other 99,000!
465
00:15:00,454 --> 00:15:02,633
Honey, you are not a loser.
466
00:15:02,634 --> 00:15:04,059
Oh, please.
467
00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:06,170
I hear the shots
you all take at me.
468
00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:08,368
I see my sister
about to lap me
469
00:15:08,369 --> 00:15:10,423
at a college that I would
never be able to get into.
470
00:15:10,424 --> 00:15:12,449
Even someone as dumb as me
471
00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:14,916
can see that I'm a giant failure!
472
00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:17,062
Haley, stop, okay?
473
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,701
Haley, let me tell you something -474
00:15:18,702 --> 00:15:21,707
you have value,
talent, and potential

475
00:15:21,708 --> 00:15:23,388
that their tests can't measure.
476
00:15:23,643 --> 00:15:25,332
Who cares if you don't fit
into their little box.
477
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:26,106
You're finding your way.
478
00:15:26,107 --> 00:15:28,003
That's what your 20s are for -479
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,068
to take chances...
480
00:15:29,069 --> 00:15:31,736
To -- to make mistakes
and to learn from them,
481
00:15:31,737 --> 00:15:33,345
and you are learning from them.
482
00:15:33,346 --> 00:15:36,384
The fact that you won't push
this button proves that.
483
00:15:37,751 --> 00:15:39,551
That was really sweet, dad.
484
00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:41,278
I can't believe
I was gonna hit you
485
00:15:41,279 --> 00:15:42,939
over the head with that chair.
486
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:45,265
Wait. So now we're not
pushing the button?
487
00:15:45,266 --> 00:15:47,104
No. We're supporting Haley.
488
00:15:47,105 --> 00:15:48,171

For the rest of your life.

489
00:15:48,172 --> 00:15:49,993
That is not helpful.
490
00:15:50,692 --> 00:15:52,074
We need to stick together.
491
00:15:52,075 --> 00:15:53,023
Oh, my God.
492
00:15:53,024 --> 00:15:54,118
Oh, my God.
493
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,875
That's what this test is.
494
00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:58,077
It's not about whether
we push the button
495
00:15:58,078 --> 00:15:59,724
or don't push the button.
496
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:03,422
You want to find out
if this unites us or divides us.
497
00:16:04,995 --> 00:16:06,810
Let's join hands
498
00:16:06,905 --> 00:16:09,059
and send these sons of bitches
499
00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:11,992
and their filthy monkey a message!
500
00:16:20,344 --> 00:16:21,425
Feels good.
501
00:16:22,664 --> 00:16:23,614
Wait a minute.
502
00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:25,159
How are they gonna know
we're sending them a message

503
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,774
if we're not doing anything?
504
00:16:26,868 --> 00:16:27,949
That's true.
505
00:16:28,492 --> 00:16:29,809
We have to hit that button.
506
00:16:29,810 --> 00:16:31,298
Damn straight.
507
00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:32,772
Yeah.
508
00:16:41,825 --> 00:16:42,527
Who did that?
509
00:16:42,528 --> 00:16:43,464
We did...
510
00:16:43,731 --> 00:16:44,951
as a family.
511
00:16:44,952 --> 00:16:46,596
Did you not see the sign?
512
00:16:46,597 --> 00:16:48,777
Now the A.C. won't shut off.
We have to call a guy.
513
00:16:48,778 --> 00:16:50,820
Oh, I'm sorry. Is this...
514
00:16:50,821 --> 00:16:51,976
what if, uh...
515
00:16:53,295 --> 00:16:54,786
Yeah, building full of scientists
516
00:16:54,787 --> 00:16:57,279
and no one thought
to push the button twice.
517

00:16:57,314 --> 00:16:59,283

Please use number 2 pencils.
518
00:17:04,805 --> 00:17:05,908
Yeah, just wall.
519
00:17:05,985 --> 00:17:07,972
So this is the... test.
520
00:17:08,292 --> 00:17:10,384
I got that cleared up
with the jeweler.
521
00:17:10,385 --> 00:17:12,068
Boy, was he embarrassed.
522
00:17:12,345 --> 00:17:13,407
What's that?
523
00:17:13,715 --> 00:17:14,334
Is that my bunny?
524
00:17:14,335 --> 00:17:16,745
No. I am your bunny.
525
00:17:16,746 --> 00:17:18,808
Jay, I don't want
that bracelet anymore.
526
00:17:18,809 --> 00:17:21,758
This is the most amazing gift
you have ever given me.
527
00:17:21,759 --> 00:17:23,710
Really?
You--you--you like it?
528
00:17:23,711 --> 00:17:24,919
I love it.
529
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,130
And putting it back together
530
00:17:26,131 --> 00:17:28,702
made me realize how much
work you put into it.

531
00:17:28,703 --> 00:17:31,540
Well, it--it's all in the details, really.
532
00:17:31,541 --> 00:17:32,716
The bunny was in the clay.
533
00:17:32,717 --> 00:17:34,480
I just had to find it.
534
00:17:34,481 --> 00:17:35,885
Now I'm going
to give you yours.
535
00:17:35,886 --> 00:17:37,819
I think it's about that time.
536
00:17:38,935 --> 00:17:40,895
And this would be, um...
537
00:17:40,924 --> 00:17:43,364
a bookmark made of movie tickets
538
00:17:43,365 --> 00:17:46,310
from the first movie
we ever saw together.
539
00:17:46,311 --> 00:17:47,951
I-I-I love it.
540
00:17:48,085 --> 00:17:50,618
It's the kind of thing
I'd never get for myself.
541
00:17:50,619 --> 00:17:51,534
Ever.
542
00:17:51,535 --> 00:17:53,866
This is what we should
always do for each other-543
00:17:53,867 --> 00:17:55,905
thoughtful, handmade gifts.
544
00:17:55,906 --> 00:17:58,047
We get too caught up in-in material possessions.

545
00:17:58,048 --> 00:17:59,646
Ah, we got too much stuff.
546
00:17:59,647 --> 00:18:00,930
Return this first thing tomorrow.
547
00:18:00,931 --> 00:18:03,437
Yeah, and I'm gonna return
the watch that I bought you.
548
00:18:03,438 --> 00:18:04,833
Dinner's ready!
549
00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:09,303
So, is that the rose gold
bracelet that I wanted?
550
00:18:09,304 --> 00:18:10,698
Dynamite piece of jewelry.
551
00:18:10,699 --> 00:18:11,508
And that watch-552
00:18:11,509 --> 00:18:14,995
is that the ceramic with the 10-day,
uh, power reserve?
553
00:18:14,996 --> 00:18:17,010
Of course.
It's so sexy, that watch.
554
00:18:17,011 --> 00:18:17,899
Yeah, the matte finish
555
00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:20,031
doesn't always catch the sun
and blind you like this one.
556
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:23,520
It's so interesting, 'cause I love
shiny things on my wrist.
557
00:18:23,521 --> 00:18:26,799
Oh, for God sakes,
just keep the stupid gifts.

558
00:18:30,126 --> 00:18:31,138
Hello?
559
00:18:31,139 --> 00:18:32,855
Hey, it's me.
560
00:18:32,857 --> 00:18:34,630
I think Cam and I
made a huge mistake.
561
00:18:34,631 --> 00:18:36,335
Oh, I get it.
Marriage is tough.
562
00:18:36,336 --> 00:18:37,181
Just take a deep breath
563
00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:38,881
and go flirt with somebody
at the grocery store.
564
00:18:38,882 --> 00:18:40,553
No, about Lily.
565
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,016
We're trying to take
this new family picture,
566
00:18:42,017 --> 00:18:45,062
and she's doing
this weird smile thing...
567
00:18:45,063 --> 00:18:46,333
And you said something?
568
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:49,315
Uh, well, let's-let's just say Cam did.
569
00:18:49,316 --> 00:18:51,542
First of all,
all kids go through this.
570
00:18:51,543 --> 00:18:52,661
You should see every picture
571

00:18:52,662 --> 00:18:53,836

we have of Luke
from third grade.
572
00:18:53,837 --> 00:18:56,084
He looks like he's mid-sneeze,
which is a shame,
573
00:18:56,085 --> 00:18:57,747
'cause I was having
a great boob year.
574
00:18:57,748 --> 00:18:58,758
What did you do?
575
00:18:58,759 --> 00:19:01,043
I think it might've been the birth control
I was taking, but...
576
00:19:01,044 --> 00:19:02,287
No, come on. About Luke!
577
00:19:02,288 --> 00:19:04,623
Oh! Nothing.
We didn't do anything.
578
00:19:04,624 --> 00:19:06,732
Mitchell, I say this with love,
579
00:19:06,733 --> 00:19:07,970
but when you became a parent,
580
00:19:07,971 --> 00:19:09,678
I knew this was gonna be
a problem for you
581
00:19:09,679 --> 00:19:11,104
'cause you like
to control everything.
582
00:19:11,105 --> 00:19:12,993
Good lord. What would
that sound like without love?
583
00:19:12,994 --> 00:19:15,088
Bottom line-It's all gonna work itself out.

584
00:19:15,089 --> 00:19:16,026
But if you push her on it,
585
00:19:16,027 --> 00:19:17,962
she's just gonna push you away.
586
00:19:18,508 --> 00:19:19,811
Oh, my God.
587
00:19:20,883 --> 00:19:22,262
Thanks for coming, everybody.
588
00:19:22,263 --> 00:19:24,454
As you know,
our acceptance rate is 8%,
589
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:27,711
so in the fall, I look forward
to seeing one out of...
590
00:19:27,712 --> 00:19:28,545
- 12.5.
- 12.5.
591
00:19:28,546 --> 00:19:30,055
12.5.
592
00:19:30,056 --> 00:19:31,144
So... not him.
593
00:19:36,685 --> 00:19:38,611
Well, I guess this is it, M.I.T..
594
00:19:39,176 --> 00:19:40,921
Uh, when you visit Boston,
look me up...
595
00:19:40,922 --> 00:19:41,723
Darling.
596
00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:43,707
Okay, sweetie.
597
00:19:43,776 --> 00:19:46,604
Uh, t-that's my last name-Jason Darling.

598
00:19:46,605 --> 00:19:48,688
Oh, well, Alex Dunphy-599
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:49,526
"P-H" not "F",
600
00:19:49,527 --> 00:19:50,531
"Y" not "E-E".
601
00:19:50,532 --> 00:19:51,685
"D-U-N-P-H"...
602
00:19:51,686 --> 00:19:53,255
Why am I still talking?
603
00:19:57,290 --> 00:19:58,118
All right.
604
00:20:00,638 --> 00:20:01,524
Bye.
605
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,046
There you are.
606
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:08,566
Listen, honey, I am so sorry
about pushing so hard earlier.
607
00:20:08,567 --> 00:20:11,106
If anyone is able
to make a smart decision
608
00:20:11,107 --> 00:20:13,147
about where to go
to school, it's you.
609
00:20:13,322 --> 00:20:15,011
Even if that school
is all the way
610
00:20:15,012 --> 00:20:16,704
on the other side
of the country.
611
00:20:16,705 --> 00:20:19,508

Actually, there's
a lot to like here.
612
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,794
Really?!
613
00:20:22,345 --> 00:20:23,505
That's cool.
614
00:20:23,527 --> 00:20:24,484
Whatever.
615
00:20:25,626 --> 00:20:27,538
I guess there's somebody
around here
616
00:20:27,539 --> 00:20:30,125
she's not ready
to say goodbye to.
617
00:20:30,746 --> 00:20:31,970
He friended me!
618
00:20:32,884 --> 00:20:35,198
Okay, come on,
we have something to show you.
619
00:20:35,199 --> 00:20:37,779
Is it dinner, or is my mouth
too ugly to put food in?
620
00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:38,444
Okay, no.
621
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:40,800
And please don't say things
like that about yourself.
622
00:20:40,801 --> 00:20:41,451
You picked one?
623
00:20:41,452 --> 00:20:42,178
We sure did,
624
00:20:42,179 --> 00:20:44,485
and we're sorry
we made you feel bad.

625
00:20:44,486 --> 00:20:46,027
We just weren't used
to your new smile,
626
00:20:46,028 --> 00:20:47,602
but now we are,
and we love it!
627
00:20:47,603 --> 00:20:50,027
Yes, it's beautiful,
and you're beautiful,
628
00:20:50,028 --> 00:20:51,893
and we don't want to change
a single thing about you.
629
00:20:51,894 --> 00:20:53,548
Except maybe your underpants.
630
00:20:56,292 --> 00:20:57,329
Okay, where did
that laugh come from?
631
00:20:57,330 --> 00:20:58,922
I don't know, but it's gotta go.
632
00:20:59,122 --> 00:21:00,322
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