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CU Uses Fake Depth Chart To Troll Michigan
CU Uses Fake Depth Chart To Troll Michigan
Michigan)
as of September 12 a.m.
Since this weeks opponent, Michigan, does not issue a depth chart, our coaches felt we should refrain from making one public this week as
well. So in the interim, we had a little fun
OFFENSE
DEFENSE
(Single Wing-T)
(4-0-7)
NOSE TACKLE
DEFENSIVE TACKLE
DEFENSIVE END
90 Austin Powers, 6-0, 200, Sr.**
97 Scott Evil, 5-8, 150, Soph.
CENTER
CORNERBACK
RIGHT GUARD
FREE SAFETY
RIGHT TACKLE
TIGHT END
PUNT RETURN
STRONG SAFETY
HALFBACK (H)
KICKOFF RETURN
HOLDER
GROUPER
CORNERBACK
WEAK SAFETY
ROAMER DUDE
QUARTERBACK
A=Blues Brothers
B=Famous Skinny People
C=Stout Cartoon Characters
D=Office Space
E=Famous Centers
F=Deodorants
G=Famous Tough Guys
H=Vacation
I=Famous Short People
J=Slapshot
K=Trading Places
COSTLY SAFETY
ONE-FOURTH BACK
PLACEKICKER / KICKOFF
LEFT GUARD
PUNTER
LEFT TACKLE
DEFENSIVE END
SPECIALISTS
K
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