His fedora sits upon thinning hair,

Like a crown upon a jester's head.

You are now in his den, his lair,
By pressing 'reply' on a internet thread.
You made an error, of that be sure,
For he has so much to mansplain.
Prepare for an unsolicited tour,
Riddled with virtual pain.
#NotAllMen are as bad as him,
But he is pretty awful.
His patronising tone is quite grim,
And his ethics are seldom lawful.
He's the expert on womanhood, he claims,
"Trust me, I know more".
A master of illogical mind games,
Tis pity he's a bore.